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What kind of people Make way for the young pupil of

Boris Bert's dance school Misha Shut up

please Oh you're my sweet one Go away

please she'll bite your head

off now what are you Borenka she smiles at me why don't you

comrades well this is just funny one

minute Let me know what is this

where who pulled out the turnip are you crazy my

train is in 10 minutes you're lying to me

too for three che comrades on the rich with

one seat left I knew that everything

would end well my dreams never

deceive me Well what happy now together

on sleepers floodplains I

do not advise the duty porter is asked to

go to the mother and child room

I repeat the duty porter is asked to

go to the mother and child room And

why are the doors locked It's time it's time it's

time And where is the Hostess

Hostess

oh and here is the Hostess

Hello Hello And here are the tickets no need

tell me Only four seats Yes from the

ninth on the twelfth A he is going alone I

didn't understand and that there is some kind of crime in this

Well why don't worry

Hostess I am drinking tea for four people alone yes

come on in

Zin Where are the people and

oh parents of Rochka Kulakova your child

is in the room of the station attendant

I repeat parents

yurochkino your child is in nogo

my God come on start

[applause]

faster alas Well I did everything I

could Well tell me I should have

taken care of these tickets in advance

message Moscow enar the train is on

Trey plat numbering of carriages heads of the train

I repeat it starts

Po this is the eighth wagon Yes Oh

boy girl not

Vanechka Vanechka

Vanya eighth docked enter

twenty-first place

I still want 2 years old

Porika Listen mother such a thing there

are no tickets but you still have to go and why did you

come up to me I have principles I

don't approach whoever I got to I was looking for with understanding I respect

the jealous psychologist passion jealous But

this is my personal business So not at the address

podol So you Give me the address so that there

please The stationmaster on duty for boarding

Well you give mother Well who am I,

not a telegram, not a business trip

Yes, all that matters is that up to shmakovka and

there payment in cash on the applied And to the

mountain Where Where To

Gornoye I beg your pardon this is the eighth carriage

And are you blind? Well, what are you saying, my dear,

I have

100% vision, Moscow

time 18

hours 42

minutes, boarding is in progress on the express

train

[applause]

number You are not standing with your megaphone

instead of me I am

We will leave in this

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[laughter]

[applause] in the

carriage on the second platform, the

carriage numbers are from the head of the

train Where we're going, everything

is written there Why is the Koch

report so bad, snow and frost are expected,

what are you burning, my God, what a mustache,

take it apart, take it apart, Raechka,

take it apart, for the happiness of the young

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section citizens

Passengers, don't forget to kiss

your comrades who are seeing you off

Yes, you're a wedding there's a wedding Thank you It's not

worth it

Thank you Close the door

now close it tightly now take the key

to the eighth carriage now I'll take it down

give it to the

conductor

Manka My mommy I ran to the

window Goodbye happily

what are you And what do you need to have a ticket Well, if there

weren't any, girl, what are you saying,

really, I'm with my

wife, you give me a ticket,

let's go, Well, I don't know that now you

have to go as a stowaway for a divorce, Lika, Ah, that's

how you started talking, Well, that's a pity, but I

'll have to write down the number of the carriage and your

last name Well guys

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have a nice trip to you

chew sleep so that you don't

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What is it We are

standing in

order

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order let's go

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wagon in surname stezhko what's next and what is

that in your wagon there is a

stowaway that's what's in the jacket and with a backpack I

even think I saw how he paid you,

decide Maybe not it's worth being so

adamant already

let's go I forgot something there

where are you going there thoughts expectations and

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hopes we're closed for now we'll open in 10 minutes

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and here I am Misha

what about you And if you fell

[applause]

Borenka eye the doctor forbade me to

fall especially railway carriages

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[laughter]

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names leave memory faces leave dates days flicker only as

a shadow at the open

window

memories arise in hearts and this

measured

whirlpool of faces like distant moonlight and

sad reminds me that life goes on

and there is a price to pay for meetings

farewells I believe that the day will come the day of

hopes on the way

farewells I believe that the day will come the

day of

my fate my fate

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names are leaving my memory hopes are

melting in me and aspirations But only the morning will come

silence

I bless every moment and every

day given by

fate I want to live a full measure of

happiness and again the sun rises over

the earth and in the heart pain anxiety

quietly I don't believe that the day will come the day of

hopes on the way

farewell I believe that the day will come the day of

my fate my fate in

my opinion this is our carriage borenka and I

repeat to you once again this compartment is fully

paid for

tickets here are your tickets please Well, you are

traveling alone just don't distort the

owners of these seats in the restaurant car It's

strange but the restaurant car is closed Really

Borenka Okay go

Sorry I apologize

Sorry yeah

right

How strange when you buy a ticket we have a

separate compartment And when I have a reserved seat

car Well okay okay

thanks in the end I have the right

Okay okay just please don't

shout and take this comrade

take this Why is that and because you

have no reason to be here

Well, who knows who was where without

reason okay

okay there is philosophizing

together with this subject in Kup I won't

go And you mean you're going to Gorny

Well yeah And what will you be there do or live

there yes already worked for a year

And where are you there at the paper

mill Listen and who is your chief engineer there

now red-haired Yes Mishkin Mishin Mishkin And

how do you know Yes I know was born

there

graduated from school that's why I took you I

liked

oh hot sausages sausages

Guys, let's get something dry

Because I got married I haven't eaten

properly yet Yurochka and

please buy some champagne Yeah, I told you Think about it, you

didn't listen comrade, they were at

the station, champagne wedding, by the way,

mine, come on And by the way, champagne is the

same grapes just press

sit I have

lavori I'm going I'm

going hot sausages oh sausages are

very hot cadet that hot

very scary cut

eyes I only now realized

Borenka how Everything around is

beautiful I look and

admire but my eye

doctor forbids me to work in the

circus the second operation may not give

such

results and what else can you

do

nothing of course from acrobatic

eccentricity for now you will have to I do

n't know to refuse to work Misha,

I have any Horse that works harder than you,

but I can't get very far today on talent alone, the

talentless people around

you are working and everything is fine with them,

I envy you,

Borenka

Borya, Take me to

your place, well, we'll come up with some kind of horse,

clown, have you lost your mind? what do you think this is

better for your eyes than all your

acrobatics and have you ever sat

on a horse do you know what a horse is

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I wonder where they get this

tea it smells like burlap tea is transported in

sacks Borya Well, the doctor is

yours and what do you

know her I know you Misha

that you still don't Love

Listen, can't you take

a cup holder now, forgive me, you don't like tea in

bags And I'm in

a cup holder Excuse me

please today one of our friends got married

and he, if I may say so,

understand first wedding night

Please sit down Thank you Could you

swap with him, because you have a

double cube And they have such a case in

life man close the door Borya I'm

not used to repeating Why are you

talking to me Close the

door

Excuse me What's the matter

Misha I'm ashamed

and I can't stand these unceremonious

young

people I'd rather

give in to anyone The woman who stands there

eating sausages

and

crying

cries and why

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a little

she doesn't eat sausages she's

crying but can you make her laugh Do you

think she won't

be scared you're mad

Misha they just don't have

room young man Can I invite you

Forgive me Dada you and your

lady

Lyulya come in Good evening Good evening

Why do you keep driving around like this It's hard

probably

for your personal

life to sympathize or something

you want such responsive people like you know how many

I don't

believe it at every station enters and exits

yes yes le feed just

sympathize darling train wooden

dawns Prepare the carriage or

something what is your name Yes call at least a

pot only don't put it in the oven Well, I'm kidding, I'm

kidding Alexander

Mukhanov Listen Sanya, I in a moment just here

well tired

sun And quietly

with gu

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Sim Well so what should I do Go rest

at 3 with

change Well so I 3:30 will come at

3 at 3 so at three

not what do you all have to run to

look for Sorry

please quickly go to the restaurant and

sit there until

closing time And we have already eaten

And why are you in such a hurry Well, in general,

a girl, in order to go to a restaurant

We have neither moral nor, I would say,

physical

grounds And I have no grounds to

fly out because of you with work I understand

auditors on the

train my God I don't know well hide

us somewhere Oh let's

go

If it's long

long you're a man like a

money restaurant sit with you just

don't be stupid auditors on the train how long should I

sit there until I have money

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enough I myself I'll come for you when it

's possible, but you'll definitely come, you won't deceive

me, keep in mind that I'll wait, I'm a serious man in these matters.

Okay, go seriously. All of

you. serious drink restaurant and then

climb like Serafima Well, what

kind of person are you that you interfere with me with all this

echelon I may have a serious

intention

especially since I liked your town

Well, how long can you ride like this on

wheels Well, you can ride all over yourself

and

Okay,

go If for a long time, long time, if for a long time, along the

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path So you look, I'm

waiting, I said I'll come, you can come to Africa,

and in Africa, here's

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like this And what is this to me, no no no no no,

why

can't I drink or smoke? And can I?

only blind man's buff I

ask me what to pour the bride

champagne champagne So what does the groom prefer

they will drink raspberry juice

I ask well and you gentlemen officers will

drink Cher

and really I also like it

Well I ask tell us please a toast a

toast now for you for your dazzling

beauty Well No, I won't do that. Yura

says that I'm a redhead.

Oh, oh, oh. In that

case, I am

too. Well, let's go. Dear comrades, in

our train, in the eighth carriage, the

newlyweds Yuri and Raisa Kost are riding. On this

joyful day, the train crew

congratulates them and wishes them many years of

happy life together and great

love. As a gift to the newlyweds, we are sending a

small

concert.

Let's go. Now, everyone dance.

Please allow me to be with this one.

the food is delicious here it's free it's busy yes

please I said it's busy well

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Now if only there were some strings I would

play for you there is a guitar really

almost

now well Borya You are an egoist

that they poured you somewhere not somewhere And

at the wedding you would be in farce And I

agree Only in your

room

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fool

ponyka take the

fire on myself

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all

zakiru you are

lucky again I didn't hear anything

I can repeat

Thank you I know All that you can

tell me everything You could finish

graduate school fly into

space become an Olympic champion in

obstacle wrestling that you

could have given birth 10 times already

but you won't do all this

until I become

you won't get back on your feet

you'll never get back on your

feet Because you

and you still haven't been given a place Well why are

you silent you need to be indignant you need to shout without

ze I want to sleep why don't you know Well be

bolder girls

act And what don't you have

place and for what place do you have a

ticket ticket You

have I ask you to go through

please well and do you

have money then you will have to get off at the

next

station

Sign the guy there in the far

toilet and not be ashamed And also

married you will fine us now yes

exactly and collect fare and

here one

speculator has taken up the entire compartment Do we really

not have the right to expropriate it?

Follow us we will

figure it out I really want to believe in it

and

this is Borenka

Dada Good

evening Good evening

Hello where is my seat where is me

Please choose

any I will lie down here If not do you mind No

we don't

mind please I beg you

Uh-huh oh I'll help you the steps are slippery

please

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please where are your strings Petya on

guitar God well

now I ask Oh no I can't do this I'm

sorry

well And on this And on this All the more so

Borenka you fall asleep with you you will fall asleep

Now I'll play you a lullaby

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Hello Hello My friends and I are

cadets of the fire-technical school

this is also dangerous Why also well I heard it's

a bit dangerous in your navy

Well, what

should I do in that case? Give me

the address What if it happens I'll come to you

I'll

think about it ok we'll

close the port take the screw and keep it for yourself to

kill the cockroaches I don't understand two glasses at

night for a

reaction no

that won't

do you'll fly out under the article, my dear,

that's my word Well, Semyon Ignatyevich

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quieter, yes, then

no, theoretically, you're breaking into someone else's house in the middle of the

night,

a theorist And I'm a practitioner,

let's say, what kind of red tape is this

an hour ago, such a life-affirming

woman was, why

would Ryasnu hit someone in the forehead

should be written down Yes should be Well you tell

someone

Well me well let go San let go

Shmakovka Oh I came to wake you up

it's still 15 minutes away why are you in the vestibule

freezing please goodbye Thank you

how long have you been away from home in Gorny

Yes

I just went out waiting for

one letter there I wrote every week I

took care of myself I didn't go with others,

but he, the Clear Falcon,

flew in and played with me for two months, and he

married

another woman,

her father, Mishkin or Mishin, was the chief engineer

at our factory, well, there's a Zhiguli

I gave it to him, and he gave it to me, and what kind of

life did I have after that?

transport at first I

thought so here I am sleeping money for a

Volga I will come back when I [ __ ] with my Volga and

Zhiguli whose I will lend you my dump truck What the hell are

you

pining for Yes, I really need

it you were so affectionate I told you

for the joy that you gave me I am very much

obliged and in my soul I will always

respect you And he himself married another, but

he did the right thing, otherwise I

had to steal you away. Yes, he's a bastard, of course. Well,

okay.

Seraphim, I'm also wearing shmakovka, why are

you silent? Why should I cry?

Well, whether to cry or not, But it's

still appropriate to say goodbye like a human being, and I

won't go anywhere until you come. As

promised,

express train number 34, message Moscow,

Ilik Monar arrives. to the first track to the

first platform form train stop 10

minutes I repeat express train number 34

message Moscow Elik Monarch arrives

to the first track to the first platform

train stop 10

minutes And here in Ryazan we eat mushrooms with

eyes we eat them and they look

you

so that you don't help express train number 304

message Moscow enar departs from the

first track from the first platform I

repeat message monar departs from the

first track from the first

platform I

thought Well, he's a man and you

then - what do you

have to think with your own head Sanechka, look

how

healthy you are Well, now you why

did the train leave No it didn't leave do you hear it didn't leave I say the

train didn't leave that's it now let it

leave let go Sanya

let go Sanya Yes after the flight where Khoy

would have run herself let go I don't want I'm a Practitioner

I'm Sima Practitioner what I think I say what I

say what I do well I fell in love with you Sima

what a bastard I'll be fell in love with

Sima what's

going on Semyon

Ignatyevich [ __ ]

[music]

Sanya Semyon Ignatiy

[music]

traffic light

green I see green

[music]

sign dangerous place reduce speed

I understand now the road is

uphill difficult section the brakes will fail

hold on catch

[music]

[music]

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[applause]

I love [

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[applause]

oh God how hot Yu

[music]

hot little

hot come

on You are my darling

Why do you think it's so

hot at night there will be frosts of

30° Are you crazy No, I'm kidding

10 What the hell difference does it make What are they doing

there

Borenka naked I'm with you

Leave me alone who is that

naked there these are

horses I said I said put on blankets

no branded

carriage special permit

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MPS please I beg you I

got on the train I need to catch the train at

my Help Come on friend come on this is my

wife Come on get out of here get out don't listen you are

his conductor I understand from yours the

train is behind Well, I beg you, help me Well,

come on, get out of here Do you hear what they're telling you, lie, don't interfere, or I'll beat you up Well, let's go quickly [applause] [music] closed No, No, No, No, we're not allowed, we're renting a ticket office,

one of them already ran by here Yeah, in a robe And

you what Clown Clown or something the main thing said

not to let all the horses go told me to

hell scared them

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help

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Lyonka what's wrong with

you the Earth is

burning yes that's our car it's us Karim

Stop

here Damn there's

pressure in the brakes highway

normal water temperature and the oils are

normal It's clear the diesel auxiliary

units are also working normally And

you know how the guys dubbed this section a

complete Nightmare

Horror humorists aro

what are you doing better look back

if you don't understand Christmas

trees fire the car is burning in the center of the train

Yegorych Yegorych emergency

braking Let's get to the sifting

quickly

Attention attention train number 34 made an

emergency stop in the middle of the train,

fire, burning car, we are isolating it from

the rest, I understand, behind you, from the

side of Shmakovka, the Track

Repair

Team is working. I definitely saw them, according to the work schedule, the

track has already been dismantled. Therefore,

it is impossible to send help from the side of Shmakovka. I am

informing

the Ministry about the incident,

waiting for messages. about the progress of the evacuation

[applause]

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passengers there good we will

perish Don't go crazy Well let's go

[applause]

I say la quickly here where are you come to me

[music]

role Lelya

knock need to fast evacuation in

fire what

Yur evacuation hurry up And what about the fire

Come on

quickly I told you evacuation don't panic

calmly and quickly in the carriage

fire in the carriage fire evacuation faster

please I know I know

comrades

evacuation p Where are you citizens get down move

away from the carriage calmly Quickly I

told the woman let her through please oh

Yura I'm

careful here OZ I'm

scared Come on quick quick

with clear

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O

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[applause]

[music]

thank you mom

[music] Be

careful I have a dog there

comrades parents Take the kids to a

restaurant it will be calmer there go children

restaurant car

[music]

Tim Tim you seraph the conductor eight at the

car does not see I myself Seraphim look

my wings are not

burnt be careful be careful not

candle spreaders be careful be

careful like

this like this next to each other back

back Choose glass now

All Let's

jump

accept

faster

faster

go away and jump

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[applause]

quieter burning car number vo from the tail and

head the train is separated evacuation of

passengers is going

normally ambulances autosreda

fire department to you have already left for the scene of

the incident from Pervomayskaya sent

to deliver the tail section with

passengers to the

station warn the chief that there

will be a shunting filed due to track repairs

not from the side of shmakovka from

Pervomayskaya Clear the way Follow with the

head of the train to the junction I

understand you I am clearing the way with the head of the

train I am leaving to the junction

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by

[music]

What are you standing there for Help

me Where is my wife she won't

go anywhere there's no escape you'll be found

there pray for my soul who needs it face

speculator

go after them Move the

car

[music]

donkey I'll move it I'll

move it Ah

ty money's burning Ah

punks

where where where where wife

Well why aren't you

going Well come on come on come on faster

faster Well come on come on

ah

[music]

[applause]

[music]

come on in The carriage is warm there thank you

get up Like this

[music]

come on in Please come on in like this

come on in come

on the floor in the fast burning carriage right at

us

[applause]

I'll do it myself Oh go to the children children

go Why are you standing there go save the children

miracle Quiet guys well Don't cry my

dears

[applause]

what is

this we

[music] are

going

Serafima

Sima And the devil the

carriage went downhill They can't be stopped and

over there the track is dismantled San what is

going on

Sima Sim come on you go to the

cars and I'll run to the

repairman we need to make it

[music]

nayu a

[applause]

[music]

don't jump will beat will beat go to the

last cars the brakes don't work

go to the last

cars six cars can't be stopped they

need to be

uncoupled the air is higher vomit do not

work in the restaurant children need

uncoupling

difference teaser piggy bank prick

poured on the

side

icho der

pushed after

me disperse please follow

me faster to me faster ran

little ones

faster

Yura navo

Oh so after all

be

[applause]

safe faster

ite Well how is everyone there everyone

hand Give me a

quicker I'll unhook and you immediately

brake the brake is

stuck who are

you the brake is not working the handbrake is not

working

the lock is hot need to push the cars

manually let the chicken go let the chicken

go

Oh come on guys Come on my dear

Yurochka my dear

[music]

Yura Come on let's take it again my dears come

on let's go Come on

Yura Yura

Get in the

outfit Give me

[music] your

hand, well,

let's go, and

[music]

[music]

[applause] the

commander of the foam tanker, give the barrels

to the

burning cars and give the foam to extinguish the fire, the

commander of whose tanker, install the AB

closer to the right burning car from the

stationary

[music]

trunk comrades in need of

medical assistance should be

guided by the white la s m Rem

[applause]

be guided by the white fret with a red

leaf Carefully oh faithful cadets how the

vago got burned

[music]

comrades

shake

vago

it's gone there our people are packed down

gone rolled comrades Don't worry,

in a kilometer there's a level area, it's rocking, the

carriages

will stop there, guys, cadets,

what's there by the bridge, the path is one loop,

in about

300 meters, the car is

fast forward

[applause]

forest Why aren't we stopping, there's a big

slope, we're not holding the handbrake at this speed,

let me try, the paint is burning, we're

burning oh we're burning what should we do now we're

leaving for the last time Help the

conductor no horses there

please hold them for 2 minutes I

guarantee why the train hasn't been stopped yet

Rick the next car is burning there are children there we need to hand

them over are you crazy horses take them all

[ __ ] horses nadk how horses are

afraid they don't go out of the carriage

stand make them Borenka I know you

can do everything don't talk nonsense on the go or what Are

you still a brace I'm not

crazy What are you, what are you staring

at me like I'm a murderer stand they

tell you Borenka

Borya Well do it I beg you it

needs to be done You have too little

time, how many minutes or two?

So what the hell are you hanging around for?

Go and

Look

[music]

Look, come on, comrades,

faster, faster, one by one, come on,

faster, faster, comrades, come on,

come on

[applause]

[music]

Help, Well, where? Where can't you see? It's

taken apart. chep on the section the train is burning the floor

there there the cars are rolling downhill here

right at you

hear where they are around the

turn you need to hook up

Sima Sima I've already uncoupled go away I'm

braking let's go you'll

burn go away Sima Sima Sima

Sima let go Sima

[applause]

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[applause]

let's go through the forest

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a

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Mi Now

[laughter]

Now stand up where are you where do you

stop

G

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s

[music]

[music] it

hurts

Paradise how it hurts me it hurts

[music]

Yurochka

quietly little by little

[music]

quietly

[music]

no

need Yurochka where are

you

[applause]

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po

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o

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uncle uncle I I know you I saw you at the circus

Let's go

home Dad I saw this guy at the circus

[music]

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Rosha

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Rosha Us

[music]

[applause]

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e

[applause]

[music]