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[birds chirping]

That is so hot out today. It's

pretty though.

[birds chirping]

Hi Lacey.

Hey, Nick. Hey. What are you

doing around here?

I was passing through. How are

you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

I'm doing great. It's a real

scorcher out, huh?

It is unbelievably hot, and

then we have the audacity to

have these sweaters on.

Are you school uniforms? Are

you school uniforms?

Speaking of that, are you going

to be in school or not?

Yeah, I never miss a day of

school.

Are you ever skip any day of

school?

I'm going for that perfect

attendance. Absolutely not.

So like, lunch you stay on

campus?

It's supposed to, yeah. But

school. Where do you go?

Um, don't. Anywhere actually,

that's not on campus.

I can't eat McDonald's. It's

stuff that hurts my tummy too

much.

I think the point of it is that

maybe you could get off campus

a little bit

or stretch the road maybe.

I mean, I guess.

None of your friends go off

campus or miss a day of school?

No, none of us.

When was the last time you

missed a day of school?

Sixth grade. I had a stomach

bug.

Sixth grade.

Oh my god. Okay.

You do understand that was like

five years ago, right?

Yeah, I don't really get sick

that much. You know, I have my

allergies and everything

but I eat organic protein.

It is definitely a scorcher out

there. I think it's like a lino

or something.

A lino? Yes, a lino.

That is funny. So do you take

Spanish or something? Is that

Spanish?

No, it's just like it's when

the water currents are

different temperature of it.

What's up, nerd boy? Hey James!

What are you doing here?

So you're just making fun? We're

just having fun.

You're going to go hang out

with some of your Star Trek

buddies next?

I might not. Are you actually a

marathon? Seriously!

I'll see you later, James Lacey.

Bye.

Probably not.

Why did you have to do that?

He's been a bad dancer. The

nerd deserves it.

It's not that bad. Seriously.

They get picked on there? You

still get picked on all the

time.

That doesn't mean you have to

be the one to pick on him.

He's going to figure it out

eventually.

Whatever. I mean, you're such a

monster.

What do you care about him

anyway? It's too hot. It's too

hot. Let's go inside.

We can't be arguing about the

nerds today.

We're not arguing about him

honestly. Jesus.

They're worthless. They're

worthless.

I mean, I don't understand,

like, why you have to go so

hard on him. Okay?

Again. And again. He's just a

nerd. Just another dumb nerd.

Something is wrong with you. I

know you. You're my step-brother.

It's been a long day. It's been

a bad day. It has to be more

than that.

What is this? It's this.

What is this?

Due to the drop in your GPA,

you will currently be disqualified

from participating in the

football program indefinitely

until the minimum GPA is

attained by the student in

question.

I mean, what does this even

mean?

It means I'm fucked. It means I

can't play football unless I

magically get a good grade on

my next test.

But I have to ace everything.

What have you been doing? Like,

are you going to your classes

or are you skipping school?

It's school. I don't... It's

just... I just don't want to

play football.

Look, I may know someone that

can help you. You may not like

him, but he can help you.

Who?

Nikki. Look, I know he's a nerd,

but honestly, he's really,

really smart, and he can

definitely help you get your

grades up.

But you're going to have to

apologize. You've been bullying

him all year. You think he's

going to help you? Just what?

Or, his fun?

No, you're going to have to

apologize.

I'll get you a call.

Okay.

D-M.

Oh, hmm?

Hello?

Hello?

Jake? No, this is a prank call.

I'm gonna...

No, no, no. Don't hang up. Don't

hang up.

I want to apologize for how I've

been treating you lately, man.

No, it's okay. It's not a

problem. It's all good.

I really, I really need your

help.

They told me that I can't play

football unless I get my grades

up.

It's not coming back. Tessa's

going to kill me.

I'm hoping, maybe, somewhere in

there you can find some time to

help me out.

Please?

I mean, you know what? I'd be

happy to help.

Yeah, you can help me and I'll

help you out.

Nobody will pick on you from

here on out. I got you, man.

Don't worry about it.

Awesome.

I could be there later tonight.

Perfect.

Cool.

Alright, bye. Yeah, that was a

good idea. He's definitely

going to be able to help me out.

I mean, I told you, sometimes,

you have to be careful who you

are, I mean, too.

They can help you.

I really just need to get a

good grade on this math test.

Yeah, it'll be good. It'll be

good.

I think it'll be fine, but once

again, be nice, okay?

He's cool. I mean, he's a

little nerdy, but...

He's really nerdy.

I mean, that's what we need him

for though, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

What's going on, Nikki? How are

you doing, man?

My hands are coming.

It's a fit.

It's okay. Come on in.

Cool.

I appreciate you for trying to

help me out, man.

I'm happy to.

Thank you.

I'm happy to.

We'll be over here.

Again, I apologize for, you

know, always picking on you.

It's kind of too easy sometimes,

but, again, I apologize.

I'm sorry. I got you from your

own out.

It's okay. I figured it's all

in good fun.

You know, boys will be boys,

right?

Yeah.

I'm really trying to get a good

grade on this math test coming

up now.

Do you have any tips, tricks,

anything?

Well, I made some notes.

Yeah.

I think I can help you.

I took this test a couple of

months ago.

It's not a problem.

Yeah.

What do we got?

What do we got?

I know you're starting to learn

all the trigonometry stuff,

right?

Yeah.

So over here, you can see that

if you have the hypotenuse tied

to the right angle, you

need to solve for x.

See, that's the thing.

That's where it gets everybody

stumped.

It's always x.

Like what's x?

And, you know, and I know, you

know, there's a, it's confusing

because it's like, when did

they put letters in our math?

But you know, it's, it's, it's

not a real letter.

It's a hypothetical.

It's a theoretical letter.

It's all theory.

It's not real.

It's like the matrix.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like the matrix.

You know, so we have the

adjacent angle over here.

We'll call it n or not.

You know, and then we'll have

the other angle.

The hypotenuse right here, we'll

call that m.

Okay.

So we have n, we have m, and we

have to solve for x.

It's really not, it's not that

difficult.

So what, the a squared, b

squared, what is all that stuff?

You don't really need to have,

you don't really need to worry

about a squared, b squared.

You don't need to work.

What you need to do is it's all

about absorption.

You just like be able to look

in a text and just absorb the

material.

And the best way to do that is

to sit down and read it over

with somebody.

So let's go ahead and just open

this up.

Yeah.

So like, you see, I want you to

read this, read this, read this.

Read this, read this out for me.

Okay.

And just absorb it.

Okay.

And then once you've read it, I'm

going to give you a couple, a

couple problems to solve.

Okay.

So go on, you got this.

I believe in you.

This is nothing.

Okay.

No, this is difficult.

All right, here we go.

It's not like you're incapable

of doing.

Yeah.

You still have the right

motivation, but now you need to

do this.

So why don't you read this, the

second half of this page.

Okay.

I'm going to give you some

common questions.

Yeah, and there was a hypotent

news.

Did that.

That sounds pronounced.

You got it.

The right angles.

This is a lot of information.

Okay.

All right.

I think I got it.

You sure?

Let's try it.

Yeah.

I want you to answer these

questions.

Let's see how you do.

Hmm.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to put it in the next

page.

Guess what?

What?

You don't have to quit football.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You did it.

Yeah.

See, it doesn't take much.

You just have to be able to sit

down with the material.

You're perfectly capable.

I see the stuff you're doing in

the football field.

You are slightly out in like

that.

You're taking the angles,

velocity, the amount of time it

takes for one football player

to get to you.

You're already doing math right

on the field.

What?

That's practice.

But it's math.

Okay.

So I guess we need you on the

field.

We need you playing football.

We need you.

Well, yeah.

I'll be out on that football

field at that time.

I mean, in a little time you'll

be a hard student.

Exactly.

Hello, hello, guys.

Hello.

Hi Lacy.

How's it going?

I think your brothers are going

to keep up with the football.

He's definitely helping.

You're right.

I should have apologized.

You're being nice.

I'm trying to.

Is that good?

It's good.

Are you okay?

You look great.

I don't want to seem too

personal here, but are you

still a virgin, Niki?

I'm only a bit.

You probably have never had

your dick sucked, huh?

But gentlemen never kisses and

tells.

Why not?

She kisses and tells.

That sounds like a yes.

No.

I think you should let her suck

your dick, use your dick to

beat up.

You know, for her own personal

pleasure, but you know, it

helps you out.

Just as a thank you for me

please.

I mean, I'm totally down.

Yeah, no, she loves this.

Okay, okay, sure.

All right.

You're awesome.

Wow.

There you go.

See?

Kiss and tell my ass.

There you go.

Oh my god.

Nothing, nothing, nothing to

worry about.

I still need you to help me

with this outro though.

Of course.

So the, um, what's-

Absolutely.

The A plus B, where the right

angles.

Mm-hmm.

The A plus the B and the square-

I-pot, and the-

I think I'm gonna have to teach

you now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna have to teach you now.

Yeah.

You're still gonna become a

teacher.

Wow.

There, there you go.

that's what we're looking at.

- You got it.

Look at you.

- I'll be there soon enough sir,

I'll be there soon enough.

- Oh you're already there.

Oh, you're already there.

- Okay, okay, okay.

I see.

- It's just like when I catch

my football.

- Exactly.

- Okay.

Jen?

You punk.

Damn shit.

Heh.

Don't forget to direct around

that to the nearest tent.

Oh y'know.

Pyotons.

Yeah I'm double Terra ready for

this video

Woo

MMMM

Bah

(imate that expression I will

end my life with)

MMMM

atro

This is right, right?

Yeah, you got it. Oh, man.

Yeah, that's really good. Just

keep it up with that. See, you're

already solving this problem

that I even need my my

assistance.

That's how good of a teacher

you are. I try. Are you gonna

hit any other subjects too? I

mean what do you need help with?

I might need some help with

some science. I got a test

coming up there too. I mean

shit, not great. That's science.

Not like this.

You... you finish this one.

Please.

Because hit by you?

Are you finally getting it?

It took a few tries but, yeah,

he's been helping me out.

I mean, what other grades are

you having? Some issues with

science or...

Science. Besides science, man.

It's taking physics right now.

Please listen one.

And that hurts me.

Try solving these.

Let's see.

Physics is a piece of cake.

Some like falling objects in

race cars and stuff like that.

That's exactly what it is.

He'd be better at physics if he

actually went to class.

No one likes to go to class.

How are you supposed to do well

in the subject if you're not

even there to learn it?

Okay, but how am I supposed to

get my calories in if I don't

have an extra long lunch?

Bring the food into class.

I'm sure you can get your coach

to write a note that you get to

eat during this class.

This guy's GPA of the year.

No...

Salutorian, not looking at

maybe that second one.

You know Chun-Li is way ahead

of me.

You got it.

You're smart.

You understand? You're smart.

He just needs to apply himself.

Yeah.

It's work. I do most of my time

in that football field.

Yeah, it's work. I know. But we

need you all in the field.

In football it's work too.

Coach would hate me. He would

string me if I didn't go to

practice all the time.

I agree. But it's just what you

have to get through.

How do you do it? How do you

become the nerd that you are

today?

It's just discipline. You know?

You have it too. You're

disciplined in football.

I'm disciplined in making sure

I have as high a GPA as I can

so I can keep going to the best

schools I can.

Yeah, see, I'm going to write

that football scholarship all

the way through.

Now if they keep you from

playing football because of

your grades.

Yeah.

You didn't think about that,

huh?

Nah.

You've ever eaten pussy before?

No.

You need a taste of pussy. It's

the sweetest pussy there is.

Basically, go ahead and jump up

on here.

Try it. You know what you're

teaching me? You're teaching us

new things. Let's teach you

something new.

Okay. Yeah, go for it.

Here you go.

Here you go. Take your time.

Ah, sweet. It's the best thing

you've ever eaten.

I swear. There you go. Take a

look.

Sound me scared.

Okay, you're doing good.

Oh my god.

Seems like you have a little

bit of experience in it.

Are you all stood up with

everything?

I'm getting close. I think I

have like two more pages to

read here. How are you doing

over there, Nikki?

I don't know, I'm getting out

of here.

I think he's fine.

I think he's letting something

through.

It's going right.

Yeah, I mean, the sooner you

finish with that, the sooner

you get in.

I know. I need to, you know,

even if there's this.

The one he's done going to the

challenge over there, I'm going

to have him tell me I was in

science.

Good.

He's not so little. Does he

think now?

Yeah, it looks like he knows

more than we thought.

I know.

Yeah, he's pretty good at this.

Highway.

He now needs him to help me

with my math and my science,

too.

Oh, he's helping.

He would love to help you.

Definitely one of those.

As long as you teach him more

about this, you need to open up

his horizons here.

How about we actually, you know,

do a little sexual things, more

than this?

Yeah.

Come on, puttans.

There you go. There you go.

Wait.

There you go.

See, that's problems. I think

he's shooting us right here.

That's the easiest part. I mean,

I could have done it like that.

And...

Be...

Ugh.

Ugh.

See.

That's it.

Alright. I think...

Okay, yeah, I think you're

getting that one, but I can't

see that one in this thing,

well...

Let's turn this one.

Okay, sure.

I swear I have it.

I think you just need to move

this over here.

And then move this over here.

And that'll do here. 80 square

plus these.

Oh...

Okay. Just like that.

Yeah.

I think I've been added too

long. I need a break.

Okay.

Come here.

It is good to give your brain a

little bit of rest every now

and then.

You're doing great work, though.

And if we're talking about

brains being in a rest, I'm

happy we're giving yours one.

Wow.

I'm used to it.

Ugh.

See, you're not that bad.

You're not that much of a nerd.

Not as much as I thought you

were.

I mean it. You know we all just

choose our paths.

I chose academics.

Yeah, I chose football.

I mean I'm not that great at

sports.

You are. You've got an actual

hang.

I think you guys are both good

at what you do.

I'm just...

Maybe I have an actual hang.

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I'm having a little bit of you.

Imagine this after study. (laughing)

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Two guys and one girl.

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Thank you for watching!

See you in another video.

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session ever. It was definitely

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My sister is supposed to just

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