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‐[Carter moaning] ‐[Sue] Carter.

‐[Carter] Oh, Sue. ‐Carter.

Oh, Sue!

‐Oh, Carter! ‐Oh, Sue.

[both moaning]

‐Carter. ‐Sue.

‐Carter? ‐Sue?

‐What? ‐Well...

this is the good part coming up.

Oh, Carter!

Why would you make love to me?

‐Because... ‐Because I'm a virgin?

I want to give myself to you.

Sue?

I'm a woman, Carter,

not some idealized abstraction.

My loins cry out for you.

Oh, my God!

I've waited and waited for true love, Carter,

and it's you.

Call me old‐fashioned, but...

I don't want to ravish you until we're married.

‐I know it may sound stupid... ‐We're getting married?

Huh?

‐Oh, Carter! ‐[grunts]

‐Oh! ‐[choking]

Sue?

[theme music playing]

[theme music ends]

‐[Max] Kenny... ‐[both moaning]

‐[Kenny] Max... ‐[both moaning]

‐Oh! ‐Oh...

Oh, wow!

[both panting]

‐What was it, four? [laughs] ‐[panting]

Five, but who's counting?

You know, I'm really glad we started dating again.

Yeah, there's nothing like a good date.

Oh, man.

Don't you think Carter and Sue are incredibly brave?

Yeah, I'll give 'em a year tops.

Yeah, what is the divorce rate these days, one in two?

First, the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,

‐then the suffering. ‐Yeah.

How do people let themselves sucked into that trap?

[panting] What's the point?

Talk about commitment...

What?

Nothing.

So, Carter finally succumbed to the pressure, huh?

Maybe he loves her.

[clears throat and coughs]

I hear they're gonna have a big wedding in the park.

Sue wants an old‐fashioned dress. [giggles]

Oh, and they're gonna take tango lessons for their first dance.

‐Tango? ‐Yes. [giggling]

‐They're going ring shopping today. ‐[chuckles]

Do you remember when we went shopping for rings?

It was raining and we didn't have an umbrella,

and that crazy woman, she wouldn't take our check.

So, I had to pay. [laughing]

Didn't I give you my mother's ring?

No. That was Lydia.

Oh...

By the way, we were gonna renew our marriage vows. Whatever happened to that?

Ah... I got shot in the ass in the line of duty, remember?

‐We weren't really serious about that‐‐ ‐[footsteps approaching]

I was serious. You weren't serious?

Shuffle, ball‐change, shuffle, ball‐change, flat, flat, pull back!

What's this?

Gene Kelly festival at school, I'm in charge.

[continues singing]

Uh... what's the point in renewing your vows?

Everyone knows we're married.

[Jill] It's a statement, Jimmy.

It's a reaffirmation!

Zachery... Zack!

I'm talking to your father here.

And I'm talking about a legend.

Gene Kelly is dead. Anyone care?

[Jimmy sighs]

Honey, look, if you really want to do this,

maybe we could do that on the 20th.

We have a big party and...

Gotta go to work.

[sighs]

Yeah, well, maybe you just caught him at a bad time.

[laughs]

You know, I think the staff is taking too much overtime.

He's just so...

Argh ...tuned out!

You know, I might as well be talking into my Dictaphone.

Is this yours?

[sighs] Yeah.

The house is a mess.

He refuses to put the seat down.

Oh, and do you think that Jimmy could ever go to the market?

‐No! ‐[sighs]

‐What? ‐Do you know that we've been sitting here about an hour

and you can talk about is how unhappy you are with your husband.

Oh, I'm not unhappy, it's just, I'm...

Unhappy!

Look, Jill, I'm telling you this as your friend and your partner.

Your marriage is in trouble.

I know, I've been there.

I know the danger signs.

First, you stop communicating,

then you kinda go your separate ways,

and pretty soon, you just stop caring.

["You Make Me Fell So Young" by Frank Sinatra playing]

♪ You make me feel so young ♪

♪ You make me feel Like spring has sprung ♪

♪ Every time I see you grin ♪

♪ I'm such A happy individual ♪

♪ The moment that you speak ♪

♪ I wanna go play Hide and seek ♪

[Jimmy] Zack, son, please...

Zack, Zack, of course, I love Gene Kelly,

but I'm not gonna pay $300 for a commemorative umbrella.

Period. Zack, son, I'll see you tonight.

Okay, bye.

What can I do for you?

Oh, well, I was working in Selma's garden,

'cause, you know, she's in Boca.

And I thought, well,

I'll get started with the spring planting.

So, I was putting in some onions and...

I found this.

A bag?

No, no, no. Uh...

A shoe?

No.

I think it's a foot.

[indistinct conversations]

So, Carter, what have we got?

‐It's a gold mine, Jimmy. We just keep finding bones. ‐What do you mean?

See, assorted phalanges, probably fingers and toes, couple of metatarsals.

That's odd.

Three femurs?

How many bodies are we talking about?

Fewest people I can make out of these is two.

You mean, Selma's got two bodies buried in her backyard?

Maybe three.

Okay, keep your eyes out for another femur.

So, three bodies in Selma Rupenthal's backyard, huh?

I'm sorry?

Selma Rupenthal, three bodies in her yard?

Oh, possibly, yeah.

I love this town.

So, I had a great idea. Remember when we talked about going away, just the two of us?

‐Yeah. ‐I got by Rome Travel in my lunch hour,

got some pamphlets.

Hawaii, ooh!

It's a little expensive for a...

vacation for just the two of us, isn't it?

You're right. If we're gonna spend all this money,

let's spend it on a marriage counselor!

‐What? ‐You never listen to me.

You mope around the house and won't go away alone with me.

Oh, Jill!

Do we have to go through this again?

‐Jimmy, we need professional help! ‐We don't!

‐We have a problem! ‐Our marriage is fine!

Your perception is the problem.

Oh, really?

I don't know where the hell this is coming from.

People go through these things all the time. [panting]

You're overreacting.

I am not overreacting!

This is our marriage. Don't you think it deserves a little discussion?

Well, of course, it does!

‐Why bring a stranger into it? ‐Because we need it,

we don't seem to be able to fix it ourselves.

Fix what, Jill, it's not broken!

I'm not happy, Jimmy.

And someone we don't know is gonna come in and solve the problem?

No, there's no way...

I'm not gonna let some shrink come in here

and pontificate about our marriage.

Fine.

[sighs]

Dad, who do you think is better,

‐Gene Kelly... or Fred Astaire? ‐Cyd Charisse.

‐Who's he? ‐Honey?

I'm gonna stay with Joey for a couple of days, okay?

‐Mom? ‐Jill?

It has nothing to do with you, I love you very much.

My number's on the refrigerator. I'll call you tomorrow to check on you, okay?

What is...

[door closes]

As body parts continue to sprout from Selma Rupenthal's garden,

the search for the backyard butcher goes on.

Sources close to the investigation say

partial remains of at least three bodies have been unearthed so far.

Rupenthal, who's been wintering in Boca Raton, Florida, returned today

and was immediately whisked here to speak with Rome Sheriff, James Brock.

I can't believe that you are asking me these questions.

Selma...

can you think of any reason of why there might be...

body parts in your garden?

You know, I'm out of town a lot.

Maybe somebody snuck in while I was gone.

Selma, we've been trying to contact your ex‐husband, Ivan.

Now, do you have any idea where we might get in touch with him?

You don't have to answer that. Does she, jimmy?

You don't think that I had anything to do

with his disappearance, do you?

I can't believe this!

No one's pointing any fingers at you, here.

Although, it is kind of coincidental

that you've been married three times,

and all of your husbands are missing and presumed dead.

[gasps] I don't believe this!

Just because my best friend finds a bunch of bones in my vegetable garden,

suddenly, I'm being accused?

No one's accusing of anything, Selma.

Arrest this woman.

‐Carter... ‐Voilà!

‐God! ‐These dentures were excavated from

Selma Rupenthal's backyard this morning, Jimmy.

I took the dental records, they belong to her first husband, Frank.

She killed him. She did away with all of 'em.

‐I'd stake my reputation‐‐ ‐Carter, please...

J'accuse, Selma Rupenthal! J'accuse!

[Carter] She could be serial killer, Jimmy.

I'm not gonna deputize her. I'm not gonna deputize her.

‐Get out! ‐I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

Look at that guy, he's a wreck.

This wedding thing is gonna kill him, mark my words.

Oh, you know, they say married men live longer.

‐They do? ‐Yeah, it's the married women who die younger.

Well, people really don't know what they're getting themselves into, do they?

[scoffs] Yeah.

‐So, Max? ‐Kenny.

Do you want to give it a shot?

What?

You think we could make it work?

Kenny, are you asking me to marry you?

Yeah... I guess, I am.

‐Kenny? ‐What am I saying, this is nuts.

No, it's not nuts.

It's just, I need a little time to think about it, you know.

Okay, uh... give me a call.

Sure.

Sure?

I accept.

Oh... okay.

[both laughing]

Listen to her?

All I ever do is listen to her.

Did she put you up to this?

Daddy, I know you don't want this to be a big deal,

but she's very unhappy.

I've never seen her so unhappy.

Well, now you know how I feel.

Never mind. Your mother and I will work it out. We always have.

‐Jimmy? ‐What?

We've got something to tell you.

Leads on Selma's husbands?

So, you're gonna talk to her, right?

‐Kim... ‐Jimmy...

‐What? ‐We're getting married.

What?

We're engaged.

Well, congratulations!

‐Whoa! Stop. ‐Thanks, Jimmy. This means a lot.

We would like you to be the best man and Jill to be the matron of honor.

‐Daddy? ‐Stop it.

And we won't let it get in the way our jobs.

‐Oh, yeah, all right. ‐And if you think there's a problem,

then we will just call it off. Just tell us.

‐Just say the words ‐No, no, I'm fine. No, uh...

Marriage, huh?

Well, we told somebody. I guess, this makes it official.

Yeah.

Hello?

Okay, okay.

[sighs]

We need to talk.

[exhales deeply]

Okay, it's been two days. You've made your point, come home.

That was heartfelt.

Oh, come on, Jill, what do you want me to say?

Nothing, I don't want you to say anything

because whenever you open your mouth,

you just make it worse.

You want me say... I miss you?

Okay, I miss you. Now, come on home.

That's all you have to say?

No.

No, that's not all I'm gonna say.

How about...

I have nothing to apologize for?

I'm a damn good husband!

I work my ass off everyday,

and lately, I've been coming home

and taking more crap than anyone I know.

Keep your voice down. What do you think it's like to live with you?

No, no, no, no. Let's just stick with you.

What was that insanity at Zack's birthday party?

Oh, you're bringing that up again.

You threw his birthday cake against the wall!

‐I have nothing to apologize for. ‐[knocking on the door]

Guys, we can kinda hear you here in the next room.

[sighs]

‐Okie‐dokey. ‐[sighs]

Therapy.

You want to go to therapy?

Will you be my guest, you go ahead, but count me out.

I don't need to pay some crack $100 an hour

to have him tell me what's wrong with our marriage.

It's you and your unrealistic expectations.

You want so damn much!

And all I do is fail you.

Oh, I'm sick of it.

Well, that makes two of us.

One hundred percent cotton, right?

Okay, hang on.

Hi, Sue,

yeah, I got Buddy on the other line.

they say that we can have the lavender cloth

with lace overlaid, no extra cost.

So, here's the question, do we want the lace, or cotton napkins?

Well, it's important to me. I don't want the table to look too fussy.

Okay, okay. Fine, I'll handle that.

Um, and don't forget, we have cake‐tasting later.

Well, because people look forward to cake.

Okay, right.

Okay, I love you, too, bye.

Hey, Max!

‐[telephone rings] ‐Hi, Carter.

Hi, Buddy, yeah, um, cotton.

Okay, right, bye.

Oh, boy, I'll tell you, planning a wedding is a full‐time job!

Oh, yeah, I know, I've been making a few plans myself.

Oh, Beth, could you put the fingers in the washer,

and sort the phalanges?

Um... plans?

Kenny and I are getting married.

‐[gasps] What! ‐[laughs]

Are you serious? Well, that's great. This is fantastic!

‐You're getting married, I'm getting married‐‐ ‐It's all 'cause of you, Carter.

You guys were our inspiration. Sort of.

‐Let's have a double wedding. ‐Oh, wow!

Oh, no, we can't. Kenny's Catholic.

‐He's gonna want the big Catholic wedding. ‐Oh, that's no problem.

I have a priest, we'll have nuns,

we'll have alter boys, the more the merrier.

Oh, what about Sue? Won't she mind?

Are you kidding? Sue loves you guys!

Why would she mind?

Because it's our wedding.

I mean, you didn't even ask me, Carter.

I thought it was supposed to be my day in the sunlight.

Like Maria in The Sound of Music,

or Elizabeth Taylor in Father of the Bride.

Well, it'll still be our wedding. There'll just be two other people there.

Two intimate friends who wanna share their happiness.

Well, they're not intimate friends of mine.

Well, now's your chance to get to know them a little better.

I have to confess, I'm a little...

bewildered by your reaction, Sue.

I mean, if anybody should be upset by the idea, it should be Max.

Max?

Well, she's gonna have to stand up there next to you.

Imagine how that's gonna make her feel.

Oh, sure, she's a beautiful woman...

in a flinty peroxide way but...

Max can't hold a candle to your kind of beauty.

Carter.

Well, it's true.

[chuckles]

Forget about it.

Absolutely not.

‐Douglas, please. ‐Under no circumstances

will I represent that woman.

She's a shrew, a termagant.

Whatever she gets, she deserves.

There is no evidence linking her to these bodies.

[chuckles] Except they found them in her own backyard.

That was some sort of dreadful coincidence.

Please, Douglas, she needs you.

Selma Rupenthal!

She mates, she kills.

I'm getting a permanent...

Douglas...

we've been getting on pretty well lately, haven't we?

‐What's that got to do with anything? ‐Yes, or no?

We've been clicking, huh?

Yeah, it's been nice.

It's been better than nice.

I mean, that little reconciliation we had last Saturday night...

you enjoyed that, didn't you?

Myriam...

I assume that...

in the future you would enjoy more reconciliations, hmm?

Douglas Wambaugh for the black widow.

Oh, my God!

Wow, I never thought I'd be wearing one of these.

[Sue] Me, either.

I mean, me, not you.

I hope I'm not making a mistake.

I mean, I know I'm not making a mistake.

I want this. I...

I love Kenny.

Everything's gonna be okay, right?

Right.

You know, I know what everybody is saying.

That I'm a lot smarter than Kenny.

But that's not true. Kenny's smart in his own way.

And thank God, we've always been sexually compatible,

and that is very important, you know what I mean.

‐[woman] Turn please. ‐Well... not really.

You see...

Carter and I have never...

You're not a...

Yes, I am.

‐How old are you? ‐I'm 34.

Wow, I didn't think that was possible.

I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that.

But, well, aren't you taking a risk?

I mean, one of you and Carter don't, you know...

What if...

what if you wanted a good fit?

Carter and I love each other, Max.

Isn't that enough?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Max?

Are you sure this is what you want us to wear?

I'd love it.

Maybe in another color?

Yeah, or maybe on a different body?

I'm sorry, I don't... [crying] think this is a very good day for me to be doing this.

Jill, what's wrong?

Jimmy and I just split up.

I'm sorry.

Don't let me ruin your day.

[Kenny] Well, this changes everything.

What everything?

If Jimmy and Jill can't make it,

what hope is there for us?

You're right.

Maybe it's a sign.

Yeah like, "Do Not Enter."

Or "No Exit."

Kenny, wait. We can't freak out about this. Who knows what's going on with them.

They're from a completely different generation than we are.

True.

I think the key here...

if we're going to do this...

is not to think.

I prefer that.

Don't think. Just do.

Just get on the roller coaster and let it rip.

Yeah, don't think.

Despite Miss Rupenthal's outward expressions of grief,

she has never hesitated to claim the payoff of her husband's insurance policy.

Even before the poor man was officially declared dead.

Still, she might have gotten away with her crime,

if it hadn't been for dentist, Stanley Heffelfinger.

Unfortunately, Miss Rupenthal did not anticipate

that Dr. Heffelfinger would keep records

showing that Frank was the owner of a very unusual type of denture.

A denture made with triethyl poly pro.

A special blend that he created and used

only during the years of 1979 through 1981.

Six pair were made.

One of those pair

was sold to Frank.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I submit to you Frank's dentures.

And I ask you this...

does a man leave on a pleasure cruise...

without his teeth?

Mr. Panzarella...

when you moved to whom did you sell your house?

Oh, a nice young couple, Selma and Frank.

Mm‐hmm... Tell me, Mr. Panzarella...

do you wear dentures?

Yup, sure do.

Did you wear them at the time when you lived there?

Yeah.

And who was your dentist at the time?

Uh... Dr. Heffelfinger, out on Muse Road.

Mr. Panzarella, will you do us a favor by removing your dentures?

‐Why not? ‐Ah... thank you.

Mr. Panzarella, these dentures were recovered

in Selma Rupenthal's backyard.

Now, they were thoroughly cleaned.

Will you please put them in your mouth?

Take your time... and relax.

It's all right, try again.

Ah...

Well?

Yup, these are mine, all right.

Must've lost them somehow.

[Douglas] Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen...

if they fit... you must acquit.

Oh... and you were magnificent.

Nobody but you could've gotten Selma off.

The presumption of innocence is the greatest friend a lawyer can have,

Yeah, well, don't expect any congratulations from me.

Ah, hello, Henry.

I don't think I can do it.

Give me a beer.

Yes, you can, I did it twice.

Well, that's what I mean, I don't wanna go through this again.

I want Max to be my second wife first.

No guarantees.

I'd like to have what you had with Jill.

You were like the Plymouth Rockets.

I mean, now you're screwing me up.

Well... thanks.

It's complicated, my friend.

‐So, what, are you saying we shouldn't do it? ‐No, no, I'm just saying

don't get married expecting that your husband's gonna fulfill all your needs

'cause believe me, that ain't gonna happen.

Well, what kinda needs are we talking about?

Oh, I don't know, it's been so long

since I've had any of my needs fulfilled,

I can't even remember what they are.

But I'm sure it's gonna be fine for you guys.

So, when are you gonna have kids?

‐Carter? ‐Sue...

what are you doing in here?

Well, you've been gone for 20 minutes, Carter,

I was getting worried.

[Carter zips up] [flushes]

I, uh...

think my prostate's acting up.

Carter?

Last week it was seborrhea.

The week before that, your colon.

There's something I need to talk to you about.

You don't want to marry me.

What? No, no, no, of course, I do...

more than anything in the world.

We've been waiting so long for our wedding night and everything.

What if I don't measure up?

I'll be the only man you'll ever know,

in that way, your entire life.

What if you're disappointed?

Oh, Carter.

You're the only man I ever want to know.

I've waited my whole life for you.

There's no way you could ever disappoint me.

But...

but if it makes you feel any better...

‐maybe we should have a practice run. ‐Huh?

‐You mean... ‐Get it over with,

That way, maybe you could actually start to enjoy our wedding.

No, no, no. Not here.

‐[speaking in French] ‐No, no, no.

Don't speak French. You know that I can't resist you when you speak French.

[speaking in French]

[both moaning]

[Carter] Be gentle with me.

Does anyone know where Carter is?

Where are you two going on your honeymoon?

‐Well... ‐You didn't make the reservations, yet?

That's great.

[Kenny] Why do I have to do everything?

You're not doing anything.

Well, you still got two days. Why rush it?

Are you gonna eat that salad?

Where'd you go on your honeymoon, Mom?

I don't remember, honey, ask your father.

Are all rehearsal dinners like this?

Only the happy ones.

[Douglas rings the glass] All right. All right.

I guess that I'm supposed to make the first toast.

‐[all exclaiming] ‐Oh, Doug, I don't know if this is the time...

[Douglas] My friends...

when I see this room which is so filled with love...

my heart is filled,

especially, when I see the joy on these young faces...

reminds me of the joy that I felt...

on the eve of my marriage to dear Myriam.

I know I've said many things to you in the past 40 years,

some were not really admirable,

but this is one thing that I've been meaning to say to you recently.

What are you doing?

[grunts]

Myriam...

will you marry me?

[all exclaiming]

[giggling]

Doug...

we are married.

So, let's do it again.

I'm sure that Max and Kenny and Sue and Carter

won't mind if we join them.

And who better than Henry

to do the honors?

Myriam...

without you I'm nothing.

Oh, Doug.

Of course, I'll marry you.

‐[all applauding] ‐[laughing] Thank God!

Will somebody help me up, please?

[Kenny] All right, Doug, up you go, come on.

‐There you go. ‐[Doug] Thank you, Kenny.

Oh, Carter.

Carter, the guests are saying their goodbyes.

[exhales] Right.

Bonjour, Judge.

[clears throat]

♪ It's very clear ♪

♪ Our love is here to stay ♪

♪ Not for a year ♪

♪ But ever and a day ♪

♪ The Rockies may tumble Gibraltar may crumble ♪

♪ Oh, they're only made of clay ♪

♪ But our love ♪

♪ Is here to stay ♪

[melodious piano music playing]

[coughing]

[sighs]

[Carter] Should be everything.

So, I guess, this is the last time

you're gonna be seeing me as a bachelor.

Okay, well, I, uh... I better get going.

‐Carter? ‐Mm?

Didn't anyone ever teach you how to wear a tuxedo, hmm?

There. You don't wanna look like an ass on your wedding day.

Thank you, Judge.

Try not to make a fool of yourself today, Carter.

I'm gonna miss you.

["Spring from Four Seasons" playing]

[indistinct chattering]

[Max] Oh, my God!

What were we thinking?

We weren't, remember?

Don't think, just do. That was our first mistake.

Well, who are we doing this for anyway, them?

What's wrong with just dating?

Yeah, I've always been perfectly happy just dating.

Okay, Max.

As soon as you hear the cue, take your place.

Come on, Kenny.

‐Carter? ‐Hmm?

I'm, I'm sorry...

but we're not getting married.

I mean, we think this whole getting‐married thing

is just a reaction to peer pressure, you know.

‐Yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong with just dating, right? ‐Yeah.

[laughs]

All right. That's enough.

I don't wanna hear anymore.

Max, Kenny...

you are getting married.

And make no mistake about it, you're getting married today.

Why? Because you love each other.

And for once in your lives,

you're gonna trust in love, and hope,

and happily ever after,

and you're my sunshine in the whole nine yards.

Because if you don't now, you never will.

On top of that, I've got $1,500‐worth of smoked salmon sitting out there,

and I'm not gonna let it go to waste,

so, let's cut the last minute theatrics

put on our happy faces, get out there and get married.

Kenny?

You know what?

I fell in love with you, Maxine Stewart...

the first moment I saw you in that ridiculous,

ridiculous trooper's hat seven years ago.

I've always loved you...

and I'll never get you out of my system.

So, you might as well marry me.

Okay.

All right. ‐[giggling]

Friends, family...

We are gathered here

to join these men

and these women together

in matrimony.

For the contract is the most solemn one.

Not to be entered into lightly,

but thoughtfully

and seriously...

and with a deep realization of his obligations

and responsibilities.

Kenny, Carter, and Douglas...

will you take Maxine...

Suzanne...

and Myriam...

for your respective lawful wives?

I will.

I will.

Of course.

[Judge Bone] And Maxine, Suzanne, and Myriam...

will you take Kenny, Carter, and Douglas...

for your respective lawful husbands?

I will.

I will.

I will.

For better, for worse...

For richer, for poorer...

in sickness and in health...

Till death do us apart.

Gentlemen... place the ring on your bride's hand

and repeat after me.

With this ring, I thee wed.

[Kenny, Carter and Douglas] "With this ring, I thee wed."

[Judge Bone] Ladies, place the ring on your groom's hand

and repeat after me.

With this ring, I thee wed.

[Max, Sue, and Myriam] "With this ring, I thee wed."

[Judge Bone] By the power and authority vested by law in me

as District Judge of Hogan County, Wisconsin...

I now pronounce you all husbands and wives.

Now kiss your brides and let's get on with it.

[crowd cheering]

[all applauding and cheering]

Congratulations. Oh, you look so beautiful!

[indistinct chattering]

You know something, Henry?

Rome will never be the same after today.

Yeah.

Life has changed, Douglas.

‐Nothing anyone can do about it. ‐Mm‐hmm.

You got another one of those for me?

Henry?

So, Maxine Lacos...

Mrs. Kenny Lacos...

has a nice swing to it, don't you think?

Kenny, who said anything about me changing my last name?

Oh, Henry.

It is all right to call you Henry, isn't it?

Madam, I'd rather you didn't call me anything at all.

[laughing] You're so funny.

I love the sense of humor in a man.

‐None of my husbands could ever take a joke. ‐Uh...

It was too bad, really.

Oh, champagne.

You have one?

Oh, good.

It's a lovely party, isn't it?

Uh... yes.

[salsa music playing]

[crowd cheering]

They're playing their first dance.

They won't miss me.

Uh...

How did we get to this place?

This isn't who we are.

Maybe it is.

After all these years, we owe each other

more than silence and bitterness, Jill.

I'm just tired, Jimmy.

I'm just tired of fighting.

I'm tired, too.

People get tired, Jill.

Maybe that's what marriage is all about, I don't know.

If that's all it is... [chuckles]

it's not enough for me.

I just want to remember what it feels like to be in love.

That's all I want. I just...

I want to feel that again.

Sometimes I can't remember.

And then I reach out to you and...

and you're just not there.

I am there, Jill.

I've always been there.

I know I'm not good at...

listening...

and telling you how I feel.

But just because I don't always react the way you want me to,

it doesn't mean I don't...

[exhales] love you.

Oh, God, I do.

You're the love of my life, Jill.

The center...

of my universe.

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