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Looks like our new neighbors
are finally moving in.
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Ooh, I hope they're
fun and nice.
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They're not.
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Babe, you haven't
even met them yet.
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My point exactly.
What kind of people
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don't introduce themselves
to the neighbors?
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And especially with
all that construction noise.
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I hate to say it,
but I'm getting a tingle.
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What does that mean?
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The tingle is my intuition.
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And I hope it's wrong,
because one new neighbor
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can change the whole vibe
of a neighborhood.
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Yeah. I just hope
it's not another Dave.
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Me, too.
That would be confusing.
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But maybe he could
be "New Dave."
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And I could be
"O.G. Dave."
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Dave, do you even know
what that stands for?
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I want to say Olive Garden
but I feel like that's wrong.
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No, for you it's right.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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(rackets hitting ball)
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What the hell is that sound?
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It's 6:30 in the morning!
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Dave.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but are you on meth?
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I wish!
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Instead of being gently stirred
to greet the day
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by my aromatherapy white noise
LED sunrise alarm,
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I was jolted awake by that...
(rackets hitting ball)
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Whack! Whack! Whack!
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Dave, you don't have to
do it. We all hear it.
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What the hell are those new
neighbors doing over there?
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I don't know.
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Either they're
building something
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or they're killing something,
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but either way
it needs to be finished.
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See, this is what I was worried
about with new folks moving in.
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We have a way that
we do things around here.
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Now you go over there
and you tell them
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how we do things
around here.
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Why are you making me a Karen?
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I don't want them to hate me.
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Go on now!
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Tina, I'm wearing slippers!
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You cannot argue with
people in slippers.
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What if things go wrong?
I'm-a need some grip!
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Fine. Go change.
All right, then.
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By the way, you know,
Calvin, I like the pajamas.
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I never pictured you
as a pajama guy.
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Just laying in bed, all cozy.
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Dave, don't picture me in bed.
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(shouting)
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(shouting continues)
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One-button collapsible,
portable, lightweight my ass!
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(shouting)
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I know it's a pain,
but my mom really wants
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to take Daphne
to the beach.
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So your mama is in town
babysitting for a whole week?
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What are you two going
to do with yourselves?
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Ooh! I know what we should do.
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We should go to
the Long Beach aquarium.
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I want to see them feed
that red octopus.
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That sounds fantastic.
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But actually, I can't.
I have a date.
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A date, you say.
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Yeah, just some guy
I met on Tinder.
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Tinder, you say.
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That's great!
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Good for you.
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Okay, that's great.
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Yeah.
That's great.
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That's great.
Great, great, great.
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Marty, Marty, Marty.
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You are buffering.
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You're cool with this, right?
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With your date?
Girl, of course!
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Ain't nobody worried
about your date.
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No, I'm just...
I'm just upset at this
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non-portable playpen that I hate
with the fury of ten hells!
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(chuckles)
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We can help you out,
little bro.
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Oh.
Oh.
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I was gonna do that next.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, guys.
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All right.
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Go on and get your
groove back, girl!
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Ha!
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(chuckles)
Ah...
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Okay. Okay. Uh...
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(clears throat)
What's going on?
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Going on? Man, nothing.
I'm great.
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I'm great. I'm great.
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Don't start that again.
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It's fine. It's fine.
Courtney and I are not a couple.
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You know, we're just co-parents.
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So, she's going on a date,
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and I'm-a see a red octopus.
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(both chuckling)
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(rackets hitting ball)
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All right, now, Calvin, don't
worry, if this goes sideways,
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I brought pepper spray.
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Damn it!
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It's just my inhaler.
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Hey. Neighbors?
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Hey, look. I'm Calvin,
right across the street.
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This is Dave,
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the next house over.
Nice to meet you.
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I'm Zak. No C, just K.
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Okay, look,
here's the thing, Zak.
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This is a quiet neighborhood.
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And there is an awful lot of
noise coming from your backyard.
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Oh, my gosh.
It's my pickleball, isn't it?
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Yeah, all I'm asking is
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can you not play it
at the crack of dawn?
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And maybe... not at all?
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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We didn't realize
the sound carried.
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How about we don't play
till 9:00 a.m., is that cool?
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Thank you.
We'll appreciate that.
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You know how it is
with pickleball, right?
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You start playing,
you just can't stop.
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No, I wouldn't know.
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I don't play sports
that aren't sports.
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Wait, you've never played
pickleball?
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You must.
It will consume you.
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Everything okay, honey?
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Hey, babe,
meet our new neighbors,
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Calvin and Dave.
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They are pickleball virgins.
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Oh, my God, well,
let us pop your pickle!
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I'm Sara,
just an A, no H.
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That's a thing
with you guys, huh?
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Come on in.
We have extra paddles.
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You know, doubles is twice
as much fun as singles.
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Nah, I'm good.
Thank you.
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You hear that, babe? I think
our new neighbors are scared.
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Whoa. Whoa. Ain't nobody scared
to play you at baby tennis.
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You must be from
that generation
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that doesn't want to
be beaten by a girl.
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First of all,
we are allies.
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And I will whup a woman.
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Whoa...
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That came out wrong.
Obviously.
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Whatever, it's on!
Let's pickle.
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SARA: Yours!
Got it!
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Hey, hey.
(shouts)
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Ooh! Sorry, Calvin.
Kitchen violation.
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(Dave shouts)
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Oh!
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Well, that's game.
You're a fast learner, Calvin.
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Okay, hey, one more game?
Calvin?
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Nah. Tina's been texting me.
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Plus I've been playing so long,
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my drawers are sticking
to my leg.
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Hey, Marty.
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MARTY: Hey.
A little birdie told me
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Courtney back in these streets.
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Is that little birdie
six-one with a beard?
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Well, let me ask you--
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would you like to get back
in these streets, too?
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You know what?
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If she's going to get back
in these streets,
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there's no reason why I should
not be in these streets.
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So yes. Give me streets!
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Okay. Don't say it like that.
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But it just so happens,
tomorrow night at Ernie's bar,
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I'm hosting a balloon pop.
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Oh.
What's a balloon pop?
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I saw it on YouTube.
It's a dating game where
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a line of beautiful women
hold balloons.
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Yes. And I bring out
a single guy,
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he tells the women
about himself,
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and the women who aren't
interested pop their balloons.
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I'm in!
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All right.
You in, Malcolm?
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I mean, your phone's dry.
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Wait. So I just stand there,
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and let the women decide
whether or not
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they want to go out with me?
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Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
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You know what, that would
take the pressure off.
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I am terrible at
choosing women.
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I always end up overthinking
and picking the wrong person.
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Yeah, you do that a lot.
You're notoriously bad.
You don't have to tell us.
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Okay, okay, I know.
Please. You know what?
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I'm in.
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All right!
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I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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Okay.
H-Hey. Give me some.
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All right, all right.
It's gonna be fun, man.
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In the streets.
Marty in the streets.
Oh, oh, oh.
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It's $50 apiece,
with a two-drink minimum.
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Really, Trey?
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Hey, man, you know when they
say love don't cost a thing?
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They lied.
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Dave hasn't come back.
Have you heard from Calvin?
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No. You know,
I knew I had a bad feeling
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about those new neighbors.
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I bet you they're those
perky, chatty, friendly types
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who insist on being
your best friend,
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and who pop over all the time.
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Tina, you realize
you just described us.
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Yeah, but y'all grew on me.
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Hey, babe.
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Ugh, there you are!
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What took you so long?
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We have been pickleball-ing.
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Pickleball?
Is that what that noise was?
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Yup, it's noisy,
but it's fantastic.
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Hey, and you guys should
meet our new neighbors,
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the, uh, Zerleckys.
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They're fun,
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fun people, great hosts,
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and you should see their dinks.
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(laughing)
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Excuse me?
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Calvin, they don't get it.
They're not p-ballers.
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Get your foot
off my counter.
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CALVIN:
Nah, babe.
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A dink is the word for
a soft shot in the kitchen.
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So you play in the kitchen?
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(both laughing)
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You hear that, Calvin?
It's hilarious.
I know, right?
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No, babe, the kitchen is
a zone near the net
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where you're not allowed
to volley.
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So did you ask them to
stop playing so early?
Yeah.
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Yes, yes.
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No playing before 9:00 a.m.
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Boom.
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Oh, but, uh, remember
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they have that brunch thing.
Oh.
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Forgot about that.
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Yeah, so,
except for tomorrow.
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We're just gonna
get a quick game in at 7:00 a.m.
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All right, look at that.
Another love connection!
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Let's get these ladies
some fresh balloons.
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All right, let's bring up
our next bachelor, Marty!
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Good evening, fair maidens.
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Oh!
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Wow. Uh, okay.
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Uh, why don't you tell them
something about yourself.
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Yes, well, uh,
I'm a new father...
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Uh, no, see, see,
I'm-I'm not with the mother.
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It was a one-night stand.
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No! No, not like that!
She-she works for me.
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You'd better start lying.
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No. My truth is amazing.
252
00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:58,579
Fun fact about me--
253
00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,182
I am quite literally
a rocket scientist.
254
00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,785
Y'all don't like science?!
255
00:11:03,885 --> 00:11:05,854
What is wrong with you people?!
256
00:11:07,956 --> 00:11:11,259
All right. Well, that went
much faster than I expected.
257
00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:14,896
MARTY:
Hey.
258
00:11:14,996 --> 00:11:15,997
That phone you're on?
259
00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:18,332
That is science!
(balloon pops)
260
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,871
Now y'all just wasting balloons!
261
00:11:24,773 --> 00:11:26,808
(rackets hitting ball)
262
00:11:26,941 --> 00:11:28,977
Oh.
263
00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:31,912
Oh, my God.
(groaning)
264
00:11:31,913 --> 00:11:33,514
That's Calvin and Dave,
isn't it?
265
00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:35,183
Hear that girlish grunt?
266
00:11:35,283 --> 00:11:36,350
(high-pitched grunt)
267
00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:39,520
Yup, that's Dave.
268
00:11:39,653 --> 00:11:41,823
Oh, this is so annoying!
269
00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:44,658
We were gonna go fantasy
bathroom shopping.
270
00:11:44,759 --> 00:11:46,027
What the hell is that?
271
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,561
It's this fun activity
272
00:11:47,661 --> 00:11:50,698
where we plan a bathroom remodel
that we can't afford.
273
00:11:51,599 --> 00:11:54,002
That's the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
274
00:11:54,102 --> 00:11:55,736
(high-pitched grunt)
275
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,239
Actually, that's sadder.
276
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:04,078
These women are brutal!
277
00:12:05,847 --> 00:12:07,315
That's okay.
278
00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:09,984
I'm just gonna lay myself
bare out there,
279
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,820
and let the pops come.
280
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,822
The pops sting, Malcolm.
281
00:12:14,622 --> 00:12:16,024
All right, ladies.
282
00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:19,393
Your next victim is my boy,
Malcolm.
283
00:12:19,527 --> 00:12:21,362
Whoo! Malcolm!
284
00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:22,796
That's my brother!
285
00:12:22,797 --> 00:12:25,033
Yeah, this should be quick.
286
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:28,269
Sorry.
(mutters, chuckles)
287
00:12:28,369 --> 00:12:31,605
Uh, hey. My name is Malcolm.
288
00:12:31,705 --> 00:12:33,374
I'm a baseball coach at USC.
289
00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:35,476
ALL:
Ooh...
290
00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:39,447
Now don't get too excited.
291
00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:41,182
I'm just an assistant coach.
292
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,885
I, uh, I can't be a head coach
293
00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:46,020
because I dropped out
of college to go pro.
294
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,389
Yes.
295
00:12:49,723 --> 00:12:52,894
I did not make it.
(chuckles) Yeah.
296
00:12:52,994 --> 00:12:55,162
I got hurt.
Both knees are gone.
297
00:12:55,163 --> 00:12:56,898
It's bone on bone.
298
00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:59,300
(all moaning)
299
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:06,074
Anyway, uh, after that
I kinda spiraled down.
300
00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:08,809
Yeah, until fairly recently,
I was...
301
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:10,644
living on my parents' couch.
302
00:13:11,779 --> 00:13:13,614
ALL:
Aw...
303
00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,420
Uh, did you not hear him?
304
00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:21,890
He said he was living
on his parents' couch!
305
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,825
On-on his parents' c--
306
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:34,635
Look, Marty, I know you're not
having the best of times,
307
00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:37,438
but you gotta buy another drink.
It's a two-drink minimum.
308
00:13:44,979 --> 00:13:46,580
CALVIN: Okay. Hey,
pickle point.
309
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,721
Oh!
Ooh, yeah!
310
00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:54,956
Yeah!
311
00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:57,591
You see that spin
for the win, baby.
312
00:13:57,725 --> 00:13:59,260
Way to go, baby.
313
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,262
Sorry to win and run,
314
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:04,265
but I got to go ice my glute.
315
00:14:04,398 --> 00:14:08,168
No! Hang out! Stay
for a victory beer.
316
00:14:08,169 --> 00:14:09,603
I'm making some wings.
317
00:14:09,703 --> 00:14:12,073
Hey, you ain't gotta
twist my arm.
318
00:14:12,173 --> 00:14:13,574
Ow!
319
00:14:15,243 --> 00:14:17,845
Is there such thing
as pickle elbow?
320
00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:19,179
Actually, yes.
321
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:22,216
And Dr. Zak says apply
a cold beer to it, stat!
322
00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:23,751
(chuckling)
323
00:14:23,851 --> 00:14:25,218
Can't argue with my doctor.
324
00:14:25,219 --> 00:14:29,257
Yeah, I'll "nurse"
one of those beers.
325
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,093
This guy is a riot.
326
00:14:32,193 --> 00:14:34,462
Hear that, Calvin?
She thinks I'm a riot.
327
00:14:34,595 --> 00:14:37,165
Well, she's dehydrated, Dave.
328
00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:42,803
Okay, clearly I am not
getting through to you.
329
00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:45,273
Uh, my dating history
is littered
330
00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:46,840
with broken relationships.
331
00:14:46,941 --> 00:14:51,079
And I can honestly say that
90% of them were my fault.
332
00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:53,647
I am terrified
of commitment,
333
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,783
so I'm warning y'all.
334
00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:58,519
You do not want this!
(chuckles)
335
00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:04,224
Are y'all hearing me?
336
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:06,894
Look, I am a mess!
337
00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:08,929
He ain't lying.
338
00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:12,500
Malcolm is a mess.
339
00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:16,337
Oh, damn.
(chuckles)
340
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:17,871
Hey, Kayla.
341
00:15:17,972 --> 00:15:21,675
(devious laughter)
342
00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:24,845
Kayla!
Here comes Poppapalooza!
343
00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,549
Malcolm and I dated
for six weeks
344
00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:30,084
and do you know what he did?
345
00:15:30,184 --> 00:15:31,284
What'd he do?
346
00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:32,420
He ghosted me!
347
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,155
Mm.
348
00:15:34,255 --> 00:15:35,656
Guilty as charged.
349
00:15:35,756 --> 00:15:37,825
Pop away.
350
00:15:37,925 --> 00:15:41,929
But this? This is
a different man.
351
00:15:43,431 --> 00:15:45,033
This is a vulnerable man.
352
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,668
This is a man who has been
working on himself.
353
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,005
Are you kidding me?!
354
00:15:51,105 --> 00:15:52,939
You know what?
355
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,774
Give me one of those balloons.
356
00:15:54,775 --> 00:15:56,544
No, no, no, ma'am.
357
00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:58,512
You aren't in the game.
You don't get a balloon.
358
00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,480
You don't tell me
what I can't get.
359
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,715
But I just did, though.
360
00:16:01,849 --> 00:16:03,251
(clamoring)
Hey, hey, ladies! Ladies!
361
00:16:03,351 --> 00:16:05,485
No fighting. Ladies,
no fighting! We got rules!
362
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,222
We got rules!
Two-drink minimum!
363
00:16:09,123 --> 00:16:12,325
Tina! Dave just texted
that he's eating wings
364
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:13,927
with the pickle people.
365
00:16:14,028 --> 00:16:15,363
And I made dinner!
366
00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:20,601
Okay, it's a heat-and-serve
from Costco, but I heated it.
367
00:16:21,935 --> 00:16:23,904
I burned it.
368
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:26,874
(scoffs)
But he doesn't know that.
369
00:16:26,974 --> 00:16:29,710
All right, you know what?
I saw this coming.
370
00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,713
I told y'all I got a tingle,
but nobody listened to me.
371
00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:35,682
Now I'm gonna be the one that's
gonna have to shut it down.
372
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:38,352
Ooh, here's your chance.
New neighbor, ten o'clock.
373
00:16:38,452 --> 00:16:40,988
Hi neighbors!
Hey.
374
00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:42,756
I just wanted to
introduce myself
375
00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:44,258
and drop off a peace offering.
376
00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:48,096
I know we've been making
a racket. No pun intended.
377
00:16:48,229 --> 00:16:49,430
(laughing)
378
00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:50,863
I'm Allison.
379
00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:53,101
Isn't that sweet? I mean,
we were just talking about
380
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:55,403
how we were looking forward
to meeting you.
381
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,804
I'm Tina.
382
00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:59,407
I'm Gemma.
383
00:16:59,507 --> 00:17:01,775
And intended or not,
that pun was delightful.
384
00:17:04,645 --> 00:17:06,947
I cannot believe this.
385
00:17:07,081 --> 00:17:10,118
All I wanted was one date
without having to choose.
386
00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:13,587
(laughs) Now I've got
seven women calling me.
387
00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:17,091
I don't even
know her name.
388
00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:19,127
Hey, hey, hey.
389
00:17:20,228 --> 00:17:21,595
I hate you.
390
00:17:24,332 --> 00:17:26,434
Courtney?
What are you doing here?
391
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,237
My date was a little...
392
00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:31,139
Yes?
393
00:17:31,972 --> 00:17:33,873
I don't know,
just kind of like...
394
00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:36,543
Yes? Yes?
395
00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:38,545
He was a little off.
396
00:17:38,546 --> 00:17:40,047
(gasps)
397
00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:42,316
How unfortunate.
398
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:43,984
(mouthing)
399
00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:46,287
I had him
drop me off here
400
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:48,322
because I did not want him
to know where I live.
401
00:17:49,657 --> 00:17:52,626
Oh. So you led a crazy man
to our house?
402
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,562
Do you need a ride home?
403
00:17:55,563 --> 00:17:56,729
Would you?
404
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:59,667
I'd love to!
I mean, yes, I can.
405
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:02,402
I got you. Come on.
Right this way.
406
00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:05,005
All right, Marty.
407
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,307
You're smiling way too big.
408
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:08,242
Am I?
Yes.
409
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,878
How's this?
410
00:18:10,978 --> 00:18:13,447
That's better. Okay.
411
00:18:14,282 --> 00:18:16,417
Marty, don't skip.
412
00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:21,822
Huh, that is so interesting.
413
00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:24,992
I've never met a dental
hygienist before.
414
00:18:25,092 --> 00:18:28,162
Well, not one who didn't
have her fingers in my mouth.
415
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:31,799
Well, now you have.
416
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:35,602
And I gotta say,
your gums are spectacular.
417
00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:40,674
(laughs) Waterpik.
418
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:42,843
Knew it.
419
00:18:43,611 --> 00:18:45,279
Ugh. Well, I've got to run.
420
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,915
Oh.
Great meeting you.
421
00:18:48,015 --> 00:18:50,851
Yeah. You know, Calvin said
how much fun you guys are.
422
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:54,888
You know what? You all have to
come over for dinner sometime.
423
00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:57,358
And I am not taking no
for an answer.
424
00:18:57,491 --> 00:18:59,560
Then yes!
425
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:02,662
Oh, hello. Hi.
426
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,866
You know, Calvin,
I owe you a big apology.
427
00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:08,168
I mean, I was so wrong
about our new neighbors.
428
00:19:08,269 --> 00:19:12,139
Okay, thanks, but, uh,
who was that lady?
429
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:15,675
Who? Allison?
430
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,310
Who's Allison?
431
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,713
The woman you've been
playing pickleball with.
432
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,882
You mean Sara?
Who's Sara?
433
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:24,117
The woman we've been
playing pickleball with.
434
00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,955
I've never seen that woman
before in my life.
435
00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:31,792
What y'all talking about?
436
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:35,396
Wait a minute now.
437
00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:40,868
Yeah. Look. On the left.
438
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:42,736
That's Zak's wife Sara.
439
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,238
GEMMA:
But that's Allison,
440
00:19:44,338 --> 00:19:45,939
and she's putting her hand
on Zak's back.
441
00:19:46,073 --> 00:19:47,775
That's just friendly.
442
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,744
Now it's going down
to her butt.
443
00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:53,614
That's a little too friendly.
Okay, I get that.
444
00:19:55,115 --> 00:19:58,386
How you doing?
Hey, now.
(chuckles)
445
00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:00,087
How y'all doing?
446
00:20:00,187 --> 00:20:01,455
Wow.
447
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:04,392
Well, now Sara and Allison
are holding hands.
448
00:20:04,492 --> 00:20:07,361
Okay, and Zak's kissing Sara.
449
00:20:07,461 --> 00:20:10,030
Okay. All right, now.
450
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:11,932
Now he's kissing Allison.
Okay. (chuckles)
451
00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:13,501
I knew it. I knew it, y'all.
452
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:15,102
The tingle is never wrong.
453
00:20:15,202 --> 00:20:17,170
Those people
are freaky deaky!
454
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:21,675
Okay, Zak with a K.
455
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,377
Yeah. Looks like
they're doing more
456
00:20:24,378 --> 00:20:26,045
than playing doubles over there.
457
00:20:26,046 --> 00:20:28,349
(laughing, muttering)
458
00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:30,351
Can't wait for that dinner!
459
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:32,419
(quietly):
Not gonna happen.
460
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:35,155
Okay, girl!
(laughs)
461
00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:38,459
Your pickleball days
are over.
Mm-hmm.
462
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,226
I just bought
this whole outfit.
463
00:20:40,227 --> 00:20:41,962
Yeah, and I just
ordered mine.
464
00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:44,197
What you say now?
465
00:20:45,265 --> 00:20:46,534
I-I can return mine.
466
00:20:46,634 --> 00:20:48,336
I mean, soon as it come,
it'll just go right back.
467
00:20:48,436 --> 00:20:50,838
(muttering)
468
00:20:56,243 --> 00:20:59,279
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