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I can divorce you peacefully now! we're both going to be rich.

I can buy all of China.

And the king's palace and Shanghai too. - Shut up! Let them work.

Let me drive today!

What do you think is in there? Cocaine? Guns? Bang Bang!

Shut up! look ahead and drive!

I'm going to find a new husband..

..once I'm rich!

Damn! I need to go to the toilet.

SHUT UP! LOOK AHEAD & DRIVE.

Run!!

Bagga, wait. Bagga, wait.

Bagga, wait.

This is not Pakistan, buddy!

That is quite evident seeing the development here.

Look...

Look...someone's shipped us to Japan.

China.

Welcome to China.

That day

Brother Guddu.

- The car has arrived. - It has?

Hurry up, Happy.

Or we'll run into traffic in Delhi.

- Let's go, I am ready. - I can see that.

The blue bag's already stuffed with food, stuff more!

No need to interfere in my work.

Those people serve snakes for meal, you know.

Why did you agree to do a show in China?

Does anyone even know Hindi out there?

- Ae...so politely they invited me - "with wife"

And Ranjeet was saying that all the shows would be houseful.

Yeah, right. Because all your shows go houseful.

Why do you keep bringing up Harnam's show?

It rained that day.

I've 8000 followers on Facebook, and you know that.

Your friends liked it too.

So brother, the Air China gate is in Delhi's T3 terminal.

Don't take them to Korea one instead.

You Stupid!

Those people look similar not the airline gates.

Brother Guddu, precaution is better than cure.

Last time we had parked the truck on the wrong side by mistake.

Don't you remember what mess we had gotten into?!

They had burned down my dad's truck, you know sister-in-law.

Because not every driver is as stupid as you.

Such negative talks in the morning.

Negative.

Listen. Look after the house.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

Bye.

Listen, don't forget to get me one of those camera phones.

I've heard they are available for cheap in China.

Get lost!

It's cold.

Let's get out of here first.

Yeah...could be the air-conditioner.

Let's go this way.

Happy.. I'll be back in one minute.

- What now? - I'll be back...

Harpreet Kaur.

No Gurdeep Singh?

No Gurdeep Singh!

Harpreet Kaur.

No Gurdeep Singh?

Who Gurdeep Singh?

Harpreet Kaur.

No Gurdeep Singh?

Will you go quietly or do you need a whack?

Oh man...

How are we going to understand our name in their language?

I was just joking.

It must be here...

It must be in English...

Somewhere...here...

There! There! There!

Hey stupid.

Why are you holding that upside down?

Hold it straight.

And it's not spelled P R O F.

Guddu is spelled with G U D D U.

Guddu. Happy.

- Hello. - Gurleen. It's Happy.

- Did you reach safe and sound? - Yes, don't worry about me.

Just don't let father get his hands on this number.

Of course. Of course.

And what am I going to say if someday he asks for your number?

Actually, uncle, Mumbai's code got tad bigger.

Please manage, Gurleen.

Only for a few days.

Okay, fine, don't worry.

And listen, I've come outside the house.

Speak with uncle.

Uncle. It's Happy.

Happy.

Hello.

Hello, father.

How are you?

What's wrong with me?

I am absolutely fine.

You just take care of yourself.

And don't worry about me.

Work hard and make a name for yourself, dear.

Here, talk to Gurleen.

God bless.

Yes Happy tell me...

Ginny, father should never know where I am.

I know.

He was getting emotional that's why I took the phone.

Once you find that bloody fool, give him a few on my behalf as well.

I will. promise.

Bye.

Excuse me.

How much time to reach university?

Shey Shey! Shey Shey!

No, no, how much time does it take to get there?

Shey Shey! Shey Shey!

How much time will it take to get there?

Shey Shey! Shey Shey!

Dumbo!

This is a great place.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Welcome.

What's this?

Do it. Do it.

Is anybody listening?

Why did you dump me in this furnace?

Hello!

You speak Chinese?

English?

See!

Hello mister, there's a misunderstanding.

Why have you got me here?

Where is your husband, Happy?

What? Husband?

Whose husband?

And since you understand Hindi, let me make one thing clear.

I am Harpreet.

What?

Stop pointing that gun. Put it down!

I am Harpreet Kaur.

And I don't have a husband.

Just return my passport and bag and let me out of here.

Harpreet Kaur, Happy!

Age-26. Amritsar, India.

Arrival in China.

Air China CA890.

There's been no misunderstanding, Happy.

We invited your husband Guddu to come here and sing.

Guddu?

Who Guddu?

Where is this old couple taking us?

What am I going to sing for them?

It's their culture, Guddu.

A way to welcome their guests.

Just keep walking.

Hello.

My name is Shen.

And I am your translator.

You're what?

Translator.

Interpreter.

Intenunu..?

- Translator. - I see...

So, Mr. Translator, where is the stage?

The stage...

The stage is outside.

Please, this way.

This way.

Just follow him.

Guddu isn't going to sing, because we don't run an event company.

We were going to keep Guddu here as leverage...

...and make you run an errand for us in Lahore.

You have friends in Lahore.

Bilal Ahmed and Javed Ahmed.

Last year Javed Ahmed paid a visit here.

He promised a company to get them Lahore's hydro-power plant project.

But this year, as soon as he came in power...

...he canceled that deal.

You will go to his house like you did earlier.

And you will convince Bilal Ahmed to gave that project to that same company.

And in return you'll get to live, and so will Guddu.

Are you high on drugs?

First of all, I am not the Happy you're looking for.

And even if I was, it's such a stupid plan.

You should've abducted the guy's father or his son...

...but no, you abduct that father's son's Indian...

...friend instead and want her to do this job for you.

Are you really a criminal, or is this just your side-business?

We are not stupid to lay a finger on a politician's family.

Just tell us where is Guddu.

My God, not Guddu again.

I don't know any Guddu.

I am Happy. Harpreet Kaur.

I teach Horticulture.

Talk about Lahore, and I've never set foot out of Ludhiana.

You're looking for Guddu, aren't you?

Then go look for him, I'm sure you'll find him.

But I must get to the University immediately.

Madam, please climb up on the stage.

Huh? Why?

Why will madam climb up on the stage?

Mr. Interpreter, I will 'climb-up on stage'.

Yes, he will do it.

Why you?

Because I am going to sing, bro.

- Are you going to sing? - Of course I will.

- Do you have a doubt? - okay!

- You can sing. - Yeah.

But after madam's speech.

Stop troubling my wife.

Why does madam have to give a speech?

Why?

It's okay, Guddu.

It must be their culture.

There's no sound, no stage...

...and, I don't see any live musicians.

He's brought us amongst a bunch of school kids.

And won't stop ranting about some "speech".

Calm down, Gurdeep Singh.

It will all be over in a jiffy.

Come on.

Come, madam.

Come.

Let's go.

This way please.

Here. You wear it.

Come on.

I want to ask, what is the future of Bonsai in China?

Mrs. Kaur, this boy wants to know the future of Bonsai in China.

Bonsai...will grow.

Little by little

Enough fooling around, Happy.

If you don't do my job, I can go to any limit.

Amritsar! Lahore!

Everywhere there will be people in trouble.

I don't give a damn!

First of all, you've brought me here instead of someone else.

Every other girl in every other street of Amritsar is called Harpreet.

Happy.

I am not the Happy you are looking for.

And what do you want?

You want me to go to Lahore for you fools.

Give up my life for no reason.

Wow!

Fine.

Now I am not responsible for whatever happens after this.

Wong.

Dimpy.

Are you going to just wield that around?

Fire it now. It's your brother's wedding.

Here it goes!

What happened?

What the...power-cut.

You guys always mess up my wedding.

Is someone going to check the lights now?

Check the geni, Rajinder!

Yeah brother I'm going to check.

Power's back.

Where has he gone?

Stop dancing you fools, where has he gone?

You fools.

Where is he?

Where is he?

Go look for him.

Gentlemen, this beautiful gathering has been arranged...

...in the honor of that Police Officer...

...whose acts of bravery shall always remain

as an example for Lahore's Police Department.

This is definitely bad luck for Pakistanis.

Two Afridis got retired back to back.

Shahid from Cricket and Usman from the Police Department.

I would like to honor the Police Officer...

...who makes everyone feel safe in the city by his mere existence.

whose mere existence sends chills down the spine of crime.

- His mere existence... - Sir.

- His mere existence... - Sir.

Sir is nowhere to be seen.

Now, today

So that's the reason to bring you both back together.

Happy.

You will help us find Guddu.

And you will take Happy to see Bilal.

And do my job.

I was on my wedding horse.

Listen, Bagga.

Get down bro!

To hell with Bagga and screw Bro!

Where's the logic? these twits abducted me off damn wedding horse!

I had distributed sweets all over Amritsar.

Even sent out a wedding Invitation the to the Captain.

Your brother even booked himself a honeymoon package for Canada.

My brother?

No, that's not what he means.

But my Chinese brother, this isn't fair.

You know, political espionage is illegal in every way.

And...I am the Law, you see,

I was an ASP in the Lahore Police Department.

now I am retired.

That's why I've been trying to tell you.

You two don't have much time.

If you want to get back to your wedding, and your retired life...

...then go upstairs and explain Happy.

Move aside.

What happened?

Did Happy agree?

So Happy...

Where did she go? Where did she go? Go find her!

You idiots.

Go...go...go...find her.

So Lollypop, do you want to catch Happy again!?

Now you will send us back in a private jet.

Shut up.

No one's going anywhere.

Makaju will go with you.

Buy some new clothes.

New clothes?

We're not on a picnic.

Look, brother, send us back home.

And, don't let her name fool you.

She will make you unhappy in life.

Explain him Bagga.

Bloody lollypop, why don't you get it?

That Happy got your brother's wedding canceled twice.

But I don't have a brother.

That's not what he meant.

You're my brother.

My brother, right?

Please say yes.

Please send me back to Lahore, Chinese Brother!

My name is Chang, and I'm not your Chinese brother.

And we will catch Happy.

Makaju!

Makaju!

"Weird questions!"

"Creating a stir."

"A pair of eyes casting a spell."

"Always on the run."

"Nowhere to go, nowhere to run."

"Goes here, goes there."

"Isn't that amazing."

"Put on your shoes."

"Tighten your laces."

"Put on your shoes."

"Tighten your laces."

"She's going to make you run for your money."

"Happy is going to run away."

"Happy is going to run away."

"She will break the border."

"Happy is going to run away."

"Happy."

"Happy."

Water. Give me water.

Ni Hao

No - How, water.

Okay.

Quick.

Hello.

My name is Khuswant Singh Gill.

I work in the Indian Embassy.

And this here is my favourite song.

"I know you love me... Don't say no."

"You're crazy about me... Don't say no."

"I know you mean yes... when you say no."

"This is love."

"Say yes... stop saying no."

"I know you love me... Don't say no."

Hello, mom.

Hello, son.

How are you?

Just great, mom.

How about you?

Your father is watching the match.

While I am doing cardio on the treadmill you sent for me.

Are you driving?

Did you have dinner?

Yes, I did.

A friend of mine threw a party.

And I ate a lot.

Stop hanging out with your friends.

I've said it a 100 times find a nice girl for yourself.

Please, mom. Stop worrying about my marriage.

Be serious now.

If you wander out alone even at this age...

...then you'll get possessed by some spirit or ghost, a Chinese Ghost!

Mom...I am getting a call from a friend.

I'll call you later.

Listen to me.

- I'll call you back mom. - You'll get possessed.

Listen, Sardarji.

What the...

Help Me!

Help Me! Help Me

Ghost! Spirit.

Help Me! Help Me!

Who are you? Who are you?

Have you lost your mind? Shush with the Chow Mein!

You...

Are you Indian?

Do I look German to you?

How did you get in my car? You thief.

I'll have you arrested.

Who are you?

What did you eat for dinner, Sardarji?

Will you stop screaming and listen to me?

My name is Happy. Harpreet Kaur.

I teach Horticulture.

I just recently got appointed as a professor at the Dadong University.

Show me your passport.

- I don't have it. - I see.

A professor without a passport.

Horticulture.

You are no professor of any culture!

You're an illegal immigrant, aren't you?

- You got in the country through Nepal. - No.

- You're lying, aren't you? - I am not lying.

I am a horticulturist.

I just wanted to get to the University.

I saw you at the bar and thought you will help me out.

I was abducted, and they have my bag, my passport, my money!

Oh please, I've heard such stories before.

I work at the Embassy.

And without documents, there's no difference between a horticulturist...

...or a wanted terrorist.

You can't con me. I am a legal man.

Don't try to get me involved in your terrorist activities.

And get lost.

Or else...

Or else...

Or else...

What is that?

My phone.

And I have the Police's number is speed dial.

I will call them.

I am going. I don't need your help.

I made it this far alone, and I can take care of myself.

And let me clear one misconception for you.

You're not legal...you are a wimp.

And stupid as well.

You can lie about your pathetic social life to your mother.

Sing Hindi songs for these Chinese and endure their abuses.

But you can't help a Punjabi girl in trouble.

Idiot! Was trying to scare me with the phone.

I was stupid to get in your car.

Hello, professor.

Happy.

I am sorry.

I didn't mean to call you names.

By the way, I am Khushwant Singh Gill.

I know.

You said it at the bar.

Didn't you get too personal?

Is it? I'm sorry.

So you've no idea who this other Happy is?

Okay, this guy who was threatening you...

...how did he look?

Chinese.

Just get me to the University, once I get this job...

You're such a weird girl.

Your life's under threat.

And you're worried about your job instead of trying to save your life.

It's important.

Maybe.

But, whether it's the University or the Embassy...

...it will reopen on Monday.

And what about the guys who are after you.

You know what, you can go sleep in that room.

There is a very influential guy from our community.

I know him.

I'll take you to him in the morning.

Maybe he can help.

Listen.

Can I get another one?

Yes, of course!

So many female clothes?

Is it your sister's?

No.

Doesn't look like your mother's clothes?

I wear them when I am alone.

Just put something on and get some sleep.

We must leave early morning.

Take this.

Doesn't look like your mother's clothes!

Professor.

Still worried about your job?

Take my advice.

You should worry about home.

I am telling you this out of experience.

This is Shanghai and not Patiala.

Don't you miss Patiala?

Have you ever been to Patiala?

Only once.

To attend a wedding.

Can I ask something?

You definitely don't wear women's clothes when you're alone.

So why don't you clear them out?

It takes me only 30 seconds to know any plant's history

...by just looking at its branch.

And branches don't even give a hint.

Do you know what your type is?

Please, Happy.

I don't want to know my type.

We're almost there.

Whom are we meeting with?

Adnan Chow. He's a sweet guy

Is he dead?

"You're a free bird."

"You're meant to soar the skies."

"There are other skies waiting for you to explore."

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

He's still alive.

"Don't let the earthly bonds and desires tie you down or confuse you."

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

"Gone are the days when I was alone in company."

"Now I have many confidantes."

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

I understand the entire situation.

But I still didn't understand how this lady met you.

We met at the bar...

Adnan sir.

She wanted to get to the University.

I see.

We met on the way, and she asked for my help.

Yes.

Okay, Happy.

Those scoundrels, who were holding you captive.

Can you identify anyone?

No identification...

...but there was a guy called Chang with them.

And anyway, they all look the same to me.

Then tomorrow you might not recognize me either.

It was a joke. A joke.

It's so sad, one's Happy and other's Khushi

and they both can't understand a joke.

So the University will confirm with the Embassy...

...which will open only on Monday.

Until then you must stay safe.

Khushi, where's she going to stay?

A place to stay is not the problem, sir.

She is staying with me.

But if you can speak with the Embassy.

Sir, my job is much more important than the Embassy.

I just want to get to the University once.

You know what, Khushi.

I'll text you from a different number, save that.

This is a very delicate situation.

You see, although my name is Adnan Chow...

...but, unfortunately, the Chinese treat me as Adnan...

...and for the Pakistanis I'll always be Chow.

You know, "I couldn't find God or my beloved" types...

Well then, it's better to stay at home until I don't find something.

See you then.

It's time for me to paint.

Do it, sir.

Her name is Harpreet Kaur. You hear anything you call me, okay.

Bagga, how can you eat at a time like this?

From my mouth? Why?

How do you eat in Urdu?

Spare me, Lord.

You should eat too.

We have to do as he says.

And it's hard to follow orders on an empty stomach.

I won't eat.

I wonder if that's even 'Halal'.

These are Noodles, not 'Halal'.

Don't you get noodles in Lahore?

These are dangerous people.

I think Happy is in some kind of trouble...

Don't mention her name.

She gets everyone else in trouble.

She can't ever be in trouble

And, listen, bro. Spare us.

Let us go home.

When your brother couldn't find her, then you can't either.

We found Happy.

What?

We found Happy.

Found her?

Straight, Pudong Bay.

These bloody twits are really fast.

Makaju!

Are we going to eat noodles today as well?

Let's order some food from an Indian Restaurant.

There's Happy, near that black car.

You two will approach her first.

And try to explain to her.

But if you try to be wise guys...

Did Happy get a plastic surgery?

Well, girls are getting one these days.

But isn't that a drastic makeover?

And since when did Guddu start wearing a turban?

Exactly.

This is confusing.

Tell that fool.

That's...

That's not her.

She doesn't look like her.

Go! Go! Go!

What's that stupid doing?

He's a Chinese, I don't think he can understand.

That's not her.

Bagga, let's try that.

- That filmy game. - What?

- Antakshari. - That A for Action, B for Bagga,

C for something.

Monopoly.

Ya that poly.

Exactly.

First word.

Is 'Happy' in English or Hindi?

Definitely English.

It can be in Urdu as well.

Shut up.

The first word, English.

How do we show Happy?

Look happy.

She is not Happy.

What the...

He's so dumb. Can't understand such a good performance.

She is not Happy.

I think they don't play this game in China.

Let's go take a look inside, for ourselves.

Yes?

You are not Guddu.

I told you he's not Guddu.

Who is Guddu, mister?

He's not Guddu, but where is she?

Who is where?

Where do you think you're going?

What is this nonsense?

Who the hell are you?

I am Daman Singh Bagga.

Punjabi to English, non-stop top speed.

Why you really be Guddu, when you really no Guddu?

What?

Who are these people?

I don't know who they are.

Crazy people.

I think they ran away from the zoo.

That's not her either.

Who?

Happy.

Why am I not? I am happy.

Who are you?

I am ASP Usman Afridi.

He's Daman Singh Bagga.

This country is China.

And this man is not Guddu.

I never said I am Guddu.

Now get out of here.

Wait a minute.

How do you know Guddu and Happy?

Let me...

Let me tell you.

It was my wedding...

Shame on him.

Happy was to marry his brother.

His brother?

To hell with brother.

I am telling you she is not Happy.

I am Happy, but not that Happy.

Dimpy was right.

About what?

You can get a replica of everything in China.

Bloody...

Do you know her?

Dimpy?

Happy.

This uncle knows you?

Wait, Khuswant, just shut up for a minute.

We said we don't know her.

And she is not Happy.

Who says she's not?

- She is Happy. - These people don't know anything.

And you Indians know everything, don't you?

I know.

You can talks to me.

You can chats to me.

Hands up.

What the...

That's the guy Chang.

- Chang. - Don't be scared of him.

He's with us.

What are you doing, Happy?

That's my grandpa's hockey stick.

Don't worry, he will understand.

These two are in cahoots with him.

We're not in cahoots with anyone.

In fact, we are not even together.

I am Indian, and this old man here is Pakistani.

Happy, call the Police.

Quick.

Yeah.

No need to call the Police.

Khushi, what's the police's number?

It's on the speed dial, hurry up.

- We don't have passports or other documents. - Shut up.

Bagga.

Bagga my gun.

Why are you calling the Police?

Bagga.

Why are you calling the Police?

My gun.

I am not your servant.

Why should I give you your gun?

Is...

Is he dead?

No-no, I think he's just unconscious.

Then check him, the way you guys check.

Check if he's breathing.

I don't understand.

What?

This.

Check for a pulse or something.

I never touched dead bodies even when I was in service.

Dead body?

You said he's unconscious.

They can't be trusted, you know.

They are Pakistanis. They just say anything.

You're an Indian, aren't you?

You check. You check.

You check him.

- You check. - Check him.

Am I the officer or are you?

- He's dead. - Check him.

He's dead.

You guys killed this Chinese in my home.

Now I'll be jailed.

I'll rot in a Chinese prison for the rest of my life.

And never go back to Patiala.

I...

Look, mister.

Chanya.

Are you going to get that kite?

It is pink.

Careful. Careful.

It's torn.

It's torn.

It's torn.

You tore my pink kite.

Pink kite.

I told you to be careful.

- Is he talking in code? - You tore my pink kite.

Snap out of it Khushwant.

- You tore my pink kite. - You haven't done anything.

These two killed that Chinese guy.

Listen, lady. I didn't kill him.

No, you are right.

He died after slipping on his 'Halal'.

But you tripped him.

I may have tripped him but he pushed the guy.

- So it's clear, he killed this guy. - This duplicate Guddu.

Yes, I pushed the guy.

No, no. - I pushed the guy.

Yes, he did. He killed him.

Now I'll go to jail.

No, Khushwant.

Like Bhagat Singh went to jail.

- You are not Bhagat Singh, - Freedom shall soon be ours.

- you are Khuswant Singh. - Wake up.

"Color my robe in saffron, O motherland."

"Color my robe in saffron, O motherland."

Oh damn!

Sing with me, everyone.

- I called the Police. - "Drench me..."

What have you done?

Look...don't worry.

I will tell the Police that he killed the guy.

Not again.

The struggle for freedom will never forget the names of their martyrs.

It's calling out to us.

- Shut up! Everyone's gone crazy!! - "This country belongs to young brave-hearts..."

The Police will be here any minute.

And I am not going to jail.

Khushwant, I said get up.

GET UP!!

You killed him.

You killed him again.

He's unconscious.

He's just unconscious.

Hurry up.

Police will be here any minute.

Get him up.

Come, bro. Our country is free.

Come on.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Our nation is free now,

But what about this Kashmir?

They are the people who abducted me from the airport.

I wonder how they found your house.

You guys have ruined my life.

I was an employee. I had a job.

But now I'm feeling like a criminal.

I didn't understand one thing.

What?

If these guys are looking for that Happy...

...then why are they after this Happy?

Because according to them this Happy is that Happy.

If she is that Happy, then who is that Happy?

- It doesn't matter who is she - Why?

Where is she?

Okay, so where is she?

They weren't your kind of crowd.

Exactly.

Silly people.

All they did was talk about plants.

Bonsai.

Who cares?

We'll have another honeymoon. Go sightseeing.

Do some shopping.

And back to Amritsar.

This is not the Happy you're looking for,

The Happy you were supposed to go after, is this.

But where are we going, Khushi?

Same place where you came in my life.

Your life has become so exciting in the last 24 hours, Khushi.

I can't understand anything, Fa.

Those guys landed up in my home.

I can't run or hide.

What people?

We can't expect any help from Lahore either.

I talked to Sir Junior.

He's saying that he'll talk to the Embassy here...

...and try to find out the other Happy...

...but at the moment he's in Kabul himself.

Even the Afghanis are fleeing from Kabul.

What's he doing out there?

Mind your language, Bagga.

That's no way to talk.

What about these two now?

If you hand over the girl to the immigration...

...then they will send her back home safely.

Is he talking about us?

Pardon me, but you are..?

Fa.

Fa?

That's a very foamy name for a guy.

All the names in China are like that.

Maybe, but I am sure you're addressed by some name in the place you hail from.

I am from nowhere.

I am a Chinese.

And your surname?

Q!

Huh.

Fa! Q!

Please...can get we get to the point?

Adnan sir.

Yes, sir.

Khushi, I believe I have some bad news for you.

But I don't know how to say it.

Doesn't matter, sir.

Can't be worse than my situation.

Okay, then hear me out.

The place where I conduct Pakistani Cooking Classes...

...I have a student who works for the Airport Police.

While learning the recipe to make 'Biryani' he was saying...

...that your friend, I can't mention her name now.

Someone's filed a report against her at the Consulate.

She's involved in some kind of illegal drug trafficking.

It must be those rascals, sir.

Their boss landed up in my home.

Your home?

Be careful, it's Biryani, not sticky rice.

Don't stay at your home?

No, sir.

I am at my friend's place.

You know what, you and that girl come over to my place tomorrow.

Let's send her to India first.

And the other issues Can be resolved later.

- Okay, sir. - Take care, kid.

Thank you.

Those rascals made sure we don't go to the Police or the Embassy.

What the....

But you don't worry, Happy.

Adnan sir will arrange for your safe return tomorrow.

Hey man!

Look at her.

She's so beautiful.

Look at her eyes, beautiful.

Hey beautiful, how are you doing?

Hey beautiful!

Who is he now?

Let's go from here.

Come on, let's go.

What was going on here?

What do you want?

Look Khushi, I can't go back home.

It's really important for me to take up this job.

Do we look stupid to you?

All our lives are at stake because of you.

And you're lying to us.

Do we look crazy to you?

So don't be crazy.

Let me go my way, and you can all go back home.

This is my problem and I will handle it.

What is the problem?

What can be the reason that you can't go back to your own home?

Just tell me your problem.

What else can be the problem, Khushwant?

Why can't you clear out your closet at home?

Why doesn't life move on?

When something is left incomplete. When it's not finished yet.

Tell me.

I told my father that I got a job in Mumbai.

I never lied to my father.

I had no reason to.

Harpreet was father's reason to smile.

That's why he used to call me Happy.

Call Happy, I don't care.

What's wrong? Who made him Batman?

He did that himself.

And he's saying he is not coming down.

But why?

What are you doing?

Get down.

Uncle, come down.

Uncle...

Be quiet everyone.

What are you doing, father?

Get down.

I don't have a problem with Aman. He's my friend.

We've known each other since we were in diapers.

Then why don't you agree to marry him?

Oh, God. Not again.

I had to burn the midnight oil to become a professor.

And do you expect me to leave everything behind and go to China?

And what about you? Who's going to take care of you?

Take care of me?

Listen.

Listen, everyone.

She's started a rumor...

...that she doesn't want to get married because she is worried for me.

My traditional suit's been in Mohan Dry cleaners...

...which is right next to her college for three months now.

But she couldn't collect that.

I will get it tomorrow. Promise.

But marriage cannot be my punishment for not getting your dress.

Come down now.

It's not easy to mend broken bones at this age.

If you're stubborn, then I am your father.

Then stay there.

I wouldn't even leave my neighborhood for anyone.

If he wants to marry me, then let him come down here.

What if Aman decides to stay here?

He's been rotting there for 6 years.

Do you really think he'll come now?

What if he does?

Then I will marry him.

Did you all hear? Everyone?

She gave me her word.

She has given me tongue.

Wait, dear, just a minute.

Harman.

Who cares where I am?

Just tell Happy what you told me about your son.

Yes. Talk to later.

Catch this.

Very good catch.

Hello, uncle.

I see...

Okay.

Yes. Yes, uncle. Thank you.

I'll call you back.

What now? Speak up.

- Speak up. - Say something, Happy.

You're in such a hurry. Why don't you marry him?

To hell with marriage.

He's tugging on the cable tv wire.

And they are showing a Varun Dhawan movie.

Oh god!

She said yes.

"Where are you going, my dear?"

"We're going to miss you when you're gone."

"Where are you going, dear?"

"We're going to miss you when you're gone."

"Breaking news the girl's engaged."

"Her lovers are feeling betrayed."

"There's a sale for broken hearts at the bars."

"And there's silence in all the homes."

"I am gonna fly away."

"Become an NRI."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

Happy.

I'll just join you.

What happened?

You dance really well. Very well.

Was that a compliment or a condolence?

I'll be leaving tomorrow morning right after the engagement.

So I thought...

Yes, but you are coming back in two weeks.

Stupid.

"Those who strolled down your lane, showing off their style."

"Are now on your side, they have become your friends."

"All those innocent promises, made in the college, will stay here."

"You'll make this happy world lonely again."

"She's madly in love... and she'll get what she deserves."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

"Her decorated hands have been adorned with bangles."

"Her father's dancing with joy, and he feels proud.

"Soon these lanes, this neighborhood will be lonely again."

"But the memories will stay."

"I am going to leave all this behind."

"And never come back again."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

Happy.

Uncle.

Get out of here.

Out of my house.

Get these out of here.

- Tell these guys to leave. - I will, uncle.

And take these empty chairs outside.

And why is that light still on?

Turn it off.

- Father. - Just a minute.

- Let me just send them away. - Leave it, father.

- I said go away. - Someone else will do it.

Let's go, father.

Happy!

My child!

Forgive me.

That day he didn't raise his hand on me.

I am here to get the guy who actually deserved it.

My childhood friend.

Aman Singh Wadhwa.

My father doesn't smile anymore.

I am here to find his smile again.

For two years I kept following up on Aman.

But still no news.

Then I found out that he's working in some factory in Hunan.

And I worked hard day and night.

I finished a year's course in 6 months.

Only because...

...no one in that neighborhood could raise his voice in front of Mr. Sodhi.

I just want Aman Wadhwa to say "Forgive me, Sodhi sir."

"I made a mistake".

Who knew I would get in this trouble?

They think I am your Happy.

As long as you two are not with them, your Happy is safe.

You two should get out while you still can.

To your homes, your Embassy.

But I won't leave this place until I've restored my father's honor.

Happy.

I know you can manage on your own.

But what if I want to help as a friend?

Friends!

You clap when I hit, okay?

Okay.

Okay. - Okay.

Kancha China. (Sino)

- I saw it in Lahore, Agneepath... - Keep Quiet! That's Mr. Adnan.

He makes the Chinese applaud for everything they don't know how to do?

What have you got yourself into, Khushi my boy?

Where is Happy?

And who is this gentleman?

I am ASP Usman Afridi.

- Hello. - Hello.

Where is Happy?

That's a long story, sir.

I just came over to say that in a couple of days...

...I'll take this gentleman, Daman Singh Bagga, and Happy to the embassy.

Don't even think about it.

There's a report against them.

Unless those scoundrels don't find their Happy...

...it would be dangerous to go anywhere.

Pray that they find him.

We can't pray for that, Adnan sir.

She's our friend too.

- Her too? - Yes.

Curses.

Exactly.

But, we're heading to Hunan for now.

Why Hunan?

That's a long story as well.

"This is a long story."

"That's a long story."

"That Happy is a friend, this Happy is a friend."

Is everything all right, Khushi?

You've made more friends in four days then you did in four years.

I am shocked myself, sir.

But right now we must get to Hunan.

Please help us.

There's a guy called Aman Wadhwa out there.

Some 30-year-old.

He works in some toy factory in Hunan.

If you can find him before we reach.

I will try.

But I hope you know what you're getting into, my boy.

I don't know what I am doing, sir.

But I am finally doing something.

Happy.

Yes?

Sorry, we didn't get introduced properly.

Me, I am Daman Singh Bagga from Amritsar.

Corporator, from Ajnala side.

You know me?

You came to our college once.

I see...

You also gave a speech in English.

The entire hall cleared out before you could finish your speech.

Except for my cousin.

She is a big fan of yours.

I must be under stress that day, otherwise, you knows me, I am a very...

Daman, you should speak in Hindi or Punjabi.

Desi suits you.

Thank you.

Stop staring. It's considering indecent in China.

I see.

Back in our country it's called Love.

Only the Chinese understand their way.

Fa.

Come here.

What?

Those are the guys who kidnapped me.

Who, them? - Over that table.

Are you sure it's them?

I was kidnapped, of course, I would know.

What happened?

Daman, those guys kidnapped me.

Hold these, I'll show them.

- Those bloody... - No, no, no violence in my nation.

I'll get my car from the car park, meet me at the main gate.

Okay.

That too.

Let's go.

Your bag. Your bag.

- Your bag. - My bag.

I left the bag.

I'll just go get it. Forget the bag, run.

- Let's go, Let's go! - Come on.

Your bag. Your bag.

Damn!

Your bag.

- Listen to me. - Why are you getting down?

What's going on?

- What's going on here? - Get in.

What happened, Fa?

Don't know.

They are after us like Akbar was after Anarkali.

It will take us 2 days to get there.

Keep updating us if you have any news.

Don't worry.

And bring that Idiot with you!

Why don't you find a way to find the real Happy?

Once we find that Happy, it will be the end to our troubles.

I will try my best, just leave.

See the map, Guddu!

Map is in Chinese as well.

Who is he?

- That guy. - Yes, ask him.

Mister.

Yes.

How to get to Shaolin Temple?

I am Chinese, I don't know Hindi.

What language are you speaking now? Persian?

Go away.

- You Indians. - Crazy man.

Go away.

You look straight out of Delhi.

Go away.

He's crazy.

Even my wife is more Chinese than you.

Go away.

"It's all right."

"The path of life is filled with burdens."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"Life's a race, or are we racing for life."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"Dreams scattered in a million pieces."

"Strangers are closer than relative."

"My luck's pretty good, but my problems have better luck."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

Bagga.

Afridi.

Happy.

Happy.

Guddu.

Same Happy?

No, this Happy.

No, this Happy.

No, this Happy.

No, this Happy.

Shut up!

Go find her.

Find her!

"Now Let me tell you a story of a bird..."

"A bird."

"As she took to the skies, the world was in trouble."

"In Trouble..."

"Things messed up."

"Things messed up."

"Things messed up."

"Things messed up."

"Let me tell you a story of a bird..."

"A bird."

"As she took to the skies, the world was in trouble."

"Things messed up."

"Although the paths are unfamiliar."

"And she has a long way to go."

"The story sounds pretty simple..."

"...but it's actually very complicated."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

Gurleen.

What happened, dear?

Nothing, uncle.

"But its all right."

"The path of life is filled with burdens."

"But its all right."

Elli.

Her name was Elli.

The closet girl?

Four years ago I got a job as an interpreter in the Embassy.

But pretty soon I knew that my life was ruined.

Then I met her.

I didn't know how could I get so much happiness at once.

Even the noodles she made tasted like homemade parathas.

Then why did she leave you?

Did she find someone else?

No, no.

She just wanted a trade-license from the Chinese embassy for a massage parlor.

Once she got that, she left for...Noida.

Elli was a masseuse?

Why? Don't they have a heart?

She made a fool out of you.

Why have you still kept her clothes?

What if she comes back for them?

Nepenthes Attenboroughii!

Huh!

A rare species amongst plants.

Your type.

You're the Nepenthes Attenboroughii of men.

Happy.

Food is served. Come on.

Come on.

And what are you looking at? You also come.

"I know you have a question on your mind."

"You do..."

"But if you can get that question out, then you're amazing."

"Amazing."

"Such are the ways of fate..."

"Brawn is bigger than brains."

"Flex your muscles or rack your brain."

"This is just another race."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"The path of life is filled with burdens."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"The world's in a hurry, or are we."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

Bless you, son.

Come, Ginny, get me some dinner!

- Come, dear. - Yes, father.

Uncle.

- Uncle, there's something I wanted to say. - Go on.

Happy's phone is unreachable.

That's all right. It must be switched off.

Try again after some time.

But her phone's unreachable for six days now.

Six days?

And you're telling me now.

- Karan!! - Yes, Father?

Bring my purse and my cane.

When will you grow responsible, Ginny?

I'm taking the next train to Delhi.

And I can catch the Rajdhani Express from there.

Uncle.

And where does Sujit stay in Mumbai?

Sion, isn't it?

Uncle, Happy is in Shanghai.

How far is Shanghai from Sion?

Happy is in China.

Where?

China, father.

China.

Yes, sir.

Yes.

Okay, sir.

Thank you.

Happy, that was Chow sir on the line.

Aman doesn't work in a toy factory...

...he works at an adult toy factory in Hunan.

Adult toy?

Yes.

What is that?

I guess even the authors of Urdu won't know what to call adult toy in Urdu.

After ruining father's reputation he's making adult toys out here.

Bloody fool.

But Happy, what is an adult toy?

Happy.

Happy, don't worry.

Once I get my hands on him, I will set him straight for good.

Brother.

Can I say something?

Go ahead.

Owing to my experience in these situations...

...normally after a boy apologies to the girl, he always has the first chance.

And I come on second.

You're playing for Bronze, so don't try too hard.

You don't have to worry.

All is fair and Lovely and love and war.

Get it?

Bro...I am a Gill.

And there's nothing that Gill don't understand.

You're a Gill?

Yes.

You're actually Gill?

Yes. I am.

If you are a Gill,

then I am a Shergill.

Bro... Bronze.

What place is this?

This is the address.

And what are these ladies wearing?

Let's get down.

There it is.

Wait here. Happy and I will go check inside.

Why you?

Come soon.

Hey...

Look.

Now, do you understand what's an adult toy?

Look.

The atmosphere here looks precarious.

This place...

- Hey, Kuchi Kuchi! You want massage? - Listen, lady, I'll have you arrested.

I am ASP Usman Afridi.

He's Policeman, he likes handcuffs.

Handcuff.

What handcuff?

What is it?

Handcuff.

- Stay away. - Oh Kinky Kinky! I bring Handcuff!

What handcuff?

Hey come, come in.

- You no mood? - What mood?

It makes mood.

Makes you China power.

Power!

Hey Kayloole!

Kayloole

Listen.

Where were you?

I wonder what she made me smell.

Listen.

See this!

That guy behind the red lantern.

Who?

Doesn't he look like Chang?

Since we got here, everyone looks like Chang.

I even forgot how he really looks.

If he's Chang, then why isn't he Chang too?

Yes, you're right.

That's not Chang, it's someone else.

But that guy is coming towards us.

Not every guy coming towards us has to be Chang.

Yes, you're right.

Where are these two?

This place is hell.

What?

This is a dangerous place.

I am telling you this Sardar is definitely up to something competing for silver.

Bagga. He's Chang.

Who is Chang?

Him.

Look, Chang.

It's not our fault.

Oh sh**

If those noodles had been 'Halal'...

Run.

You three go there!

Run.

Hey, Kayloole!

You should've been more clear.

Run on foot.

Run.

Run Happy, he looks furious.

What the...

Please leave him, this is not the time.

- Leave me. - Leave him.

I love you, lady.

Run.

Excuse me, madam. Excuse me.

Run.

Baby.

Baby.

Come in my arms, baby. Come in my arms, baby.

Dear...

Kayloole!

What are you doing?

How did you recharge your batteries?

I wish they were in Pakistan.

Let her go.

Don't put a taint your old age with lust.

Let's go.

Dear.

Dear.

There! There!

Go inside.

That way!

Run Happy.

Sorry, Sister!

Where were you, Sardar?

Get the car quickly, Bagga.

Who is this lovely lady?

Let's go.

There! There! There!

Come, you!

Kayloole, Come on.

Stop. Stop.

Stop this fooling around.

Come on.

My hair!

Stop! Stop! Get in quickly.

Makaju.

Go straight and take a right.

Fine, but what about that Aman. The guy we came here for.

We have his address. It's 40 kilometers from here.

40 kilometers?

But first, we must take this Pervert to the hospital.

Why hospital?

That girl made him smell something.

What something?

You call Chow.

His number is on the last dialed list.

Take a left from here, brother.

I'll take a left, but let's take him to the hospital first.

We must get out of here first.

Call him, Happy!

"I can go to any limits."

"People can get in trouble."

What happened?

Why do you have Chang's card in your wallet?

Sorry, sir.

Happy ran away.

Run Happy.

But we'll catch you.

What kind of a country is this?

I mean people are trying to taint the reputation of an honest man.

Think about Adnan first.

We're still miles away from Aman...

...and we've already told him about all our whereabouts.

It's hard to believe.

- A guy like Adnan... - Why can't you believe?

I told you that Kancha Cheena (Sino) cannot be trusted.

He abducted me by mistake.

But the next day we made it pretty clear to him that I wasn't that Happy.

Then why?

Because you recognized their logo. And his men.

You even know his name.

Maybe he wants to stay hidden.

He has a pretty clean image out here.

Hold on.

So he's been lying all the time just to abduct me.

That mean...

Meaning, he's the one who lied to the Police and the Embassy.

But what about that Bruce Lee's nephew who is still after us?

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

1600 billion.

That's the money that China has invested in Pakistan.

And we were getting a small profit of 4.7 billion.

But no...

I spent a lifetime trying to bring 'Biryani' on the same level as 'Sticky Rice'.

But before I could perfect the ingredients...

...both the countries toppled my cauldron.

Javed Ahmed.

Finally I found out one small mistake made by his son...

...and made a simple plan to trap him.

What is your opinion, Chang?

How did this simple plan become complicated?

- Sir, I... - Dance. Dance.

Sir, two Happy...

Yes, Happy.

As usual, India interfering between China and Pakistan again.

India is calling, Chang.

Sir, Khushi speaking.

Khushi, all well?

You didn't call. I was worried.

Unfortunately, those rascals followed us all the way to Hunan.

What are you saying?

They followed you to Hunan, Oh dear!

And, what about the Aman?

Aman...

Aman is dead.

What?

Idiot.

No, sir, he's gone...somewhere far away from here.

He's in Guangzhou.

What's he doing in Guangzhou?

He's wearing bangles...

What?

No...handcuffs.

He's been handcuffed and put in jail.

Jail?

Yes.

Aman is in Guangzhou's jail.

Aman is in Guangzhou's jail.

Oh no!

Yes.

let me know if you need any kind of help.

Okay Khushi, call me.

Yes, sir.

Now go to Guangzhou.

Now we'll first get Aman and head straight to the Embassy.

You're having a good time?

Yes!

So am I now.

Guangzhou.

Thank you, Daman.

There couldn't have been a better plan, you know.

Brother...

Bronze!

This seems to be the address.

That one where its written in Mandarin.

Shall I come along?

Khushi, please.

I've been waiting for this moment for three years.

I don't need a pep talk to face this idiot.

- But Happy... - Please Bagga, stay here.

I will go get him.

Isn't she taking too long?

Stay here, Bagga.

She is not a child

And the guy she's meeting is her fiancé.

What fiancé?

The girl's heart-broken.

And he's getting Chinese massages.

What the...

He's running away, running away.

Aman.

Catch him!

You broke the wedding!

I'll break your bones!

Wait a minute.

- Is Aman Wadhwa Chinese? - Doesn't matter.

Beat him.

But Happy was saying he's from Amritsar.

What are you doing?

Is Aman Chinese?

This is not Aman.

Who is he?

He was stealing at that old lady's place.

You idiots! who you think you are!

- Sorry. Sorry. - I'll see you!

Sorry, bro.

Bloody...

So where is Aman?

She said he's in Changde Cheng Ywu..

Changde Cheng Ywu!

Changde Cheng Ywu..

What?

Yeah, where is it?

It's in Guangzhou.

And what is it?

A prison there.

Oh damn!

So...

So...

Do you want breakfast first or the plan?

First the plan.

We can't work after a meal.

It's an old habit.

Let's hear the plan. The plan.

What plan?

The plan to break in the prison.

Have you all lost your mind?

Do you all want to end up getting killed by Chow?

We'll travel from one city to another, break into the prison without passports.

And no one's going to catch us.

Who do you think you are?

Phantom?

We're Punjabis.

Two from Amritsar, one from Patiala and another from Lahore.

So the thing is...

I was on my wedding horse...

His brother's wedding was canceled for the second time.

When Happy ran away for that Guddu, she ended up in Pakistan.

And back then not her, nor Guddu, nor his sir, nor him, nor his brother...

...thought before taking the decision.

We're crazy people, Happy.

Trying to be wise is not our cup of tea.

Listen to your heart.

And the heart says that he must apologize to your father.

So this is Changde Cheng Ywu.

The most dangerous prison out here.

Let's go in the room.

These people are watching.

He's talking in Hindi.

He's slow. Because he's Pakistani.

You're not Shoaib Akthar yourself.

Usman, please.

So tonight at 10.30, we'll go to Changde Cheng Ywu.

But first, we'll visit a Muslim neighborhood out here.

Muslim neighborhood?

Why is that?

You will know.

Get down dear.

May lord keep you safe.

Happy, let me out.

Sorry!

All the best, brother.

- Happy, take care of yourself. - Allah-o-Akbar.

This way. This way, Happy.

This way.

Ready, Kayloola?

Get in your character.

Rehmanullah Khan.

Open the window, whom do you want to meet?

Yes.

- Greetings. - Greetings

Me. Damanullah.

Rehmanullah!

Rehmanullah, Rehmanullah Khan.

- Me, son of Ambassador, Pakistan. - Pakistan.

Coming from Shanghai.

Open door.

Inshallah, Mashallah, Kayloola

She's my twig.

Wife!

My wife. - Yes.

Your jailor, Mr. Chin Lee.

Chin Lee!

He affair my wife.

He affair my wife.

- Open door. - Allah!

He affair my wife.

Atleast get one language right, Bagga!

Open your face.

You bloody twit! You don't touch.

- You don't know he radically, Islamically, pardanashili. - Yeah.

Call Chin Lee. Open door.

Come on, Khushi, let's climb up.

Have you lost your mind, Happy?

We'll use this to climb up.

And not yet.

When Usman sings like a hummingbird.

Those two are going to mess it up before they can sing.

You know?

I've heard that the Chinese torture their inmates.

No.

No...its just a rumor.

Bagga will handle everything.

Listen...what was that talk about 'bronze' in the car?

Not Bronze, I said prawns.

He wanted to eat prawns.

Now be quiet and let me hear!

I wish we had a prison like this in Pakistan.

These lights! Poles! Flags!

She is a woman.

- Kayloole? - Yes.

Chin Lee is a woman.

Sardar got us in trouble.

We're not playing. This is not a plan.

Are the guards watching this way yet?

Should we give the signal?

No, not yet.

All the guards are not watching this way.

So, Mr. Khan, I am Chin Lee.

And I am having an affair with your wife?

Yes.

- You affair my wife. - Yeah.

You make her lib...libran..labradog

You have Labradog affair with her.

Liberian.

Liberian.

You mean lesbian.

Yes, that.

You come back door of my house.

You make bird noise.

What that bird?

Hummingbird.

Do you know Hummingbird?

Wifey?

Do hummingbird!

What's that?

Was that Usman?

He was supposed to mimic a hummingbird.

He sounds more like a bull.

- Whatever, Khushi. Throw the rope. - Shall I?

I've heard they pluck out nails.

It's completely his fault.

He can't even throw a rope properly.

Knocked off a Chinese even before climbing over the wall.

Don't try to be a wise guy.

You guys ruined the plan.

It was that guard's fault who couldn't stop laughing and moved from his place.

We decided on a hummingbird.

But uncle here sounded like a donkey on a honeymoon.

It was a wild hummingbird.

You even made me emotional and got me in this mess, Sardar.

We should've just asked for permission.

I got us in trouble?

Of course.

So,

you're not who you say who you are, after all.

Hello.

My name is Khuswant Singh Gill.

Ma'am can you please help us?

We are looking for a man, who could be here, his name Aman Wadhwa.

Please.

Yeah, perfect. Right.

Aman Wadhwa?

Yes, madam.

My fiancé.

I have to meet him, please.

Take these clowns to him.

Hey...

Careful.

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"In this moonlit night, just me and you."

"Hello mister, how do you do."

Do you want his apology?

"I've come all the way from China..."

"...with a heart like one of them."

"My body's like Singapore..."

"...while my attitude is like Shanghai."

"Hold your heart...or you might lose your mind."

"Hold your heart...or you might lose your mind."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

Look, I understand that...

I will break your jaw.

Just stay quiet.

Atleast hear me out once?

After making a scene out of my life you're dancing for them.

"...my attitude is like Shanghai."

At least hear me out once.

After all, we're childhood friends.

Friends?

Aman, I am very furious right now.

I'm gonna slap you know!

Go ahead!

If I had told mom and dad that there's this side of Aman as well...

...then, they would've slapped me too.

Is that why you ruined my father's life?

That wasn't my intention at all.

I didn't want to get engaged as well.

But dad and mom looked so happy, and you were excited too.

I couldn't tell anyone the truth.

I often thought of coming up to you and talk to you.

Plus he got arrested.

You know, I had to literally beg my way in here.

Just so I can take care of him.

Do you have to take care of this ox?

What did she say?

Keep that back inside.

Quiet! Wait a min!

Did you even think about the pain and humiliation you caused your parents?

They've face humiliation every day because their son is a deserter.

I came here because I wanted to take you back and make you apologize to my father.

Just to bring his smile back.

But Aman...

You owe a lot more apologies before you can apologize to father and me.

I don't want your apology.

Happy!

Jackie!

Happy,

honestly speaking I didn't go back...

...because I didn't want to ruin your life.

You know, people will first talk about me and then forget.

Then it's all over.

But that's not how it all ends,

atleast not in the friendships.

Now, Let's give it a proper ending.

What say?

But I will return in a week.

Jackie will be released on parole.

Idiot!

Come.

I think the gold player just forfeited the game.

I guess it's just the two of you now.

Hey...

It's just your brother

I...

I got Aman a room.

We'll leave for Shanghai in the morning.

Yeah.

And...

I'll take you straight to the Embassy.

And...

after Aman apologizes...

You know what, Happy.

We'll set up a bunch of loudspeakers on Haathi Gate...

...and make Aman apologies over that.

What do you think?

I think we should have dinner.

That's right.

Get lost.

"Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you."

"Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you."

"Following you wherever you go."

"Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you."

"A beautiful girl melted my heart."

"She made me go down the lane, I never expected."

"A beautiful girl melted my heart."

"She made me go down the lane, I never expected."

"Since the day my eyes fell on you..."

"...even in this digital age, I got spent like loose change."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"I couldn't stop smiling."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"Hear me o beloved...I am madly in love with you."

"Following you wherever you go."

"Hear me o beloved...I am madly in love with you."

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

"I searched high and low for you."

"Marry me, sweetheart, because I can't live without you anymore."

"I searched high and low for you."

"Marry me, sweetheart, because I can't live without you anymore."

"You're my Juliet, I am your Romeo."

"Say yes, and I'll feel like I'm on top of this world."

"I will keep you in my heart..."

"...and the world will witness a Jatt's insanity."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"I couldn't stop smiling."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"I kept asking the seasons for your name."

"There as no cure in this world for my pain."

"I kept asking the seasons for your name."

"There as no cure in this world for my pain."

"Your touch is so tender."

"Even your smile is a killer."

"Whenever I look at you, my heart skips a beat."

"And that's the truth, sweetheart."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"I couldn't stop smiling."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"Hear me o beloved... I am crazily in love with you."

"Following you wherever you go."

"Hear me o beloved... I am crazily in love with you."

Happy...

I was thinking that when I go back... That closet,

I'll clear Elli's clothes from the closet.

Don't try to twist your words, Sardar.

The road from Patiala to Amritsar is pretty straight.

This time your brother made a dash for it.

From Bronze to Silver.

And now for the Gold, bloody...

Why do you fall for this unpleasantness called love?

Who are you calling a peasant?

You were running after those innocent Chinese girls like a hungry peasant.

Peasant.

Not, peasant.

It's just another word for what's unbearable in 'Urdu'.

Is it?

Yeah.

So now you're rubbing Urdu on my wounds?

Urdu.

Finish your drink.

- Drink. - Wasting time!

Tell me something.

What is bad luck called in Urdu?

Bad luck?

It's called...

In Urdu...

bad luck.

Bad luck.

Your brother was going through bad luck.

If only you were in Pakistan.

Then I would've found a beautiful Pakistani bride for you.

- Really? - Yes.

You're my brother.

You're my brother.

You're my brother.

You really are drunk, Bagga.

Why?

You are calling a Pakistani your brother.

Alcohol is...

Curse this thing.

Exactly.

Your brother's bad phase started from Lahore.

All because of your Sir Junior.

Why?

Why!

An unfamiliar girl comes out of a basket.

Yes.

Didn't know who she is or where she was going?

But he handed her over to that Guddu.

Why did he have to do that?

Don't mind, Bagga.

But that love story was unpleasant as well.

Don't blame him unnecessarily.

- Don't blame him?! - Unnecessarily.

Don't blame him?!

Unnecessarily.

- Call him now. - Who?

I want him to talk him.

I want him to talk him.

He's in Kabul.

If he's in Kabul, even your brother is also in China.

Call him now.

I want him to talk him.

It's ringing.

- It's ringing. - Let it ring.

But no one's picking up.

He isn't answering my brother's phone.

Don't yell, Bagga.

People will get disturbed.

Disturbed.

Who will get disturbed?

Whoever.

Whoever is sleeping, playing.

You?

Disturbed?

No.

Okay.

These poor guys are carrying some stuff.

Coolies. Chinese Coolies.

You want help?

No, no, no, it's okay.

Get up, let's help them.

You and your bloody help.

It's okay.

Why ok?

We'll help you, young man.

We belong from very helpful countries.

He's Indian, I am Pakistani.

And both together, very helpful people.

What's in it?

Very heavy.

- It's okay! They will do it. - We help, we help!

What's in it?

I think its oranges.

What is it?

You looks like my friend, you know.

Hey...

Doesn't he look like Chang?

Everyone looks like Chang to you.

We love China, but China no like us.

No like us.

We like Hakka Noodle, we like Bruce Lee, we like Jackie Chan.

I don't like Jackie Chan.

We like...

- This is your car? - Yes.

Your car.

It's your car? Wow! Wow!

- Wow! Wow! Wow! - Shey! Shey!

Thank you.

- Shey Shey. - Wow car.

Shey Shey.

Okay Welcome.

Shey Shey.

Hello.

You were pretty deep in sleep, Khushi.

And why wouldn't you?

You're unaware of one of my secrets.

I'll tell you, your enemy Chang works for me.

I've known for some time, sir.

Really?

But I could never imagine you could do something like this.

And how could you?

You're not a businessman.

Anyway, the story is again in the same place where it all started.

We have your Happy in our custody again.

Happy?

Since last night.

I was pretty sad thinking I've employed fools.

But last night I was happy to know that even you have a bunch of clowns with you.

Last night... you?

Yes!

And now for our Lahore Job.

So wake up your loser friends, and find our Happy from wherever she is in China...

...and bring her to us, and take your Happy back.

Usman. Bagga.

- What the... - Wake up.

What happened? Did India attack?

Who was here last night?

Here? No one.

Chow and his men were here. They took Happy.

And you two were fast asleep.

I was telling you he's Chang.

I was telling you he's Chang.

You got me drunk last night.

It's forbidden in our religion anyway.

Stop it, brother Usman.

I'll get the car in 10 minutes.

Meet me at the main gate. Quickly.

We're up. We're up.

Good morning.

Some coffee?

Coffee?

What do we do with him now?

- What language is this? - Uncle, taxi.

Hurry up, Ginny.

I am going as fast as I can.

But we'll have to wait in the queue.

This is not done.

I've lost my daughter, not these Chinese.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

My daughter.

Help. Help.

Find. Find.

Please.

Will someone tell me what's the matter?

It's almost sundown.

Who took Happy?

Will you tell him, or should I?

You tell him.

I don't understand why we brought him along.

What?

Do you Pakistanis ever understand anything?

He's the reason why we got in this mess. How could we leave him behind?

And you Indians are very wise, aren't you?

Isn't it?

Like running away from weddings, or getting lost in different a country.

I know that Chow is responsible for all this...

...and he's half Pakistani.

Chow is not Pakistani, he speaks Chinese.

Who is Chow?

Chow took Happy.

Why do you keep scolding me?

If we don't find the first Happy, then we won't get second Happy.

And if we don't find the second Happy, then we won't find the first one.

Khushi?

Father used to say that Khushi will find his happiness.

He's getting fits again.

You took father's motorcycle in the fields.

Harnam took father's bike. I didn't take it.

Whose bike did Harnaam take?

- Khushi? - Why did you take Father's Bike in the fields?

The tires will get stuck in the fields.

Try to understand, bro!

Khushi, snap out of it.

Khushi, snap out of it.

- "The wise don't know..." - He's an Indian Idol!

He started again.

- "...what it means to be in love." - Khushi, there's a car ahead.

Bagga, take the steering, everyone will die!

He's holding it tightly. What can I do?

But who is Harnam?

He's my father!

he got lost when I was a kid!

Now shut up!

And Make him sniff your shoe.

But I am wearing a sandal.

Did I tell you to wear it?

Then make him sniff your sandal only, idiot!

Bagga!

He almost got us killed.

What's he doing in there alone?

He's been talking to himself for the last 5 minutes.

I think he's in shock.

So finally, my son's been possessed.

I am being serious, mom, and you're cracking jokes.

I wonder, what's his past!

Tears kites, Rams motorbikes.

I don't know how I will do it.

Life is giving an ordinary guy like you an opportunity to do something special.

And you are backing out?!

There is no looking back.

Go! Get it done!

He's looking at us.

Is he going to run over us?

He will.

We got drunk and lost Happy.

Now he won't stop until he hasn't killed us.

He's getting down.

He's getting down.

Come, brother.

It's another half day's drive to Shanghai.

You go ahead Khushwant.

We'll take a taxi.

Taxi.

Mono, Mono rail.

We'll take a Mono.

And no one will leave until we don't find Happy.

I won't go to Lahore, he won't go to Amritsar.

And he won't go back to jail.

Leave!

Brother, I'll get them to Shanghai.

You don't have to worry.

Only Chow will have to worry now. I promise you that.

Now let's go.

Hey...on one condition.

His brother will drive the car.

You have a brother?

Forget what he said.

Yes, you're right.

Professor Harpreet did come here.

But she quit her job on the same day and left with her husband.

Husband?

Who did she leave with?

Her husband, Guddu.

Guddu? Who Guddu?

Sir, Happy doesn't have a husband.

But she does.

Guddu. He's a good singer.

You said she came here looking for Aman.

She got married after coming here.

- I am going to lose my mind. - Just a minute, uncle.

Brother, is Guddu Chinese?

He's not Chinese.

He's an Indian.

And she didn't get married after coming here.

She was already married when she came here.

What is this confusion?

Just a minute, uncle!

Are you talking about her?

This is not Prof. Harpreet.

Very good. This is not her, uncle.

This isn't Happy?

Correct.

She is married?

Correct.

Her husband is a singer?

Correct.

And you are a professor?

- Correct. - Hold this.

What are you doing, uncle?

You're not a professor, you're a fool!

- You gave me a heart attack. - Let's go.

Sir Junior has spoken with the Embassy.

There is no problem.

If Happy is with us then we'll get our papers for a safe return.

Which Happy?

The professor, of course.

The other Happy must have her return ticket with her.

Bro, if we want to find Happy, then we must find Guddu.

Who is Guddu?

Happy's husband.

Will you stop asking questions?

What does Guddu do?

- Nothing. - Nothing.

He must do something.

I don't know.

They say he has a great voice.

He's the Justin Bieber of Amritsar.

Happy fell for his voice...

Oh yes!

Happy. Happy.

Happy was saying that they invited him here to sing.

Which Happy?

Shut up.

We're trying to think and you're playing 20 questions with us.

I'll shove this in if you say another word.

Just a minute.

Then we can get to Guddu through music.

What are you going to do? Announce over the Radio?

Not the radio.

You think he's listening to FM radio out here?

Not the FM.

But Guddu came here because he thinks he's got a show here, right?

Right!

So?

What if we can somehow deliver this news that he's actually got a show here?

And how will we get this news to him?

That's what we got to think about, Fa.

And how will we know where is Guddu in this huge Shanghai?

The newspaper...

Right.

Because he doesn't hear the radio but reads the newspaper.

Why don't we send a message through a pigeon, that will be faster?

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

Private number?

Who's calling me from a Private Number?

How are you, Dimpy? It's me.

You called so it is you speaking.

But who are you?

You bloody quack, it's me. Your brother, Daman Singh Bagga.

Brother, it is you.

Hello.

Brother, you left the wedding. And didn't even tell me.

I didn't leave. I was abducted because of you fools.

Now listen carefully.

Yes.

I am in Shanghai.

Japan, brother.

Its China, you twit.

Now listen.

Go right now and get some pictures of Guddu from uncle's house.

And send it to this email address.

Hurry up.

Yes, brother.

Even the Chinese are looking for Guddu.

What happened?

Nothing.

You're on Silver now.

Now we've to arrange a show for Guddu.

You've asked me not to speak, but I want to say something.

Spill it.

I can arrange a show.

I think so.

Hello Happy.

I apologize for keeping you here like this.

Whereas it's completely their fault.

But soon it will all be over.

Khushi will give us our Happy.

And you can leave with him afterward.

Okay?

Khushi had a lot of respect for you.

You seem to have understood him pretty well.

I know that anyone who deceives him can't be a nice man.

Its good to see care for him in your eyes.

But I hope you and he will understand someday that we didn't have an option.

Other than kidnapping someone for your business?

You're not a prisoner, Happy.

Just tell them what you want.

Except for running away, you are free to do anything.

Chow sir.

My locket fell down in the grass when they were bringing me here.

Get it, Chang.

Yes, sir.

There you go.

Have a pleasant stay, and sorry for the inconvenience.

Yeah...go ahead.

There.

Where is it? I can't find it.

Bend down stupid. You won't strain your back.

There. There.

Ahead.

Yeah.

This? This?

Found it you, fool.

Bring it to me.

Itch grass.

Indian.

So?

Hello, son.

- Hold this. - What?

Son, this is my daughter, she is lost in China.

Have you seen her?

- What is her name? - Happy.

Happy.

Why are you laughing?

Keep the phone back.

Your daughter isn't lost,

She's run away.

- What are you saying? - She ran away.

- I'll leave, or my wife will run away too. - What are you saying?

Yes, I hope she does.

You run away, you insolent.

China. Wow.

Ow!

It's booked.

There's a cultural program the day after tomorrow.

I've booked a show for Guddu in that.

And the publicity will start tomorrow.

Great.

Why do you look worried?

But there is a problem.

What?

The show's been booked.

He will sell tickets for the show.

Great, that's good for us.

But if Guddu doesn't show up, we'll have to do the show, Otherwise...

Otherwise, what?

Otherwise, he'll get the money out of us.

What do you mean by that?

He'll get it from Gurdeep?

This happens in China.

No need to worry.

This is a show.

Guddu won't miss singing at a memorial service.

"Come down my lane...someday too."

"Come down my lane...someday too."

"Come down my lane...someday too."

How does it look?

Amazing.

Buy some more.

Right.

In different colors.

Look.

I think your face resembles some actor here.

So it does.

It does.

That looks like me from the annual day.

Guddu. That's you.

Yes, that's me.

Guddu, that's you.

Guddu, there's one there.

Amazing.

This poster Aman made is just amazing.

Quality is amazing, even Guddu is looking handsome.

I'll give my election contract to them.

You're going to contest the elections.

What say?

I say you are stupid.

Why?

It's all in Chinese.

How will Guddu understand?

Stupid.

Right.

We were saying the same thing.

Ma'am.

Nice. My face.

Do you know what's written here?

What's written?

I don't know Mandarin, I am Korean.

What a strange country?

Indians don't speak Hindi.

The Chinese don't speak Chinese.

I was making kebabs and reminded me of you.

What about my job, Khushi?

You will get your Happy, I promise you.

But you won't harm my Happy.

What are you saying, Khushi?

Happy is my guest.

It's just that time isn't on our side.

Just get my Happy tomorrow at any cost...

...so that I can make Lahore agree to my conditions.

But tomorrow?

You'll have to do it.

My funders are very cruel people.

They don't understand emotions.

Pardon me, or my kebabs will get burnt.

What are you doing, Fa?

Getting some positive energy.

Chinese.

You called, Happy?

Yes.

I want to take a stroll on the roof.

You know we can't...

I can't go.

I knew it.

Come here, I want to talk to you.

Sit down.

Sit down!

If you had listened to me on the day you abducted me...

...you would be looking for the right Happy.

And not facing rebukes from your boss.

You know what, Chang. Crime is not for you.

I mean you were going to die by slipping on noodles.

Imagine what your crime story would've been.

And, even now I just want to take a stroll on the roof.

You could send some of your guys with me, but no.

You will call your boss, disturb him who has already said...

...that I should be allowed to do anything I want.

Because you like getting yelled at.

Get embarrassed in front of these amateurs.

Just leave.

This is not your cup of tea.

Just go.

I don't want to go on the roof.

Go.

Fine. You can go on the roof.

- Are you sure? - Sure?

Now you sound like a Don.

Just go and have your walk.

I am going.

Let's go. I'm done seeing the weather.

- C'mon let's go. - Okay, come.

Fa, did Guddu arrive?

There is no Guddu.

And that bloody Aman left me with this giant to get a waxing.

I sent him for that.

Do you have a thing for Happy or her fiancé?

Fa, let it be.

We're coming. We'll do something.

What?

Guddu hasn't arrived yet?

What if he doesn't show up?

I'll give it in writing.

He will show up.

Come! Come!

Guddu. Guddu.

Oh thank god.

Welcome. Welcome.

Is this your show?

We met you the other day. Him?

Remember?

I asked you for directions to the temple...

...and you said you don't know Hindi.

Not just Hindi, now I know Russian, Persian, and much more.

People are dying to hear you.

See, Happy.

Come, come.

Sister, I'll sit in the first row, okay.

Help me, Lord!

Adnan Chow!

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Where is she?

Where is she?

Come, see! That's her yellow cloth!

She must be there.

Go and catch her.

"Happy will run away."

"Happy will run away."

"She will break free."

"And she will run away."

"She will run away."

"Soul's still pure."

"The flame keeps getting higher."

"And there's no one who can douse it now."

"Whether it's the world or Heaven."

"The Moon or China."

"No one can get their hands on her."

He isn't stoping?

"She's careless...and carefree."

"This gust of wind...this chase prayer..."

"...will challenge the skies."

"Happy."

"Happy."

I told you.

He'll keep singing until people don't start bleeding from their ears.

Someone take the mic from his hand.

But how, brother?

Even the organizers are dancing to his tune.

"She will break free."

Stop!

- Shanghai City? - India?

Yes, India.

Dangal. Dangal.

- Yeah, Dangal, will you go now? - Yes.

Let's go.

"She will break free."

There's a saying in Chinese.

If you can't beat them, join them.

"Brother of mine, stop singing now."

"We must go and save Happy now."

"Listen to what the Sardar's trying to say."

"Singing anymore will cost you dearly."

"There's a voice calling out to you from Lahore."

Afridi?

"Listen carefully, Guddu."

"Both the countries have never been..."

"...through such a difficult phase before."

"My wedding got canceled twice."

What the....

"But still I got no sympathy."

"My wedding got canceled twice."

"But still I got no sympathy."

"Your friend's left all alone in this world..."

"...now stop this game."

"Beloved."

"I wonder what magic will or union spell."

"Now I can't live a moment...away from you."

What do you trying to say?

You want me to hand over my Happy to some goon...

...for the sake of your Happy.

Great.

That Happy shouldn't actually be in that place.

Poor thing has been enduring my share of pain since she got here.

But how can I...

Usman, why don't you talk to Bilal?

Give them whatever they want.

Thousands of jobs are at stake, Guddu.

Otherwise, it would've never come to this.

And it's not like I want to hand over your Happy to get my Happy back.

I have a plan, but only if you agree.

Who cares about his agreement?

When Happy's ready, who wants his permission?

Shut your mouth, Bagga.

I should shut up too?

Yes.

I was on my wedding horse.

You've got her, he'll get her.

Have you ever thought about what's going to happen to his brother?

Horse, card...

Shut up you two.

Usman is right.

He's right.

We won't do it if you don't agree.

Let's think of something else.

So...

what's the plan?

Do you have your passports?

Khushi. I was beginning to wonder that maybe you don't want your Happy back.

Chow sir, get to Po Po Carnival in two hours.

Po Po Carnival. Why?

Your Happy is with me.

You can take your Happy from Po Po Carnival in two hours.

Ohh...that is wonderful news.

I knew it, you will find Happy.

Thank you my boy.

Thank you.

Sir, Happy...

ran away.

What's the matter, Chang?

Last I checked you worked for me.

Then why don't you do your job?

Do you know where is Po Po Carnival?

Do you know Khushi's Bar?

That guy with turban...

Where are you from?

Fa...

Fa Q! Sorry, God.

Where you want to go? Where you want to go?

Fa's Bar in the main city.

Khushwant.

Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Yeah.

You think I am just saying?

You feel like you'll get sc***?

I felt the same way.

Believe me. Everything gets all right in the end.

- Brother. - Yes.

I really appreciate.

But right now you're not helping me.

Bagga, let's stop running around.

I'll find a nice, beautiful bride for you in Lahore.

Otherwise, every time you try to get married...

...you'll always fall in some kind of trouble.

But I didn't create any of this.

These Chinese twits abducted me, otherwise, your brother had settled down.

Brother, we were in a similar condition.

See, Bagga was chasing us. Okay.

Usman's car broke down.

We got married along with 100 more couples.

- We were in a mess. - Guddu, Quiet!

Don't irritate him.

True Story.

How much longer are you going to drive?

Will you take us straight to Pakistan?

We are just going to the Embassy.

Stop bothering me and let me drive.

Do you know the risk of getting married in Pakistan?

This is only China..

Hey Khushi!

Fast! Fast!

Khushi.

Where are you going, Sardar!? I ran away!

He's here.

What's the matter, Khushi?

We don't see our Happy.

What is he saying?

Speak loudly.

- Speak loudly! - What?

He couldn't hear, you'll have to speak louder.

What's the matter, Khushi?

We don't see our Happy.

Guddu is right here.

Handover my Happy, and I will give you yours.

Don't you trust us, Khushi?

No, we don't want fritters.

Trust.

Not fritters.

Trust.

Happy is in the car.

Whose saree?

In the car.

She's in the car.

Get Happy out of the car, and there's your Happy.

Give us our Happy, and we'll leave this car here.

As soon as my Happy starts walking this side, she will go over to your side.

Wait.

I am coming.

Khushi.

Here I am.

You Run, Happy!

Go, get her.

Not her.

Go get your Happy.

That Happy.

"Like the morning breeze..."

"...like the blowing winds."

"She soars in the skies."

"She's hard to find."

"Except for tales."

"A sweet poison, and a little bitter."

"Never listens...she's very stubborn."

"Youth once lost... never comes again..."

"...then how can she."

"Happy will run away."

"Happy will run away."

"She will break free."

"And she will run away."

Come, you fools!

"Happy will run away."

Come! Come!

Who is driving your car?

That's Guddu!

Hurry up.

Come on.

Have you guys lost your mind?

Where are you going?

Those guys are chasing Happy.

Turn the car around, Guddu.

What's wrong?

No, the U-turn is coming up.

Hello, Professor.

Harpreet Kaur?

Same to same.

Nice to meet you.

Coincidence.

Who are those fools chasing?

She is heading for the airport.

Not just her, they are all heading for the airport.

Faster, Chang.

If we lose this girl, then I won't let you live in China anymore.

And tell everyone that you're originally from Ghaziabad.

Faster.

This is it?

Did you get an appointment?

Yes, I did.

Ginny, this officer is going to speak hindi or chinese?

Hurry up.

You took half an hour.

Now we've to go over to your Embassy too.

It will take only 5 minutes.

Who the hell comes to our country?

Our officials just swat flies or play ludo.

- Careful. - That's why China is best.

Stop it already.

He looks like Indian.

Mister.

My daughter is lost.

Spare us, uncle. We had already lost two.

And it took us great pain to find them.

- You lost two? - We are in hurry.

Give me the phone.

- Take it back. - Why did you take my phone?

Mister, my phone!

She's your daughter?

He took my phone.

She looks like our Happy?

Stupid.

This is Happy.

You are..?

You are..?

Happy's father?

Yes.

You're Daman Singh Bagga, aren't you?

You do knows me?

You came to my college.

She knows me.

How do you know him?

You gave a speech in English.

Yes, I did.

What are you doing here?

I was on my wedding horse.

To hell with your wedding horse.

Stay up there.

Happy is with us. Just stay there.

Happy is with you?

- Stay up! - This thing's going down.

If It takes you to the hell, you'll tag along?

Stay up!

My phone.

They found Happy.

And mobile as well.

Nice car.

I am speeding up.

No.

What happened?

Something's wrong.

Happy, look.

Stop here.

Will you drive it into the sea?

Come on.

So, Professor,

we had a fleeting introduction here.

But let's have a more chilled meeting in India.

One second.

Chow must be still following you.

The Police will be following him.

I informed the Embassy when I made that plan.

Happy.

Thank you.

Now you're being too formal.

Happy, you took on my share of troubles.

There's no need of my sorry or your Thank You.

Get it?

If that's the case, then you owe me a race.

Then, We'll know whether you need to say sorry, or I need to say thank you.

Now that's like Happy.

Come.

Okay.

Bye.

She must be here soon.

Where else will she go?

She will have to go through here.

Excuse me, guys.

Is this the gate for Air China?

Get lost.

Ask the Inquiry.

Uncle is angry, huh. Never mind.

Idiot!

If we don't find her today, I will....

We'll find her. We'll find her.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

Wow! Sardar, you are amazing.

Aman will come straight to Amritsar,

to meet your father.

Call me when he apologizes to your father.

You never gave me your number.

You never asked.

I don't know about Patiala, but guys in Amritsar give their number themselves.

Happy?

Father?

Father?

My child.

Father.

What did you do, dear?

You came here without telling me.

Sorry, father.

Doesn't matter.

Are you all right, dear?

And...

He's Khushwant. He helped me out.

Great. bless you, son.

I wish such Happy were in Pakistan.

When you go home.

Have a plate of Kebab for me as well in Johar Town's Alkabab.

Johar Town?

Fakruddin Qureshi.

Fa.

Q?

Where is Bagga?

All that happened with me.

The first time the cards were distributed.

The second time I was on the wedding horse.

Mr. Daman, why do you try to get married first?

You should try falling in love first.

Bagga, stop worrying about getting married.

Those whom you couldn't marry, only have a husband.

But you have sympathy.

Fools!

"You look stunning when you dance."

"Come sit next to me beloved."

"You look stunning when you dance."

"Come sit next to me beloved."

"Your eyes cast a spell on me." "Now I've lost my mind."

"I'll feel blessed if you enter in my life."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"In this moonlit night, just me and you." "Hello mister, how do you do."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"In this moonlit night, just me and you." "Hello mister, how do you do."

"I've fallen madly in love with you."

"You stole my heart, congratulations to you."

"Your body's like Singapore... while my attitude is like Shanghai."

"Hold your heart... or you might lose your mind."

"Hold your heart... or you might lose your mind."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"In this moonlit night, just me and you." "Hello mister, how do you do."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"Where are you going, my dear?"

"We're going to miss you when you're gone."

"Where are you going, dear?"

"We're going to miss you when you're gone."

"Breaking news the girl's engaged."

"Her lovers are feeling betrayed."

"There's a sale for broken hearts at the bars."

"And there's silence in all the homes."

"I am gonna fly away."

"Become an NRI."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

"Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal."

"...Amritsar gal..."