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- What do you think of this? - Wow!

Didem, pull yourself together. What are you doing?

You are trying to drive me crazy. Look where you have brought me!

Didem, please calm down.

You are going to get married one day and have a baby too.

When? When?

Are you ready?

This is it, for sure! What do you think?

Didem, that's enough. You are occupying people for no reason.

Alright, alright! So what?

- Welcome. - Hello.

Esra, how do I look? What do you think?

Girls, should I buy this?

Didem, enough with this nonsense. We came here for Esra.

- Okay. - Girls, let me tell you something.

Mert is going to introduce me to his mother this weekend.

- Finally! - Finally!

It's crucial that his mother likes you.

I have read that mothers of men don't want to share their sons.

Therefore, it's crucial that she likes you.

So?

But she'll like me, right?

- What's up? - I hope your mom will like me.

Of course she will. Why wouldn't she?

I don't know, they say that...

...mothers of men don't want to share their sons.

My mother isn't like that at all. Come on.

Don't worry. You'll see...

...she will be very happy to hear that we have decided to get married.

We have decided to get married.

You decided to get married?

If you'll excuse me, I'll be right back.

I don't think she's happy to hear about our decision.

It's alright, she'll get used to it.

Well...

You'll have some champagne, right, Esra?

No, thank you.

Why?

Is it because...

I understand. I understand perfectly.

When I was pregnant with Mert, I didn't drink either.

God bless! I'll take care of your child...

...the same way I took care of you as your nanny.

Don't you worry.

- Murvet, you may begin the service. - Sure.

- You misunderstood us. - Esra isn't pregnant, mom.

Then why are you getting married?

I mean, you are both very young. - "Young", mom?

I'm just in my early forties.

Sweetheart...

Mom, darling... Don't worry.

When the time comes, we'll tell our children not to call you "grandma".

- Where's the bathroom? - That way.

Excuse me.

Hello?

Esra, how is it going?

She was a bit shocked at first when she heard about our decision, but...

And?

I think she liked me!

I didn't like her at all. You deserve much better.

Don't try to insist, I refuse to meet her family.

Yes. Look at that.

Yigit, sweety, do you want one? - No, I don't eat sausages. Thanks.

- Then, I'll eat it, sweety. - I appreciate it.

Come on. Let's give them the presents.

Happy birthday to your beautiful daughter.

- Thank you so much. - Hopefully, it will be my turn next.

Since you are all here, let me give you these invitations.

- Are you getting married? - Yes!

I'm also getting married this summer.

I'm so happy for you!

How about you, Didem? - Would you like something to drink?

No, thank you. We hope to see you all at ourwedding.

I'm about to lose it!

Do you see what kind of pressure I'm under?

We used to make fun of this girl in high school...

...saying that she'll never find a husband.

Tell me who the loser is now. - Didem, stop being ridiculous.

Why are you making such a big deal out of this?

I think you should openly discuss this with Cem.

Where's the harm in that? - I agree.

- No way in hell! - Why not?

Rule number one from the book "The Road to Marriage":

"Don't be the one to bring up the marriage issue first. "

Wait, wait. I'll go spend some time with the kids.

Rule number five: "Whenever possible...

...try to give him the impression that you'd make a good mother. "

Dude, I don't like kids at all. It's all so pointless.

I only like the act of making them.

I'm thinking of proposing to Didem.

- Really? That's great, man. When? - You too? You too?

First, Mert, and now, you! Are you nuts, man? Are you nuts?

What marriage? Don't get yourself into that mess too.

Day and night, the same woman. Day and night, the same woman.

You are going to get bored. How can you not see that?

Look at Ergun! Just look at him!

Yes. The man is married. The man is married.

His joy of living is gone. He is finished.

Watch what you are saying, man. He's going to hear you.

Ergun!

Stop it, man. Maybe he has some sort of a problem.

Give me a minute, I'll do a little survey for you.

Here I am.

- Come, my dear Ergun. - How's it going, guys?

Good, very good.

Ergun, we want to ask you something. We were really curious...

We were wondering... How is the situation?

- What situation? - The situation!

- Whose situation? - Naim Suleymanoglu's!

Whose situation could it be?

Well, guys, you see? He has forgotten all about it.

It's not even on his mind. You are not getting any, are you?

How could you tell?

- Ergun! - Take that.

- Yes, sweetheart? - Elif is crying, can't you hear her?

I'll be right there. Enjoy it, guys. I'll go check on the baby.

Take that, Ergun!

So, you see, guys.

That's a married man's life. So, I was right.

You should change your minds before it's too late. Let's party instead.

Look! We'll blow the candles now!

- Honey, let's blow the candles! - Come on! One, two, three...

Come on! - Come on!

One, two, three... - Look at the cake!

Bravo! Bravo!

I'd say Ukraine, what do you think?

What do I think about what?

Let's have Mert's bachelor's party in Ukraine.

Then, he'll change his mind for sure.

Or maybe we should go somewhere in Asia. I can't decide.

Or I'll put together a team of girls from all different nations.

That would be the best.

Okay? Are you with me?

- We'll see. - We'll see?

Don't be scared, I'm going to take you on a world tour.

How come he still hasn't proposed to me?

I have done every single thing written in this book.

For example, rule number one: "Don't talk about marriage. " I don't.

I cooked. Actually, it was take-out, but he didn't seem to notice.

I don't show him as much attention. I only call him 10 times a day.

I don't act as jealous anymore either.

Right away, my love.

Hey! Do I look like someone who would let her boyfriend get snatched up?

Get the hell out of here before I rip your hair out!

At least Cem doesn't notice that I am jealous.

Rule number two:

"To raise a kitten or a puppy together might be a step forward. "

Open your eyes!

Honey, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know that you were allergic to dogs.

At least, I tried. Listen to me. Rule number three:

"Be open to fantasies, spice up your sex life. "

Surprise!

How was I supposed to know that the national soccer team...

...had a game that night? Anyway. Rule number four:

Adrenaline is really important in a relationship, keep it high.

My love, it's been years since I jumped last! I am so excited!

I love you! - I love you too!

I'm afraid of heights!

I can't do this! I can't! Get me down!

What else can you do? You've already tried everything.

- I did. I swear, I did. - Didem, calm down, please.

You have a great relationship with Cem.

Is marriage a must? - Yes, it is.

What do you think?

I'd definitely pick the blonde one.

Dude. I wasn't talking about the girls.

Madam. Excuse me.

Sorry to bother you, but my friend and I can't make a decision.

Which one would you choose? - The one in your right hand.

Yeah? Can I put it on you?

To see how it looks.

If it suits you, I'll buy it for you as a gift.

What are you doing, man? Cut it out for a minute.

But I'm bored, man. You've been going back and forth for an hour now.

Just choose one already.

Okay, I'll take this one.

Look at yourself. I swear, I'll stop hanging out with you.

And on top of it, you are happy!

Okay, stop pouting. Don't worry, we'll find you a good wife too.

What happened, man?

- Where did this girl come from? - Which girl?

We only had sex once, and now, she's stalking me.

Did she see me? Is she looking? - No, but she's coming.

- Yigit? - Mine, what's up?

- It's not Mine, it's Merve. - Close enough.

I've been calling you for days. Why won't you answer my calls?

You are avoiding me, right? But why?

You said you were in love with me, you were really happy with me.

- My dear Mine... - Merve.

Whatever.

Please, don't cry. You are getting hysterical again.

- I trusted you, you fooled me! - Come on.

- Really? - Really.

I'm sorry that I yelled at you. - No problem.

We'll see each other.

What did you tell her?

It's a professional secret.

What else could it be, for a scumbag like you?

Didem! Hey, Didem!

What is it?

I saw Cem today, coming out of a store with a box in his hand.

Erdi, today is our anniversary. He probably bought me a present.

I said "a store", I said "a box".

A ring!

He bought me a ring!

He is going to propose!

He is going to propose! I did it!

I finally did it! That's the power of the book!

I'm really happy, Yaman. This screenplay was great.

I'm really happy that they chose me.

This job is going to be your big break.

You don't get this lucky every day. We have to make the best of it.

If it works out the way we want it to...

...you could be a star by next year. Everybody would be talking about you.

We are going to dinner with the producer this evening...

...and you are coming too.

I'd love to, but it's my anniversary with Didem.

He's going to propose to her.

Bravo! Tell me, are you nuts?

That's it! Let experience speak for itself. Bravo, my friend.

This is your first feature film.

You have to be very careful with your personal life.

She's not going anywhere. You can get married next year.

- Didem. - Yes?

Excuse me. There's been a little mix-up with the orders, I believe.

Did you order a salad with shrimp and salmon with tropical ginger dressing?

We ordered a salad with parmesan and grilled entrecote.

What were you saying, my love?

- How would you like your meat cooked? - Very well-done.

Would you like vegetables, rice or mashed potatoes with it?

- Vegetables. - Vegetables it is.

I strongly recommend our soufflé. - I don't want it!

What were you saying, my love?

You are the best thing that ever happened to me.

Except for the handbag you threw at my head, when we first met.

I love you so much.

Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yes!

This is... I really wanted...

I have wanted these earrings for so long.

That's great. I'm glad you like them.

Actually, I have a surprise for you.

There can't be a bigger surprise than these earrings.

I landed a part in a feature film.

- I'm so happy for you. - Cem?

Good evening, Didem. - Hello.

Gozde.

Gozde, come here. Let me introduce you to Didem and Cem.

He will be your co-star.

- Nice to meet you. - You too.

I looked at these earrings and screamed "yes", can you believe that?

He's not going to marry me. This man is not going to marry me!

What are you talking about, Didem? Besides, you are being selfish.

Think about how important a feature film is for Cem's career?

And what about my career? Geez!

And he's working with this girl in the movie.

- She's nothing special. - You are much prettier than she is.

Of course.

There's no need to make a big deal out of this.

Cem is an actor and he will always work with girls like her, okay?

You should get used to this idea. - I think Zeynep is right.

Don't turn this into a problem.

I'm telling you, it would be a huge mistake.

- So, you live in the US, Gozde? - Yes, in New York.

Are you here for the movie?

Yes, I am. But there's nothing holding me in the US anymore.

I'll see what life has to offer.

Where did I go wrong?

- I'm going to kill myself. - Please, stay calm, Zeynep.

Here it is. I found it.

"If you applied all the rules and he still hasn't proposed...

...be prepared to see another woman in your boyfriend's life soon. " What?

That's all we needed!

Didem, I'm begging you, drop that book already.

I'm all out of energy right now!

He's not picking up.

He rejected my call!

What if...

No way.

No, when can he cheat on me? You know, I don't let him breathe.

Didem, you talk as if you don't know what men are like.

First, they say they are in a meeting, and then...

He just said that right now. He said it.

I'm finished. I'm all out of energy! I'm about to lose it!

- Me too! - Me too!

Don't lose it, girls. We'll catch him.

I have caught many cheaters, thanks to my fortune teller.

Your fortune teller?

Come.

This is my first time at a fortune teller. I'm so excited.

He knows everything, right? - Of course he does. Come on.

Didem, sit across from me.

- He knew my name! - I just called you by your name.

Oh, right.

Ask.

My boyfriend still hasn't proposed to me.

Could there be anotherwoman in his life?

Could there be?

Your boyfriend is very popular and handsome.

- Yes, he is an actor. - Don't you interrupt me!

There are loads of women around him.

- What happened? - I see him kissing a tall brunette.

- No, no. That's impossible. - They are having sex.

- No, no, no! - They are all over each other.

- Are you sure? - Water doesn't lie.

You will see it for yourself soon.

I have to go.

You know, we will shoot the teaser. And you also have fighting lessons.

See you.

Do you need a ride?

No, we'll have another drink. Right, Cem?

He'll cheat on me with Gozde. I knew it from the start.

I can't believe you, Didem.

You should see a shrink instead of a fortune teller.

It's not only what the fortune teller said.

Another book now!

Listen. Wait.

"If he doesn't answer your call immediately", as it happened today...

"If he suddenly starts buying you expensive gifts. "

That's the explanation for the earrings.

"If you don't have sex as often as before. "

What's that got to do with it? I don't agree with that.

That's no surprise, since you have no sex drive.

- Didem! - But it's true, she has no drive.

Who knows when she had sex with Ergun last?

Poor guy. - Poor guy? Don't exaggerate.

Okay, okay. Wait a minute.

Tell the truth, when was the last time you had sex?

I don't know. Let me think about it.

We went to a concert together, and I got really drunk, remember?

I think it was then.

Zeynep, that was four months ago.

- Four months and a week. - Four months and a week?

Shame on you, man!

I told you, his joy of living is gone, he's finished.

Didn't I tell you? There you go. - Yigit, cut it out.

He already has a hard time confiding in us. Listen to yourself!

- I am a man, after all. - Yes, dude. You are a man.

And this is the issue you are bringing up?

Well, obviously, nothing else is coming up. But anyway...

Yigit.

If you have money problems, why don't you tell me?

Mert, give Ergun a grand. Give it to him.

What are friends for?

Is that the solution? Go see a therapist with Zeynep.

A therapist?

What are you talking about? For God's sake, are you crazy?

You are really overdoing it. Buddy, hold up.

I'm going to provide you...

...with some medicine.

And...

Here it is. - Get out of here!

- What's that? - Be cool. Relax. There's no problem.

It's completely herbal. It has no side effects.

In Europe, there are shops selling it on every street.

Go to Amsterdam, you'll see it.

Guys, now that we are having a heart-to-heart...

...we should admit that we, men, aren't always successful...

...when it comes to giving women orgasms.

But it's also true that there's a place out there.

Although we have never been there or seen it, it's ours to conquer.

Why didn't you tell me before that you have such a problem?

You can't live your whole life doing it by yourself.

You tell me that it's been four months and a week...

...and you have the nerve to come shake my hand.

- You'll see when he cheats on you. - That's enough!

Leave me alone, Didem.

Stop! Stop! Cem is with that girl!

Quick, tell me what to do.

- Wait a minute, calm down. - Yes, calm down.

He told me that he's in a meeting, damn liar!

- Don't make a scene, okay? - Okay. I'm just going to talk to him.

Hello. I hope I'm not interrupting your meeting.

My love, come. The meeting is over. Have a seat.

No, thanks, I'll pass.

You remember Gozde?

I came out to shop. I called you to let you know...

...but for some reason, you rejected my call.

We were still having a meeting then. I was just about to call you, honey.

If my turn comes, of course!

I completely forgot that I had something very important to do.

If you'll excuse me... - Sure, don't let us hold you up.

Gozde, we can give you a ride if you want.

- No, no. Don't bother. See you, Cem. - See you, my dear.

Didem, have a seat.

Darling, have a seat.

Would you like something to eat? - No.

- What's wrong? Is there a problem? - I don't know. What do you think?

I don't think that there's a problem.

Sure. Except for your lies. You were in a meeting?

My love, I really was in a meeting.

Afterwards, we came here to grab a bite.

Yaman just left. - I'm sure he did.

Are you trying to imply something?

Let's go.

No. I'm mad because you have the time to grab a bite with Gozde...

...but no time to call me.

Is there something going on between you and Gozde?

If so, be honest with me.

Didem, you are being ridiculous. Don't you trust me?

After all this time, if you still don't trust me...

Of course I trust you, honey. But I don't trust women.

Ergun. What are you doing? Behave yourself.

But you promised me last night, darling.

I have a headache.

I'm begging you, Zeynep.

For God's sake, the last time we had sex, it was snowing!

Shut up, the kid will hear you!

So what if a two-year-old girl hears it?

Ergun, stop it. Stop stressing me out.

"Stop stressing me out", she says.

"Stop stressing me out", she says. I'm the one who is stressed out!

- What do you have in your hand? - Nothing. What should there be?

- You are hiding something. - Why would I?

Whatever.

I've been looking for this. It's my medicine.

- Medicine forwhat? - It's a painkiller. From abroad.

It's a very strong, herbal painkiller.

Let me have one. Maybe it'll help me.

Okay, honey.

Come on.

Let me dissolve it in water first.

Hold me, I'm about to faint.

Their house doesn't even have a walkway.

I have a headache.

We used to live in a village like this too.

It took me back to my youth. I'm so glad we came.

Should we stay for a few days?

Don't you hear what I'm saying, Murvet? Listen to yourself!

I don't feel well. I think I'm going to faint.

It's probably because of the fresh air. Come on, it's okay.

We are basically in the wilderness. I'm sure there are bears here too.

Welcome.

Mom, mom...

- Help! - Hello, how are you?

Hello. My dear...

Can I have some lemon cologne or water?

- Esra! What happened to her? - Should we call a doctor?

Good God!

Mom, are you okay?

She's coming to. Are you okay?

Mert went to see Esra's family to ask for her hand in marriage.

They are going to get married. Then, they are going to regret it.

After six months, it will all be over.

Dude, what do you know about love?

Have you ever had a serious relationship?

Everybody has a purpose in life. Mine is...

...to make women happy.

If I devoted myself to just one woman...

...it would be unfair to the rest. I can't do that to them.

I was so afraid that something was going to happen to her.

Thank God, she felt better quickly.

I can't believe this.

I left my boyfriend in Istanbul with this girl.

There she goes again.

Supposedly, he has fighting lessons with Gozde orwhatever.

Wait a minute.

Is there no cell phone reception here?

I'm finished. No reception!

- Is that enough for today, coach? - Sure.

I'm telling you, man, you can't resist that woman for long.

Don't be ridiculous.

Who's that girl? Introduce us right away.

No way. She's Gozde's best friend. Surely, you'll treat her bad.

You see? She likes me.

I'm finished. I don't understand.

How do people live here without Facebook or Twitter?

Besides that, they live without talking on the phone.

I think I have reception!

Hello?

What's going on? - Are you hurt?

- No, I'm okay. - Let me see.

I'm sorry, I didn't see you.

What's with the rifle and the hunting?

Are we in the wilderness here?

Aren't we?

Dude, meet Mr. Ozil. I scored six goals.

You must be a fool.

Yes. That girl turned me into a fool. I can't get her out of my mind.

- Which girl? - Hande, man. Hande!

Is it possible I fell in love? - No.

Are we going to play?

To get her out of my mind, I have to sleep with her.

Do you think she'll call me?

You gave her your number by force. So, she won't.

You think so?

Dude, Hande is calling. - No way!

Yes! Yes! This is a signal!

Hello, Hande? What a nice surprise.

Tonight?

- Mom, it's your turn. - Okay.

I don't really know how these things work, but...

The reason for our visit is apparent.

The kids have decided to get married. If you are also okay with it...

But if not, we wouldn't mind.

Mom.

You have our blessing.

Yes! Where should I have sex with her?

What are you doing tonight? - I don't know.

I'll probably watch TV. - Really? That's great.

So, you stay here, and I'll sleep with her at your place.

No, you can't sleep with her at my place.

- Okay. See you. - Yigit. Yigit!

Didem?

I can't help it, my dear. I'm so moved.

I wish Cem was here too.

Maybe he'd get more excited about the whole marriage thing.

Mustafa. Welcome.

- Hello. - How are you?

- Fine. Congratulations, cousin. - Thanks. I wish you the same.

This is my cousin, Mustafa. Meet Didem, Zeynep and Mert.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - Mustafa is a civil engineer.

He lives in Ankara, but he's moving to Istanbul soon. Right?

Yes, hopefully.

Put that phone away. You're obsessed with Cem.

Alright, alright. I can't reach him anyway.

How are you, Yaman?

- It's Yigit. - Close enough.

Is this your place? - Yes.

- It looks way too fancy for you. - Why? It's mine.

- So you must be married. - No, no, no. I'm not.

I don't like to commit, and I don't approve of it.

Let me make it clear, I'm not thinking about marriage.

Yeah, it's pretty pointless.

Yes. What is that all about? To live together until you grow old.

What did Nietzsche say about women?

"Young: A cavern decked about. Old: A dragon sallies out. "

- That's cool. - Yes.

Wine? - I hate it.

Really? Me too. What is the deal with wine anyway?

So...

So, what should we do?

A beer? - That would be great.

I can't apply the henna. Where is the bride's mother-in-law?

That's you. Go put a golden coin in her palm.

- What golden coin, Murvet? - What would you do without me?

What a futile act!

- She's coming. - Okay.

Come and dance, mother-in-law.

No, thank you. I don't like to dance.

Dancing was the only thing left undone.

I have a headache again.

Give me my medicine, Murvet. - I don't have it.

What do you mean, you don't have it? I told you to put it in your purse.

- Mom, do we have any painkillers? - We should.

Aunt Helime, I have some in my purse.

Just to remind you, I am 70 years old, Ender.

My husband Ergun had it brought from abroad.

It kills the pain immediately. It's herbal.

- You are a photographer, right? - Yes.

- You should take my pictures too. - Sure.

- But nude. - For sure.

Some things have to be appreciated while they are beautiful, right?

Definitely. I'll take your pictures whenever you want.

Right now, if you like. - I'm not in the mood right now.

What should we do?

Should we watch a movie? - Okay.

This is it.

Have you seen this movie?

- Only the first 15 minutes of it. - Really? Me too.

- Really? - Really!

Then let's start it after the first 15 minutes.

I don't like wasting time. - Me neither.

I don't know what happened.

It must have got some bad luck. Why did it end so fast?

But if we wait for an hour or so, I'll make it up to you. Promise.

I don't have that much time. I have to go.

- What? - I have to go.

What?

You have to go? Why? Won't you stay with me?

No, baby. I can't sleep next to a man.

Besides, I have an early class tomorrow.

What do you mean? Was this it?

My dear God!

Oh, God! - What did you give her?

Excuse me.

Darling? Are you back?

Yes, where are you?

Okay, I'll stop by. Text me the address, honey.

We are going to Cem's place. - What?

You can't snoop around Cem's apartment.

Come on.

I won't snoop around anyone's apartment!

Me neither.

An earring.

A strand of hair.

An earring.

- What's going on? - Didem?

What happened? - An earring, a strand of hair...

...and there's a beer bottle with lipstick on it in the living room.

Do you still think I'm wrong?

There must be a logical explanation for all of this, Didem.

Yes, there is.

He cheated on me.

Just a minute, I'm coming!

Yeah, pizza. Just a second.

Here you are. Thanks.

Where to?

Yes? The receipt?

I got you.

Yigit was the one who brought a girl here!

Here you go.

You were going to make a fool of yourself.

We can't be sure that it was Yigit. What if he came this morning?

But we are not certain whether it was Cem either.

Yes.

So, the possibility that I've been cheated on has dropped to 50 percent.

Which is worse. I can't live with this suspicion.

What is he doing?

God damn you!

What the hell are you doing?

- We should have jumped. - We'd be better off dead.

Okay. Forget it, it didn't happen. We didn't see anything.

- But it did happen. - I still feel sick.

I can hardly walk, slow down.

Cut!

Excuse me, is this the movie set?

Shooting is in progress. You can't go in, madam.

Well, I'm Cem Sezgin's girlfriend.

We have strict orders from the director, madam.

You can't enter until the shooting is over.

Please wait here.

Cem.

Didem.

Cut! What the hell is going on?

I'm sorry, she is my girlfriend.

Dear God! I brought a cake for all of you.

Wait. Just a minute. Dear God.

Good day. Hello. I'm Didem. - Hello.

Hello.

Here you go, man.

Good luck with your new set.

- Welcome, Didem. - Hello, Gozde.

I couldn't say no to Cem about visiting the set.

I was out of town the last two days.

He couldn't wait until tonight, so he asked me to come by.

We are so in love with each other.

We have a very passionate relationship.

How nice.

- Do you have a boyfriend? - Unfortunately not. We broke up.

- Why? Maybe you'll make up. - I doubt it. He was way too jealous.

I would have to quit my career in order to be with him.

Quit, then. What is more important than love in life?

Love is important too. But still...

Oh, I'm so sorry. Come here, my dear.

So you are stuck in between a dilemma. Best of luck, my dear.

- They're not the same. - I agree.

I think they're the same.

Girls, don't you see the difference?

One is Loreal 4-30 dark brunette, the other one is 3-20 chestnut.

Believe me, I worked at a hairdresser before, so I know.

We've been waiting for half an hour. I have things to do, dude.

Leave me alone. Get out. I'm going.

If I wait alone, she'll think that I'm a loser.

Of course you're not!

Today she'll definitely go to the gym.

- And if she won't? - Then we'll come here again tomorrow.

You are really losing it.

Don't you realize that you've become obsessed with her?

Man, I'm telling you, she used me and dumped me.

I need to get back at her.

And you are taking it as a matter of pride?

There's no such thing as pride when it comes to love.

What kind of love is that?

Unfortunately, that's how it is.

When someone doesn't give you attention, you fall in love.

It's that simple. - Look at that bike!

It's understandable that she doesn't want me.

Would she jump off that bike and jump on top of me?

Hande. How's it going?

Fine. I didn't return your call, right?

Yes. I thought we could do something together.

I'm sorry, dear, I've been a little busy.

No problem, we can do something later.

I'm not available.

- What about tomorrow? - I already have plans for tomorrow.

- How about this weekend? - I'll be in Antalya this weekend.

Antalya? I don't believe it! I'll be in Antalya too! Which hotel?

- Adam and Eve. - Adam and Eve?

Oh my God, what a coincidence! This must be a sign!

I'll be at the same hotel. We'll probably see each other.

I've already made plans with the girls. I won't have time for you.

- She told you to f... off, right? - You know it!

I was annoyed, anyway.

But I won't let myself get to this point again.

We're going to Antalya this weekend to have Cem's bachelor's party.

Get ready, I'm back!

Honey, should I come to Izmir with you?

It's up to you, my love. But what will you do at a funeral?

Besides, Esra and Zeynep aren't coming either.

I'll just go and come back with the guys.

You're right.

Didem, are you certain that they are going to Antalya?

- I told you, I saw the text message. - Why would they lie to us?

Are you naive orwhat?

Because, here, Cem couldn't get comfortable with Gozde.

And why did he invite Mert and Ergun again?

I don't know, maybe she'll bring her girlfriends with her.

Ergun wouldn't lie to me. He can't.

Zeynep, he already did.

If you give it to him once every four months, this is bound to happen.

What did I tell you? You can't let a man run loose even for five minutes.

You don't let him run loose, but look what happens.

Okay, but at least I found out that the funeral was a lie.

I can't believe you, man!

So we're going to a funeral, huh?

Why didn't you tell me anything? I would have packed a bag, at least.

Don't even look at me. It was all a part of Yigit's plan.

Don't worry, guys.

I am going to make sure that you spend a night you will never forget.

Guys, I'm really excited.

Because this is the first bachelor's party that I'm attending.

- Oh, poor guy. - Good luck then.

God, I never thought I'd see this day.

I'm the man! - Ergun, you are so pathetic.

You will learn, man. You will get hooked.

I don't see any girls with them.

I'm going to divorce Ergun. For sure! You'll see!

Can I say something?

Maybe there was a last minute change of the location of the funeral.

What? It can't happen? - Give me a break!

Sir, could you please switch off your mobile phone?

No problem, it's in the "take off" mode.

Look, he even arranged a ride.

Welcome.

Hello. To Adam and Eve Hotel, please.

Get in, guys. Come on.

Hurry up with the bags, son. I brought the boys here for vacation.

Welcome. Please.

Run, run, run! Excuse me!

Damn it!

Follow that black van in front of us.

I'm so excited! I always wanted to do this.

- Welcome. - Good boy.

Come on, guys.

God, I'm coming to you!

Gentlemen, are you ready for a tour around the world?

Didn't I tell you? - You are really starting to scare me.

Easy.

Let's go. Come on.

I'm starting to scare myself too.

Actually, I wouldn't cheat on Zeynep. But just in case, hold me back.

Don't worry, bro.

Go, go, go!

What's going on here?

Look at these girls. We look like damaged goods next to them.

Come on.

They're coming.

- What are they doing? - Come on.

- Hello. - Hello. Welcome.

- Do you have a free room? - Let me check right away.

We'd be glad if it was the adjoining room...

...to the gentlemen that were just here.

Gentlemen. The royal suite.

- Wow. - Wow.

Guys, really, all this was unnecessary.

When is my best friend going to have another bachelor's party?

- Hopefully never again. - Hug me!

- You did it again. - Yes, I did.

- Yigit, the suite looks nice. - Of course it does.

Cem? Don't worry, I got us a good bargain.

- Why do you have my credit card? - Don't be a penny-pincher.

- Then we should enjoy it. - Yes, we should.

It's amazing here. It's a great hotel for a honeymoon.

Why didn't they invite us to come?

Why would they? They have other plans in mind.

I can't believe what we're going through.

My husband, the father of my child, is in the next room...

...getting ready to cheat on me.

They couldn't even wait until nighttime. You will see!

Girls. Come on, let's go!

They're not waiting until tonight, they're already at the pool.

Hande.

Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

I'm Yigit, by the way. Hi.

Beat it.

I see.

As you can see, you were wrong, Didem. There aren't any girls.

Right. False alarm.

What difference does it make? After all, they lied to us.

- Right. - They haven't called us for hours.

They already have an excuse. That they're supposedly at the funeral!

Look at these idiots. And they're sunbathing!

And then they wonder how they got caught.

And they say that the women are evil.

They wouldn't admit that they're idiots, so we are the evil ones.

I have an idea.

Be quiet. - Wait, don't call.

Let's call altogether at the same time, so they panic.

Let's see what happens.

- I'm calling. - Me too.

Zeynep. Guys, Zeynep is calling.

Zeynep is calling, what are we going to do?

- Esra is calling too. - And so is Didem.

They felt it.

Man, these women are a nightmare.

They're all evil.

Gentlemen, even if they didn't sense anything...

...they will surely find out when we get back.

And why?

Because you're tanning like idiots.

Do you have a 50 factor?

I wonder what they're talking about. Come on, let's go.

I think we should tell the girls the truth.

What are you talking about? What are we going to say?

"We told you that we were going to a funeral but we felt bad for lying. "

What are you saying, Mert? - I can't say that.

She's extremely jealous these days. She'll never trust me again.

You guys are so whipped!

Look at yourselves after just one phone call.

They put a leash on you. "Sit! Sit! Get up! Get up!"

Do you have to report to them?

A Turkish man should be the one wearing the pants.

He doesn't wait for orders. If necessary, he'll smack her around.

- Dear God! - Ergun, calm down.

What are you talking about? Who is smacking who?

- Are we that weak? - Okay, I may have exaggerated a bit.

But if you call the girls now, they'll be here within an hour.

Gentlemen, please don't screw up the bachelor's party tonight.

- Bachelor's party? - Bachelor's party?

Please. Yes.

Guys, I'm going in the water.

Dude, I'm telling you, they felt it.

Cem, dude! How come you guys are so relaxed?

Guys, I'm going to call Didem.

Look at the time. She must have freaked out by now.

Cem is calling. What should I do?

Stay calm, answer the phone, don't give anything away.

Okay, wait.

Yes, my love? - How are you, honey?

Sorry, I wasn't able to call earlier. - That's understandable.

- What are you up to? - Not much. I'm at home.

Darling, I went to the pool with the girls. I'm so tired now.

What are you guys up to? - Well, we went to the funeral.

Now we're at Yigit's parents' house.

Darling, I think we'll be going to bed early tonight.

What's going on?

Nothing. It's just Yigit. We can't shut him up.

Oh, is that so? I'm so sorry for his loss. Anyway.

Alright, darling. Say hi to everyone for me.

Kiss you.

Shut up, man.

Be quiet, they're going to hear you.

What was that? God damn!

Gentlemen, there's something weird going on next door.

Whatever that guy is doing to that girl, I think we should do the same.

- I'll kill him! - Come here! Didem!

- Girls, girls! - Did you find anything out?

Yes, yes. The party is on the atrium floor.

And the concept is harem.

- What? Harem? - Yes.

Do you know what it means? Do you know what harem means?

It means a lot of pretty girls.

When are we leaving?

- Let's go. - I'm bored already.

I think they're leaving. Come on.

They're gone.

We have to sneak in to that party and see what they're doing.

Okay, but how?

Hande.

God damn. I'm really sorry.

You again?

I'm so sorry, man. We meet again.

It's my fault. What's up?

Get out of here! Are you trying to dick me around orwhat?

Dick? No, I've got nothing to do with dicks.

Well, I mean, I'm into women.

But of course, not your woman. I wouldn't even think of it.

Thank God. Where have you been?

Look, here's my woman. It was all a mix up.

Don't they look alike? Let me see.

No, absolutely not.

We're leaving then. I wish you dick-free days.

Where are you going, Hande?

Oh, God...

This place is amazing, Cem!

- Oh, Cem? - Gozde?

How are you? - Fine, and you?

Fine. What's up?

What would you like to drink?

- I'll take vodka too. - Two shots of vodka!

- Another round? - Sure.

Two more!

How's it?

- Another round? - Sure!

Two more!

- Another round? - Sure!

Send us two more!

Another round?

I get it, you're trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me.

Sure, sure.

Send us two more.

Why are you staring like you fell in love with me?

Like you fell in love with me?

Maybe because I fell in love with you? Can't it be?

What love? Love, he says!

That was great.

Let's go outside. - What?

- Let's go outside and get some air. - Sure.

Esra. Esra. Baby! Baby, where are you going?

Why should I listen to you? You are a dirty liar!

But I didn't lie to you.

I didn't even know that we were coming here.

Didem. Didem, listen to me. Didem!

Why should I listen to you? This is all your doing, isn't it?

So that you can cheat on me comfortably with Gozde.

Cheat on you? Look, Yigit came here for Hande.

I didn't even know that Gozde was going to be here.

Do you think I'm stupid?

Do you know how many books I've read about cheating?

I could write a thesis on this subject!

And he says he didn't know! Like I will fall for this!

I'm going to go crazy! - Didem!

Darling...

Don't even open your mouth Ergun, or I'll tear it apart. Shame on you.

But I wasn't going to cheat on you.

You were all over her, but you weren't going to cheat on me?

It's over. I'm going to divorce you. - But, darling...

Zeynep, Zeynep, darling. Please listen to me.

What happened?

Nothing, there are so many pebbles here.

They're pricking me, and I can't concentrate.

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Could you ease up on the biting?

It doesn't feel as good as women think it does.

Who's biting?

Are you okay?

- Is she not answering? - No.

- Mert is calling. - So is Ergun.

But I won't answer.

He can call as much as he wants, but I won't answer.

Why isn't anybody calling me?

She's going to leave me. And she won't let me see my child.

Man, I'm finished!

Esra isn't picking up, either.

Relax, dude. She'll call you back when she calms down.

That's how women work.

You think she can find a man better than you?

- He's still talking! - What have I done?

What else could you have done?

Because of you, we have all been dumped!

Really? I almost lost the little guy.

And all you guys are thinking about is being dumped.

It's over now. We had fun, and now we're back.

We all have things to do, come on.

It's over. I will never forgive him.

I'll divorce him quickly and take the kid too.

- When did you take that picture? - Well, I am a lawyer.

Who are you texting with? - I'm flipping on Cem.

What should I do? Keep it bottled up? Listen to my last message:

"I hope the movie doesn't get more than 10,000 viewers. "

That is the worst thing that could happen to him. Watch, you'll see.

Good thing we went out.

As if it mattered when we used to sit at home. They didn't appreciate it!

You're right.

Let's show them what it means to have fun.

- Turn the volume up. - Okay.

Louder! Oh, yeah!

He will see.

I will find someone new and get married as soon as possible.

I already made that mistake once. And I have a child.

I will never get married again.

And I will adopt a child. Do I have to get married?

- No, you don't. - No, you don't.

- Don't call her! - It's none of your business.

Why don't you go home already? You settled down here.

I can't leave. I have memories in this place.

The next song is from Cem to me.

And the next one would be from Mert to me.

And the next one from Ergun to you.

I don't want a song or anything else from him.

If I hadn't showed up there, he was going to cheat on me. Scumbag!

Yes! Dirtbag!

Liar! He'll never see my face again.

- Same here. - Same here.

Girls, I'm fed up. Enough is enough.

Are you nuts? You can't break up because of this.

People forgive far worse things.

As if there are a lot of decent men left on the market.

Zeynep!

Besides, the rule is:

I didn't see, I didn't hear, I don't know.

You have to play the fool and seek revenge secretly.

Do I have to teach you how to be a woman?

Let me tell you, if you continue to act like this, you'll end up alone.

Ergun! Ergun!

Okay, wait here. I'm going to get Zeynep for you, okay?

- Bring me my wife. - I will.

Could you keep an eye on him? - Bring me my wife!

Girls, do you think we overreacted?

- Shut up, Didem. - Shut up, Didem.

Shut up.

Zeynep.

Ergun is outside, all messed up. You might want to see him.

I better go see him.

Esra.

Babe. I'm sorry. Come on, please don't overdo it.

We are going to get married soon. Let's not ruin it now.

So am I the one who is ruining it? You are the one who lies!

Okay, babe. Come on, let's go, we'll talk at home.

There's nothing to talk about.

Zeynep. Darling, I promise, this will never happen again.

Please, let's go home. - No way.

Darling, I promise, this will never happen again.

- Mert! - Excuse me.

- Leave me alone. Mert! - Enough is enough!

I can't handle this! Come on, we're going home!

Act like a woman!

The more I stayed quiet, the more you walked all over me.

I'm your husband! Go, now! Go!

Okay, darling. Don't get angry.

And why hasn't Cem called me?

Give me my phone back.

Okay, man, here you go.

Call her as if you are the one who is guilty.

Beg on your knees, but you will never be in charge again.

Listen to me.

She'll come to her senses and come knocking at your door.

You really don't know women. You really don't.

You're depressing me.

You can't wait for him to call forever.

What should I do? Call him?

Of course not, use your tactics.

He has to feel as though he lost you.

How?

Yigit really knows about women.

I came to get my stuff.

Okay.

Wait, let me get them for you.

Instead of apologizing to me, she's leaving me.

- Yes, yes, I did as you said. - And did you make up?

No, he's inside right now, packing my stuff. He didn't even invite me in.

I can't believe it. He definitely has something going on with Gozde.

Listen, don't you dare let yourself go. Grab your stuff and leave.

And don't listen to his lies.

Didem, shouldn't we talk before we break up?

There's no need. Goodbye.

Damn you, Yigit! I was a fool for trusting you.

Mustafa?

What are you doing here?

I called Esra but couldn't reach her.

Her mother sent some things for her. And I brought them over.

She's not here right now. No problem, I'll take them.

I went to see Cem to make up with him.

And he gave me my stuff. Why do you think?

Because he has a thing with Gozde. What else could it be?

I'm so sorry.

I hate all men.

Don't just stand there, come in. Come on in.

Okay.

Could he have another reason for giving me my stuff back?

You know what?

In this case, did I leave him, or did he leave me?

What difference does it make?

It makes a huge difference, Mustafa. A huge difference!

I wasted a whole year on this man. Awhole year!

I'm going to cry again.

I'm not going to cry.

Could you pour me a drink? I'm not going to cry.

That's enough, you're going to get drunk.

I'm not going to cry.

And I don't get drunk.

I don't get drunk.

But you'll see. Watch and see.

He will come here. He will come back to me.

He's going to beg for my forgiveness.

You'll see! He'll come here, and beg for my forgiveness.

Okay.

I feel...

I feel nauseous.

- Okay. Come on, get up. - He'll come here. He'll come!

Dirty liar.

Didem! OK, calm down. Come. I got you.

It's okay, it's okay.

Didem, are you okay?

I'm coming in.

Didem, what are you doing?

- What? I'm taking a shower. - Come on, let's get out of here.

Go away!

Didem, stop that! Give me your hands.

Leave me alone.

Didem?

You should change. If you sleep with these wet clothes, you'll get sick.

I just want to sleep.

Come on, get up.

- I want to sleep. - You will sleep soon.

What? Am I the only one who broke up?

I don't want to show off, but it's like we are on our honeymoon again.

What? Didn't Didem come over to your house last night?

- Yes. But just to grab her stuff. - So why didn't you two make up?

I said, she came to grab her stuff. She dumped me.

You definitely don't know women.

Look, when a girl comes to grab her stuff after you broke up...

...this means "let's fight and then have make up sex".

- Does it really? - Yes.

Didn't you know that?

Even I knew that.

Damn!

Good morning.

Coffee?

What have I done?

You were really drunk. It can happen to anyone.

No problem. - What do you mean, no problem?

It was difficult to deal with you but...

Okay, stop! I don't want to hear it. I feel so ashamed.

You don't have to.

Don't worry, I didn't see anything. I had my eyes closed.

What a relief! I slept with you, but you didn't even look at me.

Didem, you misunderstood me.

I didn't misunderstand you! I made a mistake!

I was drunk and cheated on, okay?

My subconscious took revenge, not me. My subconscious.

It didn't happen, forget it. Forget it, it never happened!

Look, nothing happened last night, okay?

You were really drunk, you got in the showerwith your clothes on...

...and I had to change them. That's all.

Didem.

Could you forget about this conversation and...

...just drink your coffee please?

Yes?

Didem.

Is she home? - Yes.

Who are you?

I'm Esra's cousin. And...

...who are you?

You even made breakfast. Mustafa, you are the best.

Cem?

I can't find the spare key to my car. I came by to ask if you have it.

No, I don't.

Okay, I'll go then.

Okay.

Bye bye.

- Didem, don't do it. - You'll regret it.

No, I won't. I have others.

Look at what he's doing instead of apologizing. Scumbag.

He has taken a year from me! Awhole year!

But no. I won't make this mistake ever again.

If they don't propose in three months, I'll move on.

Next! Each minute is precious. My biological clock is ticking.

When will I become a mother? When will I have a baby?

- You're right. - Definitely.

I have to get over him.

"At the wrap party for the movie that they co-starred in...

...Cem Sezgin and Gozde Atasoy shared intimate moments...

...which raised question marks. " Shame on you.

Didem, enough. You've been reading the same thing...

...for the past two days and driving yourself crazy over it.

That's it.

You look great, bro. - Thank you.

- Cheers to happiness. - I hope you'll find it too.

That felt good.

Okay. Is the bride ready?

She looks gorgeous.

- You made a beautiful bride. - Really? I'm so excited.

Sweetheart, hopefully we'll see your wedding day too.

No, I'll pass. I've learned my lesson.

From now on, I don't want anything to do with men, or relationships...

...or dreams of marriage and all that.

I'm fine the way I am.

Right, baby girl? Come here.

Afterwe get through tonight, we'll be all better, right?

- It will hurt to see Cem, right? - Not at all. Why would it hurt?

I told you, I'm fine.

Alright, alright.

Well, well, well.

Look at my brother, man. You look so handsome.

Mert, listen to me.

You still have the chance to back out, even right now.

My car is downstairs with the engine running.

Just in case you back out.

- Yigit? - Yes?

It's too late.

So your mind is made up. Congratulations then.

Be happy.

Are you sure? - Yes.

Come on!

Dear God! I had no idea that you all wanted to get married so desperately!

Come on, come on! Are you ready?

Come on in.

What are you doing here?

- Open it. - For me?

What is this?

- It's the first picture of our baby. - What?

Isn't it wonderful?

I scored.

- Didem. - What kind of a man are you?

Have you no shame? You cheated on me...

...you ruined our relationship, and now you are parading around with her!

Cem? We are leaving.

Didem, did you guys get back together? I'm so happy for you.

Come on, my love, let's give them some privacy.

I'm sorry.

It's not a pair of earrings, is it?

Didem, I love your sense of humor.

I love you so much.

Will you marry me?

Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes!

I did it! I did it! I did it!

Honey!

- I did it! - Congratulations.