Original subtitles

You want to know what happened?

Then listen carefully.

* Music: "It will soon be dark" *

♪ It soon will be dark out,

♪ it soon will be night.

♪ So, I come 10 you here,

♪ my saviour on watch.

♪ I come to sing a song

♪ to the dear little one.

♪ You don't want to sleep soon,

♪ I just hear you cry.

♪ Hush-a-bye,

♪ Hush-a-bye.

♪ Sleep sweetly dearest little child.

♪ Forget now, oh little child,

♪ your grief and your sorrow.

♪ That you have to suffer

♪ in the stable, on the heath.

♪ Oh, the angels they adorn

♪ your manger.

♪ More beautifully

♪ than a king's house.

♪ Hush-a-bye, hush-a-bye.

♪ Hush-a-bye, hush-a-bye.

Okay, wait a second. That was a little too fast.

Let's rewind a bit.

It all began about three weeks ago.

In a small town named Klagenfurt am Wérthersee.

It was the end of November,

the beginning of the Christmas season.

And while most people were looking forward to Christmas,

one of them had ... It's this one, Enis.

He didn't have a clue about

what was waiting for him this year's Christmas.

And before I tell you the whole story,

there's one thing you should keep in mind.

It's not tranquil, it's not sweet,

but so isn't Shrek.

Hello?

Hooray! Bravo!

Grandma!

Welcome to world of Enis.

Welcome to the last video store in town

and within a radius of 100 kilometres.

Which explains why Enis even has Italian customers.

But these customers aren't just customers,

they are family.

And this one you'll see in a minute, whose name nobody knows,

that's his best friend.

Did you win "The biggest loser"? What's up with your clothes?

You sent me an invitation to a theme party.

I did? - Yes.

Okay, that explains a lot. - Mhm.

Gosh, this stupid detox. But at least he got my invitation.

That guy with Pfarrer Mohr? That's mincemeat Horst.

What's that on his apron?

Yeah, he came directly from the slaughterhouse.

He doesn't believe in bacteria. - Uhm ...

You probably haven't seen him yet

because you always sleep during the day.

Great, then everyone's here, I guess.

Speech, speech!

Yes, let's hear a speech.

It's gonna be a disaster. - Shush.

Well, hello. Thank you all for coming.

Thanks a lot.

Enis, you're a hero.

What should I say?

Just go with the flow, take it slow.

It doesn't matter who we are and where we come from.

It's love that connects us.

That's right!

Love for movies which infects us.

Josh Hartnett once said:

"Nobody asks to be a hero,

it just sometimes turns out that way."

I'm not a hero.

I owe all of this to my dad.

This video store was a dream of his. And the last memory I have of him.

But thanks to you, I can live his dream.

You are the real heroes.

And you're the reason that there's no wrecking ball

hiding behind that door, unlike with other video stores.

It's gonna be tough.

Fuck V.O.D.! Fuck V.O.D.!

But we will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on, okay?

We're going to survive. - Yes!

Bill Pullman. Independence Day.

We ride together.

We die together. Bad boys for life!

Yeah!

And I want to thank two really important people.

They gave me a home and always believed in me.

It didn't matter if I screwed up, you were always by my side.

You chose my dreams over yours.

I really want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you.

I promise, I will pay you back each penny.

You're acting like a bumpkin version of Marlon Brando

and lying to all of them.

Although this video store

is responsible for your empty bank account.

I thought you weren't touching computers at the moment.

I'm clean.

But your account is as safe as a school's locker.

I'm just looking out for you.

Like Trinity does for Neo.

And that although you're not nearly as good looking.

And get rid of that. Ass hair is sexier than that.

Not even close, Keanu. - Okay, you know what? Shut up.

Enis Altmann, you need a plan.

Who are you? My grandma?

Okay, you're my best platonic friend ...

No, I'm your only friend.

Because you are my best friend, I found an exit strategy

in the darknet for your debt.

I'll say it one last time: I don't need your help.

We're closed. - Oh, pardon me.

The light was still on, so I thought ...

Yeah, no problem. Come in, come in.

You haven't been here before? - No.

Can I help you with something? - I think you can, young man.

Excuse my curiosity,

but did you throw a Christmas themed party today?

No, we celebrated our jubilee.

We? You mean you and this Chinese VHS, right?

This VHS is part of the inventory. It's my store.

"Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight?"

Yeah, often. Good grief.

Oh, that's probably a quote from the movie.

Well, no, I've never seen that movie.

But I like the title.

"Manhunter". Well, well.

You know, I'm almost embarrassed saying this out loud,

but I still have a video recorder at home.

Mhm.

Do you want to see something cool?

Yes.

Behold.

The beating heart of this video store.

Well, that's impressive.

Wow, that's something.

Can you smell it?

That's the 90s.

I never thought I'd experience something like this.

Brand new movies on VHS. You only get them here.

Of course, including a free of charge playback device.

Say, is this all legal?

Okay, I would just need to see your ID shortly

and for every new customer, the fifth movie is free of charge.

I'm sorry, but I really would rather not

continue listening to your nonsense any longer.

Let's drop this comedy show. - Can you do that once more?

I'm sorry, where are my manners.

Could you let this VHS know that it would be smart for her

to make a move now?

Would you be as kind, Enis? That's your name, right?

Do we know each other? - Well, I do know you.

Can you guess why?

Because, in all modesty, I'm the best in this business.

And what kind of business would that be?

A problem centred business.

Solving problems quickly and discreetly is my passion.

Believe me, nobody in this entire world

solves complicated cases faster than me.

You know what they call me?

I'm called the sphincter.

But friends call me Bobby. Bob.

Fuck!

Okay, I propose we talk about the payment terms first.

How do you want to pay?

Cash, gold, transfer, Bitcoin?

What?

"What" is the ugly brother of "Beg your pardon”.

What?

The deal was that I take over your debt.

Oh my god, that guy is my exit strategy

from the darknet.

Wait a second.

For God's sake.

NaughtyNinja156? - Mhm.

I didn't keep up mentally. Lost my composure once again.

Would it be okay for you if I added one percent

to the commission to make amends?

Commission? - What commission.

Here goes the stroke simulator again.

I'm impressed, chapeau, chapeau.

That guy's all you promised me.

He'd believe anything.

Okay then, listen up.

I have to get a job done and you're short on cash.

So, for you not having to close this small but fine museum forever,

and because I don't want to get my hands dirty,

we could help each other.

I help you, and you help me.

You know, similar to that movie with the lambs ...

Quid pro quo.

I've got this for you as well.

A small present. Lucky piggy.

Then it's done.

I hope you have a tranquil first advent.

Naughty Ninja and commission?

I really don't know what he's talking about.

Are you crazy?

My last session in the darknet was for you!

You could really be more thankful, you know.

Because you brought the Grim Reaper in?

I told you I didn't need any help!

90.000 euros.

Where do you wanna get that much money from?

Everything that you've done in your life up until now,

you did for this video store, for your father's gift.

You could get rid of all debt in just one night.

Besides that, you could give something to your grandparents

that they don't have to buy themselves.

Don't be such a coward

and let's do the job for the sphincter.

This may be your last chance to fix this.

(I owe all of this to my dad. This video store was his dream.)

(And the only memory I have of him.)

(90.000 euros.)

(Where do you want to get that from? Don't be such a coward.)

(Enis Altmann, you need a plan.)

(I help you, and you help me.)

(You know, similar to that movie with the lambs.)

(Quid pro quo.)

Check your account.

Your account has been balanced.

Naughty Ninja got the details for today.

All the best, Bob.

You really need to synchronize your watch.

Uhm ... I had to do the daily closing calculations.

That's a long time for counting 40 euros.

I told you a thousand times to not hack my account.

And what car is this? - We're just test driving.

Check out your outfit for today. It's in the next seat.

Sphincter said you should wear that

and then press the bobblehead.

Good evening, you sissy.

Your job is a handover of a high-tech Panzerfaust.

It's called the "Red Star".

You're Prinz Nuri, a postpubertal desert warlord.

Is that SpongeBob's voice? - Dude, who photoshopped that?

The Kardashians? Do I look like an Arab?

It's the same for us asians and lego figures.

We all look the same to Austrians.

Your partner is called Lucy Lu.

An internationally wanted crazy super terrorist.

She arranged the Panzerfaust deal over the darknet.

The buyers: Wog Killer Fred.

Leader of the notorious carantanian defence squad.

And Penalty Peter, the guy with the death stretch.

Probably the two most dangerous guys from here to the Großglockner.

Are you bat shit crazy? - You little sissy.

We're real criminals. With real people.

Analogous crime is sexy.

Those dim-witted skinheads are our jackpot.

Was it really clever

to hand a high-tech Panzerfaust over to two skinheads?

And who would've been so stupid to believe their costumes?

No, it was not clever. And nobody was that stupid.

But Enis had no choice, he was in debt.

With the sphincter.

What's up?

They don't look scared.

Just shut up. I'll talk.

Okay.

Salam aleikum.

Uhm ...

What you got for us?

Dude, are you fucking with me, ping-pong?

I didn't say that much.

We are offering you the brand new and most efficient

high-tech Panzerfaust worldwide.

The Red Star.

Built in North Korea and stolen by our agents.

Even the NSA is looking for it.

The tracker has been disabled.

The weapon is located here on the premises.

You get it as soon as the money has been transferred

to the royal account.

His royal highness Prince Nuri's time is precious.

Well then, gentlemen. This was your chance.

Salam aleikum.

W aleikum a salam. If you go, you go with a bam.

Take cover, God damnit.

Police! Hand up and freeze!

G6 in formation.

Shoot 'em down!

This is the police. Surrender.

Dude, shoot! - Shit.

Target at three o'clock.

Smoke grenades!

Secured several targets across.

Target one not identified.

Repeat. Target one not identified.

Target one escaped.

That you is.

You me understand?

Sure.

Do you need to see a doctor?

Better be careful and watch that mouth of yours.

Who will get a clyster from the doctor.

Why were you at that hangar?

There was a flyer for a student movie in my mailbox.

We didn't find any cameras.

Well, yes. They filmed with their mobiles.

It's kind of like "The Blair witch project”.

A found-footage-film.

But it's action and with mobiles.

Without forest and witch.

Witch. - Is it ringing a bell?

I'm gonna ring your head, you smurf.

Do you even know who these guys are?

It's a radical right-wing private army.

That's not what the flyer said.

You little! - Lausegger!

I'll take it from here.

Prepare the briefing.

What are you wating for?

Why were you in that hangar, huh?

I told your little monkey friend all that I know.

I don't have to talk to you.

Or is this a case of imminent danger according to paragraph 47?

Can I go now?

Well, he seems to know the paragraphs.

Way to go, your little brother

could teach you some things.

I'm sure you're very proud of him, am I right?

Let him go.

You're kidding, right?

He's not a threat.

He's just stupid.

So, the police let you go and there's hope for your store.

Thank Allah.

But you're kinda pale, Turk boy.

Do I need to worry?

The arms deal was a total disaster.

Panzerfaust gone.

Relax, missy.

Me, you and your ... whatever your relationship is,

we're friends.

And friends always deserve a second chance.

But well, the arms deal was just a test to see

if you would do anything. And you passed.

And now moving on to the actual job.

On Christmas Eve,

Kazakhs reeking of vodka, caviar and eastern European whores

will probably land here in this megacity

to do some illegal business with the federal government.

It's about water privatisation, passports, sea property, et cetera.

The whole thing is well disguised as a state visit.

And the Kazakh president, if you know her,

will visit in person in order to divert attention

from her entourage's intrigues.

And my clients, whose names I am of course not allowed to mention

according to the GDPR,

they simply want to prevent the fact that really soon,

everyone will know someone who does business with a Kazakh.

Let's put it this way: A few influential industrial magnates

don't want Kazakhstan to buy up land and people

in Carinthia.

So, this state visit would be really a thorn in their flesh.

And we are to prevent that? Are you joking?

Do I look like I'm joking?

Woah!

Shit, is that blood?

If you want, you can have your money back.

No, no, no. That's not how we do it, my friend.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Or do you really want me to use that hammer?

A very blood mess, truly.

But as I said, I'm fine with anything.

But don't dare to fuck with me!

Okay, friends, sabotage the state visit.

I won't have mercy.

Don't let me down in front of my customers.

There will be no third chance.

Attention!

At ease.

Poseidon will land on the 24th of December

at 0800 at the Klagenfurt airport.

As soon as the convoy

with the seven armoured vehicles starts moving

and leaves the airport grounds, that's when we take over.

For this, we're providing 300 officers ...

Well, I guess we almost missed the arms deal at the airport

because you're on the phone while working hours, Mrs analyst?

Get out!

Let us be clear on this.

I don't allow amateurs in my commando.

From this moment on,

I want illimitable concentration and extraordinary performance.

Have I made myself clear?

Yes, colonel.

There's a lot of people out there

that want to sabotage this state visit.

Our mission: Sabotating the sabotage.

Any further questions?

"Foxtrot, Echo, Romeo. Copy that."

"We can't land in this weather. We have to turn back."

"I repeat, we cannot land in this weather."

"We must turn back."

Hey, what's up?

Did I wake you? - No.

Why are you whispering? - The cleaning lady is still here.

I don't want to involve her.

I don't understand why everyone likes books so much.

There's nothing about modern warfare in here.

And you? - No, nothing.

"I've watched all action movies from Kazakhstan."

I think we've failed.

There are some things you don't learn from 90s movies.

So, don't give up faster than a grey-headed albatross pees.

Why I know that? From these dead boring books.

Do you think Ethan made so many unnecessary sequels

because he's a sissy?

"Anyway, you have me." - Did you even listen?

"The city will be fortress. We're no gangsters."

"Or do you know anybody that knows how to deal with this?"

Of course, that's it!

We're meeting tomorrow morning.

I'll send you the coordinates. And wear your costume.

Coordinates and sheikh costume.

Does sound like she had a plan.

But not Enis. He was clueless.

Hey, wait! No! Stop it!

Shit, where in the heck are we? Fuck!

It didn't go 100 percent as planned.

What are you ... shit!

What did I do?

There is someone. There is someone.

Someone's coming.

Be quiet. - Shit.

Do you hear that? Someone's coming.

Shit, shit, shit. Okay.

Hey!

We had a deal.

That's not how you treat a prince.

I want to talk the boss, right now!

(Arabic:) Eye for an eye and the whole world will be blind.

Mhm.

(Arabic:) You don't know shit about Arabic.

Right, Turk?

So, that was her plan?

Let's ask the wog killer for help.

That's another kind of crazy.

He'd seen right through them.

But for some reason they were still alive.

That's his eco Guantanamo.

Yeah, I know. The plan is buggy.

It's time, let's go.

To get information, the wog killer has a special method.

He makes his victims snorkel in Carinthian cow shit

until they tell him the truth.

And they were in deep shit.

But they had to tell these bald-headed idiots.

Because if anyone would want to sabotage a Kazakh secret operation,

it was them.

If not, Enis and his hacker friend on detox

would be lost forever.

That's why we wanted to ask you for help.

Please.

But these idiots didn't give a shit

about the visit of the Kazakh president.

As a proponent of tradition and nostalgia,

the tragedy surrounding the cultural heritage of your father

does move me.

That's why I want to help you.

And only because of that.

I'm also convinced that the authorities

were on to the hangar even before our deal.

Maybe the airport plays a key role in this state visit.

So, you're gonna take a look around.

Sorry, I just wanted to help.

But since I've been offline ...

I didn't think we'd end up in a brown lagoon.

It's not your fault.

But I think I know what I need to do.

I have to take matters into my own hands now.

Yeah, man!

Look.

Isn't that too risky? Or is your drone invisible?

Can you get in closer?

Closer than a shit house fly.

The wog killer was right.

Something was fishy. Soldiers from Kazakhstan.

Everywhere.

Conspiracy.

They're even selling the Eurofighters to the Kazakhs.

Unidentifiable flying object at twelve o'clock.

Shit.

Widowitz, you had clear orders.

Are your querulants up there sleeping

or do I have to assume

that my instructions were too cryptic?

What task were you assigned?

Object protection. - And why are you not fulfilling it?

How many men in your utterly desolate troop?

30.

In addition, we have requested further staff

from a local security service provider for external surveillance.

You're all as irrelevant as a pig's head brawn

in the Hindu Kush.

A state visit is not an undertaking for trivial village disco bouncers,

or underpaid traffic citation issuers.

Today it was a toy.

Tomorrow it will be a dirty bomb.

And now for the record: From now on we need radio surveillance,

a mobile radar and a drone defence system.

Our mission is to protect our colleagues from Kazakhstan

so they can do their job, understood?

Understood, colonel.

Would you like to see the command centre in the tower?

My colleague will do that.

My pleasure.

Lady's first.

And now, show me the drone footage.

Is that a soviet CH59?

Well, somebody did their homework.

Yes, "The hunt for red October".

Only that these CH59 rockets were remodel led for the use

of silver iodide.

Silver o-what? - Iodide.

Silver iodide, pay attention.

That's a metallic ... you know, for ...

You need it for ... - Peter, stop.

That's a chemical substance that prevents storms.

And with these rockets,

it's being sprayed into the atmosphere.

Same concept is used with anti-hale rockets in agriculture.

The Kazakhs are controlling the weather?

Why?

It's human nature to try and play God.

What do you think the most powerful person on earth is capable of?

Jeff Bezos is not a Kazakh.

But the Kazakh president is one.

You're not the brightest bulb in the box, huh?

For real?

You think the most powerful person is a Kazakh?

Or a Chinese? - Why, because there are so many?

Are you done now?

From state holidays to holidays at the Black Sea.

The weather is controlled by the Kazakh president.

We only have one opportunity to save your video store.

"And now the weather with Antenne Karnten."

"With daily highs of five degrees, the first week of Advent

will be dry throughout the country."

"Light precipitation can only be ..."

I don't know what he's up to, but his timing is on point.

We sabotage the state visit of the president,

through taking some of her power.

In order to do so, we need rain, fog or snow.

What do you mean? She won't come if it snows?

If it snows on Christmas Eve, we won't only save your video store,

but then we'll have a nostalgic white Christmas again.

That's why we need to do everything possible

to prevent these Eurofighters' take-off,

as they would prevent potential snowfall.

From now on, my people will take over the reconnaissance.

The operational area covers a radius of five miles around the airport.

This mission stands or falls on an accurate weather forecast.

That's why Mai-Tai is going to step out of detox

for the time being and get us a top-notch meteorologist.

And you, you go back to your video store

and just do what you always do.

And if anything comes up, you guys get in touch.

A pager? I didn't know they were technically degenerated as well.

We are what?

Non-cooperation with evil is as much a duty

as is cooperation with good.

Operation White Christmas starts right now!

Better than Operation White Power.

That's where they spent the whole night.

Until Enis finally understood what it was all about.

With the Eurofighters and the CH59 rockets

they wanted to prevent snow from falling on Christmas.

The Kazakh president only comes when it's not snowing.

The Eurofighters had to be stopped so it does snow

and the state visit won't happen.

As the sphincter had demanded.

Quite simple, actually.

If it wasn't the brother of Enis, Tim.

Close all sewer tops and install additional motion detectors.

The sewers are now a restricted area.

I don't even want to see a single rat.

Is that clear? - Understood.

Good day. Hello there all of you.

Why are civilians climbing down here?

What did I just say?

Have a nice day and salami. König Claudia, state governor.

I want to thank you in the name of all Carinthians,

that you are taking such great care of my state.

As you know, a long time ago,

the sun fell from the skies.

And this state visit is not only a glimmer of hope

for Kazakhstan, but for our whole region.

Maybe our timing is off,

but we Carinthians are problem solvers.

And a 100 percent liquidity also means 100 percent popularity.

So, emergency nationalisation times "Stadionwald"-projects

equals outright majority.

I also recommended you for a promotion.

It's not only my future that depends on your success.

And let your deputy know his place.

Can we take a picture for the newspaper?

Of course!

There's some great smoked sausage at the Christmas market.

I don't know if it's made from pork.

I know it's organic and totally locally.

Operation White Christmas.

The rescue mission for his video store had begun.

And Enis told everybody.

"It's two weeks before Christmas.”

"And we have a very special prize game for you."

I welcome Enis from the video store "Bellissimo".

Hello, good evening. - Hello, a very pleasant evening.

So, what's the deal?

We're doing Christmas bets this year.

For our customers and prospective ones.

And you can win great movie packages for next year.

The winner will be chosen on the 24th of December before closing hours.

We're living at a time in which we are downright flooded by

internet streaming services.

"And you're still running one of the last video stores."

"Quite successfully."

"What's your secret?" - My loyal customers.

The long talks, the passion for movies.

You know, I always say you have to touch people's hearts.

It was always the audience

that conferred movies a sense of immortality.

And it's the same with the video store.

"As long as there's an audience, we are untouchable.”

"It was fate that I could turn my hobby into a career."

And it's my calling

to provide you with the best entertainment.

People are important to you? - Absolutely.

People are family, and family is the most important.

Very wonderful words to conclude this talk.

And let's all hope that we'll have a white Christmas this year.

"Weatherman. Tomorrow. 10 PM."

Bye, grandpa. - Hey, look who's here.

Surprise. Come on in.

Come closer.

Say "Carinthia". - Carinthia.

Why didn't you wish for a digital camera?

Son, there's nothing more authentic than an analogue image.

Quality ... - .. and nostalgia. I know.

Things you don't understand.

We ... have a performance the day after tomorrow.

How long are you staying in Klagenfurt?

I can't tell you. - Come on, Tim.

If you can't trust your family, who can you trust?

Yes, whom?

How is Alev and the fireflies? Do you have any new photos?

Yes, I do. Here you go.

Oh, that's so sweet.

What is he doing there?

He made a terracotta vase for his piano teacher.

A terracotta vase? For the piano teacher?

He's two.

And he's already going to the museum?

Of course, they're exhibiting his paintings there.

He loves contemporary watercolour painting.

He didn't take after his uncle, I guess.

He's got a lot of friends, for sure. - Yes, he does. Are you jealous?

Not everyone knows early on where life takes him.

I only knew when I turned 30.

Yes, and some never do.

(Turkish:) Fuck off. - Son of a donkey.

Asshole.

They're still fighting.

Where did we go wrong? - You didn't.

No one did anything wrong. Mom and Dad also didn't.

Enis is what he is.

I have to go now.

Too bad.

Why is there snow everywhere?

Ye-he's, I'll be right there.

You're taking a Nazi to a Jew's home? Are you nuts?

Nathanael Gluckstein?

And who wants to know?

Austrian secret service.

Are you from the NSA?

Let me introduce you to Ming Di-Nasty,

our expert from Thailand.

Sawadee Krap.

Excuse me, but that's all for my Thai.

The nail designer of my cousin is from Phuket.

Ah!

You should put on some as well.

The UV-light in here is very concentrated.

If outside snow you see, you need Vitamin-D.

Turn it off again.

What can I do for you?

Move.

She said that we need a detail led weather forecast

for a top-secret peace mission during Christmas time.

And you're said to be the best.

Doctor, Doctor Meteorology.

And your ticket to the Sonnblick observatory.

If you'd like.

By the way, I'm single.

That's great.

What kind of mission is this?

Well, you know ... - I not can say detailed anything.

But children many will be happy.

Children, beautiful!

If it's about children, my help is free of charge, of course.

The weather is a mouthpiece of the eternal.

If you understand the skies, you understand him.

And thus, I am the master of the weather.

Exactly what we were looking for.

That's why there was snow outside.

He was no Copperfield, but he had an interactive home

with a genius app.

And he knew about the weather.

And that's why he was their man.

The team was complete.

But there's one thing that Enis didn't think about.

Time was running out.

And that was the long awaited half-time whistle.

I heard you on the radio.

You're quite the star around here.

Oh, excuse me.

Do you want some, too? - I have allergies.

Allergic to chestnuts? Oh dear.

Is live even worth living then anymore?

But I'm wondering ...

Do you even want to live?

Christmas Turk?

Do you think I enjoy being mean to you?

Let me show you something.

That's my little Phil.

I can see him once a year for 60 minutes.

That's an hour.

And I spend it explaining to him

why his father doesn't have time for him.

And for this annual ritual,

his mom, my dirty skunk of an ex-wife,

deliberately chose Christmas Eve.

That's the price I pay for what I do.

And you, as a man of the people, can surely understand

that I don't want to miss this appointment.

From now on, you will be available day and night.

It doesn't matter to me if you're in the shit house

or doing a threesome with a friend.

And if you dare to focus on anything else than our deal

and the Kazakhs don't change their plans ...

Then I'll be ...

decorating a little Anti-Christmas tree this year.

With your entrails as tinsel

and your empty nut as a Christmas tree ball.

I guess you would agree it would be nice to prevent that.

Phil is counting on you.

Oh, it's 12:03 AM again. Time flies.

Right? Now we have twelve days left.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

♪ Oh, you joyful,

♪ oh, you blessed,

♪ grace bringing Christmas time.

Sorry.

♪ Heavenly hosts rejoicing to honor you.

What are you doing here? - That's what the Turk said.

His family sings in the choir.

Turks singing in Klagenfurt.

Hasn't happened since 1716.

Austrian grandparents. - Mhm.

Adoptive grandparents. - Okay, are you done?

♪ Snow falls softly at night.

Aren't you checking your pagers? - Didn't get anything.

I didn't have reception.

"The occluded front over western Europe

is shifting further and further eastwards and thus,

cold air is flowing into the Mediterranean region,

which is leading to the formation of a cyclogenesis."

"At the moment, there is a stable area of high pressure over Europe."

What is he saying? I don't get it.

The mission is starting tonight.

What, for real?

Shanghai, status report.

After I evaluated all the photos of your genius men,

which would probably only give ornithologists wet dreams,

we had exactly two matches.

Igor Oleg, defected Soviet pilot and his daughter Natasha Koslova.

Kazakh fighter pilots. Stationed in Syria until recently.

Presumably only these two are authorised to fly these missions

and are accommodated in different parts of the city.

Shit, you're right.

And they are being picked up shortly before midnight.

We have to strike at two places at the same time.

And we only have one chance.

I'm having goosebumps all the way down to my panties. You too?

Mission starts at 2200.

I hope you planned this painshakingly?

I planned it painstakingly and not painshakingly.

You're another kind of stupid.

Come on, be a smartass, like his brother.

No, I won't. - You should.

What the fuck?

His grandparents are singing in the choir

with the house slave of the wog killer.

Shush.

Enis! - Grandma, hey.

It's so nice you finally made it.

Yes. - And he brought the VHS as well.

Namaste.

Freddy!

Daggi.

Freddy?

Hey, hello.

Daggi?

Manfred. - Helmut.

Peng, peng, puff. - Howdy-Doody.

You know each other?

Yes, since he joined the rectorate he never missed a concert.

You know each other, too? - Yes, Freddy's a customer.

A real fan of historic "Heimatfilms" which take place

before the post-war period.

Sorry, but I have to interrupt. We have to go now.

Okay, you bandits. And keep your chin up.

But only your chin.

See you later, alligator. Time to scoot, little newt.

Daggi? - Come on, see you later.

Bye.

What was that?

Both safe houses are protected by firewalls.

And there are eight guards in the Kosova's staircase.

These are pros. - I thought you were the pro.

A pro on detox.

He's got to go in through the fire escape.

Luigi, state report.

Do I look like a Luigi to you?

Nobody will buy this.

"Also, it's really discriminating."

Your outfit deserves an Oscar compared to mine.

What is this? - Maki rolls with salmon.

Fish is the first thing that comes to mind

when you think about a hot Asian?

I hope your secret weapon can do better.

"Which floor?" - Probably the 10th.

Are you crazy?

Do we really need to break into the pilot's home?

"You're such a sissy, what's the worst that could happen?"

Luigi, status report.

I think, she is showering or on the toilet.

You have to get in there.

Fuck.

Ah!

Who are you?

A gift from the city.

Bon appetit.

Put it there and fuck off!

Asshole.

Goodbye.

I'm out. Where did you learn that?

My uncle Jimim from South Korea had a smuggler boat

in the Yellow Sea at the North Korean-Russian order,

where he was accidentally shot down during a long-range missile testing.

That's a cute story, but can you just stick to the plan?

Sushi with lindwolm. Gift flom city.

Sushi. Lunning Sushi.

And?

I have lost the contact and I can't enter her laptop.

We're practically blind.

What the hell are you? A spy?

Sushi. Lunning Sushi.

Shush.

That was my mom's favourite song.

Thank you, sushi.

Drink.

Drink.

For Mom.

"You have one new message."

"Why do I give you a phone?"

"My clients are becoming nervous regarding the state visit,

you little Turk- ..." - The sphincter?

Yes.

There, she is out again.

Slowly. Is everything fine? Are you okay?

I hope you at least did your job up there?

Freddy, don't stress around. - That cannot be true ...

What was that?

My secret weapon.

Yes, hello? I'm shitting my spleen out.

I ate Chinese.

What are they talking about?

Chinese food before the flight? It was a gift from the city.

A completely strung out Japanese tranny brought it to me.

In my case, it was an Italian guy, but he was ugly as sin.

Hands off! - Like you from my babushka.

Chill your guts, I'll take over your flight.

Damn shit.

Can you localize the phone? - Of course I can.

Then do it!

Mission Arma-gut-don threatened to fail.

The Eurofighters were positioned

to destroy the incipient bad weather front.

So, there was only one option: full speed.

Are you blind, man?

Shit, man, ey!

Do you want to kill us, man? - Nowhere near, Keanu.

Are you talking about "Speed"? Have you even seen the movie?

There is Kosloval!

Slow please.

They're turning off to the Ring Road.

We're way too fast! What's your plan?

Hold on! We have to hit them? - What? No!

No!

They did not hit Koslova after all.

What happened?

Yes, what had happened? Oleg's warning cry came too late.

And on Koslova's pizza was a load of laxatives under the cheese,

which made her shit the whole car.

Thus, her flight was cancelled,

and the bad weather front came closer and closer.

Nevertheless, a new plan was needed, since during the next 24 hours,

the Kazakhs would again prepare their ordnance to prevent exactly that.

Sickening.

Are you sure we shall not bring you home?

You are my home.

Since my uncle Jimim was blown up.

Sister Maria said that God will find my family

if it snows on Christmas one day.

Thanks to the fucking global warming, I'm waiting for this my entire life.

But it could happen this year.

I may be a coward, but I'll do all I can to make it snow this year.

Even if I get killed. I promise.

Forget it. I'm gonna walk.

Why don't you let them rest in peace?

Why are you doing that?

They are not only your parents. - You did not even know them.

Baba wouldn't have wanted you to throw away your life.

Why do you say that? I'm fighting for his dream!

You've never fought for anything. Don't start now.

Especially if it has no future.

Do you tell Marvin the same shit? - His name is Halim.

Perhaps it has no future for you, but for me, it is everything!

My past, my family!

Without them, I would be alone.

You let me down to become a fucking quota sheriff.

You still haven't understood that people like us

have to be twice as good as others to reach something in life.

I am so happy that mom and dad did not have to watch you grow up.

Oh, now it's getting embarrassing.

Why does Tim hate me so much?

Tim was little, you know, your mother was pregnant with you

when your father decided

to leave his homeland for a better future.

Your father has sometimes told me

that he always had to show Tim images of this better future.

And this world was tangible only in movies.

He was lucky to fall in love with a pilot.

For a dreamer like he was,

there is nothing better than finding someone who gives him wings.

And that was our daughter. Our Ursula.

Here, look. Because of her, Timmy wanted to become a pilot.

But after this horrible accident with the balloon ...

That completely threw him off course.

And from then on, he became so extremely ambitious.

I think, he forced himself to accept that this better world doesn't exist.

And you were an image of your father.

You were a dreamer too.

Timmy loves you idolatrously. And he is afraid to lose you too.

But don't stop dreaming now. It's all going to turn out well.

Hello, my Kurdish friend. I'm trying to call you for days.

I'm sorry, my phone was on mute.

Oh, really? I wanted to ask you

if you can to bring me and my sweepstake to the radio.

It's a movies quiz.

Who am I?

Aiaiaial.

Oh, I see. Haha. There will be repercussions, young man. You know?

What's up with him, bro?

Are you responsible here?

Oh, someone's already in a Christmas mood. Nice, nice.

I don't have much time, so listen.

This boy is doing anything to fulfil your moronic deal.

If you really are a professional, you wait until the deadline. Okay?

If you will pardon my saying so,

I'm afraid you have just opened Pandora's box, right?

Chaining me up here was not a very bright idea.

I don't want to repeat myself, but I think this will have repercussions.

Are you done?

I just wanted to mention so nobody will complain.

By the way, Phil is still the boy from the chocolate wrapper,

not your son.

How stupid do you think this Enis is?

That was a rhetoric question, right?

You'll be hanging around here for a while.

Do you need something?

After you tried to hit a home run with my head two times,

I'd appreciate an aspirin.

Take care of that, Peter, okay?

You don't need to take care, Petey.

A little bit of privacy would be enough.

Operation White Christmas could finally be continued.

Do you remember the drone material?

Enis had discovered something strange on it.

Steel cages. Huge steel cages.

He could only guess what could be inside.

And this brought him to an idea.

And this idea should, seven days before Christmas,

prevent exactly one thing:

Another start of the Eurofighters

and the state visit of the Kazakh president relating thereto.

Children's hospital

Christmas workshop, hello?

Sonnblick, mission control. Shalom to the gang. I have an important update.

The bad weather front is coming to Europe.

A low-pressure area is forming over the Mediterranean.

I'm sorry, the little angel does not understand your accent.

Strong precipitation. Onset of winter the day after tomorrow.

White Christmas guaranteed! Nobody can prevent it anymore.

The weather forecast looked good.

But now, the pilots were under surveillance around the clock.

Thus, Enis had only one option left: He had to go to the airport himself.

You take the supply passage, it's not guarded.

And that's how you pass the security check to reach the runway.

Mr Hunt.

Hey, Turk. Be careful, okay?

You are by far the most gentle skinhead I know.

But also the most horrible.

That's his brother. He must not see him under any circumstances.

His brother is a cop? Is that supposed to remain a secret?

But they were prepared for everything.

Sorry, I'm sorry to pester you here just like this.

Well, at least the wog killer.

I have promised my daughter to bring her a gift.

Here, from Klagenfurt.

So I asked your colleagues over there where the duty free shop is.

And I was told it's all restricted area.

Who do they take me for? I'm from the DDR.

We always had a restricted area. All the time, you know.

Enis' way was free.

Call team delta to G2 for shift change.

Melchior for Santa. Rudolf is right in front of me.

Do you know why the Kazakh president wouldn't come when it's snowing?

Because she hates it when it's snowing.

That's why this maniac wants to control the weather.

But Enis could not let that happen

and prepared the plane tires with baits.

"We're not allowed to get that close to the plane,

or else that psycho cop will show up again."”

Good evening, captain.

Excuse me, may I use the toilet, please?

Are you high? We're not allowed to use the toilet on duty.

Cystitis.

You can't stand the climate, what, Arab?

Hangar! Hurry!

Enis' plan really seemed to work.

Every hour of his life spent in front of the TV,

everything he had learned there.

Everything was fitting perfectly in this crazy night.

I'm in the hangar.

Everything went like clockwork.

And then came the decisive moment.

Was Enis' guess right?

The bears are out. "I repeat, the bears are out."

A present by the Kazakhs. That wasn't too smart.

The bears found the baits

and destroyed the Eurofighters along with the CH59 rockets.

Please authorise an aesthetic shot. - Authorised.

And the weather flights were cancelled.

Colonel, the encrypted line to Vienna. The boss. Your buddy.

Hello? - "Tim?"

No reason to worry, Bertl. I'm working on it.

"The Kazakhs are informed. They want those responsible to be replaced.”

And they want to an other airport.

Hand over the command before it's too late.

How did they get this information?

I don't know.

Please, talk to the federal office.

We have to do that in Carinthia. "Trust me."

What's that?

A banana.

Cordon everything off! Nobody gets in or out.

We were sabotaged.

So ... How does it feel to fail?

Do you know how long I have waited for that?

I can tell you.

Exactly 17 years in which you have hassled everyone around you.

Step away.

So, well ...

You three, down there. Go, go, go.

Pick me up. I'm done.

But just when they thought they had done it,

they received an emergency call by Penalty Peter.

However, they only arrived at the farm at dawn.

You check the house, I the barn, okay?

"Let us be happy and cheerful."

Eva.

The Anti-Christmas tree.

He didn't find her. She's alive. Eva! Eva!

He's not looking for her in there, isn't he?

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Stay calm. Stay calm.

Sphincter had kept his word.

He had wiped out the whole defence unit and was now somewhere out there.

But he was not their only problem.

Where did you get that from?

From an ornithologist.

The photos were found at the time when the bears broke out,

on a track at the airport. Tonight.

Who let you in?

I did. I private conversation is no grounds for dismissal.

What do we know?

One of them is Manfred Schweiger.

Combat swimmer for the NVA.

Member of the SED.

In the 90s he completely disappeared.

Paramilitary to history teacher to skinhead.

What is that all about? - Hm.

The woman is Mongol, Korean, I mean, Chinese.

Like with us Turks, it's all the same, isn't it?

Is that a walkie-talkie? They were not alone.

That is an interesting detail.

The Kazakhs were complaining about the food

that the city was allegedly sponsoring.

One of the two pilots had diarrhea for two days.

Pilot Koslova, who was injured at the bear outbreak,

got food from an Italian.

A skinhead, an Asian and a Sicilian. That's a joke, right?

Oh, and ...

We found this lindworm with both of the Kazakhs.

What?

Check all Asians and Italians. Wire all phones.

Talk to informants and check every single bald head.

Big plan.

"Target at three o'clock.”

Police! Don't move!

"Team six in position."

Police, don't move! - "Target under control."

"Access team for dragonfly. No detection outside."

"Targets in the buidling." - Roger.

Another target at twelve o'clock.

Lausegger!

Ouch! Ouch!

Look! Look what you did! - Nothing happened.

You are nuts! You will get a complaint!

Do you even know who I am?

Look what he did to this beautiful face!

Brigadier Buggelsheim on the phone for you.

Tell Brigadier Bruggelsheim that this will have consequences!

And you, you can apply for retirement.

"What are you doing?"

This is the old square in Klagenfurt, not the Bakara Market in Mogadishu.

"And then you are confusing Otto Retzer of all people."

"Lausegger will destroy you."

You could have a disciplinary hearing.

"Of course you could keep going,

but then I won't be able to give you a better career

than one in school route safety."

"Take time off until this thing is over."

Tim, go home to your family. It's Christmas.

Send my regards to them.

"After a photo call in front of the lindworm,

the Kazakh delegation will look at some local companies."

"We ask the public for compassion,

as there will need to be stronger safety measures on Christmas."

"Are you crazy? A lockdown during Christmas?"

"This only concerns our Christmas celebrations."

"In Kazakhstan they don't celebrate until the 6th of January."

"For the safety of our country and our guest of honor,

we cannot give out any more details at this time. Thank you."

"What does that mean for the Christmas parties?"

"What is wrong with you?"

"That's not possible. Just because of the Kazakhs?"

"You have one new message."

"Timmy? Sorry to bother you. We have just seen the news."

"You are probably busy with the state visit. We are so proud of you."

"If you are in the city anyway,

we could celebrate Christmas together this year."

"Please talk to Enis."

"I think that he really needs his big brother right now."

Okay, Jenny, what do you think? Snow or no snow?

Hm ...

Yes.

"What that means for your last Christmas shoppings

and the coming state visit - right after the next song."

Are you Enis' dad?

Why? - You also look funny.

No, I am the brother.

Do I also get a brother for Christmas?

You will have to ask Santa that.

Mom, mom, can we write Santa a letter?

Have fun with that. - Thank you.

Do we still have sheets of paper at home? Please, Mom.

Mom, can you help me write it? Dad's handwriting is so ugly.

Great family.

They are practically already divorced.

He is a workaholic

and she is completely overwhelmed with everything.

They come here to get rid of the kid for a few hours.

That poor child.

And you support this? Don't you have a heart?

That brings me to you. What do you want?

You really made something out of it.

Come on! You don't even care about that.

I...

I wanted to ask if we could celebrate Christmas together.

Hm?

If we could celebrate Christmas together?

I can't understand a word. What are you saying?

He wants to celebrate Christmas together.

Oh, you thought about that? Wow, okay.

Tell him, he needs to work on his embolism.

It's called empathy.

Because of this I have no interest ...

Enis, I ...

Halim finally wants to meet his uncle and I want that too.

I have a customer.

Was everything okay? - Of course. I cried so much.

That's the wrong decoration. Go back inside. I'll show you.

I would be free on Christmas.

What was your brother doing there?

Family stuff. Calm down. Where are you? Any news?

We are expecting snow but the Kazakhs have repaired the Eurofighter,

so we need to go back to the front.

There are more policer officers than people out there.

Don't stress it. We will save your video store, okay?

Are you sure your brother didn't notice anything?

Of course not. We are professionals.

"Phone surveillance activated."

"What was your brother doing there?" - "Family stuff. Calm down."

"That's the wrong decoration."

"We are expecting snow but the Ka- zakhs have repaired the Eurofighter,

so we need to go back to the front."

"Yes, I am from the DDR. We always had a restricted zone."

"The whole time."

"Don't stress it. We will save your video store, okay?"

"Are you sure your brother didn't notice anything?"

"Of course not. We are professionals."

What are you planning?

May the lord be with you.

I need the costumes back until the 1st of January.

Take good care of them. - Okay.

Are you kidding me?

Allow me to introduce Melchior and Balsam.

Balthazar. - Balthazar. Look, you are ...

Forget it.

I thought we would disguise and deceive.

What is your part of the plan?

Your girlfriend will hack into the pilot's radio

and as soon as he starts we will shoot him down.

Awesome. With what? - Are you crazy?

With your high-tech Panzerfaust from North Korea.

Yes, but the police has it.

No, I was faster. And I already have the perfect position for firing it.

Major Lausegger was withdrawn because of health reasons.

From now on I will take over again.

What would we do without any rain? - Plan B.

Which is what?

Highjack a plane

and nail down a low pressure area with electromagnetic waves.

Basically the reverse, way more complicated plan.

But we were lucky.

Uhm, one thing. Something completely different.

What is going on? I mean, with you and Eva?

Are you crazy, asking him that?

She came in 2015 via the Balkan route.

I saved her life and since then she has been living with me.

She is like a daughter to me.

Do you really think that fascists who hoard weapons

and breed private armies, would work together with you two?

Of course I am not a Nazi.

I control and deradicalize these guys.

As long as they listen to me, they don't set synagogues on fire.

It's only a matter of time until something very bad happens again.

History teaches people that people learn nothing from history.

Did you study Ghandi? No wonder you have them wrapped around your finger.

They don't even know him.

They are just into the symbols.

The snorkel? - That is propaganda.

Nobody has been in this pit before you two.

But if people believe in something, it gains power. Like Christmas.

And now we have to save Christmas in order to save our loved ones.

Are you in?

* Music: "It will soon be dark" *

4 It soon will be dark out,

♪ it soon will be night.

3 So, 1 come 10 you here,

♪ my saviour on watch.

Now we are at the point where we have already been.

Only that we know now that the wog killer is one of the good guys.

Everything else is as it was.

In a few hours it will be Christmas Eve.

It is going to snow and the Kazakhs still want to prevent it.

It will get critical for Enis.

Is that your brother again? Do you always give him our location?

Dragonfly for team leader. How is it going up there?

Nothing suspicious to see from up here.

What are you doing? We don't have time for this.

We are making history today. We are saving Christmas.

With that performance and that technology

you would be the worst influencer ever.

What? I already got sick with influenza.

Is he always messing with us or is he really that dumb?

Let's go, come, come. Get in position. Okay, all together.

Carinthia.

Thanks.

This is the perfect position? We could have done that anywhere.

But here we are outside of the radar.

We can shoot down the rocket

and then go to the Christmas market right away.

Why do you want to go to the Christmas market?

What are you doing? - Logging in the weapon.

Do you think I've lost my mind?

"Weapon activated. Thank you."

That thing would have rusted, before it would have worked again.

Excuse me.

We were on our way to the hospital, now we have a burst tyre.

How big are the gaps? - Which gaps?

The gaps in between the contractions.

Three minutes. - What? Two at most.

Easy, easy.

Okay, come on. Grab the bag.

♪ Silent night ... holy night.

♪ All is calm ... all is bright.

I thought ... - The feet have to go up.

♪ Round yon Virgin Mother and Child.

♪ Holy Infant so tender and mild.

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace.

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace.

♪ Silent night ... holy night.

"Taifun one, wind one for ... clear for take-off."

♪ All is calm ... all is bright.

Igor Oleg, if you start the airplane, we will shoot you.

Who is speaking? Identify!

Running sushi, is it you?

He hasn't forgotten your costume.

He hasn't forgotten the hot Asian woman.

Igor Oleg, if you start the airplane, we will kill you.

Operations manager Timur Olmez Altmann is speaking.

The flight won't be cancelled.

Fuck you, because of you my anus isn't working anymore.

♪ Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth.

Ah ...

You have to shoot!

Go! Get the weapon!

I don't know how. - Go!

♪ Shepherds quake at the sight.

"Target acquired."

Pull the trigger, god damnit!

"Watch out! Wrong firing direction.”

What is wrong with you?

"Watch out! Wrong firing direction.”

Hurry up. You have to get him before he is too far away.

"Target acquired. Thank you."

Are you serious? - What?

You stole the car from Maria and Josef.

I didn't steal it. She gave it to me because I birthed her child.

Alright.

The whole country is in a state of emergency

and we are casually driving to the Christmas market?

Yes, because I promised Eva I would come.

And you know I never break my promises.

But she can sing to you another time. Does that have to be today?

We have to disappear.

I just said I always keep my promises. What's wrong with you?

We achieved everything we wanted. Nobody got hurt.

Hello?

Okay, nobody is seriously hurt.

But the most beautiful thing is, we won't ...

"This is the police speaking. Surrender yourselves."

What were you about to say?

Is that Tim?

Okay. Hold on! - Step on the gas!

Step on the gas!

Just step on the gas, man! Drive!

Not so fast. - Fuck it. Get rid of him.

Is your brother completely crazy? - Just step on the gas.

Enis!

He is still your brother. - Just get rid of him.

Do me a favor and shut up for once.

Woah!

Come on! Everyone out of the car! Come on!

Shit, my leg! - Come, come!

Don't fall asleep. Come out.

Nothing happened. He is not dead.

Enis, come!

Balthazar, faster!

I'm hurt. I can't go that fast.

Man, this sucks. Let's get out of these clothes.

No, we will keep them on.

Nobody shoots at the three Magi.

Enis!

Enis, where are you? Enis!

"Access team has arrived."

"Vehicle under control."

"Location?"

"After the entrance, two o'clock. At the graves of the politicians.”

Enis! Enis, surrender!

"Team one is going left."

Shit. There's police everywhere. We need to leave.

"Roger. Team two is coming from the right side."

Don't take another step! - Enis, I am coming to you.

Fuck off! - Don't shoot! Nobody shoot!

You're not going to leave me behind. I don't want do die.

Nobody is dying because of this. - I don't know what you are planning.

But we will find a solution.

Someone is hurt. She probably needs a doctor.

She is ready to die for this. - What? Shit, no!

Hey, hey. Shush.

Come out and we'll talk about it. - What do you want to talk about?

Somebody shot down a plane from the sky.

The rocket came from the same direction as you did.

We don't know who it was.

Then why did you follow us? - Maybe you saw something?

Is he helping us now?

Why should I trust you?

What do you want to talk about with me?

(If you don't trust your family, then who else?)

(Yes, who else?)

If you don't trust your family, then who else?

I can help you, if you surrender yourselves now.

I don't want to die. - They are not going to shoot at us.

Okay.

They are surrendering. Don't shoot!

I repeat: Don't shoot!

"Clear view on target."

"Targets are not armed. Team one is taking over."

I love the smell of lead in the morning.

It's called napalm. What else do you want from us?

Real action with real people!

Fire at ten o'clock.

Buddy wounded.

Little pig, little pig.

Come out wherever you are.

Bobby is here.

But we stuck to our agreement.

Maybe, Turk.

Don't get me wrong, but you brought me so many inconveniences.

And I am really getting sick of you.

Look. Usually, I am very different.

I just never get to do this.

Oh, just wait! Now it's going to get bad.

Tim, watch out!

No!

Enis!

Police! Don't move!

We don't have weapons. We are not armed.

Of course I will have a headache until Epiphany day but ...

Now I know that you are also just a human being.

"Tim, it's me. What happened?"

"I am very sorry but we need a status report."

Major Lausegger is taking care of this now.

Dobredan. Claudia König speaking.

Miss president, what is this nonsense?

A bit of snow is not that bad. Please come back to Carinthia.

We had nothing to do with the Eurofighter sabotage.

Hey. How are you?

Good and you?

I have to show you something. Look, 17 million clicks.

Everyone knows that you saved white Christmas. You are famous.

"Friesnegger. My name is Brigitte Friesnegger."

"I want to tell you everything about me."

Especially about a man who risked his life to keep a promise

and who would take a quote out of a movie.

Josh Hartnett once said:

"Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way."

Hello. - You are Enis' brother.

You are here for the lottery?

Is your name Jenny by any chance? - Yes.

Then you've won.

Great, darling. - Dad, Dad! I won!

Thanks. Look, that's for you.

Merry Christmas. - To you as well.

That we have to tell your mother.

Send regards to Enis.

How cool.

Uncle Enis threw himself into a line of fire and was shot down.

The Kazakhs chickened out. We had a white Christmas.

This is better than any video game.

The story keeps getting crazier every year.

Freddy and Peter are here.

You are telling a nine year old about the Anti-Christmas tree

and about the death of this uncle on Christmas Eve? Are you serious?

I am more worried that he knows who Ghandi and Luther are.

But if I think about it, only the "terracotta boy" would know that.

Still jealous, right?

You are never taking over my part. I am not illiterate.

Oh.

Halim wanted an exciting Christmas story

and the hero dies in this one. - But you didn't die.

The stupid thing with the three Magi was also completely different.

And why do you have to change Freddy up so much?

Halim think it's cool that he's a cook.

What did Freddy have to be this year?

Oh, I just heard my name. What are we talking about?

You don't want to know.

Daggi!

Merry Christmas!

Now that Freddy is here, there has to be food.

Oh oh oh, that reminds me.

Modesty is a virtue, but one gets further without it.

Come on, kids. Dinner's ready.

You finally want to get your presents, don't you?

Grandma, the food is scorching!

Well ...

This was it. The Christmas story of Enis.

Which he tells his family and his crazy friends every year.

Every year a bit different.

And if she wasn't even a bit true, it would not be a story, right?

And now?

Now hug each other and be kind to one another.

I wish you luck, love and health.

Oh, and one thing:

Merry Christmas!