Original subtitles

Oh! Come on, honey! Shake a tail feather.

- Hey, Sarah! - Ethan, your babysitter's here!

- Hey, guys! - Hi.

Look at you all dressed up for the senior prom. Nice suit!

Check out Miami Vice! Stylish.

Freeze, turkey!

Ha! Ha! Whoa! Look out.

Ethan's mom thought it'd be fun if we wear the same thing we wore at our senior prom.

I think it's really cool that you two are chaperoning the senior citizens' prom.

Oh! Senior prom! I just got that.

- So, who's ready to party? - Grandma,

- You look... - Hot?

Thank you, sweetie. You look a little surprised, dear.

Can't a grandma get her groove on?

I have no idea how to answer that.

OK! So what do you think?

This is the exact same dress I wore for my senior prom.

It's a little 1981, isn't it?

Yes, I know. That's the... point.

Mom, I bet it looked great 30 years ago.

Yeah, grandma could lend you something out from her closet.

OK, maybe I should change.

Oh no! I don't want to miss the vote for prom queen.

I'm the 3 to 1 favorite.

Let's drop it like it's hot.

- OK, it's OK? - Yes, yes. Good night,

have fun, guys!

OK,

The Jacuzzi Time Machine starts in t-minus 2 minutes.

- I'll get the drinks. - I'll get the popcorn.

Can I stay up late tonight?

If you promise not to tell your parents that we're letting

- you watch Jacuzzi Time Machine. - Deal!

Hey! That's my spot!

What? I always sit besides Ethan on movie night.

Oh! I get it. You two want to, uh, canoodle.

- No, we don't. - As if.

Canoodling is the absolute last thing I wanna do.

Well, you know, not like... the last thing in the world.

All right!

Whoaah!

No, no, no, no!

Ahhh!

I've really got to work on my roof landings.

Rory? Ugh!

♪ She's the girl next door. ♪

♪ Nice, but not ♪ ♪ in a heart that's pure.. ♪

♪ She's the girl next door. ♪

♪ Just for me. ♪

♪ What you get ♪ ♪ is what you see. ♪

♪ No more ♪ ♪ "Maybe It's Maybelline" ♪

♪ She can give you ♪ ♪ Everything you need. ♪

♪ She's the girl next door. ♪

♪ Nice, but not ♪ ♪ in a heart that's pure. ♪

♪ She's the girl next door. ♪

♪ Just for me. ♪

Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com

They just whirlpooled into the '80s.

Their legwarmers are all wet. My favorite part is coming up.

How do you know? It's all static.

'Cause we're 92 minutes in.

He knows this movie off by heart.

That's really pathetic.

- I'm so bored! - Hey!

If you hadn't knocked out the satellite dish,

we'd all be enjoying Jacuzzi Time Machine right now.

Think grandma is making out with her boyfriend right now?

- Ugh! - Jane.

- Come on! - Ewww!

Don't you have some cards?

My parents might have some old board games in the basement.

OK, we've got Math-a-lot Village.

Too much math.

- Word Strike? - Requires spelling.

Got anything in a nice non-educational flavour?

Oh! Check this out!

Spirit Speaker.

"Host a séance and make contact with the spirit world."

Now we're talking!

Let's meet up with some honeys from the other side.

What's a séance?

It's like a ritual conducted to make contact with spirits.

Dead spirits!

Those things give me the creeps.

I thought they were banned from toy stores.

This one looks seriously old.

I don't think we should mess with it, guys.

What's the big deal? It's just a board game.

It's what it represents that scares me.

Oh, come on! Just one little game?

- Unless you're scared. - Yeah, I'm a chicken.

Bawk-bawk! Jane and I are gonna go play dress up.

Try not to make a mess.

Man! She has got to loosen up.

Well, what do you say, girls,

up for a little supernatural action?

Ugh... Are the dishtowels really necessary?

Do you want this to work or not?

OK. Did this at a sleepover once.

Everybody, two fingers on their respective corners.

Now, all we have to do is just summon a spirit and ask it a question.

Maybe Sarah was right. I don't think we should mess with this thing.

We don't know who or what is out there in the ether.

Look, we're hanging out with vampires.

We've taken down zombies.

We pruned a haunted tree last month.

What's a little voice from beyond?

Point taken, but we're reading the rules first.

Fine, Mom.

OK.

"Rule number 1; Never play alone.

"Rule number 2; Always finish your session

"by saying goodbye and waiting for the spirit to leave the board.

"Rule number 3; Do not remove fingers from the board

"until the spirit has been properly dismissed.

Failure to do so can have catastrophic results."

Whoa... Catastrophic results.

- Come on, this is serious. - What, uh, OK.

"Rule number 4; Never ask is there's anyone out there

"who wants to talk to us?

As such an open invitation tends to attract evil entities."

Got it?

Sweet! All right, I'll start.

All right.

Oh, great séance board!

Are there any friendly,

gentle, preferably hot...

- Hot! Hee! Hee! Hee! - ...spirits who would like

to hang with us dudes?

Yes! Sweet!

Now what? Ask it a question.

Right. Uhh...

Are you a chick spirit?

Yes! Oh, a chick! Right on!

Will the world end in the year 2012

as the Mayans predicted?

Oh, no!

Darn it! Then we have to study for my final exams.

Is there intelligent life on other planets?

Ah, she doesn't know.

Does she know what "the force" is?

Has she transcended the space-time continuum?

Has she ever met a Borg?

Are all 3 of you geeks?

Hmm, pretty much, yeah. I've got one!

Will we be cool?

No.

Not even in college?

Tsk! Ever?

OK, this is lame.

I'm sure you were a hottie back when you had legs.

But you're officially dismissed, Chiquita! Goodbye!

- Let's go get a snack. - Good idea.

Wait, guys! Come back!

- You're on your own, dude. - We haven't talked to any Babylonian babes yet.

Hey, 'sup. Is anyone out there?

Oh, oh, oh!

Rory, what did you do?

Guys! What are you doing down there?

Nothing!

Tell me you did not play alone.

Are you nuts?

I think there's somebody here...

Are you the hot,

but brutally honest ghost babe we recently conversed with?

No.

Didn't think so.

OK, it's getting weird...

Uh, guys? I think it's trying to tell us something,

but I don't know what. It may be another language.

Yeah! Like evil speak.

OK, I know it's not cool

for a dude to be freaked out,

but I am a freaked-out dude right now!

You played alone.

Rory, it's the number one rule! Never play alone!

OK! OK! What do we do?

I don't know. It's going crazy!

OK. OK. Let's all just put our hands on the board.

- Right! You first. - Why me?

This is your idea.

1, 2,

3!

I think it worked.

Or we just really ticked it off.

It's trying to spell something. Look.

- "Hands off." - Hands off what? The board?

"Yes"! Yes, yes, it said yes.

What do we do?

Take your hands off the board!

That's the number 2 rule; Do not take your hands off the board

unless the ghost says goodbye, or it can escape the spirit realm.

- But it told us to let go. - Of course it did. It's a ghost

stuck in the Netherlands, and now it wants out!

- I think you mean netherworld. - Yeah, that.

Ghosts in your bodies?

It's not in mine.

I would definitely feel it if it was in mine.

Ah! I don't feel any different.

Maybe it never left the board. Grab that.

OK.

No more séances. Ever!

Got no problem with tha... Whoa!

Hey... Sarah...

I don't know what your babysitter has done to herself, but I like it.

Does anyone else think that Sarah seems a little... different?

Nah!

OK. Maybe I see what you're getting at.

I've never seen a girl eat like that.

Sarah, why don't we just...

Oh! Definitely not Sarah. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

The ghost that escaped from the séance board...

- Found a body it liked. - Can't say I blame it.

You gotta admit, she looks like a lot more fun.

Yeah, if she wasn't trashing my house!

Oh no! No! No! Not the cake! Please don't!

Please, my mom just made that cake for her book club tomorrow.

She researched recipes all week. Please.

I like her style.

Ethan, where's Sarah?

We think she's possessed by a ghost from the Netherlands.

Rory!

She's just getting you guys a snack. Be right up.

- I have got to try that cake. - Benny!

What? It's not like your mom can feed it to her book ladies now.

OK, it's your cake.

I get it.

Sarah, Sarah, are you in there?

Elok hesse Sarah.

Stop! Stop, OK?

Put down

- the trophy. - Dude, it's just a bowling trophy.

No. It's the only trophy my dad has ever won... ever.

Argh!

OK, that's it! This party is over!

I command you to return to the board

and go back to wherever it is you came from.

Big mistake.

Jane!

- Jane, Jane, are you OK? - Jane, where are you, Jane?

It's empty.

Uh, guys? I think I know where she is.

Ahhh!

- What the heck was that? - A guess?

I'd say some kind of demon has taken over Sarah's body.

This was a bad idea.

I told you, a séance was a bad idea.

It was your idea.

OK, now is not the time to be throwing blame around, Ethan.

But, while we're on the topic, I'm not the one who invited Casper the psycho ghost in.

- It was an accident! - OK, let's assess.

We've an evil demon who's taken possession of a fledgling vampire's body,

who has trapped your little sister inside your bedroom.

- Right. - Right.

Well, then, there's only one thing to do...

What's it doing?

It's changing my status...

...to "Jamming with my babysitter in my Star Trek jammies".

Burn!

Woah! Ah!

OK, we're not leaving...

...until you give me my sister back.

- What is this stuff? - I don't know.

I feel so dirty.

Wait, it's ectoplasm!

The physical manifestation of paranormal energy.

- Oh, cool! - Ho! Ho! Ho!

Check this out. It's an EMF app

that I jury-rigged to detect paranormal activity.

Whoa! These are some high readings you got here.

OK.

- Well, I'll be leaving now. - No.

No, we have to think this through.

What would the Ghostbusters do?

Well, they use streams of lightning plasma

to suck ghosts into their containment boxes.

- Do we have any of that stuff? - No. All we have that sucks is a vacuum.

My dad has a leaf blower that we could kick into reverse. Nothing strong enough

to hold a spirit as nasty as this though.

Well, there is one thing I know of that can suck up spirits and hold them.

Once we suck the soul out, we'll need a place to contain it.

The cubile animus?

Seriously, this is a really bad idea.

I mean if a séance was bad, this is a seriously,

majorly messed up bad idea!

Are you gonna help us or what?

Are you really sure we should be doing this?

My lucky... Borg cube!

Oh, come on! My star projector?

That was a gift!

She better not throw my limited edition Heckbot super flyer.

Dig!

Let's do this!

OK, stop throwing my stuff!

Hey, Ethan!

Why did you just text me one of your baby pictures?

Aww!

She just e-mailed this to the entire school.

Oh, that's it.

This is on!

OK, I've secured the cubile animus.

All right! Let's get your little sister back.

OK, let her rip!

Go again.

Did you check the fuel?

Yes, I checked the fuel. I already told you twice. I filled it up.

Uh, maybe the couplings you made for the tubing are malfunctioning.

Oh, here we go. So, everything I built is faulty.

Everything you built is golden.

- I don't like your tone. - Oh, really?

Yes, really! You always get defensive whenever-.

Defensive!? - Yes. Defensive! You're pulling

that card right now? I am... - GUYS! GUYS!

Did you try the power switch?

Yeah!

Oh-ho-ho! Nice going!

All right! Let's bag us a demon!

Hey! I like what you've done with the place.

Those are some kind of demonic symbols.

Is it wrong that I still think she's hot?

OK, you're gonna give me back my sister and get in that board, or else!

Or else?

Or else, we're gonna take care of this Whitechapel style!

Yeah! You tell him!

- All right, hot or not, let's waste this demon! - Yeah, pull it!

Jane, run!

- Come on! - Ah! Ah!

Ah! Demon of the night,

Get the heck into this leaf blower!

Keep sucking!

Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Woo!

Yeah! Whoa! Yeah, take that!

- Teach you to come into my house! - Exactly!

Whoa!

Oww! My head. What happened?

It was Rory's fault.

I heard that.

Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad!

- Hey, guys! - Hey!

How was the senior prom?

Well, it was a little slower than I remember.

Where's grandma?

The captain of the lawn bowling team took

her to the Pancake Palace for the midnight buffet.

I don't know where she gets her energy. I'm going to bed.

- I'll be right up. - OK.

So, I understand you're the new president

of the Whitechapel Justin Bieber fan club.

What?

Rory's parents were working the dessert table.

They showed us your status update. Are you, um,

sure you want to sign up for figure skating?

OK, Dad. Thanks. Nothing to worry about.

OK. Good night.

Justin Bieber. Really?

It wasn't me, remember?

Did you take care of the cubile animus?

Yeah, I hid it really well.

That thing is never gonna bother us again.

Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com

♪ She's the girl next door. ♪

♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪ ♪ that's pure. ♪

♪ She's the girl next door. ♪

♪ Just for me. ♪