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Hello, everybody. I'm Travis Kelce,

-welcome to Are You... -[all] Smarter Than a Celebrity? [cheers]

[announcer] The show where contestants can win big money and prizes...

-Trying to get this coin, okay? -The coin!

[announcer] ...just by answering questions about stuff they learned in grade school.

[Travis] "What do the stars represent on the current US flag?"

-Oh, yikes. -[crowd laughs]

[announcer] But they're not playing alone.

We got a bunch of amazing celebrities over there,

-and you can even cheat off of them. -I want to do a little Peek

-and see what she said. -[winces, coughs]

[all laugh]

[announcer] Every correct answer moves them up the money ladder.

-Let's go! Let's go, Travis, let's go! -He says, "Let's go!"

-[announcer] But if they get one wrong... -[Travis] Is it "Rhode Island?"

-Oh, no! -[crowd groans]

[announcer] ...they're eliminated from the game.

Can I just say this seems really hard for third grade.

-Hey, hey, hey. -[crowd laughs]

[announcer] If they can pass grades one through five,

they'll get a shot at a sixth grade question worth--

-$100,000! -I'm going to 100 grand, guys.

Let's go.

[announcer] Let's meet our celebrity classmates.

From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle Beauvais.

-Ugh, I knew all the ones we just did. -[crowd laughs]

[announcer] Legendary wide receiver and commentator on Inside the NFL,

Chad Ochocinco.

We can do second grade mythology because I was a god on the football field.

[crowd laughs]

[announcer] TV host, comedian, and actress, Lilly Singh.

Let me see what my strengths are on this. Where is "being petty?"

[crowd laughs]

[announcer] From the hit comedy series Loot, Ron Funches.

Travis, you heard her, she said, "Finally, bring a man on stage."

-[crowd laughs] -[announcer] Stand-up comedian, author,

and co-host of The Endless Honeymoon Podcast, Natasha Leggero.

You're a big Chiefs fan, too, right?

I honestly don't know what the Chiefs are. You keep saying that.

It's my pride and my entire life, but whatever.

-[all laugh] -[crowd cheers]

[announcer] Now give it up for the three-time Super Bowl champion

from the Kansas City Chiefs, it's Travis Kelce!

Let's go!

Whoo! Welcome, everybody.

Hello, everybody. I'm Travis Kelce,

-and welcome to Are You... -[all] Smarter Than a Celebrity? [cheer]

The show where you can win up to $100,000

just by answering questions about stuff we all learned back in elementary school.

Ron, I heard you were a part of

a children's backyard wrestling federation. How about that?

Well, Trav, like any intelligent person, I grew up a big fan of the WWF.

They always had this thing at the beginning that says,

"Please don't try this at home." And me and my friends took that as a challenge.

-[all laugh] -[Travis] What was your go-to move?

Oh, my go-to move was laying on the ground as my friend jumped off my dad's car

-and crushed my face with a leg drop. -[all laugh]

Chad, you had to have been into wrestling a little bit.

-Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. -[crowd laughs]

-I don't even know what you just said. -You're young. I'm 56.

-So you weren't around then. -[all laugh]

My nickname was Andre the Giant in grade school.

-[all laugh] -It was irony.

[all laugh, clap]

All righty, time to meet your new classmate. He's a high school math teacher

from Antioch, California, who went to Bidwell Elementary.

-Please give a big welcome to John. -[all cheer]

-Whoo! Let's go, what's up, Travis? -Whoo!

-Good to see you, man. -What's going on, baby? Great to see you.

-Great to see you, as well. -Oh, look at that slick back.

-Oh, is that John or Zack Morris? -[all laugh]

That was the style back then, man.

[Travis] How'd you get into teaching math?

Well, I started out coaching.

I coached water polo and taught some swim lessons.

-Nice. -Then I started tutoring math,

and then just kind of got through it through tutoring, and the rest is history.

-Nice. There we go. -[crowd cheers]

-All righty, you ready to win some money? -Absolutely. Absolutely.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] Absolutely, he says.

You gotta pick a celebrity to come up here for your first two questions.

-All right, awesome. -[crowd yells]

If I want money, I got to get Ron. So let's bring up Ron.

[crowd cheers]

-Mr. Funches, the fan favorite. -[laughs]

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too.

Good to see you up here. Hold on, hold on. My guy.

Mr. Funches, the only celeb to be up here every single episode.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] Mr. Funches.

I've seen him win a lot of people money, John.

-All right. -He's a good choice.

Here's how the game works.

There'll be ten subjects up on the board, ranging from first to fifth grade.

You can pick those subjects in any order that you'd like.

The first question will be $1,000.

-That tenth question will be $50,000. -[crowd cheers]

[Travis] And if you ace this test,

you'll get a chance at a sixth grade question for $100,000.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] That's a lot of money.

And behind one of those subjects is what we call an extra credit prize,

which is a hand-picked gift just for you delivered by Amazon Prime.

-Nice, all right. Heck yeah. -[Travis] So keep your eye out for that.

[crowd cheers]

-Let's find out if John is... -[all] Smarter than a celebrity! [cheer]

Let's get this thing rolling, baby. Ten subjects up on the board.

Ron, why don't you let him know your expertise?

John, I feel like we're going to be a great team.

I feel like we match each other's strengths and weaknesses.

You're a math guy. I am more of a literature English guy,

so I feel between the two of us, we got this board.

-Let's do it. [John] All right.

-[crowd cheers] -John, before you pick your subject,

do you have any family that helped you study for this one?

-Um... Nope. -[Travis] Nice.

-[all laugh] -Sorry.

-Nobody gets money but John! -[all cheering]

John, you got any kids? That's basically what I was asking.

Oh. Gotcha. Sorry. I do. I have two kids. I have two girls.

I have a three and a half-year-old named Mackenzie,

and I have a two-week-old newborn named Isabella.

-[crowd] Aww... -Oh, wow. And somehow he is here.

-Yeah, I haven't slept in a month. -Yeah. Now, knowing that,

let's stay down on these lower levels, because you sleepy.

-[crowd laughs] -[Travis] You heard him.

John, it's your game, though. Where you want to go first?

Okay, well, I am a high school math teacher,

so, just to start off easy, you know, get 1,000 bucks,

get a question under my belt. Let's go with second grade mathematics.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] Second grade mathematics.

Let's see your question.

"The number 99 is made up of nine tens and nine ones."

"What other numbers add up to 99? A. Six tens plus 29 ones,

B. Five tens plus 39 ones, or C. Four tens plus 59 ones."

Go ahead and lock those answers in, celebs.

[pensive music]

[Travis] The celebs are all locked in.

Before you answer this question, I got to let you know that you have three cheats.

You got your Peek, your Save, and then the Pop Quiz.

First question's for $1,000. What are you thinking?

-Oh, I like this question. -Okay, nice.

All right, let's see if I can talk this out here.

So six tens, that'd be 60, plus 29 would be 89.

50 plus 39 is also 89. 40 plus 59, sounds like 99 to me.

40, 59. Yeah, that's 99. So I'm going to lock in "C."

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] "C. Four tens plus 59 ones."

-Travis, can I tell you how I answered? -Yes, you can.

I just added up all of Jay-Z's problems plus zero.

-[all laugh] -Let's see what Ron put.

-"C." Nice. -[crowd cheers]

Is it "C," for $1,000?

-Yes, it is. -[all cheer]

[Travis] Four tens plus 59 ones will get you 99.

Let's go!

-You got 1,000 bucks, brother. -Absolutely. Right on.

-[Travis] You want to go for $2,500? -Do the math!

-I'll keep going. -[Travis] We're going to keep going.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] The next question for $2,500.

You got nine subjects up on the board. Ron?

So I'd love to do either English or literature.

-That's more on my side of the street. All right. I'm with you.

Starting with first grade seems like the logical thing to do,

and English is not my subject. So, since I have Ron up here,

-I'll go with first grade English. -First grade English

-[crowd cheers] -For $2,500, let's see your question.

"What's the only day of the week that has three syllables in its name?"

"What's the only day of the week that has three syllables in its name?"

[pensive music]

[Travis] All righty, John, we're all locked in.

I mean, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,

Saturday, that makes sense, Sunday--

So, yeah, I've got to go lock in "Saturday."

-Locks in "Saturday." -[crowd cheers]

What'd the class put up there? A clean sweep!

Saturday Night Live, baby, all right now.

Ocho, who's your favorite Saturday Night Live host?

-Dude, he plays for the Chiefs. -[all laugh, cheer]

He's pretty good. Pretty good.

[Travis] The whole class put "Saturday" for three syllables.

For $2,500, is it "Saturday?"

-Yes, it is. Very nicely done. -[all cheer]

Ron, you're good to go and rejoin the class.

Thanks, Ron, I appreciate it. Nice meeting you.

[crowd cheers]

You're the best. Ron Funches, ladies and gentlemen.

Shouldn't have used up Ron so soon.

[Travis] All right, you knocked out two questions.

You got eight left, do you want to keep playing?

-Absolutely, heck yeah. -[Travis] Absolutely.

-Heck yeah. -You have to bring up another celeb.

Well, as a football fan, and a FIFA fan,

-I got to call up my boy, Chad Ochocinco. -[all cheer]

-The next host of Saturday Night Live. -[crowd laughs]

-I feel good, you good? -Absolutely.

-[Chad, indistinct] C'est la vie. -[all cheer]

-Let's go. -Let's go.

[Travis] Why don't you let everybody know what subjects you like?

[Chad] I don't know anything about astronomy,

but it's first grade, I think it should be fine.

-It's on you, boss. -[John] Okay.

[laughs] It's on you, John. What are you thinking, brother?

Okay, well, I mean, US geography, because he's traveled all around the country,

-so that would make sense. -Do measurements!

-[crowd yells] -Okay, first grade astronomy.

-[Travis] First grade astronomy. -[John] Yeah.

Natasha, you were shouting he should do measurements.

Well, he knows-- He's a high school math teacher, and this could be, who knows?

-[crowd laughs] -I'm just saying.

Well, you already chose first grade astronomy, so,

-for $5,000. -[all laugh]

"This is a picture of what planet in our solar system?"

Go ahead and lock in those answers, celebs.

[pensive music]

[Travis] We're all locked in over here. John, how are you feeling about this one?

Well, Travis, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm a chronic over-thinker.

And I'm sure at some point I'm going to talk myself out of a correct answer.

-No. -[all laugh]

-Fingers crossed. -[Travis] We don't do that here.

The gut says "Saturn." Jupiter is the only other thing it could be.

I feel like if it was first grade, there'd be a big red spot on there.

So like I said, you can see it right now, I'm over thinking it.

I'm just going to just pull the Band-Aid off. "Saturn." Boom.

[crowd cheers]

[Travis] Rips off the Band-Aid, goes with "Saturn."

Let's see if it's "Saturn," for $5,000.

-It is! -[all cheer]

Going with your gut, very nicely done.

-$5,000 in your back pocket, John. -Yep.

You can hightail out of here if you want. Or you can keep this thing rolling.

-You're doing pretty well, man. -[crowd member] Go big!

-Go big? -Keep going, keep going.

Yeah, we're going on, absolutely.

[Travis] We're going to go playing, he says.

-All righty. -[Chad] Let's go.

[Travis] What are you thinking, John?

Natasha made a great point. Measurements, math.

They pair up pretty well.

Yeah, it's a valid point, but fifth grade kind of scares the bejesus out of me,

-I'm not gonna lie. -You teach high school.

[crowd laughs]

Natasha, it sounds like you just want him to get that question done

before you come up here.

[all laugh]

-Travis knows my strategy. -[all laugh]

I'll tell you what, John, you got to knock out all those questions

if you want to make it all the way to $100,000.

-You're right. You're right. -How are you at art?

-Terrible. -[Chad] Terrible?

Absolutely terrible. So I'm thinking either literature or music.

-Where do you fall on that? -[crowd yells]

-Wanna go music? -I suck at music.

[Chad] All right, let's-- let's go literature. That's what you're good at.

Let's go to literature, just to keep it easy.

[crowd cheers]

Second grade literature. Let's see your $10,000 question.

"What is the last name of the two German brothers

who famously collected and published fairy tales like Hansel and Gretel?"

[pensive music]

[Travis] All righty. How are you feeling about this literature question?

[John] Not as confident as I was

about how many syllables are in the days of the week.

-[all laugh] -But I think I know it. I believe...

-And I lost it, dammit. -Ah! Damn!

[John] Okay. I think it is "Grimm." I think it's the Brothers "Grimm."

-[crowd cheers] -The "Grimm" brothers. Locked it in.

Let's see what the class put, first. "Klitchko," two "Grimms," and two "Nos."

-[crowd laughs] -[Travis] Nice.

-Real recognize real. -[crowd laughs]

Is it the "Grimm" brothers, for $10,000, and to stay in the game?

-[all cheer] -"Grimm!" Very nicely done.

-Wow. -Yes, John!

-Ocho, great job, baby. -You got that.

-[Chad] You got that. Good luck. -Thank you.

-You can rejoin the class, brother. -Yes, sir.

-Good job! -Chad Ochocinco, ladies and gentlemen.

[all cheer]

I've never seen someone lose an answer and find it so fast in my life.

-[crowd yells] -[Travis] $10,000 is a lot of money.

But I'll let you know right now if you make it to $15,000,

you get that question right,

you'll have $15,000 guaranteed for the remainder of this game.

That means you will not go home empty-handed.

[crowd cheers]

So with that being said, you want to play for $15,000?

Yeah, I got to get to that threshold. Let's go. Let's go.

-[crowd cheers] -He wants to take it on.

You got to pick one of the last three celebrities.

Natasha's an art minor! You got an art minor right here!

As a young male who grew up in the '90s,

I'm going to call Garcelle up

and try not to blush while I'm doing questions with her.

-[all cheer] -[Travis] Garcelle, come on up here.

-I'm coming, I'm coming. -Try not to make him blush.

-Hi, John. Hi. -Hi. So nice to meet you.

-You, too. Congrats on your girls. -Thank you so much.

-You're welcome. -[Travis] All right, six subjects left.

Garcelle, why don't you let him know what your expertise is?

Okay, you know what, I might be good at art, and definitely music.

Ooh. Okay. My two weakest subjects. So that's good.

-Okay, I got to tell you, though. -Okay.

I'm pretty strong at history and geography, so--

-Do you, John, do you. -[all laugh]

[John] Yeah, I might, just to get to that threshold,

I might have to go with third grade US history.

-[Travis] Third grade US history. -[crowd cheers]

$15,000, big point in the game. Let's see if can get this guaranteed money.

"What general who led the Union Army during the Civil War

later became the 18th president of the United States?"

-Go and lock in those answers. -[pensive music]

[Travis] And we're all locked in, John.

-All right. -You went rogue.

-[crowd laughs] -I did. I did. I did.

Garcelle gave you a third and fourth grade subject she liked.

-But you wanted history. -[crowd laughs]

For 15 guaranteed, you're putting it all on you. How are you feeling right now?

I'm feeling pretty good. I think I know the answer.

It took me a second, but then I had the "aha!" moment.

I believe the 18th president was "Ulysses S. Grant."

-I'm going to lock that in. -[Travis] Locks in "Ulysses S. Grant."

[crowd cheers]

[Travis] Let's take a peek at the class. Lilly, "Jefferson," Ron, "Grant."

I guess went with the funnest president name to say,

-I was like, "Ulysses? I'm doing it." -[all laugh]

[Travis] Ocho, "Last name Jackson if you're nasty."

[all laugh]

Ocho, what are you over there talking about, man?

Was Andrew Jackson the president at one point?

-I mean, yeah, at one point. -[crowd laughs]

[Travis] All right, let's see what Garcelle put up there.

-[Garcelle] Boom! Boom! -[all cheer]

-Don't count me out! -All right, all right.

-You guys are on the same page. -How about that?

Is it "Ulysses S. Grant" for $15,000, guaranteed?

-"Ulysses S. Grant!" -[all cheer]

-Give me a hug! -Oh, my God! Yay!

-Very nice. Heck yeah. 15 grand, brother! -15, all right!

Whoo!

-[Travis] All righty. -That's gonna buy a lot of diapers.

I mentioned that you're not going home empty-handed, brother.

-You got $15,000! -Yeah!

-Yeah, all right! -[Travis] The next question's a freebie.

$20,000. Want to make a run at it?

-Yeah! Come on! -[Travis] Of course he does.

-We're going to keep this thing rolling -Absolutely, yeah.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] You got five subjects left.

-Garcelle? -Art, music is my thing.

But I do agree with Natasha. You know, you're a math teacher.

I would go with measurements.

[John] I hear you. The logic is certainly there.

My reservation would be something like, I don't know a lot of the conversions,

-like "how many liters are in a this." -Ah, okay.

-[John] That's what kind of scares me. -[Garcelle] I see why. Okay.

-[John] However, music also scares me. -[Garcelle] Oh.

So just for that reason, since you're up here,

-I'm going to go with third grade music. -[crowd cheers]

-There you go. For $20,000. -[Garcelle] Okay.

-[Travis, sing-songy] True or false? -[crowd cheers]

-[Natasha] Do it, Travis! -Oh, go for it!

-[crowd claps, hypes up] -It could be true, it could be false.

-[laughs] -It could be true, it could be false.

-[crowd] Go Travis! Go Travis! -Yeah!

-All right, everybody calm down. -[all laugh, cheer]

It could be true, or it could be false. "This is an image of a half note."

Go ahead and lock in those answers, please.

[pensive music]

We're all locked in, just like you right now, John.

-You are locked in on that note. -[all laugh]

[Travis] I tried to get you hyped and get you excited with my dancing,

-knowing this question is 50/50. -[crowd laughs]

-You're right. My bad. I got you. -[all laugh]

-I appreciate you. -Trying to help you out, brother.

I appreciate you.

Doesn't look like you're too confident right now, though.

-You would be correct. I have no clue. -[crowd laughs]

However, I will-- Actually, I take that back.

Because I'm visualizing, like, the-- like the two, like a double.

Like, the up and then the down and the up again--

That was a terrible description, I apologize.

But I'm imagining, like, that would be the full note.

Which, that would be a half note.

However, I still don't know. So I think I'm gonna have to use my Peek.

[Travis] Better safe than sorry. Garcelle said she's an expert at music.

-Well, I wouldn't say expert. -[crowd laughs]

-Oh. -I said I know music.

-I was just trying to sell it for you. -I know you were.

-[all laugh] -[Travis] Let's see what you put.

She put "True."

Now, if you put false, you can guarantee $20,000.

There is still the Pop Quiz, and this will be for 20 grand.

Even if I walk with 20 grand, it's still 20 grand more than I came with.

So just to play it safe, not that I don't trust you.

In fact, I do trust you, but just to play it safe,

I'm going to lock in "False." and hope for the Save.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] All right.

That guarantees $20,000.

But you might lose two cheats in one question.

Let's take a peek at the celebs.

-Split 50/50, just like you guys. -[all laugh]

[Travis] All right. Is it true or false?

-"False!" -[all cheer]

-So, you keep your Save! All righty! -Holy smokes. Wow.

-Everybody, Garcelle. -[all cheer]

You said your guess would have been "true,"

so it actually paid off that you used your Peek to guarantee your chances.

-Yeah. -You're playing the game pretty well.

You got $20,000, two cheats still available.

-You want to keep going? -Yes, yeah!

A lot of confidence right now, John, I love it.

You got two celebrities left,

why don't you bring one up here for your $25,000 question?

$25,000, $25,000, that's a lot of money.

[Travis] Is it Natasha or is it Lilly? Who you bringing up?

[crowd yells]

-Lilly says she's calling you. -Yeah, Lilly's giving me the sign.

[Travis] Lilly's calling you. Come on up here, Lilly.

-[crowd cheers] -Here we go, baby!

-[Travis] Lilly Singh. -Let's go, baby!

Everybody, give it up for Lilly.

-Hey, John! -Hi!

-[Lilly] How are you? -I'm great, how are you?

-Amazing. I'm doing amazing. -Good, good.

I'm so excited, this is going to be amazing.

I got two words for you, Pop Quiz, count on that.

-[all laugh] -[Lilly] I'm gonna keep it real.

Lilly, it sounds like you're nervous.

John, you only have four subjects up on the board.

[crowd cheers]

-All right. -[Travis] Lilly, why don't you

let him know which ones you love?

-So, you are pretty much on your own. -[all laugh]

Maybe art, maybe history. Definitely not US geography.

Whatever you're confident in, let's go with this,

because you need to really just count on yourself right now.

-[crowd yells] -Measurements!

Natasha's been wanted me to go with measurements since the beginning.

[Travis] Yeah. She wants that thing off the board before she comes up here.

She does. I got to tell you, that's kind of the gatekeeper.

That's the one that scares me the-- No, I take that back,

-fourth grade art scares me the most. -[all laugh]

So let's go with fifth grade world history.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] Jumping up to fifth grade.

For $25,000, let's see your question.

"In 1215, King John reluctantly signed what great charter

that established a common law even kings must abide by?"

-Celebs, lock those answers in, please. -[pensive music]

[Travis] All right, we're all locked in.

I got to thank the movie Billy Madison for this one.

[crowd laughs]

Of all things, I never thought I'd be using an Adam Sandler movie

on a fifth grade US history question.

[John] But you know what? I'm going to go for it.

I believe that the, uh, the great charter was the "Magna Carta."

-Lock it in. -Wow.

-[crowd cheers] -That sounds right.

That's my boy right there.

Billy Madison is one of my favorites. It's got two of my all-time favorites.

Obviously, the Sandman, and Chris Farley snuck in there as well.

-[all cheer] -Yeah! Legend!

All right. Let's see what the celebs put up there.

Ron, "Parliament."

[Ron] Any time it's a British question, I just put "Parliament,"

-and hope that it will come up. -[all laugh]

"Jude Law" is a fantastic answer.

-[Travis] The "Jude Law." -[John] I love that answer.

Can you explain what the Jude Law is?

-He's British. -All right.

[all laugh]

-Natasha, the "Charter Act." -[crowd laughs]

Sounds smart, but it's definitely wrong.

-[crowd laughs] -[Travis] Nice. Garcelle?

-I'm thirsty. -[all laugh]

[Travis] Trying to ease the tension a little bit.

All right, let's see what Lilly put up there.

-[all laugh] -[Travis] "Game of Thrones."

-That's... -I saw "king," I saw "John."

[all laugh]

[Travis] All right, well, I don't want to say you're on your own...

[all laugh]

[Travis] For $25,000... is it "Magna Carta?"

-It is! -[all cheer]

-That is correct. -[laughs]

-Billy Madison, baby. -You know exactly what I'm talking about.

-[Travis] Yeah, I know it, yeah. -Dang, John!

[Travis] All right. The decision is getting tougher, John.

But you are only three questions away from acing this test.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] And playing for $100,000.

-Keep going, John! -[crowd yells]

You want to keep this thing going or what?

I still have two cheats left, I still have two--

Let's go, let's go, let's go! I still have two cheats, let's go.

[Travis] He's going to keep going, he said. All right, John.

You got a couple fourth grade questions and a fifth grade question.

-[crowd yells] -I'm here to support you.

Art and measurements are scaring me,

so, yeah, let's go with fourth grade US geography.

-Fourth grade US geography. -[crowd cheers]

[Travis] For a big pot of $30,000, let's see the question.

"There's only one US state capital with three words in its name."

"One of those words is 'city.' What are the other two words?"

-Go ahead and lock in those answers. -State capitals.

[pensive music]

[Travis] We're all locked in, how are you feeling about this?

I was nervous at first.

Yeah, because I'm going, "God, there's Jefferson City, there's Oklahoma City."

I'm going, "Oh, boy, this is, with all these people watching me, this is tough."

And then it clicked. "Salt Lake City."

-[crowd cheers] -So it is "Salt Lake City," Utah. Boom!

-Locks in "Salt Lake." -This guy's gonna win!

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] Let's take a peek at the celebs.

"New York City," "New York."

Ron put "Salt Lake," though. He's on the same page as you.

-Well, the capital of New York is Albany. -[all laugh]

There was no way to sugarcoat that one, I'm sorry.

-I wasn't expecting to get dragged, but... -Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No, no, no, that's fine.

-Listen-- -Travis looked at me.

Hey, if I'm the person in the group project

that does none of the work and gets all the credit, I'm down.

[all laugh]

-That's the story of my life. -[all laugh]

[Travis] All right, I'm not going to lie, John.

You see me hit my dance with that true or false, man.

If you get this answer right, I might need to see you hit a little... dance yourself.

-[all cheer] -Okay.

[Travis] For $30,000, is it "Salt Lake City?"

[all cheer]

[upbeat music]

[Lilly] Nice.

-[Travis] I love it, man. -[John] Thanks, man.

-[John] Thank you so much. -You're gonna go all the way.

-[John] Wonderful meeting you. -Natasha knows art.

-Okay. -That was a pretty clean Carlton.

-Lilly, you can go ahead and sit down. -I nailed that. I nailed that.

[laughs]

[Travis] You got $30,000. You gonna go ahead and keep playing?

-[crowd yells] -[Travis] You have two cheats available.

Two questions left.

I mean, I could end with the Carlton dance.

-[crowd member] No! -No, no! Let's go!

-Let's go, Travis! Let's go! -He says let's go!

-You know what that means, Natasha! -[Ron] Natasha! Tasha!

-[Travis] Come on up here! -[all cheer]

-You got this, you got this. -Get that art money!

Hey.

-Hi. -Hi.

-[Travis] You gotta love it. All righty. -Sorry. That wasn't very warm.

I'll give you a nice hug if you win.

-[John] Okay. -[all laugh]

[Travis] All right, two subjects left. Natasha may be dreading measurements,

-but she is... -An art minor.

[Travis] An art minor, I'm sorry. Yes, I was going to say major.

In college, though, so not fourth grade.

-[all laugh] -All right, Natasha,

what are you thinking?

I mean, I will not help you with measurements,

but I could help you with fourth grade art.

But if you want to do measurements first, because it'll make you confident.

-I am confident in neither of those. -[crowd laughs]

But due to what I have up here, fourth grade art.

-[Travis] Fourth grade art. -[all cheer]

[upbeat music]

-[Travis] Extra credit prize! -Hey, yeah! Yeah!

-[Travis] Yes, sir! You have found it. -[all cheer]

The extra credit prize delivered by Prime.

We have picked a prize from Amazon just for you.

And if you get this question right, not only do you climb that money ladder

getting closer to $100,000, but you win this prize.

-[crowd cheers] -[Travis] We know you just had a baby.

We picked out an all-in-one stroller, bassinet, and car seat.

-Oh, that's awesome! -[crowd cheers]

-That's awesome, thank you. -Don't thank me,

-you got to get the answer right, first. -That's true. You're right.

-Thank you in advance. -Nice. I like the confidence, though.

So for $35,000 and an all-in-one stroller, bassinet, and car seat,

here is your fourth grade art question.

"What Spanish artist is known for his surrealist works,

including a 1931 painting of melting clocks

called 'The Persistence of Memory?'"

Go ahead and lock in those answers, celebs.

[pensive music]

We're all locked. For $35,000,

how are you feeling right now about this fourth grade art question?

Not great, but okay.

-[Travis] All right. -[John] I have my Save.

-[Travis] And your Pop Quiz. -And my Pop Quiz, you're right.

I might take that Pop Quiz for the fifth grade measurements one though.

I believe the Spanish artist... is "Salvador Dali."

-Lock it in. -[crowd cheers]

[Travis] All righty. He said "Salvador Dali" is that Spanish artist.

What did the rest of the class put up there? Garcelle, Lilly. "Picasso."

-Ron, "TiMex." -Spanish clocks. It sounds right.

-"Ti-Mex" instead of "Timex." -Yeah, you get it!

-[Travis] That's what I'm saying. -[crowd laughs]

Let's see what our art minor put.

-"Dali," with some beautiful cursive. -[crowd cheers]

[Travis] A lost art. Let's hope you're correct, 'cause the Save is off the board.

-I feel good, John's going all the way. -[Travis] John.

-[crowd cheers] -I hope so, holy smokes.

John, for $35,000.

Lilly feels good about it. Natasha feels good about it.

You seem to feel great about it. Let's see the answer, for $35,000...

-"Salvador Dali." -[all cheer]

How about it? This guy is rolling.

-$35,000. A little extra credit. -Yeah!

[Travis] Three-in-one stroller, bassinet, car seat.

Ladies and gentlemen, John has made it through nine questions.

[crowd cheers]

He is one question away from acing this test, and you have two cheats.

-You guys think he should go for it? -[crowd yells affirmatively]

-You want to go for 50,000? -[crowd yells]

[chants] Play! Play! Play!

You heard 'em. Got to give the people what they want. Let's play!

-He said give the people what they want. -[all cheer]

The people's champ.

-John, we all know what this question is. -[John groans]

And, man, we've been talking about it all game.

-Mm. -[crowd laughs]

Natasha's been avoiding it since fifth grade, probably.

[all laugh]

[Travis] Fifth grade measurements for $50,000.

[crowd cheers]

We had a lot of fun, John. But this is big money.

And if you don't get this right, you drop all the way down to 15.

[crowd murmurs]

[Travis] Let's see what this fifth grade measurements question is.

"If it takes a jogger ten minutes and 40 seconds

to complete four laps around a track,

and each lap takes exactly the same amount of time,

how long did each lap take?"

-Go ahead and lock in those answers. -[pensive music]

For $50,000. John.

You have been not confident about fifth grade measurements,

just about the whole game. How are you feeling right now?

-[John chuckles] -[Travis] With all the stakes.

Natasha was right, it's math.

-[Travis] She was right. -[crowd laughs]

[John] I feel like as a math teacher, if I miss this question,

I would become, like, a walking meme for the rest of my life.

-No, that dance will do that for you. -[all laugh]

-It will be a meme forever. -[all laugh]

-Was it that bad? -No.

[crowd laughs]

Okay. Well, I mean, so when I see four laps,

I mean, I think of like a mile because I'm used to like a quarter mile.

So if someone runs a 10:40 mile with the same pace,

if they went three minutes per lap, that'd be 12.

So it's going to be less than that.

Two minutes would be an eight minute mile. So it's more than that.

2:30 would be ten minutes.

So 2:40 would be 5:20 and 5:20, which is 10:40.

Yeah. Let's go with "Two minutes and 40 seconds."

-[all cheer] -[Chad] Oh, my God.

He's locked in at "two minutes and 40 seconds."

Let's see what the class put up there first.

-[crowd laughs] -[Travis] Lilly, "2:30." Ocho, "2:50."

Garcelle absolutely "hates math, always have."

-[crowd laughs] -[Travis] And Ron is out on running.

-Yeah. -[crowd laughs]

-[Travis] Well-- -John, I want you to get it right.

-I want you to get it right. -Thank you, Garcelle.

[Travis laughs] Garcelle's... she's feeling the pressure for you.

-[all laugh] -Natasha?

-Yeah? -Let's see what you threw up there.

[crowd laughs]

-[Travis] Is that "510 seconds?" -[Natasha] I don't know how--

[all laugh]

And we know why she wanted to stay away from it.

[all laugh]

Now we got to hope that you did your math correctly.

If you get this question right, not only do you get $50,000...

[crowd cheers]

-...but you'll have a chance at $100,000. -[all cheer]

-[Chad] Let's go, John. -Come on, John.

[Travis] It's a lot of money. If you get it wrong. you drop down to 15.

I can tell you this right now. The Save is off the board.

[all laugh]

You got 15. Let's see if it's going to be $50,000.

Is it "two minutes and 40 seconds" per lap?

[tense music]

-Yes, it is! -Yeah!

-[all cheer] -[Travis] How about it, brother?

-[grunts] -This is the big one!

[John] Oh, thank you so much. It was wonderful to meet you.

-You're hilarious. Thank you. -Thank you.

Great job, Natasha, you can go ahead and join the class.

-[all cheer] -[Travis] Give it up for Natasha.

-Dude, you got $50,000 right now. -Oh, my gosh.

Didn't even need to use your Pop Quiz or your Save.

-Wow. -[all cheer]

-That's crazy. -[Travis] You're killing it.

You should feel unstoppable right now.

-Yeah. -[Chad] Good job, John.

-[Travis] But-- -Yes, John.

-[Travis] Do you want to stop? -[crowd yells]

-You got $50,000. -[Ron] That's a lot of money.

-And you're one question away. -That's a lot of money!

[Travis] You're a sixth grade question away from six figures,

-$100,000. -[crowd cheers]

Now, John, this will be the toughest question of the game.

But you get the ultimate cheat.

You will get one celebrity to come up here, to talk it out.

You guys can discuss the answer, but it's your money to win.

Let's see what that sixth grade subject is.

-[John] Oh. Oh. Oh. -[crowd murmurs]

Sixth grade science. Mr. Funches loves science.

Big into it? Am I good at it? We will see.

-[crowd laughs] -What are you thinking, brother?

Well, I noticed that before the category was revealed, everybody--

the vast majority of the audience was telling me to go for it.

-Once the category popped up... -[crowd laughs]

-Looked like you got slapped in the face. -That tune change real quick.

[crowd laughs]

John, let me ask you this. What do you think your wife would want you to do?

-Oh. -[crowd] Oh...

-Well, my wife is a scientist. -[Natasha] What?

-[crowd exclaims, cheers] -[laughs]

-Hey, John... -Do it, do it!

[John] There's just so many angles on this one.

-I... -[crowd yells]

As much as it pains me to do this, 100 grand sounds like a lot,

but I got 50 Gs locked up.

-Unfortunately, I'm going to have to walk. -[crowd cheers]

He's dropping out. You gotta love it.

$50,000, and an all-in-one stroller bassinet car seat.

-Dude, you did a great job. -Oh, man, Travis.

You did absolutely great. The crowd loved you.

You gave us a meme we'll remember forever.

[John laughs] Yeah.

[Travis] But what's the fun in this show without seeing the question?

All right.

"A molecule of ammonia contains atom of nitrogen

-and three atoms of what other element?" You know that answer?

I can tell you my wife's looking at the TV right now and going,

-"Oh, why didn't you get that one?" -[all laugh]

If I had to make a guess, I'd say "argon," but I got nothing.

[Travis] Let's see what the answer is.

-"Hydrogen." -[crowd groans, claps]

-You did a good job! -Thank you, Ron!

-Oh, man. -[crowd cheers]

[Travis] You got to love it. From all of us in Hollywood,

-We'll see you guys next time on Are You... -[all] Smarter Than a Celebrity! [cheers]

Come on over here, brother. So happy for you, man.

-Thank you, I appreciate it. -Congrats on your little ones, too.

-Let's go stand in front of everybody. -Let's do it.

-Very cool, man, very true. -Hey!

-Oh, gosh, thank you. -[Garcelle] Good job.

Very lovely meeting everybody.

-Great job. -Thank you.

-[Travis] Do the Carlton with me. -[all cheer]

[upbeat music]