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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!
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That's right! Binford Tools is proud
to present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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Whoo!
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Hey. Wow.
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I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Welcome to Tool Time.
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Of course, you all
know my assistant, Al Borland.
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Thank you.
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This year we're kicking off Halloween
week with a very special event:
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- Pumpkin racing.
- All right!
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That's right.
On this very ramp,
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Al and I will be racing our
pumpkins in the first annual
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Tool Time Gourd-O-Rama.
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- Well? We all ready?
- I was born ready.
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Interesting.
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Let's compare our pumpkin-mobiles.
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- Here you are, Tim.
- OK.
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Well, mine first!
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- Whoo!
- Thank you.
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Well, I built my Borland beauty
according to the rules set down
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by the Pumpkin-Racing Council
of Manattan Beach, California.
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It runs on independent axles
and it is powered entirely by gravity.
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And nobody knows
more about gravity than Al.
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Let's take a...
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Let's take a look at this bad boy. Yeah.
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This is a graphite tube frame,
independent suspension.
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And under the hood, a two-cycle,
ethanol-powered chain saw motor.
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Excuse me, Tim, but according
to the pumpkin-racing bylaws,
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section one, paragraph one,
word one, "No engines allowed."
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Well, sure you can joke. But for
seven years you've been putting
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an engine in everything
you can think of,
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and then you have an unfair advantage.
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All right, tell you what.
How about I give you a head start?
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Great!
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Al?
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- Nice advantage.
- Gentlemen, start your pumpkins.
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I win!
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Cool. Yeah.
All right, I'll be there. Bye.
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Who was that?
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One guy on the team's having
people over for Halloween.
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- He wanted to tell me what to bring.
- I don't think that Mark
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has any plans on Halloween.
Could you take him along with you?
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Mom, I'm supposed
to bring the chips, not the dip.
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What about you and Lauren?
You're going to a costume party.
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Yeah. We're going as the scariest people
we could think of: Republicans.
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Why don't you take Mark along?
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That's a little too scary.
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- Hi, Randy.
- Hi, sweetie.
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How are you?
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I heard that Al creamed you
in the pumpkin race.
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You know, that's the trouble
with Halloween in this country.
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There's too much emphasis on winning.
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I'm worried about Mark spending
Halloween alone in the house here.
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Or worse, with that
weird new friend of his, Ronny.
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He's been moping
around the house a lot lately.
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When I was his age,
I was always doing productive stuff.
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Whether it was
reading car magazines or...
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That was really all that I ever did.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Mark.
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, Ronny!
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Just back from glee club?
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- I need to borrow the video camera.
- What for?
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Well, Ronny and I are in
a film class and we're making a movie.
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- A movie?
- Wait, wait. Let me guess.
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A fun-filled romp with some
musical interlude numbers.
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Fred Astaire and Ethel Mertz.
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- It's a horror film.
- That sounds really cool.
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- I was hoping the family'd be in it.
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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Gosh! I haven't acted since high school.
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'Course, that was just
a couple of years ago.
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That was a joke.
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Good one.
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Come on, Ronny.
Let's go work on the script.
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Nice talking to you, Ronny.
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Well, it was encouraging. I mean,
he's finally interested in something.
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And it's gonna include
the whole family. It's good.
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- Little problem.
- What?
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- My contract demands.
- Which would be?
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I don't work cheap.
I do not do nude scenes.
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Unless it's integral to the plot.
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- Ready?
- Yeah. Uh, wait. Yeah.
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OK, we're rolling.
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Halloween film, take three.
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And action!
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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Hi, sweetie.
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How was your day at the office, Jim?
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Peachy, Lil.
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Say, I got the Dithers account.
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Which means that
washerldryer combo is all yours.
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What a fella!
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Now we can be the family
of tomorrow today.
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Look, it's our two sons,
Chad and Andy.
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Hey, great news, Mom and Pop!
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As you know, I'm very athletic.
And today, as always,
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I scored the winning touchdown.
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- Crackerjack, son!
- That's wonderful! Have a cookie!
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- Thank you.
- And how was your day, Andy?
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Dandy!
I've been accepted into Harvard
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and every other college
in the western hemisphere.
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That's wonderful!
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Have a cookie.
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We certainly are blessed
to have two such smart children.
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No, Father.
It is we who are blessed.
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- Because we have such great parents.
- Ah!
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- And cut.
- Ew.
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Honey, are you sure
you want it that exaggerated?
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It was perfect. Come on, Ronny.
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Let's go out in the backyard
for the next scene.
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I thought this was
supposed to be a horror film.
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- It's just one scene.
- Yeah.
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For all we know, this may be
a piece of cinema history.
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Oh, it's a piece of something.
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Come on. We're doing this
to help Mark out. And you know what?
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Just for starting out,
I think it's a pretty damn good movie.
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Not surprising. Your favorite film
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is Abbott and Costello
Meet Frankenstein.
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Hey, that movie was important!
It was about relationships.
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If this movie is bad,
Mark is just gonna be devastated.
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He's gonna go back
to moping all the time.
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Jill, you're jumping the gun.
This movie, it's bound to get better.
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It could just be that it just
starts out with the happy family.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Once you get to know and love us,
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we get terrorized by cannibals...
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- Perfect! Yeah!
...who rip up our flesh
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- and eat us alive!
- Yeah!
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A love story! I like it!
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Let me in!
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Let me in!
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Let me in!
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Your face is all smushed!
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You could drive
a truck up that nostril!
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These things are great!
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Well, hidy-ho, Taylor-teers.
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Whoa! Cool do, Wilson.
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So aerodynamic.
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Actually, I'm dressed as a mad scientist
for my scene in Mark's movie.
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You know,
he's a very talented director.
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- Do you really think so?
- Uh-huh. He was very clear.
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He knew exactly what he wanted.
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I think it's gonna be
an excellent movie.
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- What's the movie about?
- I have no idea.
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Neither do we. I just hope it's good
and he gets a positive response.
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Yeah. Then maybe
he'll come out of his shell
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and feel more comfortable socially.
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Well, the teen years are difficult, but
we always manage to get through them.
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You know, when I was
Mark's age, my parents thought
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that I was an odd duck.
And look at me now.
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- Well, I finished.
- What did you do to it?
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I modified it
for my rematch with Al.
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This is the only gourd in the city
with an anti-sway bar on it.
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I thought modifying was how you
got in trouble in the first place.
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I don't think so. I think
it's how Al built that track.
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Come take a look
at old Tool Times with me,
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and we'll look at that episode
in slow motion.
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This is a classic library, honey.
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- "Repairing a Gas Heater."
- Or how to blow up a house.
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Yeah. Oh, wow! "Veneering a Table."
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How to glue a board to your head.
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"Suburban House of Horrors"?
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Where you burned down the garage
or filled the basement with sewage?
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- This is Mark's movie.
- Ooh!
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- Where is he?
- He's asleep.
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Really?
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Too bad we promised him
we wouldn't look at it.
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We could make sure
he's on the right track.
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Get a better feel for our characters.
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For better performances
in future scenes.
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- We made a promise.
- We always keep our promises.
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- Do we?
- Not always.
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I didn't think so.
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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Hi, sweetie.
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It's black and white.
I look good in black and white.
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Unfortunately, I have
to live with you in color.
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Perfect parents.
The perfect sons. The perfect family.
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Except for
the family member they ignore.
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The outcast, the forgotten son, Clark.
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But Clark's got a plan.
And when he's done, they'll be sorry.
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Very sorry.
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Who's Clark?
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Hello, Dr. Wilsonstein.
I need a potion.
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What is your pleasure, Clark?
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I need something that'll make my family
look as weird as they think I am.
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The Number Six.
Selling like hotcakes today.
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You rang, Dr. Wilsonstein?
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- Who's that?
- That is my assistant, Algore.
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He assists me.
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Algore,
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I need four of my
special face-distorting potions.
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I see you sampled one yourself.
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I don't think so, Doc.
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I don't think I like
where this is going.
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Thanks to Dr. Wilsonstein,
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I've turned my horrible family
into zombies.
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Now I have the whole house to myself.
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- Oh, Clark?
- Well, almost to myself.
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- More root beer?
- Don't mind if I do.
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Let me in. Let me in.
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Let me in.
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Clark, parents.
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What are you gonna
do about them, Clarkie?
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I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
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It's time to say goodbye
to them... forever.
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- Hey!
- This is frightening.
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It's twisted. It's morbid.
This kid's great!
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I thought that Mark
was behaving strangely.
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This is worse than I imagined.
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What are you talking about?
He wanted to make a hideous movie.
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He delivered big time.
This stuff is great!
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No. This film is about a boy who thinks
his parents favor his brothers,
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so he turns them into freaks
and kills them.
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- It's a great premise!
- It's not a premise!
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- It's the way he feels about us!
- Oh, stop that.
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We don't favor Brad and Randy.
It's just simple Halloween fun.
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No. This is a boy who has some issues.
We need to talk to him.
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- We're not gonna talk to him.
- Why not?
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He's interested. Let's not screw up
something he's excited about.
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He's excited about killing us!
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At least it's something.
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Mom, Dad,
we're almost ready for your scene.
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- This is creepy.
- This is great!
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I can't wait to do this scene.
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And look at this.
These little wax heads.
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- They look just like Randy and Brad.
- Dad!
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Gosh, this is awful!
I mean, look at this altar.
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And the heads in the basket. And
the fog. It's giving me the willies.
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But he's decapitated his brothers
in such a fun, creative way.
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We're not dead yet.
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Mark just wanted to see
how our heads would look in a basket.
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I've often wondered that myself.
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We're gonna go get our costumes on.
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If you were gonna be executed,
how would you dress?
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Very slowly.
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Think that there's any chance
that Mark really wants to...
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Whack us?
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I think you got the issues, Jill.
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I know. What am I thinking?
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He loves us. He's our son.
He would never even think of that.
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Ready to die?
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Mark, Mark, Mark.
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Just because
it's a horror film doesn't mean
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everybody has to die. Make it upbeat.
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Go another way.
Have the freaks dance.
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Have them do some kind of sing-along.
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You're an actor, not a dancer.
Your job is to say the lines.
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OK! Let's die!
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- Dad, you first.
- Good! Good, good, good, good, good!
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Gee, thanks, Ronny. You always want
a clean surface for a beheading.
250
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,001
Let me look at that blade there.
Let me see this.
251
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:18,770
All right.
252
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,773
Now, I hope you're using hard rubber
because that plastic looks so cheesy.
253
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,900
- This is a real blade.
- What?
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00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,104
That's a little dangerous.
Come on, now.
255
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,546
It's only for this shot. I need
the light reflecting off the blade.
256
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,512
Well, what about latex or something?
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00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,648
Roll camera. And... action!
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- Cut!
- Don't cut!
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00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,068
- You ruined my shot.
- Well, I'm sorry.
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You have to come inside and
talk to us now! Let me have that thing.
261
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,204
- I have to finish my movie.
- We'll talk for a second.
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We'll be right back out.
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Hold still, Ronny.
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00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,487
Can we make this quick?
I got a picture to shoot.
265
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,889
No, no. We are not going back out
there until we've had a talk.
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00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,519
- This movie has us very concerned.
- Why?
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00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:20,962
Because it's about a boy named Clark who
thinks his parents favor his brothers.
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So he gives them a potion and
turns them into freaks and kills them.
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00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,372
- Too much information.
- You watched my movie?!
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00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,907
We did. We shouldn't
without your permission.
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00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,205
Now that we have,
we're worried about you.
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00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,711
- In spite...
- No. The reason your mom's upset
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is she thinks that the movie
is really about how you feel about us.
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00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,481
If that's true,
there's a problem here, Mark.
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- It's just a movie.
- But in the movie,
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the lead character feels that
his parents favor Chad and Andy.
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00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:50,725
And your mom thinks that sounds
a tad bit like Brad and Randy.
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00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,356
You put your father on a chopping block
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00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:58,335
- and go after him with a real blade.
- You think I wanted to kill you?
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00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,702
Well, no. Of course not. No.
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00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,974
Maybe. I don't know. We don't know
what's going on with you lately.
282
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:09,013
Nothing's going on.
I mean, it's just a movie.
283
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,548
The last months you've been
quiet and withdrawn.
284
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:15,348
Maybe that's just how I am.
You know, I'm not like Brad and Randy.
285
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,752
Nobody's asking you
to be like Brad and Randy.
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00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:21,054
- You're different. That's OK.
- It doesn't seem OK.
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00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:24,289
- What do you mean?
- I mean, you don't like my clothes.
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00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,830
- You don't like my friends.
- OK. OK.
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00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,995
Look, it is hard to come downstairs
one morning and find your son suddenly
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00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,731
dressing, all the time,
in nothing but black clothes.
291
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,296
Yeah.
And with black nail polish.
292
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:41,570
But, you know, given some time,
we're adjusting to that.
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00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,080
What about Ronny?
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00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,582
It might take a little longer
to adjust to that.
295
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,620
Look, honey, just because
I may not like one of your friends,
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00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,989
or your movie is so good
that it freaks me out,
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00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,962
doesn't mean that I don't love you
as much as I love your brothers.
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00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,398
And we want to support you
in whatever it is that interests you.
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00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,436
- You're not just saying that?
- No. Of course not.
300
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,869
We're your parents.
We're here to help.
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00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,568
- You really want to help?
- Yeah.
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00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,803
Let me chop off your heads.
303
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,916
OK! As long as it's OK with your mom.
304
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,953
How can we deny our youngest son
this simple joy?
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00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,853
- But let's use the hard rubber blade.
- Yeah.
306
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,757
- You think he's gonna be all right?
- He's gonna be fine.
307
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,991
I hope he doesn't
continue to shut us out.
308
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,728
No. This movie's a good expression
for him. It's great. He's talking.
309
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,567
True. He did tell us something
about what he's feeling.
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00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,800
- Yes.
- We know he doesn't want to kill us.
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00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:46,640
- I wouldn't turn my back on Ronny.
- Oh, no.
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Cut. Perfect.
Just need one more shot.
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00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:15,567
Mark, can you take these stockings
off our faces? They're kind of hot.
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00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,973
Sure.
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00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,342
All right, Ronny. Move the basket
a little closer to the cauldron.
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00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,971
Yeah.
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00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,585
I feel so much lighter.
318
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,583
Yeah, me too.
319
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:34,626
And that pain
I was having in my back... gone.
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00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:41,525
No engines allowed!
321
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:46,198
I will just have to incur
the wrath of the pump... pump...
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00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:52,042
Just because we may have
a problem with one of your friends,
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00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:55,876
or your movie's so good
that it freaks us out,
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00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,109
doesn't mean that we
don't love you every bit as much...
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