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What are we looking at here?
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A flock of cormorants.
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A couple mallard.
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Not a cormorant.
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That's a California towhee, I think.
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People.
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Yuck.
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That's a survey flag.
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Here we are at the exact coordinates
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that Sky Shark Mark 92 laid out for a sighting
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of the American avocet, and as we saw,
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that was not an American avocet.
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It wasn't any kind of avocet.
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All I've seen out here so far
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are a bunch of mallards, a common crane or two,
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a sea duck that flew off course.
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And I guess a few black-necked stilts,
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which of course are great, but
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I've already ticked them.
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I don't even know.
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But I am not prepared to give up hope.
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What?
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What the heck?
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What is it?
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What do you mean?
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Bag! Bag!
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You want my bag?
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My bag?
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Ju...
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Bag!
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Are you okay?
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Sir?
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You're good?
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You sure?
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Sir? Sir?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Wake up. Wake up.
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Sir?
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I'm alive!
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I'm alive.
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God.
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I thought that was it.
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What happened?
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The pulley.
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The pulley, God.
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You pull.
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It's supposed to go down.
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I went up.
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It was so scary, so scary.
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You're okay now?
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I'm
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I'm
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I'm sorry.
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You must be so busy.
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You do... you.
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I got this.
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I'm going to...
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Is there somebody you want me to call or?
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No.
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I think I'm...
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that's a really nice camera.
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Yes, yes.
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You're not busy, are you?
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Can you do me a favor quick?
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I'm kind of...
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I'll pay you $1,000 cash.
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I need you for 10 minutes.
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As long as I can remember, I've only had one wish.
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It wasn't for $1 billion or a million more wishes.
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I wanted to fly.
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Cut to, it's 1994,
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a young boy pops in a VHS of a film
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called "Terminal Velocity."
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He's basking in the glow of Charlie Sheen's brave
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and incredibly underrated performance
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as skydiver Ditch Brodie.
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And that boy knows his dream is going to come true.
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But he also knows dreams don't come cheap,
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and dreams need help,
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which is why you might want to hire someone professional
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who might be able to make sure that nothing bad happens,
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which is why I contracted you,
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your company, Cloudaholics Skydiving,
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to make sure everything went
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so that, say, I wouldn't be told,
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pull your cord anytime after 10 seconds
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and accidentally get caught up in the plane's jet stream,
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shoot straight up in the air instead of shooting down.
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Or I wouldn't be advised to say, hey, go ahead
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and jump on your own even though it's your first jump.
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You don't need a buddy up there when you're panicking.
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There's nobody up there. There's nobody around!
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Or so that you won't end up 100 miles from the target,
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crumpled up on the ground, 90...
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Too emotional.
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I said, it's too emotional.
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It's too emotional, isn't it?
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I knew it, I knew it.
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I knew it.
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It's too emotional.
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Let me explain to you what I'm trying to do here,
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I want to sue Cloudaholics Skydiving.
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I want to use the footage you have of me
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almost dying in that field.
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But I need to combine it with a perfect video.
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And my video sucks!
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It's too emotional.
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I don't know.
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I think the emotion works.
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Really?
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Sure,
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It shows you're passionate, uncompromising.
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It'll play with the jury.
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You made me feel so good.
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I was about to head into a full shame spiral
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of self-criticism, and you know what you did?
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What?
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You saved me.
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You saved me for the second time today.
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Because you are...
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who are you anyway?
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You're an angel.
You know what?
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Let me show you.
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I've been focused on myself this whole day.
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Who are you?
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What's your name?
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Elliot.
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- Elliot.
- Elliot, phone home, ET.
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What are you doing out here, Elliot?
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Tell me.
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I'm taking pictures of birds.
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I'm taking pictures of you.
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What's your blog called?
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"Feathers."
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That's a great name for a blog.
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But what are you doing in the middle of nowhere?
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Seriously, look at us.
We're nowhere.
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What are you doing here?
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A guy on the community had confirmed a sighting of a bird
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that's on my life list.
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What's it called?
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The American avocet.
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What does it look like?
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It's a long-legged bird
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with slightly webbed feet and blue legs.
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It's got a small, rounded head and a long black bill
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that turns slightly upward at the end.
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Wait there.
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Did you say blue legs, webbed feet,
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small, rounded head, and long black bill
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slightly curved at the end?
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This is going to be a good day, Elliot.
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Elliot, come with me.
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Hey, where's your car?
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You saw it?
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- Keep that camera on.
- It could be here any second.
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I swear, I saw a whole flock of them right up here.
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I can't thank you enough for doing this.
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Especially with everything you've been through today.
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Are you kidding me?
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This is your wish.
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What did you...
what did you call it?
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A life list?
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You have to see this bird before you die, Elliot.
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Look at you.
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Look at that happy little boy.
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I love how much you love these birds.
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It's so pure and beautiful.
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Where does it come from?
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I don't know.
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I guess I like the whole thing.
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I like sneaking up on them
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and spending some time with them
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before they know I'm there.
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When you spend that kind of quality time with a bird,
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you tend to get a little...
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Obsessed?
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That's kind of a strong term.
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Obsession has a bad rap.
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There's nothing wrong with obsession.
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It's natural.
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I mean...
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I'm a little obsessed with you, Elliot.
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I think you might be a little obsessed with me too.
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What?
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I'm kidding!
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Awkward humor alert.
Anyway, sorry.
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Continue, please.
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I guess I do get a little deep into it,
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but I'm not, like, a purist like a lot of birders.
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They look down on the fact that I film them.
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What?
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There's, like, a whole thing about
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you know, being out in nature
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with the bird alone, no technology.
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But I don't know, I guess I'm different.
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For me, the way to enjoy it best is to film them.
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And then you end up with, like, these tapes
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you can watch over and over and over again.
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I have, like, a whole closet full of them.
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You probably think I'm a weirdo.
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I don't think it's weird at all.
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I think it's beautiful.
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This is beautiful, man.
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This honesty here, it's...
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While I have you, the two of us,
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can I ask,
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you ever bait your birds?
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What do you mean?
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I think you know what I mean.
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You ever try to lure them in a little bit with, like,
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a "ca-caw," bird call, or maybe some food?
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I'd never do that.
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That's entirely unethical.
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What about capturing?
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Capturing?
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You ever want to, like, jump on them with a bag,
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and like, you know,
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try and take a little buddy home with you?
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God, no.
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Why?
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Would the birds die in the bag?
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I don't think so.
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It'd be hard to catch in the first place.
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Besides, I never do that.
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Elliot, have you seen the film "American Beauty"?
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There is a line from it that perfectly encapsulates
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what we're talking about here.
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Shut up, shut up, shut up.
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Did you see that?
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Where... where you going?
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Elliot!
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Come back!
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Shit!
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Shit!
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I'm sorry, man.
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I thought for sure that...
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Sir?
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Hello?
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Where did you go?
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Fuck.
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Guess I'm going to have to go find him.
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Elliot.
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Elliot, don't you walk away from me.
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Don't you walk away from me.
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I got something to say to you!
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Hey!
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Sometimes a he can spend all his time
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looking for a special bird, and he doesn't realize
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there's, like, a pretty decent regular bird in front of him.
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You feel your heart?
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You feel the way it's beating right now,
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that gushing blood?
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You were looking for the... for that feeling
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from that special bird,
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and sometimes there's a regular bird
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right in front of you that can...
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that can give you that same feeling.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Elliot, do not lie to me.
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No more lying.
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Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
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Yes, yes.
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Come on.
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Door's locked.
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The door is locked!
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I know.
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Can you push the little button?
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Do you want to?
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Not really.
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What's going on?
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I can explain that.
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I can explain it too.
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This is bird bait.
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And this is a liar.
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Sir!
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Sir!
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This is not going to work
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unless we're honest with each other, Elliot.
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What?
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I first need you to admit that
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you're a little bit obsessed with me.
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I can't understand what you're saying.
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I'm not giving you your car back
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until you admit that you're obsessed with me!
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I'm obsessed.
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With me.
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Yes, yes, with you.
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Good. That's good.
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Now, second, I need you to tell me
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you understood what I meant with my special bird metaphor.
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I think I understood.
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I don't think you did, Elliot.
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Can I have my car back now?
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You may not.
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Not until you tell me you understood what I meant
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with my special bird metaphor!
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Can you please come back here
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so we can talk about this without screaming?
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You are so frustrating!
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God!
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Jesus Christ.
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What?
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Where? Where?
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Where?
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Where? Where?
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It's in the pond.
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The blue legs, the webbed feet.
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Fuck this.
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Can I have my keys back now, please?
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Elliot.
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You cannot.
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Not until we clear up all these lies.
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I am getting so tired of this.
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The sun is going down.
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I know you think I've been lying to you.
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- Elliot.
- No.
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It's not you, it's me.
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I'm the one who's been lying.
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It's
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We all do it.
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I lied about the baiting.
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Clearly.
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Can I have my keys?
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And I will drop you wherever you need to go.
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No.
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No. No.
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No.
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I need you to understand
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why I have been so emotional.
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And I need to show you.
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And when I show you, Elliot,
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you are going to understand everything.
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You rolling? You ready?
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Here we go.
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Hold on.
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Helps if there's a little bit of wind.
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Give that another shot.
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Anyway, the point is that
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the regular bag sort of undulates and dances
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in this very special way because of the wind.
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If you'd seen "American Beauty" or listened
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to what I was trying to tell you before
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you cut me off earlier, you'd understand.
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But fine, we're here now, so it's...
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it's really...
there's never any wind
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when you need it, is there, Eliot?
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It's really frustrating.
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I think I get it.
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Eliot, I really don't think you do.
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- I don't...
- you don't get it!
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You don't get it!
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Elliot?
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Yeah?
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I'm trying...
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I'm trying to tell you I think you're special.
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That's all I'm trying to do here, all day.
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That's why I lied to you about the bird.
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It's why I lied to you about Cloudaholics Skydiving.
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I didn't get lost up there, Elliot.
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I found you.
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I found you down here.
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It was almost like... like you were baiting me.
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And so I came to you.
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And then you spent all day
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looking for that stupid special bird!
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And I'm regular.
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Why can't regular be special, Elliot?
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Dude, I don't...
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Elliot, shut your mouth.
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Shut up, shut up.
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The special bird is right there.
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Elliot!
I know you don't believe me.
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I would not lie about this.
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Look!
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Look!
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Look!
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Holy shit.
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It's the avocet.
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That's right, Elliot.
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It's your special bird.
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And now you have a choice to make.
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And this is not a test in any way.
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Special or regular?
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- What are you doing?
- I baited you.
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I baited you.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Get away from me.
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Yeah!
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Elliot!
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Go!
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What are you doing?
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