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[CHA HUN]

[YOON CHAE-KYUNG]

[JOO JONG-HYUK]

[OH JINSEOK / JEONG BIN]

[PARK SO-EUN]

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[WOOF & MEOW - DO YOU LOVE ME?]

[EP 7. MATING]

- Hey. - Are you really there?

He needs help, and I can't ignore it.

Okay. Just sign the paper and leave.

Okay?

Okay, I will.

And make sure to say what you want to say.

Okay.

He might be manipulating you.

You have to toughen up.

Okay. Don't worry.

Okay.

Do-hui!

Are you kidding me?

What?

Come on.

I'm hurt.

The nurse told me it's just hemorrhoid.

You called me here over that?

Hemorrhoid is no joke! Do you…

Do you know how much it hurts?

Some people die from this.

You don't need a guardian's signature. Why did you call me?

I mean, I just missed you.

I thought of you everyday.

So much!

I don't care if you miss me. That's up to you.

But stop calling me. Or I'll call the police.

Just five minutes. Give me five minutes!

I said I'm done!

Look.

You know what?

What?

There's a police station nearby.

Take good care of your asshole, asshole.

Cheers!

Do-hui's my girlfriend now, not yours.

That sounded rude.

Ha-jun?

Are you back already?

Well,

My God.

- Did something happen? - It's just hemorrhoid.

What?

He called me over hemorrhoid.

Asshole.

I told him to stop calling me.

What's that?

I'm blocking his number. I won't answer any of his calls.

Is this funny?

Not at all.

Would you like to have a drink?

Now?

Yes. Right now.

When you drink, you're more easily attracted to the opposite sex.

You need to have a drink with her.

And before you start, ask her how much she can drink

and give her a hangover recovery drink.

Women are all about the little details.

And remember! Be a good listener.

The key to a girl's heart lies in listening.

[DRINK UP / SOJU]

Start with this.

Are you this nice to everyone?

To any girl?

No way!

Or are you experienced with girls in general?

How many girls have you dated so far?

Do I have to answer that?

You don't have to, but that won't be fair.

Why not?

Listen.

You know about my ex-boyfriend.

You've seen me at my worst. But I know nothing about you.

That's why it's unfair.

Cheers!

Cheers!

I only properly dated one girl.

It was in my last year in college.

A girl that graduated before me reached out to me.

We met up, and she said

that she liked me.

She asked me to be her boyfriend.

I thought it was a good thing.

But it turned out she had a boyfriend.

What a bitch!

I'm sorry. I got carried away.

That's fine.

You see, I never told anyone about this.

Not even my friends.

I shouldn't have asked.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Let's talk about something else. Brighten up the mood.

I've been meaning to ask.

The suit.

Why are you wearing that?

Oh, it's just…

When you don't know what to say, just be honest.

Since I was going to be your fake boyfriend,

I wanted to look nice.

It's not mine. It looks weird, right?

Do you want to play a game?

What?

You drink if you lose.

I'm sure you know this game.

"Cute and sexy, 31!"

What do you say?

You want to do that?

Yeah.

Cute and sexy, 31!* (A game where whoever says 31 loses.)

One, two, three.

Four, five, six.

What was that? That wasn't cute at all.

Take a shot.

Okay. I'll drink.

Drink up.

Here comes another round.

Cute and sexy, 31!

One...

Two....

You're just like Anna.

That face! It's the same!

I must be crazy.

I'm sorry.

♫ I'm loving this feeling ♫ You were too cute.

♫ This is so good This feels so good ♫

Don't say sorry.

I liked that. ♫ What you've given me ♫

What? ♫ What you've given me ♫

So, give me another kiss.

But you're not cute right now.

Really?

How about that?

No. Not cute. ♫ Please don't change ♫

No? ♫ Stay the same ♫

How about this?

Still not cute.

Just give me another kiss!

No.

Don't do that.

♫ I'm loving this feeling ♫ Oh, come on!

♫ I'm loving this feeling This is so good ♫ I already said no.

♫ This feels so good ♫

♫ now that I've met you ♫

He's sleeping like a baby.

Shall we open it?

Let him sleep for now. He can have it later.

I don't he's getting up soon.

Good morning.

When did you come?

Have this first.

Thank you.

Meong-gu has to eat, too.

Oh, right. Food!

Dog food is the best.

This is perfect.

How did I get home?

I don't remember.

Is Do-hui okay? She was also pretty drunk.

I don't think so.

She called me to come get you.

Then, she called a taxi and went home.

That's good.

Did I do anything stupid last night?

You really don't remember that?

What?

Goodness be! He doesn't remember anything.

This is not easy.

Just tell me already!

You begged her to give you a kiss.

Really? You're kidding.

I did?

You did!

You were like a child talking to his mom.

"Give me another kiss, please!"

"I'll do it this time, okay?"

Just give me another kiss!

That was epic.

By the way, he said "another kiss", which means he did it before.

Right?

Yeah?

Are you sure she wasn't drunk?

I just told you that.

So, did you do it?

Did you guys kiss?

How did it feel?

Stop asking!

Maybe it's Do-hui. You answer it.

Oh, I found you.

You have a shooting at the rooftop with Meong-gu.

I'll be up there soon.

Good.

Do you know how product placement works?

You have to be natural.

Just act like you're giving him his favorite snack.

Um, okay.

Do-hui will be here in the afternoon.

Is she sick?

She just drank too much last night.

Let's get started.

Okay.

Sit, Meong-gu.

- Oh, okay. - Wait.

Wait.

- High five, Meong-gu! - High five!

Good boy.

This is a cakewalk.

She's about to leave.

Anna, do you want to go out with me?

Hmm… I'm feeling lazy.

Would that make you happy?

Hey, Han-gyeol.

- You're giving me a lot of trouble. - What is it?

Your guy is worried about you. I can't put that on camera.

We can't do this when he's looking so depressed.

- Right? - So, what's your point?

You'll have to make things clear with him. He seems a nice guy.

Do you get what I mean?

Okay. I'll see you later.

But I'm not even sure about my own feelings.

♫ I'm loving this feeling This is so good ♫

♫ This feels so good now that I've met you ♫

[WOOF & MEOW CINEMA / FEAT. CALMING SIGNAL]

It's finally time!

When your instincts take over your mind and body.

Mating period.

You're just like Anna.

She's crossing the line.

That face! It's the same!

Don't cross that line!

Oh, dear.

It's done.

It is.

Good times.

Humans are weird.

Why do they kiss when they pick their partner?

I think it's because they're just shy to say what's on their minds.

Oh, wait.

Then how about when he kisses me?

He just doesn't want to hear you talk.

[WOOF & MEOW - DO YOU LOVE ME?]