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Dinner!

Mom, children!

Dinner!

In a minute.

Not immediately, but now. I count to five.

One...

Two...

Three...

It had to be cut into pieces.

What would mom like to drink? Mints, teas?

Come on, my little bubble.

My little mutants.

Boїenka! Aha, there you are.

But you look beautiful in green! It highlights these eyes so beautifully.

Listen... There's a little thing.

Chodџ, bo siк spуџnimy.

Wait. You can be late if there is a good reason.

And that's probably a good reason.

Honey, really. This isn't funny.

- This is a requested dinner. - So what?

Juї.

Grzesiek, are you there?

- Come on? - Come on? Shall we go?

- Grzesiek! - What?

Spуџnimy siк.

Do you think this will be good?

Two hundred? It must be good.

- Wouldn't a book be better? - I don't think it would be any better.

- She's probably demanding, isn't she? - Rather annoying.

- Okay, but you're talking. - Not you.

- You. - Not you.

- No weџ... - No biorк.

Zoњka!

Huh?

- Where are you going exactly? - To Zuza.

Are you going to Kamil's again?

No, I'm not going.

- You are harming yourself by lying. - Jeez, get off me!

We're going to the city and maybe we'll meet Kamil. Easy.

- And what will you do? - Spend time together. Together.

A to?

- Magda. - Then how come they are in your backpack?

You're harming yourself by searching my backpack.

- I can't stand it! - And vice versa.

How's the sauce?

Nice clothes. Where are you coming from?

It's hard to raise children on Skype.

I added the Valpolicella you brought.

Tomek, fuck, react!

- Will you try? - Do you hear that?

- What? - I don't want to be a grandmother yet.

- But he has condoms. - You had it too. In the pocket.

Eat, Grzesiu, no.

- This is probably here, right? - Here?

Yes, here.

No!

Damn.

Sorry.

Well, a little bit...

Look at the road.

What kind of guy posts two selfies a day?

- You're prejudiced. - NO. I just don't like him.

- Zosia is supposed to like him. - You don't like him either.

Your father doesn't like me. And what? Did he stop you?

Unfortunately not.

Ice cream in Pisa.

- Show. - Some old dude.

Or maybe it's just a photo like that. Maybe it ages him.

- Does it make me look old too? - You always look 20 years old.

What do you mean?

Hello!

Thanks very much. - There were no places anyway.

Homemade.

How I wish I had time for such things!

It's beautiful. I can't stop looking at it.

- Would you also like to live in a palace? - I'm just saying, nice.

If you earn in euros, you can afford it.

Buongiorno! This is my Ola.

- Ola. - Eve. Hello.

- Beautiful flower. - Mandala.

Co?

Mandala. It shows the bindu center - the union of female and male forces.

Integration of soul and body.

Speaking of integration - a better one, for renovation,

so that your tiles don't crack.

What a beautiful boy!

Made in Italy?

- Moccasins, turtleneck. - Good good...

- Hi. - Tomuњ.

- Well, let me show you these palaces. - Well, you're welcome.

- What do I look like? - Very good indeed.

You can see that everything is well thought out and done with care. Cool.

Staraiam sik.

Staraliњmy sik.

- Where's the TV? - I don't think we're buying it.

Tomek doesn't watch it, I watch it more often in Bologna than here.

- Then why do you need a living room? - Charu!

Trump?

No, the view is truly perfect.

What was it like?

You buy a green oasis and end up in a concrete...

Ass.

Here, Tomek has prepared a special museum exhibition.

Okay...

- Please. - Thank you.

The curator allowed me to use the space free of charge and I took advantage of it.

- Are you playing? - A little.

He is a trained musician.

- And this one... - Wojtek.

- He'll come with a new girlfriend. - From the stars.

- Did he come back to Magda? - What are you.

- This is from now on. - They've been together for a long time.

- About four months. - Officially.

- Officially? Meaning? - Officially.

- Ask them informally. - How so?

- Czarek! - What about "Czarek"? I have no idea.

I don't know either.

They just didn't flaunt it that way.

- He was having an affair. - Well, that's not the case.

It's more like a lack of sync between the end and the beginning.

But you knew?

- NO. - NO.

- Men won't say anything anyway. - Some questions are better not asked.

If Ewa was cheating on me, I wouldn't want to know.

And I would like to.

He brought one over two weeks ago.

She introduced herself: Agata, 33 years old. Food technician.

Such a pretty brunette.

- Large air tank. - Not tall.

But she had a penis. He's making fun of you.

Of course it's balls. She was tall enough.

More wine?

But by the way, I'm not surprised about Wojtek.

Do you remember?

“Loczek, at your age

Should you be doing something more serious than teaching tricks?"

"Loczek, how can you not have a vacation planned in November?"

I would have strangled her with those curls on the second day.

“Ania, you look so bad!

Are you sick or just tired?”

You didn't like her, but you were friends?

Who says we're friends? She was there, because she was there.

We're more used to it this way.

Open.

Speak of the devil.

And imagine that he brings Magda, only worse.

But how is it worse?

A MILF, for example.

- What is "milfa"? - Old ass.

- Why us? - Speak for yourself. I feel young.

You even look young.

But wait.

- What do we do when a "milfa" comes in here? - How so?

- "Honey, hello!" - You say he has a nice mustache.

Id№.

Tomatoes!

Come on? The set was.

Two wines and that monkey face.

- Very nice face. - Hello, Ania.

Ty, morduchna.

Where's the woman? Was she left in the elevator?

Goska apologizes to you very much. She got sick.

- Something serious? - Bacterial sore throat.

Antibiotic. Yesterday it was better, today it was worse.

There's a plague with these viruses.

"Loczek, give me some tea."

So what?

Can I stay solo or was the invitation only for couples?

Goska couldn't wait to meet you.

When I was going to meet you, I wanted to run away three times.

Come on?

Fortunately, I was drawn to my Fred Flintstone.

What were you afraid of?

You know. He - a businessman, I - a free soul.

- How? - Well, I'm with him for the money.

In fact, this report is a joke.

Prank?

- Deviation even. - I haven't seen anything like that.

This is about something more serious than money. No, Tomek?

What would you call it?

I'm all ears.

Well... Let's joke!

You are our favorite Czarka girl.

The one we didn't worry about because they postponed making millions.

for the time when he chooses a partner, so that no one will deceive him.

- And there were a few of them. - I see.

Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

Paulo Coelho.

The Dalai Lama.

O!

Well, when there is love, it's time for millions.

This is a very good sequence.

How's the breeding going?

- Did I miss something? - Nothing interesting in my opinion.

- Love outsmarted money. - Now I'm curious.

- There. - Can I tell you?

Listen, this is a script for a dog romantic comedy.

Princess Boїena - I remind you: champion, blue blood.

Descendant of Fifo from Boston Podlasie and Costa from the Valley of Love.

These are the best lines of Boston Terriers in Poland.

Bozenka is two years old and it's time to breed her.

Charming...

Cezary organizes professional mating.

Selects the best candidate. The puppies after them are 4,000. piece.

Minimum.

The date begins. God's lover bites and runs away.

- Well, there's no chemistry. - And?

We're coming back. I won't force her. It's just a dog. female dog.

Tell me what's next.

I give her the usual food. She's getting so fat.

I ask her normally: "Bozenka, what the fuck is it?"

She nothing. Her ass is only getting bigger.

And they are born. Very sweet. He sold them all in two weeks.

Nieџle. I?

And they are growing, but to my eye it seems a bit more strange.

Similar to a deer.

- But the little deer are super cute. - Sweet.

Only few people want to walk with a deer on a leash.

And so it began. Telephones...

Because the Boston Terriers didn't want to get out of this mess.

So yes.

I had to give my money back once and apologize twice.

Apologizing was even worse.

And we have five dogs that sleep, pee and play over and over again.

- And you still love him? - What, should I take him to a shelter?

For my life.

So...

“Thicker, harder. Do you want to enlarge your penis by 7.5 centimeters?”

- Hey, it's not my phone. - Give it to me.

Sorry. Myњlaіem, їe mуj.

You should have different cases.

- Wojtuњ. Thicker and harder? - I'm about to puke.

You shouldn't have read it.

Why do you want to enlarge your penis by 7.5 cm?

I wish he had 8.5.

I think I should shorten it. You never get spam?

Never.

Show me your phone. There's definitely something to laugh about.

- Leave. - You were messing with mine.

By chance!

To be fair, show Wojtek one text message.

The world is not fair.

Or maybe Grzesiek has something to hide?

I don't like messing with my phone.

- Nobody likes that. - We're relaxed.

He won't let you rummage through his phone.

Would you let me?

Clearly.

Have you ever had someone rummage through your phone on purpose?

Seriously? Never?

Honestly, never.

It's enough that Wojtek's wife rummaged through his phone once.

- So what? - And they got divorced.

How can you get divorced over one text message?

Grzesiu, and you showed her a text message from the one... The one you showed me.

Do you want to see? If you want to see it, you have it.

Weџ, no...

Maybe it's better not to check sometimes.

- I would check. - Me?

Not you. Tomek.

You're welcome.

Or maybe we'll actually read each other's text messages?

Are you afraid?

What?

After all, we have nothing to hide.

I don't have it either.

What kind of sick idea is this anyway?

-Who's going to smoke? - I'm throwing.

Pedaі.

Just bush, honey.

What? You don't have it again?

- Then I'll buy it. - Yes, you will buy...

Have you ever bought cigarettes?

But here they did a Saigon.

Look how they go crazy.

After they found the puzzle from the uprising, they started working three shifts.

Puzzle?

They dug up skeletons from the war.

Instead, pour concrete in the hole and be done with it.

Fuck you, Czarek.

We keep talking about the same things, and the corpse doesn't care where it lies.

Such remains must be dug up and buried solemnly and respectfully.

Not into concrete and pretending nothing happened.

You, but how much can you do?

Until the end.

This Olka is awesome, isn't she?

Well... She's cool.

- Nice. - Fuck off.

Precisely beautiful.

We've been together for a month, and it's as if we met yesterday.

-Uuu! -Co “uuu”?

He makes breakfast.

We make lunchboxes for Czarek at work so that he doesn't eat this crap in the city.

Cooks?

- Mhm. - Cooks.

Well... He cuts it, peels it.

But he's changed in these three months, hasn't he?

Three months?

- Damn, how time flies. - Yeah.

But it's cool.

Is this soup made of meat?

Well, on what?

- And you're welcome. - Pop!

Peak.

And please.

In two years they will both be fine.

And then, if they're lucky, they'll move on to a complete relationship,

where is passion, commitment.

But at any moment they may burn out and they will remain in an empty relationship,

bound forever and ever by common loans.

Fortunately, divorce was invented.

- What are you talking about? - We're worried about you.

- What? - It'll break your heart.

- Oh, honey. Will you eat mine? - I'll eat you.

Come on, it's getting cold.

So what? Grams?

But are you serious? Is this stupid idea still valid?

- Why not? - You're welcome. Mine is here.

Leave those phones alone. Can't you eat dinner in peace?

Grzesiu always puts his phone face down.

Don't put it like that, it will scratch the glass.

And such an exchange amounts to several hundred.

Okay, honey, don't change the subject. Please.

I have no secrets.

And I'm only interested in one secret.

Where did they hide the whiskey we brought?

First the phone. Here's mine.

But what does this mean?

We read aloud the messages that arrive on our phones.

And the conversations?

We answer on loudspeaker.

Grzesiu?

Listen, this is super stupid.

Can't we drink like cultured people?

You guys are fucked up.

Hello, elders.

Hello, baby.

But you never. Beautiful and young forever.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

What are you lending her?

Mom, I know you stopped at "Our Jade",

but he is one of the greatest American writers.

And besides, it's not about sex,

only about passions and identity crises.

- Lend it to me then. - And what do you need it for?

I'll cook soup for you with it. Can I read or not?

If you have time.

What's up, Zosinek?

Have mercy on me.

This.

Can you give me some money?

Yes. Sure.

I don't have cash.

Okay, calm down.

But I don't have cash.

Nice girl. She takes after her mother's beauty.

- And from my aunt. - From my godfather, I guess.

Oh, there's the first text message.

"I want your body."

What the fuck is this?

- So what is it? - But this is a mistake.

So why does this mistake want your body?

I don't know. I don't know.

Pick it up and you'll find out.

Halo?

Halo?

Hello? Who there?

Hello, who's speaking? Yeah?

This isn't funny! Hello?!

Your bad conscience.

Fuck off!

"Hello, who's speaking? This isn't funny."

Dad, this isn't a toy.

Sorry.

- At least say goodbye. - I'll say goodbye at least.

Well!

You know what... - She's not always like that.

I'll take it.

- It's usually worse. - What are you saying?

At this age it's normal.

- I wasn't like that. - In life.

He wanted to be an altar boy, he was only interested in literature.

Romances, crime stories.

- Okay, get off me. - He drank, smoked and had fun.

Do you think it's hereditary?

What, are you trying?

So let's raise a toast to the couple at the table who are having a good life.

Come on?

Then all I need is potatoes and meat for dinner.

There is no dinner without meat and potatoes.

- And is it? - There aren't.

Let's raise a toast to children who give meaning to our lives.

No, this toast sucks.

What? Do people without children have a worse life?

To give meaning to life, should I buy a kid at the market?

Everyone can do this baby.

You knock someone or someone knocks you and you're in a job for life.

You fit perfectly into the typical life pattern.

I can't imagine not having children.

Because it's a great thing, but it can't be forced.

- There are various reasons. - I'd like to meet yours.

But what are you talking about anyway? What compulsion?

I don't understand what you're saying. Life is not black and white.

You don't have to be a full-time parent.

- Even sometimes when you have children, you... - You don't have them.

A married couple that... has children does not need angels.

I read it on crisps.

Ola now buys me such smart and healthy crisps.

- You remembered it beautifully. - You convinced me.

Supposedly, couples without children are happier.

But they are also less durable. But durability is not happiness.

For me, giving birth to a child is something beautiful and natural.

Then we'll talk when he hates you!

Lady mother.

“Grześ, son. I'm dying again."

- "Money is"... - Are you really having fun with this?

- Grześ, don't answer. - You wanted it.

Yes, Mommy? Hello, I'm here.

I'm short of breath.

You're short of breath, aren't you?

- I'm short of breath. - Yes, I am, I am.

Are you short of breath?

That's my position.

He calls five times a day.

Soon. I don't know.

But what's happening?

Finishing on the topic of children: you fall in love, you get married,

you buy an apartment and have a child.

And it's fantastic.

Then you don't have time to enjoy it,

because you work to earn it and you become a walking ATM.

And I feel like a machine for serving meals.

But it doesn't bother me, because I really like my...our daughter.

Just. As a human being.

And I regret that we don't have more children.

I see. Then maybe drink some water.

I like my boyfriends too. No, I love them.

And when you put them to sleep, they cuddle,

they say you are the best mom in the world.

- There's nothing sweeter. - Bye. Bye.

I really like being a mom, I just wish Grzesiek...

My ear is itchy. Who's gossiping about me?

- If it's a left one, it's good. - How about both?

- No soap. - Oh Jesus, what a biscuit!

O Jezu, no...

What should I do?

Press green and then speaker.

- Hello, Magda. - Hello, Loczek.

Hello, Madzia. You are on speakerphone.

Why on speakerphone?

Well, on speakerphone.

- Off - I can't.

- Why can't you? - Yeah...

Madzia, I can't. I'm having dinner at Ewa and Tomek's.

We play this game.

Hello, Magda.

Hello everyone!

Wojtuњ, I have... Well, because of Puіtusk.

I told you: I don't want to work in Puіtusk.

Well, let's call you whenever you want. Bye.

Wait a minute. Break.

Three questions for the leading father.

"Magda" and three hearts?

And how long should it be?

- Zero? - Less than zero. This is your ex.

Or maybe you didn't manage to switch it?

I wouldn't know how to do it.

Magda just calls you?

- Why shouldn't he call? - She left you. Zo-sta-wi-іa.

- Hello? Is there a pilot coming with us? - Maybe they forgave each other?

- What did they do? - There are some rules, I guess.

There must be something to do with exes.

- Why are you suddenly so principled? - Maybe you'll ask Wojtek?

Have you forgiven yourself?

This is a process.

And the third question?

I see. What is this work about?

- Prac№? How№? - Srak№.

I got an offer at the primary school in Puіtusk.

Magda says it's worth a try.

- Is not far away. - NO. 63 km from my house.

Eat this way five days a week.

I understand that you have a bunch of suggestions here?

And why exactly did they fire you?

They did not extend the contract. This is normal procedure.

And what do you do?

Can't you see? He teaches PE.

Charu!

Sorry.

And they fired you because...

- They didn't give a reason. - Why didn't they give a reason?

There are some employee rights.

Come on. Come on. It's not all that simple.

But did they say something?

You could say

that they were unable to accept me.

Would you accept yourself? A gym teacher who can't see his own knees.

Basia, Basia.

Basia?

- Hello, honey. How are you feeling? - All right.

But were they?

- No topic. I'm eating dinner. - But how do you feel after the surgery?

Basia, I can't talk because I'm having dinner with friends.

But how does collagen work on this scar?

It works. I'll call you tomorrow. I'm sitting at the table and talking. All right?

All right. Call.

No, pa.

Bye bye.

What...

What scars?

No, I had it there... Just a minor procedure.

Procedure?

Nothing serious.

Eve.

Intervention under the pectoral muscle.

I say nothing serious. Nonsense, yeah.

Have you had a tumor?

No, what tumor? Ania, what about you?

I made myself...

Breast surgery.

- What? - "What?" Tits! "What?"

Stop looking at me like I'm an alien.

Tomek, what about this pasta?

Eve.

When did you do it?

Does something like that hurt?

It's not the most pleasant thing in the world.

Okay, let me show you.

- Come on! - Come on, show me!

Additional!

- That's great! I envy you. - Do that too.

- Grzesiek won't spend that much on me. - I'll spend it.

Sister... It's a waste of money on me.

Stop. Don't think about yourself like that at all.

You look beautiful with those bangs. Well, look.

Do you think they noticed at all?

This is mine!

889 765 832.

Shave your head once, maybe he'll notice.

- Anka! - Idk!

Halo?

Halo?

To oddzwoс.

I don't know who it was. Who's calling at this time?

Who is that?

Not who, but what. Such an application. Virtual trainer.

Three, two, one. Go!

Awesome!

Apparently in 12 weeks...

you can lose 8 to 12 kilos.

- You have to now? - Always like a beep.

Even at the table?

- Even if there's movement...? - Even.

I also want to lose weight. This is great. Wait.

How do you do that?

- Oh! I'm terribly sorry! - There's nothing wrong with that.

- Screw it. - Come on, but.

Go, otherwise he won't come off.

Ewa, be careful, or there will be a stain.

- Come on, come on. - Buckle up, buckle up.

No. Zapalimy?

O!

It's good, because I'll change.

Czarek. Czarek.

Czarek. Cezary! Will I be left alone?

Eva...

Fucking virtual trainer.

Dude, you have to help me.

In what?

Well, this game...

- I have... - What do you have?

No... Koleїankк.

- Koleїankк? - Mhm.

Who sometimes sends me a photo.

No...

It means - we talk well

and every day around 10 p.m. she sends me a photo.

- Photo? - Photo. Your№.

No i?

We have the same phones.

Oh fuck no.

But what do you care about? We'll trade for photo time.

Photo - tick. And we will change.

- And I dostank that zdjkcie. - You are alone.

And Gosia?

- Exactly. You'll say it's Goska. - NO. I don't want to do that.

Do you think I wanted to mess around with this?

I said "no" once, twice and you forced me.

- Come on in. - Grzesiek: N, I, E. Fuck, no!

Thanks, man. A friend in crisis...

You won't help in a crisis situation.

- Let me eat. - At my expense?

Well, I wonder where you will come to PlayStation,

If Anka kicks me out of the house.

Seriously, pagan... It means to use...

Olcia and I decided that we would produce cheese.

Cheese. The ecological ones.

Ripening. Various things like that.

And the thing is, first of all, we need...

An ecological certificate so that the cheeses are certified, EU.

And not something like that.

This is actually a great investment,

because later you can franchise the recipe.

You should also think about some supplement to your pension.

I mean - in Poland. In the country.

Come on?

And these photos are... aren't they weird?

What are you? Yesterday she sent me a pajamas with Reksio.

With Reksio?

Come on, Reksiem, fuck.

So how? What, Wojtas?

Come on, it's cold.

Dude, come on.

You don't want this.

What are these tubes for?

Tomatoes, pecorino and bakіaїanik.

But it's hard.

- So what about this certificate? - What certificate?

- Czarek's investment plans. - And Oluni.

Cheese?

I'm telling you, this is a risk-free business.

Nothing fancy, but it's an idea.

- Unless their goats start dying. - Grzesiek!

Vaccinations are appropriate for this.

How much does a goat like that cost?

All together 20 thousand. Gross.

So what are these goats made of?

- Sounds reasonable. - For those who earn in euro.

And who stops you from earning money?

SMS!

Confirmation of the transaction.

What transaction?

36,40. Pіatnoњж card№.

- Have you lost your card? - NO.

This needs to be blocked before the account is wiped out!

- Zoњce daіem. - Will you give him a card?

I didn't have any cash.

I didn't have cash, so I gave her a card. Nothing more.

And don't you wonder what he spends 36.50 on at this time?

- 36.40. - NO.

- She bought alcohol on the bank. - But honey...

After all, she is a teenager.

Think back to when you were her age.

Balance jest pod kresk№.

- How much? - Almost 30 pieces.

- Sorry, sorry. - Fat.

- Are you spending more than you have? - Do we spend it?

Because I bought a set that makes it possible

listening to music in every room.

In the living room, in the room, in the shower.

Not only that. Attention.

Each of us can listen to what he likes at the same time.

Thanks to this, I can also, for example, direct the light.

O!

I can give the fish light...

Just one and a half of the goat certificate went to the speakers.

- So you can't borrow it? - Tom, should we borrow one?

We have?

Don't worry. After all, we'll manage somehow differently.

So you can't afford such a life either.

- I can, no? - Control yourself.

Okay, I could have checked it with you,

but you know what I am like.

Me and money. I'm only worse when it comes to deadlines.

Czarek, SMS from Їaneta. "Call me back."

As usual.

Uuu! Czuж napiкcie.

Something is finally starting to happen.

I have to disappoint you.

Їanetka is a corporate dispatcher,

who has the gift of calling at the worst moment.

This one got sick, this one got a flat tire,

and Czaruњ - drop everything and save the world.

"Corner њw. Boniface and Sobieski, in five minutes.

"Instruction: load the dishwasher.

In the bedroom in five minutes. Entrance through the tunnel.

Maybe let's check?

No, listen. I'm asking you.

- She'll put him on duty. - The rules are the same for everyone.

I know, okay, but let's make an exception.

Because Czarek will have to lie that he has the stomach flu or something else.

We won't call back and we won't lie.

A lie like that is not a lie.

And what?

Who is that?

Janek about football.

- Janek about football. - Are you playing tomorrow?

It looks like so.

- I didn't get it. - You'll probably get it soon.

You probably don't have reception.

Are you playing without him?

I'm not organizing it, Janek is. You know how he is.

- What? - Incomprehensible.

- Absentminded. - Maybe he forgot.

- Come over, won't you? - At most, we will exchange.

Do you call him when you're missing a goalkeeper?

What are you!

Well, I hope so.

They get dark until their ears smoke.

Czarek!

- I lied so I wouldn't feel sorry. -Aren't you sad now?

It is because I found out. And I'd rather not know.

Do you think I don't know that I've lost some speed?

I know. I'm fat.

- NO! What are you! - Wojtek!

There is Wojtek the athlete and Wojtek the sportsman in me. The second one wins.

- But you downloaded this app. - I want to change it.

Whose is this?

Oven. I invite you to the kitchen.

- Are you finished yet? - Pour some water.

No.

- Where do you put it? -Another one.

Signore e signori, lemon tart!

But you're doing fine with her!

- He doesn't like it. - I like cakes that I've already eaten.

Espresso or limoncello for anyone?

- Limon... Co? - Cello.

Huh?

I will get a photo.

- No? - Od He.

- Hairdressers. - Is she the one who curls your curls?

Show!

But the tartunia is delicious.

Wojtuњ! Well no, well...

Would we have an unfaithful Wojciech here?

Show me, show me.

You, she's naked, right?

But he has a nice body.

- It seems he's lying down. - Show.

This is not a sight for ladies, Olunia.

- Come on. - Ola.

- How does it look? - And do they know Gosia?

NO.

Know them.

Maybe Iza could teach Gosia yoga.

Leave him alone.

But why?

She gives Wojtek something that Gosia doesn't give him.

It's as if Iza Gosia said what it is,

then one of them could take some time off.

- Get off him. - There's something to it. Harvest disaster.

When you are satisfied, you don't look for romance.

Maybe I should reflect on myself.

So many years of drought in the marriage... Everyone is looking for moisture.

Health! Our Rocco!

- And for Reksia. - What?

Call me: Rocco.

Come on! Handsfree.

- It's Zosia! - Handsfree!

Fuck, shut up! Hey, Zosia! Attention!

Dad, can you talk?

Speak, darling. Something happened?

Kamil's parents went away for the weekend

and asked if I would stay with him for the night.

And what do you think?

Well, I don't know.

I mean, I would like

but I didn't expect it would be today,

and I don't want him to feel sorry.

Don't do something just because someone will feel sorry for you.

- That's not the point. - I know...

And don't expect me to jump for joy if you do.

This...

The first time is...

The first time is remembered for a lifetime

and that should definitely be a nice memory.

And if you feel like this will happen, then stay.

But if you are not convinced, I am one hundred percent convinced...

So give yourself a break and go home.

You are smart, you are beautiful, you are wonderful.

Honey, you'll have many more opportunities.

Nothing will escape you.

- You know what? - Yeah?

No, okay. Nothing.

Now say it.

When you gave me those condoms today, I thought I was going to get high with shame.

- I didn't tell you to use them. - Then why did you give them to me?

You've never given them to me before.

Okay, anyway, if I decide to stay,

then tell mom that I stayed at Kaska's or something.

- All right? - Why don't you tell her yourself?

- What? - The truth.

She won't understand me.

- Zosinek, you should try. - But what?

Talk to her.

She's never there, Dad.

- Promise me you'll try, won't you? - Okay, I'll finish.

- I'm begging you, this is important. - Bye!

You know what? I wish I had a dad like that.

Really.

How much does internal balance bring?

It's great that you went to this therapy.

Did you tell her?

Only her.

After all, you told Grzechek too.

Well, was that supposed to be a secret?

- Honey... - I'll clean up.

Ania, Ania. Give her a moment.

I told you to tell her.

What kind of signal do you have?

Co?

The kids must have changed something.

Matt.

What Maciek?

- Z 203. - Sk№d?

Office buddy. From room 203.

I don't know any Maжk.

New. Nice, such a pub.

What does he write?

"How are you?"

Why is he asking how you are?

I didn't want to upset you. I had a terrible affair.

Of course, everything for yesterday. I got up, he saw.

- That's probably why... - Won't you write him back?

NO.

I don't understand people who don't reply.

He acted nice, didn't he?

What's the harm in replying? Write: "Okay, I'm home."

- But he's not at home. - Exactly.

I meant a house in general, not just any house...

Then write: “Okay. I'm having dinner with friends."

- Actually... - No.

- NO? - Oh no.

And why should you have to explain where he is?

You just said it yourself that it's...

A conversation used to start with "How are you?"

not "Where are you?"

But he asked, "How are you?"

Why do I have to explain to him where I am?

NO? What does it matter to him where I am?

This shit takes away our privacy every day.

Day after day, we unconsciously become slaves to it.

O!

“You have been drawn. 500 thousand are waiting.

Send an SMS to the number 7230. Cost: PLN 12 plus VAT.

12 zyla?

If I caught up with whoever sent this, I would rip his hands out of his ass.

This is what the machine sends.

But did she live 12 times? Here you go!

But that's what I'm talking about.

Every day they harass us with advertisements, offers and promotions.

The more you search, the more you get.

- Write back. - Just don't explain yourself.

Ask what he wants.

And what are you dictating to him? He will know what to reply.

Voicemail.

- Pick up. - Yes?

This is the voicemail of the number 722 712 216.

You have two unheard messages.

First message at 9:37 p.m. from the number...

You have a second unheard message.

At 3 p.m....

Press number one immediately.

In reference to your visit, I would like to inform you that

that our room is becoming available from January.

If you decide,

We will offer a 25% discount for stays longer than one year.

See you soon. Maria Kamiska from the "Spokojna Przystaс" center.

“A peaceful haven”?

Are you going fishing, Anka?

25%? They're crazy.

But this is a super promotion.

Are you going somewhere?

I happened to be there with a friend last week.

The place seemed nice to me.

I mean... It's just a nice place.

Just in case, I asked a few questions.

I wish you had asked me a question,

can you go?

It's not for me.

So who is it for?

For your mum.

Do you want to send my mother to a nursing home?

- It's a comfortable, modern... - I asked you a question.

- Do you want to get rid of mom? - I don't want to get rid of anyone.

He helps you with the children, cleans, cooks.

- Yes, but... - Would you give yours too?

Zolka would give me up without hesitation.

Grzesiek, well...

Mom's help is very valuable, but...

You see it the same way.

More and more often this means double work for me.

I don't have time for myself, for you...

It's my mother's fault that you can't cope?

Grzesiu, I'm not talking about any guilt.

But maybe if we weren't so burdened...

- Tired. - I'm not tired.

Well, you don't.

What are you supposed to be tired of?

You do not work. You stay at home all day.

Besides, can you afford it?

I can afford it.

For example, my friend's mother

he lives in such a center and does not complain.

Breakfasts, dinners.

- They're playing bridge. - Like in an American movie.

I would also sign up for such summer camps for retirees.

I will remain faithful to tradition and take care of my mother.

Ania does it perfectly.

- Are you saying she's doing it herself? - And with whom?

Someone pays for all this.

There is no point in this discussion. In general, it's...

I'd rather earn money than take care of an old lady.

- Do you have something against my mother? - Grzesiek.

To put it mildly,

she's not the easiest person in the world.

Well, fuck, rather!

You must admit that it is difficult to disagree with this.

Okay, it can be tiring. Sometimes.

Often sometimes.

- So often, always. - Okay, it's always tiring.

But you should have asked me for my opinion.

I know. You're right, but...

There was no opportunity.

And until when is this promotion? Maybe we should give away mine?

That would be a reward, not 500,000. from SMS.

Or I'll set up a retirement home myself.

And open your own breeding farm for these sarnops in the garden.

And for the miss of the tournament, a 20% discount on goat cheese.

- And Olunia will be a nurse. - Srolunia.

And if someone turns halfway through the session,

so you have to pay back the money for unused days?

Hold me...

If so, it's not worth it.

Attention...

Dedicated to my wife.

Strangers in the night

Exchanging glances

Wondering in the night

What were the chances

We'd be sharing love

Before the night was through?

Something in your eyes...

Come on, let's dance. Come on, I'll give you good energy.

And you don't want to dance?

Why didn't you tell me anything?

- About what? - About therapy.

Because I've been going for a short time.

Are you angry?

NO.

Listen, maybe therapy doesn't work and nothing can save us,

but I want to do everything.

I remember how awesome it was.

We can divorce, but I want to know that I tried.

Well, I wanted to tell you, but...

Strangers in the night

Two lonely people

We were strangers in the night

Up to the moment When we said our first hello

Wait, let's take a picture.

One two Three.

Give it one more time, I came out looking like a brain.

- You look good. - Give it one more time.

This is after a kiss for Czarek.

Santa Claus? What does he want at this hour?

I don't know.

- Someone's eating something! - Me?

Nothing eats me up. We take one more photo.

You're welcome. Please.

- Holy fuck, Santa Claus... - What are you muttering?

- Nothing, take a picture. - Smile!

- What is he writing? What? - He misses me.

- How does he miss you? - Like a dog.

- He can't stand it. - What the fuck is going on?!

Dude, what's going on? I won't be able to stand it anymore. What is this?

What is this?

Is calling. Then pick it up.

Yes? You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Hello? I'm about to go crazy with this love.

Well... that's probably good.

All right? I was completely lost.

As if I wasn't falling in love, I was just loving more and more.

I guess it's the same as you and Czarek.

Yeah. Exactly.

I'd like you to meet her. Maybe we can go out for dinner on Thursday?

Dinner on Thursday?

NO.

- Sure! - Thursday?

Thursday? I think so, but I would still confirm it for you.

- Okay, that's great. Bye. - Oh, great. Bye!

This is the wrong phone.

Do you talk to each other like that often? Do you call each other?

Well, as you know... Every now and then.

Every once in a while? What does "every now and then" mean?

We call each other whenever we feel like it. We call whenever we feel like it.

I can't on Thursday.

Oh my. Come on, let's call Bošenko.

Bozenka will soothe your nerves.

Sіucham?

Did you call me? Can you talk?

I'm with friends.

It doesn't matter, they won't understand anything anyway.

You look beautiful in these earrings. I'm glad you liked them.

Tksknik za tob№.

Hey, are you there?

Ewa, are you there?

- No, I'm gone. - What does it mean?

- I guess you guessed it. - That is...?

- It's over. - But how? What happened?

Forgive me.

Have I done something wrong? Are you there?

No, you didn't do anything. It's my fault.

Bolognese, capricious, goodbye!

My boss is grumpy.

Not!

They must have laid eggs!

- These fish have laid eggs! - Come on!

- Look, these little ones here... - Show me.

It's coming!

- But the number. - Yeah.

- Where? - Here you go.

- This one is a weapon. - Yeah.

Who?

Dope?

Natural herb. A bushel for everyone.

But it's illegal, right?

Much less toxic than cigarettes and alcohol.

I would try. I've never smoked.

- Dude, chill out. - And how do our neighbors snitch on us?

We'll light it here at home. Stop.

I'll leave you alone for a moment.

Do you sometimes think about death?

About how today could be the last day of your life?

Fuck me. What kind of topic is this anyway?

Jesus, what faces you guys have!

I have a slightly different attitude towards death since my dad died.

We didn't know your dad was dead. I'm sorry.

He had an accident when I was eight.

But I'm cool with it.

- Are you cool that your dad died? - You're just...

When your beloved parent dies when you are eight years old,

this is hardcore.

Nothing worse can happen to you.

And how will you survive it, how will you get out of it,

then suddenly you get this feeling that you feel...

Siik

And you are free.

And when you realize that we are a little blue dot,

that's all.

A little blue dot? Awesome, right?

These are not my words, these are Carl Sagan.

"Little Blue Dot" is about the Earth,

seen from the perspective of space.

That from space you see a small blue dot,

suspended in this black space...

...endless cosmos.

It doesn't end.

And she's just stuck there

and you look at it like a microscopic grain of sand.

Sand.

- Sand... - But my head is spinning.

No.

Grzegorz, your phone.

There's a phone call and you don't know anything!

However, Maciek asks you to write something back to him!

No chodџ!

A pushy, huh?

No chodџ, chodџ.

I'm telling you, write him something back and maybe he'll go away.

Aha, aha. Well, that's actually an idea.

- You forgot. - Thank you.

But what about you!

“I'm having dinner with friends.

We'll talk tomorrow".

Co?!

- Can you explain this somehow? - What? What?

Exactly. What?

Come on?

Why is Maciek calling you a dick?

I don't know. Maybe he's a little fucked up, right?

Or maybe this Maciek is not Maciek,

only you entered which girl as Maciek?

Grzesiunia!

I'm begging you. What are you saying?

Cii.

Halo?

No halo?

You have quite a voice for someone who has a high fever.

You recovered quickly. You know what? You're a dick.

You know why? Because you never know what to say.

You don't even know whether you prefer men or women.

And I'm tired of waiting for you to find out. Fuck off!

I don't know. I think he's crazy, yeah!

Hey. You don't think I could be...

Hey, no, no.

NO.

Are you dead? I ask: is it dead?

Anya, no...

To...

This is this guy... fag,

who is simply obsessed with me.

And he simply haunts me every day.

- Baby. No balls. - Why didn't you tell me?

About what? Ania, that's...

Ania, this is my friend. Tomek, Czarek, tell me.

Wojtas.

Maybe you can tell?

Colleague. Evidently.

- He's some dude. Buddy. - You see?

- Did you sleep with him? - What are you saying? Not at the table.

Were you sleeping or not? This is a simple question!

I say he fell in love with me and thought I was too...

I mean...

It is normal for fagots to see only fags around them.

- Were you sleeping? - Jesus Maria! I'm begging you, woman!

Fuck no. No balls.

Ania, still... What has changed?

I'm the same.

Anka, we have been together for 15 years, we have two children,

and you're wondering if I'm a faggot?

So.

What are you talking about? I? With men?

Can you imagine me with a guy? Means...

I mean - there would be nothing in it...

zіego.

I have different preferences.

Yes, I like women.

I mean, I like one woman. I like you.

Very. And I swear to you that between me and...

Maжk.

Nothing ever happened between me and Małek. I swear.

Man, I was so scared!

Maciek is such a fuck.

What an action.

Matt...

I miss your kisses.

- But Ania... - I'm sorry.

Here...

Here!

Also

Also!

Here.

Grzesiek...

Are you gay?

Are you a fucking faggot?

I don't know how to explain it.

- Everything is clear. Cool. - What's clear?

- Everything is known. - What is known?

Fuck everything! Nothing to add, nothing to take away.

Let him say something.

He has been silent for 20 years and why would he want to say something now?

Are you pissed off that I'm a fag or that I didn't tell you about it?

What pisses me off is that we've known each other for 20 years

and I don't fucking know who you are, man!

- You should have told us. - Czarek.

No, wait.

- Should I have told you? - Yes.

We bathed together, we slept together! We almost touched each other's dicks!

I have the right to know if my friend is a fag!

Maybe I'll feel good about it, maybe I won't!

But I have the right to know! I have that right, damn it!

Because maybe you'll feel bad?

- Do you have a problem with gays? - And you do not?

Is this normal for you?

Fuck, is this normal for you, man?!

OK I understand. All right.

Sure, I understand. I see.

So.

So we can assume that I'm the one who's fucked up in the head,

that I am intolerant and you are awesome.

You understand everything... Wait, let me finish!

I'll tell you what. This is sick.

- It's not fair. - I understand what you're saying.

- But you're exaggerating a bit. - Am I exaggerating?

What the fuck is going on here? Fuck, people.

Here...

How long does it take?

How long does it take?

Ania, this is absurd.

You haven't touched me in months.

I thought it was my fault because I'm...

tired and old.

Tomek, thanks for dinner.

I wonder how long the fuck does it take?!

- But I'm saying that recently... - How many?

- What? - How many before him?

- Nobody. Can we talk at home? - This is a great idea.

We'll finish at home.

- We will ask the children what they think. - Stop it.

"Franek, Jasiu, yes, we have a little surprise.

"Daddy is gay."

Give it.

How fucking happy will mommy be!

She will finally have two little boys all to herself.

Leave me! Go away. I'm having a great time right now.

Listen.

ABOUT! Let's keep playing!

Maybe some more awesome news.

What are you taking this from me?

I have new treasures. You want?

Janusz, I can't talk.

Did you like the ring?

-More than the last one? - Fuck it!

Can we stop playing this fucked up game?

Do you see what's happening?

Maybe I don't want to play it anymore?

I am of this opinion too.

- Last? - What's the last one?

- I don't know what he means. - Who was the second ring for?

Give me that phone back. Give me that phone.

- For Chanetka? - Give it back to me, please.

Give it to me.

Who was this ring for?

Tomorrow you'll complain that I'm on duty all day.

- Czarek... - Give it back to me.

I was in the toilet and two lines appeared.

It says here that she is pregnant. Yeah.

Czaruњ, damn it. Say you're happy.

Exactly. Are you happy?

Ola, open up, please. Open this door! Please!

We didn't even know each other then.

We knew each other, but we weren't dating.

We were dating, but... Fuck me! Fuck you!

I'm sorry, Ola. Open up, please.

Ola, proszк ciк, otwуrz.

Ola, I'm sorry. Open.

Bozena liked you, and this is a dog.

They know people.

When she sees you, she wags her tail so much that her ass is shaking.

Can you hear me, Ola?

Ola, proszк ciк, otwуrz.

What do we do?

What do we do?

- Ania... - The party is great.

Or maybe you would like to drink some coffee?

You do not know? I would rather...

Additional.

Sorry, may I?

What is this?

Someone asks if I'm wearing panties.

Can't you read?

Od who to?

I don't know. Call and ask.

Suggest a meeting. Maybe on four at once, right?

Maybe I'll get along with this... Husband.

Do you hear what you are saying?

Fuck, the gardener's dog!

I ask again: what the fuck is this?

- SMS. - Why is he writing to you?

Because, unlike you,

he's interested in my ass.

And what's on it.

Or what isn't there.

How long does it take?

Months are. Years.

And what? Will you tell the kids about this too?

Wal siк.

Here...

Leave me alone, okay?

No, I'll just check if you have those panties.

Grzesiek!

Content?!

Where are you? You were supposed to be there already.

Where is she taking you again?

She didn't cut my bread into pieces and how can I chew it now?

Can my mother hear me? Ass№!

Halo?

Ass or whatever mom wants!

- Stop it! - I'm not going to stop.

Homo-Grzegorz, I'm not going to stop.

But you know what?

I have the right to be fed up.

All this.

Do you know what it's like to live under the same roof as a stranger?

Listen to her moaning every day. Day by day.

After all, I would just like to be able to drink coffee in the morning in my pajamas.

Sit alone. In silence.

Nothing more.

But no.

No, she's already sitting at the kitchen table

in your fucking highlander slippers,

and waiting for breakfast.

And he's looking at me, Grzesiek, with such...

contempt№.

Then you come, you won't even say a word.

Do you know that even when you are at home, I am alone?

Always, with everything. Not there for a month.

Not for a year.

I am always, I am always alone.

And children?

Do you know what shoe size they have?

Do you know when the next vaccination is due?

Do you even know what class they are in?

Do you think it's just the way it is done?

So I want to tell you now that it doesn't just happen.

I'm getting the hang of it. Hmm?

Same.

Just like I am alone

with your mother dying every day.

And when I tell you that I have no strength left,

then you answer that a million women have it worse.

But why do I care about a million women?!

I have one life of my own. One thing, do you understand?

I'm 40 years old.

I am transparent.

But no one can see me.

People can't see me.

You do not see me.

Do you know that I don't even see myself in the mirror?

I'm not here.

And how do I...

And when I saw your new friend from work at a banquet,

this pretty one, so pretty...

When she told me that she had heard so many good things about me,

about my lovebirds, then...

That's what I understood, Grześ,

that for you I am these fucking meat rolls.

Nothing else.

Your Maciek actually did me a favor, didn't he?

And instead of thanking him nicely,

these are still some complaints I have.

- That's how it is, Grześ. - Ania.

Actually, I'm a faggot.

Fuck me, what the fuck is going on here...

Parade of fags, Czarek.

Am I speaking correctly? Fag?

When you say it, your "p" is so strong, so masculine.

Pedaі!

All right? Czarek?

Why didn't you tell us you were gay?

Why? Let's think. First of all, because...

At first I didn't know.

And when you spend your whole life with homophobic friends,

it's hard to admit it even to yourself.

If it weren't for Magda, who supports me... Three hearts.

I don't know if I could do it.

I'm not surprised at all.

I've been fag here for an hour and that's enough for me.

When we are traveling with Maжek, for example by tram

and you somehow want to show your feelings, right?

You think you have the right to do this.

People smile stupidly and move to other seats.

As long as you stay away from the fags.

But I'm really just brushing it off.

It's getting more serious

when you lose your job because you don't love properly.

They kicked you out of school because you're totally... gay?

Czarek, "gay" doesn't sound natural when you say it.

Don't be embarrassed. Keep saying "faggot".

You should sue them.

Hmm...

I liked this game

because I was hoping to be exposed,

that it will happen outside of me.

Because I can't admit it even to you,

let alone in the courtroom.

Wojtek.

But we would love to meet your husband.

This will probably happen, because, as it turns out,

fear has big eyes.

But probably not in this group.

For example, Czarek will not sit at the table with someone...

a homofucker who accidentally hits him with a dick,

if he gets up to go to the toilet, he will become infected with gayosis.

And it fucking hurts because I like you.

I don't like playing fucking football with you.

O.

I told your mother she was going to be a grandmother.

I want to congratulate you.

Oh, I just forgot to add that I'm not the one who's pregnant.

Thank you for dinner.

Fuck me.

What the fuck is going on here?

- I'll call you tomorrow. - Mhm.

Czezhj.

I have to tell you something.

Wine.

Eva...

Are you there?

Czezhj.

Have you been smoking here?

Where's everyone?

Are you getting a divorce?

- NO. - NO.

So, is someone crazy? Umarі?

NO.

Will I have siblings?

NO.

But you are strange.

- And "good night"? - And goodnight.

Strangers in the night

Exchanging glances

Wondering in the night

What were the chances

We'd be sharing love

Before the night was through

Something in your eyes Was so inviting

Something in your smile Was so exciting

Something in my heart

Told me I must have you

Strangers in the night

Two lonely people We were strangers in the night

Up to the moment When we said our first hello

Little did we know

Love was just a glance away

A warm embracing dance away

And ever since that night

We've been together

Lovers at first sight

In love forever

It turned out so right

For strangers in the night

Subtitles for the hearing impaired: Mili People Foundation

Prepared by: Agnieszka Nowak