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[CHA HUN]

[YOON CHAE-KYUNG]

[JOO JONG-HYUK]

[OH JINSEOK / JEONG BIN]

[PARK SO-EUN]

[WOOF & MEOW - DO YOU LOVE ME?]

[EP 6. LOOK AT ME WHEN I WAG MY TAIL]

What do we do now?

We can wait.

They'll open it tomorrow.

What?

You'll spend the night here?

You must be crazy.

What are you thinking?

You can stay on that side, and I here.

Don't come close, okay?

I do have certain boundaries, too.

Whatever.

Have one.

You must be thirsty.

I'm sorry.

I'm pretty direct with my words.

That's a good thing.

Look.

Yeah. What is it?

Umm,

so,

Don't give me that look.

I just felt my heart flutter.

So, your heart did flutter, right?

- Come on. - You don't have to answer.

Stop asking.

You made my heart flutter a bit just now.

The weather's so nice.

Huh?

- What? - I think somebody's there.

Really?

There are people here!

Open the door!

- On the rooftop? - Yes!

So, she likes you but won't date you…

Okay.

What's going on?

We'll go with "Plan Daddy Long Legs".

You'll just keep your eye on her and wait.

I've always been doing that.

You can't just stay idle, though. You still have to get her attention.

You'll wait for the right time, and then, "Boom!"

Okay.

The three things she told you not to do,

the cheesy look,

biting on your lips,

and smiling with teeth. Make sure you do those.

Why?

Because that's what she finds attractive in you.

Okay, okay.

We need more…

You need a sense of humor.

You have to make her laugh.

The man tells a joke, and the girl laughs.

That's always a good sign in romance.

Boo! Just like that?

What was that?

No!

The girl will lose interest right away!

Okay?

This is hard.

That's not what I meant by "sense of humor".

The secret to humor lies in listening.

Listen to her and find what'll work for her.

And when you can't seem to find any,

you can focus more on reacting.

Remember that good reaction is also necessary.

Do as I do.

Nice.

What was that sound you made by the way?

That was deer sound.

- Huh? - The sound that deer make.

Do deer really sound like that?

You didn't know?

Why would they?

When they're hurt, maybe?

We have to shoot for an endorsement. Are you free tomorrow or the day after?

Why are you smiling?

Do you find anything funny?

What you just said. It makes me smile.

The thing about the endorsement video?

Yeah.

Okay, then. You can go in. Han-gyeol is waiting for you.

Okay.

Ha-jun!

Could you relax a little?

Is it awkward?

Yeah.

Should we go again?

Just act naturally. Pretend we're not here.

Okay.

Ha-jun.

Awkward again?

Yeah. You're like a zombie.

You have to make her laugh.

The man tells a joke, the girl laughs. That's always a good sign in romance.

Hey!

Oh, my God.

Did that really work?

Amazing!

- Bravo. - This is a great sign.

- Really? - Of course, it is.

I'm proud of you.

One professor Jeffrey Well at the University of Kansas

wrote in a study that

couples who share the same sense of humor tend to last longer.

That means, the sense of homor

is what helps you start a relationship and keep it going.

Keep that in mind.

- Yes! - That's the spirit!

Now, let's move on.

We are on the next level.

Da-dum.

Let's learn about expressing your feelings.

- Okay! - Good!

Imagine you ran into her.

Be natural. Go.

Do you have an appointment today?

No, I don't have any today.

What?

You need to focus!

You're biting on your lips.

Keep it casual and natural, and say the word.

You look really nice today.

Almost there!

Done!

Did you see that?

Words like that create a wave in a girl's heart.

A wave of euphoria.

Euphoria.

Euphoria. Euphoria.

Euphoria.

Quite some harmony! Good one!

This is what I'm talking about.

Are we making a zombie movie?

Almost half of it is just zombie dance.

Should we go for a zombie movie?

That's not happening.

And you.

Why do you keep laughing? That's why he keeps doing it.

It was cute.

It might even be a hit on the internet.

A zombie that feeds dogs.

You think so?

Huh?

[ASSHOLE]

Is that your ex?

He's been calling me for two days, begging to meet up.

What the heck? That asshole still hasn't learned his lesson?

You didn't block his number?

I did.

Then he called with another number.

I thought it wouldn't work to block him, so I just saved it as "asshole".

This is my revenge.

You call that a revenge?

I'm getting coffee. Want some, too?

Yes.

2 shots, extra ice?

Wrong.

I'll come with.

We're almost done with bidding,

and if we just have the investment,

- we can start selling right away. - He's sexy.

[HAN-GYEOL] This guy's a catch. We'll get the views.

[GI-NAM] Do-hui, I'm at the hospital,

and I need a guardian. Can you come?

Look! I'm not lying.

I need somebody to sign the consent form.

You're kidding me.

[HA-JUN] I have something to ask.

When is the show airing?

2 weeks later, on Friday, at 7:00 PM.

[GI-NAM] I really need a guardian for the surgery.

And both my parents are in the US.

No way.

[HA-JUN]

The asshole's at the hospital and needs a guardian.

I should go, right?

You sent it to the wrong person.

No!

I'm an idiot!

[HA-JUN] I'm sorry.

It was meant for Han-gyeol.

Now that you know about this,

could you help me just one more time?

Did you see my text?

What kind of help?

So,

what you did last time.

Can you pretend to be

my boyfriend again?

May I ask why?

It's…

I think he doesn't believe I have a boyfriend.

Is he still calling you?

Yes.

- So, just this once. - When?

Tomorrow at 6 PM.

He's at Ba-reum hospital across--

If I don't go, will you go by yourself?

He's hurt and needs help.

I'm sorry.

I'm busy tomorrow.

No.

Don't apologize.

I was rude to even ask.

Bye.

I smell something.

What is this ominous smell?

What's wrong?

Did you have a tough day?

[4:30 PM]

Why isn't he coming?

Taking forever.

I'm so nervous.

What took you so long?

And

what's with your hair?

It's my brother's, and I had to sneak out.

Can I have that water?

Sure.

I'll do it. You should change.

Thanks.

Are you staying here?

What?

Go rescue her like in a movie.

Get what I mean?

I don't understand.

Come on.

You suit up,

walk up to her, grab her hand, and say

"I'm her boyfriend."

"Give her any more trouble and see what happens!"

No.

This is what you say.

You grab her hand and go,

"Let's go, baby."

Stop talking nonsense.

- I'm going. - Okay.

Ha-jun!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

You can do this!

Let's go!

♫ I'm loving this feeling ♫

♫ This is so good ♫

♫ This feels so good now that I've met you ♫

[WOOF & MEOW CINEMA / FEAT. CALMING SIGNAL]

You know what my shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material.

What?

He's so funny.

I don't want to hear any more.

Do-hui,

you must be made of copper and tellurium.

Because you're "C.U.T.E."

Did you just come out of the oven?

Because you're super "hot".

Where did he dig up those jokes?

All that matters is that they're funny.

Girls don't just like funny guys.

What then?

They like

guys that make them smile.

Oh,

like me?

You're just a clown.

[WOOF & MEOW - DO YOU LOVE ME?]