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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:47,002 Oh, my God. 2 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:49,483 You are single-handedly ruining my life. 3 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,180 You have to be kidding me. 4 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:52,616 We're serious about this, Massie. 5 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:55,228 So am I. I already made plans. 6 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,665 This party isn't just a party. 7 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,971 It's the last party before winter break is over. 8 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,799 Forget being the event of the season, 9 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,540 it's the event of all four. 10 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,412 I'm sorry, but the Lyons are gonna be here for dinner. 11 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:06,848 The Lyons? 12 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:09,329 Are the tigers and bears coming too? Oh, my. 13 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,766 Massie, we talked about this weeks ago. 14 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,072 You remember Jay? 15 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,944 My best friend from business school? 16 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:19,469 He's moving up here from Florida with his family. 17 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,515 They have a son Todd, a daughter Claire. 18 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:22,864 She's your age? 19 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,387 They'll stay out in the guesthouse 20 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,997 until they find a place of their own. 21 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:28,870 Does any of this even ring the smallest of bells? 22 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:30,828 Uh, no. 23 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:33,092 You'll be at dinner and you'll be pleasant. 24 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,702 Mom! 25 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:37,052 You always said I should honor my commitments, right? 26 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,837 Well, I made a verbal commitment to Shelby Rexler 27 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,231 that I would be at her party tonight. 28 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:44,494 I'm not discussing this anymore. 29 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,844 - Dad! - You heard your mother. 30 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:48,759 Mom, if I miss this, 31 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,587 it'd be starting the second semester 32 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,589 on the completely wrong foot. 33 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,852 Worse than the wrong foot. 34 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,378 It'd be like wearing the wrong outfit. 35 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,861 Bean, tell me this isn't happening. 36 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:06,037 This is my worst nightmare. 37 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:08,562 Worse than the one where my Amex was rejected. 38 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:11,826 Worse than the one where I lost my Prada bag. 39 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,133 And look. 40 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:17,006 I already had my outfit picked out and everything. 41 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:22,794 If I have to miss this, everyone has to miss this. 42 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,410 Hey. 43 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:31,891 Put the brush down. I'm getting Dylan. 44 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,372 I was just about to call you. 45 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,895 I'm in the middle of a wardrobe crisis. 46 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,375 Hey, Dyl. Hey, Alicia. 47 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,376 Ow! 48 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,377 I'll get Kristen. 49 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:42,552 She's school shopping. 50 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,206 She's already called me three times 51 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,600 to ask if we really need a compass and a protractor. 52 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,472 - What did you tell her? - To get a life. 53 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,953 Mass, hey, look, I can't really talk right now, 54 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,737 but did you get a compass and a protractor? 55 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,739 Who cares? P.S., Leesh and Dyl on the line. 56 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:56,914 Hey, girlies. Hi. 57 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,786 - Hey. - Okay. 58 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:01,049 So, what I'm about to tell you 59 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:04,183 is gonna score me major gossip points. 60 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,273 Like Shelby Rexler did not chop her hair off 61 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,405 to look more like Keira Knightley. 62 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,233 - She has head lice. Eww. 63 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,495 Gross. 64 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,280 I know. I say we bag the party. 65 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:17,500 There's no way I'm trading my Frédéric Fekkai for Nix. 66 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:18,980 But it's an eighth-grade party 67 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:20,764 and we're the only seventh graders invited. 68 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,766 Please, I'm not gonna be caught dead 69 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,987 at a party thrown by anyone under the age of 15. 70 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,728 It's worse than wearing Crocs. 71 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:30,252 Wait, head lice and Crocs? 72 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,906 No one's actually wearing Crocs, Dyl. 73 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:35,301 Actually, I think Shelby has a pair in orange. 74 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,737 Eww. 75 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,434 - Ugh, forget it, I'm out. - Me too. 76 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:39,435 Me three. 77 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:41,656 That's what I thought. 78 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:52,318 Mass, the Lyons will be here soon. 79 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,884 You might wanna change. 80 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:56,496 Can I change the fact that they're gonna be here? 81 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,019 Look, I'll make a deal with you. 82 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,369 If you adjust your attitude, be nice to Claire... 83 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,370 Who's Claire? 84 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,330 The Lyons' daughter. 85 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,375 Be nice to her and I'll let you go 86 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,203 to the end of Shelby's party. 87 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:11,206 Oh, my God. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 88 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:12,774 Now, go get changed. 89 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,738 Bean. 90 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:23,828 Bean, chill. 91 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:49,026 Dad, how many people live here? 92 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,725 Is this really our new house? 93 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:02,867 Bean, what's one step worse than a fashion don't? 94 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:07,523 A fashion don't-even-think-about-it. 95 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:08,872 They're here. 96 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,744 I'm not even ready yet. 97 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,267 Hey. Hey. 98 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:15,966 Oh, look. Hey. 99 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,228 You made it. 100 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,969 Good to see you. 101 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,451 - How are you, buddy? - Oh, you got so big. 102 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,025 What do you think, Bean? 103 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:31,983 Perfect, right? 104 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,772 Oh, so good to see you. 105 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:44,081 There she is, perfect timing. 106 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,474 This is our daughter Massie. 107 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,954 My parents told me all about you. 108 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:49,304 Huh. Mine barely mentioned you. 109 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,740 Oh. 110 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,440 Except to say how fun and cool you are. 111 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:59,620 Uh, hello? She's a dog, not a baseball glove. 112 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,928 Hey, come here. 113 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:07,322 Sorry, he must have forgotten to take his meds. 114 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,584 Meds? 115 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,544 That was a joke. 116 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,157 Funny. 117 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:18,378 Good to see you. It's good to see you. 118 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,209 This is delicious. 119 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,821 Mm! 120 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,742 Claire helped pick that out. 121 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,355 Sorry. 122 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,751 It's for your charm bracelet. 123 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:47,145 Really? I never would've guessed, thanks. 124 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:52,802 I remember your mom wrote in a Christmas card one year 125 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,413 that you wanted to be a singer? 126 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,546 Right, when I was 7. 127 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:03,465 Um, thanks. 128 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:06,642 So, Claire, I hear you're a straight-A student. 129 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:09,036 She was in the top three in her school in her science fair. 130 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:11,299 She won the district spelling bee contest last year. 131 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,300 Mm-hm. 132 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,736 Wow. 133 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,651 That's very impressive, Claire. 134 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:17,436 Massie, why don't you tell Claire about 135 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,221 Octavian Country Day? Massie just loves OCD. 136 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,440 Right, Massie? 137 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,399 Oh, right. Um, small classes, 138 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,140 nice teachers for the most part. 139 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,447 There's only one problem. No boys. 140 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,274 Who says that's a problem? 141 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,842 Uh, the girls who go there, Dad. 142 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,021 Mr. Lyons, let me get that for you. 143 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,023 Sure. 144 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,594 You complete me. 145 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,770 Eww. 146 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,470 Excuse me. 147 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,477 - They were still eating. - Please. 148 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,740 You promised I could go to the party. A party? 149 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,916 Thanks, Claire. 150 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,700 Maybe Claire would like to go with you. 151 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,486 Oh, I'm up for, you know... 152 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,227 Whatever. 153 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:15,363 Sweetie, are you okay? 154 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:17,496 Um, you know what? 155 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,845 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 156 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,282 I don't feel so well. 157 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,286 Night, Massie. I hope it's nothing serious. 158 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,983 Get some sleep, honey. 159 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,550 I'm sure it'll be gone in the morning. 160 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,770 I seriously hope so. 161 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,162 Did you see her clothes 162 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:34,034 and her shoes and her hair? 163 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,036 I swear, she looked straight out of a magazine. 164 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,080 She is pretty cute. 165 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,081 Could we go shopping tomorrow? 166 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,692 For the first day of school? 167 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:42,477 What about the clothes we bought before we left Florida? 168 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,261 T.J. Maxx isn't gonna cut it here, Mom. 169 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,438 It's, like, designer everything. 170 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:50,311 Please? I just wanna fit in. 171 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,965 I really want her to like me. 172 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,923 Honey, she's gonna like you because you're you, 173 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,273 not because of what you wear. 174 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,625 All right, fine. 175 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,888 I suppose we both could use a new sweater or two. 176 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,019 It is pretty cold up here. 177 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,935 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 178 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:19,733 On your right! 179 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,736 Hey, watch where you're going. 180 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:32,049 Hey, isn't there a law against texting and riding? 181 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,618 - I'm Chris Abeley. - I'm... 182 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,054 Massie Block. I know who you are. 183 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,490 Really? Sure. 184 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,449 I used to come to your parents' charity auction 185 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,798 practically every year. 186 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,278 Hm, I wonder why we've never met. 187 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:46,628 I've been MIA the past couple of years. 188 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,195 In a boarding school in Connecticut. 189 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,196 Ha, sounds cliché. 190 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,980 Yeah, so is getting kicked out. 191 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,939 So I'm back at Briarwood for high school. 192 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,157 A bad boy, huh? 193 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,202 I guess that explains 194 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,899 why you're on a private trail. 195 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,641 Yeah, I must have made a wrong turn somewhere. 196 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,731 Or the right one. 197 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,864 I... I should go. I'll let you have your trail back. 198 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:05,908 Oh, no, it's okay. 199 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,345 I love having guests, really. 200 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,043 Well, maybe I'll see you back here. 201 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,045 I was thinking of riding again on Saturday. 202 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,700 Sure. Maybe you'd wanna ride together? 203 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,267 Sure, it's a date. 204 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,104 Did you hear that, Brownie? It's a date. 205 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,723 What about this? Mom! 206 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,246 "At OCD, fashion is a fine art 207 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,987 and true form of self-expression." 208 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:41,988 Okay, okay. 209 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,037 Oh, these are perfect. 210 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,780 Oh, those are nice. Let's see. 211 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,565 Ooh. Sixty-two dollars. 212 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,439 "Excellence isn't encouraged, it's expected." 213 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,223 - Expected, Mom. - I'm sorry, honey. 214 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,464 With the move and everything, this is just too expensive. 215 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,881 Well, can I just look next door? 216 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,755 I'm not gonna buy anything, I just wanna look for ideas. 217 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,671 All right, fine, five minutes. 218 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,194 But then we're going to Old Navy. 219 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,355 - They have a sale on turtlenecks. - Okay, thanks, Mom. 220 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,122 ♪ Clap your hands If you're feelin' me ♪ 221 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,559 ♪ One to the two Two to the three ♪ 222 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,953 ♪ Clap your hands If you're in the mix ♪ 223 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,564 ♪ Four to the five Five to the six ♪ 224 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,566 ♪ Hey DJ Turn me out ♪ 225 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,960 ♪ You gotta keep me movin' Till the moon goes down ♪ 226 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,745 ♪ Why don't you show me Yeah, you know me ♪ 227 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,313 ♪ Shake your thing Till you don't feel lonely ♪ 228 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,489 ♪ Hey, mister Break it down... ♪ 229 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,578 But they look great. 230 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,927 Well, I'm not getting you a size 6. 231 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,146 But I am a size 6. 232 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,670 Well, when you're a size 4 again, 233 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,106 I'll get you the pants. 234 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,369 In every color. 235 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,070 Ooh! 236 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,073 - Moms, they just don't get it. - Right? 237 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,815 Weren't they kids once too? 238 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:13,079 I don't think they have a 4 in this whole store. 239 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,430 What about these? These are 4s. 240 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,611 If I try and fit into these, I won't be able to breathe. 241 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,048 Why don't you switch the tags? 242 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,876 That way, your mom thinks you're buying the 4 243 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,356 when you're buying the 6. 244 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,620 Then your mom's happy and you can exhale. 245 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,578 You're brilliant. 246 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,407 I'm Dylan. Claire. 247 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,149 - We walked in on some dude. - Trying on women's clothes. 248 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,977 - No! - Yeah, come on. 249 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,675 Oh, uh, nice meeting you, Claire. And thanks. 250 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,547 ♪ Hey, mister Break it down ♪ 251 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,551 ♪ You're a playboy You made me hit the ground... ♪ 252 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,037 Since excellence is expected. 253 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,089 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 254 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:19,973 "Good girls go to Orlando. Bad girls go to Miami." 255 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,150 Where do ugly girls like you go? 256 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,196 Claire, Mrs. Block said that 257 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,589 you can go to school with Massie. 258 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,678 - Oh. - You should meet the driver 259 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,507 in front of the house at 7:30. 260 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:38,078 Their driver's going to take me to school? 261 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,083 You must be Claire. 262 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,520 Hi, Isaac. 263 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,783 Thanks. 264 00:13:58,228 --> 00:13:59,228 Wow. 265 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:06,105 God, Claire, you scared me. 266 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,324 You shouldn't sneak up on people like that. 267 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,586 Sorry. 268 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,545 Oh, it's fine. 269 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,504 Do you mind sitting in the back? We have to pick up a few more. 270 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,724 Oh, um, sure. 271 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:27,430 ♪ Gotta get up and go ♪ 272 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:31,304 ♪ You better make your move ♪ 273 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,783 ♪ 'Cause, babe It's all gonna go ♪ 274 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,220 ♪ Whether you're ready You know ♪ 275 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:38,137 Relax, Claire. This isn't Epcot. 276 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,531 I swear, celebs are getting more DUls than Ksubi jeans. 277 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,924 Hm. 278 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,318 Moschino dress, Alice and Olivia jacket, 279 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,146 Michael Kors handbag. 280 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,452 Adorable, 8.5. 281 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,933 Thank you. 282 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,767 Wait. Dylan? 283 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,290 Claire, right? 284 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,727 - You two know each other? - From the mall. 285 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,339 Claire's the one who had that brilliant idea about the pants. 286 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,297 When my mom was being a jerk to the 10th degree. 287 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,820 And then Dylan's friends came out 288 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,866 and started screaming about some guy. 289 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,694 Yeah, those are my friends too. 290 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:17,959 And FYI, that story's more last week than white skinny jeans. 291 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,049 Claire's the girl I told you about. 292 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,703 The one living in my guesthouse, 293 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:25,446 because her parents can't afford anything else right now. 294 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,493 Gummi Feet? 295 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,454 - Thanks, but I don't eat sugar. - And I don't eat feet. 296 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,500 ♪ Gotta get up and go ♪ 297 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,982 ♪ You better make your move ♪ 298 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,462 ♪ 'Cause, babe It's all gonna go ♪ 299 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,551 ♪ Whether you're ready You know ♪ 300 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,076 ♪ So just do what you do ♪ 301 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:51,340 ♪ You gotta get up and go ♪ 302 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,081 Hey. What's up, chica? 303 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:56,693 Hey, girl. Ooh, vintage Ralph Lauren, 9. 304 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,522 Well, you're a 10. You look amazing. 305 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,395 Just wait till tomorrow. Why? 306 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:06,094 Because you get better-looking every day. 307 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:09,358 ♪ Gotta get up and go ♪ 308 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,838 ♪ You better... ♪ 309 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,448 Hey, guys. 310 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,928 Somebody call the fashion police. 311 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,062 I'm making a citizen's arrest. 312 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,805 Finally. 313 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,331 ♪ I know a girl ♪ 314 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,595 ♪ She's a beauty queen She likes the scene ♪ 315 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,424 ♪ All over the world ♪ 316 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,122 ♪ People stop and stare She's everywhere ♪ 317 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,690 ♪ Inaffection's Got you thinking ♪ 318 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,387 ♪ That you're not one thing ♪ 319 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:41,303 ♪ That you're hiding In your room ♪ 320 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,524 ♪ It's got you thinking About the person ♪ 321 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,614 ♪ Who you wish Just wasn't you ♪ 322 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,442 ♪ You gotta know... ♪ 323 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,140 Seriously, Kris, when is your mom 324 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,968 gonna let you wear what you want? 325 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,578 My question first. 326 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:58,799 One, why does it smell like first-class airline food? 327 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,151 I started the Circle diet today. Sorry. 328 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,676 And two, who's the stowaway? 329 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,721 Oh, my God! 330 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,244 Has she been there the whole time? 331 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,638 That's Claire. 332 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,292 Do we like her? 333 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,729 No. 334 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,386 ♪ I know you're watchin' ♪ 335 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,650 ♪ When you see me Walkin' down the hall ♪ 336 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:24,651 ♪ Oh ♪ 337 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,046 ♪ Don't get too close to me ♪ 338 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,745 ♪ 'Cause baby Boy, I'll make you fall ♪ 339 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,226 ♪ Oh ♪ 340 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,619 Um, Isaac? 341 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,928 Claire, sorry. 342 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,757 Thanks. 343 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,020 ♪ ...totally insane ♪ 344 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:49,328 ♪ But, boys, you gotta hear What I'm sayin' ♪ 345 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:56,813 ♪ You can look But don't touch ♪ 346 00:17:56,814 --> 00:18:00,643 ♪ You know you're askin' For too much ♪ 347 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:04,256 ♪ Said you can look ♪ 348 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,997 ♪ Boy, you can't ♪ 349 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,695 ♪ I hear you talkin' ♪ 350 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,655 ♪ When I'm walkin' Down the hallway ♪ 351 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,614 Hey, Mass. We missed you guys Saturday night. 352 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,704 The party was completely unbloggable without you. 353 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,053 I know. 354 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,925 We heard you had some unexpected visitors. 355 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,711 Oh, my God, Jenna Dressler's wearing 356 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,409 her Chihuahua shirt again. 357 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,237 Hey, you guys. How was your winter break? 358 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,284 Massie, I heard you have an NBF from Florida. 359 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,676 False. If I had a new best friend, 360 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:36,157 she'd be here right now. 361 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,073 - She is so off my top eight. - She was in your top eight? 362 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:44,296 ♪ You can look But don't touch ♪ 363 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,167 - Ow! - Juicy Couture sweat suit. 364 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,561 No punch backs. 365 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,346 Wait, I lost an earring. 366 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,001 Nobody move! 367 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,785 I need to retrace. 368 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,222 Fan out, people. 369 00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:00,007 ♪ You can look ♪ 370 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:03,229 ♪ Boy, you can't touch ♪ 371 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,539 Hey, look out. 372 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,064 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 373 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,849 Are you okay? 374 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,285 I'm so sorry. 375 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,634 I was rushing. 376 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,028 My sister, she forgot her thermos 377 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,551 so I had to run all the way back here. 378 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:23,552 And I didn't even... 379 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,991 Are you sure you're okay? 380 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,384 I'm sure. 381 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,430 I'm Chris Abeley. 382 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,520 I'm Claire Something. 383 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,393 Nice to meet you, Claire Something. 384 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,580 - What are you doing? - Uh, anger management much? 385 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,192 Hello, I can't wear one earring. I'll look like Johnny Depp. 386 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,367 But wasn't that a diamond? 387 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,672 Hey. 388 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,720 Uh, do you guys know where Room 41 is? 389 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:05,072 Yeah, um, turn around and go out these double doors. 390 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,204 Take a cab to JFK 391 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,509 and get on the next flight 392 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,294 to wherever the hell you came from. 393 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,600 Latte, anyone? 394 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,429 I don't get it. What's going on? 395 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,388 Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ? 396 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,477 Um, no. 397 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,262 Then why are you all up in my grill? 398 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,223 I don't get it. Why are you being like this? 399 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,313 Hm, like what, Claire? What am I being like? 400 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,054 Like... 401 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,188 I don't know, a bitch? 402 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,410 What did you just call me? 403 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,586 Nothing. I mean... 404 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,806 Nothing. 405 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,379 I can't believe she just said that. 406 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,599 She called you a bitch to your face. 407 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,904 Mass, what are you gonna do to her? 408 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,079 I don't know. 409 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,951 All I know is that Claire Lyons 410 00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,954 should consider herself done, done, and you know what else? 411 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:01,955 Done. 412 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,931 Do you need a personal invitation to come in? 413 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,760 Give me your e-mail, I'll send you an Evite. 414 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:27,023 Sorry I'm late. I got a little lost. 415 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,982 And you are...? 416 00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,462 I'm Claire. I'm new. 417 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,941 I'm Vincent, I'm old. 418 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,684 But you know what they say, 32 is the new 22. 419 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,599 My likes include Broadway musicals, 420 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,036 piña coladas and taking long walks in the rain. 421 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:43,301 And my dislikes are... Now, what were they again? 422 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,913 Oh, yeah, tardiness. 423 00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:49,394 There's a seat by the window. 424 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:50,917 And Miss Rivera, 425 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:54,443 this isn't the changing room at Saks. Make room. 426 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,227 Claire, I've seen paint dry faster. 427 00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:59,752 Chop, chop. Chop squared, please. 428 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:02,058 Okay, you have your materials in front of you. 429 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:06,281 You have 15 minutes to paint this as still life. 430 00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:21,208 I think I'm gonna use some of that too. 431 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:22,992 Oh... Oh! 432 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,646 Oh, I'm sorry. 433 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:25,995 Is there a problem, ladies? 434 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,128 No. 435 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,461 Do you think I could start over? I'm not very good at this yet. 436 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,985 Commit to your work, Miss Lyons. This is a lesson for life. 437 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,118 Once you start something, you need to stick with it. 438 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,861 Oh, my... Uh, Miss Lyons, 439 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:10,039 uh... Um, here's a pass to the nurse. 440 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,867 And take your books with you. 441 00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:13,653 I feel fine. Just go. 442 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,540 Uno, dos, 443 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:35,414 tres, cuatro, cinco... 444 00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:42,289 seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez. 445 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,291 En español, por favor. 446 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,773 Por favor, uh... 447 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:52,605 me permission-o, uh, el bathroom-o? 448 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,312 Hey, Claire. 449 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,748 You look a little lost. 450 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,533 I'm supposed to go to the nurse's office. 451 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,187 Easy. Just follow this hall all the way down, 452 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,450 past the main office and the gym. 453 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,799 Take a right at the band room. 454 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,801 It's the first door on the right after that. 455 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,193 Be sure to be loud when you go in. 456 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,282 Nurse Adele's a little hard of hearing. 457 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,241 Thanks, Dylan, I really appreciate it. 458 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:22,373 My pleasure. 459 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:37,344 Breathe into your powerhouse. 460 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,346 In... 461 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:41,218 and out. 462 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,439 Nurse Adele? 463 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:50,226 Nurse Adele's office is on the other side of the school 464 00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,054 by the art wing. 465 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,230 But I was just there. 466 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:55,668 Namasté. 467 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,109 Ladies. 468 00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:11,118 Re-center. 469 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,730 Can I help you with something, dear? 470 00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:18,254 Um, I don't know. 471 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:20,387 I'm not really sure why I'm here. 472 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,999 Vincent told me to come. 473 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:27,742 Ah, don't worry. Got your period. 474 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:29,876 No, I didn't. What? 475 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,314 Look at the back of your jeans. 476 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,927 How is this possible? 477 00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:41,104 I... I don't... Be right back. 478 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,289 Alicia, red paint. 479 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,464 Don't worry, dear. 480 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:57,119 This is also the lost and found. 481 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,947 Go through and pick out something you like. 482 00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:01,167 - Really? - Really. 483 00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:02,255 Whatever you want. 484 00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:03,648 These girls want nothing to do 485 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:06,042 with last season's clothes, trust me. 486 00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,703 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ 487 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:19,229 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 488 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:22,668 ♪ One of the cool kids This year ♪ 489 00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:28,324 ♪ What a surprise now 'Cause all that I am's real ♪ 490 00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,892 ♪ And it's kind of weird ♪ 491 00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,940 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 492 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,506 ♪ Tryin' to find my way ♪ 493 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:38,987 ♪ Tryin' to find my place ♪ 494 00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:41,511 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 495 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,078 Hey, cool top. 496 00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:45,647 I had the same one but I lost it. 497 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,478 Looks like someone went shopping at Nursestrom's today. 498 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:54,916 Seven's so three years ago. 499 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,049 Loser, loser, double loser, 500 00:26:57,050 --> 00:27:00,967 whatever, as if, get the picture, duh. 501 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,666 Ow. What the...? 502 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,625 Juicy hoodie, no punch backs. 503 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,714 Now, lean in. I've got major gossip. 504 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,019 How many points is it worth? 505 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,325 None, it's about me. 506 00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:14,502 Why didn't you tell us in the car? 507 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,505 There is a reason I was MIA yesterday. 508 00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:20,115 "MIA"? 509 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,944 Missing in Armani? I was being asked out on a date. 510 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:24,598 By a boy? 511 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:25,860 As opposed to who? 512 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:28,733 - Yes, a boy. A Briarwood boy. - No. 513 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,648 Yes, he's a freshman in high school. 514 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,649 Shut up. 515 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,128 His name's Chris Abeley. 516 00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:35,435 We have to do some major recon after school today. 517 00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:37,742 Oh, no, I don't know. I have a ton of homework. 518 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:40,222 You seriously cannot be stressed out about school already. 519 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,963 It's only first day after winter break. 520 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,486 Well, I already have to come up with 521 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,097 the Women in the Workforce project. 522 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:47,273 I have to have a business plan and a budget. 523 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,492 It's worth, like, 60 percent of my grade. 524 00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:53,018 Does anyone wanna trade for something edible? 525 00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:54,498 Ask her. 526 00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:00,199 You guys, I feel bad. 527 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,506 Maybe we could pull up a chair? 528 00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:08,599 That was Clairious. 529 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:25,093 Okay, so I called Isaac 530 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,704 to meet us here at Briarwood at 4:30. 531 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,010 - So we have to hurry. Tell it to Chris Abeley. 532 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:31,534 By the way, micro-mini? So not good for spying. 533 00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:33,928 Quiet. Hey, what happened to the diet? 534 00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,104 I'm starving. It's either this or my left arm. 535 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:37,410 It's 4:15. 536 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:38,890 Chris Abeley will be here, don't worry. 537 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:39,978 Who's worried? 538 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,370 Hear about the New York 539 00:28:41,371 --> 00:28:43,024 field trip to the Museum of Modern Art? 540 00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:44,853 Vincent's taking the whole seventh grade. 541 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:49,291 It's Chris Abeley. 542 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,163 There's Chris Abeley. 543 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,905 I want to, but I don't know. 544 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,907 Oh... My... 545 00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:56,952 God. 546 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,349 Oh, my God, look at him! 547 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,659 He's coming this way. Chris Abeley is coming this way. 548 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:10,836 Get down. 549 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:15,883 I got at least three or four hours of homework tonight. 550 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,278 - Really? You do? - Yeah, it's not even funny. 551 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:20,802 Shh. 552 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,554 Yeah. 553 00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:45,478 Hey, how was your first day? 554 00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:46,785 Good. 555 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:54,400 Hey, whose clothes are those? 556 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:56,489 Oh. Massie's. You know Massie. 557 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:59,709 She keeps, like, three changes of backup clothes in her locker. 558 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,017 She, uh, wanted me to be dressed more like her. 559 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,932 Oh. 560 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:07,456 Well, uh, maybe we should return your new jeans, then, huh? 561 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,023 You can't. 562 00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:11,939 I spilled paint all over them in art class. 563 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:14,159 I'm sorry, Mom, I know you spent a lot. 564 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,248 Oh, no, come on, honey, that's okay. 565 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:18,468 I mean, it's just pants. It's no big deal. 566 00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:20,382 I'm just glad 567 00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,037 you and Massie are hitting it off. 568 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:24,560 I hate her. 569 00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:26,301 Claire. 570 00:30:26,302 --> 00:30:28,260 She sits there like this perfect, wide-eyed, 571 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,349 innocent goody two-shoes. 572 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,612 Meanwhile, she's trying to be BFFs with Dylan 573 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:35,136 and she's throwing herself at Chris Abeley behind my back. 574 00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:37,965 I mean, you can't just drive into someone else's town 575 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:39,619 and live in someone else's house 576 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,927 and try to take over someone else's friends, right? 577 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:50,717 I mean, what's next? 578 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:52,197 She's gonna change her last name to Block 579 00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:53,503 and move into my bedroom? 580 00:30:57,594 --> 00:31:00,509 I may live on 4.6 acres of property, 581 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,078 but there is no way that 582 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:09,692 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 583 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,042 ♪ Do-do, do-do You make me... ♪ 584 00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:12,652 I can't believe your lips are still red 585 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,088 - from all those cherries. - I know. 586 00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:16,177 Aren't they luscious? 587 00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:20,051 Whatev. I just wish my lip gloss lasted that long. 588 00:31:20,052 --> 00:31:22,053 Actually, if you could sell that, 589 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,706 you could make a fortune. 590 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:27,624 Lipstick that lasts 24 hours. You can even wake up pretty. 591 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,062 Oh, my God, that... That's it, Massie. 592 00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,977 That's what I can do for my project. 593 00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:35,066 A makeup company. And you guys could help me. 594 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,284 Hey, yeah. 595 00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:38,243 Oh, my God, I am so smart. 596 00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:39,897 That really is a good idea. 597 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:43,161 Uh, conversation between the taco and burrito, "nacho." 598 00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,903 Anyways, we could make everything all natural. 599 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,296 And edible. When you get bored of a color, you could eat it. 600 00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:49,994 I heart that. 601 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,257 We could sell it on that field trip to New York on Saturday. 602 00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,519 The whole class will be there. 603 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,825 You guys, we need a great name. 604 00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:57,784 What about Homeworks? 605 00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,178 Because we make it at home... 606 00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:01,875 and it works. 607 00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:03,659 "Homeworks"? 608 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,010 That makes us sound like losers who don't have any friends 609 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,621 and never go out, like... 610 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,671 What about "Glambition"? 611 00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:20,807 It'll do until I think of something better. 612 00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:23,505 Oh, my God. We're gonna be so rich. 613 00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:26,160 Oh, please. We already are. 614 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:28,467 - To Glambition. To Glambition. 615 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,512 ♪ You are my everything ♪ 616 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:35,604 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 617 00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:37,650 ♪ Come with me Take my hand ♪ 618 00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:40,870 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 619 00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:42,786 ♪ Do-do, do-do... ♪FYI, Claire. 620 00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:46,789 There are more girls than those girls in this school. 621 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:47,921 Go find them. 622 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:51,881 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 623 00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:53,840 ♪ You make me want to sing ♪ 624 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:58,540 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 625 00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:00,673 ♪ You are my everything ♪ 626 00:33:00,674 --> 00:33:03,328 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 627 00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:04,503 ♪ Do-do, do-do... ♪ 628 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:06,505 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 629 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:08,987 ♪... Understand I know you can ♪ 630 00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:18,560 Is that real? 631 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:21,172 I got this at CVS for a buck 20. 632 00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:22,869 Oh, well, you never know. 633 00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:25,567 For all I know, those Picassos on the wall could be real. 634 00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:26,569 They are. 635 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,312 I'm Layne. 636 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:32,835 Claire, right? 637 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,663 Yeah, you're new around here. Word travels fast. 638 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,100 Oh, oatmeal? 639 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:38,538 No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back. 640 00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:42,671 One day here and you're already dressed 641 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:45,413 like a pure Massie-chist. 642 00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:47,199 You guys friends? 643 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:52,726 Um, yeah, we kind of are. 644 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,684 I didn't realize the Pretty Committee 645 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,948 was taking applications for new members. 646 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,604 Hey, cool bag. 647 00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:05,347 It's a stereo. Fifty bucks, Spencer Gifts. 648 00:34:15,879 --> 00:34:17,402 ♪ Do you know...? ♪ 649 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:20,100 - Oh, my God. That is so gross. - What is she doing? 650 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:23,538 ♪ I am lovesick Just for you ♪ 651 00:34:23,539 --> 00:34:25,019 ♪ Now I... ♪ 652 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:34,462 Are you sure it's okay for you to be sitting here? 653 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:36,986 Massie looks pissed. 654 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:39,902 She's fine. I told her, you know, 655 00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:42,602 I can't hang out with only her all the time. 656 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:51,567 Yeah. She seems really jealous. 657 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:54,614 I'll text her later. 658 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:58,530 This is kind of random, but you have plans Friday night? 659 00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,009 None. 660 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,968 Hey, uh, maybe we can watch a movie 661 00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:05,667 or listen to my bag or, uh, something. 662 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:06,756 That would be great. 663 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,853 - Hi there, everybody. - Oh, hi. 664 00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:19,681 So, Claire, you're coming to the sleepover 665 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,335 Friday night, right? 666 00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:23,250 I'm sorry? Massie's having 667 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:25,948 Dylan, Alicia, Kristen. 668 00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:27,646 She wants me to come? 669 00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:29,430 Of course. I'll go. 670 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,868 Sorry, Todd, no boys. 671 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,523 - Wow, I'd love to come. - Great. 672 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:37,918 - Seven o'clock. - Sounds great. 673 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,181 Maybe I'll invite my friends over too. 674 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,574 You have friends? 675 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,316 Don't you? 676 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,709 I'm really sorry, Layne. 677 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,407 My parents have to go out Friday night, 678 00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:52,061 so I have to babysit my little brother. 679 00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:54,108 Maybe we can hang out another time? 680 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,677 Great. Bye. 681 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:00,896 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 682 00:36:00,897 --> 00:36:02,246 ♪ Yeah ♪ 683 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,552 Yeah? Ow! I like it. 684 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,032 - Isn't it awesome? - Not. 685 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:07,642 No. 686 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:11,733 Seriously, this is, like, '60s-slash-medieval. 687 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,779 - That's really cute. - Seriously? 688 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:16,173 Check it out. For sure. 689 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,655 Eww. - Get rid of it. It's nasty. 690 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,093 Oh, yes. 691 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:26,052 Yeah, I... Well, you know... 692 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,967 What are you doing here? 693 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:30,405 I'm here for the sleepover. 694 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,756 Hey, Claire. 695 00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:36,541 Okay, girls, break's over. 696 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:38,630 Any clothes you're donating need to go 697 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,762 - in these boxes for the auction. - What auction? 698 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:44,113 We host the OCD auction to raise money for scholarships. 699 00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:47,334 I know one local charity that could use a donation. 700 00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:48,335 Massie, kitchen, now. 701 00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:51,817 Hey, let's go down to the cabana. 702 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:52,949 Yeah. 703 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:02,654 Mom! How could you do this to me? 704 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:05,047 I told you if you didn't invite Claire, I would. 705 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,658 I didn't think you actually meant it. 706 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:08,312 Massie, just try to be nice. 707 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:11,793 I did, but Mom, you should see how she treats me at school. 708 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:13,230 She's not this nice, sweet, 709 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,406 innocent girl everyone makes her out to be. 710 00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:17,886 I know you, and there are always two sides to your story. 711 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,585 Well, it'd be nice if you took my side for a change. 712 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,457 You need to take Bean for a walk. 713 00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:41,997 Um, I'm going down to the cabana. 714 00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:44,043 That's where we sleep. 715 00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:45,306 Come if you want. 716 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:49,136 Or not. 717 00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:51,138 Okay. 718 00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:04,890 Okay, would you rather be A, a friendless loser, or B, 719 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:07,414 a person with tons of friends who secretly hate you? 720 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,850 Oh, easy. B. 721 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:09,851 Definitely B. 722 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,201 B all the way. 723 00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:14,987 Claire, what do you think? 724 00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:16,945 Would you rather be a friendless loser, 725 00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:19,252 or a person with tons of friends who secretly hate you? 726 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:24,083 Um, I guess I'd rather be the friendless loser. 727 00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:25,999 Congrats, you got your wish. 728 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:29,001 - Harsh. - I was kidding. 729 00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:32,440 Claire, ever play Truth or Dare? 730 00:38:35,878 --> 00:38:37,531 You just gonna stand there all night? 731 00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:38,924 Wait, I have a good idea. 732 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:41,492 - Okay. - I want to do one. 733 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:42,667 Okay, someone ask me first. 734 00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:43,885 My house. Me first. 735 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:45,060 Okay. 736 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,410 Ooh. Truth or dare? 737 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,368 Mm... truth. 738 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:49,500 Okay. 739 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:51,197 Have you ever kissed a boy? 740 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:54,461 No, you guys, that's stupid. We already know the answer. 741 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:56,202 No, but ask me after the auction 742 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:58,247 and the answer will be a definite yes. 743 00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,553 Ooh. 744 00:38:59,554 --> 00:39:02,339 Okay, Claire, truth or dare? 745 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,341 Dare. 746 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,386 Who do you like? 747 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:10,651 Um, I like a lot of people. 748 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:12,305 I like my parents, my friends... 749 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:16,004 Not just like. "Like" like, like more-than-a-friend like. 750 00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:18,398 I don't know. 751 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,617 If you had to pick. 752 00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:22,142 Someone here in Westchester. 753 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:26,059 Well, I guess I don't really know anyone. 754 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:34,893 Okay, there was this skateboard guy, Chris. 755 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:38,331 He's got this shaggy blond hair, deep blue eyes, scar above his... 756 00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:39,332 You mean, Chris Abeley? 757 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,594 That's the guy Massie 758 00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:42,466 was just talking about kissing. 759 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,729 Wait, is...? Is he your boyfriend? 760 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,600 Wow, Claire. 761 00:39:46,601 --> 00:39:48,167 Are you in accelerated math? 762 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,908 You can put two and two together. 763 00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:54,391 Stop talking about school. It's really stressing me out. 764 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,045 Can we just go to bed? 765 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:08,405 Oh, my God. Claire, was that you? 766 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,755 How embarrassing. 767 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,671 Shh. 768 00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:16,630 Funny, Leesh, I thought it was the sound 769 00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:18,023 of your boobs rubbing together. 770 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:20,026 - Snap. 771 00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:25,118 Let's just go to sleep. 772 00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:47,922 Claire, wait. 773 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,055 You don't have to go. 774 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:52,057 "Have to"? 775 00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:53,145 I want to. 776 00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:55,627 Fine. Whatever. 777 00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:00,674 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 778 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:02,589 ♪ Oh ♪ 779 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:06,201 Should we make our lip gloss with lavender oil or peanut oil? 780 00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:07,594 Or this recipe has both. 781 00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:09,944 Not peanut. Massie's allergic. 782 00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:13,382 Puh-lease. Nothing touches these lips but MAC and... 783 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:14,949 Chris Abeley. Exactly. 784 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,429 No, I mean Chris Abeley, he's here. 785 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:17,475 What? 786 00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:23,088 Hey, Claire. 787 00:41:23,089 --> 00:41:24,655 Hey, glad you could make it. 788 00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:25,873 Oh, Claire, meet my brother. 789 00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:27,440 Chris. We've met. 790 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:30,488 We had a little run-in on the first day of school. 791 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,534 Well, if you're looking for your girlfriend, she's up there. 792 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,884 My girlfriend lives across town. 793 00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,451 But I thought your girlfriend was... 794 00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:39,800 - Fawn. 795 00:41:39,801 --> 00:41:41,933 Yeah, she's perfect, she's beautiful, 796 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,502 and they've been together since seventh grade. 797 00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:47,852 It's sickening. 798 00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:50,202 Chris, if you wanna go riding, we gotta go. 799 00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:51,508 Oh, Chris, um, wait. 800 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,423 It's just something in... In your hair. 801 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:02,606 There. 802 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:04,651 Got it. 803 00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:08,569 Isaac! 804 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,359 Hey. 805 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,668 So how could you come to my house and not bother to say hi? 806 00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:22,669 Sorry. 807 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,628 My dad, he was in a hurry. 808 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,760 How could you have not told me Layne's your sister? 809 00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:27,892 I love Layne. 810 00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:30,808 - Really? Since when? - Since always. 811 00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:33,201 We should totally invite Layne riding sometime. 812 00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:35,116 Yeah, Layne doesn't really ride. 813 00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:37,379 I could teach her. I'm a great teacher. 814 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:39,120 Patient and compassionate and... 815 00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:41,209 - And modest. - Yeah, that too. 816 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,516 We should all hang out sometime. 817 00:42:43,517 --> 00:42:45,126 What are you doing with my hat? 818 00:42:45,127 --> 00:42:46,998 I'm gonna donate it into the auction on Saturday. 819 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,826 - You better not. - You'll just have to come. 820 00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:51,263 Actually, the day of the auction's my birthday. 821 00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:54,180 Oh. What better place to celebrate? 822 00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,008 ♪ Girl ♪ 823 00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:59,576 ♪ The girl everyone Wants to be ♪ 824 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,229 ♪ Girl ♪ 825 00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,318 ♪ The girl everyone Thinks is neat ♪ 826 00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:04,798 ♪ Girl ♪ 827 00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:06,199 ♪ Look at her She's got everything ♪ 828 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:10,109 ♪ So never has a doubt, no ♪ 829 00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:14,982 ♪ Never has a doubt, no ♪ 830 00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:16,897 Layne, you're just the person I wanted to see. 831 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:18,377 I am? 832 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,421 Mm-hm. 833 00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:21,990 I have so much to tell you. 834 00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:25,820 Layne. Layne. 835 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:28,996 Layne. 836 00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:30,476 I tried to MySpace you last night, 837 00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:32,130 but it didn't go through. 838 00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:33,784 The thing is, 839 00:43:33,785 --> 00:43:36,264 uh, I don't really have time for friend requests right now 840 00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:38,005 because I'm... I'm really busy, you know, 841 00:43:38,006 --> 00:43:39,485 babysitting my brother. 842 00:43:39,486 --> 00:43:41,226 But your brother's 15. 843 00:43:41,227 --> 00:43:42,923 Layne. 844 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:46,492 Layne, are we still on for manis and pedis after school? 845 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:48,016 For suresies. 846 00:43:51,454 --> 00:43:54,065 Whoa. Wait a sec. You and Massie? 847 00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:55,893 Since when do you wanna be friends with her? 848 00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:58,635 Everyone wants to be friends with Massie. 849 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,027 Isn't that why you lied to me 850 00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:01,900 and ditched me for her sleepover? 851 00:44:03,336 --> 00:44:04,858 Yeah. 852 00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:06,860 That's what I thought. 853 00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:08,862 Hey, Mass, wait up. 854 00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:11,082 Hey, Massie, wait up. Massie. 855 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,953 Layne, enough with the all caps. 856 00:44:12,954 --> 00:44:14,347 Stop yelling. 857 00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:17,479 I told you not to talk to me at school. 858 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,961 But I thought we were friends now. 859 00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:21,962 We are. 860 00:44:21,963 --> 00:44:23,921 Secret friends. Top-secret. 861 00:44:23,922 --> 00:44:25,271 Okay? 862 00:44:27,577 --> 00:44:29,666 Okay. 863 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,363 Hi. 864 00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:33,365 Why were you talking to Layne Abeley? 865 00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:35,497 I was yelling at her for getting oatmeal on my Fendi. 866 00:44:35,498 --> 00:44:37,108 Okay. Enough about Layne. 867 00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:39,588 I'm calling an emergency Glambition meeting after school. 868 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:40,938 The field trip is in six days 869 00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:42,504 and we haven't made lip gloss yet. 870 00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:45,029 I've actually got somewhere to be after school. 871 00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:48,554 Does it involve someone named Chris Babe-ly? 872 00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,730 Uh, you could say that. 873 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,123 Uh, listen, tell you what. 874 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,081 Meet at my house at 5 and tell the girls. 875 00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,692 What I have to do shouldn't take long. 876 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,781 - Okay. Bye. - All right, bye. 877 00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,609 - Layne! 878 00:45:01,089 --> 00:45:04,222 Layne, come on, your water's getting cold. 879 00:45:04,223 --> 00:45:06,615 Sorry, this is her first time. 880 00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:08,661 Do you have any US Weeklys around here? 881 00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:10,881 Mm-hm. 882 00:45:10,882 --> 00:45:13,797 Okay. 883 00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:15,929 Uh, FYI, you're only supposed to pick one. 884 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:17,801 Well, I think it'd be cool 885 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:21,369 to have a different color on each finger and toe, don't you? 886 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,285 Ow! Okay, hot. Ha-ha-ha. It's hot. 887 00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:25,547 You'll get used to it. 888 00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:28,507 Just stick your feet in and relax 889 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:30,204 quietly. 890 00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:32,293 Okay. All right. 891 00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:34,078 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, 892 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,993 ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 893 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:37,385 Ah. 894 00:45:37,386 --> 00:45:41,128 So tell me about Chris. Are you two close? 895 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:43,914 Yeah, we're like besties. We tell each other everything. 896 00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,611 Oh. 897 00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:47,395 So has...? Has he mentioned me? 898 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:48,397 No. 899 00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:54,882 That tickles. 900 00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:11,246 Um, we're having a private meeting. 901 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:13,814 If Mass ever shows. 902 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,819 Claire, are you a bird? 903 00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:21,038 No. 904 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:23,605 Then why is your suit so cheap? 905 00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:25,782 Cheap, cheap, cheap. 906 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,350 Actually, Leesh, it's an original Astrid from Brazil. 907 00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:30,656 Surprised you couldn't tell. 908 00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:32,614 I've heard of Astrid. 909 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:35,792 I read a whole article about her in Teen Vogue. 910 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,358 You mean, him? 911 00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:40,709 Mm. Seriously, what is taking Massie so long? 912 00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:43,321 This project is worth, like, a bazillion percent of my grade. 913 00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:47,020 If I fail, I'm stealing her tweezers for a month. 914 00:46:47,021 --> 00:46:50,371 Well, would it kill you to have a little fun while you waited? 915 00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:52,244 With you? Probably. 916 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,731 That was sweet. 917 00:47:03,168 --> 00:47:05,213 You guys should really come in. 918 00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:10,566 Why not? It's not like we're doing anything. 919 00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,667 ♪ It's a party When you come around ♪ 920 00:47:25,668 --> 00:47:29,236 ♪ Move around in a crowd Come on, everybody, shout ♪ 921 00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:32,761 ♪ When we're all together It's a guaranteed freakout ♪ 922 00:47:32,762 --> 00:47:34,459 ♪ When you come around ♪ 923 00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:36,026 ♪ You know you gotta Get up and roll ♪ 924 00:47:36,027 --> 00:47:38,029 ♪ Get up and roll ♪ 925 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,118 What's going on? 926 00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:43,076 I thought we were having a meeting. 927 00:47:43,077 --> 00:47:45,426 Well, we were, but you were an hour late. 928 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:48,342 I wasn't late, I was lost. 929 00:47:48,343 --> 00:47:50,431 Thank God Chris Abeley was a Boy Scout 930 00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:53,434 or I swear I would've never made it out of the woods. 931 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:55,741 I seriously could've died out there. 932 00:47:55,742 --> 00:47:58,222 - Thank God you're safe. - What if something happened? 933 00:47:58,223 --> 00:48:00,746 We would've never finished our project. 934 00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:03,314 Nice suit, Claire. 935 00:48:03,315 --> 00:48:04,663 It's an original Astrid. 936 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:06,447 Unless "Astrid" means bargain-basement, 937 00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:09,015 chain-store, low-rent knockoff, 938 00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:10,975 I don't think so. 939 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:30,950 Hey. What's up? 940 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:32,647 Hey. Hey, what's wrong? 941 00:48:32,648 --> 00:48:33,780 Claire, Claire. 942 00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:37,391 What's wrong? What happened? 943 00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,263 Nothing. 944 00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:41,266 Did something happen at the pool? 945 00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:45,096 Was it Massie? 946 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,663 - What did she do? - I told you, nothing. 947 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,884 Well, if it's nothing, then why are you so upset? 948 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:54,843 Look, either you tell me what's going on here 949 00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:56,497 or else I'm gonna go find out for myself. 950 00:48:56,498 --> 00:48:59,109 Mom, no, please. You can't... You can't do that. 951 00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,675 It was a stupid misunderstanding. 952 00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:02,416 It was nothing. 953 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:04,810 I'll talk to Massie about it. It'll be cool, really. 954 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:06,465 Why don't you go talk about it right now? 955 00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:10,294 After dinner, once my homework's done. 956 00:49:10,295 --> 00:49:12,339 Fine, after dinner. 957 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:14,646 Either you talk to Massie or I'm gonna talk to her mom. 958 00:49:14,647 --> 00:49:15,691 Okay? 959 00:49:27,921 --> 00:49:29,530 Hi, Mrs. Block. Is Massie home? 960 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:32,272 No, honey, she's not. Can I help you? 961 00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:35,536 I just needed to talk to her about pre-algebra. 962 00:49:35,537 --> 00:49:37,930 She took Bean for a walk but you're welcome to wait for her. 963 00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:39,193 Okay. 964 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,429 Whoa. 965 00:51:15,942 --> 00:51:18,465 I didn't realize Peter Pan was holding auditions today. 966 00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:20,468 I hope you get the part. 967 00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:53,283 Ew. What are you wearing? 968 00:51:53,284 --> 00:51:55,067 What are you wearing? 969 00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:56,764 I thought we were going all Teen Vogue-ish today. 970 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:59,116 - Hey, Claire. - Hey, Leesh. 971 00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,427 Come on, Bean. 972 00:52:26,839 --> 00:52:28,014 Hey. 973 00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:30,363 - Todd! - Don't mind me. 974 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:33,672 What are you doing? 975 00:53:25,506 --> 00:53:29,727 Uh, even Mary-Kate knew when her boho look had run its course. 976 00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:31,425 Laundry day. 977 00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:36,821 Bean. 978 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:40,565 Bean! 979 00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:43,610 Bean. 980 00:53:43,611 --> 00:53:45,569 Where are you, Bean? 981 00:53:45,570 --> 00:53:46,918 Shh. 982 00:53:46,919 --> 00:53:50,314 No barking and no pooping. 983 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,317 I'll be back soon. 984 00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:09,376 Man, I can't believe this. 985 00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:14,293 Todd, stop doing that. 986 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:17,122 She's got, like, a gazillion pictures. 987 00:54:17,123 --> 00:54:18,471 Don't you think she'd have one 988 00:54:18,472 --> 00:54:20,038 without her annoying friends in them? 989 00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:21,779 Don't worry. If this works, 990 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,998 Massie will be without her annoying friends soon enough. 991 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,478 And put the pictures back. 992 00:54:25,479 --> 00:54:27,612 "Put the pictures back." 993 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,401 Kris, you still there? 994 00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:37,664 Always. 995 00:54:37,665 --> 00:54:40,319 Doin' homework? 996 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,494 Glambition. 997 00:54:41,495 --> 00:54:43,801 I've just gotta get an A, Mass. 998 00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:45,498 What if you don't? 999 00:54:45,499 --> 00:54:48,066 You don't wanna know. 1000 00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:49,894 Parents? 1001 00:54:49,895 --> 00:54:51,374 Everything. 1002 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,811 What do you mean? 1003 00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:56,466 Forget it. 1004 00:54:56,467 --> 00:54:58,990 No, tell me. 1005 00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:01,820 Secret for a secret? 1006 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:05,258 No. 1007 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:07,999 Come on. 1008 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,916 I have something that I haven't told anyone. 1009 00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:15,963 Okay, you first. 1010 00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,530 Okay. You know how I've been 1011 00:55:17,531 --> 00:55:19,140 hanging with Chris Abeley? 1012 00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:22,492 Well, I've been hanging with Layne too. 1013 00:55:22,493 --> 00:55:25,233 Oh, my God. 1014 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:28,802 And I actually like her. 1015 00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:31,718 Oh, my God times two. 1016 00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,286 Okay, your turn. 1017 00:55:34,287 --> 00:55:37,420 Okay, but you can't tell. 1018 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:40,597 You know how I'm always worried about grades? 1019 00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:43,426 It's not just because I have strict parents. 1020 00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:46,167 It's because I have poor parents. 1021 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:49,562 I'm on a scholarship at OCD. 1022 00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:52,478 Oh, my God times three. 1023 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,439 But you live in the Montador building. 1024 00:55:57,092 --> 00:56:00,094 No, we live in the apartment building next door. 1025 00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:02,924 You better not tell. Not even for gossip points. 1026 00:56:04,143 --> 00:56:05,404 Massie, promise. 1027 00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:06,927 Bean, are you in here? 1028 00:56:06,928 --> 00:56:09,495 It's Massie. She's back, she's coming. 1029 00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:11,889 Go, go under the bed. Go. 1030 00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:14,022 Bean. 1031 00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:26,512 Seriously, you can't tell the other girls. 1032 00:56:26,513 --> 00:56:28,166 What are you talking about? 1033 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:30,124 What I just told you. 1034 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,343 Huh? 1035 00:56:31,344 --> 00:56:32,866 Nice. Forget it, Mass. 1036 00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:33,999 Ugh! 1037 00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:44,269 We have to do something. We can't stay under here all night. 1038 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:45,401 You have to go out there. 1039 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,664 No way. 1040 00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:49,448 You can play the "creepy little brother 1041 00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:51,930 crushing on the hot neighbor" angle. 1042 00:56:54,715 --> 00:56:57,500 Todd, I'm serious. Help. 1043 00:56:57,501 --> 00:57:01,722 If I do this, you owe me bigtime. 1044 00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,994 Oh, my God! What are you doing in here? 1045 00:57:13,995 --> 00:57:15,866 Wait, this isn't the guesthouse? 1046 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:17,302 Ow! Ow! 1047 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:20,131 Oh, my God. Mom! 1048 00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,524 Mom! 1049 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:23,875 What is going on? 1050 00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:27,486 Oh, thank God. 1051 00:57:27,487 --> 00:57:29,489 Uh, thank me. 1052 00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:36,539 What's that? 1053 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,366 A letter to the West Law neighborhood security. 1054 00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:40,238 I'm thinking of filing a restraining order 1055 00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:42,632 against that prepubescent monkey boy. 1056 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:44,982 Why don't you talk to your new BFF about it? 1057 00:57:44,983 --> 00:57:47,071 After all, the monkey freak's her brother. 1058 00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:49,290 Claire's not my BFF. 1059 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,597 Kristen asked her to sign up for squash with us. 1060 00:57:51,598 --> 00:57:54,034 She gave me her extra racket so I wouldn't have to buy one. 1061 00:57:54,035 --> 00:57:55,732 What was I supposed to do, ignore her? 1062 00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:58,038 Uh, yeah. That's what we always do. 1063 00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,084 And since when can't you afford your own racket? 1064 00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:02,826 Nice, Mass, that's real nice. Thanks. 1065 00:58:02,827 --> 00:58:04,001 Thanks a lot. 1066 00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:06,046 What? 1067 00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:09,180 Remind me not to go on the scale anymore. 1068 00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:10,747 Duh. If you're gonna weigh yourself, 1069 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:12,488 take off that tent you call a skirt. 1070 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,141 It must weigh, like, 15 pounds. 1071 00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:16,404 Which is nothing compared to my thunder thighs, right? 1072 00:58:16,405 --> 00:58:18,145 What is everyone's problem? 1073 00:58:18,146 --> 00:58:20,844 Who are you people and what have you done with my friends? 1074 00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:23,977 By friends, do you mean us or Layne? 1075 00:58:23,978 --> 00:58:26,893 L... I'm not friends with Layne Abeley. 1076 00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:28,678 Hey, guys, what's going on? 1077 00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:31,245 Well, what's going on is a spot in our foursome just opened up. 1078 00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:33,247 Wanna join us, Claire? 1079 00:58:33,248 --> 00:58:34,945 But I thought you already had four. 1080 00:58:34,946 --> 00:58:36,861 Not anymore. 1081 00:58:40,386 --> 00:58:42,300 Whoa, you... 1082 00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:46,523 Wait... Wait a sec. You guys are choosing Claire over me? 1083 00:58:47,915 --> 00:58:48,915 Well? 1084 00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:56,097 I'm in. 1085 00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:04,322 Oh, my God. Did you see? I know. It was just... 1086 00:59:04,323 --> 00:59:06,846 She's such a loser now. 1087 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:09,501 Thank you. I know. 1088 00:59:09,502 --> 00:59:10,807 She really deserves it. 1089 00:59:10,808 --> 00:59:12,026 I'm not fat, am I? 1090 00:59:20,295 --> 00:59:22,645 Oh, my God, wait. Oh, my God. 1091 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:24,908 Hey, Mass. 1092 00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:27,998 There's an empty seat here if you wanna sit with us, you know? 1093 00:59:27,999 --> 00:59:30,478 Um, no, that's okay. 1094 00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,480 Uh, have you seen Jenna or Tricia? 1095 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:34,265 I said that you could sit... 1096 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:36,659 The only place I wanna sit is with my friends. 1097 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:38,443 I wouldn't be caught dead sitting with you. 1098 00:59:38,444 --> 00:59:39,967 I don't even like you. 1099 00:59:41,186 --> 00:59:42,926 God, you really are a bitch. 1100 00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:45,755 Sorry, no comprende. I don't speak loser. 1101 00:59:45,756 --> 00:59:48,018 No hablas bitch. 1102 00:59:48,019 --> 00:59:50,586 Mass, there's a free seat right here. 1103 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,632 Heh. 1104 00:59:57,289 --> 00:59:59,334 Love the look. 1105 01:00:12,652 --> 01:00:14,653 Where is everyone? 1106 01:00:14,654 --> 01:00:16,787 They're in detention. Let's just go. 1107 01:00:21,705 --> 01:00:23,183 Oh, wait. There they are. 1108 01:00:23,184 --> 01:00:24,837 I'm so excited. 1109 01:00:24,838 --> 01:00:26,144 We have to go shopping there. 1110 01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:29,581 Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1111 01:00:29,582 --> 01:00:30,757 That's gonna be so much fun. 1112 01:00:34,674 --> 01:00:36,067 Can we just go? 1113 01:00:44,902 --> 01:00:47,425 Okay. We need a dressing room. 1114 01:00:47,426 --> 01:00:49,079 But I thought you said you already had 1115 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,994 a totally slutty dress to wear to the auction. 1116 01:00:50,995 --> 01:00:52,997 I do. These are for you. 1117 01:00:54,781 --> 01:00:56,869 I can't. 1118 01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:59,045 I spent all my allowance on that new Chloé handbag. 1119 01:00:59,046 --> 01:01:00,873 You know, the one Lindsay Lohan was carrying 1120 01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,179 when she got in that accident. 1121 01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:03,876 So I'll pay. 1122 01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:06,052 You'd buy me a dress? 1123 01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:08,141 Actually, one of my three best friends will. 1124 01:01:08,142 --> 01:01:10,491 Dylan, Kristen or Massie? 1125 01:01:10,492 --> 01:01:12,798 No, try Visa, MasterCard or Amex. 1126 01:01:12,799 --> 01:01:16,106 Oh, and this is for you. 1127 01:01:16,107 --> 01:01:17,760 Your cell? I upgraded. 1128 01:01:17,761 --> 01:01:18,804 IPhone. 1129 01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,023 I can't take your cell phone. 1130 01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:21,459 Why? I'm not using it. 1131 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,026 And I've already erased all my info, 1132 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:24,592 so you can totally make it yours. 1133 01:01:24,593 --> 01:01:26,899 Besides, we can't hang with you if we can't reach you. 1134 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,032 Hey, when we're done, let's go back to my house. 1135 01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:30,642 I don't know, I have to be home by 5:00. 1136 01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:31,643 Make it 7:00. 1137 01:01:31,644 --> 01:01:33,733 Trust me. It'll be worth it. 1138 01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,875 Okay. Oh, my God. Okay, wait. 1139 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,139 Just shake it off. We shake it off. 1140 01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:02,022 Oh! 1141 01:02:09,421 --> 01:02:10,595 You look good. 1142 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:12,685 Oh, my God. That's so cute. 1143 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,558 I think it's pretty. 1144 01:02:18,996 --> 01:02:20,257 Ooh! 1145 01:02:20,258 --> 01:02:21,955 I love it. That's the one. 1146 01:02:23,870 --> 01:02:26,090 Oh, my God. 1147 01:02:28,396 --> 01:02:29,396 - Okay. 1148 01:02:34,707 --> 01:02:38,928 ♪ Something that will Always get me down ♪ 1149 01:02:38,929 --> 01:02:40,581 ♪ Why aren't you here with me ♪ 1150 01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:43,890 ♪ Now? ♪ 1151 01:02:45,587 --> 01:02:47,458 ♪ Why aren't you Here with me now? ♪ 1152 01:02:47,459 --> 01:02:49,068 Thanks, Leesh. Today was seriously, 1153 01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,591 like, the greatest day ever. 1154 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:52,115 Where have you been? 1155 01:02:52,116 --> 01:02:53,638 We have been worried sick. 1156 01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:55,683 I... I called Layne, Massie. 1157 01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:58,034 I sent your father out to look for you. 1158 01:02:58,035 --> 01:03:00,166 Ha, you called Massie? What did she say? 1159 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:03,387 She said you were probably out with Dylan, Alicia and Kristen. 1160 01:03:03,388 --> 01:03:05,389 Claire! What? 1161 01:03:05,390 --> 01:03:07,086 We were shopping. Big deal. 1162 01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:10,481 It's a big deal when you are over two hours late. 1163 01:03:10,482 --> 01:03:12,483 I needed a dress for the auction. 1164 01:03:12,484 --> 01:03:14,137 Oh, what, from BCBG? 1165 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:15,660 We can't afford that. 1166 01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:17,531 It's fine, Mom. Alicia paid. 1167 01:03:17,532 --> 01:03:18,490 No, Claire, that is not fine. 1168 01:03:18,491 --> 01:03:20,012 Then what is? 1169 01:03:20,013 --> 01:03:22,928 For me to wear overalls or some lame bathing suit? 1170 01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,712 We're not in Florida anymore, Mom. 1171 01:03:24,713 --> 01:03:26,192 The Gap doesn't cut it here. 1172 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:27,498 Neither does your attitude. 1173 01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:29,414 Well, sue me for trying to fit in. 1174 01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:32,285 You're not hanging out with those girls anymore. 1175 01:03:32,286 --> 01:03:34,505 Mom, you can't do that. 1176 01:03:34,506 --> 01:03:35,941 Oh, yes, I can. 1177 01:03:35,942 --> 01:03:37,377 And if you continue with this attitude, 1178 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:39,075 you will not be needing a dress 1179 01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,513 to go to that auction, because you will not be going. 1180 01:04:56,762 --> 01:04:59,373 Yes. 1181 01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:07,685 So it's all in there. 1182 01:05:07,686 --> 01:05:09,600 There's also four different flavors. 1183 01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:12,211 Alicia, Kristen, Dylan and Massie. 1184 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:15,085 But you can get rid of the Massie if you want. 1185 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:17,651 Are you seriously trying 1186 01:05:17,652 --> 01:05:19,392 to make me feel bad for you or something? 1187 01:05:19,393 --> 01:05:20,872 You should feel bad. 1188 01:05:20,873 --> 01:05:22,613 You guys ditched me for no reason, 1189 01:05:22,614 --> 01:05:24,745 and worse, for Claire. 1190 01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:27,183 That's like turning down, I don't know, 1191 01:05:27,184 --> 01:05:29,620 uh, Justin Timberlake for... For K-Fed. 1192 01:05:29,621 --> 01:05:31,622 It's just wrong. 1193 01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:34,451 Hey, you're the one who decided to become buddy-buddy with her. 1194 01:05:34,452 --> 01:05:36,148 Since when? 1195 01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:38,237 Since you started hanging out and watching her DVDs. 1196 01:05:38,238 --> 01:05:41,066 The only thing I've watched are her chronic bad hair days. 1197 01:05:41,067 --> 01:05:43,547 But you told Alicia right after you called Dylan fat. 1198 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:45,462 I never called Dylan fat. 1199 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:48,030 Yes, you did, two nights ago. 1200 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,075 No, I didn't, at least not to her face. 1201 01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:51,729 Look, I'll prove it. See? 1202 01:05:51,730 --> 01:05:53,992 She called me right after, 10:01. 1203 01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:56,516 Two nights ago at 10:01, I was out looking for Bean. 1204 01:05:56,517 --> 01:05:58,562 That's why I missed the beginning of The Hills. 1205 01:05:58,563 --> 01:06:01,347 But that doesn't make any sense. Dylan said you IM'd her. 1206 01:06:01,348 --> 01:06:03,132 - Well, I didn't. - Right. 1207 01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:04,916 Like you don't remember what I told you. 1208 01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:06,265 What you told me when? 1209 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:08,311 The night after, when we were IM'ing. 1210 01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,226 When you were mad at me for no reason? 1211 01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:12,141 Which, by the way, was totally selfish 1212 01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:15,231 considering I waited an hour for Chris Abeley to show. 1213 01:06:15,232 --> 01:06:16,884 When were you waiting for Chris Abeley? 1214 01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:18,364 Like, until 10:00. 1215 01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:20,236 We were IM'ing before that. 1216 01:06:20,237 --> 01:06:22,500 No, I wasn't! 1217 01:06:27,113 --> 01:06:28,985 But maybe someone else was. 1218 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,731 Claire, it's for you. 1219 01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:38,906 Hello? 1220 01:06:38,907 --> 01:06:41,735 Hey, Claire, it's Kris. 1221 01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,694 Hey. Hold on a sec. 1222 01:06:43,695 --> 01:06:47,915 Todd, hang up the phone. I can hear you breathing. 1223 01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,353 Actually, it's not Todd, it's me. 1224 01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:52,094 Dylan? And me. 1225 01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:53,573 Oh, hey, Leesh. 1226 01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:55,140 Wow, I've never been on a four-way before. 1227 01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:56,620 Fun. 1228 01:06:56,621 --> 01:06:58,187 Actually, it's a five-way. 1229 01:06:58,188 --> 01:07:01,929 Fun's over. We know what you did, Claire. 1230 01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:04,323 Hijacking my IM, so not cool. 1231 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:07,762 So here's a little message for you. 1232 01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:32,309 Leesh. My mom will freak if she sees your feet on the counter. 1233 01:07:33,745 --> 01:07:36,007 Okay, here. 1234 01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:37,836 Ooh! 1235 01:07:38,010 --> 01:07:39,924 I'm excited. They're so cute. 1236 01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:41,621 Oh, my God. 1237 01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:44,711 Okay, ready? One, two, three, go. 1238 01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:46,279 Okay. 1239 01:07:47,715 --> 01:07:49,194 Oh, my God. What is this? 1240 01:07:49,195 --> 01:07:50,630 Oh, my God. Adorable. 1241 01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:52,850 I figured they're so much cuter than lab coats. 1242 01:07:52,851 --> 01:07:54,112 Agreed. 1243 01:07:54,113 --> 01:07:55,896 Oh, look, it says Glambition. 1244 01:07:55,897 --> 01:07:58,290 - I heart this. - It says our names. Awesome. 1245 01:07:58,291 --> 01:08:01,207 Okay, girls. Where's the bottles, the recipes? 1246 01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:04,601 Okay. 1247 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:06,994 "Two tablespoons of honey, three to four drops 1248 01:08:06,995 --> 01:08:09,388 of peanut oil, four ounces of vanilla." 1249 01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:10,737 I need an honest opinion. 1250 01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:12,435 No, your butt doesn't look too big. 1251 01:08:12,436 --> 01:08:14,001 Please, I know. 1252 01:08:14,002 --> 01:08:16,482 The day of the auction is Chris Abeley's birthday. 1253 01:08:16,483 --> 01:08:18,180 Now as his practically girlfriend, 1254 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:19,964 I need to do something really memorable. 1255 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:22,141 I am now opening the floor to suggestions. 1256 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:25,143 Oh, I know. You should bake him a cake. 1257 01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:26,144 - What? 1258 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,145 My mom always says 1259 01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,407 the best way to a boy's heart 1260 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,366 is through his stomach. 1261 01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:32,846 No, no. How about you be in a cake... 1262 01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:33,847 and jump out? 1263 01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:34,979 Yeah, that's great. 1264 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:36,720 Please, that's ridiculous. 1265 01:08:36,721 --> 01:08:38,809 More than ridiculous. Ridunkulous. 1266 01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:40,985 Yeah, but you know, it would be kind of cool to wear 1267 01:08:40,986 --> 01:08:42,465 a cute little outfit or something. 1268 01:08:42,466 --> 01:08:43,641 You know, when you jump out. 1269 01:08:45,556 --> 01:08:48,688 You know what? I'm gonna do that and something better. 1270 01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:50,387 God, I'm a genius. 1271 01:08:54,521 --> 01:08:56,218 Do you have a problem, Stare? 1272 01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:58,611 No, um, my mom wanted to borrow an egg. 1273 01:08:58,612 --> 01:09:02,398 An egg? Sure. 1274 01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:03,878 Here you go. 1275 01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:06,707 Catch. 1276 01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:23,028 I am so back. 1277 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,683 Hey, what happened? 1278 01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:28,860 Claire, wait a minute. 1279 01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:31,731 Claire, what's wrong? 1280 01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:33,255 Leave me alone. 1281 01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:36,214 No, Claire. I let it go last time. 1282 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,608 Tell me what's wrong. 1283 01:09:38,913 --> 01:09:40,653 Everything. 1284 01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:44,180 This school, this house, my clothes, Massie, everything. 1285 01:09:46,007 --> 01:09:48,095 She hates me, Mom. She hates me. 1286 01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:51,229 She's been making my life miserable since the day we came. 1287 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:54,667 At first, you know, I just wanted her to like me. 1288 01:09:54,668 --> 01:09:57,757 But then I was just hoping that she'd stop picking on me. 1289 01:09:57,758 --> 01:09:59,281 I tried everything. 1290 01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:01,936 I... And I did some things I shouldn't have done. 1291 01:10:02,937 --> 01:10:05,548 I thought it was the only way. 1292 01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:08,420 I thought it was the only way to... 1293 01:10:08,421 --> 01:10:09,421 To what? 1294 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:15,123 Oh, Claire, listen to me. You can't make someone like you. 1295 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:18,213 You're not in charge of other people's feelings 1296 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:20,172 or their actions, just yours. 1297 01:10:21,173 --> 01:10:24,742 Maybe some of your actions weren't so great either? 1298 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,485 You wanna tell me what you did? 1299 01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:33,054 I can't. You wouldn't understand. 1300 01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:36,057 Right, because I was never 12. 1301 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,712 Oh, honey. 1302 01:10:39,713 --> 01:10:43,629 Whatever you did, you have to make it right. 1303 01:10:43,630 --> 01:10:45,370 But whatever it is, I guarantee you, 1304 01:10:45,371 --> 01:10:46,850 it's not as bad as you think. 1305 01:10:46,851 --> 01:10:48,418 It's worse. 1306 01:10:49,462 --> 01:10:53,249 Be yourself, Claire, not who people want you to be. 1307 01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:06,174 Can I sit here? 1308 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:19,752 Listen, Layne, I'm sorry for everything. 1309 01:11:19,753 --> 01:11:22,668 For ditching you for the sleepover. 1310 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:25,716 For pretending to be friends with Massie. 1311 01:11:27,718 --> 01:11:29,066 I don't know how to explain it, 1312 01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:32,635 it's just I wanted to be a part of them. 1313 01:11:32,636 --> 01:11:36,334 To be a part of that group. 1314 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:41,297 And the more they excluded me, the more important it became. 1315 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:45,996 The way people treat them, 1316 01:11:45,997 --> 01:11:47,998 the way that they can have anything they want 1317 01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:49,783 whenever they want. 1318 01:11:50,915 --> 01:11:54,266 Well, I guess I just wanted that too. 1319 01:11:57,487 --> 01:12:00,532 I have no idea what makes them so special. 1320 01:12:00,533 --> 01:12:03,535 They... They just are. 1321 01:12:03,536 --> 01:12:05,668 It's because they believe that they are. 1322 01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:09,193 So other people do too. 1323 01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:12,763 Even me sometimes. 1324 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:18,550 Can I please have your attention? 1325 01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:20,814 Excuse me. 1326 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,817 Thank you. 1327 01:12:24,818 --> 01:12:28,605 Now, who's ready for a revolutionary line of cosmetics? 1328 01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:32,696 Something that tastes as good as it looks. 1329 01:12:35,089 --> 01:12:38,875 I present to you Glambition. 1330 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:42,357 And now, our esteemed and ridiculously hot president, 1331 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:43,707 Kristen Gregory. 1332 01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:49,973 "Glambition is a new line of beauty products, 1333 01:12:49,974 --> 01:12:52,367 "made entirely of all-natural ingredients. 1334 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:54,020 "Over the next few weeks, 1335 01:12:54,021 --> 01:12:55,282 "we will introduce to you 1336 01:12:55,283 --> 01:12:57,981 "our entire line of body scrubs, 1337 01:12:57,982 --> 01:13:00,287 "creams, glitters and cheek tints. 1338 01:13:00,288 --> 01:13:02,464 "Today, for the very low price 1339 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:06,598 "of one for $6 and two for $10, 1340 01:13:06,599 --> 01:13:08,818 "we are launching our flavored lip gloss 1341 01:13:08,819 --> 01:13:13,300 "mint, cherry, vanilla and raspberry. 1342 01:13:13,301 --> 01:13:17,653 "Also known as Dylan, Alicia, Kristen 1343 01:13:17,654 --> 01:13:19,568 and Massie." 1344 01:13:19,569 --> 01:13:21,091 And you better hurry, 1345 01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:22,812 we expect the Massies to sell out real fast. 1346 01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:28,186 Oh, sorry, Layne, we don't sell oatmeal flavor. 1347 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:33,409 I wish she'd swallow her tongue. 1348 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,768 It stings. 1349 01:13:45,769 --> 01:13:47,553 My lips. 1350 01:13:49,207 --> 01:13:50,730 Oh, my God. 1351 01:13:54,299 --> 01:13:55,734 My lips are burning! 1352 01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:56,953 Mine too! 1353 01:13:56,954 --> 01:13:58,824 My lips are on fire! 1354 01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:02,480 It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job. 1355 01:14:02,481 --> 01:14:04,656 - This is not funny. Yes, it is. 1356 01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:06,005 What's the problem? 1357 01:14:06,006 --> 01:14:07,442 Oh, my God, I need water. 1358 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,203 Okay, girls, please settle down. We need to... 1359 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,056 I want my money back. 1360 01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:14,318 Oh, my God. 1361 01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:16,276 My dad's gonna sue you. 1362 01:14:16,277 --> 01:14:17,495 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1363 01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:19,105 I'm gonna fail. Do something. 1364 01:14:19,106 --> 01:14:22,370 Okay, okay. Is anyone here allergic to peanuts? 1365 01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:26,810 Me, I am. 1366 01:14:28,115 --> 01:14:29,725 They made their makeup with peanuts? 1367 01:14:29,726 --> 01:14:31,901 That's, like, the most common allergy ever. 1368 01:14:31,902 --> 01:14:34,512 Everyone says they're popular, no one says they're geniuses. 1369 01:14:34,513 --> 01:14:35,949 Yeah. 1370 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:47,699 Layne, your oatmeal. I need it. 1371 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:49,353 Uh... Okay. 1372 01:14:49,354 --> 01:14:51,355 Everybody, listen up. 1373 01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:53,226 I have oatmeal. 1374 01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:54,751 We don't need oatmeal. We need help. 1375 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:58,188 Since when do you help the Pretty Committee? 1376 01:14:58,189 --> 01:14:59,798 Since everyone's lips are inflating 1377 01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:01,626 to the size of Jessica Simpson's. 1378 01:15:01,627 --> 01:15:03,236 This will help. 1379 01:15:03,237 --> 01:15:04,891 Here you go. 1380 01:15:07,241 --> 01:15:09,374 Take it. I know it's gross. Take it. 1381 01:15:12,377 --> 01:15:14,204 Thank God. 1382 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:15,684 Thank you so much, Claire. 1383 01:15:15,685 --> 01:15:17,163 I don't know what I would've done. 1384 01:15:17,164 --> 01:15:19,557 My lips are my best feature. 1385 01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:22,952 Claire, hey, um, 1386 01:15:22,953 --> 01:15:25,824 I just wanted to say thanks for saving the day. 1387 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:28,044 Yeah, who would've thought? 1388 01:15:28,045 --> 01:15:31,265 Zero to hero, even if it was just for a few minutes. 1389 01:15:32,353 --> 01:15:34,050 Looks like you made some friends. 1390 01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:36,879 Look, you don't have to be nice to me now. 1391 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,534 Oh, I wasn't going to, it's just... 1392 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,144 I'm glad I told you my secret 1393 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:43,276 instead of Massie. 1394 01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:45,975 Kris, could use your help back here. 1395 01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:48,194 After all, you are Glambition's president. 1396 01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:49,936 This was all your idea. 1397 01:15:51,155 --> 01:15:52,721 I guess I'll see you around. 1398 01:15:52,722 --> 01:15:54,245 Yeah. See you. 1399 01:15:57,944 --> 01:16:01,120 So I'm thinking 1400 01:16:01,121 --> 01:16:04,124 oatmeal flavor might be a bestseller. 1401 01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:13,742 Yes. Oh, hey, how are you? 1402 01:16:13,743 --> 01:16:17,310 It's good to see you. Thanks for coming. 1403 01:16:17,311 --> 01:16:20,270 I'm so sorry. 1404 01:16:20,271 --> 01:16:22,925 Oh, beautiful. Great to see you. 1405 01:16:22,926 --> 01:16:24,491 How are you? 1406 01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:27,147 Good to see you. All right, have fun. 1407 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:32,196 Very good. Very good. 1408 01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:37,809 Layne. 1409 01:16:37,810 --> 01:16:39,419 Wow, you look awesome. 1410 01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:41,378 Oh. 1411 01:16:41,379 --> 01:16:43,989 Does everyone party like this in Westchester? 1412 01:16:43,990 --> 01:16:47,906 Well, no one throws a party like the Blocks. 1413 01:16:47,907 --> 01:16:49,081 Oh, hey. 1414 01:16:49,082 --> 01:16:50,430 Hey. 1415 01:16:50,431 --> 01:16:51,997 Hey, happy birthday. 1416 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:54,304 Thanks. Claire, this is my girlfriend Fawn. 1417 01:16:54,305 --> 01:16:55,305 Nice to meet you. 1418 01:16:55,306 --> 01:16:56,393 You too. 1419 01:16:56,394 --> 01:16:57,742 Hey, Fawn. - Hi. 1420 01:16:57,743 --> 01:16:59,004 All right, we'll see you guys later. 1421 01:16:59,005 --> 01:17:00,441 Bye. 1422 01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:03,356 Wow. 1423 01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:05,315 Not even Massie could compete with her. 1424 01:17:05,316 --> 01:17:07,012 She's beautiful. 1425 01:17:07,013 --> 01:17:08,666 Yeah. 1426 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:11,713 Speaking of Massie. 1427 01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,846 It looks so awesome. 1428 01:17:16,806 --> 01:17:18,371 Ta-da! 1429 01:17:18,372 --> 01:17:20,417 Oh, my God. Where'd you get that? 1430 01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:21,897 That's so cute. Really cute. 1431 01:17:21,898 --> 01:17:23,289 You look amazing. 1432 01:17:23,290 --> 01:17:25,857 Yeah, Chris Babe-ly is seriously gonna freak. 1433 01:17:25,858 --> 01:17:28,947 A hundred dollars says tonight you're getting your first kiss. 1434 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,646 And maybe my second and third too. 1435 01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:33,299 Oh, my God. That's too cute. 1436 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:34,866 That's adorable. 1437 01:17:34,867 --> 01:17:36,477 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1438 01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:41,744 And sold for $15,000. Thank you. 1439 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,270 I wish we could bid on something. 1440 01:17:47,271 --> 01:17:49,141 Hm. 1441 01:17:49,142 --> 01:17:51,536 Think there will be anything that goes for under 20 bucks? 1442 01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:54,581 Oh, hey. 1443 01:17:54,582 --> 01:17:56,845 We'll start the bidding at $12,000. 1444 01:17:56,846 --> 01:17:58,934 Still no Massie. 1445 01:17:58,935 --> 01:18:01,111 Maybe the wicked witch of Westchester is dead. 1446 01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:04,548 I'll be right back. 1447 01:18:04,549 --> 01:18:06,985 Alicia, these are yours. 1448 01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,378 The dresses. 1449 01:18:08,379 --> 01:18:10,075 My parents thought I should give them back. 1450 01:18:10,076 --> 01:18:12,730 And your cell phone's in there too. 1451 01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:15,646 By the way, nice job trying to oust Massie. 1452 01:18:15,647 --> 01:18:17,430 You got closer than I ever did. 1453 01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:20,433 Sold for $17,500 1454 01:18:20,434 --> 01:18:22,566 to the lucky lady. 1455 01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:23,959 Hey, Dylan? 1456 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,656 For what it's worth, 1457 01:18:25,657 --> 01:18:27,964 you would've rocked that miniskirt. 1458 01:18:29,095 --> 01:18:31,183 Thanks. 1459 01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:32,881 Please save room for dessert... 1460 01:18:32,882 --> 01:18:34,099 Where's Massie? 1461 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,144 Very special 1462 01:18:35,145 --> 01:18:36,972 birthday presentation. 1463 01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:39,018 Chris Abeley, this one's for you. 1464 01:18:55,426 --> 01:18:57,383 I think it'd be nice... What the...? 1465 01:18:57,384 --> 01:18:58,907 If someone said a few words. 1466 01:18:58,908 --> 01:19:01,301 Claire Lyons, I'm gonna kill you! 1467 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:05,391 I think I'd like Fawn, Chris's girlfriend, 1468 01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:06,828 to please come up. 1469 01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:08,918 Chris's girlfriend, Fawn, come up here. 1470 01:19:11,616 --> 01:19:14,575 Fawn? Girlfriend? 1471 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:18,578 Um... 1472 01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:21,190 I really don't know what to say. 1473 01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:24,367 Chris and I met back in the seventh grade, you know. 1474 01:19:24,368 --> 01:19:26,151 Massie, it's safe 1475 01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:28,371 to come out now. 1476 01:19:28,372 --> 01:19:30,852 I was like, whoa. 1477 01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:32,767 He has a girlfriend? 1478 01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:35,291 When he didn't hit me in the face with a dodge ball, 1479 01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:36,727 I knew he was the one. 1480 01:19:36,728 --> 01:19:38,468 Happy birthday, babe. 1481 01:19:38,469 --> 01:19:40,601 I love you. 1482 01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:45,258 I think I'm gonna barf. 1483 01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:56,181 Is it possible to actually die of embarrassment? 1484 01:19:56,182 --> 01:19:59,490 If it were, I'd be dead a long time ago. 1485 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,627 They fall off all the time, the charms. 1486 01:20:07,628 --> 01:20:09,238 Mm-hm. 1487 01:20:09,239 --> 01:20:10,239 Um... 1488 01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:14,460 Thanks, you know, for helping me back there. 1489 01:20:14,461 --> 01:20:16,202 You didn't have to do that. 1490 01:20:17,334 --> 01:20:19,683 I know. 1491 01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:22,381 Then why did you? 1492 01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:24,036 Because I'm not you. 1493 01:20:26,256 --> 01:20:28,823 That was you, right, who sent the oatmeal text? 1494 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,476 Yeah. 1495 01:20:30,477 --> 01:20:32,000 Why? 1496 01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:34,306 You could've been the hero. Why'd you let me? 1497 01:20:34,307 --> 01:20:37,092 I don't know. I wanted to. 1498 01:20:37,093 --> 01:20:39,398 Come on, what about all the other times the past weeks 1499 01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:41,096 you've tried to make my life miserable? 1500 01:20:41,097 --> 01:20:42,488 You don't get it, Claire. 1501 01:20:42,489 --> 01:20:44,447 You're right, I don't. 1502 01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:47,232 Look how quickly my friends were willing to ditch me for you. 1503 01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:50,584 Yeah, so, what, you have to be mean to me? 1504 01:20:51,498 --> 01:20:55,676 I mean, come on. You're, like, a major threat. 1505 01:20:58,331 --> 01:21:02,987 Me? To who, you? 1506 01:21:02,988 --> 01:21:05,338 Are you kidding me? 1507 01:21:05,991 --> 01:21:08,472 Hey, the singing stopped. 1508 01:21:10,082 --> 01:21:12,083 Well, I better go find the girls. 1509 01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:15,260 It's not really a party without me. 1510 01:21:15,261 --> 01:21:16,871 This is going to sound totally weird, 1511 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,481 but can I take your picture? 1512 01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:20,265 It's for my brother. 1513 01:21:20,266 --> 01:21:23,529 How can you two be related? He's such a little creep. 1514 01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:24,575 I know. 1515 01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:35,977 Here. 1516 01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:38,415 And, uh, for the record, I'd pick A too. 1517 01:21:39,068 --> 01:21:40,069 What's A-2? 1518 01:21:41,113 --> 01:21:42,592 I'd rather be a friendless loser 1519 01:21:42,593 --> 01:21:44,812 than have a bunch of friends who secretly hate me. 1520 01:22:38,997 --> 01:22:40,389 Did you have fun tonight? 1521 01:22:40,390 --> 01:22:42,304 Actually, I did. 1522 01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:43,392 Oh? 1523 01:22:43,393 --> 01:22:44,871 Who gave you the flower? 1524 01:22:44,872 --> 01:22:46,700 Believe it or not, Massie did. 1525 01:22:48,311 --> 01:22:50,660 Not sure how long it'll last, but I'm hoping for a while. 1526 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:53,751 Are you talking about the flower or Massie? 1527 01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:55,971 Both. 1528 01:23:19,907 --> 01:23:22,301 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 1529 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:26,001 ♪ One of the cool kids This year ♪ 1530 01:23:27,089 --> 01:23:28,915 ♪ What a surprise now ♪ 1531 01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:32,876 ♪ 'Cause all that I am feeling Is kind of weird ♪ 1532 01:23:32,877 --> 01:23:34,617 ♪ Weird, weird ♪ 1533 01:23:34,618 --> 01:23:37,055 ♪ Everyone's lookin' to me ♪ 1534 01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:42,233 ♪ Thinkin' how cool it must be To be popular ♪ 1535 01:23:42,234 --> 01:23:44,279 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1536 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:48,631 ♪ But I don't even know What that means ♪ 1537 01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:52,417 ♪ Am I supposed to feel Like I belong? ♪ 1538 01:23:52,418 --> 01:23:55,855 ♪ Like I'm king of the world And can do no wrong? ♪ 1539 01:23:55,856 --> 01:24:00,251 ♪ I could just play along Play along ♪ 1540 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:03,385 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1541 01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:07,432 ♪ Tryin' to find my way Tryin' to find my place ♪ 1542 01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:10,870 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1543 01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:16,094 ♪ Tryin' to find my way Tryin' to find my place ♪ 1544 01:24:22,622 --> 01:24:25,103 ♪ I'm just as lost As you feel ♪ 1545 01:24:26,452 --> 01:24:28,323 ♪ The whole thing's Kind of surreal ♪ 1546 01:24:28,324 --> 01:24:29,846 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1547 01:24:29,847 --> 01:24:31,761 ♪ Don't know what comes next ♪ 1548 01:24:31,762 --> 01:24:36,505 ♪ 'Cause all this growing up Is kind of weird ♪ 1549 01:24:36,506 --> 01:24:40,509 ♪ Am I supposed to feel Like I belong? ♪ 1550 01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:43,990 ♪ Like I'm king of the world And can do no wrong? ♪ 1551 01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:47,820 ♪ I could just play along Play along ♪ 1552 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:50,910 ♪ I'm just trying To find my way ♪ 1553 01:24:50,911 --> 01:24:52,738 ♪ Find my place ♪ 1554 01:24:52,739 --> 01:24:56,133 ♪ I'm really thick-skinned I just wanna be ♪ 1555 01:24:56,134 --> 01:24:58,048 ♪ Like everyone else ♪ 1556 01:24:58,049 --> 01:24:59,919 ♪ Wanna know myself ♪ 1557 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:04,707 ♪ Gotta find a way Gotta find my place ♪ 1558 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:06,448 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1559 01:25:06,449 --> 01:25:10,495 ♪ Gonna find my way Gonna find my place ♪ 1560 01:25:10,496 --> 01:25:13,716 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1561 01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:17,807 ♪ Gonna be okay I'm gonna find my place ♪ 1562 01:25:17,808 --> 01:25:21,245 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1563 01:25:21,246 --> 01:25:24,380 ♪ Gonna find my way I'm gonna find my place ♪ 1564 01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:29,732 ♪ I could tell you Anything at all ♪ 1565 01:25:29,733 --> 01:25:31,690 ♪ 'Cause you won't laugh At me ♪ 1566 01:25:31,691 --> 01:25:35,868 ♪ Didn't have to look Before I fall ♪ 1567 01:25:35,869 --> 01:25:38,044 ♪ 'Cause you always catch me ♪ 1568 01:25:38,045 --> 01:25:41,918 ♪ Anything I did I had a friend ♪ 1569 01:25:41,919 --> 01:25:44,225 ♪ And you always had me ♪ 1570 01:25:44,226 --> 01:25:48,185 ♪ And we made a pact Until the end ♪ 1571 01:25:48,186 --> 01:25:50,709 ♪ Together we'd Always be ♪ 1572 01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:53,582 ♪ But now I'm gone ♪ 1573 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:56,628 ♪ And now I'm gone Don't tell me ♪ 1574 01:25:56,629 --> 01:26:01,416 ♪ Are you moving on? ♪ 1575 01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:04,462 ♪ Maybe like I'm feeling fine ♪ 1576 01:26:04,463 --> 01:26:06,638 ♪ And now you're All that I wanted ♪ 1577 01:26:06,639 --> 01:26:09,075 ♪ All that I wanted ♪ 1578 01:26:09,076 --> 01:26:10,642 ♪ Be with my girls ♪ 1579 01:26:10,643 --> 01:26:13,645 ♪ But we don't Have a fun day ♪ 1580 01:26:13,646 --> 01:26:19,042 ♪ But it's something That will always get me down ♪ 1581 01:26:19,043 --> 01:26:23,526 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1582 01:26:25,441 --> 01:26:29,226 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1583 01:26:29,227 --> 01:26:31,359 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪ 1584 01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:34,841 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1585 01:26:37,496 --> 01:26:41,238 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1586 01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:43,588 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪ 1587 01:26:43,589 --> 01:26:47,070 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1588 01:26:47,071 --> 01:26:49,507 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪ 1589 01:26:49,508 --> 01:26:51,857 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1590 01:26:51,858 --> 01:26:55,644 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪ 1591 01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:58,996 ♪ Why aren't you Here with me now? 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