Original subtitles

Gomen ne sunao ja nakute yume no naka nara ieru

Shikou kairo wa short sunzen ima sugu aitai yo

Nakitakunaru you na moonlight denwa mo dekinai midnight

Datte junjou dou shiyou heart wa mangekyou

Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

Nando mo meguriau

Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue

Onaji kuni ni umareta no miracle romance

Shinjite iru no miracle romance

Chibi-Usa got better again, but my relief was short-lived.

Chibi-Usa is all over my Mamoru!

I was binging on cakes because I was so frustrated,

when a suspicious looking woman appeared and...

No way! All the girls were turned into cakes!

I don't want anymore sweets!

In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Magical Power of Darkness! Esmeraude's Invasion

Magical Power of Darkness! Esmeraude's Invasion Magical Power of Darkness! Esmeraude's Invasion

Magical Power of Darkness! Esmeraude's Invasion

We're leaving!

I'm really glad you got better, Chibi-Usa.

Yeah! Luna, thank you.

Okay, I'll treat you to anything you want today!

I'm so happy!

That's what I want to say, but I already spent all of my allowance.

So why don't we just play hide-and-seek in the park?

No! You just said you'd treat me!

I guess that's not good enough, huh?

Oh, Mamo! Mamo!

Hey, so you are well, little one.

Mamo!

Chibi-Usa!

Mamo, let's go somewhere together.

I want a new notebook! And erasers, too!

Let me see... I also want donuts!

Hey, hey. I know we're celebrating your recovery,

but let me talk it over with my wallet, too.

Of course! It's perfect!

Chibi-Usa, why don't you go with Mamo?

I'm busy with other stuff anyway. Okay? Bye-bye!

Usagi!

What happened? I thought we could all go together.

Right, Mamo?

I know.

Usagi...

It's just for today! Since Chibi-Usa can't go back to her mom,

I'm going to let her go on a date with Mamo to cheer her up!

Then, why don't you go with them and try to make up with Mamoru?

What? But I can't stand watching Chibi-Usa acting like a baby

and getting carried around by Mamo!

How frustrating!

Ouch! Ouch, that hurts!

Oh, Usagi...

Prince Dimande.

Everything is ready.

I will now depart for the twentieth century.

Esmeraude...

Remember how your predecessor, Rubeus, died

and try not to end up like him.

There's no way I would ever blunder miserably like Rubeus did.

Well, we'll see.

Saphir? Well, we'll see.

Saphir?

The sailor warriors in the twentieth century are also quite strong.

Esmeraude, you should look at this one more time.

These are the thirtieth century sailor warriors

that even my brother is having difficulty with.

If Rubeus had stuck to the plan

and replaced all the Crystal Points in the twentieth century with Dark Power,

they would not posses the power that they currently have.

Saphir, you are annoying me.

Oh, Dimande!

That just proves how ignorant and incompetent Rubeus was!

My strategy is different.

If we are going to operate in the twentieth century anyway,

we should just send over all the Dark Power of this Evil Black Crystal

and completely inundate the twentieth century with Dark Power.

I think that would be far more practical.

Sending enough Dark Power to inundate twentieth century Earth

is impossible with our current transmission system.

We would need to open a more powerful Dark Gate.

Of course, I have not overlooked that.

As you see, in the primitive world of the twentieth century,

there are still Negative Points everywhere which hold negative power.

And at these points, we will drive in wedges

that contain the Evil Black Crystal's power

and pour Dark Power into them.

Once we have a complete set of wedges

that have fully grown and absorbed enough Dark Power,

the Dark Gate will open.

If we transmit the Evil Black Crystal's power all at once,

we will be able to transform Earth into beautiful darkness.

The wedges that hold the Evil Black Crystal's power...

I have already asked Saphir to manufacture the Dark Henges.

Oh, my!

I made them into the shape that you requested,

even though I think it's in poor taste.

I will make the necessary amount later.

I hope you do not fail repeatedly like Rubeus

and add to our burden.

Of course, not!

I could not possibly stay away from the person I love for long.

Esmeraude, I will authorize you to carry out your plan.

Do your best.

I am honored, your highness.

For your sake, I will accomplish my mission most brilliantly.

Opening Special All you can eat cakes!

Opening Special All you can eat cakes! Wow! They look so good!

Opening Special All you can eat cakes! Do they really serve all these?

Do they really serve all these?

Look, here it is!

Newly opened, special sale! All you can eat cakes!

Is this for real?

Of course, it is! Is this for real?

Of course, it is!

Woohoo! It goes right to a girl's heart!

You are just so bad!

But cakes are high in calories.

In spite of the fact that they easily exceed your daily caloric requirements,

their deficiency in vitamins...

Okay, we get the idea.

Ami, cakes nourish our hearts.

After all, we've been rather tired lately,

so we need to replenish our energy.

You're going to gain weight.

Artemis! You're going to gain weight.

Artemis!

You're the one who's going to make a fuss later about gaining weight.

Oh, I know! Why don't we invite Usagi and Chibi-Usa, too?

I called them, but they were both out.

Knowing those two, they'll sniff out the cakes

and come flying here in no time.

Okay, let's go inside! Are you ready?!

Yeah!

You just go and get fat.

So, this is the city of the twentieth century.

How primitive.

But, well, the savage energy has its own charms.

So, that must be the Negative Point.

Excuse me, please.

Woohoo!

Look at all those cakes!

I don't care anymore. I'm going on a binge! I'll eat them all!

This is the fifth one.

This is my sixth one.

Oh, this is bliss!

We endured and survived those tough fights all for today, right?

Girls are cold.

They totally forgot about me.

Okay! Next!

Good.

It's good!

Oh, this one, too! It's great! It's good!

Oh, this one, too! It's great!

It's good!

Why are these so good?

I've never tasted anything like this before!

I just cannot believe how good they are!

I'm gonna eat all the cakes on Earth!

Usagi!

Quick! Someone open this thing! I'm dying!

Oh, Luna. Where is everyone?

Not my problem!

Usagi, that's enough! Stop it!

No! Don't stop me! I don't care anymore!

Usagi, stop!

Shut up!

Usagi! Shut up!

Usagi!

Usagi! Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

Sorry, ma'am.

What was that?

Yeah, isn't she ashamed at all?

I know. Eating like a pig.

Disgusting!

Oh, my...

Oh, how could I do that?

I cannot believe myself!

Those cake things just looked so pretty; I couldn't help it!

How could I let those twentieth century humans look down on me like that?!

Okay, then! Just you wait and see, you little brats!

They'll be the first ones I sacrifice to the Dark Henge!

You're right. Cake is nourishment for the heart.

Yeah. Especially in Usagi's current situation;

there's only one way to cure her, and that's for her to eat all she can!

Listen! Listen! Then Mamo held Chibi-Usa in his arms!

She's taking advantage of the fact that she's little

and throwing herself all over my Mamo!

I can't stand it!

Oh, Usagi. Stop it! I can't stand it!

Oh, Usagi. Stop it!

Oh, Usagi!

Usagi, come on, calm down!

Mamo! Usagi, come on, calm down!

Usagi, come on, calm down!

Oh, dear, I've completely lost my appetite now.

Rei!

Okay! I know!

Very good.

So, the Negative Point is right under here.

Dark Henge.

It looks like the Dark Power from the future is here.

Come forth, Droid!

Marzipan!

But it will take quite a while

for the Dark Henge to establish a barrier here.

Marzipan, take care of those girls outside,

so they won't find out and make a fuss about this.

Marzipan!

Now, I will go do some work as well.

Oh, I'm finally beginning to feel better now.

What? Arert you all going to eat any?

I can't believe you, Usagi!

Wow, so many cakes! I can't believe you, Usagi!

Wow, so many cakes!

Oh, Chibi-Usa!

Oh, everyone's here.

What?! Did you eat all of these?! Amazing!

So what?! Whose fault do you think it is that I had to binge so much?!

What do you mean?

Don't act dumb!

I made a mistake...

What is going on?

What's wrong?

What is happening?

Wait!

What are you trying to do?!

Give it to me!

No! I'm going to eat this one!

Something's wrong with this place! Don't eat it, Usako!

Mamo!

Wow, he just called me Usako!

This isn't the time to get happy!

Look at what's going on around you, Usagi!

Sorry...

Marzipan!

Everyone, take Chibi-Usa outside!

I'll take care of things here!

I got it! Hurry, Usagi!

But...

Hurry! But...

Hurry!

Hurry! Okay!

Okay!

Marzipan!

Chibi-Usa!

Perfect timing. This will be a nice workout after eating those cakes.

Artemis, Luna, please take care of Chibi-Usa.

Roger!

Good luck, everyone!

Moon Crystal Power Makeup!

Mars Star Power Makeup!

Mercury Star Power Makeup!

Jupiter Star Power Makeup!

Venus Star Power Makeup!

Sailor Mars!

Sailor Mercury!

Sailor Jupiter!

Sailor Venus!

Sailor Moon!

Marzipan!

Hold it right there!

Upon our youthful sailor outfits,

we entrust our hearts to defeat evil!

You are breaking innocent girls' dreams!

And trampling on our momentary happiness!

In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Marzipan!

Burning Mandala!

Marzipan!

Mars!

Moon! Mars!

Oh, it's sweet. Too sweet!

I've had enough of sweets!

Marzipan!

Jupiter!

What's going on?! She's fast!

Venus, be careful! Her body is fragile like sugar candy!

If you touch her the wrong way, you'll shatter her!

No way...

That goes for all the girls over there, too!

What?!

Marzipan!

Venus Love-Me Chain!

Marzipan!

Oh, it's all over.

I look fat and terrible! Oh, it's all over.

I look fat and terrible!

I can't take this anymore!

I really don't think I can make it.

Marzipan!

Marzi?

Tuxedo Mask!

Sweets are works of art, nurtured by the dreams of young girls.

And at times, even the sweet hearts of these girls who adore beauty, will melt.

What?

Sweet sugar candies can melt away their heartache. What?

Sweet sugar candies can melt away their heartache.

But even those sugar candies sometimes melt.

Um... I have no idea what he's talking about.

Oh, I get it!

He's hinting at what her body is made of! Leave it to me!

Marzipan!

Shine Aqua Illusion!

She did it! It melted!

You're the best, Mercury!

Marzipan...

Now, Sailor Moon!

Yes!

Okay! Moon Princess Elimination!

What is going on?

This is not good...

It can't be!

A proper lady should never peep.

Oh, you guys are...

Oh, my... You're handsome.

Hey, don't look at him like that!

So, you must have be the one who was controlling that monster!

Oh, so you're the sailor warriors I've heard so much about.

Unbelievable! You're still flat-chested kids with no hips.

Flat-chested?!

Hey, old lady, I'd rather you describe it as very firm".

Old?! What did you say?! Old lady?!

Why, you! Just because I'm being nice. Okay, then!

Listen carefully, you impudent brats!

I'm a top leader of the Black Moon, a clan of the Dark Moon.

And I hold the highest position governing the twentieth century world.

All of the men in the world bow down to me,

the most beautiful, powerful woman.

Esmeraude, that is my name!

She's got a big attitude and a big voice!

Just remember this, it will be I, Esmeraude, who will defeat you!

Esmeraude...

So, she's our new enemy.

Donna pinch no toki mo zettai akiramenai

Sou yo sore ga karen na otome no policy

ltsuka honto ni deau daiji na hito no tame ni

Kao o agete tobikonde yuku no

Tsun to itai mune no oku de

Koi ga mezameru wa

Kowai mono nanka nai yo ne

Tokimeku hou ga ii yo ne

Ooki na yume ga aru yo ne

Dakara kitto ririshiku

Naritai mono ni naru yo ne

Ganbaru hito ga ii yo ne

Namida mo tama ni aru yo ne

Dakedo kitto ririshiku