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Hey, Peter...

you were supposed to be up 15 minutes ago.

Sorry, May. I'm up.

Get a move on or you'll be late.

Oh, crap! I'm late! I'm late!

Ugh!

Peter! Peter, wait!

Your oatmeal was getting cold so I packed it to go.

Thank you, May, you're the best!

- The best. - Oh.

- Seriously? - Excuse me! Oops!

- Hey! Watch it! - Sorry! Pardon me!

- Whoa! - Oh! Pardon me! Didn't mean to do that!

Stand clear of the doors.

Hey, stop!

I'm almost there! Don't... go yet.

And they went.

'Course.

Why would anything work out for you, Peter?

Ugh.

Hey, Peter, you need a ride?

May? What are you doing, you're gonna be late for work.

It's your first day.

If one of us is gonna be late, I'd rather it's me.

So, high school orientation.

- How excited are you? - Honestly?

I'm still waiting for them to tell me

they sent the approval letter to the wrong Peter Parker.

But, I've wanted to go to Midtown for years,

their robotics program is supposed to be one of the best in the country.

Ah. And here I thought you were excited about learning.

Turns out, you just want to play with robots all day.

Well, to answer your question, I'm excited.

And it'll be nice,

you know, to have something to distract from everything else that's been goin' on.

May, I...

I just wanna say thank you.

Things have been... different without having Uncle Ben around,

but you've always been here for me.

You have always had my back,

and I really appreciate that, more than I can say. I...

I feel very lucky to have you in my life.

I feel exactly the same about you, kid.

Oh.

Okay, let me help you with that.

Oh. So, that's how it works.

See, that's why you're going to the fancy Robot School.

- Thanks again for the ride, May. - Of course, Peter.

Okay. All right, Peter,

this is the first day of the rest of your life.

No need to be nervous, it's just orientation...

at a high school for... geniuses.

How bad could this possibly go?

Huh?

What the hell?

Peter, let's go!

Where do you think you're going?

Oh, my gosh, it's...

some kinda magical wizard guy?

Wait, where are we?

Oh, no. We're not supposed to be here.

- Oh, my God! No! - No! This isn't fair!

Good luck getting through the impenetrable Shield of Seraphim.

Okay, never using this spell again.

Grab that kid.

- You okay, kid? - Mm-hmm.

Do a sweep, make sure that's everyone.

You gotta be kidding me.

Not so fast.

No!

Ouch.

Look out.

- Run! - Come on, let's go!

Peter!

Hey, ugly!

I don't think she's interested, buddy!

I was gonna say, "Pick on someone your own size",

but you're actually a lot bigger up close.

Good save, kid.

Are you okay?

Oh, uh... Thanks. Yeah.

I... I've been better, but I definitely could've been worse.

Midtown on the other hand...

Yeah, I was here for orientation.

Freshman, huh? Same.

But I have a feeling we won't be getting assigned classes anytime soon.

Yeah, I think you're right.

So, you got a name, hero?

Oh, yeah. Uh, sorry. I'm Peter Parker. How about you?

Nice to meet you, Pete. I'm Nico Minoru.

Okay, rude. I didn't name myself.

No, I...

Something bit...

What?

- Whoa! Oh, my gosh! Hey. - Whoa! What's up with him?

- Peter? - Pete? Pete, are you okay, man?

What happened to him?

I... I don't know. He didn't like my name?

Hey, Peter?

Peter, talk to me.

♪ Hey there ♪

♪ There goes the Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does whatever a spider can ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man Spider-Man ♪

- ♪ There goes the Spider-Man ♪ - ♪ Yeah! Eh! ♪

♪ There we go There we go ♪

♪ There we go again ♪

♪ Swinging through the city so fast You can barely notice him ♪

♪ Wall crawler ♪

♪ You know what's after that ♪

♪ Friendly neighborhood He's taking care of the habitat ♪

♪ Urban acrobat ♪

♪ Don't know where he find the time Fighting crime ♪

♪ Humble beginnings And now we flyin' high ♪

♪ Spi-Spidey sense Superpower science kid ♪

♪ You don't think it's fair I got the world's smallest violin ♪

♪ At the pinnacle Perched at the top ♪

♪ It's daily and it never stops ♪

♪ Hey there ♪

♪ Need my city, my city it need me ♪

♪ A hero not a vigilante ♪

♪ There goes the Spider-Man ♪

♪ Taking off the mask I know what you see ♪

♪ Look out ♪

♪ Know you want a neighbor like me ♪

♪ Cleaning up Queens, NYC ♪

♪ And I do it even better with a team ♪

♪ Here comes the Spider-Man ♪

Peter! You were supposed to be up 20 minutes ago!

- You're gonna be late! - Sorry, May! I'm up.

I'm up!

- Where you goin'? - Right behind ya!

- And pardon me! - Yo!

- Excuse me! I'm gonna make it on time! - Hey!

- Nice job, Peter-- - Watch where you're goin'!

- Hey, watch it! - I'm okay.

- Welcome to New York, kid. - Sorry about your cab.

Stand clear of the doors.

Hey! Stop! Don't go yet! Stop! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Aw.

And, of course.

All right, well, plan B.

I was hopin' to avoid getting too sweaty before school,

but it's better than bein' late.

Okay, here we go.

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

No! I'm good. I'm all right, I'm all right.

Whoa!

Hey, Mom!

Okay, we're making pretty good time.

I might actually be a little early for once.

- Help! - Or not.

Somebody help me!

It's no use calling for help.

Just give us the cash now and we'll only rough you up a little bit.

He's running, grab him!

Help!

Gotcha!

Hey, man, are... are you good?

- Are you okay? - Holy crap!

You saved my life! I thought I was dead meat.

You are.

This freak just bought you a couple more seconds.

- Stevie, get this clown on live. - Already on it.

Yo, yo, yo, fam, Stevie Sherman here.

Streaming live from Queens.

Check out our next victim in his dumbass costume.

- Is my suit that bad? - You should subscribe!

- Eh. - Ouch!

Hey, you know what? That was unnecessary.

- Words hurt, you know. - Not as much as bricks do!

Oh, man, the chat is blowing up right now.

- Can you do that again? - Stop recording, moron!

Let's see how funny you are with a concussion!

Whoa.

Missed me.

- Almost! - Stop jumping around!

Careful, you almost hit me with that.

Watch out for that ladder.

Oh. Hey, guys. It's Spider-Man here.

When the police get here,

could you tell them the webbing should wear off in an hour or so?

Don't forget to not like and subscribe.

Thanks!

Man, you saved me twice.

First my life, then my face.

Thank you, dude.

Oh yeah, totally. Anytime.

Well, I mean, don't make a habit of playing in traff--

- You know what I mean. - How can I thank you?

I mean, like, I tried to tell those guys,

I don't really carry cash but, I mean, do you have Venmo?

Hey, don't worry about it, uh, citizen?

Uh... It's Harry.

Well, don't worry about it, Harry.

Just consider it a good deed from your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

That's me, by the way, I am, I'm Spider-Man. Uh... Uh...

I'm also late! I gotta go! See ya!

Okay! Thanks again, Spider-Man!

Following our discussions yesterday, we'll be turning our attention

towards solving rational inequalities

such as these.

And before you even consider raising your hand to ask me,

yes, these will be on the test on Friday,

and no, you may not be excused

from said test.

Ah! Nice of you to join us...

Mr. Parker. See me after class.

Yes, ma'am.

- I can't believe you were late again. - Whoa! Jeez!

Keep this up and you might actually get an award for imperfect attendance.

Yeah, well, you know, it would be nice to finally win

a non-science related trophy that doesn't just say "participant".

Hey, watch where you're going, kid!

Hey, hey, hey, Emma...

it's fine. Honestly.

Oh, I'm sorry, Pearl, I didn't see you there.

It's not a big deal at all.

Petey's always been a bit clumsy.

You know me, clumsy, Petey Parky... uh, Parker.

- Oh. Hey, Nico. - Hey, what's up, Pearl?

So, Petey. That's something, right?

If by something you mean extremely embarrassing?

- Yes. - Oh, great, 'cause I totally did.

Embarrassed by your childhood crush and it's not even lunch yet?

Something tells me this is going to be a fun day for you.

Pearl's not just my "childhood crush", we have a history.

She used to live in my building,

so when my Aunt and Uncle would go out, they'd ask Pearl to come over.

You know, hang out, make sure I ate dinner and didn't stay up too late.

Pete, was she your babysitter?

No! I was, you know, like, 11 and a half, and she was 14.

We were just, hangin' out.

- Did they pay her? - Yes, they paid her.

I knew it.

It's okay, Pete. I've read that lots of boys

develop feelings for their babysitters.

I won't judge you too much.

The point is, Pearl still thinks of me as a kid.

She's never gonna want to date me if she still looks at me

as "Little Petey Parker" from down the hall.

Don't count yourself out, Pete. Crazier things have happened.

I mean, I once knew a guy that still had a babysitter at 12.

I was 11 and a half.

Well, regardless of that,

Pearl's never gonna know that you feel that way about her unless you tell her.

You should ask her out.

I mean, a girl like Pearl isn't gonna be on the market forever.

Yeah, you know you're right. I sh... I should ask her.

I mean, what do I have to lose, right?

I'm gonna do it right now.

Or... maybe after school?

- End of the week? - I'd do it soon.

Who knows who else is thinking about asking her out?

Ha-ha. Very funny.

You are joking, right, Nico?

Nico! Nico!

But this is actually untrue.

Although it's become a cultural reference when discussing him,

it's been proven that Mr. Paul Revere

never actually yelled

"The British are coming."

What is coming, however, is a test on--

Uh, Mr. Campbell. I'm sorry. May I please be excused?

I need to run to the restroom.

Whoa! Whoa!

Gun it!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Sorry about that!

Come on!

Come on, Spidey. You got this.

Steady. Wait for it.

Now!

Gotcha!

Somebody get that license plate number!

Oh.

Oh, man. Wake up!

You got to wake up!

Okay, watch out! There's a bus up there!

Oh, God!

I hope this works!

- Uh... It was him. - Holy crap! I just...

I... I can't believe that worked.

Oh.

Okay.

All in a day's work.

Uh, thanks for the love, everyone, but I gotta take off.

Stay safe, New York. Uh, peace!

Okay, Parker!

If you can stop a truck, you can ask out the girl of your dreams!

Come on, everybody, let's switch sides.

- Let's do it. All right. Everyone! - We are the Ravens!

- The mighty, mighty Ravens! - Go, Ravens!

Okay. It's now or never.

Nico, come on! I'd finally worked up the nerve--

Yeah, about that.

Sorry, Pete, someone beat you to it.

Let's go, go, Ravens, go!

What? No. But I... I was just-- I was ready...

That happened so fast.

I know, Pete.

Trust me, I was really hoping it was going to be one of us.

Ugh. I still can't believe Pearl is dating Lonnie Lincoln.

Really? Because you've been complaining about it for a week.

I just, I don't get it.

Besides being the captain of the football team,

what does he have that I don't?

Uh, let's see. He's got muscles. Popularity.

Pearl, since he asked her out

and you didn't.

Okay, still too soon to joke.

Good afternoon, class.

Today, we're gonna be splittin' into pairs for some upcoming projects.

Normally, I would assign you partners,

but since this will be for the foreseeable future,

I'll allow you to pair up as you see fit.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yep. Let's team up and you can do most of the work.

Close. I was thinking

that this is my chance to ask Pearl to be my lab partner.

If Pearl says yes,

I'll be able to show her that I'm not just some kid. She'll totally--

Yo, Mr. Taylor, can I work with Peter?

What?

Oh, yeah, sure. Lincoln and Parker.

What the heck was that?

Maybe he also wants you to do all the work.

- Smart guy. - Great.

Now I get to carry the workload for Pearl's boyfriend. Hmph!

Okay. So first things first,

we'll need an understanding of stoichiometric compounds... Oh.

Right, sorry.

Stoichiometric compounds

- are those that maintain-- - The ratio in which they were formed,

- despite having defects. - Oh.

I know that look. That's the, "I didn't think the star quarterback

"would have a knack for science" look.

Yeah, no.

Sorry, I really shouldn't have assumed that.

Nah, you're good, man. I completely get it.

People think I'm destined to go pro or something,

but I'd rather have options.

Playing for Bales High is a hell of an opportunity,

and while I'm here, I'm gonna learn as much as I can.

That's actually why I wanted to partner up with you.

Hold on, what? Why?

- Pearl said you're a smart dude. - She-- I mean, she, she said that?

Yeah, she mentioned you guys go back.

Always talks about how clever you are so, I wanted to see for myself.

So, smart guy.

- You ready to get to work? - You know it.

You know, Lonnie's pretty cool.

He's really smart, he's funny, and he seems like a nice guy.

We were talking and I found out we actually listen to the same bands.

- Uh, what are you doing? - Oh, yeah.

Just adding those to that list from earlier.

- Bye, Nico! - Bye, Pete!

All right, get home safe. Text me when you make it.

You got it. Have a good practice.

And don't forget your goggles.

Yo, Peter!

Oh. Hey. Seein' you everywhere lately.

Yeah, no football practice today

so I'm heading home a bit earlier than usual.

Cool. Cool. Big plans or you just gonna chill-lax?

Chill-lax.

Probably do a few small things around the house.

You know how it is.

Yeah, well, I don't wanna hold you up.

I should actually get going before I miss my train again.

Cool. Have a good one, dude.

Yeah, thanks, you too.

Come on.

It's been four days and you still ain't paid me back.

Hey, girl, I never even play with you like that,

you gotta calm down.

At eleven, a string of vandalism...

Hey, everyone, I'm home.

- Hey, son. How was your day? - Great, no complaints.

Hey, Lonnie, mind lookin' at your brother's homework with him?

Of course. Grab your books, Andre.

Let's get started after I take the trash out.

Hey!

Oh, Mom, uh, I asked the shop teacher about your car.

He said it might be your alternator.

I'll check it out after this.

Maybe we can avoid takin' it in and save some money.

That would be a blessing. Thank you, Lonnie.

Hey, hey, what you do with that thing? Come on.

That's what I'm talkin' about now?

Hi, I believe this money belongs to you.

Thank you. I just turned around for one second, and--

Yeah, about that...

I'm sorry. I lost my job recently.

When I saw the money I just... I don't know.

Something came over me. I...

I... I'm so sorry.

Mister pizza guy, sir.

Uh, I mean, it's ultimately up to you, but she was... just down on her luck.

I don't know, maybe let her go just this once?

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, okay, fine.

Hey, it's okay. It's okay.

You made a mistake.

Just, please don't make me regret this.

I won't.

I promise.

I'm sorry about that. I just...

You know, she just made a bad choice.

Yeah, I don't know for sure,

but what I do know is you got our money back.

Thanks for your help, Spider-guy!

It's actually, Spider-Man.

Uh-huh. Sure, sure, whatever.

- Hey, how about a couple of slices... - Hey.

on the house for the Spider-Man.

There's actually no "the", it's just Spider--

Wait. Did you say free pizza?

Thanks.

Mm.

Oh, my gosh!

Somebody just threw this out? It's... It's, like, new!

Wow. Free pizza, free DVD player. It's the best day ever!

Oh.

- Hey, May. - Mm! Peter, hey!

- How was school today? - Uh, it was okay.

I found a DVD player on the way home.

Oh, and there's this crazy car parked outside.

I--

What... What are you doing here?

Sorry, I mean, I'm Peter.

Hello, Peter, it's nice to meet you.

My name is Norman Osborn.