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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!
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Welcome to a brand new season.
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Binford Tools is proud to present
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Heidi.
Welcome to a new season.
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I think, therefore I am,
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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You all know my assistant.
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He eats, therefore he is, Al Borland.
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We have a sizzling hot show
for you today.
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So, let's get cooking.
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It's barbeque week here on Tool Time.
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Barbequing goes back to primitive times
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when cavemen rubbed two sticks together
to cook their carcass du jour.
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Nothing like an all-you-can-eat
brontosaurus buffet.
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But stay clear of that pudding. Plonko!
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Nowadays, you can cook your meat
on this three dollar portable unit,
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or cook like a king
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with this $35,000 gas cooking unit.
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Built-in dishwasher,
disposal, CD player.
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And, in a pinch,
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an automatic hibachi cook.
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For purists
there's nothing like charcoal.
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They think the true measure of a man
is how fast he can light his coals.
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Yeah. And a woman thinks it's how long
a man can keep his coals lit.
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There's a gentleman in Indiana
who used liquid oxygen.
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He got his charcoal ready
in three seconds.
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There's a handsome guy here in Detroit
who says he can beat that record.
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You may be wondering how Tim's going
to beat that three second record.
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I'm not wondering.
I got hold of my buddies at NASA.
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They gave me their secret.
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Rocket fuel!
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Rocket fuel's made with LOX,
but this don't go on no bagel, baby.
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This is liquid oxygen
with a skosche of hydrogen,
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and for fun,
a little soupçon of cilantro for flavor.
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We're trained professionals.
Please do not try this at home.
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Ah, there you go.
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Heidi, my fire-starting device, please.
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- There you go, Tim.
- Very high-tech. It's a stick.
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Two-point-six seconds.
A new world record!
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- Tim, it's a little out of control.
- Don't worry about it.
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- Don't panic.
- Stay away from the barbeque!
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It's OK, all right?
It's fine. It's done.
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Don't worry about it.
Don't worry. Don't panic.
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OK. I'm all packed.
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How was the Tool Time?
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Amazing.
Dad just launched a barbeque into space.
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Dad has been acting weird lately.
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Even for him.
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You're telling me. He woke me up
in the middle of the night last night
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to talk about existentialism,
vis-a-vis Tool Time.
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- Dad actually used the term vis-a-vis?
- Oh, yeah.
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Then he had this great revelation
coming out of the bathroom.
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"If a man flushes the toilet
and no one's around to notice it,
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did it really flush?"
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Boy, does he need this vacation.
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I wish we were going tonight.
Lauren and her family are there.
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- Did you talk to her?
- Yeah.
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She says the weather's perfect,
the water's nice.
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The only thing missing is moi.
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That's French for "me".
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What's French for "barf"?
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Mark, did you remember to pack
your bathing suit?
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Let me check.
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What is the deal with you wearing
nothing but black clothes lately?
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I like black.
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He's trying to create an image
for himself: bleak and desperate.
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It's working.
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Boys, go upstairs
and get your suitcases.
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I want to pack the car tonight so
we don't have to do it in the morning.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What a great day, huh?
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I did some soul-searching.
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I got a brand-new power soaker.
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And my barbeque grill was spotted
over Roswell, New Mexico.
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Life is good.
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Life sucks.
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- What's wrong?
- Angela broke up with me.
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- I thought she was crazy about you.
- She was.
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Now she's crazy about some guy
with a brand-new Firebird.
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Oh, Brad.
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With a V-8?
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Mom, I can't go on this trip.
I'm too bummed out.
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Come on, son. It'll do you no good
to sit around here and mope.
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Well, your dad's right.
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Come up to the lake and mope.
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You'll have no time to mope.
None of you will.
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I have a big surprise for you
when we get up there.
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Guess what it is.
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Seeing Angela up there is the only
surprise that'll make me happy.
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OK, hint number one.
This surprise won't make Brad happy.
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Guess what
the surprise is, anybody.
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Once we get there you'll start
acting like a sane person?
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Way off. Guess again.
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We've spent
the last four hours guessing.
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You're still not even close.
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- All right.
- Oh!
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Now, Tim, just think about this
for a second.
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If we guess the surprise
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we will be depriving you
of the thrill of surprising us.
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You'll be depriving us of the joy
of experiencing your surprise.
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Profound, but not profound enough,
vis-a-vis the quid pro quo.
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"Quid pro quo?"
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Look, it's beautiful.
It's exactly the same.
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Not exactly. They fixed the plumbing.
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Now, when you turn on the faucet,
it doesn't sound like mating whales.
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I'm going over to see Lauren.
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No. I want you all unpacked
before anyone goes anywhere.
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And no one's gonna fight
over the good bed.
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What does it matter? I'm gonna cry
into my pillow no matter where I sleep.
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That's the spirit.
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I get the bed!
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- No, I'm not sleeping on this.
- Boys! Boys!
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Just put the spring
back in the mattress.
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Put some duct tape over it, all right?
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Any more lip, you'll just
have to wait longer for that surprise.
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Hey, are you relaxed?
Boy, am I relaxed!
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No, I'm a wreck.
My oldest son is heartbroken.
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And my youngest son
is dressing like Johnny Cash.
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They're teenagers,
doing the same stuff we used to do.
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No, it is much harder
to be a teenager nowadays.
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It's more competitive,
peer pressure's more intense.
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Jill! Jill! We're on vacation.
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More importantly, I'm on vacation.
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Hello?
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- Oh, hi, Lauren.
- Is Randy around?
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Randy? Oh, for the love of Mike!
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I knew we forgot something!
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- Hey, I missed you.
- Hi.
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I missed you, too.
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I came by boat with my friend
and my little sister.
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- Do you want to go for a ride?
- Sure.
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Whoa. Friend?
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Sister?
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You know we have extra boys around here.
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I don't think Brad and Mark
are gonna be in the mood for that.
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Brad, Mark, there's girls
down at the lake that want to meet you.
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- All right. Hey, Lauren.
- Bye, Brad.
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- I love being with you on the lake.
- I love being with you anywhere.
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You're really different
from your brothers.
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- You're so...
- Dark?
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Yeah.
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I like dark.
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How do you feel about "dork"?
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Jenny, I'm not just interested in looks.
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A girl's gotta have a personality.
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That's why Angela was so perfect.
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That's nice to hear.
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Again.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll stop talking about her.
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I don't know what's so great
about Angela, anyway.
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As I recall, she was a blonde goddess
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who cleaned your room
and worshiped the ground you walked on.
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You're right. She was awesome.
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This is so much fun!
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So I'm told.
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- Are you tired of driving yet?
- Nope.
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- Are you gonna let me drive?
- No.
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Do you want me to drop my pants
and moon Rev. Hicks in cabin four?
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Yep.
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This is so peaceful.
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Yeah. I just can't wait
until we get to be alone.
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Alone.
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I guess when it comes down to it,
all of us are alone.
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Will you shut up?
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- Slow down!
- What?
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Slow down!
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Look out!
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That wasrt the surprise!
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Wow. That's a big piece of meat.
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Good thing they re-did the plumbing.
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How come your girls
didn't join us for dinner?
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Oh, probably 'cause they're still
picking kelp out of their ears.
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Jenny hated me. You think
I talked about Angela too much?
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Brad, you did 20 minutes
on how nice her teeth were.
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I loved to watch her chew.
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- Will you shut up?
- Guys, come on.
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Let's not fight.
We're in a place we all love.
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It's almost time for that surprise.
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Thank God. I'm so sick of the surprise.
I don't care what it is.
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I don't care what it cost.
I want it over.
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It will be.
All I gotta do is light these coals.
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No!
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No peeking. Follow me.
Watch your step.
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We're almost there.
Watch yourselves.
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OK. Uncover your eyes.
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This is the big surprise?
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- This is the old lodge.
- They haven't used it in 10 years.
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You can tell.
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There's broken windows,
cobwebs everywhere.
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A moose with one antler.
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I know it doesn't look like much,
but it will after we fix it up.
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We?
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We're gonna buy this place.
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We're gonna what?
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We're gonna buy this, sell our house,
say good-bye to Detroit, move up here.
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Surprise!
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- We're really gonna move up here?
- Yeah.
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Re-do the lodge, fix up the cabins.
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Next year we'll be living here.
It'll be a whole new start for us.
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I'm 15 years old.
I haven't even finished up my old start.
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Tim, you can't be serious.
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Why not?
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Everyone in this family has told me
they want to live up here.
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Yeah, when we're 80.
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Eighty's just around the corner,
little man.
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What's the difference where we live?
I carry my emotional baggage with me.
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Boys, um, will you leave us alone
for a minute?
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I need to talk to your dad.
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Talk may not do the trick.
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Go with electroshock.
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I know you're thinking
this is gonna be rough on the boys.
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- You and I can get them over the hump.
- Honey.
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Did it ever occur to you
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that we have this little thing
back in Detroit called a life?
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That's moving too fast, you said it.
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The boys are too competitive.
Too much peer pressure.
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I don't want to leave it.
What about my psychology degree?
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- I'll get my Masters this year.
- So we don't move till next year.
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I've done all the legwork, honey.
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There's plenty of nutcases up here
you can shrink.
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Louie at the bait shop. Flonko.
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What about Tool Time?
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It's time for a change.
It'll be the best year ever.
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Then I'll just
hand my tool belt down to Al.
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I'll have to add a few more notches.
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Listen, this whole plan is just insane.
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I don't want to be uprooted from my home
and everything we've worked so hard for.
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- You don't like this idea?
- I hate this idea!
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Oh, come on, Tim.
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You didn't consult any of us.
You didn't consider our feelings.
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That's the surprise!
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The surprise will be the day you do.
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I was just trying to do something for
my family, and you don't appreciate it.
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Any normal person would see why I don't!
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- Well, maybe I'm not normal.
- Maybe!
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I'm going for a walk.
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Whoa. What a beautiful sand castle.
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Why, thank you,
my beachcombing neighborette.
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Wilson! What are you doing here?
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I got a call last night
that cabin number four had opened up.
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Apparently, Reverend Hicks
checked out in a huff.
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Something about a full moon.
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Tim.
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So, where is your splendiferous spouse?
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I don't know where he is.
Lately, I don't know who he is.
248
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,262
Yesterday when we got up here,
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he announced that
he wants us all to move here.
250
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,832
Now that you mention it,
he has been acting odd.
251
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,673
He told me he was considering
becoming a part-time physicist.
252
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,474
- Tim?
- Mm-hmm.
253
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Said he wants to contemplate
the origins of the universe.
254
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Tuesdays, Thursdays
and every other Friday.
255
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,180
What is the deal with him?
He's all over the place lately.
256
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,488
Yeah. Tim reminds me
of the poet, Lord Byron.
257
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- Byron?
- Mm-hmm.
258
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Nah. The only poem Tim knows
starts with, "Hickory, dickory dock".
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00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:12,565
No, Jill, see, Byron noted
that men of Tim's life experience
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suddenly go through difficult times
and they respond in strange ways.
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Byron said,
"Of all the barbarous middle ages,
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that which is most barbarous
is the middle age of man".
263
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,217
So, you're saying
that Tim's having a mid-life crisis?
264
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,585
I'm not sure about that.
265
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,888
I do know he is at an age where he has
to come to grips with his own mortality.
266
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,729
I don't know. It's not like
Tim's wearing gold chains
267
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and has a blonde on each arm.
268
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,962
Yet.
269
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Well, the truth is that every man
struggles with middle age
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in his own unique way.
271
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Whoo-hoo!
272
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,347
This thing is great!
273
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,521
- That was nice.
- Yeah, it was.
274
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,891
- I'm a little choked up myself.
- Me, too.
275
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,198
- Hi.
- Whoa.
276
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,828
- Cool castle.
- Yeah.
277
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,701
Well, I'm just killing time.
278
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,868
I've been waiting for your father
to come out of the water.
279
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,308
Yep.
280
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,642
We always wait for the ones we love.
281
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,608
Brad, you're still young.
282
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,448
You'll meet other girls.
283
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:39,320
I know, but how will any of these
other girls measure up to Angela?
284
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:45,693
Honey, I know this sounds trite,
but it does happen to everybody.
285
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,226
You're gonna find your true love,
just like I did.
286
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,269
I'm back and I've got crabs.
287
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,370
If that's true love,
I'm better off alone.
288
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,139
They're actually crawdads.
289
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:03,773
- I don't care. Get them away from me.
- Oh. I messed up again?
290
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,446
Tim, wait, hold on.
I want to say something to you.
291
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,215
OK, go ahead.
Give it to me.
292
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,053
Uh... you know your whole dream
about moving up here?
293
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,592
I shouldn't have dismissed it
out of hand.
294
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,454
So, you don't think
it's such a bad idea?
295
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:23,297
Yeah, I do. But you don't,
and I should respect that.
296
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,267
You obviously want to make
some pretty big changes in your life.
297
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,877
I feel like wiping the slate clean
and starting over.
298
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,348
Does this have anything to do with us?
299
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,475
Oh, come on. No, not at all.
300
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,152
I just need new challenges.
301
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:46,123
Nothing wrong with challenges.
You have to trash what's working?
302
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:50,252
I just know that there's
a lot of things I want to do.
303
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,298
If I don't start doing them now
I'll never get them done.
304
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,168
Tim, sometimes
when a guy gets to be your age,
305
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,263
he goes through this, um...
306
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,500
...mid-life crisis.
307
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:05,168
Stop.
I'm not going through a mid-life crisis.
308
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,611
If I was, I'd be driving a Porsche
with a blonde named Chrissie.
309
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,478
Which doesn't sound
like a half-bad idea.
310
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,778
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
311
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,411
You don't have to date Chrissie
to go through this.
312
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,580
- There are other symptoms.
- Like what?
313
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,625
Like wanting to give up Tool Time
to become a physicist.
314
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,353
That's only part-time.
315
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,160
Wh...
316
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,500
You see how the boys are growing.
317
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,699
You've got a new job.
318
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,798
I'm just left in the dust,
319
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,238
using foreign phrases ad nauseum.
320
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:41,545
You feel like everyone else is moving
forward and you're standing still?
321
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,047
Maybe.
322
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,415
Like life is just meaningless,
without hope...
323
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,182
- A shell of the man you once were.
- I'm not a shell.
324
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,315
- Full of desperation, pain.
- I'm not full of desperation!
325
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,950
I get the point.
326
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,052
- It's not quite that bad.
- OK.
327
00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:01,088
I'm going through a tough time and
I'll figure out a way to deal with this.
328
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,726
Can you deal with this
without buying a lodge?
329
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,635
I'll try, but I want
to leave that option open.
330
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,704
OK.
331
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,677
And you know, it's not like you're gonna
have to go through it alone.
332
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,338
- I'll be with you.
- Yeah?
333
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,574
Yeah.
334
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:23,183
I want you around when I start
going through those hot flashes.
335
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,586
Oh.
336
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,018
- I hope you'll be sensitive.
- I'll try.
337
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:31,529
I'll try not to burst out laughing
when you wake up with a goatee.
338
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,827
I appreciate that.
339
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,458
I love you.
340
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,095
- Oh.
- What?
341
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,866
Did you shave this morning?
342
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,638
It is so beautiful here.
343
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,450
It would be nice to live here someday.
344
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,783
Lou at the bait shop's counting on you.
345
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,482
Did you really go around
looking for crazy people?
346
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,650
I don't have to. They find me.
347
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,219
Well, we should go back
and start dinner.
348
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,128
OK.
349
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,530
Oh.
350
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:12,101
Ooh. Something smells so good.
351
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,434
Somebody's barbequing.
352
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:29,079
Does ever...
353
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,356
Let's hold.
354
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,867
More.
355
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,063
Boys! Boys!
356
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,702
Just shove, uh,
that spring back in the mattress,
357
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,143
put some duct tape over it.
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