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Ho, ho, ho-llo.
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It's Christmas Eve
at Saint Denis,
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and even in a hospital,
it's the best time of year.
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Ooh, there's Santa!
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Or, um, Mr. Holiday Man,
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as we tell the
non-denominational patients.
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Are you here to spread
some Christmas cheer?
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No, I'm just waiting for a room.
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Oh, are you... are you OK?
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Maybe I could just
tell a doctor.
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Well, maybe I am a doctor.
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I'd rather just
tell a male doctor.
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Are you OK, Santa?
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Santa's fine. Ho, ho.
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Just a little problem
with, uh, the North Pole.
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OK, everybody, let's
go back to our seats.
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Don't look back at Santa.
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Don't look at him.
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Don't look back at him.
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Don't look back at Santa.
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Oh,.
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- All right.
- Watch out.
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I get it.
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Wow, the whole family's here.
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What have we got?
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Well, Mr. Klein came
in with some hip pain.
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Ah, ah.
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Sorry, Bob has hip pain.
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We had a little back and
forth about that earlier.
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And I asked her if I
could call her sweetheart,
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but not in a gross way.
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And weirdly, I was
fine with that.
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You are a braver
man than I am, Bob.
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How did you hurt the hip?
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Pole vaulting.
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No, come on, doc. I'm ancient.
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The wind hit me weird and
I tripped over myself.
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Like... like this guy seeing
a bikini at the beach.
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He clocked you, buddy.
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I've never been to the beach.
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How's your health otherwise?
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Strong as an ox.
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Dad.
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He's had leukemia
for about 16 months.
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Strong as an ox
with blood cancer.
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An ox will work right
up until it dies.
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OK, well, we are going
to leave you guys to it,
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and I'll be back to start
some tests, all right?
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Looking forward
to it, sweetheart.
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See, I don't mind
that. Is that weird?
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Well, we're not supposed
to have favorite patients,
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but we do.
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I almost don't want
him to get better.
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The rest of my patients
today are duds.
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Oh, I love this one.
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Pornography alert.
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No, I'm sorry. That
was inappropriate.
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I know you're not watching
pornography in a group setting.
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I just couldn't think
of anything else to say.
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It's not pornography, is it?
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It's just NurseTok, Joyce.
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Videos from hospitals,
nurses, doctors.
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Portland General, bleh.
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Oh, four million
views. That's...
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eight million eyeballs.
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Some people don't have two eyes.
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So more like 7 1/2
million eyeballs?
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OK, that seems low, Holly.
That seems really low.
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Social media is here to stay.
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I've always believed that.
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That's why I run an Instagram
account for Saint Denis.
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"To those who celebrate,
Happy Halloween."
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But for Portland General to
generate that level of traffic,
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I mean, a bigger presence
means more patients,
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more clout, more dollars.
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Right now, we only
have 142 followers.
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Oh, 141 followers.
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Sanderson unfollowed.
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I called his travel
charcuterie board a Lunchable.
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He'll be back.
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So I was gonna propose
to my girlfriend.
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Aw.
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And I decided
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to take the engagement ring
and put it around my penis.
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Right.
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OK.
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But the ring is
actually pretty big.
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Yeah, it's much bigger than
anything you're imagining.
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My fingers are huge.
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He calls me carrot fingers.
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Yeah, anyway, so the
ring is on my penis,
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and I start thinking
about our life together,
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and I get aroused.
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It's actually really romantic.
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The blood is trapped,
and the ring is very,
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very tight, so just be prepared.
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I've been here a while now,
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so pretty much
everything's routine to me.
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OK, right.
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I see the ring
you're talking about,
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right there in the middle.
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Dr. Schweitz, could you
jump in here really quick?
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Sure.
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All right, what seems
to be the problem?
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Oh, my God!
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It looks like a penis.
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- Is that your penis?
- Yeah.
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Who did that to you?
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Did you do this to him?
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No, man!
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Bob, you have such
a loving family.
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It must be so nice to have them
all come together like that.
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I'm a lucky guy.
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No. It's work, you know.
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You put in the work
and it's paying off.
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- I admire you.
- Thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- How about you guys?
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You got any travel
plans for the holidays?
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Oh, no, I just have, you know,
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dinner with the whole family.
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Although I would like to put
Tim's parents on a plane,
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if you know what I mean.
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Uh, because they have never
been to the Caribbean,
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and I would love to
give that to them, so.
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Uh, Ron's going to Texas.
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Actually, I'm staying home.
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Got a bottle of Laphroaig
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and a box of Christmas
Crunch cereal,
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so me and the captain
about to partake.
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It's...
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You're making it feel
sad. It's not sad.
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My kids are grown now.
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It's not like they're
gonna be running around
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the Christmas tree
screaming over presents.
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Presents.
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I gotta get on that.
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Oh, OK.
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Why don't we do that thing
where everybody dances
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and lip syncs to a song
like, "So You Had a Bad Day,"
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but we make it about a good day?
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A little first thought, right?
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Uh-huh. Yeah, that was dumb.
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Just reads as 2016.
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Maybe even earlier, 2015.
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I asked Serena to
help me pump up
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Saint Denis's social
media presence,
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and she jumped at the chance.
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She said she couldn't
let me do it alone.
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The best thing about our
social media presence
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is that it barely exists.
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But if Joyce is gonna
start posting more
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and then tagging me,
asking me to repost,
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I cannot let her do this alone.
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Or what if we do that thing
where everybody freezes?
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We freeze,
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and then the camera pans around
us like we're mannequins.
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No? Little first thought?
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But where's Mrs. Claus in this
twisted universe of yours?
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We didn't really think
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- about...
- Oh, you didn't think?
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She's only given thousands
of years to this man,
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but you didn't think. OK.
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Our ring cutter's broken,
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but the hospital has access
to the fire department's.
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Oh, thank God.
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I was legitimately
worried for you.
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But that one's also broken.
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But there is a fire
department 80 miles away.
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There you go.
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But they're buried
in a snowstorm.
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- Oh, God.
- Hey, it's OK.
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I'm not worried.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So I thought you were
flying down to Texas.
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Something happen?
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No, what I said was
my family is going,
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which includes my ex-wife.
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Now, we really can't
be in the same county
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at the same time.
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Are you sure you're gonna be OK?
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Are you serious?
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I get time to relax,
watch Christmas TV,
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"Die Hard,"
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and that channel
with a burning log.
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I can switch back and forth
as many times as I want.
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"Die Hard," log.
"Die Hard," log.
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Hang on. Ron, this
can't be right.
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- Bob's lab results.
- Let's see.
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Look at the blood work.
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- Bob?
- Wait, I saw it first.
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- Let me tell him.
- I'm the doctor.
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- I have good news...
- Your cancer's gone
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I'm sorry. Whoo!
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You're in shock,
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but you have a clean
bill of health.
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It's a Christmas miracle. Yay!
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What are the rules about
doctor-patient confidentiality?
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Like, are you allowed to
tell my family about this?
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No, not without your permission.
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Great.
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I don't give my permission.
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And I've never had cancer.
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Wait, you've never had cancer?
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Not yet.
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So you've just been lying to
your family this entire time?
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Look, when your kids grow up,
they start to forget about you,
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and that doesn't feel so good.
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I mean, I didn't feel
good about all of this,
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but now my family
visits me all the time,
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and our relationship is
better than it's ever been.
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This is the worst thing I
have ever seen on the job,
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and I just helped a man
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who had maggots coming out
of sores on his feet, OK?
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You're worse than that!
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Well, listen,
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I'm not gonna tell my family
the truth, and you can't.
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I'd hate to slap you
with a HIPAA violation.
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- Oh, my God.
- My babies!
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Hi, give Daddy a hug.
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- I'm coming, Dad.
- Get over here.
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Great to see you.
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The doctors you
meet at Saint Denis.
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Orthopedics.
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What up, bro?
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I like fixing knees
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and carving tight
lines in powder.
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That's, uh,
snowboarding, not drugs.
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Cardiologist.
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Hey, I don't know much
about snowboarding.
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Less about snowboarding.
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OK, Serena, now you're
just getting in my head.
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Let me explore.
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Uh, I'm a GI doctor.
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And I think I'm
God's gift to women.
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I'm gonna take
you out to dinner,
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and I'm gonna tell you
I had an amazing time
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and then never call you back
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and then be weird to you at
work for the next 15 years.
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And then one day I'm just
gonna show up married.
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What is that?
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What is that?
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Did you and Dr. Sullivan date?
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Serena...
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I'm talking about
gastroenterologists in general.
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OK?
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This guy would rather
lie to his family
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than actually earn their love?
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- It's sick.
- It is, but...
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Oh, come on. There's a but?
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Well, your kids are
still in the magic years,
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but eventually, they get older,
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and they tend to
lose interest in you.
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And the way to get their
attention is by faking cancer?
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- Come on.
- Well, I'm not defending him.
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I'm just saying there's
two sides to every story.
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I get that nurturing
closeness with family is hard.
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OK, it takes effort.
258
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I work all day, I go
home, I'm exhausted,
259
00:09:14,769 --> 00:09:17,249
and I still find time to
talk about "Minecraft," OK?
260
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:20,513
So maybe if your family
isn't close, that's on you!
261
00:09:20,514 --> 00:09:22,733
Or maybe your kids moved to
Austin for the food scene
262
00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:23,951
and it's no one's fault.
263
00:09:23,952 --> 00:09:25,257
Ron, no I...
264
00:09:25,258 --> 00:09:26,650
come... I didn't mean you.
265
00:09:26,651 --> 00:09:29,174
I'm talking about...
like he, he's taking,
266
00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:31,002
like, a sick shortcut to love.
267
00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,525
I get it, but it doesn't matter.
268
00:09:32,526 --> 00:09:34,179
We're not gonna tell the family.
269
00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:36,050
It's not our job to
cure being a jerk.
270
00:09:36,051 --> 00:09:38,227
We're just gonna let it go.
271
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,359
Fine.
272
00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,839
Medicine isn't just science.
273
00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,188
Sometimes it's like jazz.
274
00:09:43,189 --> 00:09:44,189
It's scary.
275
00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:45,364
What? No, that's not...
276
00:09:45,365 --> 00:09:47,061
I mean you gotta
improvise, right?
277
00:09:47,062 --> 00:09:49,237
So let's get creative now.
278
00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:50,499
Drain it with a big needle.
279
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,588
Juice it like a raisin, maybe.
280
00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:52,850
Oh, my God.
281
00:09:52,851 --> 00:09:54,373
Or we flatten it with
some kind of vice.
282
00:09:54,374 --> 00:09:55,940
Stretch it out, roll it thin.
283
00:09:55,941 --> 00:09:57,115
Yes.
284
00:09:57,116 --> 00:09:58,420
Maybe you could
285
00:09:58,421 --> 00:10:01,032
get the ring burning hot
so the metal expands.
286
00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,555
Honey! Jesus!
287
00:10:02,556 --> 00:10:03,643
Hold on. Wait, wait,
wait. I like it.
288
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,558
It could scorch
the penis, though.
289
00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:07,038
Can't we just wait for the
ring cutter to get here?
290
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,387
Well, it might not come.
291
00:10:08,388 --> 00:10:09,910
And if we wait, your
penis could turn septic.
292
00:10:09,911 --> 00:10:10,998
The infection could kill you.
293
00:10:10,999 --> 00:10:13,218
Hey, don't worry.
294
00:10:13,219 --> 00:10:14,654
We'd amputate before
it came to that.
295
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,743
I definitely do not want that.
296
00:10:16,744 --> 00:10:18,876
OK, I will note
that on your chart.
297
00:10:18,877 --> 00:10:22,140
Yeah, but Dad, we got
Italian for you last night,
298
00:10:22,141 --> 00:10:24,316
- and David's gluten-free.
- Oh.
299
00:10:24,317 --> 00:10:27,319
David, you know, that diet
is totally unnecessary.
300
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,147
Just take the
stairs or something.
301
00:10:29,148 --> 00:10:30,931
I have celiac disease.
302
00:10:30,932 --> 00:10:33,064
Oh, I keep forgetting, you know,
303
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:37,068
maybe because it's not as dire
as, you know, what I have.
304
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:39,374
He called me sweetheart.
305
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,594
And I liked it.
306
00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:42,856
OK, rapid fire.
307
00:10:42,857 --> 00:10:44,510
Wildest stories from the ER.
308
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,904
I drained an abscess that
smelled so bad I threw up.
309
00:10:46,905 --> 00:10:48,383
Uh-oh, yuck alert.
310
00:10:48,384 --> 00:10:49,646
Joyce, don't comment on things.
311
00:10:49,647 --> 00:10:51,212
Then we'll put in a
siren sound effect.
312
00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:52,692
Dance floor, not cop car.
313
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,694
When a leg breaks
completely backwards,
314
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,044
like a busted-up crab,
we call them crabbies.
315
00:10:57,045 --> 00:10:58,698
What? These are human beings.
316
00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,221
Joyce, stop commenting.
317
00:11:00,222 --> 00:11:02,006
Dr. Andrews, come dish
on some wild stuff.
318
00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:05,313
Oh, uh, a couple coming
back from their honeymoon...
319
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,228
Mm, uh-oh.
320
00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:09,578
They got T-boned by
a transport truck,
321
00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:11,102
rushed in, both
circling the drain.
322
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,625
OK, that's enough.
323
00:11:12,626 --> 00:11:14,192
They're both begging me to
save the other one's life.
324
00:11:14,193 --> 00:11:17,978
My wife asked me why I've got
such a short fuse at home.
325
00:11:17,979 --> 00:11:19,284
Well, I'll tell you why.
326
00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:21,242
Bill, you know we're
trying to have fun here.
327
00:11:21,243 --> 00:11:22,722
I know you can see that.
328
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:23,897
Not cool.
329
00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:25,116
Oh.
330
00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:31,600
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
331
00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:34,734
I should have offered to
share half of that with you.
332
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,431
Do you want to
split the chocolate?
333
00:11:36,432 --> 00:11:38,129
First, I'm more
of a vanilla guy.
334
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,174
And second...
335
00:11:40,175 --> 00:11:42,481
why are you doing this?
336
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:45,136
You have to realize
how messed up this is.
337
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,225
Listen, I know.
338
00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:50,097
It's... it's crazy.
339
00:11:50,098 --> 00:11:51,446
Did you say you were divorced?
340
00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:53,274
We're talking about you.
341
00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:58,366
Well, my wife was the
glue of my family.
342
00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:00,412
I mean, she planned
all the family trips,
343
00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:04,068
she made all the
holidays special for us.
344
00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:06,244
And when she passed away, my...
345
00:12:06,245 --> 00:12:08,246
my kids and I, we just...
346
00:12:08,247 --> 00:12:10,770
we didn't know how to
be around each other.
347
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,642
And the kids just
kind of drifted away.
348
00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:16,167
You have any idea
what that's like?
349
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,473
I guess my kids are
a little distant.
350
00:12:18,474 --> 00:12:19,779
Now that they've moved away,
351
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,434
it's easier to let the
days get away from you.
352
00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:24,305
The glue does fade.
353
00:12:24,306 --> 00:12:25,785
So I get it.
354
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,527
Oh, and I do like the
chocolate side of the cookie.
355
00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:30,878
I don't know why
I lied about that.
356
00:12:32,358 --> 00:12:33,488
Oh, my God.
357
00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:35,273
It's fine, it's
fine. I'm a pro.
358
00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:36,361
Thank you.
359
00:12:36,362 --> 00:12:37,928
Jesus.
360
00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:40,017
Oh, I'm sorry, just a little
bigger than I was expecting,
361
00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:41,801
but not a problem.
362
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,020
OK, let's do this.
363
00:12:44,109 --> 00:12:45,892
It's OK, it's OK.
364
00:12:47,503 --> 00:12:49,853
- Be gentle.
- Obviously, yeah.
365
00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:52,290
OK, here's a day in
the life of the ER.
366
00:12:53,335 --> 00:12:55,206
Oh, my God! What is that?
367
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,949
Jesus, Joyce, I almost cut
this guy's off!
368
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,298
God damn it.
369
00:13:00,299 --> 00:13:01,474
Hey, Serena.
370
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:05,477
Yeah, it's pretty
good for a first try.
371
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:06,521
This was our 12th.
372
00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:09,916
It'd be way easier if I
was doing this with you.
373
00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,831
I could just boss you around.
374
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,267
What?
375
00:13:13,268 --> 00:13:14,878
I mean, I would
support you, obviously.
376
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:16,357
Want to trade?
377
00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:18,751
You film with Joyce, and
I'll take the penis thing.
378
00:13:18,752 --> 00:13:20,709
Nope. I'm
emotionally invested.
379
00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:22,494
It's all of our penis now.
380
00:13:24,192 --> 00:13:25,714
Yeah.
381
00:13:25,715 --> 00:13:27,499
Oh, what? Now
you're on his side?
382
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,502
No. His wife died.
383
00:13:30,503 --> 00:13:33,070
And sometimes when you feel
your family drifting apart,
384
00:13:33,071 --> 00:13:35,115
people do crazy things
to keep them together.
385
00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:36,203
- OK.
- Trust me.
386
00:13:36,204 --> 00:13:37,857
I wouldn't fake cancer, though.
387
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,163
Well, maybe you don't
love your family
388
00:13:39,164 --> 00:13:40,599
as much as other people do.
389
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,689
And dad's mad that I
forgot his tiramisu.
390
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,864
Solid priorities.
391
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,866
Your dad's lucky to have you.
392
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,215
You're a good daughter.
393
00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:49,477
I'm glad to make
him comfortable.
394
00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:51,566
Still, can't be
easy, though, right?
395
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,568
No. Kind of have to put
your whole life on hold.
396
00:13:53,569 --> 00:13:54,874
Mm.
397
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,050
But the time you spend
together is a gift.
398
00:13:57,051 --> 00:13:58,225
Yeah, a gift that
comes with work,
399
00:13:58,226 --> 00:13:59,487
like a mop with a bow on it.
400
00:13:59,488 --> 00:14:01,620
Still, I'm sure your
mom would be happy
401
00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:03,796
knowing that you're all
together on Christmas.
402
00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:05,189
She hates that we're here.
403
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,843
No, how do you know that?
404
00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:09,062
She's texted me
all day about it.
405
00:14:09,063 --> 00:14:10,890
Not from heaven, I'm assuming.
406
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,892
Uh, no, from San Diego,
407
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,241
where she lives
with a new husband
408
00:14:14,242 --> 00:14:16,243
who doesn't cheat on
her with my golf coach.
409
00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:18,767
- But what can I do? He's sick.
- Mm.
410
00:14:18,768 --> 00:14:21,509
Yes, he is a very sick man.
411
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,903
- Mm-hmm.
- OK, thanks.
412
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,383
Bob's a liar.
413
00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:26,775
We knew that all along.
414
00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:27,994
Yeah, well, this
time he lied to me.
415
00:14:27,995 --> 00:14:29,953
It's one thing you do
that with your family,
416
00:14:29,954 --> 00:14:32,738
but I'm an innocent
bystander here.
417
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,522
So rigged a little mock-up here.
418
00:14:34,523 --> 00:14:37,134
Fake patient, hot dog, washer.
419
00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:38,526
Sometimes you gotta practice,
420
00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,093
rehearse the thing until
you got it down cold.
421
00:14:40,094 --> 00:14:41,486
- Like jazz.
- What? No. God.
422
00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:43,792
Just hold the light
on it, all right?
423
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:46,404
This would be a lot
better with a cadaver,
424
00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,885
but the morgue guy was
pretty huffy about it.
425
00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:50,408
Yeah, really shaken
up by the request.
426
00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:52,584
All right, here we go.
427
00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:54,326
Come on. Come on. Come on.
428
00:14:57,198 --> 00:15:00,374
Yeah, all right!
429
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,810
Should we go for two in a row?
430
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,640
Hmm.
431
00:15:05,641 --> 00:15:08,339
Yeah, not a great ratio.
432
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,819
Welcome to our
pediatrics department,
433
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,823
where beautiful, heartwarming
things are always happening.
434
00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,956
Joyce, we need
something punchy, viral.
435
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,088
This is too soft.
436
00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:19,828
He has a widdle bear.
437
00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:21,308
Oh, come on.
438
00:15:21,309 --> 00:15:22,831
Hi, there.
439
00:15:22,832 --> 00:15:24,485
Who's this little friend?
440
00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:26,618
I ate the pebbles
in my fish tank.
441
00:15:26,619 --> 00:15:29,229
Oh. But does your
bear have a name?
442
00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:31,492
I can't leave until all
the pebbles come out.
443
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:33,842
You're killing me,
kid. This is so boring.
444
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:38,456
What happened?
445
00:15:38,457 --> 00:15:40,066
We turned on his
cochlear implant.
446
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:42,460
He just heard my voice
for the first time.
447
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:45,506
Damn it!
448
00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:47,813
Sorry, sorry. That
pebble kid just...
449
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:51,338
Little boy hearing his mama's
voice for the first time.
450
00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:53,775
Would have been nice to
capture that, but did we?
451
00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:55,038
No.
452
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,604
You were supposed
to support me today.
453
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,476
And all you've done
is roll the eyes.
454
00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:00,043
- Ugh.
- Ah! Just like that.
455
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,435
I mean, every instinct you have
456
00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:03,350
is, like, impressively
the opposite
457
00:16:03,351 --> 00:16:05,831
of what the internet likes.
458
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,006
I got it! I've
got the solution.
459
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,052
Thinks he has a solution.
460
00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:12,011
Hmm?
461
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,534
Yes, it seems crazy.
462
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:15,232
But you know who
else looked crazy?
463
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:19,236
A lot of famous people
who did some good stuff.
464
00:16:19,237 --> 00:16:21,281
I'm at the forefront
of my field, obviously.
465
00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:22,630
I'm a master with the scalpel,
466
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:25,024
but I'm also the master
of another blade.
467
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,026
Katana, or katana,
468
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,549
is a weapon and a practice
469
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:31,291
that has captured the
imagination of the world,
470
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:33,946
mostly guys, for centuries.
471
00:16:33,947 --> 00:16:35,382
I'm also pretty handy
with a crossbow,
472
00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:37,819
but that wouldn't help here.
473
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,560
Unless...
474
00:16:39,561 --> 00:16:40,735
ooh.
475
00:16:40,736 --> 00:16:41,910
No.
476
00:16:41,911 --> 00:16:44,217
A sword? Are you insane?
477
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:45,610
You're thinking chop. Mm-mm.
478
00:16:45,611 --> 00:16:47,655
It'll be more of
a delicate slice.
479
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:49,048
No, you're crazy!
480
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,484
Oh, come on.
481
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:53,097
Do you know how many famous
people did crazy things?
482
00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:00,799
I bet deep down inside,
he feels guilty.
483
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,279
Well, hopefully that guilt
484
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,541
will at least lead to a
painful ulcer or something.
485
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,629
Hey, do you guys
know where I can talk
486
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,065
to someone about billing?
487
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,024
Yeah, down the hall,
left-hand side.
488
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:10,896
You're not paying
for him, right?
489
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,072
No, dad's insurance
should cover most of it.
490
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,336
And then we'll use the
GoFundMe on the rest.
491
00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:18,947
He's got a GoFundMe?
492
00:17:18,948 --> 00:17:20,210
This guy.
493
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:21,689
Hey, Bob?
494
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:25,563
Quick chat before we send
you dancing out of here.
495
00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:28,000
We need to talk other options.
496
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,045
What options?
497
00:17:29,046 --> 00:17:30,394
Well, you're not
gonna love them.
498
00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:32,091
Dr. Bruce, wait!
499
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,179
We have a ring cutter. You
can stop the amputation.
500
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,441
Oh, my God.
501
00:17:34,442 --> 00:17:35,834
Wait, that was on the table?
502
00:17:35,835 --> 00:17:37,227
Yeah.
503
00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:38,706
I mean, I said you weren't
gonna love the options.
504
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:40,230
It's a Christmas miracle.
505
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,014
Actually, while Bruce was
sharpening his sword...
506
00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:43,276
Honing his blade.
507
00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:44,756
I checked in again with
the fire department
508
00:17:44,757 --> 00:17:46,192
and convinced one
of the firefighters
509
00:17:46,193 --> 00:17:47,411
to brave the storm by himself.
510
00:17:47,412 --> 00:17:48,455
The guy's a hero.
511
00:17:48,456 --> 00:17:49,500
Yeah, Christmas miracle.
512
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,762
And it just goes to show
513
00:17:50,763 --> 00:17:52,024
that most guys will
go above and beyond
514
00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:53,939
when their penis or
another man's penis
515
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,593
- is on the line.
- Yeah.
516
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:58,204
Can we get Bob's
family in here, please?
517
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,427
So Bob has something
he wants to tell you,
518
00:18:03,428 --> 00:18:04,950
and it's something
he really needs
519
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,692
to get off of his chest, so...
520
00:18:07,693 --> 00:18:11,087
Yeah, we threatened to report
him for GoFundMe fraud.
521
00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:14,786
I don't have cancer.
522
00:18:14,787 --> 00:18:16,701
Wait, are... are
you saying that...
523
00:18:16,702 --> 00:18:18,616
- I'm cancer-free.
- No.
524
00:18:18,617 --> 00:18:20,618
- Daddy's cured.
- Come on. No.
525
00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,185
- I can't believe it!
- It's a miracle.
526
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,448
Bob? Bob? Bob?
527
00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:26,754
No. No, Bob.
528
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,408
Oh. Dr. Ron is right.
529
00:18:28,409 --> 00:18:30,018
There's more.
530
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:32,804
I want to return
the GoFundMe money.
531
00:18:32,805 --> 00:18:34,414
I already spent a
little bit of it,
532
00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:37,983
but I think I can make a few
bets and make that part back.
533
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,593
OK, everyone, here
is what's going on.
534
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,813
And... and no more
special treatment.
535
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:44,207
I want you all to
live your own lives.
536
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:47,079
And I'm gonna put in
the effort on my part.
537
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:51,736
Because the truth
is... the truth is that
538
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:54,869
I kind of like being
around you guys.
539
00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:57,350
Dad, I'm so relieved.
540
00:18:57,351 --> 00:18:59,178
Oh, Dad!
541
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,006
No, no. I'm sorry.
542
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,181
No, they...
543
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,617
I'm... I'm sorry.
We... we have to leave.
544
00:19:03,618 --> 00:19:05,097
Oh, no, you gotta
celebrate with us.
545
00:19:05,098 --> 00:19:06,229
Yeah.
546
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,317
Well, this is kind
of a busy time
547
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:08,666
around here for us.
548
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,450
Listen, take care of each other.
549
00:19:10,451 --> 00:19:12,931
And, Bob, do not
waste this gift.
550
00:19:12,932 --> 00:19:14,193
I won't.
551
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,543
Let's go.
552
00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:18,719
- Everybody hug your grandpa.
- Bring it in, everybody.
553
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,504
- Grandpa's OK.
- Oh, my God.
554
00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:22,201
Music!
555
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:25,378
♪ Your love
556
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:28,294
♪ Lifting me higher
557
00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:31,776
♪ Than I've ever
been lifted before ♪
558
00:19:31,777 --> 00:19:32,864
Things were tense.
559
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:34,648
We were creatively blocked.
560
00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:37,390
But then Serena
said that a lip sync
561
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:41,264
could have kind of an ironic,
normie cringe kind of vibe.
562
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,570
What do words even mean anymore?
563
00:19:43,571 --> 00:19:44,876
♪ You know your love
564
00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:45,877
♪ Your love keeps lifting me ♪
565
00:19:45,878 --> 00:19:47,792
♪ Keep on lifting
566
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,142
I realized I was
fighting with my boss,
567
00:19:50,143 --> 00:19:52,710
so I thought it might be smart
just to go with Joyce's idea.
568
00:19:52,711 --> 00:19:54,233
♪ I said your love
569
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,713
♪ Your love keeps lifting me ♪
570
00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:57,236
♪ Keep on
571
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,803
♪ Your love keeps lifting me ♪
572
00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:02,546
♪ Lifting me
higher and higher ♪
573
00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:04,722
- ♪ Higher - ♪
You know your love
574
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:06,027
♪ Your love keeps lifting me ♪
575
00:20:06,028 --> 00:20:06,985
♪ Keep on lifting me
576
00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:08,378
That was kind of fun.
577
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,423
It's Christmas, so...
578
00:20:10,424 --> 00:20:11,468
Merry Christmas, Joyce.
579
00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:12,947
♪ Higher and higher
580
00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:15,123
- ♪ Higher - ♪
I said your love
581
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,474
♪ Keep on
582
00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:19,084
♪ Your love keep lifting me ♪
583
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,738
- ♪ Lifting me - ♪ Lifting me
584
00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:23,480
♪ Higher and higher
585
00:20:23,481 --> 00:20:24,872
♪ I said your love
586
00:20:24,873 --> 00:20:25,960
♪ Your love keeps lifting me ♪
587
00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:27,875
♪ Keep on
588
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:29,268
♪ Your love keeps lifting me ♪
589
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,967
♪ Lifting me
higher and higher ♪
590
00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:33,968
♪ Higher
591
00:20:33,969 --> 00:20:35,622
♪ All right
592
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:41,759
Yes, I should have flown there.
593
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,675
Well, maybe I can visit soon.
594
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,242
What's that?
595
00:20:46,243 --> 00:20:47,765
No, I'm not dying.
596
00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:49,723
Funny you should ask, but...
597
00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:51,812
OK, look, I gotta go.
598
00:20:51,813 --> 00:20:53,292
Love you, bud.
599
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,294
Hey, how's Michael?
600
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,426
Good.
601
00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:57,557
Glad I called.
602
00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:59,124
Good.
603
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,430
All right, I'll
see you tomorrow.
604
00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:01,692
Oh. You mean Thursday.
605
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,128
No, tomorrow.
606
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,609
Christmas dinner, my place.
607
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,611
Bring something expensive.
608
00:21:07,612 --> 00:21:09,439
OK, twist my arm.
609
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,440
Don't be late.
610
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:13,660
OK.
611
00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:18,839
Oh, God.
612
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,276
That's... OK, yeah.
613
00:21:20,277 --> 00:21:22,190
That wasn't... yeah.
614
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,194
Glad we didn't do
that. All right.
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