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My name is Marshall Teller.
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I knew my new hometown was
going to be different from
where I grew up in New Jersey,
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but this is ridiculous.
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Nobody believes me,
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but Eerie, Indiana is
the center of weirdness
for the entire planet.
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[CAWING]
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Item, Elvis lives
on my paper route.
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Thank you,
little paperboy.
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Item, Bigfoot
eats out of my trash.
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Item, even man's
best friend is weird.
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Still don't believe me?
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You will.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Men of Eerie.
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If your 13 years old or over,
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uh, step right up,
buy your ticket.
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This is your chance
to do something good
for your community.
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One dollar.
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SYNDI: Why don't you
enter this thing?
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I hear the Harvest King
gets all the Harvest Babes.
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No thanks,
I've got a life.
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Don't miss your chance
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to see the
Eerie wolf.
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Marshall,
guess who's back?
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MARSHALL:
I wasn't the only one
who thought that
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this Harvest King hoopla
was for the birds.
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I hadn't seen that weird kid
with the grey hair since
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our little adventure with
the ghost of Grungy Bill.
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I could tell he wasn't
somebody to mess with.
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Seems we were the only two guys
not buying lottery tickets.
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Why?
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Did he know something I didn't?
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The Harvest King gets
all sorts of dorky prices.
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But then he must go out into
the woods during a full moon
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until he catches a glimpse of
the mysterious Eerie wolf.
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What I wanted to know was,
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how come there's no such thing
as an Ex-Harvest King?
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I mean,
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why do they have this
lottery thing every 13 years?
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What's with the dumb wolf?
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There's nothing dumb
about a wolf.
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They're the most intelligent
and cunning of animals.
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If the Harvest King is
able to see the Eerie Wolf,
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not only will Eerie
have a big harvest,
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We'll have 13 years of
good luck and low taxes.
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It's tradition.
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Not only that, Mars,
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they put your
face on the wall.
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You'll be a hero.
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And what do you think of
the Harvest King tradition?
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Oh, Mr. Chaney,
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the day our son was
selected the 1979
Harvest King...
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Was the happiest
day of our lives.
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Yeah, but where's
your son now?
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BOTH: He's in Spain.
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You see that, Mars?
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He even won a
trip to Europe.
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MARSHALL: Yeah, right.
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Let's go.
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RADFORD: Hey, you!
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Thought I told you to
stay away from here.
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Get out of here!
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Hey...
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And don't come back you
prematurely grey little sneak.
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Who was that?
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It's a long story.
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That kid keeps scourging
around here for food.
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The nerve of some people.
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MARSHALL:
I couldn't help but wonder,
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who would be the
next Harvest Sucker?
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That night,
behind closed doors,
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powers that be
chose the Harvest King.
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You know, Winston,
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I was thinking,
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maybe we shouldn't
do this anymore.
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Watch your mouth.
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We have no choice.
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The lottery's traditional.
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In case you
haven't noticed,
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there's a recession out there.
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Hmm.
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Seeing the Eerie wo...
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Wolf could really
turn things around.
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But haven't you guys
ever wondered
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why the Harvest
King always...
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Disappears?
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BOTH: Coincidence.
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CHANEY: Look, we have to
pick somebody.
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Otherwise, all the
crops will fail.
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What about that sneaky kid
with the... With the hair.
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Yeah, I did catch him
shoplifting today.
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Give me a
blank ticket.
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He's perfect.
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No one will miss him.
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What's his name?
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Yeah, nobody
seems to know.
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I'll just put
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the kid with
the grey hair.
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[KISSES]
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Here.
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[WOLF HOWLING]
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C'mon.
Let's get home.
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They're showing The Howling
on cable tonight.
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Oh, The Howling.
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I love that movie.
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[WHISPERING]
Marshall...
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Teller.
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And the 1992
Harvest King is...
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What's going on here?
This isn't the name.
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What difference
does it make? Read it.
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And the lucky winner is
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our very own boy
from New Jersey,
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Marshall Teller.
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Me?
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I won?
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Wait a minute.
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Wait.
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What's going on here?
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I didn't even enter.
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MARSHALL:
I couldn't believe it.
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I never won
anything in my life,
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let alone a lottery
I didn't even enter.
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All of a sudden,
everybody in Eerie,
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farmers, store owners, even
cute girls and total strangers
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wanted to be my friend.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
On behalf of the
farming community in Eerie,
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we'd like to
congratulate you
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for winning the
Eerie lottery.
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As a token of
our gratitude,
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we'd like to
give you this cow.
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[MOOING]
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Mom!
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Thank you.
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That's a lovely animal.
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Thank you very much.
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Come on in,
everybody.
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Which one is
Marshall Teller?
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Peach fuzz.
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* Ta-da
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MARSHALL: Okay,
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maybe being Harvest King
isn't so bad.
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I mean, who am I to
turn down a Kingship?
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[MOOING]
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I am so proud.
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Me too, honey.
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I think... Is that
cow house broken?
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Young Mr. Teller,
it's time to go to
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Wolf Mountain to
see the Eerie Wolf.
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MARSHALL:
But while my family and I
were raking in the loot,
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that grey haired kid
was in the library
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looking for 13 year old copies
of the Eerie Examiner.
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No.
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October, 1927.
This is it.
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MARSHALL:
The next thing I knew,
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it was my turn to go
up on the Wolf Mountain
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with Mr. Chaney.
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I wanted to see the
mysterious Eerie Wolf.
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But I also wanted
to see tomorrow.
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Hey, mister, can I
take off the goofy hat?
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No.
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It's tradition.
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Great.
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Geez, it's kind of cold
up here...
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It's also traditional
not to talk.
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Sorry.
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It'll scare the wolf.
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What's that?
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Candy.
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Tradition is
very clear on this.
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You can't eat up here.
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The wolf...
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Wolf doesn't like it.
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The wolf doesn't like it?
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[WALKIE BUZZING]
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What's that?
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Look,
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I don't care what
tradition says.
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I'm going to stay in touch
with my pal Simon, okay?
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Okay.
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Yo, Simon,
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is that you? Over.
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Mars, are you there?
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Are you there?
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Mars, I can't find you.
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Yo, Simon,
I can't hear you.
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Simon, I can't hear you.
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Come in Mars, come in.
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Mars, Mars...
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Where are you?
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MARSHALL: So...
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How long have you been
doing this Harvest King thing?
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Long time.
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Oh.
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So is the wolf really
as scary as they say?
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Worse.
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So,
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what exactly happened
to all the guys that
saw the wolf before?
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They're in... Spain.
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Oh.
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You Simon,
are you there?
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Simon?
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I'm on station
wolf base one.
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There's a high chance
of mega weirdness.
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Try staying in contact.
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The moon.
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That means he's coming.
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Yo, Simon,
come in.
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Put that thing away.
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Mr. Chaney,
are you okay?
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[SNARLING]
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Okay, if you're trying to
scare me, it's working.
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Now cut it out.
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MARSHALL:
Suddenly, I was nose to nose
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with something so ugly,
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my heart nearly exploded.
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In it's eyes I
saw only I thought,
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dinner time.
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[GROWLING]
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It's you.
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Well, it ain't
the log lady.
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Thanks, man.
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You saved my life.
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Don't get used to it.
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Don't tell anybody.
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Marshall,
you're alive.
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Wow, is that
the Eerie Wolf?
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More like the
Eerie Wolfman.
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That's why
there's a lottery.
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Feed the werewolf,
get 13 years of luck.
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And low taxes.
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Kind of a hairy
sucker, ain't he?
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What're you doing here?
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Check out these
newspaper clippings.
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It says here,
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the last five winners of
this Harvest Dude lottery,
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they all went to Spain.
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Kind of a coincidence,
don't you think?
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I smell a cover-up.
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Yeah, you got it, pal.
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If I hadn't gotten here sooner,
you'd be werewolf kibble by now.
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People wonder why
I have grey hair.
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Marshall, look.
Your arm.
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He got me.
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The werewolf got me.
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Would you quit whining,
it's just a flesh wound.
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Don't you know
what this means?
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Next full moon,
I could turn into him.
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It.
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MARSHALL:
After a few more whacks
with the log to make sure
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he didn't wake up,
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we lugged the werewolf
down to my house.
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The good news was my
parents didn't wake up.
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The bad news was the
werewolf had slashed me.
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Yeah, that should hold him.
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SIMON:
Sure is ugly.
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Now what do we do?
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I still say we out a stake
right through his heart.
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That's for vampires.
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Besides, I need to
talk to this guy.
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DASH:
Talk about what?
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You've seen those
old wolfman flicks.
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As soon as this guy
wakes up, he ain't going
to remember anything.
264
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,584
I say we put him
out of his misery,
265
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,253
sell his sorry
carcass to the zoo,
266
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,955
and split the profits.
267
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,322
I'm telling you,
268
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,325
he's my werewolf and
he's staying right here.
269
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,095
DASH: Look, this is not
just a monster,
270
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,997
this is guaranteed
fast cash.
271
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:20,067
All we have to do is
call the Inquirer,
we'll be famous...
272
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,169
We're not calling anybody.
273
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,071
This thing scratched me.
274
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,007
I gotta find out if that
means I'm going to turn
into a werewolf too.
275
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,543
Think we should
call a doctor?
276
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,112
Simon, he's a werewolf.
277
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,347
An animal.
278
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,815
Should we call a vet?
279
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,451
[COW MOOING]
280
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,988
I've got an idea.
Listen, you stay
with the werewolf...
281
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,122
No, no, no.
282
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,057
The critter's half mine.
I go where you go.
283
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,592
All right.
284
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,095
Simon, you stay
with the werewolf.
285
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,063
If he comes to you,
ka-bong him.
286
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,264
Whatever you do,
287
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,233
don't let my sister or
my parents find out.
288
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,367
Got it.
289
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,105
What's the plan?
290
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,473
We're gonna pay the
powers-that- be a little visit.
291
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,153
By now our little
Harvest King is
292
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,622
halfway to Spain.
293
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,558
To 13 more years of
good luck and...
294
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:20,860
Low taxes.
295
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,996
And to the Mayor who
delivered it to Eerie.
296
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,398
Boy, if this doesn't give me
the farm vote, nothing will.
297
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,400
[DOORS OPEN]
298
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,037
It's Marshall Teller.
299
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,072
Mayor Chisel,
we gotta talk.
300
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,307
Yeah, and we won't take
no for an answer.
301
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,776
Unless of course you'd rather
we talked to Geraldo first.
302
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,515
Does he have to do that?
303
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,253
Every 13 years, Eerie
offers one of it's own
citizens to werewolf.
304
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,555
For what, Chisel?
Better harvest?
305
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,190
Low taxes?
306
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,192
Is that worth it?
307
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,227
Put the hardware
down, we'll talk.
308
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,728
CHISEL: Listen boys,
309
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,699
you have no idea what
Eerie was like before
this lottery was started.
310
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,102
Yeah, but you're feeding
people to a werewolf.
311
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,037
Marshall,
312
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,473
there's no such
thing as werewolves.
313
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,010
Look, I'm gonna blow
the whistle on you.
314
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,445
After today, everyone
in Eerie's gonna know.
315
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,580
Know what?
316
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,183
Some wild story
about a werewolf
from a couple of kids?
317
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,187
You have no evidence.
318
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,993
Yeah, but all those guys
disappeared the same...
319
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,228
It's a coincidence.
320
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,030
It is a coincidence, isn't it?
321
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,498
DASH: Now I get it.
322
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,701
You don't wanna know, do you?
323
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,469
Look guys,
deep inside,
324
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,738
everybody in Eerie
has their doubts, but
325
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,240
nobody talks about it.
326
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,209
And as long as people
don't talk about it,
327
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,611
everything is a-okay
and everyone's happy.
328
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,014
Well, I'm gonna
talk about this.
329
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,416
And I know plenty of people
who are going to listen.
330
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,984
You're dreaming, kid.
331
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,552
This town, heck...
332
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,122
This whole country
333
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,057
has a long tradition of
334
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,226
looking the other way.
335
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,761
The Warren Commission,
Watergate, Iran-Contra,
336
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,998
the October Surprise,
Eerie's Harvest King,
337
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,000
People don't want to
know about this stuff.
338
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,270
Because if they knew about
it, they might have to do
something about it.
339
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,072
So wake up and
smell the coffee, kiddo.
340
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,440
You're on your own.
341
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,776
Yeah, if you really
believe in werewolves,
342
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,213
I'd be more worried about that
little scratch on your arm.
343
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,753
See you around, kid.
344
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,025
Better stock up
on flea powder.
345
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,564
You too, Radford?
346
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,233
It's a...
347
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,302
It's a tradition.
348
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,246
Come on Marshall,
349
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,581
hurry up.
350
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,618
I'm hungry.
351
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,122
Stay here.
352
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,475
[ENJOYING]
353
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,164
Uh-oh.
354
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,736
[SCREAMING]
355
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,206
Oh, man, oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man.
Oh, man, oh, man.
356
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,780
[SIGHS]
357
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,619
[SNARLING]
358
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,222
[SCREAMING]
359
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,728
[CRASHING]
360
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,706
Syndi, are you okay?
361
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,408
Marshall,
362
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,310
it was the biggest,
363
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,445
hughest raccoon
you ever saw.
364
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,514
Enormous.
365
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,250
I'm never eating
apple pie again.
366
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,419
Umm, yeah, yeah.
Well, we took care of it.
367
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,621
Just, go get some sleep.
368
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,290
Go get some
beauty rest.
369
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,792
I'm fine, guys.
370
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,660
I'm fine.
371
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,362
I ain't afraid of
no werewolf.
372
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,264
Where's the werewolf?
373
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,832
He went out that door.
374
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,702
We gotta stop him.
375
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,870
But how?
376
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,539
How'd you stop a werewolf?
377
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,174
How'd you stop a werewolf?
378
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,278
According to the 1992
Werewolf Companion,
379
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,447
you shoot 'em.
380
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,817
With a silver bullet, of course.
381
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,419
I heard what
you said, Marshall.
382
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,755
I'm not looking the
other way anymore.
383
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,724
Let's go bag
a werewolf.
384
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,493
And when that's done,
I'm taking a aim at this
Warren Commission thing.
385
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,794
BOTH: Yes!
386
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,530
MARSHALL:
So that night, we
went werewolf hunting,
387
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,367
having decided the best
thing to do was end
this once and for all.
388
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,668
The only thing we
didn't know was
389
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,604
whether the silver bullet
will really work or not.
390
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,573
I mean, they
work in the movies.
391
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,342
This was real life.
392
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,577
MARSHALL:
[WHISPERING]
Must be close by.
393
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,912
RADFORD: I'm just a
little nervous.
394
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,681
We have only
one silver bullet.
395
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,617
If I miss...
396
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,456
Do you hear something.
397
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,691
There he is.
398
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,959
Get him Radford, get him.
399
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,362
Shoot him. Go on, hurry up.
400
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,763
Don't miss.
401
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,197
You only have
one shot.
402
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,305
Wait, don't shoot.
403
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,873
CHANEY: What's going on?
It's Chaney.
404
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,942
What am I doing here?
405
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,978
You're not going to
believe this, Mr. Chanye,
406
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,513
but you're a werewolf.
407
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,315
[HOWLING]
408
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,586
SIMON:
There he goes again.
409
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,531
[GROWLING]
410
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,865
[NERVOUSLY]
Later.
411
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,767
[ROARING]
412
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,940
Shoot him, Radford. Shoot him.
413
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,378
DASH: Do it, will ya?
414
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,613
I can't,
I'll hit Marshall.
415
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,653
[YELPING]
416
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,723
SIMON:
Do you see that?
417
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,363
You did it.
You got him!
418
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,864
[GROANS]
419
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,566
My foot.
420
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,469
Quite a shot, if I
do say so myself.
421
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,837
Come on guys,
give me a hand.
422
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,038
MARSHALL: We did it.
423
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,341
We shot the werewolf
with the silver bullet.
424
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,808
Okay, we just winged him.
425
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,143
But we cured Mr. Chaney.
426
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:20,713
He'll never again turn into
this mega-ugly monster,
427
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,483
terrifying Eerie
every 13 years.
428
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,917
But what about me?
429
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,320
That was Radford's
only silver bullet.
430
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,322
Who is gonna
cure me?
431
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,957
As soon as we
took care of Chaney,
432
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,425
we raided the
World O' Stuff
433
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,860
for anything that
might cure me of
434
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,027
turning into a werewolf.
435
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,497
"Two scoops of the
freeze dried liver
436
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,766
"of an Amazonian
vampire bat."
437
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,568
Yum-yum.
438
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,769
Two scoops.
439
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,004
Ah, we'll use it all.
440
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,007
All right. Now,
441
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,709
a quart of fresh
chicken blood.
442
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,381
It's good blood.
443
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,050
You don't expect me
to drink that, do you?
444
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,820
All right, this will
make you right as rain.
445
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,890
If it doesn't
kill you first.
446
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,007
Vlad the
Impaler's eyeball.
447
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,142
Careful, those are
hard to come by.
448
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,511
[DASH LAUGHS]
449
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,383
Guys, we're just
wasting our time.
450
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,852
I'm doomed to being
a teenage werewolf.
451
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,591
Bottoms up, Marsh.
[SNICKERS]
452
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:44,497
MARSHALL: I didn't quite
escape the effects of my
encounter with the werewolf.
453
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,032
The next night,
454
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,801
there was a full moon
and something strange
happened to me.
455
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,470
Good thing it was
just a scratch.
456
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,706
Think my parents will notice?
457
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:54,941
Knowing your parents,
458
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,443
nah.
459
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,944
Well, if they do,
460
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,680
I'll just chalk it
up to puberty.
461
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,549
Puberty.
462
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,485
Now that's eerie.
463
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,086
Just wait till
it's your turn.
464
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,169
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