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MARSHALL: When Dad
created Mr. Wilson,
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the friendly
automated teller machine,
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he had no idea what was
going to happen to Eerie.
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Welcome, friend.
I'm Mr. Wilson.
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Please enter user
identification number.
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Everybody's heard of the
Savings and Loan scandal.
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Well, what happened to
my best friend Simon
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is even weirder.
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BOY: Ready? Let's party.
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You know,
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Savings and Loans have
been getting a lot
of bad press lately.
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Well, time to change it.
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Thanks to Mr. Wilson,
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doing business at
First Eerie Savings
will be your pleasure.
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And now I would like to
introduce you to the man
who made this all possible
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Inventor. Sports enthusiast.
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Family man.
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Edgar Teller.
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[APPLAUDING]
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Thank you and
welcome, neighbors.
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You now have a friend
in the banking business.
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Unlike other automated
banking systems,
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you will grow to like
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and even look forward
to visiting
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Mr. Wilson.
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MARSHALL:
Dad said Mr. Wilson would
change the banking industry.
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And Things Incorporated,
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that's the company
he worked for,
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was going to test it
right here in Eerie.
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Please select a transaction,
Mr. Teller.
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Not only is he fast and
accurate like other ATM's,
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but Mr. Wilson is also
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warm, dependable and
trustworthy.
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Plus, he's
there for you,
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when you need him
24 hours a day.
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After all,
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ain't it good to know
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you got a friend?
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Thank you all for coming.
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MARSHALL:
Around here, good friends
are hard to fine,
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especially for a
kid like Simon.
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Too bad he didn't
have a bank account.
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SYNDI: Encore, Dad.
It was great.
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EDGAR:
I was hoping there would
have been a bigger crowd.
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EDGAR: How was I?
MARILYN: Oh, you're
a natural, dear
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Welcome, friend.
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Please enter
user identification number.
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S-I-M-O-N.
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Some friend.
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Knock, knock,
friend.
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You know, I programmed
Mr. Wilson to be
not unlike myself.
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So, his success has
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not only boosted the company
but a nice compliment my ego.
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I think this came out
of the Mr. Wilson.
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It's a real 20.
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You must be
mistake, Simon.
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Maybe somebody
dropped it.
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Keep it, kid.
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And scram.
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MARSHALL:
Everybody knows money
can't buy you happiness.
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But Simon was
about to find out
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money can buy you
big, big trouble.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARSHALL: It didn't take long
for Mr. Wilson to find out
what I already knew.
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In Eerie, people wanted
to be left alone.
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Who knows what
weird stuff they were upto.
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MR. WILSON:
Welcome, friend.
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MARSHALL:
Luckily for Mr. Wilson,
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Simon was more than willing
to make a new friend.
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SIMON: Yo, Wilson,
how's it going?
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Have a nice...a nice day.
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MARSHALL:
In New Jersey, we had the
usual convenience stores.
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We had a Stop and Snack,
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the Pic and Go,
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even a Save and Haul.
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But here in Eerie, we've
got The World O' Stuff.
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Place that invented
one stop shopping.
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The World O' Stuff is run by
a weired guy named Radford.
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Every time I saw him,
he was in a different disguise.
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I can't prove it,
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but I think he's in the
Witness Protection Program.
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MARSHALL:
The Sky Monster.
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Yeah, and like the
advertisement says boys,
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"Not just a
tennis shoe,
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ALL:
"It's a way of life."
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Hey, Marshall.
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Mr. Wilson told you
to have a nice day.
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Now, the payment,
Nicholas.
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Charge it, Radford.
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The name is Rolfe.
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Rolfe Schvimmer.
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MARSHALL: Nic,
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this should really
increase your hang time.
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NIC: Oh, yeah man.
I'll be getting up.
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What's hang time?
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Ah, dork, dude.
Oh, man.
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It's how high
you're getting up.
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So?
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Tomorrow's my birthday.
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My Dad said he was
gonna think about
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getting me a pair of
Sky Monsters too.
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Tool.
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Well, I'm starving man.
So let's get out of here.
Oh, me too, man.
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My big guts are
eating my little guts.
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Anybody want
something to eat?
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All right.
Yeah, my man!
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You can buy me
a jumbo ball
of chocolate milk balls.
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Milk balls.
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The balls that go moo.
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I'll get some for us.
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Marshall, my parents
went to the Congo for
a couple of months and
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left my brother
Ace in charge.
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You gotta come over.
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Plus, you guys should see
Ace's new girlfriend now.
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She's not a girl, she's...
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A woman.
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MARSHALL: There comes a time
when you should hang out
with guys your own age.
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Fortunately, Eddie and
Nic are about the best
Eerie has to offer.
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Hey, thanks for
the eats, kid.
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See you over there, Marshall.
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MARSHALL:
Thanks, Sport.
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MARSHALL: On the other hand,
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Simon is definitely the coolest
nine year old I ever met.
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For Nic and Eddie,
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Simon's coolness lasted
about as long as it takes
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to polish off a
bag of milk balls.
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Thanks for the chips, Simon,
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You got any of
your 20 left?
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No.
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King for a day.
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I didn't know
it was your birthday.
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It's not.
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I was just trying to
bug that guy Eddie.
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I don't think
he likes me.
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He's okay.
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He just doesn't
know you yet.
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So, let's do something.
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I think I'm gonna
catch up to those guys.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well,
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let me know if Ace's
girlfriend is a girl or a...
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lady.
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Okay.
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I guess I'll
go home then.
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MARSHALL: I felt bad.
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I just dusted off
my best buddy.
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But a man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
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Someday, Simon would
understand that.
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[PEOPLE ARGUING]
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SIMON:
* Takes one down
And passes it around
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* Eighty three bottles
Of beer on the wall
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* Take one down
And passes it around *
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Wish I had hang time.
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* Sixty two bottles of beer
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* Take one down,
Pass it around
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* Sixty one bottles
Of beer on the wall
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* Sixty one bottles
Of beer on the wall
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* Sixty one bottles of beer
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[HUMMING]
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Hello, friend.
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Please enter
user identification number.
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S-I-M-O-N.
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Hello, Simon.
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Nice to see...
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Nice to see you again.
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How are you?
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A. Fine.
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B. Pretty good.
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C.
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I've been better.
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Well, keep your chin up.
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Tomorrow's another day.
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Please select your
banking transaction.
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Huh?
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Help.
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Wait...
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Mr. Wilson...
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Oh, no.
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Remember, Simon,
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I'm here for you.
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Have a nice day,
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friend.
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MARSHALL: The very next day,
something strange happened.
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Simon got the first new pair
of sneakers of his life.
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And he paid cash.
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You're definitely
getting air, Simon.
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Oh, hi, guys.
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Hey, those are
Sky Monsters part two.
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With bubble soles.
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More than just a shoe.
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BOTH: "A sky walking machine."
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EDDIE:
Happy birthday, kid.
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NIC:
Yeah man, happy birthday.
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My hang time wasn't
what it should've been.
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Well boys, any
other requests?
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Mr. Radford...
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Uh... Steve...
Steve.
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What's the biggest size
ice cream you have?
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SIMON:
But the best birthday
present of all was he said,
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"Simon, you're such
a good kid and all."
[BURPS]
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You know how it is.
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"I'm going to
raise your allowance.
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"Have a nice day."
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Your dad said
have a nice day?
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Yup. That's my dad.
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EDDIE: So how much
is he giving you?
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SIMON:
I don't like to talk
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you know, numbers.
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You boys getting
enough to eat?
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Umm...
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You probably think this
will spoil my dinner.
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You'll eat every bite.
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Simon, I'm
making your favorite.
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Swedish chicken.
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Would you like
to come for dinner?
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Swedish what?
What are you guys
going to do?
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Oh, I don't know.
Hey, you got any more
of that allowance, dude?
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We're gonna
hang around here.
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NIC: Whoa! All right.
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Let's go inside, man.
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MARSHALL:
I couldn't believe Simon had
passed up Swedish chicken
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to hang out with
Nic and Eddie.
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Something was wrong.
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MARILYN:
Honey, did you write a check
you didn't tell me about?
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EDGAR: Uh, negative.
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Only four more
Brussels sprouts, eat.
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MARSHALL:
I had to find out what was
going on with Simon.
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But first I had to escape
from those Brussels sprouts.
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It's funny, only one customer
seems to be using Mr. Wilson.
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You know, maybe if I came up
with one of those catchy
slogans for Mr. Wilson,
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he would do
even more business.
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Overdrawn $240.
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Where does the money go?
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Mom?
Hmm?
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Can I be excused?
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I finished all my
Brussels sprouts.
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Sure.
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Mr. Wilson, he's better
than Brussels sprouts.
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Nah.
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ALL: No. No.
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MARSHALL:
Good luck Julie and Keifer?
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What kind of
birthday cake is that?
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SIMON:
I just got the
biggest cake they had.
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It was on special.
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I'm sorry I ditched you
the other day.
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Ace's girlfriend wasn't
a girl or a lady.
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She was lame.
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[LAUGHING]
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Sound like your mom and
dad are having a party.
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My mom's not home.
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Oh.
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So...
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Anything new
going on with you?
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Anything
exciting or cool?
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Anything...
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unusual?
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00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,121
I've been seeing
Mr. Wilson.
258
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,290
So that's how you're getting
the shoes and the ice cream.
259
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,559
How can Mr. Wilson do that?
260
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,494
You don't have
an access code.
261
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,363
You don't even
have a bank account.
262
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,932
I don't need one.
263
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,067
He likes me.
He can't like you.
264
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,036
He's a machine.
No, he's not.
265
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,406
He's my friend.
266
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,942
Wow! Hey...
267
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,143
Yeah!
268
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,946
MARSHALL: It was true.
269
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,049
While I'd been spending time
with guys my own age,
270
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,351
Simon and Mr. Wilson
had become pals.
271
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,419
Good pals.
272
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,856
Extremely good pals.
273
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,924
BOTH:
* One bottle of
Beer on the wall
274
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,826
* One bottle of beer
275
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,028
* Take one down,
Pass it around
276
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:19,366
* No bottles of
Beer on the wall *
277
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,069
I'd like to get to know you.
278
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,404
Please select
another transaction.
279
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,173
How'd you become
such good friends?
280
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,608
I could have been anything,
281
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,610
a radar gun,
282
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,013
a garage door opener,
283
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:36,549
but I wanted to
work with people.
284
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,051
Isn't he the greatest?
285
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:42,022
Simon, please may I
suggest a withdrawal?
286
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,559
A boy your day does have
expenses, you know.
287
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,429
Simon, I hate to be
the one to tell you this,
288
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,198
but we can get in
a heap of trouble.
289
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,468
All this money is got
to come from somewhere.
290
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,872
Mr. Wilson told me
he gets the money
from the big slurpee fund,
291
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,373
like all those
government guys.
292
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,342
You mean slush fund.
293
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,477
He said just think
of it as my allowance.
294
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:08,548
Simon, please go out
and have some fun.
295
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,451
And here's some for
your friends too.
296
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,121
MARSHALL: You got to admit,
297
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,024
Mr. Wilson was an
easy guy to like.
298
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,326
I'd never held $100 before.
299
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,899
Unfortunately, that's all
I could do, hold it.
300
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,668
Some how, spending all that
money just didn't feel right.
301
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,403
That didn't stop Simon.
302
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,626
To Simon, money was the
answer to all his problems.
303
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,329
Suddenly, he was cooler,
304
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,232
funnier, older.
305
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,701
Not that he spends
much on himself.
306
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,970
As far as I could tell,
307
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,605
all he bought was some clothes
and that pair of Sky Monsters.
308
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,508
But he sure loved
buying stuff
309
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,377
for Eddie and Nic
and the others.
310
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,080
Young kids, old kids.
311
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,016
All they had in common is
they wanted to be his friend
312
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,951
and spend his money.
313
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,019
Keep it.
314
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,054
Scram.
315
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,222
Hey, Marshall,
316
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,623
checkout my hang time.
317
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,127
MARSHALL:
He was flying.
318
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,628
But like they say,
319
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,430
what goes up,
320
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,032
must come down.
321
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,235
Use Hammerin when
you want to say
322
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,337
thank God I don't have
a headache anymore.
323
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,506
Now, here's tonight's news.
324
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,708
The fire department
had its hands full
325
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,410
with two engine
blazes today.
326
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,212
Problem is, we only
have one engine.
327
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,946
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
328
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,283
Hello.
329
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,485
Hi.
330
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,524
It's just phenomenal.
331
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:01,394
Mr. Wilson did
upwards of $40,000
in business
332
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,529
over the weekend.
333
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,999
Funny that it's all
withdrawals though.
334
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,402
Well...
335
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,404
Somebody out there
must like him.
336
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,173
Well, once the people
get to know him,
337
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,242
how could they help not
fall in love with him?
338
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,212
So, Mr. Wilson is,
you know, okay?
339
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,448
Perfecto, garcia.
340
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,749
Yeah, I'll get him.
Hold on.
341
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,652
It's Mr. Chisel.
342
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,323
Yes?
343
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,460
Big trouble?
344
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,032
I'll be there is
two minute, Mr. Chisel.
345
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,569
MARSHALL: I guess the rule is
346
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,737
if something's
too good to be true
347
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,440
then it's probably
too good to be true.
348
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,210
The rampant bankruptcy
all adds up to one thing,
349
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,045
folks, we're broke.
350
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,780
Busted. Flat outta cash.
351
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,648
Penniless. In the red.
352
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,250
Destitute. Overdrawn.
353
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,785
The well is dry.
354
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,288
MARSHALL:
I decided to follow dad.
355
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,092
It was time to find out
for myself what exactly
was going down.
356
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,227
POLICE: Over a million
Simoleans...
357
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,162
Gone.
358
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:12,599
There's going to be
a lot of unhappy bank
customers tomorrow morning.
359
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,567
Somebody's gotta pay.
360
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,504
CHISEL:
Let me just say that I will
co-operate in any way I can.
361
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,505
Thank you Mr. Chisel.
362
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,640
We will probably
lock you up for
a few nights
363
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,841
on general principle.
364
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,310
I understand.
365
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,081
See ya, Eddie,
366
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,483
I'm leaving Eerie's
banking needs in
Mr. Wilson's hands.
367
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,353
Stay tough.
368
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,260
Mr. Teller, we'll be
embarking on
369
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,330
a very through investigation
over the next few days.
370
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,498
Whoever is masterminding
this is a genius.
371
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,400
Excuse me?
372
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,870
Don't leave town,
Mr. Teller.
373
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,473
MARSHALL: There's trouble
and there's trouble.
374
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,109
Eating ice cream before
dinner is one thing,
375
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,545
but never had I been in the
kind of trouble where they'd
376
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,079
throw my dad in jail.
377
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,151
MR. WILSON:
See ya, boss.
378
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,853
Have a nice day.
379
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,492
[SIREN WAILING]
380
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,665
MARSHALL: I had no idea
just how friendly Mr. Wilson
could get
381
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,133
with other people's money.
382
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,735
The entire town of
Eerie was overdrawn.
383
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,338
Even the World O' Stuff
was out of stuff.
384
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,773
Everybody was broke.
385
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,875
Everybody but Simon.
386
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,511
James, take these
babes shopping.
387
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,416
Hey Simon,
we gotta talk.
388
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,321
You guys go ahead.
389
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,357
Bye-bye.
390
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,794
What?
391
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,196
What is it?
392
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,530
We gotta give
the money back.
393
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,798
What're you
talking about?
394
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,533
You heard Mr. Wilson.
395
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,901
It's all from
the flush fund.
396
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,336
Slush fund, Simon.
397
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,438
And it's not from
a slush fund.
398
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,173
It's from other
people's accounts.
399
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,775
If you're rich,
it's because
somebody else is poor.
400
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,878
It won't be long before
someone figures out
where the money went.
401
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,781
The money is just
Mr. Wilson's way
of being a friend.
402
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,683
I know he's
your friend, Simon.
403
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,952
But if that money isn't
back by morning,
404
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,555
they're gonna pull the
plug on Mr. Wilson.
405
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,324
They're gonna
arrest my dad.
406
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,792
Come on.
407
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,595
What's the matter?
408
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,597
I don't know.
409
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,534
I don't want to go back to
being regular, old Simon.
410
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,836
I like regular,
old Simon.
411
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,604
I mean, look at you.
412
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,739
The way you act.
413
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,208
These clothes.
414
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,976
We used to hate
guys like this.
415
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,978
But I got all these
new friends now.
416
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,547
No you don't.
417
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,215
Hey, Nic.
Huh?
418
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,284
What's this guy's name?
419
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,652
Dude, what,
are you kiddin'?
420
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,819
It's my old pal
moneybags.
421
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,389
No, really.
422
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,358
What's his real name?
423
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,625
Hey, I don't know.
424
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,994
I forgot too, man.
425
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,329
It slipped my mind.
426
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,465
I'm Simon.
427
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,233
Simon...
NIC: That's cool man. I knew it.
428
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,308
MARSHALL:
We had no choice but to stuff
429
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,809
and lick a
deposit envelope
430
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,445
for every man, woman
and child in Eerie.
431
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,414
Simon would
never be the same.
432
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,915
Neither will my tongue.
433
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,555
Simon, where
have you been?
434
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,657
You know how
lonely I get.
435
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,459
We brought you
something, Mr. Wilson.
436
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,995
Oh, you shouldn't have.
437
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,897
Well, I've got
something for you.
438
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,766
Select a transaction, please.
439
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,702
Deposit?
440
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,507
You made a mistake.
441
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,574
Try again.
442
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,676
No mistake,
Mr. Wilson.
443
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,712
We're giving back
all the money.
444
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,880
I'm sorry.
445
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,317
Wait Simon, you can't
do this to me.
446
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,718
Simon...
447
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,923
Simon...
448
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,458
We're hurting
his feelings.
449
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,792
He doesn't
have feelings.
450
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,794
Oh, yes, I do.
451
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,964
I thought we were friends.
452
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,734
You don't have to
give me money
to be your friend.
453
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,636
Wait...
454
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,970
Simon...
455
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,607
Why...are...you...
456
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,344
hurting me...
like this?
457
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,612
Simon.
458
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,649
Talk to me, Simon.
459
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,887
* One hundred bottles
Of beer on the wall
460
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,590
* One hundred
Bottles of beer
461
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,693
* Take one down,
Pass it around
462
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,495
* 99 bottles of
Beer on the wall *
463
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,096
MARSHALL:
It started to
make sense.
464
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,666
The more money we
put back into Mr. Wilson,
465
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,968
the more he acted
like a teller machine,
466
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,937
until almost nothing was
left of Simon's friend.
467
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:49,476
* 98 bottles of
Beer on the wall
468
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,579
* Five bottles of beer
469
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,381
SIMON: I hate doing this.
470
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,350
MARSHALL:
It probably went back
to the very first day.
471
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,920
No one but Simon would
treat a teller machine
like a real person.
472
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,723
I guess you gotta find
friends wherever you can.
473
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,827
I'm not a...machine.
474
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,029
Goodbye, Mr. Wilson.
475
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,813
MARSHALL: Mr. Wilson was never
the same after we
returned all the money.
476
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,448
Dad called it a short.
477
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,116
I called it
a nervous breakdown.
478
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,552
Even though Mr. Chisel
was cleared on all
counts of bank fraud,
479
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:09,489
a judge sentenced him
to 1,000 hours of
community service.
480
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,658
Just in case.
481
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:14,961
The least I could do was
make sure that Simon got to
have a real birthday party,
482
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:18,064
with his name on the
cake and everything.
483
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,132
Dad seems a lot happier now.
484
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,769
He says Mr. Wilson was
ahead of his time.
485
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:26,573
And even though Mr. Wilson
didn't change the way
Eerie did banking,
486
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,442
he did change the
way Simon and I
thought about stuff.
487
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,811
SIMON:
You know what's weird?
488
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,546
MARSHALL:
Bedsides Eerie?
489
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,616
They always tell you
you can't buy friends.
490
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,518
But I think you can.
491
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,153
You know, guys like
Nic and Eddie.
492
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,923
But it's like buying
expensive tennis shoes.
493
00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:47,660
They cost
way too much
494
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,929
and they don't
last very long.
495
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,664
Hmm. Can I use that?
496
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,877
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