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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,718 - Jamie. 2 00:00:16,818 --> 00:00:18,018 - Jamie! - No! 3 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,253 - Jamie, no! 4 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,922 Jamie! 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,055 Jamie! Jamie! 6 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,591 - Please, no, don't do that, please. 7 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:24,592 Oh, my god! 8 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:25,660 - Jamie! 9 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,061 - Jamie! 10 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,964 - No! No! 11 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:31,733 Jamie! - Jamie, no! 12 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:32,767 - Jamie! 13 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,034 - Jamie. 14 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:58,225 - No. 15 00:00:58,325 --> 00:00:59,694 You gotta stay with me. 16 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:00,695 It's over. 17 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:01,963 We made it. 18 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,430 - I'm sorry. 19 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:04,398 - No. 20 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,800 No. 21 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,402 No. 22 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,772 No. 23 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,085 No. 24 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,166 - Miss, put the weapon down. 25 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:49,671 - Put your hands up. 26 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,982 - Jamie, can you tell us anything 27 00:03:01,082 --> 00:03:02,617 about what happened tonight? 28 00:03:02,717 --> 00:03:03,584 Who was that? 29 00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:04,686 Jamie. 30 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,358 Jamie, can you tell us anything about what 31 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:12,660 happened this evening? 32 00:03:24,172 --> 00:03:25,372 - Miss. 33 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:29,376 It's over. 34 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,693 - We're here on the scene of a brutal massacre, which 35 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:49,496 has left four people dead and a community rocked by grief. 36 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,600 What began as a Halloween party in this cabin in the woods 37 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,902 ended in a bloodbath, with police responding 38 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:59,507 to a call made by sole survivor identified as Jamie Lancaster. 39 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,576 It was outside this peaceful cabin 40 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:05,713 that Ms. Lancaster was taken into custody just moments ago, 41 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,281 leaving behind a harrowing mystery. 42 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,518 Police investigators are now combing the crime scene 43 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,888 for clues as to what really happened on this fateful 44 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:14,989 Halloween night. 45 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,506 I never thought the world would end 46 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:37,011 I thought our love could last 47 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,714 I'm sorry all the things I promised 48 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:44,519 Never came to pass 49 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,827 - Excuse me. 50 00:04:52,927 --> 00:04:55,563 - Miss, suspects are advised to refrain 51 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,699 from speaking until they have been formally processed 52 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,934 at the station. 53 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,969 - Suspect? 54 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,336 No, there's been a mistake. 55 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,806 I'm the victim. 56 00:05:11,212 --> 00:05:12,079 - What? 57 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:18,385 - Interview commencing 10:46 PM on Monday, the 31st of October. 58 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:23,191 Suspect's name is Jamie Lancaster, aged 32. 59 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:26,493 No previous record. 60 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:30,565 Ms. Lancaster, you are here because you've been arrested 61 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:33,868 on suspicion of mass murder. 62 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:35,570 - I didn't kill anyone. 63 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:36,771 - Mm-hmm. 64 00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:41,008 The bodies of four victims 65 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,678 were found at the crime scene. 66 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:46,346 All but one of them were eviscerated. 67 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,416 Two were even missing their heads. 68 00:05:52,787 --> 00:06:00,194 Jamie, I'm just here for the truth, 69 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:05,099 no matter how strange or bizarre it is. 70 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,433 OK? 71 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:12,807 - OK. 72 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,844 - What the hell was that? 73 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,079 - You just said-- 74 00:06:18,179 --> 00:06:22,415 - All right, let's just start from the beginning, OK? 75 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,219 Ah-- before the screaming. 76 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:26,453 - Got it. 77 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,108 - Hey. Ooh. 78 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:48,142 - Hey. 79 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,243 - You got a little-- 80 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:50,211 - Yeah. 81 00:06:50,311 --> 00:06:53,114 - A little-- you're welcome. 82 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:55,983 So was I right? 83 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:56,784 - About what? 84 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,753 - About you having fun tonight. 85 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:01,222 - Playing Spin the Bottle with your old college friends 86 00:07:01,322 --> 00:07:02,623 at a rundown cabin in the woods? 87 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,292 It's not exactly my ideal Halloween. 88 00:07:04,392 --> 00:07:05,492 - OK, sorry. 89 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,328 Then what's Jamie's ideal Halloween? 90 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,031 - Well, how about you and me-- 91 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,431 - Mm-hmm. 92 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:15,269 - --curled up on the sofa, pizza, plus some wine, 93 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:18,438 and a really shit low-budget horror movie? 94 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,540 - OK, yeah. 95 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,209 That does sound good to me. 96 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:24,745 - All right! 97 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,315 Listen up. 98 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:32,620 Firstly, thank you for coming and showing your beautiful 99 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,188 faces here tonight. 100 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:37,792 It has been too long since the old gang got back together. 101 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:40,061 - Fuck yeah! 102 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:44,398 - Secondly, thank you, Daniel, for bringing your rather 103 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:48,336 wonderful girlfriend, Jamie. 104 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:54,041 She really is perfect. 105 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,245 Now, on to the big reveal. 106 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:01,282 - Wait, what's going on? 107 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:02,850 - It's OK. It's OK. 108 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:03,851 It's cool. 109 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,387 - Just a little privacy so we can get on 110 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:11,125 to the real reason we're all here tonight. 111 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,307 - The Eldritch Blade. 112 00:08:26,407 --> 00:08:27,475 - Holy shit, Danny! 113 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,143 You actually pulled through! 114 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,578 - Hey, hey, be careful! 115 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:31,946 That's 500 years old. 116 00:08:32,046 --> 00:08:33,881 I need to return it to my guy at the university 117 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,517 first thing tomorrow morning-- without a scratch 118 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,551 is what he told me. 119 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,287 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 120 00:08:40,388 --> 00:08:41,655 - It looks kind of fake to me. 121 00:08:41,756 --> 00:08:45,026 Are you sure you didn't get duped again, Danny? 122 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,768 - Oh, it's the real thing. 123 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,006 Let's summon a monster! 124 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,107 - Seriously. 125 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,043 You're not telling me you actually went along 126 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:05,212 with all of this, right? 127 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,214 Fuck off. 128 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,786 - Ah! 129 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:39,080 - No, I'll pass. - Jamie-- 130 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,047 - No. - --come on. 131 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,248 - No. 132 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,184 - Daniel, it's fine. 133 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:51,759 Jamie has a different part to play. 134 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,329 - Wait, what do you mean? 135 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,633 - No! 136 00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:02,203 Daniel! 137 00:10:05,239 --> 00:10:06,107 No! 138 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,477 - No, Daniel! 139 00:10:09,578 --> 00:10:10,478 No! 140 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,647 No! 141 00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:22,223 - Sorry. 142 00:10:22,323 --> 00:10:23,424 One moment. 143 00:10:23,525 --> 00:10:24,391 Come in. 144 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,776 - Did I miss anything? 145 00:10:42,877 --> 00:10:45,012 - No, we were just getting to the good bit. 146 00:10:50,351 --> 00:10:52,386 Continue. 147 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,522 - As I was saying-- 148 00:10:53,622 --> 00:10:54,989 No! No! 149 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:55,789 No! 150 00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:04,158 - Help me! 151 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,385 - Daniel! 152 00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,087 - Run! 153 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,154 Run! 154 00:12:36,524 --> 00:12:40,027 - 999. 155 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:40,794 Hello? 156 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,134 Can anyone hear me? 157 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,235 Hello? 158 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,246 - Jamie? 159 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,782 - Time to send you back to hell, you ugly son of a bitch! 160 00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:04,411 - No. 161 00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:05,446 Stay with me. 162 00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:06,447 It's over. 163 00:14:06,548 --> 00:14:08,817 We made it. 164 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,784 - I'm sorry. 165 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:15,623 - OK. 166 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,458 I think we've heard enough. 167 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:18,425 - Wait, what? 168 00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:19,828 - We already know the rest. 169 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,296 No need to go over what happens next. 170 00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:23,230 - That's it? 171 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,199 - We've got everything we need. 172 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,034 - You said you wanted the truth. 173 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,069 I've told you what really happened. 174 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,237 - And it's a great story. 175 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:34,408 But it's not very original, though, is it? 176 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:35,777 - A cabin in the woods? 177 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,912 A ritual that summons some kind of monster which conveniently 178 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,347 disappeared. 179 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,983 Oh, and a chainsaw. 180 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:43,984 I mean, come on. 181 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,252 It's been done. 182 00:14:47,856 --> 00:14:49,724 - This isn't a fucking joke! 183 00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:55,896 Those people tried to kill me tonight. 184 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,633 Now they're all dead, torn apart by something 185 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:02,704 that I will have nightmares about until the day I die. 186 00:15:02,804 --> 00:15:07,941 And the man I love, he sacrificed 187 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:11,445 himself to save my life. 188 00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:14,248 If you don't believe me, then believe this. 189 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,249 Whatever power-- 190 00:15:16,718 --> 00:15:20,688 --brought that monster into our world is still out there. 191 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,957 More will come. 192 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:28,996 And if we don't stop it, we are all going to die. 193 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:40,542 - Oh? 194 00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:50,718 - I'll take it from here. 195 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,985 - Yes, ma'am. 196 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,609 - Can I get you a drink-- 197 00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,977 tea, coffee, anything? 198 00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:27,421 There are four dead, and the door was locked from the inside. 199 00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:31,960 You were covered from head to toe in blood. 200 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,162 Forensics have already confirmed matches to all 201 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:38,398 four of the victims. 202 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:41,703 And when our officers found you, you 203 00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:44,037 are holding the murder weapon 204 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,473 - No, no, I was just telling the others about-- 205 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:47,609 - It's OK, it's OK. 206 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:51,111 I believe you. 207 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,014 I believe you didn't mean to do this. 208 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,283 You lost control. 209 00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:02,489 Maybe it was a-- a mental break, or you smoked some wacky baccy. 210 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:08,630 Or maybe you thought those people in costumes 211 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,431 were actual monsters. 212 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:15,537 Either way, outside of an insanity plea, 213 00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:20,073 you are going to prison for a long time. 214 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:24,913 Now, how about that tea? 215 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,446 Two sugars? 216 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,149 - Fuck! 217 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,662 We're alone. 218 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,396 What's your name? 219 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,932 - Jamie. 220 00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:20,969 - Oh, that's a pretty name. 221 00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:23,605 I'm Big Jenny. 222 00:18:23,705 --> 00:18:26,975 And you wanna know why they call me Big Jenny? 223 00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:28,408 - No, thank you. 224 00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:29,176 - Oh! 225 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,913 Are you nervous, my little love? 226 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:33,915 No need to be nervous. 227 00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:35,984 Big Jenny will look after you. 228 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:02,010 - This can't be happening. 229 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,778 It can't be. 230 00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:05,245 - What's up with you? 231 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,447 - I'm in a jail cell charged for drunk and disorderly. 232 00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:11,919 My last night of freedom, and I'm locked up because of you! 233 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,087 - How is this my fault? 234 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,123 - You downed three bottles of vodka-- 235 00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,826 - --flashed your tits to the bar staff, and pissed in the corner. 236 00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:22,864 - When you gotta go, you gotta go. 237 00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,666 - It was a five-star restaurant! 238 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:25,900 - Not anymore. 239 00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:31,405 - This was the one night that was meant to be about me. 240 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,107 - Ugh. 241 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,475 It is always about you, love. 242 00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:37,779 Did you even consider what I wanted to do tonight? 243 00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:39,080 - It was my hen party! 244 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,480 - Yeah? 245 00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:43,885 Then why are you acting like such a fucking cock? 246 00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:44,919 - Yeah. 247 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,321 - Unbelievable. 248 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:52,927 - Hey, look. 249 00:19:56,698 --> 00:19:57,699 Oi. 250 00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:02,003 What's your name? 251 00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:03,270 - Jamie. 252 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,208 - Cristy, this is Jamie. 253 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,209 - Hi, Jamie. 254 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,243 I'm Crystal. 255 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,680 This is Chelsea. 256 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:18,519 And that fucking mess over there is Ruth. 257 00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:19,486 - Oh. 258 00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:21,789 Hello. 259 00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:28,696 - And who's that? 260 00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:30,031 - Forget about her. 261 00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:33,935 She's just an ungrateful bitch! 262 00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:37,038 So, what are you in here for then? 263 00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,639 - Multiple homicide. 264 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,645 Excuse me, Officer. 265 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:45,780 - Oh, it's Dennis. 266 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,648 And we're not really supposed 267 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:51,052 to talk to the suspects, so yeah. 268 00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:52,452 - I need to talk to your boss. 269 00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:53,888 - Look, I-- I can't really-- 270 00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:55,957 - We are all in danger. 271 00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:01,896 You need to let me out there. 272 00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:02,997 Please. 273 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,236 - Look, whatever happened to you, whatever you did, 274 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,804 You're safe now. 275 00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:12,573 You're in a building full of highly trained professionals. 276 00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:15,375 You're protected by the finest parts of British steel. 277 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:19,479 And as a last line of defense, you have me. 278 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,748 Nothing gets past me-- 279 00:21:20,848 --> 00:21:21,749 - Wahahaha! 280 00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:23,050 Yeah, ho ho! 281 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,720 - Get off me! 282 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:26,821 Wanker! 283 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:34,095 - Making friends with the criminals are we again? 284 00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:37,799 You know this one's a murderer, right? 285 00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:40,433 Oh, she didn't tell you. 286 00:21:40,535 --> 00:21:42,637 Oh, that's right. 287 00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:46,240 It's because she didn't kill anyone. 288 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,810 It was the monsters. 289 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,477 You think appealing to his good nature 290 00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:53,247 is going to get you out of here. 291 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,883 - Well, how about I show you my good nature? 292 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:56,884 - Oof! 293 00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,967 Sergeant. 294 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,036 Constable, report. 295 00:22:15,136 --> 00:22:17,972 - Everyone's been processed, all the paperwork is being filed, 296 00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:20,107 and all the personal effects have been properly 297 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,843 stored and cataloged. I'm done. 298 00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:22,844 Can I go to the party? 299 00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:24,312 - Absolutely not. 300 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,847 You're still working off your punishment 301 00:22:25,947 --> 00:22:27,815 for having failed your driving test again. 302 00:22:27,915 --> 00:22:29,416 - I would have passed if it wasn't 303 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:30,852 for that maniac who cut me off. 304 00:22:30,952 --> 00:22:33,420 - Yes, and they still haven't got that poor kid's bike 305 00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:35,256 out from under the wheel arch. 306 00:22:36,324 --> 00:22:37,658 - Tough luck, mate. 307 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:39,727 - Yes, well, everything seems to be in order here. 308 00:22:39,827 --> 00:22:49,337 Now, if you don't mind, I have a party to go to. 309 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,441 - Don't worry too much, mate. 310 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:57,211 I have the perfect job just for you. 311 00:23:12,593 --> 00:23:14,394 - You don't have to do that. 312 00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:16,731 Ah! 313 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:19,934 - You know the drill, boys. 314 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:30,177 Well, if it isn't the Brothers Grimm. 315 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,345 - Oh, hey, Casey. 316 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,613 Whoa! 317 00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:35,683 Hey. 318 00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:37,484 I heard you needed some assistance. 319 00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:38,619 - Yeah, what do you need? 320 00:23:38,719 --> 00:23:40,221 I'm up for anything-- spitballing 321 00:23:40,321 --> 00:23:43,490 ideas, formulating motives, testing theories. 322 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,762 - Mopping up. 323 00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:51,565 - Mm-mm-mm 324 00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:58,072 Ooh! 325 00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,207 - Don't even think about it! 326 00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:01,709 - Oh, yeah, thanks. 327 00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,277 - I had to confiscate the whole lot from last month's 328 00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:04,345 Renaissance fair. 329 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,746 - Wait, this is actually real? 330 00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:07,949 - Razor sharp, so I'd appreciate it 331 00:24:08,049 --> 00:24:10,084 if you don't spill any more blood on my floor. 332 00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:13,321 - Speaking of which, uh, maybe you should get to it. 333 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:14,755 - Wanker. 334 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:20,394 - So, these are the victims of the monster? 335 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:23,463 Well, the only monsters I know are the ones 336 00:24:23,564 --> 00:24:25,299 I put behind bars every day. 337 00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:35,443 - Now, if you really want to help me, 338 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:38,079 this is the most interesting piece of evidence. 339 00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:39,680 - Oh! 340 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:42,650 Wait, whoa is this the thing she was making all the fuss about? 341 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:46,320 - Dennis has a thing for the homicidal brunette in cell 3. 342 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:48,656 - Well, your new girlfriend said this thing 343 00:24:48,756 --> 00:24:50,257 was used to summon a monster. 344 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,258 - Huh. 345 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,793 Well, I read the transcript. 346 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,229 Isn't this meant to be some kind of sword or something? 347 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:56,597 - Well, 348 00:24:58,899 --> 00:25:01,702 It's some kind of a five-symbol combination lock. 349 00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:07,274 The only problem is, there's about 45,000 potential 350 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:08,542 combinations. 351 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:11,212 - That is one hell of a bike lock. 352 00:25:11,312 --> 00:25:14,715 - But it's not unsolvable. 353 00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:17,985 The symbols are a match for an ancient hieroglyphic writing 354 00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:19,353 system. 355 00:25:19,453 --> 00:25:22,323 Just like those found in the tomb of a long dead civilization 356 00:25:22,423 --> 00:25:24,125 from ancient Mesopotamia. 357 00:25:24,225 --> 00:25:25,326 - That checks out. 358 00:25:25,426 --> 00:25:26,994 - You lost me at hieroglyphics. 359 00:25:27,094 --> 00:25:28,329 - It's odd. 360 00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:31,899 The entire civilization was wiped out about 4,000 BC. 361 00:25:31,999 --> 00:25:33,734 It's a fascinating culture, though. 362 00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:35,069 - Huh. 363 00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:36,804 - They actually worship a deity from beyond our plane 364 00:25:36,904 --> 00:25:39,740 of existence, one which they prophesied would bring 365 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,275 about the end of the world. 366 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:44,378 Oh, there's even some modern-day cults based on this stuff 367 00:25:44,478 --> 00:25:47,348 - Yeah, one filled with mummy's boys and basement dwellers, 368 00:25:47,448 --> 00:25:48,416 I bet. 369 00:25:49,784 --> 00:25:51,285 So have you got the combination or not? 370 00:25:51,385 --> 00:25:53,854 - Well, I've built a database from all the available source 371 00:25:53,954 --> 00:25:56,223 material, and I'm running a decryption program. 372 00:25:56,323 --> 00:25:59,528 That should identify the most likely combination of symbols. 373 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:01,062 - Oh, that will unlock this thing? 374 00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,063 - Mm-hmm. 375 00:26:02,163 --> 00:26:03,597 - Monsters or not, that thing screams 376 00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:07,701 do not open in a demonic end of days kind of way. 377 00:26:07,802 --> 00:26:11,338 - So I'm going to head to the party. 378 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:14,075 Rumor is there's going to be cake. 379 00:26:14,175 --> 00:26:18,179 I thought maybe you'd want to come with me? 380 00:26:18,279 --> 00:26:19,947 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 381 00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:21,749 See you later. 382 00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,417 - You won't regret it. 383 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:57,284 - You wanted to sign off on the evidence from that drug bust 384 00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,520 last week. - Oh, thanks. 385 00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:00,087 Just leave it there. 386 00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:02,389 - It turns out they were cutting the stuff with baking soda. 387 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,158 Greedy bastards. 388 00:27:04,258 --> 00:27:06,827 Great for cookie, though. 389 00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:08,696 - How did he get to this? 390 00:27:11,132 --> 00:27:14,569 She was someone's baby girl once. 391 00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:18,939 You do everything you 392 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:22,511 can to set them on the right path. 393 00:27:22,611 --> 00:27:28,849 But in the end, all you can do is hope they turn out OK. 394 00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:30,519 - Your boys are good kids. 395 00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:32,386 They've got a good mum. 396 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:33,687 Tough act to follow. 397 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,359 Ain't just them boys that need your love. 398 00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:39,426 We all do. 399 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:47,701 - Surprise! 400 00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:53,941 - You do know it isn't my retirement for another month? 401 00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:56,611 - Well, we only had the budget for one part of this quarter. 402 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:59,614 It was a toss-up between Halloween and Christmas. 403 00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:21,302 - Gov told me to take over. 404 00:28:21,402 --> 00:28:22,436 Go and enjoy the party. 405 00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:23,704 - Yes, mate. 406 00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:27,875 - Just make sure that they save me a slice of-- 407 00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:32,246 --cake. 408 00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:36,717 - He's back. 409 00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:38,185 Rent-a-cop. 410 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:50,632 - Help! 411 00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,299 Help, she's not breathing! 412 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:53,734 - No. 413 00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,637 - Get over here! 414 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:57,171 Fucking get over here! 415 00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:57,972 Please! 416 00:28:58,072 --> 00:28:59,574 Fucking please! - Oh, shit. 417 00:28:59,674 --> 00:29:00,841 Uh-- 418 00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:03,678 - Come on! Hurry! 419 00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:08,015 Fucking get over here! 420 00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:09,383 Please! 421 00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:10,784 - Stand back. 422 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:11,885 - Please hurry. 423 00:29:11,986 --> 00:29:15,089 She's not breathing. 424 00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:16,357 - Hey! 425 00:29:16,457 --> 00:29:17,358 Hey! 426 00:29:20,995 --> 00:29:23,397 Can you just stop it? 427 00:29:23,497 --> 00:29:25,099 If you stop it now, then I'll-- 428 00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:26,100 - Oh, woo! 429 00:29:28,503 --> 00:29:29,770 - Can you just-- 430 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:30,771 I need the keys. 431 00:29:30,871 --> 00:29:31,740 - Ruth, come on! 432 00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:32,973 Catch! - Ruth? 433 00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:34,808 Ruth, is it? Give me the keys, please. 434 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:35,976 - Ruth, now! 435 00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:36,977 - Ruth, if you do this, we'll just 436 00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:38,112 forget the whole thing happened. 437 00:29:38,212 --> 00:29:39,246 - Ruth, give me the fucking keys! 438 00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:43,984 Fucking hell, Ruth! 439 00:29:44,084 --> 00:29:47,555 You really are useless. 440 00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:50,725 - What do you think you're doing? 441 00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:52,594 - I'm getting the keys. 442 00:29:52,694 --> 00:29:54,061 - You better not be trying to escape. 443 00:29:54,161 --> 00:29:56,363 - That wouldn't really help my case, now, would it? 444 00:29:56,463 --> 00:30:02,836 Besides, like you said, whether anyone believes me or not, 445 00:30:02,936 --> 00:30:04,838 I'm safe now. 446 00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:07,308 I don't plan on running. 447 00:30:07,408 --> 00:30:10,010 - Well, I don't believe in monsters. 448 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:13,180 But for what it's worth, I believe you. 449 00:30:14,281 --> 00:30:15,750 - Careful, Romeo. 450 00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:17,585 You know, she's a killer. 451 00:30:17,686 --> 00:30:20,220 - Besides, we've almost finished decoding the combination 452 00:30:20,321 --> 00:30:22,089 on that cool dagger we found in the cabin. 453 00:30:22,189 --> 00:30:25,159 We'll know the truth soon enough. 454 00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:25,959 - What? 455 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:27,762 - Uh, the keys? 456 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,029 Forget what I just said. 457 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,364 Get back to getting the keys. 458 00:30:30,464 --> 00:30:32,567 - You can't be messing around with that thing. 459 00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:33,668 - Forget what I just said. 460 00:30:33,768 --> 00:30:35,637 The keys-- let's get back to that. 461 00:30:35,737 --> 00:30:37,338 - You have to stop them. - How? 462 00:30:37,438 --> 00:30:39,541 - Better than watching one of my soaps, sis. 463 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:43,511 - Wait. 464 00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:44,746 What are you talking about? 465 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:45,879 - The Eldritch Blade. 466 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:47,582 It's a dagger or sword. 467 00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:49,183 I don't know what it is. 468 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:52,319 But it summoned a monster that killed everyone at the cabin. 469 00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:53,420 - Whoa, whoa, slow down. 470 00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:55,155 We're just trying to figure out how it works. 471 00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:57,625 Nobody's going to open it until we know what it is. 472 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:08,603 Hmm. 473 00:31:15,643 --> 00:31:16,877 Hmm. 474 00:31:16,977 --> 00:31:19,913 Fucking-- 475 00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:24,519 Oh. 476 00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:33,927 - For she's a jolly good fellow 477 00:31:34,027 --> 00:31:36,564 For she's a jolly good fellow 478 00:31:36,664 --> 00:31:39,801 For she's a jolly good fellow 479 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,935 Which nobody can deny 480 00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:43,937 Which nobody can deny 481 00:31:44,037 --> 00:31:45,874 Which nobody can deny 482 00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:48,142 For she's a jolly good fellow 483 00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:49,677 For she's a jolly good fellow 484 00:31:50,812 --> 00:31:51,945 For she's a jolly good fellow-- 485 00:31:52,045 --> 00:31:53,313 - You were this nutter 486 00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:56,183 - And I thought I was the one that was hammered. 487 00:31:57,519 --> 00:31:59,554 - To anyone who's listening, you have to help us. 488 00:31:59,654 --> 00:32:01,623 We are all in danger. 489 00:32:01,723 --> 00:32:02,824 - Dennis? 490 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:03,957 What's going on? 491 00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:05,993 - Uh, nothing, Larry. 492 00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:07,896 We're all fine down here. 493 00:32:07,995 --> 00:32:08,962 Thanks. 494 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:10,397 How are you? 495 00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:11,331 - Coming back. 496 00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:13,033 - No, there's no need to come back! 497 00:32:15,804 --> 00:32:16,704 Larry? 498 00:32:16,805 --> 00:32:18,439 - Ooh. 499 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,842 He's in trouble now. 500 00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:23,110 - For she's a jolly good fellow 501 00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:25,245 For she's a jolly good fellow 502 00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:28,850 For she's a jolly good fellow 503 00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:30,852 Which nobody can deny 504 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,887 Which nobody can deny 505 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,689 Which nobody can deny 506 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:42,996 Say all of us 507 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:46,601 So say all of us 508 00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:01,448 - Ouch! 509 00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:26,373 - Is this an earthquake? 510 00:33:32,246 --> 00:33:35,349 - I don't like this! 511 00:33:40,454 --> 00:33:41,421 - Ah! 512 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:48,696 What do we do? 513 00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:51,064 - It's already too late. 514 00:34:30,672 --> 00:34:32,072 - Are you OK? 515 00:34:32,172 --> 00:34:34,141 - I think so. 516 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:35,810 Is everybody all right? 517 00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:37,377 - I think I banged my head. 518 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,183 Get away from me! 519 00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:49,423 - Big Jenny all right? 520 00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:59,801 - Hey, you all right over there? 521 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:05,138 I'll take that as a yes. 522 00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:11,779 Uh, what was that? 523 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:24,592 Ah! 524 00:35:24,692 --> 00:35:25,560 - Sorry. 525 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:28,428 - This is Officer Larry. 526 00:35:28,529 --> 00:35:29,831 We lost power in the holding cells. 527 00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:30,865 Come in. 528 00:35:34,102 --> 00:35:35,603 Can someone please-- ah! 529 00:35:35,703 --> 00:35:36,604 Ah! 530 00:35:39,907 --> 00:35:41,441 - Larry? 531 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:42,944 Larry? 532 00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:46,014 - Can't see a fucking thing. 533 00:35:58,593 --> 00:36:00,494 Help. 534 00:36:00,595 --> 00:36:01,863 Help me. 535 00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:02,864 Oh, god. 536 00:36:10,905 --> 00:36:12,640 - H-- help me. 537 00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:13,641 - Larry! 538 00:36:13,741 --> 00:36:16,209 - Shh. 539 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:25,019 - What are you doing? 540 00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:26,353 - Shh. 541 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:27,689 I think it's blind. 542 00:36:28,823 --> 00:36:32,627 If we all stay quiet, maybe we can-- 543 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,518 - Help. 544 00:37:05,927 --> 00:37:08,228 Help me. 545 00:37:31,786 --> 00:37:32,687 - Open up. 546 00:37:32,787 --> 00:37:33,755 Open up! 547 00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:49,604 - There's an emergency fire axe under the desk! 548 00:38:40,822 --> 00:38:42,557 Believe me now? 549 00:38:42,657 --> 00:38:43,323 - Oh. 550 00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:50,231 - That was amazing. 551 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:52,099 - More like fucking incredible. 552 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,969 You just dropped your way out of a giant fucking slug. 553 00:38:55,069 --> 00:38:56,771 - Yeah, and I threw up again. 554 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:05,445 - I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 555 00:39:05,546 --> 00:39:06,681 - None of us did. 556 00:39:06,781 --> 00:39:07,915 Why would we? 557 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:11,886 No offense, but you did sound like a natural nutter. 558 00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:13,654 - Guv? 559 00:39:13,754 --> 00:39:15,590 Melvin? 560 00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:17,124 Anyone? 561 00:39:17,225 --> 00:39:18,726 Shit. 562 00:39:18,826 --> 00:39:22,096 - Well, that's just fucking brilliant. 563 00:39:22,196 --> 00:39:23,331 Cheers for that, love. 564 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:25,766 - She literally just saved your life. 565 00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,001 - Don't you start. 566 00:39:27,101 --> 00:39:28,970 None of us would even be here if it wasn't for you 567 00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,071 and your fucking wedding. 568 00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:32,273 - That's not true. 569 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:33,875 - Adults are talking. 570 00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:36,310 Go find your bucket. 571 00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:37,812 - There's strength in numbers. 572 00:39:37,912 --> 00:39:40,648 There's the entire local police force upstairs. 573 00:39:40,748 --> 00:39:42,350 We need to go and find reinforcements. 574 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:46,520 - And get eaten by another one of those things? 575 00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,022 Nah, I don't think so. 576 00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:49,056 We're staying here. 577 00:39:49,156 --> 00:39:50,224 - You're so smart, babe. 578 00:39:50,324 --> 00:39:51,424 - Ruth? 579 00:39:51,525 --> 00:39:52,960 - Actually, I was going to go-- 580 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:53,928 - Now. 581 00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:55,196 - OK. 582 00:39:55,296 --> 00:39:56,697 - Ruth, you don't actually have to go. 583 00:39:56,797 --> 00:39:57,798 - Shh. 584 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,570 - All right, this isn't getting us anywhere. 585 00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:03,571 Can we just please-- 586 00:40:03,671 --> 00:40:05,273 - Oh, here he goes. 587 00:40:05,373 --> 00:40:08,009 Officer Sexy thinks he's in charge. 588 00:40:08,109 --> 00:40:09,977 - Now wait a minute. I'm just trying to-- 589 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,078 - Give it a rest, Crystal. 590 00:40:11,178 --> 00:40:12,346 He's just trying to help. 591 00:40:12,445 --> 00:40:13,915 - Trying to help? Like he helped-- 592 00:40:14,015 --> 00:40:15,082 - Yeah, trying to help. 593 00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:16,817 Like I've even come across anything like it-- 594 00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:17,852 - Oh, you shut up. 595 00:40:17,952 --> 00:40:20,221 - --train for this at the Academy. 596 00:40:20,321 --> 00:40:21,689 - Listen to me! 597 00:40:21,789 --> 00:40:23,456 I have already survived this thing once, 598 00:40:23,557 --> 00:40:26,193 and I have every fucking intention of doing it again. 599 00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:28,129 Dennis is right. 600 00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:30,197 We cannot do this on our own. 601 00:40:30,298 --> 00:40:34,501 We need to find the others, get our hands on the Eldritch Blade, 602 00:40:34,602 --> 00:40:38,471 and send these fucking monsters back to hell. 603 00:40:43,911 --> 00:40:46,714 - Little kitty's got a scratch. 604 00:40:46,814 --> 00:40:54,188 But if you want to fight a monster, you need a monster. 605 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:56,657 - Um, sorry. 606 00:40:56,757 --> 00:41:02,263 We'll be fine without you on this, OK? 607 00:41:02,363 --> 00:41:05,099 - Little pig, little pig. 608 00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:06,200 - Unnecessary. 609 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,467 - Are you sure? 610 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:11,539 - What do you guys think? 611 00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:12,673 - I think he could be useful. 612 00:41:12,773 --> 00:41:13,975 I mean, he looks strong. 613 00:41:14,075 --> 00:41:15,276 - He looks dangerous. 614 00:41:15,376 --> 00:41:16,377 What's he even here for? 615 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:17,645 - I don't know. 616 00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:19,246 But he's got a bad reputation around here. 617 00:41:19,347 --> 00:41:21,549 - Then he should stay locked up. 618 00:41:21,649 --> 00:41:23,150 - I don't know. 619 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,484 - You should let him out. 620 00:41:24,585 --> 00:41:26,387 He can't be any worse than what's outside. 621 00:41:28,356 --> 00:41:29,256 - OK. 622 00:41:44,205 --> 00:41:45,206 - Your weapon. 623 00:42:03,157 --> 00:42:04,125 - Son of a bitch. 624 00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:14,068 - Maybe he's gone to get help! 625 00:42:14,168 --> 00:42:15,269 - Please come back. 626 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,442 - No! 627 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:22,443 Stop! 628 00:42:37,526 --> 00:42:39,427 - What the fuck? 629 00:43:00,481 --> 00:43:02,383 Ah! 630 00:43:02,483 --> 00:43:06,020 Help me. 631 00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:55,236 - How much further? 632 00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:01,775 - Dennis. 633 00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:03,777 - Sorry, sorry, I was just still thinking about-- 634 00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:05,713 - It even ate him whole. - I know, right? 635 00:44:05,813 --> 00:44:07,381 In one bite. - Didn't even touch his sides. 636 00:44:08,482 --> 00:44:09,483 - Guys, focus. 637 00:44:09,584 --> 00:44:10,818 - Yeah, sorry. 638 00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:13,721 The office is over here. 639 00:44:21,929 --> 00:44:23,464 No. 640 00:44:23,565 --> 00:44:24,765 Ugh. 641 00:44:27,234 --> 00:44:28,202 What the-- 642 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:43,317 - No. 643 00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:44,318 This was a mistake. 644 00:44:44,418 --> 00:44:45,319 We have to hide. 645 00:44:45,419 --> 00:44:47,154 We have to-- 646 00:44:51,759 --> 00:44:53,027 - Melvin? 647 00:44:53,127 --> 00:44:54,128 - Ow. 648 00:44:58,399 --> 00:44:59,400 Thanks for that. 649 00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:06,941 You can come out now. 650 00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:15,916 - Governor, you're OK! 651 00:45:16,016 --> 00:45:17,985 - Why are the detainees out of their cells? 652 00:45:18,085 --> 00:45:19,654 - Oh, oh, we were attacked. 653 00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:21,055 Jamie saved our lives. 654 00:45:21,155 --> 00:45:23,257 - Well, I'm glad you're OK, but we 655 00:45:23,357 --> 00:45:25,426 need to remain in control of the situation. 656 00:45:26,561 --> 00:45:27,728 - Ah! 657 00:45:35,336 --> 00:45:38,540 - With all due respect, this isn't like anything 658 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,174 you've dealt with before. 659 00:45:40,274 --> 00:45:43,010 - Well, ain't that the fucking understatement of the century. 660 00:45:43,110 --> 00:45:45,946 - Sergeant, we need to keep a level head. 661 00:45:46,046 --> 00:45:47,716 - You saw what it did to them. 662 00:45:47,815 --> 00:45:51,352 Simmons, Davis, and Gordon. 663 00:45:51,452 --> 00:45:52,520 - Bob. 664 00:45:52,621 --> 00:45:54,154 Bob. Did they get Bob? 665 00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:54,922 What about Bob? 666 00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:57,491 - You're standing on him! 667 00:45:57,592 --> 00:45:58,627 - Oh, yeah. 668 00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:02,196 - What did this? 669 00:46:02,296 --> 00:46:07,201 - So much screaming and so much frosting! 670 00:46:07,301 --> 00:46:09,270 - Sorry, did you just say frosting? 671 00:46:19,246 --> 00:46:21,115 - Oh, fuck! 672 00:46:22,216 --> 00:46:24,084 Oh! 673 00:46:30,491 --> 00:46:31,792 - Walter, no! 674 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:45,406 - Oh, no. 675 00:46:45,507 --> 00:46:46,373 Hey! 676 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:49,376 No! 677 00:46:59,788 --> 00:47:01,288 Oh! 678 00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:09,597 - Take this! 679 00:47:17,905 --> 00:47:19,273 - Did anybody else see the-- 680 00:47:19,373 --> 00:47:20,374 - Monster cake? 681 00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:21,342 Yeah. 682 00:47:21,442 --> 00:47:22,376 - Oh, good. 683 00:47:22,476 --> 00:47:23,977 It wasn't just me then. 684 00:47:24,078 --> 00:47:26,280 - 90% baking soda. 685 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:29,784 Thank god for shitty drug dealers. 686 00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:39,426 - So the blade emerged after they turned these dials. 687 00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:42,731 That's when the monster showed up and the whole nightmare 688 00:47:42,831 --> 00:47:44,331 dimension thingy outside. 689 00:47:44,431 --> 00:47:46,066 - But you used it to get rid of them, 690 00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:47,535 if I have everything right. 691 00:47:47,635 --> 00:47:49,136 - My boyfriend did. 692 00:47:49,236 --> 00:47:52,206 He changed the combination, stabbed the monster, and poof, 693 00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,941 everything went back to normal. 694 00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:55,876 - Did you see the combination? 695 00:47:58,747 --> 00:48:00,114 - Casey. 696 00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:02,082 - Yeah, yeah, she was decoding it on the computer. 697 00:48:02,182 --> 00:48:04,519 Maybe the answer's there. 698 00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:05,787 - Then that's the plan. 699 00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:11,826 I say we take the fight to these bastards, 700 00:48:11,925 --> 00:48:13,961 grab whatever weapons we have, and go 701 00:48:14,061 --> 00:48:16,564 batshit crazy on their asses. 702 00:48:19,133 --> 00:48:20,602 - How much sugar did she put in that? 703 00:48:20,702 --> 00:48:22,136 - I don't think that was sugar. 704 00:48:24,773 --> 00:48:26,373 - Oh. 705 00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:27,609 - All right. 706 00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:31,178 We are going to fight our way to the forensics lab, 707 00:48:31,278 --> 00:48:35,015 get the dagger, and put an end to this nightmare. 708 00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:40,120 You're not the final girl anymore, Jamie. 709 00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:43,190 This time, we all survive. 710 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:51,833 - Let us take this one, boss. 711 00:48:59,406 --> 00:49:02,409 I guess you aren't kids anymore. 712 00:49:02,510 --> 00:49:03,377 - Don't worry, Mum. 713 00:49:03,477 --> 00:49:04,646 We still need you. 714 00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:07,782 You're gonna be with us every step of the way 715 00:49:07,882 --> 00:49:11,251 - Melvin, look after your brother. 716 00:49:11,351 --> 00:49:13,120 There are weapons in the lab. 717 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,389 Protect yourselves. 718 00:49:15,489 --> 00:49:16,791 Stay safe. 719 00:49:16,891 --> 00:49:19,259 - Don't worry. 720 00:49:19,359 --> 00:49:20,327 We got this. 721 00:49:24,064 --> 00:49:25,132 - We don't got this! 722 00:49:25,232 --> 00:49:26,366 We don't got this! 723 00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:27,735 - Run, Preston! 724 00:49:27,836 --> 00:49:29,704 - No, not yet. 725 00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:45,219 - Be ready. 726 00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:48,623 Who knows what could be waiting for us inside? 727 00:49:48,723 --> 00:49:49,958 On three. 728 00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:53,327 1, 2, 3. 729 00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:59,132 - Oh. 730 00:49:59,233 --> 00:50:01,703 - Well, look who decided to finally show up. 731 00:50:01,803 --> 00:50:03,470 - Chelsea! 732 00:50:03,571 --> 00:50:04,873 You still alive. 733 00:50:04,973 --> 00:50:06,574 - Blair, you're OK. 734 00:50:06,674 --> 00:50:09,109 - Sit. 735 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:11,211 - I'm glad you're OK, Ruth. 736 00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:13,815 - No thanks to you, leaving us to rot in that cell. 737 00:50:13,915 --> 00:50:15,082 - You demanded to stay in there! 738 00:50:15,182 --> 00:50:16,751 Look, this isn't gonna to us anywhere. 739 00:50:16,851 --> 00:50:18,418 Where's Casey? - Who? 740 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,789 - Labcoat, goggles, has this cute, nerdy thing going on. 741 00:50:21,890 --> 00:50:23,992 - We haven't seen her. 742 00:50:24,091 --> 00:50:25,994 Oh, hi, I'm Ruth. 743 00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:27,529 - Hi, Ruth. 744 00:50:27,629 --> 00:50:29,396 I'm Melvin. 745 00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:31,533 - Hi Melvin. 746 00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:32,867 Are you OK? 747 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:34,536 - I am now. 748 00:50:34,636 --> 00:50:35,502 - What? 749 00:50:35,603 --> 00:50:36,538 - Really? 750 00:50:36,638 --> 00:50:37,805 Really? 751 00:50:37,906 --> 00:50:40,909 - Where's the Eldritch Blade? 752 00:50:41,009 --> 00:50:42,810 - It was right here. 753 00:50:42,911 --> 00:50:45,013 - We've got another problem. 754 00:50:45,112 --> 00:50:47,515 Looks like someone smashed up the computer. 755 00:50:47,615 --> 00:50:50,518 - Oh, what the fuck are we gonna do now? 756 00:50:50,618 --> 00:50:51,753 - Ugh! 757 00:50:51,853 --> 00:50:52,787 - Hey, let me take a look. 758 00:50:52,887 --> 00:50:54,087 - I'm fine! 759 00:50:56,123 --> 00:50:57,291 Sorry. 760 00:50:57,391 --> 00:51:01,428 We were just so close. 761 00:51:01,529 --> 00:51:03,598 - Um, excuse me. 762 00:51:03,698 --> 00:51:05,700 I can probably fix that. 763 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,267 The motherboard seems intact. 764 00:51:07,367 --> 00:51:09,704 I just need to repair some of the ATX cables 765 00:51:09,804 --> 00:51:11,104 and then reseat the RAM module. 766 00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:12,574 And a simple bios flash should be 767 00:51:12,674 --> 00:51:15,043 able to restore whatever software was already running. 768 00:51:15,142 --> 00:51:16,578 - Ruth, how do you know all this? 769 00:51:16,678 --> 00:51:20,414 - Oh, I have a master's in computer engineering. 770 00:51:20,515 --> 00:51:21,415 - Nerd. 771 00:51:28,022 --> 00:51:29,389 - Then there's still a chance. 772 00:51:39,399 --> 00:51:42,570 - Ready to fuck shit up? 773 00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:44,572 - Hell, yes. 774 00:51:44,672 --> 00:51:46,206 - We'll go find your friend Casey. 775 00:51:46,306 --> 00:51:48,375 With any luck, she'll still have the Eldritch Blade. 776 00:51:48,475 --> 00:51:50,444 - And if she doesn't have your weird dagger thingy? 777 00:51:50,545 --> 00:51:52,046 - Oh, either way, we'll find it. 778 00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:53,047 - Ah! 779 00:51:55,650 --> 00:51:57,451 - Blair, you stay here with Ruth. 780 00:51:57,552 --> 00:52:00,788 Protect that computer at all costs. 781 00:52:09,429 --> 00:52:11,398 - Who put her in charge? 782 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:12,867 - Shut the fuck up, Chelsea. 783 00:52:15,502 --> 00:52:17,204 - Are you sure you wouldn't have been safer 784 00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,706 staying with the others? 785 00:52:18,806 --> 00:52:19,774 - Mum! 786 00:52:21,976 --> 00:52:22,910 - Don't worry. 787 00:52:23,011 --> 00:52:25,513 These guys bro with him. 788 00:52:25,613 --> 00:52:28,082 - Ah! 789 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,884 - That doesn't fill me with confidence. 790 00:52:36,323 --> 00:52:39,127 - You did it! 791 00:52:39,226 --> 00:52:40,128 You're amazing! 792 00:52:43,831 --> 00:52:44,699 - Oh. 793 00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:48,569 This might take a while. 794 00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:50,071 - At least I've got good company. 795 00:52:54,709 --> 00:52:57,244 - I'm gonna go check the corridor. 796 00:52:57,344 --> 00:52:58,245 - Babe, don't go. 797 00:52:58,345 --> 00:53:01,314 Look what I just found. 798 00:53:01,415 --> 00:53:04,217 - Save me some. 799 00:53:05,753 --> 00:53:08,221 - Let's keep this hen party going, ladies. 800 00:53:32,146 --> 00:53:33,081 - Casey. 801 00:53:33,181 --> 00:53:34,347 - Shh! 802 00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:36,984 - Hello? 803 00:53:39,921 --> 00:53:43,256 - Casey, you in there? 804 00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:45,093 - Come here, Melvin. 805 00:53:45,193 --> 00:53:46,627 Come here. 806 00:53:46,728 --> 00:53:49,697 - Oh, I don't think I'm allowed in the women's showers. 807 00:53:49,797 --> 00:53:52,133 Remember we had that HR briefing about it. 808 00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:54,401 - Melvin, I need you. 809 00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:56,204 - Pfft. Trap. 810 00:53:56,303 --> 00:53:57,171 - Oh, yeah. 811 00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:58,371 - Well, we have to help her. 812 00:53:58,472 --> 00:54:00,240 What if she's hurt? 813 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,609 - You go first. 814 00:54:01,709 --> 00:54:03,376 We'll hide and watch your back. 815 00:54:03,477 --> 00:54:05,179 - Why me instead of Davis? 816 00:54:05,278 --> 00:54:08,281 - We need the strongest and bravest person 817 00:54:08,381 --> 00:54:11,152 to take the lead on this one. 818 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,319 - Yeah, that's true, actually. 819 00:54:12,419 --> 00:54:13,888 I should go first. 820 00:54:17,290 --> 00:54:19,994 - For protection. 821 00:54:26,734 --> 00:54:27,702 - Casey? 822 00:54:31,806 --> 00:54:32,807 Casey? 823 00:54:35,308 --> 00:54:37,344 Are you decent? 824 00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:39,781 - Melvin. 825 00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:42,850 - Oh. 826 00:54:45,787 --> 00:54:48,055 - Melvin. 827 00:54:48,156 --> 00:54:49,991 Come to me. 828 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:53,227 - Oh, this is a trap. 829 00:54:53,326 --> 00:54:54,962 This is definitely a trap. 830 00:54:55,062 --> 00:54:58,166 Oh, god. 831 00:55:03,771 --> 00:55:05,773 - Oh, god. 832 00:55:05,873 --> 00:55:06,874 - Melvin? 833 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:10,211 Melvin. 834 00:55:10,310 --> 00:55:12,580 - This is where I die. 835 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,717 - Come to me. 836 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,189 - Oh, it's a way to go. 837 00:55:21,289 --> 00:55:22,389 Hi. 838 00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:24,992 - Come to me, Melvin. 839 00:55:30,363 --> 00:55:32,332 - You want this, don't you? 840 00:55:32,432 --> 00:55:35,036 - Yes, I-- I would love that, thank you. 841 00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:36,537 - Come here. 842 00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:38,039 - No. 843 00:55:38,139 --> 00:55:39,006 - Come to me. 844 00:55:39,106 --> 00:55:42,076 - No, no, no, no. 845 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:44,477 - Come to me! 846 00:55:44,579 --> 00:55:45,880 - I will come to you. 847 00:55:50,918 --> 00:55:51,886 - Come to me. 848 00:55:55,289 --> 00:55:56,757 Come. 849 00:55:56,858 --> 00:55:57,859 Come. 850 00:56:18,112 --> 00:56:19,113 - Ugh. 851 00:56:27,088 --> 00:56:28,089 Melvin! 852 00:56:33,094 --> 00:56:34,228 Melvin! 853 00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:49,043 - Uh, what the-- 854 00:56:49,143 --> 00:56:50,410 oh, god. 855 00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:53,147 - Oh. 856 00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:54,115 Oh, no. 857 00:56:54,215 --> 00:56:56,284 Oh. 858 00:56:56,384 --> 00:56:57,285 Oh, god! 859 00:56:57,385 --> 00:56:58,519 No, no, no! 860 00:56:58,619 --> 00:57:00,087 Do something! 861 00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:17,939 - Sorry. 862 00:57:18,039 --> 00:57:18,906 Sorry, sorry. 863 00:57:24,245 --> 00:57:25,212 - Oh, Casey. 864 00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:29,317 I'm so sorry. 865 00:57:32,987 --> 00:57:34,355 - Go, go. 866 00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:35,389 Go, go, go. 867 00:57:35,488 --> 00:57:36,324 - Ah! 868 00:57:36,424 --> 00:57:37,892 - Go. 869 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:50,504 - Hey, I think you should come look at these. 870 00:57:53,507 --> 00:57:55,543 - The ugly fucker has friends. 871 00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:58,412 - What have you done now? 872 00:58:16,664 --> 00:58:19,133 - I'll sort this. 873 00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:21,402 - Crystal, I really don't think you should-- 874 00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:22,670 - Let her take a look. 875 00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:33,381 - Hello? 876 00:59:01,542 --> 00:59:02,443 - Oh! 877 00:59:16,123 --> 00:59:17,024 - Ah! 878 00:59:17,124 --> 00:59:19,994 Get off me. 879 00:59:27,835 --> 00:59:29,003 - Ruth, Blair, come in. 880 00:59:29,103 --> 00:59:29,770 - Hello? 881 00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:31,605 Ruth, yeah, who is it? 882 00:59:31,705 --> 00:59:32,807 - We have the dagger. 883 00:59:32,907 --> 00:59:34,608 Please tell me you have the proper-- 884 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,911 - Oh, hi, Jamie! 885 00:59:37,011 --> 00:59:37,878 Oh! 886 00:59:37,978 --> 00:59:38,979 - Die! 887 00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:47,021 - You got it? 888 00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:48,689 - Almost. 889 00:59:48,789 --> 00:59:49,890 Are you going to come back? 890 00:59:49,990 --> 00:59:51,158 We could really use your help. 891 00:59:51,258 --> 00:59:52,960 - We can't risk leading back to you. 892 00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:54,728 He's obsessed. 893 00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:56,464 - Did you get that, Mum? 894 00:59:56,565 --> 00:59:58,199 - I'm on my way. 895 01:00:04,438 --> 01:00:05,306 - Yes! 896 01:00:05,406 --> 01:00:06,607 Yeah! 897 01:00:16,518 --> 01:00:19,220 - You fat fuck. 898 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,387 Give it to me. 899 01:00:20,488 --> 01:00:21,388 Give it to me. 900 01:00:23,057 --> 01:00:23,724 - Give it to me! 901 01:00:23,824 --> 01:00:25,459 Give it to me! 902 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:35,336 - Oh, come on! 903 01:00:35,436 --> 01:00:36,337 - Yes! 904 01:00:36,437 --> 01:00:37,371 - Yes! 905 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,141 - Woo! 906 01:00:40,241 --> 01:00:41,976 - Go. 907 01:00:47,381 --> 01:00:49,016 - Chelsea, let's go! 908 01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:55,557 - Dennis, what happened in here? 909 01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:57,324 - Later, Mum! 910 01:00:57,424 --> 01:00:58,659 - Close the door. Close it! 911 01:00:58,759 --> 01:00:59,660 - Close it. 912 01:01:01,762 --> 01:01:03,063 Give me that. 913 01:01:05,634 --> 01:01:06,834 - Do you have it? 914 01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:11,705 - You do it. - No, no. 915 01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:13,274 You'll be quicker. 916 01:01:13,374 --> 01:01:14,675 - Show me what to do. 917 01:01:14,775 --> 01:01:16,043 - That one. 918 01:01:17,478 --> 01:01:18,779 - OK, next. 919 01:01:18,879 --> 01:01:19,780 - This one next. 920 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,148 - OK, we need to go faster. 921 01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:25,587 - Just one more. 922 01:01:25,686 --> 01:01:27,054 OK, yeah. 923 01:01:27,154 --> 01:01:28,557 - Wait. 924 01:01:28,657 --> 01:01:29,924 Something isn't right. 925 01:01:30,024 --> 01:01:31,725 - What do you mean? We did it. 926 01:01:31,825 --> 01:01:32,693 You have the dagger. 927 01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:33,727 You have the combination. 928 01:01:33,827 --> 01:01:34,962 Just enter it already! 929 01:01:35,062 --> 01:01:36,830 - No, no, we can't hold this much longer! 930 01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:38,032 - This doesn't add up. 931 01:01:38,132 --> 01:01:39,733 Back at the lab, these symbols, they're 932 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:42,203 all part of a ritual, a sacrifice. 933 01:01:42,303 --> 01:01:43,572 - Stop fucking around! 934 01:01:43,672 --> 01:01:45,072 - Let her speak. 935 01:01:45,172 --> 01:01:47,509 - At the cabin, you were the sacrifice. 936 01:01:47,609 --> 01:01:48,809 But they didn't kill you. 937 01:01:48,909 --> 01:01:50,545 - We really don't have time for this, Ruth! 938 01:01:50,645 --> 01:01:52,079 - Guys! 939 01:01:52,179 --> 01:01:54,215 - Blair, you need to trust me. 940 01:01:57,751 --> 01:01:59,486 It's now or never. 941 01:01:59,588 --> 01:02:00,921 - I trust her. 942 01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:02,022 Do it! 943 01:02:18,005 --> 01:02:20,274 - I'm telling you, the whole thing is gone. 944 01:02:20,374 --> 01:02:23,511 I'm looking at a dirty big hole in the ground. 945 01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:38,359 Never mind. 946 01:02:50,471 --> 01:02:51,438 - Did it work? 947 01:03:08,723 --> 01:03:09,990 We did it. 948 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:13,394 We did it. 949 01:03:13,494 --> 01:03:14,962 - We did it. - We did it. 950 01:03:15,062 --> 01:03:16,196 - Oh, my god, yeah! 951 01:03:16,297 --> 01:03:17,197 We fucking did it. 952 01:03:17,298 --> 01:03:18,966 - No. 953 01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:22,136 - I'm so proud of you. 954 01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:23,237 Both of you. 955 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:31,078 - Oh, you're amazing. 956 01:03:33,914 --> 01:03:35,784 You didn't. 957 01:03:35,883 --> 01:03:37,051 You finished. 958 01:03:42,757 --> 01:03:44,458 - I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 959 01:03:55,637 --> 01:03:56,705 - Hey. 960 01:03:56,805 --> 01:03:57,838 We did it. 961 01:03:57,938 --> 01:03:59,106 You did it. 962 01:04:11,452 --> 01:04:12,419 Jamie? 963 01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:20,662 - You're safe now. 964 01:04:20,762 --> 01:04:22,697 The thing can't hurt you anymore. 965 01:04:22,797 --> 01:04:23,964 It's over. 966 01:04:46,821 --> 01:04:48,088 - You're right. 967 01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:51,291 I'm not afraid anymore. 968 01:04:51,392 --> 01:04:52,893 But you should be. 969 01:04:52,993 --> 01:04:54,863 - For fuck's sake, you two, let's-- 970 01:05:11,478 --> 01:05:12,479 - Jamie! 971 01:05:16,684 --> 01:05:20,522 - I was never Jamie. 972 01:05:44,478 --> 01:05:50,017 I am the destroyer of worlds, the neverending darkness, 973 01:05:50,117 --> 01:05:53,755 the abyss at the edge of the universe, 974 01:05:53,855 --> 01:05:59,326 basically, the mother of all monsters. 975 01:06:03,964 --> 01:06:06,400 - Not so fast. 976 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:10,070 I want to thank you all for giving me back my power. 977 01:06:10,170 --> 01:06:12,941 The Eldritch Blade was the only thing powerful enough 978 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,709 to imprison me. 979 01:06:14,809 --> 01:06:20,180 And thanks to you, I'm finally free. 980 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,750 - Jamie, what the fuck is happening? 981 01:06:22,851 --> 01:06:26,754 - Oh, sweet and simple Dennis. 982 01:06:26,855 --> 01:06:29,022 How can I help you understand? 983 01:06:29,122 --> 01:06:32,993 - She wasn't lying about the monster in the cabin. 984 01:06:33,093 --> 01:06:35,362 There was a monster. 985 01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:36,463 It was her. 986 01:06:39,901 --> 01:06:41,703 - What happened to Jamie? 987 01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:43,170 - Oh. 988 01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:45,507 There was a girl called Jamie who went to the cabin. 989 01:06:45,607 --> 01:06:47,241 - No! No! 990 01:06:47,341 --> 01:06:48,075 Wait! 991 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:57,184 - But she died there. 992 01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:12,967 - Isn't there supposed to be some kind of monster? 993 01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:14,501 - It should have worked. 994 01:07:14,602 --> 01:07:17,237 I don't-- 995 01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:21,074 - Did we just kill someone for no reason? 996 01:07:25,847 --> 01:07:31,519 - Only in death, her body served a higher purpose. 997 01:07:31,619 --> 01:07:32,987 Behind you. 998 01:07:45,132 --> 01:07:47,569 - Oh! 999 01:07:56,109 --> 01:07:57,011 - Oh! 1000 01:07:57,110 --> 01:07:58,613 Oh! 1001 01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,681 Oh. 1002 01:08:16,998 --> 01:08:19,232 - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1003 01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:31,813 Hey, sweetie. 1004 01:08:34,816 --> 01:08:36,618 Oh. 1005 01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:37,852 - Jamie? 1006 01:08:43,024 --> 01:08:44,759 - Wait right there. 1007 01:08:59,741 --> 01:09:03,745 She really did love you. 1008 01:09:03,845 --> 01:09:06,748 - I loved her, too. 1009 01:09:18,126 --> 01:09:19,426 - Jamie? 1010 01:09:25,332 --> 01:09:29,103 - What the hell have you done to me? 1011 01:09:43,618 --> 01:09:47,789 - Somehow the fool found a way to bind me to this mortal body. 1012 01:09:47,889 --> 01:09:49,924 - Ugh! 1013 01:09:50,024 --> 01:09:54,294 - Whatever he did prevented me from using the dagger myself. 1014 01:09:54,394 --> 01:09:59,834 But my new, vulnerable flesh gave me an idea. 1015 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:05,873 With Jamie's feeble body, I'd also gained her memories. 1016 01:10:05,973 --> 01:10:07,875 I just had to set the scene-- 1017 01:10:07,975 --> 01:10:11,913 - Please, just come and help me. 1018 01:10:12,013 --> 01:10:16,117 - --and play the part of the traumatized final girl-- 1019 01:10:21,522 --> 01:10:22,255 - Hmm. 1020 01:10:23,691 --> 01:10:26,160 - --bringing me right where I needed to be. 1021 01:10:26,259 --> 01:10:28,730 All I had to do was wait. 1022 01:10:28,830 --> 01:10:35,268 You humans are so curious, so easy to manipulate. 1023 01:10:35,368 --> 01:10:38,005 - I don't believe in monsters, but I believe you. 1024 01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:39,406 - We need the Eldritch Blade. 1025 01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:40,942 - You used it to get rid of them, 1026 01:10:41,042 --> 01:10:42,643 if I have everything right. - You changed the combination. 1027 01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:44,979 Everything went back to normal. You need to trust me. 1028 01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:46,547 - I trust her! 1029 01:10:46,647 --> 01:10:48,516 - Do it! 1030 01:10:48,616 --> 01:10:51,586 - Now that my powers have been unshackled from the dagger, 1031 01:10:51,686 --> 01:10:54,522 I will use this new form to plunge your world 1032 01:10:54,622 --> 01:11:00,728 into eternal torment piece by piece, 1033 01:11:00,828 --> 01:11:04,132 until all life on this planet ceases to be. 1034 01:11:04,232 --> 01:11:10,938 And I have all of you to Thank for the pain and destruction 1035 01:11:11,038 --> 01:11:12,240 to come. 1036 01:11:13,741 --> 01:11:16,443 - Let her go. 1037 01:11:16,544 --> 01:11:17,645 - Sorry, what was that? 1038 01:11:17,745 --> 01:11:19,847 - Let her go! 1039 01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:25,119 - Ooh, look who finally found their voice. 1040 01:11:25,219 --> 01:11:29,557 A little late for character development, don't you think? 1041 01:11:29,657 --> 01:11:31,759 So-- 1042 01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:33,861 - --wanna go first? 1043 01:11:46,339 --> 01:11:48,009 - Yes! 1044 01:11:48,109 --> 01:11:53,446 - You have the right to remain silent, bitch. 1045 01:11:55,082 --> 01:11:56,083 - No. 1046 01:11:59,452 --> 01:12:02,056 - Well, that was rude. 1047 01:12:08,896 --> 01:12:10,531 - Ah! - Mum! 1048 01:12:10,631 --> 01:12:11,532 - No! 1049 01:12:11,632 --> 01:12:12,365 Damn it! 1050 01:12:12,465 --> 01:12:14,836 Take your brother and run! 1051 01:12:22,109 --> 01:12:23,978 - No. 1052 01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:25,313 - Not so fast, Dennis. 1053 01:12:25,412 --> 01:12:27,515 - You're going to fucking die for that. 1054 01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:29,349 - You should thank me. 1055 01:12:29,449 --> 01:12:32,220 I've spared your mother for what is yet to come. 1056 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:36,257 You won't be so fortunate. 1057 01:12:42,230 --> 01:12:43,430 Time to go home. 1058 01:12:58,779 --> 01:12:59,680 - Blair! 1059 01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:00,715 Blair! 1060 01:13:00,815 --> 01:13:02,016 Come on, get up. 1061 01:13:02,116 --> 01:13:03,818 We need to get up Blair. 1062 01:13:03,918 --> 01:13:06,120 Come on. 1063 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:08,421 Go, go, go. 1064 01:13:08,522 --> 01:13:09,891 We gotta go now. 1065 01:13:09,991 --> 01:13:11,025 We gotta go now! 1066 01:13:27,842 --> 01:13:28,809 - Ugh. 1067 01:13:40,487 --> 01:13:41,956 - What the hell is happening? 1068 01:13:42,056 --> 01:13:45,593 Could somebody tell me what the fuck is going on? 1069 01:13:45,693 --> 01:13:47,662 Where's the inspector? 1070 01:13:47,762 --> 01:13:48,863 Dennis? 1071 01:13:48,963 --> 01:13:49,931 - She's dead. 1072 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,770 They're all dead! 1073 01:14:11,919 --> 01:14:14,255 - This is all my fault. I knew something was wrong, 1074 01:14:14,355 --> 01:14:16,057 but I didn't put my foot down. 1075 01:14:16,157 --> 01:14:19,260 - No, it was my fault. I convinced you all to trust her. 1076 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:23,364 - Oh, stop wanking each other off! 1077 01:14:23,463 --> 01:14:24,966 It's over. 1078 01:14:25,066 --> 01:14:25,967 Donnie. 1079 01:14:26,067 --> 01:14:28,402 Mum's dead. 1080 01:14:28,501 --> 01:14:31,205 Almost got eaten by a fucking cake. 1081 01:14:31,305 --> 01:14:34,075 You punched me in the face. 1082 01:14:34,175 --> 01:14:38,012 You are lovely, actually. 1083 01:14:38,112 --> 01:14:41,415 And you, the second I laid eyes on her, 1084 01:14:41,515 --> 01:14:43,918 I didn't trust a fucking city. 1085 01:14:44,018 --> 01:14:45,753 You didn't listen to me. You didn't fucking-- 1086 01:14:45,853 --> 01:14:47,088 - All right, hey. - --listen to me, did you? 1087 01:14:47,188 --> 01:14:48,389 - All right. 1088 01:14:48,488 --> 01:14:50,057 All right. 1089 01:15:04,005 --> 01:15:07,441 - It's all about the Eldritch Blade. 1090 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:08,743 - But we don't have it. 1091 01:15:08,843 --> 01:15:10,945 - Jamie, or whatever she's actually called, 1092 01:15:11,045 --> 01:15:14,482 told us the dagger trapped her in a mortal form, took away 1093 01:15:14,582 --> 01:15:15,750 her power. 1094 01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:17,852 - She was just as mortal as you and me. 1095 01:15:17,952 --> 01:15:18,886 - Exactly. 1096 01:15:18,986 --> 01:15:20,888 So all we have to do is get the dagger 1097 01:15:20,988 --> 01:15:23,557 and put it in the right combination this time. 1098 01:15:23,657 --> 01:15:25,860 - Then she turns back into being a plain old girl. 1099 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:26,694 And-- 1100 01:15:26,794 --> 01:15:27,995 - Then we kill the bitch! 1101 01:15:28,095 --> 01:15:30,498 - Oh, yeah. 1102 01:15:30,598 --> 01:15:32,066 That's great. 1103 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:34,235 How would you intend to do that without the combination? 1104 01:15:34,335 --> 01:15:36,037 - Because I have it right here. 1105 01:15:39,673 --> 01:15:41,542 - It was burned into my hand. 1106 01:15:41,642 --> 01:15:42,743 - The combination. 1107 01:15:42,843 --> 01:15:46,247 - The acid was on her the entire time. 1108 01:15:46,347 --> 01:15:48,082 - What? 1109 01:15:48,182 --> 01:15:51,152 - We get the blade, we put in the combination, 1110 01:15:51,252 --> 01:15:53,287 then we stab the bitch. 1111 01:15:53,387 --> 01:15:55,256 - Simple. 1112 01:15:55,356 --> 01:15:57,291 - OK, how do we get back in? 1113 01:16:03,431 --> 01:16:04,865 - --around the world. 1114 01:16:04,965 --> 01:16:08,202 Scientists are baffled by the sudden and localized storms, 1115 01:16:08,302 --> 01:16:11,272 which appear unlike anything else in nature. 1116 01:16:11,372 --> 01:16:13,607 - Well, you weren't telling me what was going on. 1117 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:16,444 - Live footage from this terrifying phenomenon. 1118 01:16:16,545 --> 01:16:18,646 Ladies and gentlemen, I can confirm 1119 01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:21,615 that the footage you are seeing is real. 1120 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,851 The British government has ordered the deployment 1121 01:16:23,951 --> 01:16:27,388 of the armed forces to aid in the evacuation efforts, 1122 01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:29,356 with soldiers already being spotted 1123 01:16:29,457 --> 01:16:32,226 on the streets of several. 1124 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:33,594 - We need to go through that. 1125 01:16:37,932 --> 01:16:39,900 We need to go through that ball. 1126 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,001 - How? 1127 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:47,675 - Now, hold on. 1128 01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:49,176 There is no way that you're going-- 1129 01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:50,778 - OK. 1130 01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:53,347 Everyone happy with the plan? 1131 01:16:53,447 --> 01:16:56,417 - Happy is a strong word. 1132 01:16:56,518 --> 01:16:58,352 - Wait, what am I supposed to do? 1133 01:16:58,452 --> 01:16:59,687 - Uh, go find help. 1134 01:16:59,787 --> 01:17:02,423 The army would be good. 1135 01:17:02,524 --> 01:17:03,924 - I'll see what I can sort out. 1136 01:17:07,529 --> 01:17:09,096 - Do you wanna drive, Dennis? - Really? 1137 01:17:09,196 --> 01:17:10,331 - Fuck off. 1138 01:17:35,089 --> 01:17:36,790 - You've arrived at your destination. 1139 01:17:36,891 --> 01:17:39,528 - Oh, nailed it. 1140 01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:47,835 - It's never this quiet. 1141 01:17:47,935 --> 01:17:51,405 - Yeah, we're normally running and screaming at this point. 1142 01:17:51,506 --> 01:17:52,673 - I like it. 1143 01:17:52,773 --> 01:17:53,774 The quiet, that is. 1144 01:17:53,874 --> 01:17:56,744 Not the running and screaming. 1145 01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:58,045 - We stick to the plan. 1146 01:18:22,102 --> 01:18:26,040 - She's got herself a little throne. 1147 01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:27,308 Let's do this. 1148 01:18:57,871 --> 01:19:01,942 - Uh, I got an idea. 1149 01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:03,010 Oi! 1150 01:19:06,213 --> 01:19:10,417 - So you're the last hope for humanity then, a blundering cop 1151 01:19:10,518 --> 01:19:12,052 and his idiot brother. 1152 01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:13,821 - Don't talk about him that way. 1153 01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:15,456 - She was talking about you, mate. 1154 01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:23,497 - You're already too late. 1155 01:19:23,598 --> 01:19:28,002 Soon the whole world will be mine. 1156 01:19:30,404 --> 01:19:32,674 - We're going to make you pay for what you've done. 1157 01:19:32,773 --> 01:19:34,709 - Aw. 1158 01:19:34,808 --> 01:19:38,178 Are we still upset about Mummy? 1159 01:19:38,279 --> 01:19:39,013 Oh, dear. 1160 01:19:39,113 --> 01:19:42,449 - Don't talk about her. 1161 01:19:42,550 --> 01:19:46,487 - Look, I do like our little chats, 1162 01:19:46,588 --> 01:19:48,623 but are we going to talk all day, 1163 01:19:48,723 --> 01:19:51,626 or should we get down to business? 1164 01:19:51,726 --> 01:19:55,496 - Oh, we were just playing for time. 1165 01:19:56,564 --> 01:19:57,565 - Do it! 1166 01:20:00,769 --> 01:20:01,770 - Oh, shit. 1167 01:20:07,441 --> 01:20:08,142 - Yeah! 1168 01:20:08,242 --> 01:20:09,544 - Oh, I actually caught it! 1169 01:20:09,644 --> 01:20:10,545 I-- 1170 01:20:10,645 --> 01:20:12,179 - Surprise, motherfuckers! 1171 01:20:12,279 --> 01:20:14,381 - No! 1172 01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:17,552 - Did you miss me? 1173 01:20:20,689 --> 01:20:24,124 - Have some fun with her. 1174 01:20:27,662 --> 01:20:28,563 - Just go. 1175 01:20:28,663 --> 01:20:29,863 Go, go, go. 1176 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:36,837 - Well, while they catch up, why don't you keep me entertained? 1177 01:20:40,642 --> 01:20:42,843 - Here's our friend I dreamt up for my little story 1178 01:20:42,943 --> 01:20:44,311 at the cabin. 1179 01:20:44,411 --> 01:20:47,549 It's only fitting that you should meet him in the flesh 1180 01:20:47,649 --> 01:20:50,184 so he can strip you of yours. 1181 01:20:51,985 --> 01:20:53,688 - I got your back, bro. 1182 01:20:53,788 --> 01:20:54,988 - I know. 1183 01:21:00,894 --> 01:21:02,429 - Oh, this should be fun. 1184 01:21:09,269 --> 01:21:10,572 - Ruth! 1185 01:21:10,672 --> 01:21:12,973 - Help me! 1186 01:21:13,073 --> 01:21:15,309 - I'm coming! 1187 01:21:15,409 --> 01:21:17,044 Ruth! 1188 01:21:17,144 --> 01:21:18,412 - Isn't this nice? 1189 01:21:18,513 --> 01:21:22,216 The whole hen party back together again. 1190 01:21:22,316 --> 01:21:23,417 - Surprise. 1191 01:21:23,518 --> 01:21:26,821 - Not you, too, Crystal. 1192 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:29,156 - It's just like old times, babe. 1193 01:21:29,256 --> 01:21:32,627 - Yeah, except technically, we're now dead. 1194 01:21:32,727 --> 01:21:33,994 - Yeah. 1195 01:21:34,094 --> 01:21:36,564 My fucking neck is killing me. 1196 01:21:36,664 --> 01:21:38,232 - I'm sorry this happened to you. 1197 01:21:38,332 --> 01:21:39,299 I really am. 1198 01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:40,602 Just let Ruth go. 1199 01:21:40,702 --> 01:21:41,703 It's me you want. 1200 01:21:41,803 --> 01:21:43,504 - Oh, here she goes again. 1201 01:21:43,605 --> 01:21:46,273 It is always about you! 1202 01:21:46,373 --> 01:21:48,543 I've been your best friend since we were six years old. 1203 01:21:48,643 --> 01:21:50,578 - Maybe now's not the time for this conversation. 1204 01:21:50,678 --> 01:21:53,615 - And now you want to replace me with this nerd? 1205 01:21:53,715 --> 01:21:55,617 I don't think so. 1206 01:21:55,717 --> 01:21:56,651 You are-- 1207 01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:57,685 - Oh, my god. 1208 01:21:57,786 --> 01:21:59,019 Can you just shut the fuck up? 1209 01:21:59,119 --> 01:22:00,320 Can we just fight? 1210 01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:09,096 - Yeah, with no weapons. 1211 01:22:09,196 --> 01:22:11,932 Just bare knuckle, bitch! 1212 01:22:20,675 --> 01:22:23,545 - You get her, babe. 1213 01:22:37,391 --> 01:22:38,660 Ugh! 1214 01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:39,661 - Yes! 1215 01:22:39,761 --> 01:22:40,728 - A lucky shot. 1216 01:23:22,503 --> 01:23:24,939 - I've always thought you should have been head bridesmaid, 1217 01:23:25,038 --> 01:23:26,306 Crystal. 1218 01:23:26,406 --> 01:23:28,342 - Shut up. 1219 01:23:28,442 --> 01:23:29,577 Wait, what? 1220 01:23:29,677 --> 01:23:32,714 - You've always been the prettiest and the smartest. 1221 01:23:32,814 --> 01:23:34,782 I know that you think that, too. 1222 01:23:34,883 --> 01:23:36,851 - Yeah, obviously. 1223 01:23:36,951 --> 01:23:38,953 - Are you really going to let Chelsea 1224 01:23:39,052 --> 01:23:41,154 take all the glory for herself? 1225 01:23:44,759 --> 01:23:46,026 - Wait here. 1226 01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:51,298 Wait a minute. 1227 01:23:54,301 --> 01:23:56,838 Look after this for me. 1228 01:23:56,938 --> 01:23:58,840 - Well, that was easy. 1229 01:24:18,893 --> 01:24:19,827 - Ah! 1230 01:24:47,555 --> 01:24:48,590 - Come on, girl. 1231 01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:53,260 - Ah! 1232 01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:55,730 - I didn't think you had it in you. 1233 01:24:55,830 --> 01:24:57,966 You're finally stepping up. 1234 01:24:58,066 --> 01:25:00,068 Too late. 1235 01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:02,770 But at least you'll die on your own two feet. 1236 01:25:02,870 --> 01:25:06,406 - Whatever happens to me, you're already dead. 1237 01:25:06,507 --> 01:25:12,212 - You know your problem, Blair? 1238 01:25:12,312 --> 01:25:14,314 You're so naive. 1239 01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:32,700 - Ah! 1240 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,035 - Ah! 1241 01:25:36,070 --> 01:25:36,971 Whoa! 1242 01:25:37,071 --> 01:25:38,973 Whoa! 1243 01:25:56,858 --> 01:25:58,358 Ah! 1244 01:25:58,458 --> 01:25:59,459 Ugh! 1245 01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:16,144 - I'm afraid you're not going to make your wedding. 1246 01:26:16,243 --> 01:26:17,145 - Oi! 1247 01:26:17,244 --> 01:26:19,614 - Hmm? 1248 01:26:19,714 --> 01:26:20,682 - Heads up, bitch! 1249 01:26:20,782 --> 01:26:21,683 - Oh. 1250 01:26:23,483 --> 01:26:24,384 - Wow. 1251 01:26:24,484 --> 01:26:25,452 - Catch! 1252 01:26:44,172 --> 01:26:50,712 - Well, that was fun. 1253 01:26:50,812 --> 01:26:51,813 Round two? 1254 01:26:57,417 --> 01:26:58,619 - I love you, man. 1255 01:27:02,023 --> 01:27:03,290 - I love you too, brother. 1256 01:27:06,761 --> 01:27:07,695 - Hey! 1257 01:27:10,297 --> 01:27:11,632 - Mind if we join the party? 1258 01:27:14,068 --> 01:27:15,002 - Are you OK? 1259 01:27:15,103 --> 01:27:15,970 - Yeah. 1260 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:40,528 - No! 1261 01:28:04,051 --> 01:28:07,522 - I have lived for eons, consumed countless worlds. 1262 01:28:07,622 --> 01:28:09,824 I will not be defeated by a witless-- 1263 01:28:09,924 --> 01:28:11,926 - Oh, shut the fuck up! 1264 01:28:31,411 --> 01:28:32,580 - It's over. 1265 01:28:38,019 --> 01:28:39,253 - We did it. 1266 01:28:41,189 --> 01:28:42,056 - We did it! 1267 01:28:42,156 --> 01:28:43,057 Oh, yeah! 1268 01:28:49,197 --> 01:28:51,999 - Oh, she'd be so proud of you. 1269 01:28:54,535 --> 01:28:56,838 - Both of us, man. 1270 01:28:59,339 --> 01:29:01,809 - This should have been yours to begin with. 1271 01:29:05,313 --> 01:29:08,049 How about it? 1272 01:29:08,149 --> 01:29:10,184 Have a bridesmaid? 1273 01:29:10,284 --> 01:29:12,186 - You're going to make me throw up. 1274 01:29:13,621 --> 01:29:15,790 - No, I'm being serious. 1275 01:29:15,890 --> 01:29:16,858 - Oh. 1276 01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,601 - It's sad, really, when you think about it. 1277 01:29:26,701 --> 01:29:28,703 She was just a girl who got possessed 1278 01:29:28,803 --> 01:29:32,006 by a monster at a cabin in the woods. 1279 01:29:32,106 --> 01:29:35,076 It really makes you think. 1280 01:29:35,176 --> 01:29:37,444 - Yeah. 1281 01:29:37,545 --> 01:29:39,013 Should we get the hell out of here? 1282 01:29:39,113 --> 01:29:41,015 - Fuck yes. 1283 01:29:58,332 --> 01:30:02,169 - Well, what now? 1284 01:30:02,270 --> 01:30:03,170 - Therapy. 1285 01:30:15,383 --> 01:30:17,885 - Get down. 1286 01:30:17,985 --> 01:30:18,853 - Fire! 1287 01:30:26,394 --> 01:30:27,295 - Hold fire. 1288 01:30:51,052 --> 01:30:53,387 - She's not going to get up from that now, is she? 1289 01:30:53,486 --> 01:30:54,588 - You brought help! 1290 01:30:54,689 --> 01:30:56,157 - I brought up the army, fella, yeah! 1291 01:30:56,257 --> 01:31:00,828 The brass wants to speak to you two, yeah? 1292 01:31:15,443 --> 01:31:17,144 - I'm impressed. 1293 01:31:17,244 --> 01:31:19,947 You just closed a class IV dimensional incursion 1294 01:31:20,047 --> 01:31:22,316 with no training. 1295 01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:24,685 Who's in charge of this unit? 1296 01:31:24,785 --> 01:31:27,188 - My brother, Dennis Landry. 1297 01:31:27,288 --> 01:31:30,124 - Well, Inspector Landry, with limited resources 1298 01:31:30,224 --> 01:31:34,662 against all the odds, you just saved the world. 1299 01:31:34,762 --> 01:31:37,331 I represent a division of the armed forces which deals 1300 01:31:37,431 --> 01:31:39,033 with these kinds of threats. 1301 01:31:39,133 --> 01:31:41,402 We've been fighting a secret war against the monsters 1302 01:31:41,501 --> 01:31:42,837 for centuries. 1303 01:31:42,937 --> 01:31:45,139 What you faced tonight is nothing 1304 01:31:45,239 --> 01:31:47,875 compared to what's out there. 1305 01:31:47,975 --> 01:31:51,479 But now, with the Eldritch Blade in your hands, 1306 01:31:51,579 --> 01:31:54,448 we finally have a chance to turn the tide. 1307 01:31:54,548 --> 01:31:59,286 We need an experienced team who can face these threats head-on. 1308 01:31:59,387 --> 01:32:02,390 We need you. 1309 01:32:02,490 --> 01:32:05,426 So what do you say? 1310 01:32:05,526 --> 01:32:06,861 Are you ready to get started? 1311 01:32:10,531 --> 01:32:12,033 - Uh-- 1312 01:32:16,771 --> 01:32:18,706 I never thought the world would end 1313 01:32:18,806 --> 01:32:24,011 I thought our love could last 1314 01:32:24,111 --> 01:32:26,647 I'm sorry all the things I promised 1315 01:32:26,747 --> 01:32:31,852 Never came to pass 1316 01:32:31,952 --> 01:32:34,355 A force of nature so complex 1317 01:32:34,455 --> 01:32:38,859 We'll never understand 1318 01:32:38,959 --> 01:32:42,096 But the rapture's gonna be a party 1319 01:32:42,196 --> 01:32:50,504 If you take my hand 1320 01:32:50,604 --> 01:32:52,606 I shoulda have noticed 1321 01:32:52,706 --> 01:32:54,775 And got me some recognition 1322 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:58,212 For talent I can only assume I have 1323 01:32:58,312 --> 01:33:00,381 I gotta control this 1324 01:33:00,481 --> 01:33:02,683 Sign terms and align conditions 1325 01:33:02,783 --> 01:33:05,786 Perfection in my victory laugh 1326 01:33:05,886 --> 01:33:07,755 Now I'm ready to own it 1327 01:33:07,855 --> 01:33:10,357 Make short work of the competition 1328 01:33:10,458 --> 01:33:13,461 The world his got to learn to pay up 1329 01:33:13,562 --> 01:33:15,596 I never would have known it 1330 01:33:15,696 --> 01:33:17,932 The luxury only given 1331 01:33:18,032 --> 01:33:22,269 To those who have the time to wake up 1332 01:33:22,369 --> 01:33:24,672 Don't call me naive 1333 01:33:24,772 --> 01:33:29,343 It's not nice to make assumptions like these 1334 01:33:29,443 --> 01:33:33,548 I just want to live my life in peace 1335 01:33:33,647 --> 01:33:36,951 While friends surround me 1336 01:33:37,051 --> 01:33:39,453 I never thought the world would end 1337 01:33:39,554 --> 01:33:44,792 I thought our love could last 1338 01:33:44,892 --> 01:33:47,194 I'm sorry all the things I promised 1339 01:33:47,294 --> 01:33:52,466 Never came to pass 1340 01:33:52,567 --> 01:33:54,401 A force of nature so complex 1341 01:33:54,502 --> 01:33:59,707 We'll never understand 1342 01:33:59,807 --> 01:34:02,643 But the rapture's gonna be a party 1343 01:34:02,743 --> 01:34:07,648 If you take my hand 1344 01:34:07,748 --> 01:34:09,416 Apocalypse noted 1345 01:34:09,518 --> 01:34:11,719 My head can't relax, stay buried 1346 01:34:11,819 --> 01:34:14,855 When everything around it's on fire 1347 01:34:14,955 --> 01:34:16,991 I know I've been quotes 1348 01:34:17,091 --> 01:34:19,193 I told you that I'd be ready 1349 01:34:19,293 --> 01:34:22,463 That the end is something I have desired 1350 01:34:22,564 --> 01:34:24,732 But now that I'm shown it 1351 01:34:24,832 --> 01:34:27,468 The fault in what I believed in 1352 01:34:27,569 --> 01:34:30,404 I don't wanna face it alone 1353 01:34:30,504 --> 01:34:32,006 The future encoded 1354 01:34:32,106 --> 01:34:34,909 Locked tight in the highest building 1355 01:34:35,009 --> 01:34:38,779 One day we will claim as our home 1356 01:34:38,879 --> 01:34:45,486 One day we can lead a Fast & Furious style family 1357 01:34:45,587 --> 01:34:49,023 And we'll drive into the sunset 1358 01:34:49,123 --> 01:34:54,461 With our fortune in the backseat, baby 1359 01:35:25,159 --> 01:35:27,061 I never thought the world would end 1360 01:35:27,161 --> 01:35:32,066 I thought our love could last 1361 01:35:32,166 --> 01:35:35,236 I'm sorry all the things I promised 1362 01:35:35,336 --> 01:35:39,840 Never came to pass 1363 01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:41,809 A force of nature so complex, 1364 01:35:41,909 --> 01:35:47,549 We'll never understand 1365 01:35:47,649 --> 01:35:52,920 But the rapture's gonna be a party if you take my hand 88532

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