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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:10,244 (soft, ominous music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,188 (eerie music, man coughing from smoke) 5 00:00:27,662 --> 00:00:31,365 (ominous zombie growls) 6 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,670 (actress moaning) 7 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,337 - You guys ready yet? 8 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:40,474 - [Nate] Almost there, just gotta tweak the exposure a bit. 9 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:43,210 - You nervous, dude? 10 00:00:44,012 --> 00:00:45,045 Why are you nervous? 11 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,413 This is your film school application. 12 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:48,382 It's gonna be seen by two people, maybe three. 13 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,019 What do you gotta lose, dude? 14 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:52,219 Film school's a waste of money, anyway. 15 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,288 - [Nate] No, it's not. 16 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,356 - Some of the best directors never went to film school. 17 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,860 - [Nate] A lot of the best ones did. 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,995 - All right, fine, just 19 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:04,197 (Charlie sighs) 20 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,233 take a deep breath. 21 00:01:06,768 --> 00:01:08,435 - [Nate] Got it. 22 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,104 (Nate sighs) 23 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,306 - I'm hungry. 24 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,140 Honestly, how many interns does it take 25 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,842 to bring back dinner? 26 00:01:14,943 --> 00:01:15,843 - [Nate] Did you send Aaliyah? 27 00:01:15,944 --> 00:01:17,712 She's smart. 28 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:18,378 - I don't know about that. 29 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,582 But yeah, man, I sent all three. 30 00:01:20,682 --> 00:01:22,650 - [Nate] Oh, wow. 31 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,318 - Yeah. Wow. 32 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,355 Is he ready? 33 00:01:28,957 --> 00:01:29,691 - [Nate] Yes. 34 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:31,559 - Why aren't you? 35 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,861 - [Nate] Well, he's a professional behind-the-scenes guy, 36 00:01:33,962 --> 00:01:35,597 and I'm not even a film student. 37 00:01:35,697 --> 00:01:37,164 - You're stalling, Nate. 38 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:39,499 At some point, you're just gonna have 39 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:43,771 to stop what you're doing and press record, okay? 40 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:47,274 Now, let's check this out, okay? 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,443 Here's how it's done. 42 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:55,817 Hello, my name is Charlie Marshall, 43 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:59,119 and I am applying for the graduate film program 44 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,489 at the prestigious University of, wherever. 45 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:07,528 But actually, no, wait, nevermind. 46 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,764 I'm not, 'cause I don't wanna set money on fire. 47 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:10,665 - [Nate] Charlie. 48 00:02:10,765 --> 00:02:11,498 (Charlie chuckles) 49 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:12,834 - Wait. 50 00:02:12,934 --> 00:02:15,469 See, I've got other ambitions. 51 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:20,307 This building we're in right now is called Marshall Stages. 52 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:23,645 It's where dreams are made, baby, and I get paid. 53 00:02:23,745 --> 00:02:27,147 And we've got a whole plethora of productions filming. 54 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:28,415 You know, all the, 55 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,653 don't gimme that look. 56 00:02:31,753 --> 00:02:32,954 - [Nate] What look? 57 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,555 - You're judging me for having 58 00:02:34,656 --> 00:02:36,958 adult film production here, aren't you, man? 59 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,458 - I said cut. - Well, I just thought 60 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:39,694 the talent making movies in here 61 00:02:39,794 --> 00:02:42,130 would be famous actors, not porn stars. 62 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,931 - Hey dude, porn stars could be famous-- 63 00:02:44,032 --> 00:02:46,134 (actress moans) 64 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,267 Porn stars could be famous, too, man. 65 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:51,139 And you know, maybe I've had more serious talent 66 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,173 working here if my interns weren't so dumb. 67 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,676 - That's not nice. 68 00:02:54,776 --> 00:02:55,977 - Whatever, dude. - [Madame Money Shot] the most 69 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:57,177 unprofessional set I ever seen. 70 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,080 the walls are basically plywood and duct tape. 71 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,048 Are you kidding me? 72 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:01,481 - You get the idea, right? 73 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:06,286 Just sit up straight, act confident, smile. 74 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,123 Who knows, do that same thing for Aaliyah, 75 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:10,290 maybe she'll fuck you. 76 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,693 - [Nate] Yeah, eat a dick, Charlie. 77 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:12,694 (Charlie laughs) 78 00:03:12,794 --> 00:03:13,360 - Easy there, cowboy. 79 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,328 I'm your boss, remember? 80 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,965 - [Nate] Can we just get this over with, please? 81 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:18,833 I'm ready. 82 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,400 - Sure, okay, whatever. 83 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,570 Just behave, buddy boy, okay? 84 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:23,403 Good luck. 85 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:24,271 - [Director] All right, guys. 86 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,673 Tits up, dicks hard, let's go. 87 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,407 And action. 88 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,711 (actress moans) (Nate sighs) 89 00:03:29,811 --> 00:03:31,746 - [Charlie] And, 90 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:33,213 action. 91 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,049 - Hello, my name is Nathaniel Lawrence, 92 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,884 and I want to be a filmmaker. 93 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,520 Well, I am a filmmaker. 94 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,889 But I want to learn how to be a better one. 95 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,591 A lot of the films I've been seeing recently 96 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,760 have been really big and loud. 97 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,995 Like the summer blockbusters, you know? 98 00:03:48,096 --> 00:03:49,664 Or, they're the opposite. 99 00:03:49,764 --> 00:03:52,867 They're these small, experimental art house movies 100 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,268 that are quiet and emotional. 101 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,939 But what if you could have both? 102 00:03:58,039 --> 00:04:01,274 A thoughtful moment for a character, amidst a big explosion? 103 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,679 A film that takes risks, but is also a crowd pleaser. 104 00:04:05,113 --> 00:04:06,881 Like an art house blockbuster. 105 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,916 That's the kind of film-- - Yeah. 106 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,017 That was great, man. 107 00:04:10,118 --> 00:04:11,152 You did a great job. 108 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,553 - Oh, what's up guys? 109 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,155 Hey, Aaliyah. 110 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,189 What's going on? 111 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,692 - Oh, my God, it was horrible. 112 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:18,960 - I agree. 113 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:21,361 Dinner break came and went, and I never got any food. 114 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,697 - Charlie, you have no idea, man. 115 00:04:22,797 --> 00:04:24,498 - Yeah, I asked three people to do a simple task, 116 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,333 and none of you got it done. 117 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,802 - Have you seen the news? 118 00:04:27,902 --> 00:04:29,170 - It's crazy out there. 119 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,437 - Mmhmm. 120 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,141 - [Madame Money Shot] Cut. 121 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:33,975 - [Reggie] Yeah, pull your phone out. 122 00:04:34,075 --> 00:04:35,342 Do an internet search, it'll be 123 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,343 the first thing that comes up. - No, Reggie. 124 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,845 Reggie, calm down, buddy. 125 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,379 Okay. 126 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,784 Oh, let's see, I'm getting all these notifications. 127 00:04:42,884 --> 00:04:43,483 - [Reggie] Uh-huh. 128 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,753 - People stumbling around. 129 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:46,821 - [Reggie] Yeah. 130 00:04:46,921 --> 00:04:47,822 - Getting sick. 131 00:04:49,924 --> 00:04:51,659 Biting strangers? 132 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,060 - Bingo, man. 133 00:04:53,161 --> 00:04:54,394 It was insane. 134 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,097 We're on our way to get the food, 135 00:04:56,197 --> 00:04:57,330 and all of a sudden this homeless guy 136 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,700 just comes outta nowhere, starts coming at us 137 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:02,369 with his mouth open like he's trying to bite Zoe. 138 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,305 Now, I, of course, would never let that happen. 139 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,608 So, I went right out to him and kicked his ass. 140 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,044 - Uh, you shoved him and he tripped. 141 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,013 But yeah, you stepped up. - Yeah. 142 00:05:12,113 --> 00:05:13,181 - You stepped up. 143 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:14,949 - Hey Reggie, are you feeling okay? 144 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:16,651 You look really pale. 145 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,054 - Yo, Reggie, you're twitching. 146 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,421 - Maybe you should sit down. 147 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,157 - Is that a bite mark on your arm? 148 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:24,192 - I don't know. - Oh, shit. 149 00:05:24,292 --> 00:05:26,027 - Maybe, could be. 150 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:27,662 - [Aaliyah] That looks nasty. 151 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,996 - It was weird out there, man. 152 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,598 It could be anything. 153 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:31,966 - Hey Reggie, how you doing? 154 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,267 (bat thuds) 155 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,936 (interns gasp) - What the fuck? 156 00:05:35,036 --> 00:05:35,970 Call 911! 157 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,973 (ominous music) 158 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,976 - There's a first time for everything. 159 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:43,177 - [Aaliyah] He's fine. 160 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:44,111 - Guys. - Man, 161 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:45,378 that kinda felt good. 162 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:46,714 - The line is busy. 163 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:47,982 - What do you mean the line is busy? 164 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,884 It's 911, how can it be busy? 165 00:05:49,984 --> 00:05:52,720 - Everybody, let's all remain calm, okay? 166 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,289 - Oh, says the guy who just attacked our friend. 167 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,423 What the fuck, Charlie? 168 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,859 - Oh, he's not your friend anymore. 169 00:05:57,959 --> 00:05:59,760 Ask the film nerd. 170 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:02,563 Tell him what this guy is, look at the bite mark. 171 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,866 - Nate, what's he talking about? 172 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,402 - No, there's no way, that's impossible. 173 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,671 - Yeah. - Oh, God. 174 00:06:13,274 --> 00:06:15,877 Holy shit, are you filming right now? 175 00:06:15,977 --> 00:06:18,880 - Oh, yes, he is. 176 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:21,282 - So, we just got video evidence of our boss 177 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,284 violently attacking an employee. 178 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,786 Excuse me, an unpaid intern. 179 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:27,355 - Oh, excuse me, what do you want me to do? 180 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,156 Let this guy run around and bite everybody? 181 00:06:29,257 --> 00:06:30,892 Check yourself. 182 00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:33,060 - Hey, Reggie. 183 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,595 - [Madame Money Shot] Alright, here we go guys. 184 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,564 And action. - Can you hear me? 185 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,068 Please, tell me you're alive. 186 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,472 - I don't like-like you, but if you wake up, 187 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,341 I'll buy you dinner, and you can talk 188 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,945 about video games, and crypto, 189 00:06:51,045 --> 00:06:54,582 and your fantasy football team as much as you want. 190 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,919 (hand slaps) 191 00:06:58,019 --> 00:06:59,320 Yeah, I think he's dead. 192 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,955 - Okay, don't stop recording. 193 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:02,623 - Actually, we need it. 194 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,558 - No, I'm not letting you destroy the evidence, Charlie. 195 00:07:04,659 --> 00:07:06,227 - I want him to continue filming and use all of it. 196 00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:08,262 Go on, man, record all of this. 197 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:09,597 - Why? 198 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:14,969 - Because, if I'm right, I want proof. 199 00:07:15,069 --> 00:07:17,171 Given what we're hearing about in the news, 200 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:20,207 I just did what I had to do. 201 00:07:20,308 --> 00:07:22,109 (actress moans) 202 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,612 Okay, now, suck it up, girls. 203 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,048 Let's grab his legs. 204 00:07:27,148 --> 00:07:28,749 - Why? 205 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,151 - Because we're throwing Reggie. 206 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:31,319 - Come on. 207 00:07:31,419 --> 00:07:32,219 - In the closet. 208 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,688 Let's go. - Are you 209 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:34,622 fucking kidding me? - Yeah, come on, let's go. 210 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:35,990 - Just do it. - God. 211 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:38,526 Okay. - Come on. 212 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,429 - [Zoe] Oh my gosh. 213 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,130 - [Aaliyah] Charlie, fucking hold on. 214 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,231 Hold on, Charlie. - Jesus. 215 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:45,299 Did you guys ever go to PE? 216 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:47,134 Let's go. - We're trying! 217 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,502 - [Zoe] He's, like, fucking 6'5. 218 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,171 - [Charlie] Yeah, just 219 00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:52,974 lift with your legs. - Okay, ow. 220 00:07:53,074 --> 00:07:54,308 - [Charlie] Goddammit. 221 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,243 - Go to the right a little bit. 222 00:07:56,344 --> 00:07:58,112 Okay, just a second step. 223 00:07:58,212 --> 00:07:59,313 Oh my-- - Okay. 224 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:02,183 (wall thuds) Lay him down. 225 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:03,851 All right. 226 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,086 Doing fine, Zoe, you're looking good. 227 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,654 Figure it out, okay? 228 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:09,523 - Prick. - It's okay. 229 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,728 Sorry, Reggie. 230 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,799 - [Director] Cut. 231 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,835 - We'll deal with that later. - Guys, what the fuck? 232 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:24,405 Do you guys even know how a film set is supposed to work? 233 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:25,573 - [Nate] I'm sorry. 234 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,041 There's just a lot-- - Hey, hey. 235 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:28,776 Leave the kid alone, man, we had a little 236 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:29,677 problem over there. - Okay, I've got 237 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:30,878 a big problem, 'cause I'm trying 238 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,847 to shoot something intimate inside. 239 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:36,017 - Untitled Christmas porn doesn't exactly sound intimate. 240 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:37,318 - Who is she? 241 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:38,953 - What's it gonna be called? 242 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:41,188 No, no, "Deck My Hairy Fucking Balls?" 243 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,691 Like, "Angels Cumming?" 244 00:08:45,493 --> 00:08:47,161 "Bukkake on 69th Street?" 245 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:48,329 - Oh, oh, oh, I got one. 246 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:50,965 "I'll be Boned for Christmas." 247 00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:52,867 - Be boned for Christmas. 248 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,435 That's good, I like that one. 249 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,603 That's a pretty good one. - No, no. 250 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,371 It's a Christmas porn, this is awful. 251 00:08:57,471 --> 00:09:02,009 Christmas is supposed to be about love and family and Jesus. 252 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,844 - And fetish sex. 253 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,980 - Yeah, okay, let's time out, 254 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,481 'cause I'm not making a porn, you imbeciles. 255 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,083 This is erotic art. 256 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,651 - Using action cameras? 257 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,421 - It's for the POV shots. We're doing 4K now. 258 00:09:13,522 --> 00:09:14,355 (Aaliyah snorts) 259 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:15,990 - Sounds like bullshit. 260 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,826 - Oh, good thing nobody asked the stupid fucking intern. 261 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,795 What the fuck is her deal? (Charlie laughs) 262 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,229 - I mean, I didn't say she said it, 263 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,798 but yeah. - Wow. 264 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:25,132 Okay. 265 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,200 Wow. 266 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,035 Fuck this bitch. 267 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,170 I don't know where-- - Oh, honey, 268 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:30,204 I would scissor you in half. 269 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,372 Thank you no much. 270 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:32,706 Thank you. - Whoa listen, 271 00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:34,108 we'll just be quiet during the next take. 272 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,076 - Thank you, okay. 273 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:36,944 - Wait, this is about sound, seriously? 274 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,013 - Yes, and it's ruining my film. 275 00:09:39,113 --> 00:09:43,818 - Wait, can you just fix it in post-production? 276 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,686 - Well technically, they could just copy and paste 277 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,556 the moans and grunts here and there. 278 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,489 Nobody would know the difference. 279 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,356 - Oh, like this? 280 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:51,092 Oh yeah. 281 00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:52,393 (Aaliyah moans) 282 00:09:52,493 --> 00:09:53,694 Oh, yeah. 283 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,496 - I'm sorry, have you never had a hole filled? 284 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,864 What the fuck was that? 285 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,767 Okay look, I'm not gonna be insulted on my own set. 286 00:10:00,502 --> 00:10:02,169 - Well, wait a minute here. 287 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,904 I mean, this is my building, 288 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,606 so, I mean, keep going, yeah. 289 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,809 Yeah, keep it going. - Okay no, Charlie, apologize, 290 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,377 otherwise, I'm leaving here, and you're not getting a cent. 291 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:11,879 - [Aaliyah] Just say it. 292 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,382 - Nah, I'm good. 293 00:10:16,518 --> 00:10:17,785 - Okay, so I'm gonna count to three, 294 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,554 and then I'm gonna leave, and I'm gonna give you 295 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,155 that one star review you so deserve. 296 00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:23,090 - Wait, no, no. - Yeah, we're doing that? 297 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:23,924 Okay good. 298 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:24,792 One. - No, it's really not 299 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:25,659 a good idea. - Two. 300 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,694 - [Aaliyah] Oh, stop, 301 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,828 it's really not safe. - Three. 302 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,630 - Please, don't. - Fuck you guys. 303 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,065 Holy shit! 304 00:10:31,566 --> 00:10:33,667 No, get back. (creatures growl) 305 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:39,240 (director shrieks) (door knocks) 306 00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:42,109 (suspenseful music) 307 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,177 - What the. 308 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,246 Oh, god. 309 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:48,182 (flesh oozing) 310 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:51,118 (Charlie softly chuckles) (zombie groans) 311 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,720 What a shame, right? 312 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,788 What a shame. 313 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:57,592 Okay. 314 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:58,593 - [Nate] You just gonna 315 00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,693 leave her there? - Hey, man. 316 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:00,761 I did all I could, okay? 317 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,663 I mean, you guys wondering, 318 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,567 she still alive, so. 319 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:09,303 - Yeah, I mean, she made her choice, Nate. 320 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:11,839 - What the fuck? 321 00:11:14,576 --> 00:11:15,743 - Do you agree with this, too? 322 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,179 - I gotta figure this out, man. 323 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,346 - I need a drink. 324 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:21,482 Or weed. 325 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,316 Or a lot. 326 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,851 - I second that. 327 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,754 - All right, it looks like 328 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:29,890 these diseased people are everywhere. 329 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,226 The media is calling them biters. 330 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,664 - No, they're not biters. 331 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:36,631 - [Aaliyah] How do you know? 332 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,332 - [Zoe] Then what are they? 333 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,068 (Charlie sighs) 334 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,403 - Go ahead, man. 335 00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:43,470 You can tell 'em. 336 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,507 I'm gonna go get some booze. 337 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:47,441 We're gonna need it. 338 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,943 - Whoa, please don't leave. 339 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:50,044 - Nate, what are-- - I'm gonna need it. 340 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,979 - [Aaliyah] What are the biters? 341 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,182 - I don't know how to say it. 342 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,717 - [Aaliyah] So, what are they, Nate? 343 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,452 Just fucking spit it out. - Just say it. 344 00:11:58,553 --> 00:12:00,154 (soft, eerie music) 345 00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:01,889 - They're zombies. 346 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,392 - Shit. - Zombies? 347 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,229 - We are so fucked. 348 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,230 - We're gonna die. 349 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:10,965 - No, we're not. 350 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,636 (glass clinks) We're locking this place down. 351 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,936 You want some of that? 352 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:16,904 Nah. 353 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,774 I wanted to tell you, always, I hate you. 354 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,743 I hate you, I really do. 355 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,680 - Okay, so we can just leave. 356 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,915 - There are zombies right outside. 357 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,918 - Do they know about it yet? 358 00:12:31,686 --> 00:12:32,920 - Who? 359 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:38,926 - You know, the sex people? 360 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:40,294 (Charlie laughs) 361 00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:41,362 - Zoe, wait a second. 362 00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:45,266 You mean the porn actors and their sound guy? 363 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,800 - Sex work is work, Zoe. 364 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,935 - I know, just 365 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,903 trying to be nice. - Damn straight. 366 00:12:50,004 --> 00:12:52,940 - Okay, they probably have no idea. 367 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,709 We should tell them. 368 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,378 - But do you think they're, you know. 369 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:02,249 - Honey, Zoe, I gotta tell you, 370 00:13:03,518 --> 00:13:06,453 I don't think they're filming anything right now. 371 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,489 - The director is dead. 372 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,290 - What a shame. - Cool. 373 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,357 - Just died. 374 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,358 - Yeah. 375 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,793 - Charlie. 376 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,728 - [Charlie] Yep? 377 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,095 - Have you seen the news? 378 00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:17,298 - Yeah, I did. 379 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,734 Let's talk about it. 380 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,637 Nate, why don't you grab a camera. 381 00:13:22,737 --> 00:13:24,872 I'm gonna bring this, I'm gonna need it. 382 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:25,839 You might want some. 383 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,308 I spit in it, but I don't know 384 00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:28,442 if you care about-- - I can handle it. 385 00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,110 - Yeah, your line of work, 386 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,513 All right, let's go, let's talk. 387 00:13:31,613 --> 00:13:33,748 - [Actress] What in the French toast is happening? 388 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,983 - [Charlie] I don't know, man, you tell me. 389 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:40,254 - [Actress] The shoot's been a little rough. 390 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,089 - [Charlie] Hey, Theodore, how's your herpes? 391 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,324 - Hey buddy. - Hey, man. 392 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:44,491 Looking good. 393 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,094 - Hey, mama. 394 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:52,634 - So, the zombie apocalypse is really happening. 395 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:53,834 - Mmhmm. 396 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,670 - Does that mean we're getting shut down? 397 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,004 - Well, we got a little bit of a 398 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,939 slight issue going on right now, so. 399 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,008 - They're not in here, right? 400 00:14:01,743 --> 00:14:03,277 - [Charlie] Mm-mm. 401 00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:05,913 - Well, we might as well keep shooting, if you're up for it. 402 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,214 - Yeah, of course. 403 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,916 I mean, you know I can go for six hours. 404 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:09,751 - Mmhmm. - I was under 405 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,285 the tantric tutelage. 406 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:13,954 - Oh, I didn't know that. - Yeah, you know that. 407 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,023 Anyway, mama, you in the film? 408 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,393 - Hmm, I could be. 409 00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:20,494 - Where's the director? 410 00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:22,196 - She's out to lunch. 411 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,330 - She's dead. 412 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,066 - Like, dead off-the-project dead? 413 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,769 Or, like, really dead? 414 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,738 - [Aaliyah] Really dead. 415 00:14:29,838 --> 00:14:32,707 - Like, as-a-doornail, like, dead? 416 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:33,842 - [Aaliyah] She couldn't be deader. 417 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,810 - [Nate] She went outside, okay? 418 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,478 - [Autumn] And you let her? 419 00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:42,282 - Yeah, well, she was being a dick, so not much I could do. 420 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,418 - We really tried to warn her. 421 00:14:44,519 --> 00:14:45,953 - But what's really going on outside? 422 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,555 Like, is this real? 423 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:48,889 Is something really happening? 424 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,290 - They said it was a zombie apocalypse. 425 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:54,395 - Yeah, she literally went outside anyways, and she 426 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,063 got eaten by zombies. - She's dead. 427 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,632 - What is happening? 428 00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,769 - Rich, apparently, the shoot is going to be canceled, 429 00:15:00,869 --> 00:15:02,871 'cause the director is just, like, dead. 430 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,104 - Rick, are you paying attention to anything? 431 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,007 - I'm trying my best. - Are you listening? 432 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,976 Is his headphones working? 433 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,377 - He's a moron. - Nate. 434 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,079 BTS, to me. 435 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:13,882 (Charlie sighs) 436 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:14,649 - [Autumn] The director's dead. 437 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:17,918 - Hey, Mom, Kathy. 438 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,087 I'm really sorry about the squirrels. 439 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,858 - Tell your mom I said hi. - Really fucking sorry, Mom. 440 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,194 Okay, well, now that that's done with, 441 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,864 everybody, we're gonna need to barricade this place. 442 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,365 So Zoe, can you put that down, hon? 443 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,802 Aaliyah, I'm looking at you, let's focus up. 444 00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:35,035 We're gonna need to get our phones, 445 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,738 try to get as much footage as possible. 446 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,405 And I want you guys, your hands, 447 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:41,910 I want you to tape it to your foreheads, okay? 448 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,746 Yes, so yeah, just do that, or something. 449 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:45,580 and let's go. - Just make sure 450 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,715 they're horizontal, please. 451 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,686 Whoa, man, no wonder Aaliyah won't fuck you. 452 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,987 - Uh, excuse me? - What? 453 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,023 Vertical looks terrible. 454 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,124 He's right. - It does. 455 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,258 It does look terrible. 456 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:03,798 Or, we have a bunch of strap-ons. 457 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,232 - Ooh, you know what? 458 00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,670 We have strap-ons for everybody. 459 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,137 We actually do. 460 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:12,640 - And they shoot 4K. 461 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:13,474 - Yeah. - Hell yeah. 462 00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:14,141 That is a great idea. 463 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,510 Way to think, Autumn. 464 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:17,946 Theodore, way to use your head, like always, buddy. 465 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,112 - [Autumn] He's smarter than he looks. 466 00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:20,447 - [Charlie] I can always count on that guy. 467 00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:21,649 All right, guys, okay. - Let's give her 468 00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:22,951 two strap-ons. - Let's go. 469 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,152 Let's do this, let's get to work. 470 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,789 - Oh, this would've been perfect for Bulgaria. 471 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:29,356 - Oh my gosh, it would. 472 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,125 (tinsel crinkles) 473 00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:36,029 (upbeat, intense music) 474 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,408 (kiss smacks) 475 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:53,046 - Tell anybody about this, I'll fucking kill you. 476 00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:58,553 (Rich sighs) 477 00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:00,120 - Okay. 478 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,221 - [Charlie] All right, guys, let's pick this up. 479 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,356 - [Theodore] Dude, this love seat'll work. 480 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,759 - My back kind of hurts, no-can-do. 481 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:07,361 So, just hind with the legs. 482 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,530 I hurt. 483 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:09,931 (Charlie winces) 484 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,065 I was like carrying Nate's interview earlier, 485 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,500 but I don't know what the camera guy's excuse is. 486 00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,269 - Hey, Charlie. - 'Cause he's like a lazy-- 487 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,671 - [Theodore] Will you shut the fuck up, dude? 488 00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:19,172 - No-can-do, Theodore. 489 00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:20,608 Save it for Autumn. 490 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,777 - [Nate] I concur, do you ever shut your mouth? 491 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,411 - Oh, okay. 492 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,848 Just bang it up, bang it up. 493 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,516 I mean, you know how to do that. 494 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:29,082 Jackpot, yeah. 495 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,417 - All right, oh, fuck. 496 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:33,387 (metal clangs) 497 00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:46,233 - It looks good on you. 498 00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:48,536 - Thanks. 499 00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:56,243 - [Theodore] That's the perfect hand job. 500 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,985 ♪ Deck the halls, muthafucka 501 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,285 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 502 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,087 No, no, no, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, come on. 503 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,390 - Yeah, Nate said the tape was on the porn set, so. 504 00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:12,527 Oh, here. 505 00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:13,561 - Hey, Aaliyah. 506 00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:15,162 Look at my package. 507 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,967 - Can you get more wrapping paper? 508 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,636 - Yeah, sure. 509 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,571 (wrapping paper crinkles) 510 00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,073 - And while you're down there. - Hey, you're not telling 511 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,574 anybody about that fucking kiss, are you? 512 00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:27,642 - [Rich] No. 513 00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:28,776 - [Charlie] Cool. 514 00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:30,011 Good. 515 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,580 (paper crinkles) 516 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,650 (paper roll thuds) 517 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,586 What the fuck, Zoe? 518 00:18:38,686 --> 00:18:39,854 Ouch, dude. 519 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,658 That wasn't cool, man. 520 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:46,628 (Charlie sighs) 521 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,938 (Nate chuckles) 522 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:59,306 - I'm not that thirsty. 523 00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:10,217 (Rich sighs) 524 00:19:11,619 --> 00:19:12,486 - Sorry, man. 525 00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:18,760 - No. 526 00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:20,762 Cut, bro. 527 00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,329 Move, move. 528 00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:28,803 - Yo. 529 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,273 Hey, I knew it was you to hit me 530 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,710 with that paper roll, Aaliyah. 531 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:36,944 Fuck you. - Fuck you. 532 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,345 - Fuck you. 533 00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:42,249 Hey, yo, Nate, come here, man. 534 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,351 You look tired, buddy, take a seat. 535 00:19:46,754 --> 00:19:49,489 (Charlie sighs) 536 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,358 - So. 537 00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,227 What do we do now? 538 00:19:54,762 --> 00:19:57,699 - Just wait for it to be over, I guess. 539 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,602 - Well, in the meantime, 540 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:04,739 I got some stuff I can share with y'all. 541 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,341 It was supposed to be for the Christmas party, 542 00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:11,278 but given the circumstances. 543 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,381 - Oh, yeah, you said you had a weed stash, right? 544 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,983 - That would be amazing, Charlie. 545 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,185 - Is it good though? 546 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,654 Or is it a weak bowl of shit strain? 547 00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:22,322 - Hey now, look who you're talking to. 548 00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:27,427 Yo, my dad owns a grow house in Oregon. 549 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:32,900 I mean, y'all, weed runs in my family, okay? 550 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,702 Trust me, this shit is legit. 551 00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:36,504 - [Aaliyah] Prove it. 552 00:20:36,604 --> 00:20:38,005 - All right, you know what? 553 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,941 I forgive y'all, man. 554 00:20:41,175 --> 00:20:42,510 You know, fuck the apocalypse, dudes. 555 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:46,413 I'm about to give you the best fucking Christmas ever. 556 00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,783 (Charlie inhales and exhales) 557 00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:50,151 Let's party, y'all. 558 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,252 (Charlie barks) 559 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,590 (upbeat rock music) 560 00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:59,861 (all cheer) 561 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,363 ♪ Santa Claus can suck my dick 562 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,633 ♪ The holidays make me feel sick ♪ 563 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:08,236 ♪ I don't wanna be here at all 564 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,505 ♪ You can deck my hairy balls 565 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:13,241 ♪ Take the elves to the shed out back ♪ 566 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,408 ♪ And beat 'em all with a baseball bat ♪ 567 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,879 ♪ All the snowmen are getting high ♪ 568 00:21:17,979 --> 00:21:20,214 ♪ The reindeer blacked out, and so did I ♪ 569 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,750 ♪ The holidays can set your heart aglow ♪ 570 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,285 ♪ But I just want to do some blow ♪ 571 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,822 ♪ I'm so tired of this Christmas shit ♪ 572 00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:32,325 ♪ Santa Claus can suck my fuckin' dick ♪ 573 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,561 (Charlie coughs) 574 00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:35,495 ♪ Santa Claus can suck my fuckin' dick ♪ 575 00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:38,699 - Can I talk to you guys a second? 576 00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:42,937 It's about Reggie, man. 577 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,005 (soft, electronic music) 578 00:21:44,105 --> 00:21:46,439 I saw horses in his eyes, man. 579 00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:50,477 He looked at me, when I fucking cracked him. 580 00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:58,318 I saw his whole life flash before my eyes. 581 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,487 Like horses eyes. 582 00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:06,160 And, and I, I, I don't know, man. 583 00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:10,832 Like, it felt kind of good, man. 584 00:22:10,932 --> 00:22:12,266 (upbeat rock music) 585 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,502 ♪ Back in the day, we would have a break ♪ 586 00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:16,737 ♪ But now, we're broke, and we're all half baked ♪ 587 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:20,473 ♪ Say, load a bong up and rip it back ♪ 588 00:22:20,575 --> 00:22:23,511 - Man, I dropped that shit faster than I dropped Reggie. 589 00:22:23,611 --> 00:22:25,012 Fucking bing-bong, man. 590 00:22:26,647 --> 00:22:28,883 ♪ Old St. Nick and the mistletoe ♪ 591 00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:31,252 ♪ Will bring the gift of fellatio ♪ 592 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,754 ♪ The holidays could be so full of cheer ♪ 593 00:22:33,855 --> 00:22:36,224 ♪ But I just want to pound some beer ♪ 594 00:22:36,324 --> 00:22:38,491 ♪ So tired of this Christmas shit ♪ 595 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:42,864 ♪ Santa Claus can suck my fuckin' dick ♪ 596 00:22:42,964 --> 00:22:44,765 (Rich groans) 597 00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:45,833 - Boom! 598 00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:47,835 (all laugh) 599 00:22:47,935 --> 00:22:49,103 - Fuck yeah. 600 00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,839 (all cheer) 601 00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:57,178 So, like, you tossed his salad? 602 00:22:57,278 --> 00:22:58,779 - Yeah. 603 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,414 I had a little cucumber, chop it up real nice. 604 00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:02,717 - Hey, you got any weed? 605 00:23:02,817 --> 00:23:04,384 - Oh, dude, Zoe, I love you, man. 606 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,021 It's the fuckin' back. - Are you feeling it? 607 00:23:07,121 --> 00:23:08,089 - Hard. 608 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:09,557 - Good. - You good, too? 609 00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:10,958 - [Theodore] Good, good. 610 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,561 - [Autumn] Sometimes I put a little bit of croutons. 611 00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:14,595 - [Aaliyah] It's good. 612 00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:15,329 - [Autumn] A little olive oil. 613 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,631 - Get it crunchy. 614 00:23:16,731 --> 00:23:20,433 - [Autumn] Get it crunchy, lather it up. 615 00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:22,503 Get it nice and oiled. 616 00:23:22,603 --> 00:23:23,504 - [Theodore] You're talking about salad? 617 00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:25,907 - [Autumn] Yeah, it's a salad. 618 00:23:26,007 --> 00:23:26,807 Dinner salad. 619 00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:27,742 - Oh, that's good. - What, what? 620 00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:29,076 - Yeah. - It's healthy. 621 00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:31,078 - [Charlie] Why are we talking about croutons? 622 00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:32,914 - Talking about salad, man. - That's the crunch. 623 00:23:33,014 --> 00:23:34,248 - A salad. - Salad? 624 00:23:34,348 --> 00:23:36,483 - Yeah, like at dinner. - Hey. 625 00:23:37,018 --> 00:23:38,686 - [Theodore] It's like before dinner. 626 00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,288 Sometimes, you eat it for dinner. 627 00:23:40,388 --> 00:23:42,056 - [Autumn] Yeah, it's green. 628 00:23:42,156 --> 00:23:44,558 - Look what I found. 629 00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:46,794 - It's the real weed, not that fake stuff 630 00:23:46,894 --> 00:23:48,329 Charlie's been passing around. 631 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,931 Do you wanna try it? 632 00:23:50,031 --> 00:23:53,601 - Oh, no, but thanks. 633 00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:55,603 I appreciate it. 634 00:23:57,138 --> 00:24:00,174 (lighter clicks) 635 00:24:03,878 --> 00:24:04,979 - I'm hungry. 636 00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:07,581 - [Charlie] Hey man, good for you for saying that. 637 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:10,483 Some people are embarrassed. 638 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:12,253 - Hey, I'm gonna get food. 639 00:24:12,353 --> 00:24:15,488 (group murmurs) 640 00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:19,660 - [Charlie] No, I'm saying like, good for you 641 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,196 for saying that. - There you go. 642 00:24:24,365 --> 00:24:25,533 - [Charlie] You know what? 643 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:29,236 Good, that's good. - Ooo, cute little doggie. 644 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:45,485 Step aside, so I can pass. (nutcracker clicks) 645 00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,154 - [Charlie] Hey. 646 00:24:57,098 --> 00:24:59,166 - Nice to meet you, too. 647 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,939 - [Charlie] Hey. 648 00:25:06,474 --> 00:25:07,975 (candy cane rattles) 649 00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:09,176 Hey. 650 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:15,716 (victims shrieking) 651 00:25:15,816 --> 00:25:19,887 - Aw, you're hungry, you got some finger food. 652 00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:26,594 (zombies slurp and moan) 653 00:25:29,764 --> 00:25:32,099 (suspenseful music) 654 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:33,267 Boop. 655 00:25:54,121 --> 00:25:55,589 Like my, yo. 656 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:57,725 Hey yo, Zoe, what the fuck? 657 00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:59,260 Where did you go? - Oh my God. Zoe, 658 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,328 you went outside? 659 00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:04,632 - I was hungry, so I got some snacks from my car. 660 00:26:04,732 --> 00:26:06,767 Do you want some? - No, I absolutely 661 00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:08,402 don't want any snacks. - What happened? 662 00:26:08,503 --> 00:26:09,904 Are you okay? - Not good. 663 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:12,039 - Hey, Zoe. 664 00:26:12,139 --> 00:26:13,040 Fuck, Zoe. 665 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:14,608 Hey, look at me. 666 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,643 (hands clap) 667 00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:16,877 Earth to fucking Captain Yellow, 668 00:26:16,977 --> 00:26:18,045 we're in apocalypse right now. 669 00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:19,413 What are you doing going outside? 670 00:26:19,514 --> 00:26:21,115 Jesus, don't hurt yourself. 671 00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:22,183 (chair rattles) 672 00:26:22,283 --> 00:26:23,284 - Um. - Hey. 673 00:26:24,318 --> 00:26:26,687 - Why is everyone so mad? 674 00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:28,956 - 'Cause you endangered us all, dingle butt. 675 00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:30,958 - Hey, there's no need for name-calling. 676 00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:31,926 - Hold on a sec. 677 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:37,298 How high are you, exactly? 678 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,101 Okay, I see. 679 00:26:40,201 --> 00:26:40,901 (Zoe snickers) 680 00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:41,869 I see. 681 00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:43,370 - [Theodore] See what, we're all baked. 682 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:47,708 (Zoe and Charlie chuckle) 683 00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:49,844 - Oh, okay. - She's on a different level. 684 00:26:49,944 --> 00:26:52,847 - No, no, no, she didn't have the normal, did you? 685 00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:55,216 Zoe, she had the really good shit. 686 00:26:55,316 --> 00:26:56,551 - Oh, so you were 687 00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:57,318 holding out on us? - Yeah, yeah. 688 00:26:57,418 --> 00:26:58,119 Oh, yeah. - Yeah, what is 689 00:26:58,219 --> 00:26:59,253 the really good shit? 690 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:00,287 - Excuse me, sweetheart. 691 00:27:00,387 --> 00:27:01,622 All right, let papa tell you. 692 00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:03,724 Okay, lean in, get in here. 693 00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:05,126 - [Autumn] Yeah, I wanna hear. 694 00:27:05,226 --> 00:27:07,962 - It's from my secret stash, okay? 695 00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:10,998 It is a secret hybrid grow. 696 00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:12,534 It's a unique creation of mine. 697 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:14,101 I haven't even tried it. 698 00:27:14,201 --> 00:27:14,869 I've been afraid. 699 00:27:14,969 --> 00:27:16,704 I mean, look at her, okay? 700 00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:18,772 It's supposed to be off limits, man. 701 00:27:18,873 --> 00:27:20,575 But I think that we might've 702 00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:22,409 just stumbled on something really big. 703 00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:23,878 - [Autumn] How big is really big? 704 00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:24,845 - Like, fucking massive, guys. 705 00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:27,348 I mean, think about it, okay? 706 00:27:28,082 --> 00:27:29,350 Look at her. 707 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:30,918 Look at Zoe right now, okay? 708 00:27:31,018 --> 00:27:32,786 Like, really look at her fucking face. 709 00:27:32,887 --> 00:27:34,355 - She's wrecked. - Yeah, she's taken 710 00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:36,157 a couple hits and she's, what? 711 00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:37,958 High as fuck. 712 00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:40,294 - And she's also dumb. - Hey, look at her. 713 00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:41,428 No, she's not dumb. 714 00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:42,696 But look at her, dude. 715 00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,900 She shambling around, she's mumbling, she's humming. 716 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,101 She just went outside, she doesn't have 717 00:27:47,201 --> 00:27:48,469 a scratch on her. (Zoe giggles) 718 00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:49,571 What does she look like to you? 719 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:50,738 - Okay, okay, hold on. 720 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:51,606 Are you-- - She looks like a child, 721 00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:52,673 with no brains. 722 00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:53,707 - But are you really trying to say 723 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:55,042 that your weed is so powerful 724 00:27:55,142 --> 00:27:57,678 that it makes Zoe look like a zombie? 725 00:27:58,312 --> 00:28:00,649 And Zoe got ignored by the zombies waiting outside, 726 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,517 because your weed is basically, like, 727 00:28:02,617 --> 00:28:04,318 I don't know, some zombie vaccine? 728 00:28:04,418 --> 00:28:05,654 - Yes, exactly. 729 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,188 That's exactly what I'm saying, Nate. 730 00:28:07,288 --> 00:28:08,756 - You must be joking. 731 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:09,723 - That's some horse shit. - Please be joking. 732 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:10,625 - [Aaliyah] That is the dumbest shit 733 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:12,159 I've ever heard, Charlie. 734 00:28:12,259 --> 00:28:15,329 - No, Aaliyah, that is the best shit that you've ever heard. 735 00:28:15,429 --> 00:28:16,230 Guys. - You're delusional. 736 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,098 - Guys, think about it. 737 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:22,469 Dude, I just created a fucking cure for the apocalypse. 738 00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:23,505 - [Theodore] Oh, here we go. 739 00:28:23,605 --> 00:28:24,371 - No, no. - Here we go. 740 00:28:24,471 --> 00:28:25,739 No, shut the fuck up, Theodore. 741 00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:27,308 Nate, get in the back, get my secret stash, 742 00:28:27,408 --> 00:28:28,543 bring it out here. - Hey. 743 00:28:28,643 --> 00:28:30,044 - We need to show everybody this, okay? 744 00:28:30,144 --> 00:28:31,145 (Nate sighs) 745 00:28:31,245 --> 00:28:33,280 - Don't treat him that way. - Dudes, I have, 746 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:35,282 - He's sensitive. - I'm gonna save 747 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,685 the fucking world, I'm gonna call this zombie strain, man. 748 00:28:36,784 --> 00:28:37,718 - Hey, shh, guys. 749 00:28:37,818 --> 00:28:39,086 (wall thuds) 750 00:28:39,186 --> 00:28:40,655 Look at this. 751 00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:42,489 - Yo, get the fuck outta the way. 752 00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:43,891 What? 753 00:28:45,492 --> 00:28:46,794 Oh my. 754 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:51,198 (child shouts) 755 00:28:51,298 --> 00:28:53,267 Oh, my God. 756 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:55,436 Theodore, go lock the break room door right now. 757 00:28:55,537 --> 00:28:56,804 - Gladly. 758 00:28:57,471 --> 00:29:00,508 (soft, eerie music) 759 00:29:00,609 --> 00:29:01,710 - I think we should help her. 760 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:04,011 - But then, we'd have to open the door. 761 00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:05,913 - Zoe just smoked some zombie strain. 762 00:29:06,013 --> 00:29:06,914 She should go out there. 763 00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,349 - Don't be ridiculous. 764 00:29:08,449 --> 00:29:09,783 - Are you actually still trying to convince us 765 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:11,752 that smoking your weeded prevents zombie attacks? 766 00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:14,556 - There's only one way to find out, guys. 767 00:29:14,656 --> 00:29:16,924 - Everything is spinning. 768 00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:21,028 And fuck you, I cleaned the room. 769 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,130 - Yeah, maybe you should smoke 770 00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:24,999 some zombie strain and rescue the kid. 771 00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:26,534 The zombies won't touch you. 772 00:29:26,635 --> 00:29:27,535 - Whoa. - Unless. 773 00:29:27,636 --> 00:29:28,769 - Yo, I gotta be here. 774 00:29:28,869 --> 00:29:30,705 I gotta fucking focus on this, man. 775 00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:32,039 - Mmhmm. - You know what? 776 00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:34,408 That's a stupid fucking idea, Nate. 777 00:29:34,509 --> 00:29:35,677 (zombies groan) 778 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,478 (child shouts) 779 00:29:37,579 --> 00:29:38,912 Well, that back door is secured, 780 00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:43,050 so unfortunately, that kid is zombie food. 781 00:29:43,652 --> 00:29:46,887 (zombies roar) 782 00:29:47,488 --> 00:29:50,024 Okay, who forgot to lock the back door? 783 00:29:52,826 --> 00:29:55,697 (child screams) 784 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:59,066 (soft, eerie music) 785 00:30:02,537 --> 00:30:05,507 (zombies groan) 786 00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:08,042 - Fuck, Charlie. 787 00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:09,744 - All right, everybody, let's just all remain calm. 788 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:11,513 Take a deep breath with me, right? 789 00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:12,880 - No. 790 00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:17,851 (zombies moan) 791 00:30:21,422 --> 00:30:24,825 (electricity buzzes) 792 00:30:26,427 --> 00:30:28,128 - [Charlie] Freeze. 793 00:30:29,463 --> 00:30:30,397 - What just happened? 794 00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:32,466 (zombies growl) 795 00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:33,834 - That can't be good. 796 00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:35,737 - He sounds cranky. 797 00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:37,171 - Now, we're fucked. 798 00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:38,439 - No. 799 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:40,307 No we're not, guys. 800 00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:41,743 We just got a little problem. 801 00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:42,510 - [Nate] What do we do? 802 00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:43,778 - I don't know, man. 803 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:45,245 Just gimme a second to think, Nate. 804 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,781 (ominous music) 805 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,216 Okay, okay, nobody freak out. 806 00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:51,285 (Charlie sighs) 807 00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:54,388 Everyone just stay calm, stay quiet. 808 00:30:54,488 --> 00:30:56,323 We need to just chill, because there are 809 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:58,593 obviously zombies in the building now. 810 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,095 - Wait. 811 00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:03,897 You still have those security cameras, right? 812 00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:04,898 - Mmhmm. - Are they connected 813 00:31:04,998 --> 00:31:06,233 to the main power grid? 814 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,869 - No, actually, they're battery powered, 815 00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:11,071 because I figured that was necessary. 816 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:12,940 California's the fifth largest economy in the world, 817 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,476 but still has rolling blackouts. 818 00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:16,778 - Okay, okay, okay. 819 00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:18,112 Is there any way that we can access 820 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,515 those camera feeds while the power's out? 821 00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:22,717 - Oh, my laptop. 822 00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:23,551 - Goddamn, dude. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 823 00:31:23,651 --> 00:31:25,386 I can't see that great. 824 00:31:25,486 --> 00:31:28,623 Just don't take it personally. - Calm the fuck down. 825 00:31:28,723 --> 00:31:30,057 - Okay, okay. 826 00:31:30,658 --> 00:31:32,627 Come on, come on. 827 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,261 Hope it has battery. 828 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:35,095 (animal noises) (actors moan) 829 00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:36,330 Oh. 830 00:31:37,766 --> 00:31:38,966 - Is that Autumn? 831 00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:41,603 - Does anyone have eye bleach? 832 00:31:41,703 --> 00:31:42,737 - Okay, there it is, okay. 833 00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:44,572 We need to turn on the hotspot, 834 00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:48,075 because the WiFi is out, because of the power. 835 00:31:48,175 --> 00:31:50,411 And now I need to, okay, 836 00:31:51,011 --> 00:31:52,547 activate, activate, activate, activate, 837 00:31:52,647 --> 00:31:54,081 the night vision, so I can-- 838 00:31:54,181 --> 00:31:55,717 - Come on. - Yeah, so I can 839 00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:57,217 activate the cameras, okay. 840 00:31:58,620 --> 00:31:59,621 (Charlie sighs) 841 00:31:59,721 --> 00:32:00,789 - Oh, right there. 842 00:32:00,889 --> 00:32:01,790 There's one. 843 00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:03,957 (eerie music) 844 00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:05,292 (zombie softly pants) 845 00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:06,895 - Is that where the circuit breaker is? 846 00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:08,429 - Don't touch the screen. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 847 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:11,866 Is that where the circuit breaker is, next to the back door? 848 00:32:11,965 --> 00:32:13,568 - Why, yes it is, Autumn. 849 00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:15,068 - Okay, that explains it. 850 00:32:15,169 --> 00:32:16,504 I need to go there. 851 00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:18,071 - [Theodore] Why? 852 00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:20,040 - Because the zombies, they must have damaged it, 853 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:22,209 or a switch got tripped somehow. 854 00:32:22,309 --> 00:32:24,111 That's why the power's out. 855 00:32:29,818 --> 00:32:31,118 - Thanks, Zoe. 856 00:32:31,218 --> 00:32:32,887 - Now I can see you. 857 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,889 - Of course, why didn't I think about that? 858 00:32:34,988 --> 00:32:36,691 - So, you'd be able to fix the circuit breaker? 859 00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:38,492 - Yes. - How? 860 00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:41,028 - I'm an electrical engineering student. 861 00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:43,665 The erotic video and all that kind of stuff 862 00:32:43,765 --> 00:32:45,700 is just to pay my tuition. 863 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:49,169 - I just used my nine inches to get paid. 864 00:32:50,137 --> 00:32:51,405 - Got a big dick. 865 00:32:51,506 --> 00:32:52,607 - He does. 866 00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:54,475 - Okay, well, you can't go out there alone, 867 00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:55,342 so I can go with you. 868 00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:56,845 - No Nate, you're sitting here. 869 00:32:56,945 --> 00:32:58,445 - Thank you. 870 00:32:58,546 --> 00:32:59,446 - Why? 871 00:33:00,548 --> 00:33:02,983 - I need you to stand guard in the lobby, 872 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,886 because Autumn has to go through the stage 873 00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:05,887 to get to the circuit breaker, 874 00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:07,187 and it'll be really dangerous, 875 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,356 and I need you out there to guard, to watch, 876 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:11,826 so if zombies get close by, you can yell for me. 877 00:33:11,926 --> 00:33:13,293 - Okay, all right. 878 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:14,495 - Okay. 879 00:33:14,596 --> 00:33:15,630 Autumn. 880 00:33:15,730 --> 00:33:16,497 - Yes. - Come here. 881 00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,599 Listen close. 882 00:33:17,699 --> 00:33:18,666 (Charlie exhales) 883 00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:20,067 As soon as the lights come on, I need you to run. 884 00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:22,069 I mean, run back to the lobby door. 885 00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:23,805 Knock on it so we can come let you back in. 886 00:33:23,905 --> 00:33:25,740 - Okay, I can run fast. 887 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,509 - I'll go with her. 888 00:33:27,609 --> 00:33:28,543 - Thanks, Teddy. 889 00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:30,444 I could use a strong set of hands, yeah. 890 00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:31,646 Rich? 891 00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:33,046 Rich, do you wanna come with us? 892 00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:35,048 You have the boom pole, that could be helpful. 893 00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:36,450 - You wanna do coke? 894 00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:39,152 - No, the boom pole, Rich. 895 00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:42,189 If the zombies come, you just give it a good smack. 896 00:33:43,257 --> 00:33:44,391 - Sure, whatever, yeah. 897 00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:45,092 - Okay. 898 00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,260 - I'll go with them, too. 899 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,530 - No, Aaliyah, you're staying here. 900 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:49,496 (Charlie sighs) 901 00:33:49,597 --> 00:33:50,698 Three people's already pushing it. 902 00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:53,001 Look at me, we want to minimize 903 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,569 the chances of the zombies seeing them. 904 00:33:54,669 --> 00:33:56,036 We don't want them to have 905 00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:58,706 a fucking buffet, all right? - Fine, just shut up. 906 00:33:58,806 --> 00:34:01,009 - Is there anything around here, 907 00:34:01,108 --> 00:34:03,210 anything that we could use as a weapon? 908 00:34:06,014 --> 00:34:07,347 - Horses in his eyes? 909 00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:09,116 Horses in his eyes. 910 00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:10,618 Reggie, Reggie, Reggie. 911 00:34:10,718 --> 00:34:11,853 (Charlie sighs) 912 00:34:11,953 --> 00:34:14,221 Theodore, in the lobby, 913 00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:17,357 I left the bat behind the weird tree thing. 914 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,027 - Got it. 915 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,394 - Okay, Theodore. 916 00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:22,664 Autumn. - Yes. 917 00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:25,232 - Rich. 918 00:34:26,634 --> 00:34:28,135 You guys are gonna be Team Penetrate. 919 00:34:28,235 --> 00:34:30,270 I'm gonna strap you on, strap you in, 920 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:32,006 get those access cameras. 921 00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:34,042 Nate, I need you to get the B-camera. 922 00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,310 I need you to follow them and watch them. 923 00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:39,747 I want proof if anything happens, I do not want to get sued. 924 00:34:39,847 --> 00:34:40,982 Hands in. 925 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:43,116 (hands clap) 926 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:44,619 Not you, you get outta here. 927 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,720 - Alright, Team Penetrate. 928 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:46,854 You fucking pig. - We're gonna say a prayer. 929 00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:47,822 You're like a demon. 930 00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:48,856 Okay. (Charlie sighs) 931 00:34:48,957 --> 00:34:50,058 Guys, I'm gonna say a prayer. 932 00:34:50,157 --> 00:34:51,926 Heads down, please, moment of silence. 933 00:34:52,026 --> 00:34:54,227 Not for you, but for me, okay. 934 00:34:54,328 --> 00:34:56,631 Hey God, it's me, Charlie. 935 00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:59,333 I want to apologize for Reggie, but at least you got 936 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,468 a really good intern up there to watch the squirrels. 937 00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:02,570 Okay. 938 00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:04,005 And one, two, three. 939 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,105 Penetrate. - Team penetrate. 940 00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,040 - Woo. - Woo. 941 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:07,374 Okay. - Okay. 942 00:35:07,474 --> 00:35:09,844 - All right, gonna get my combat boots on. 943 00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:13,748 - I'll grab the camera. 944 00:35:17,085 --> 00:35:17,919 - [Theodore] Let's get outta here 945 00:35:18,019 --> 00:35:19,486 before more zombies show up. 946 00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:20,788 - Good luck. 947 00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:22,389 - Thank you. - Psst. 948 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:26,493 Aaliyah, I need you to gimme your phone, 949 00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:28,963 so I can call Autumn, so we can communicate with them. 950 00:35:29,063 --> 00:35:29,964 - Why does it have to be my phone? 951 00:35:30,064 --> 00:35:31,198 I'm trying to save battery. 952 00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:33,635 - She's in the hot spot, we can't mess with that. 953 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,872 (Aaliyah grunts) (Charlie sighs) 954 00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:39,272 You are so stubborn. 955 00:35:39,373 --> 00:35:41,308 You must have had a really bad mom, or something. 956 00:35:42,710 --> 00:35:44,344 (flashlights click) 957 00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:45,980 (soft, ominous music) 958 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,215 - Charlie, are we in the clear? 959 00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:52,152 - Hey. 960 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,387 (screen thuds) Autumn, turn to your left. 961 00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:55,823 I'm literally in the same room as you, dumb ass. 962 00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:57,859 - So far, no zombies yet. 963 00:35:57,959 --> 00:36:00,494 - Guy's making jokes in the zombie apocalypse. 964 00:36:00,595 --> 00:36:02,262 (Autumn sighs) 965 00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:04,032 - I thought she was like an engineer or something. 966 00:36:04,132 --> 00:36:05,332 I guess not. 967 00:36:06,601 --> 00:36:09,003 (cord rattles) (Autumn sighs) 968 00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:11,338 - [Theodore] Definitely could've been decorated better. 969 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,612 (soft, eerie music) 970 00:36:26,721 --> 00:36:28,690 (Autumn gasps) 971 00:36:28,790 --> 00:36:29,691 - Quiet on set. 972 00:36:30,658 --> 00:36:31,793 - Jackpot. 973 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:34,494 - Aw. 974 00:36:34,595 --> 00:36:35,596 - Beautiful, right? - Yeah, it's beautiful. 975 00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:37,031 - All right, let's keep it moving. 976 00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:38,166 - Okay. 977 00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:41,002 Okay, okay. - We don't have time. 978 00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:44,972 - Okay, so here's the thing. 979 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:46,741 - [Autumn] What is it? 980 00:36:49,577 --> 00:36:53,413 - There's zombies in the main stage area. 981 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,117 So, you're gonna have to turn 982 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:56,951 your flashlights off when you go in there. 983 00:36:57,051 --> 00:36:58,318 - No way. 984 00:36:58,418 --> 00:36:59,286 Are you crazy? - No, we'll be fumbling 985 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:00,922 around in the dark all day. 986 00:37:02,123 --> 00:37:03,390 - If you got your flashlights on, 987 00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:06,226 the zombies are gonna know exactly where you are. 988 00:37:06,326 --> 00:37:08,361 - Oh, that's what the baseball bat is for. 989 00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:11,465 - Do you really wanna take that risk? 990 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:12,700 - Theodore, this is Aaliyah. 991 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,803 Don't do anything stupid, please. 992 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,404 - You think I'm trying to? 993 00:37:22,342 --> 00:37:24,879 - I can see the zombies right here on my camera. 994 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:27,882 I'm gonna tell you guys exactly where to go. 995 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:30,752 Don't you take that phone away from me again, 996 00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:33,286 especially when I'm using it for something important. 997 00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:39,160 (Charlie exhales) 998 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:41,461 All right, we're gonna take this nice and slow. 999 00:37:41,562 --> 00:37:43,131 It's gonna be okay, guys. 1000 00:37:43,231 --> 00:37:44,799 Trust me? 1001 00:37:44,899 --> 00:37:46,466 - I don't know, should I? 1002 00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:47,434 - We'll give it a shot. 1003 00:37:47,535 --> 00:37:48,903 - We got people leaving doors 1004 00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:51,139 unlocked in here and shit. - But if you lead us astray. 1005 00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,106 - Why didn't you guys just get going 1006 00:37:52,206 --> 00:37:54,776 before they hear you, please? 1007 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:55,610 (table thuds) 1008 00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:56,644 Chop-chop. 1009 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,014 Amateurs. 1010 00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:04,018 (flashlights click) 1011 00:38:05,318 --> 00:38:07,287 - [Theodore] Look, it's dark. 1012 00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:09,456 We can't see anything. 1013 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,392 I want you to take my hand. 1014 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:13,694 - Okay, okay, okay, but listen to me. 1015 00:38:13,795 --> 00:38:16,296 I know that we had sex on camera earlier, 1016 00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:18,666 but like, this is just work, this isn't-- 1017 00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:20,535 - Yeah, no, I understand that. 1018 00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:21,235 - Okay. 1019 00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:22,603 - I compartmentalize everything. 1020 00:38:22,703 --> 00:38:24,672 Trust me, that's why I'm a star. 1021 00:38:24,772 --> 00:38:25,706 - Okay. 1022 00:38:25,807 --> 00:38:29,476 - Anyway, you are gonna grab my wrist, okay? 1023 00:38:29,577 --> 00:38:30,845 Be careful, though. 1024 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:35,016 And then, we're gonna rely off Charlie's directions. 1025 00:38:35,116 --> 00:38:38,820 Yeah, he's an idiot, but he's the only thing we got. 1026 00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:42,355 And Rick. 1027 00:38:43,558 --> 00:38:44,826 - What? - Rich. 1028 00:38:44,926 --> 00:38:46,493 - [Rich] What, go ahead. 1029 00:38:46,594 --> 00:38:47,595 - [Theodore] You don't really care what I call you, right? 1030 00:38:47,695 --> 00:38:48,596 - That's fine. - It's an apocalypse. 1031 00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:49,897 Who cares? - It's okay. 1032 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:52,465 - [Theodore] You're touching my, that ain't my wrist. 1033 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:53,768 - [Rich] Oh, sorry. 1034 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:59,073 [Rich] Whoa... 1035 00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:04,545 - [Theodore] Go ahead. 1036 00:39:04,645 --> 00:39:07,480 (door clangs) Yeah, quiet. 1037 00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:10,184 - [Autumn] Oh, gosh, let's hope zombies don't hear. 1038 00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:11,786 - [Theodore] Well, I don't think zombies can hear anything. 1039 00:39:11,886 --> 00:39:13,154 (Autumn hushing) 1040 00:39:13,254 --> 00:39:14,856 They only hear footprints. 1041 00:39:14,956 --> 00:39:16,524 - [Autumn] Okay. 1042 00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:19,760 - All right. 1043 00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:20,895 (Charlie sighs) 1044 00:39:20,995 --> 00:39:22,997 - Dum-dums, here we go. 1045 00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:25,365 First off, hug the right wall, 1046 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:28,736 that's the right wall, and move slow. 1047 00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:30,571 - [Autumn] Hug the wall. 1048 00:39:34,075 --> 00:39:35,843 Shock the fuck wall. 1049 00:39:36,711 --> 00:39:37,578 - [Theodore] I always wondered why 1050 00:39:37,678 --> 00:39:39,881 the zombies got a bad rap. 1051 00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:42,049 - [Autumn] Yeah, I know. 1052 00:39:42,149 --> 00:39:43,918 (soft, eerie music) 1053 00:39:44,018 --> 00:39:45,686 Oh my gosh, what is that? 1054 00:39:45,786 --> 00:39:48,356 - Autumn shut up, or they're gonna fucking hear you. 1055 00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:51,058 (zombie groans) 1056 00:39:51,158 --> 00:39:52,560 All right, there's one. 1057 00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:54,562 At, 1058 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:58,366 Fuck, I shouldn't have been in a shit school. 1059 00:39:58,465 --> 00:39:59,567 One, two, three, four, five, six. 1060 00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:01,068 Okay, at 10, 10:00. 1061 00:40:01,569 --> 00:40:03,804 Move slowly and quickly, forward. 1062 00:40:05,006 --> 00:40:05,907 (ominous music) 1063 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:07,108 - [Autumn] Ow. 1064 00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:11,478 - No, no no! 1065 00:40:13,814 --> 00:40:14,916 No, don't! 1066 00:40:15,016 --> 00:40:16,416 (Charlie freaking out) 1067 00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:18,753 - Okay, new strategy, give me the phone. 1068 00:40:18,853 --> 00:40:20,354 - No, no. 1069 00:40:20,788 --> 00:40:22,790 - [Theodore] Ah, cock slam! 1070 00:40:22,890 --> 00:40:26,694 Go, go, go. (zombie groans) 1071 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:34,735 Oh my God, what's that guy's name again? 1072 00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:35,803 What's the sound guy's name? 1073 00:40:35,903 --> 00:40:36,737 - Rich, asshole. 1074 00:40:36,837 --> 00:40:37,939 - I know I'm a rich asshole 1075 00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:39,040 . What's the sound guy's name, Aaliyah? 1076 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:40,841 - His name is Rich. 1077 00:40:40,942 --> 00:40:41,776 You're a dumbass. 1078 00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:43,377 Give me the phone. - No, no. 1079 00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:44,779 Hey, hey. - Yes, you're selfish. 1080 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:45,546 I'm the one-- 1081 00:40:45,646 --> 00:40:48,282 - All right, that's enough! 1082 00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:50,384 I thought you would've learned from all those HR seminars. 1083 00:40:50,483 --> 00:40:52,787 How dare you invade my personal space, Aaliyah? 1084 00:40:54,188 --> 00:40:56,924 (Charlie pants) 1085 00:40:57,692 --> 00:40:58,893 - Are you okay? 1086 00:41:00,027 --> 00:41:00,995 - I'm fine, Zoe. 1087 00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:01,996 - You're a crisis. 1088 00:41:02,096 --> 00:41:04,398 - What is your problem? 1089 00:41:04,497 --> 00:41:06,033 - Get the fuck out now! 1090 00:41:06,133 --> 00:41:07,702 - Fuck! Jesus! 1091 00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:12,239 - You're a little leprechaun demon, I hope you die. 1092 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,108 - [Rich] Little girl? 1093 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,676 (child hums) Is that you? 1094 00:41:18,179 --> 00:41:19,313 - [Aaliyah] God. 1095 00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:20,715 Shit. - What's going on? 1096 00:41:20,815 --> 00:41:22,683 Charlie's gonna get us all killed. 1097 00:41:22,783 --> 00:41:23,851 - Are the others okay? 1098 00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:25,152 - Nope, they're running for their lives, 1099 00:41:25,252 --> 00:41:27,021 and Charlie kicked me out for trying to help. 1100 00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:28,422 - What? - Yeah. 1101 00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:29,657 - I'm going in there. - He locked the door. 1102 00:41:29,757 --> 00:41:30,858 Let's just stay out here, 1103 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:33,194 and if we hear screams, we can go help. 1104 00:41:35,463 --> 00:41:36,764 - Goddammit! 1105 00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:46,507 God, it's me, again. 1106 00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,943 Your warrior of change. 1107 00:41:50,111 --> 00:41:54,048 If it's within your power, can you please, please, 1108 00:41:54,148 --> 00:41:56,384 for the love of Jesus, and I know you love your Son, 1109 00:41:56,484 --> 00:42:00,688 and you love me, deny Aaliyah access to Your holy kingdom. 1110 00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:03,657 Take this as a prayer. 1111 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:06,694 (Charlie chants in falsetto) 1112 00:42:06,794 --> 00:42:10,231 I dunno, just please, I hate her so much. 1113 00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:11,632 - What's wrong? 1114 00:42:13,267 --> 00:42:15,436 - Autumn won't answer her phone. 1115 00:42:15,536 --> 00:42:18,472 - Maybe she doesn't wanna answer her phone. 1116 00:42:18,572 --> 00:42:20,007 - You think, Zoe? 1117 00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:22,410 You think? (Zoe gasps) 1118 00:42:22,511 --> 00:42:26,547 - Maybe she put it on do not disturb. 1119 00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:30,718 - Nate, I think you should be in charge. 1120 00:42:31,252 --> 00:42:33,220 - Wait, me? 1121 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:35,222 Why? 1122 00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:38,325 - You're smarter than Charlie. 1123 00:42:38,426 --> 00:42:41,662 You actually care about us. 1124 00:42:43,497 --> 00:42:45,733 - I'm surprised you noticed. 1125 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:49,770 - Yeah, you're proactive, you've got morals. 1126 00:42:51,439 --> 00:42:53,307 - I feel the same way about you. 1127 00:42:54,809 --> 00:42:59,447 - Nate, you are a thoughtful person who's on top of things. 1128 00:42:59,548 --> 00:43:01,849 Charlie is a loser who lets a porn crew 1129 00:43:01,949 --> 00:43:03,417 shoot in his new sound stage because he has 1130 00:43:03,518 --> 00:43:05,986 no business plan or management skills. 1131 00:43:08,456 --> 00:43:12,293 - I think if you had been in charge, 1132 00:43:12,393 --> 00:43:15,296 you would've made sure all the doors were secured, 1133 00:43:15,396 --> 00:43:17,231 and there'd be no zombies in here. 1134 00:43:17,998 --> 00:43:18,899 Just us. 1135 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:28,242 - [Rich] Hello? 1136 00:43:28,342 --> 00:43:29,777 Are you still there? 1137 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:32,980 (child hums) 1138 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,215 It's okay. 1139 00:43:35,349 --> 00:43:36,984 You're safe now, okay? 1140 00:43:38,319 --> 00:43:39,820 Little girl? 1141 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,356 (zombie moans) Not good. 1142 00:43:42,456 --> 00:43:45,092 - Or maybe it's on airplane mode. 1143 00:43:46,393 --> 00:43:51,799 That does the same thing, except we're not in an airplane. 1144 00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:54,435 Weird. 1145 00:43:54,536 --> 00:43:58,038 - Wow, that weed must be a lot stronger than I thought. 1146 00:43:58,139 --> 00:44:01,809 - It's not just weed, it's the really good shit. 1147 00:44:02,776 --> 00:44:03,744 (door pounds) 1148 00:44:03,844 --> 00:44:05,279 - It's Nate, open up. - What? 1149 00:44:05,379 --> 00:44:06,313 (door pounds) - Let us in. 1150 00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:07,314 Charlie. - Come on, Charlie. 1151 00:44:07,414 --> 00:44:08,816 - Guard the fucking other door! 1152 00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:10,552 - Open up, right now. 1153 00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:11,652 - Guard the door! 1154 00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:13,454 (Rich yells) 1155 00:44:13,555 --> 00:44:15,689 - [Theodore] Zombie piece of shit. 1156 00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,658 - [Nate] Come on. 1157 00:44:24,098 --> 00:44:26,967 - Zombie strain, zombie strain... 1158 00:44:29,136 --> 00:44:32,973 - [Autumn] Teddy, Teddy, use that big-dick energy. 1159 00:44:33,073 --> 00:44:33,941 Use it. 1160 00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:37,244 - [Theodore] I got the dick of the decade. 1161 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,479 - [Autumn] Oh, there we go. 1162 00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:39,713 There we go, there we go. 1163 00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:41,115 Gotta go, gotta go fast. 1164 00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:44,418 (Autumns gasps) 1165 00:44:44,519 --> 00:44:46,187 (zombie roars) 1166 00:44:46,287 --> 00:44:48,489 (Autumn screams) 1167 00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:49,558 - [Theodore] Come on, get up. 1168 00:44:49,658 --> 00:44:50,457 - Ow. - Come on. 1169 00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:51,926 (child cries) 1170 00:44:52,026 --> 00:44:53,460 Come on, come on, come on. 1171 00:44:53,562 --> 00:44:55,095 (Autumn pants) 1172 00:44:55,196 --> 00:44:56,531 Come on. 1173 00:44:56,631 --> 00:44:57,865 He's dead. 1174 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:01,202 - Come on, come on. - Get inside. 1175 00:45:01,302 --> 00:45:03,070 Come on, hurry - Come on, come on, come on. 1176 00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:04,338 - Whoa, shit. 1177 00:45:04,438 --> 00:45:06,473 - How do you do that with a nine-inch cock? 1178 00:45:07,576 --> 00:45:08,742 - Are you okay? 1179 00:45:08,842 --> 00:45:10,744 - Where's the bathroom? 1180 00:45:10,844 --> 00:45:12,112 - It's in the stage. 1181 00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:15,249 - You could go change in the storage room. 1182 00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:17,519 - No way, there's a corpse in there, and cameras. 1183 00:45:17,619 --> 00:45:19,720 - You can go to Charlie's office. 1184 00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:22,389 There's no cameras in there, and the doors lock. 1185 00:45:28,295 --> 00:45:29,196 Oh, shit. 1186 00:45:29,296 --> 00:45:30,431 (Zoe gasps) 1187 00:45:30,532 --> 00:45:33,467 - Oh my gosh, do you need a pad? 1188 00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:44,979 - Wait, aren't we missing somebody. 1189 00:45:45,714 --> 00:45:46,914 - Rich, Theo? 1190 00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:51,919 Oh my God, guys. 1191 00:45:53,454 --> 00:45:54,955 Rich is dead. 1192 00:45:55,055 --> 00:45:55,624 - Jesus. 1193 00:45:55,724 --> 00:45:56,924 - Rich is dead. 1194 00:45:58,259 --> 00:46:00,961 - Autumn looked like she slipped and fell in a pile of guts. 1195 00:46:01,061 --> 00:46:02,463 - It's traumatizing. 1196 00:46:03,797 --> 00:46:06,000 - Let's give her some space, she needs it. 1197 00:46:09,236 --> 00:46:11,338 - What happened? 1198 00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:12,806 - Rich is dead. 1199 00:46:15,476 --> 00:46:16,944 - Who is that again? 1200 00:46:18,045 --> 00:46:19,246 - The guy with the big headphones. 1201 00:46:19,346 --> 00:46:21,516 - Oh, right. 1202 00:46:21,616 --> 00:46:23,183 I'm so sorry. 1203 00:46:26,721 --> 00:46:27,955 Do you want some? 1204 00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:29,823 - No, Zoe. 1205 00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:31,825 - I just thought since you were stressed. 1206 00:46:31,925 --> 00:46:33,327 - What, do I look like a pothead? 1207 00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:35,963 Now's not the time for weed, somebody died. 1208 00:46:36,897 --> 00:46:38,032 - Okay. 1209 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,968 (lighter clicks) 1210 00:46:41,068 --> 00:46:42,704 - We gotta do something about these zombies. 1211 00:46:42,803 --> 00:46:44,338 - I couldn't agree more. 1212 00:46:44,438 --> 00:46:46,541 Oh, are there any other exits you forgot? 1213 00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:47,908 - No, just that one. 1214 00:46:48,008 --> 00:46:49,410 - Have any of the zombies been killed so far? 1215 00:46:49,511 --> 00:46:51,011 - Nope. - Fuck. 1216 00:46:51,111 --> 00:46:52,212 - Great. 1217 00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:54,616 - We gotta get rid of these zombies, and now. 1218 00:46:54,716 --> 00:46:55,916 They could trip to power again, 1219 00:46:56,016 --> 00:46:57,084 and we'd be right back where we started. 1220 00:46:57,184 --> 00:46:58,886 - How many did you see in there, Theo? 1221 00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:00,321 You have the security cameras right there. 1222 00:47:00,421 --> 00:47:02,456 You could check them yourself, asshole. 1223 00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:03,991 - Right, yeah, right. 1224 00:47:04,091 --> 00:47:05,292 - Why did I listen to you, Charlie? 1225 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:06,860 I just stood right here in the hall 1226 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,697 while you messed things up and got somebody killed. 1227 00:47:08,797 --> 00:47:10,331 - No, I didn't get anybody killed. 1228 00:47:10,431 --> 00:47:12,667 I called Autumn, okay? 1229 00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:14,835 She stopped answering when shit got bad. 1230 00:47:14,935 --> 00:47:17,838 I told her so many times, if she would've picked up, 1231 00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:19,340 I could've told her that that little kid 1232 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,609 that Rich was hanging out with was acting weird, 1233 00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:22,644 and then he'd still be alive. 1234 00:47:22,744 --> 00:47:23,977 - So, now we're victim blaming. 1235 00:47:24,078 --> 00:47:25,112 - Oh, gimme a break! 1236 00:47:25,212 --> 00:47:26,347 - I can't believe this. - Just shut up. 1237 00:47:26,447 --> 00:47:27,948 - They came for you. 1238 00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:29,350 - Shut up, man, you shut up. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1239 00:47:29,450 --> 00:47:30,719 I hear something, guys. 1240 00:47:30,819 --> 00:47:31,686 - [Autumns Can someone help me, please? 1241 00:47:31,786 --> 00:47:34,488 - I'll go, you guys stay here. 1242 00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:38,325 - Hey, could you be my hero and grab me a change of clothes? 1243 00:47:38,425 --> 00:47:39,694 - Yeah, of course. - I think my bag's 1244 00:47:39,794 --> 00:47:40,861 in the lobby. 1245 00:47:40,961 --> 00:47:46,200 - Okay, yeah. 1246 00:47:46,735 --> 00:47:47,468 Here. 1247 00:47:47,569 --> 00:47:48,869 - Thank you. 1248 00:47:51,806 --> 00:47:54,007 - [Nate] Where can we find weapons? 1249 00:47:54,108 --> 00:47:55,209 - I don't know. 1250 00:47:56,443 --> 00:47:58,045 Theodore had a bat. 1251 00:47:59,246 --> 00:48:03,752 Rich had a boom pole, but those got lost on the stage. 1252 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:07,054 - Is there anything else, somewhere we haven't checked? 1253 00:48:07,722 --> 00:48:09,356 (Zoe gasps) 1254 00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:10,792 - Sex dungeon. 1255 00:48:10,891 --> 00:48:11,826 - What? 1256 00:48:11,925 --> 00:48:14,863 - They built a sex dungeon set. 1257 00:48:14,962 --> 00:48:18,365 It's where they keep all the kinky stuff. 1258 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:21,268 - A sex dungeon in a Christmas porn? 1259 00:48:22,169 --> 00:48:23,971 Zoe, how do you know about this? 1260 00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:26,974 - Well, I went exploring after lunch 1261 00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,243 before we saw our first zombie. 1262 00:48:29,343 --> 00:48:30,310 (Zoe gasps) 1263 00:48:30,411 --> 00:48:33,414 Nate, you could hit him with a sex whip. 1264 00:48:33,515 --> 00:48:35,449 (Zoe exhales) 1265 00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:38,419 - How are you still high? 1266 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,621 (Zoe exhales) 1267 00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:42,624 - All right, but she's onto something though, right? 1268 00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:44,692 - I mean, I'd be surprised if anything 1269 00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:46,927 they brought wasn't rubber, but, 1270 00:48:47,494 --> 00:48:48,696 I mean, honestly, I don't know Nate. 1271 00:48:48,797 --> 00:48:50,832 That director was crazy, so. 1272 00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:53,300 - Sounds like it's worth a shot. 1273 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,270 (door clicks) 1274 00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:57,938 - I'm back. 1275 00:48:58,038 --> 00:48:59,173 What's the plan? 1276 00:49:00,441 --> 00:49:03,611 (Charlie sighs) 1277 00:49:03,711 --> 00:49:05,345 - We're going to the sex dungeon. 1278 00:49:17,926 --> 00:49:19,293 (hands clap) 1279 00:49:19,393 --> 00:49:19,960 (Zoe gasps) 1280 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:21,328 - Sex dungeon! 1281 00:49:21,428 --> 00:49:23,865 - This is just the zombie closet. 1282 00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:24,998 - I think they were using this 1283 00:49:25,098 --> 00:49:27,635 as a prop room, not a sex dungeon. 1284 00:49:27,735 --> 00:49:29,102 - How are you planning to use 1285 00:49:29,203 --> 00:49:31,138 all that stuff in a Christmas porn? 1286 00:49:31,238 --> 00:49:34,074 - The director thought that it would be edgy, 1287 00:49:34,174 --> 00:49:37,010 something you've never seen before. 1288 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:39,279 She said you don't know what Santa 1289 00:49:39,379 --> 00:49:42,684 and Mrs. Claus do when he comes home from work. 1290 00:49:42,784 --> 00:49:44,652 she's going to jingle his balls 1291 00:49:44,752 --> 00:49:46,588 all the way to Christmas! 1292 00:49:47,755 --> 00:49:50,357 - That is so messed up. 1293 00:49:50,959 --> 00:49:52,359 - That's good. 1294 00:49:52,727 --> 00:49:54,127 (soft, ominous music) 1295 00:49:54,228 --> 00:49:55,763 - It's so soft. 1296 00:49:55,864 --> 00:49:56,664 (Zoe giggles) 1297 00:49:56,764 --> 00:49:58,465 Nate, look how soft it is. 1298 00:49:58,566 --> 00:49:59,834 - Stop it. 1299 00:49:59,934 --> 00:50:01,134 Can we be serious, please? 1300 00:50:01,235 --> 00:50:03,003 - Yeah, yeah, okay. 1301 00:50:03,538 --> 00:50:04,471 (Charlie sighs) 1302 00:50:04,572 --> 00:50:05,205 Let's do this. 1303 00:50:05,305 --> 00:50:07,775 - Hell yeah. - Let's do this. 1304 00:50:07,876 --> 00:50:11,278 (soft, intense music) 1305 00:50:13,681 --> 00:50:16,584 (tape crunches) 1306 00:50:35,369 --> 00:50:37,404 - Autumn, why do you have nunchucks? 1307 00:50:37,505 --> 00:50:38,973 - I don't know how they got here, 1308 00:50:39,072 --> 00:50:40,942 but I know how to use them. 1309 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:41,976 - [Charlie] Huh. 1310 00:50:42,075 --> 00:50:44,779 - All right, so what's the plan? 1311 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:49,049 - Okay, well, we're gonna go in there. 1312 00:50:49,149 --> 00:50:51,819 We're going to skewer all the zombies in the brain, 1313 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,987 and then, we're gonna grab them, 1314 00:50:53,086 --> 00:50:54,722 and we're just gonna put 'em right in here. 1315 00:50:54,822 --> 00:50:56,323 - That sounds like a bad plan. 1316 00:50:57,892 --> 00:50:59,961 - Okay, why? 1317 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,863 Why is it a bad plan, Aaliyah? 1318 00:51:01,963 --> 00:51:05,567 - Because some of these weapons are just dumb props. 1319 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:08,335 - Hey, somebody must have worked hard 1320 00:51:08,435 --> 00:51:10,538 to make these the way our director wanted them. 1321 00:51:10,638 --> 00:51:12,239 - Nobody cares. 1322 00:51:12,339 --> 00:51:16,476 - Madame Money Shot cared, and she got eaten by zombies. 1323 00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:22,316 - Well, Autumn, we're going to go in there, 1324 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,852 we're going to defend her honor, 1325 00:51:24,953 --> 00:51:26,320 and we're gonna kill her enemies 1326 00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,388 and our enemies, right guys? 1327 00:51:28,488 --> 00:51:29,289 - Yeah. 1328 00:51:29,389 --> 00:51:30,758 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1329 00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:33,728 - Okay, but seriously. 1330 00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:36,129 We can attack them from both sides, right? 1331 00:51:36,229 --> 00:51:38,098 Three of us go one way, three of us go the other. 1332 00:51:38,198 --> 00:51:39,266 - I think you're forgetting someone, Nate, 1333 00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:41,201 so it doesn't really count. 1334 00:51:42,202 --> 00:51:43,437 - All right. 1335 00:51:45,006 --> 00:51:46,440 How about this? 1336 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:48,810 Theo and I go one way, and you and the girls go the other. 1337 00:51:48,910 --> 00:51:50,143 - Why am I stuck with the girls? 1338 00:51:50,243 --> 00:51:51,012 - Oh, boo. - Sexist. 1339 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,680 - Oh, come on. 1340 00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:55,950 I mean, Aaliyah has candy canes, Autumn has nunchucks. 1341 00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:58,218 You can't really stab zombies in the brain with those, Nate. 1342 00:51:58,318 --> 00:51:59,654 - But they can distract the zombies, 1343 00:51:59,754 --> 00:52:02,289 and you can stab them with your makeshift thing. 1344 00:52:04,058 --> 00:52:05,793 - Yeah, yeah, you're right. 1345 00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:06,828 You're right. - Hey. 1346 00:52:06,928 --> 00:52:09,296 - Hey, Aaliyah. - That works. 1347 00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:11,599 So. - Come here. 1348 00:52:11,699 --> 00:52:13,635 - Right, well then, what are we gonna do? 1349 00:52:13,735 --> 00:52:15,135 - Okay, if Theo and I go to the left-- 1350 00:52:15,235 --> 00:52:16,704 - Come here. 1351 00:52:16,804 --> 00:52:17,905 - Okay. 1352 00:52:19,607 --> 00:52:20,508 Are you okay? 1353 00:52:20,608 --> 00:52:22,510 - You want some? 1354 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:24,344 - I don't need more weed, Zoe. 1355 00:52:24,444 --> 00:52:27,414 - But it's the really good shit. 1356 00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:31,986 - No, I need my reflexes for fighting zombies. 1357 00:52:32,086 --> 00:52:34,822 - Just one hit, I offered some to Nate, 1358 00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,491 but he's being really boring. 1359 00:52:37,592 --> 00:52:39,794 - Well, he is really boring. 1360 00:52:39,894 --> 00:52:41,062 (Aaliyah chuckles) 1361 00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:43,196 - You think so? 1362 00:52:43,296 --> 00:52:45,298 I thought you liked him. 1363 00:52:46,768 --> 00:52:47,869 - No. 1364 00:52:48,736 --> 00:52:49,671 - Really? 1365 00:52:50,437 --> 00:52:53,407 Well, if you don't like Nate, 1366 00:52:53,508 --> 00:52:57,244 don't you think you should tell him that? 1367 00:52:57,344 --> 00:53:01,481 - Okay, I just want us to get out of this alive, okay? 1368 00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:05,352 I cannot be dealing with disappointed men right now. 1369 00:53:05,452 --> 00:53:06,353 Okay? - Okay. 1370 00:53:06,453 --> 00:53:07,822 - So, try to sober up. 1371 00:53:15,897 --> 00:53:17,732 - Do you want some? 1372 00:53:17,832 --> 00:53:19,466 - [BTS Guy] Sure. 1373 00:53:20,802 --> 00:53:22,136 (intense, funky music) 1374 00:53:22,235 --> 00:53:23,838 - Okay, yeah, that makes sense. 1375 00:53:23,938 --> 00:53:25,338 So, we talked about it. 1376 00:53:25,439 --> 00:53:29,077 We're going to hit the enemy from both sides. 1377 00:53:29,177 --> 00:53:31,344 - Charlie, what does that represent? 1378 00:53:31,445 --> 00:53:33,581 - Hitting the enemy from both sides, just go with it. 1379 00:53:33,681 --> 00:53:36,851 Yes, please, just, um, okay guys. 1380 00:53:36,951 --> 00:53:38,385 I'm gonna be real with you. 1381 00:53:39,654 --> 00:53:43,390 Take a deep breath, just in, and out. 1382 00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,559 (Zoe sighs deeply) 1383 00:53:44,659 --> 00:53:48,062 Some of us might die, but that's life. 1384 00:53:48,162 --> 00:53:50,263 But we don't want it to be this life. 1385 00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:55,837 So, let's just all remain calm, be a team, 1386 00:53:56,571 --> 00:53:59,574 and avenge our friends and fight for our friends now. 1387 00:53:59,674 --> 00:54:00,808 So, hands in. 1388 00:54:07,849 --> 00:54:09,751 I mean you too, Aaliyah. 1389 00:54:09,851 --> 00:54:10,918 You're part of this. 1390 00:54:14,789 --> 00:54:16,524 Okay guys, I want you to say it after me. 1391 00:54:16,624 --> 00:54:20,360 We are team Don't Die For Charlie, okay? 1392 00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:23,064 We are team Don't Die For Charlie. 1393 00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:24,599 Ready, one-- - And for Rich. 1394 00:54:24,699 --> 00:54:26,768 Yes, and we're doing this for Rich. 1395 00:54:26,868 --> 00:54:27,702 So, ready? 1396 00:54:27,802 --> 00:54:29,237 One, two, three. 1397 00:54:29,336 --> 00:54:31,471 Don't Die for Charlie. - Charlie. 1398 00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:33,741 Oh. 1399 00:54:33,841 --> 00:54:36,711 (Autumn exhales) 1400 00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:44,417 - Reggie. 1401 00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:47,287 I'm gonna protect my little wolves, Reggie. 1402 00:54:49,422 --> 00:54:51,358 I'm gonna do it for you, man. 1403 00:54:52,827 --> 00:54:55,163 (Charlie sighs) 1404 00:54:55,263 --> 00:54:56,463 Okay. 1405 00:54:57,732 --> 00:55:01,368 Nate, BTS guy, I want you guys to refill the batteries. 1406 00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:02,703 I don't wanna miss anything. 1407 00:55:02,804 --> 00:55:05,773 This is my moment, and I don't wanna get sued, so, 1408 00:55:05,873 --> 00:55:07,175 (hands clap) 1409 00:55:07,275 --> 00:55:09,076 let's go, let's get our game faces on. 1410 00:55:09,877 --> 00:55:10,678 (Charlie exhales) 1411 00:55:10,778 --> 00:55:11,646 Let's do this. 1412 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,313 (zombie grunts) 1413 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,448 - [Zoe] Excuse me, just don't mind me. 1414 00:55:15,550 --> 00:55:17,350 - [Charlie] Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. 1415 00:55:17,450 --> 00:55:18,351 (Zoe gasps) 1416 00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:19,086 - Hi. - Zoe, quick. 1417 00:55:19,187 --> 00:55:20,420 Push forward. 1418 00:55:20,521 --> 00:55:22,322 I'm gonna mess you up, man. (zombie roars) 1419 00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:24,025 Don't do it, don't break formation, man. 1420 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,827 - Here. - Zoe. 1421 00:55:25,927 --> 00:55:29,496 (zombies groan and snort) 1422 00:55:31,866 --> 00:55:34,836 Come here, they'll take care of you. 1423 00:55:34,936 --> 00:55:36,170 (zombies groan) 1424 00:55:36,270 --> 00:55:37,505 Whoa. 1425 00:55:37,972 --> 00:55:39,040 Okay. 1426 00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:41,108 Bye now. 1427 00:55:43,177 --> 00:55:45,345 I'm not trying to leave. - Zoe, Zoe. 1428 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:46,247 - I'm gonna wrap you up. (zombie groans) 1429 00:55:46,346 --> 00:55:47,480 - Oh, you wanna dance? 1430 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:48,616 - Zoe, there's zombies all over the room. 1431 00:55:48,716 --> 00:55:50,117 - [Zoe] Dance with me, Nathaniel. 1432 00:55:50,218 --> 00:55:51,219 - [Nate] Come on. 1433 00:55:51,319 --> 00:55:52,753 - [Zoe] Bad zombie. 1434 00:55:52,854 --> 00:55:55,556 - Oh my gosh, you two get a room, I got this. 1435 00:55:56,791 --> 00:55:58,192 (Aaliyah groans) 1436 00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:01,329 - Zoe, we can dance later after we kill all the zombies. 1437 00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:03,363 (zombie hisses) 1438 00:56:03,463 --> 00:56:04,265 - [Nate] Let's have our dance in the lobby. 1439 00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:05,233 - Really? - Nate. 1440 00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:06,801 - She'll die if she stays. 1441 00:56:06,901 --> 00:56:08,836 - [Charlie] Nobody's leaving until we kill all the zombies! 1442 00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:09,737 (Charlie shouts) 1443 00:56:09,837 --> 00:56:10,972 (flesh crunches) 1444 00:56:11,072 --> 00:56:12,173 - [Zoe] Nate and I are going to the lobby. 1445 00:56:12,273 --> 00:56:14,275 - No, no, you can't leave, Zoe. 1446 00:56:14,374 --> 00:56:15,977 - Charlie, back off. 1447 00:56:16,077 --> 00:56:17,044 - No, you back off. 1448 00:56:17,144 --> 00:56:18,145 I'm the boss, remember? 1449 00:56:18,246 --> 00:56:19,379 - There is no boss, there's zombies. 1450 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:20,715 - What are you talking about, dude? 1451 00:56:20,815 --> 00:56:22,250 I'm still the fucking boss, man. 1452 00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:23,851 This is still America! - Charlie, I swear. 1453 00:56:23,951 --> 00:56:26,120 - [Theodore] Hey morons, knock it off. 1454 00:56:27,188 --> 00:56:28,689 - [Aaliyah] No. 1455 00:56:29,223 --> 00:56:30,124 - Oh, fuck. 1456 00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:34,394 (Autumn shrieks and grunts) 1457 00:56:34,762 --> 00:56:38,599 (intense percussive music) 1458 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,602 Bing-bong. 1459 00:56:42,837 --> 00:56:45,405 You, Teddy. 1460 00:56:45,506 --> 00:56:47,174 - Sweet Prince. 1461 00:56:47,275 --> 00:56:48,576 Nate, I forgive you for now. 1462 00:56:48,676 --> 00:56:51,078 We need to clean up this place, we need to help Theo. 1463 00:56:51,178 --> 00:56:51,946 Go, clear the bodies off. 1464 00:56:52,046 --> 00:56:53,547 Zoe, help him, please. 1465 00:56:53,648 --> 00:56:56,150 Aaliyah, I need you to get sheets and a med kit. 1466 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:57,484 Okay, go. - On it. 1467 00:56:57,585 --> 00:57:00,221 - Wait, wait, wait, come here, come here. 1468 00:57:00,321 --> 00:57:01,589 I know we've had our differences, 1469 00:57:01,689 --> 00:57:03,423 but this is Theo's moment. 1470 00:57:04,525 --> 00:57:06,594 Move B-cam and focus on that. 1471 00:57:07,328 --> 00:57:09,096 - Okay. - For Theo. 1472 00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,299 - [Nate] Okay, we'll just-- 1473 00:57:11,399 --> 00:57:12,900 - This is your moment, sweet king. 1474 00:57:14,602 --> 00:57:16,671 - Goddamn, an-dick-conda. 1475 00:57:18,906 --> 00:57:20,274 Man, come on, dude, don't you have a soul? 1476 00:57:20,374 --> 00:57:23,611 Why don't you do something for once? 1477 00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:32,853 (Charlie coughs and retches) 1478 00:57:32,954 --> 00:57:34,188 (soft piano music) 1479 00:57:34,288 --> 00:57:35,589 Oh, my God. 1480 00:57:35,690 --> 00:57:38,192 You're gonna be fine, man, just hold it, hold it. 1481 00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:40,294 I once wanted, your turn, your turn, 1482 00:57:40,394 --> 00:57:41,529 I wanted to go to middle school, 1483 00:57:41,629 --> 00:57:44,632 medical cool, school, once, so. 1484 00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:48,302 Oh, my God. I haven't stuttered since, since third grade. 1485 00:57:48,402 --> 00:57:50,137 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1486 00:57:50,237 --> 00:57:51,772 (Charlie shushes) 1487 00:57:51,872 --> 00:57:53,975 Papa's got a bandaid, Papa's got a bandaid, okay? 1488 00:57:54,075 --> 00:57:56,476 It's okay, it's okay. 1489 00:57:56,577 --> 00:57:58,279 (Charlie retches) 1490 00:57:58,379 --> 00:57:59,246 Okay, you're gonna be fine. 1491 00:57:59,347 --> 00:58:00,348 You're gonna be good. 1492 00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:01,148 Nate. 1493 00:58:01,248 --> 00:58:02,850 Nate, I need your help. 1494 00:58:02,950 --> 00:58:03,551 - [Nate] Zoe-- 1495 00:58:03,651 --> 00:58:04,785 (Charlie shrieks) 1496 00:58:04,885 --> 00:58:06,387 Can you take care of a B camera real quick? 1497 00:58:06,486 --> 00:58:07,688 - Okay. 1498 00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,623 Ready, one, two, three. 1499 00:58:09,724 --> 00:58:11,692 Use your legs, don't hinge, don't hinge. 1500 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:13,694 Ready, one, two, three, oh my god, this guy's all cock. 1501 00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:15,663 You have a big cock. 1502 00:58:15,763 --> 00:58:18,966 Oh, my God, my back, my back. 1503 00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:22,236 Oh, my God, Theo. 1504 00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:24,372 Theo, not him, not him, me, me, me. 1505 00:58:24,472 --> 00:58:26,741 I'm right here, Papa's right here, okay? 1506 00:58:26,841 --> 00:58:30,911 Man, son of nine inches, house of porn, 1507 00:58:31,545 --> 00:58:34,115 may you're balls carry you to Valhalla, man, 1508 00:58:34,215 --> 00:58:37,418 among all those sexy, sexy, sexy valkyrie bitches, you know? 1509 00:58:37,518 --> 00:58:39,553 They're so hot, man. 1510 00:58:39,653 --> 00:58:40,921 You're gonna be fine, just keep pressure, man. 1511 00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:42,857 And then your balls, I mean, not your balls, man. 1512 00:58:42,957 --> 00:58:45,292 We talked about your balls, but your shaft, it's pretty big. 1513 00:58:45,393 --> 00:58:46,660 Be like a tree, you know? 1514 00:58:46,761 --> 00:58:49,030 In the Amazon, like one of those like redwoods. 1515 00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:50,164 It's big and thick and-- 1516 00:58:50,264 --> 00:58:51,632 - Don't play with that. 1517 00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:54,101 - May you orgy until kingdom comes again, man. 1518 00:58:55,136 --> 00:58:57,838 (Autumn sighs) 1519 00:58:57,938 --> 00:58:59,040 - Whoa. 1520 00:59:00,074 --> 00:59:01,208 Is that a body? 1521 00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:04,545 - Oh, yeah. 1522 00:59:05,413 --> 00:59:08,716 That was Reggie, the other intern. 1523 00:59:11,052 --> 00:59:15,122 He got bit, and Charlie hit him in the head with a bat. 1524 00:59:17,858 --> 00:59:21,362 - I guess that guy was a real person once. 1525 00:59:22,063 --> 00:59:26,167 - He was a bit of a bro, but yeah, he was all right. 1526 00:59:28,569 --> 00:59:30,004 - Bros are people, too. 1527 00:59:30,738 --> 00:59:32,106 - Well, that's debatable. 1528 00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:38,312 - I think you're just trying to justify it, 1529 00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:43,184 because these people, they had lives, 1530 00:59:43,284 --> 00:59:45,252 and we got them killed. 1531 00:59:48,322 --> 00:59:50,958 - Yeah, you're right. 1532 00:59:51,058 --> 00:59:52,693 Especially because I don't wanna 1533 00:59:52,793 --> 00:59:56,230 go back out there with those stupid men 1534 00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:59,333 as they decide what to do about Theodore. 1535 01:00:01,469 --> 01:00:04,438 - Me, neither. 1536 01:00:04,539 --> 01:00:07,775 But you and I, we gotta do something. 1537 01:00:10,244 --> 01:00:12,346 We're the only ones with any sense. 1538 01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:16,083 - Yeah, I agree. 1539 01:00:17,586 --> 01:00:19,386 You know what? 1540 01:00:19,954 --> 01:00:22,524 I think he'd wanna be buried with that. 1541 01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:23,791 - Yeah. 1542 01:00:24,526 --> 01:00:26,327 (Aaliyah and Autumn sob) 1543 01:00:26,427 --> 01:00:31,799 Yeah, he would. 1544 01:00:35,102 --> 01:00:36,203 Rich. 1545 01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:38,739 I'm so sorry. 1546 01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:42,243 (Autumn sights) 1547 01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:44,812 It was my fault, I should have protected you. 1548 01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:51,785 But we hope you're in heaven, 1549 01:00:51,886 --> 01:00:56,824 and I know you'd want to be buried with this boom pole. 1550 01:00:58,225 --> 01:00:59,827 And I would've gotten you cocaine, 1551 01:00:59,927 --> 01:01:02,930 but I couldn't find any. 1552 01:01:03,797 --> 01:01:05,466 - [Aaliyah] God, he loved cocaine. 1553 01:01:05,567 --> 01:01:06,400 - He did. 1554 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,902 - And you know what? 1555 01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:11,906 I'm sure there's cocaine in heaven, so. 1556 01:01:12,006 --> 01:01:14,108 - Yeah. 1557 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,577 Yeah. 1558 01:01:15,676 --> 01:01:17,144 - Let's get outta here. 1559 01:01:17,244 --> 01:01:19,847 (Autumn sobs) 1560 01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:22,383 I'm sorry, Rich. 1561 01:01:22,483 --> 01:01:23,784 Sorry. 1562 01:01:27,087 --> 01:01:29,190 - We've gotta figure out what to do with him. 1563 01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:31,560 - We have to kill him, you know. 1564 01:01:31,660 --> 01:01:33,027 - No, we don't. 1565 01:01:34,529 --> 01:01:35,896 There must be another way. 1566 01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:38,365 - We already killed Reggie, Nate. 1567 01:01:38,465 --> 01:01:39,733 - No, you killed Reggie. 1568 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,636 Nobody else agreed to that. 1569 01:01:41,735 --> 01:01:44,138 - He looks really pale. 1570 01:01:44,238 --> 01:01:47,676 Kind of like a vampire, but a not-sexy one. 1571 01:01:47,775 --> 01:01:50,244 - Zoe, why'd you get so close? 1572 01:01:50,344 --> 01:01:51,045 He could bite you. 1573 01:01:51,145 --> 01:01:52,713 - [Zoe] He's not a zombie, Nate. 1574 01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,848 He just looks really high. 1575 01:01:54,949 --> 01:01:57,084 - [Nate] He's not really high, Zoe, he's half dead. 1576 01:01:57,184 --> 01:01:58,953 - And now he's full dead. (flesh crunches) 1577 01:01:59,053 --> 01:02:00,555 - Charlie. - What the fuck, Charlie? 1578 01:02:00,655 --> 01:02:01,722 You murdered him! 1579 01:02:01,822 --> 01:02:03,658 - No, Nate, I put him out of his misery. 1580 01:02:03,757 --> 01:02:04,758 - You're a psycho. 1581 01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:08,062 (soft, tense music) 1582 01:02:09,863 --> 01:02:14,969 - You, you, take Theodore, put him in the closet. 1583 01:02:19,106 --> 01:02:20,007 Now! 1584 01:02:35,222 --> 01:02:36,123 - Teddy. 1585 01:02:36,857 --> 01:02:39,927 Teddy, I'm so sorry, Teddy. 1586 01:02:42,096 --> 01:02:45,032 Everybody will remember your big dick energy. 1587 01:02:45,132 --> 01:02:48,502 No one will forget it, and I'm sorry, I shouldn't-- 1588 01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:49,704 - Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 1589 01:02:49,803 --> 01:02:51,673 - I just wanna say goodbye. 1590 01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:52,906 - No, no, no. 1591 01:02:53,007 --> 01:02:54,942 You will turn into a zombie, Autumn. 1592 01:02:55,042 --> 01:02:56,810 You can't do that, okay? 1593 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:58,846 (Autumn sobs) 1594 01:02:58,946 --> 01:02:59,947 Fucking smells in here. 1595 01:03:00,047 --> 01:03:01,750 We gotta go, come on. 1596 01:03:01,849 --> 01:03:04,918 (zombies growl) 1597 01:03:08,489 --> 01:03:09,923 - He's dead. 1598 01:03:10,024 --> 01:03:11,660 He was good to us. 1599 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,595 He was a real friend of us, and he's dead. 1600 01:03:13,695 --> 01:03:16,096 - Ah, he was more of a client to me. 1601 01:03:16,196 --> 01:03:17,931 - We were in this together. 1602 01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:19,833 We were supposed to make decisions as a group. 1603 01:03:19,933 --> 01:03:22,202 You just killed him without a second thought? 1604 01:03:22,303 --> 01:03:24,071 Forget what I think, forget what Aaliyah thinks. 1605 01:03:24,171 --> 01:03:26,006 - Who caress what Aaliyah thinks, she's an intern. 1606 01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:27,709 - She's a person, Charlie. 1607 01:03:27,808 --> 01:03:29,544 And she has lots of great qualities. 1608 01:03:29,644 --> 01:03:30,645 - Oh, yeah? 1609 01:03:30,745 --> 01:03:31,680 Like what? 1610 01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:33,480 - She's smart. 1611 01:03:33,581 --> 01:03:34,716 She's brave. - Mmhmm. 1612 01:03:34,815 --> 01:03:35,949 - She's funny, she's creative. 1613 01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:38,819 - And she's got curves, and she flutters 1614 01:03:38,919 --> 01:03:40,622 her eyes at you when she needs something. 1615 01:03:40,722 --> 01:03:42,624 - Hey, it's not like that. 1616 01:03:42,724 --> 01:03:44,024 (Charlie chuckles) 1617 01:03:44,124 --> 01:03:45,225 Come on, Nathaniel. 1618 01:03:45,326 --> 01:03:47,027 Who do you think you're kidding? 1619 01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:49,664 - I have pretty eyelashes, don't I? 1620 01:03:49,764 --> 01:03:51,098 - One second Zoe, I'm talking to Nate. 1621 01:03:51,198 --> 01:03:53,934 I'm trying to see if he has any balls of his own. 1622 01:03:54,034 --> 01:03:55,469 - You have very pretty eyelashes, Zoe. 1623 01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:56,705 - Oh, thanks. 1624 01:03:56,805 --> 01:03:58,138 - But that's not the point. 1625 01:03:58,238 --> 01:04:01,041 We've been surviving these zombie attacks as a team, 1626 01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:02,544 and it's so unfair to everybody 1627 01:04:02,644 --> 01:04:04,478 when you just go and make decisions by yourself. 1628 01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:05,647 Is this funny to you? 1629 01:04:05,747 --> 01:04:06,480 (Charlie chuckles) 1630 01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:07,414 It's not okay. 1631 01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:08,583 - Yeah. 1632 01:04:10,351 --> 01:04:12,587 Let's get something straight, shall we? 1633 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:14,021 I'm your boss. 1634 01:04:15,022 --> 01:04:17,792 And you're my ass-istant. 1635 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,328 And no matter how cute Zoe is, or the curves on Aaliyah, 1636 01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:24,699 they're still just fucking interns. 1637 01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:25,800 - Don't say that. 1638 01:04:25,899 --> 01:04:28,302 - And Autumn is just a hoe-for-hire 1639 01:04:28,402 --> 01:04:32,039 on a production that doesn't even exist anymore. 1640 01:04:32,139 --> 01:04:34,441 - And the best in the biz. 1641 01:04:35,510 --> 01:04:36,611 - Oh. 1642 01:04:37,612 --> 01:04:39,748 Autumn, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. 1643 01:04:39,848 --> 01:04:43,050 - You did, but I'm not mad. 1644 01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:46,588 There are more important things to be mad about right now. 1645 01:04:46,688 --> 01:04:49,957 I'll worry about our society's attitude towards sex workers 1646 01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:52,761 when the zombie apocalypse is over. 1647 01:04:53,528 --> 01:04:59,133 Besides, I've seen you checkin' out this hoe-for-hire. 1648 01:04:59,366 --> 01:05:00,167 Don't deny it. 1649 01:05:01,435 --> 01:05:02,436 (Charlie chuckles) 1650 01:05:02,537 --> 01:05:03,605 - I can't believe you didn't take Theodore 1651 01:05:03,705 --> 01:05:04,606 to the zombie closet yourself. 1652 01:05:04,706 --> 01:05:06,608 - It's the apocalypse, Nate. 1653 01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:08,976 Everybody's equal, why do I have to do the heavy lifting? 1654 01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:10,779 You're such an asshole. 1655 01:05:10,879 --> 01:05:12,479 (rod clanks) 1656 01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:14,849 Okay, that's it. 1657 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:17,484 I am going to kill you! 1658 01:05:17,585 --> 01:05:19,554 - [Aaliyah] Hey. 1659 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,589 Nate, just step back. 1660 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,292 Take a deep breath. 1661 01:05:26,528 --> 01:05:28,763 (Charlie and Nate pant) 1662 01:05:28,863 --> 01:05:30,865 (Charlie spits) - I see how it is. 1663 01:05:30,964 --> 01:05:33,167 Yeah, just as I said. 1664 01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:37,137 Have your little leprechaun pretty lady manipulate you 1665 01:05:37,237 --> 01:05:40,040 into taking her side and betray me. 1666 01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:41,275 - Back up. - Fuck you, Charlie. 1667 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,343 - Hey, hey. 1668 01:05:43,444 --> 01:05:46,413 It looks like you're running hot. 1669 01:05:46,881 --> 01:05:49,016 Why don't we go back to your room? 1670 01:05:49,983 --> 01:05:51,786 - It's an office, Autumn. 1671 01:05:51,886 --> 01:05:54,121 - Well, your bed looked really comfy. 1672 01:05:55,155 --> 01:05:56,990 I could really use this stiff one right now. 1673 01:05:57,090 --> 01:06:00,027 All this fighting has made me really thirsty. 1674 01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:03,130 - Sure. 1675 01:06:04,465 --> 01:06:06,400 Yeah, that actually sounds kind of fun, kind of nice. 1676 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,602 Excuse me. 1677 01:06:08,536 --> 01:06:10,070 (Charlie sighs) 1678 01:06:10,170 --> 01:06:11,673 Oh God, I just gotta get my phone. 1679 01:06:11,773 --> 01:06:13,474 You know, I'm sorry, Nate. 1680 01:06:13,575 --> 01:06:14,441 - Charlie. 1681 01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:16,009 - Fuck you. 1682 01:06:16,109 --> 01:06:18,479 Call me your assistant again, and see what happens. 1683 01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:20,080 - Ass-istant. 1684 01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:23,283 And I think you're forgetting I've killed one people, 1685 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:27,154 I've killed two people, you're gonna be number three, okay? 1686 01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:31,492 Enjoy your leprechaun demon. 1687 01:06:32,827 --> 01:06:34,127 Come on, Autumn. 1688 01:06:35,996 --> 01:06:37,732 You are looking really good, so. 1689 01:06:37,832 --> 01:06:38,933 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1690 01:06:39,032 --> 01:06:40,400 How do you like the place? 1691 01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:42,102 - The sound stage? 1692 01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:46,139 - Yeah, I mean, it cost a lot of money. 1693 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,109 I put everything I have in into it. 1694 01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:52,647 It's complicated, but yeah. 1695 01:06:52,747 --> 01:06:54,516 - It's really big. 1696 01:06:54,616 --> 01:06:55,683 (Charlie chuckles) 1697 01:06:55,783 --> 01:06:57,685 - Yeah? - And tough. 1698 01:06:57,785 --> 01:06:58,920 Just like it's owner. 1699 01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:00,087 - Oh? 1700 01:07:00,187 --> 01:07:03,190 I mean, yeah. I mean, I'm pretty hard. 1701 01:07:03,290 --> 01:07:06,728 I mean, I mean, the permits were pretty hard to get. 1702 01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:11,031 And I, I am, I'm pretty, I mean, I can get hard, you know? 1703 01:07:11,131 --> 01:07:12,600 I mean, I'm, 1704 01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:13,200 (Charlie stammers) 1705 01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:14,669 - So, on the stage? 1706 01:07:14,769 --> 01:07:16,169 - After, yeah, after you, sorry. 1707 01:07:16,270 --> 01:07:18,573 You, you, you're really a very beautiful woman, 1708 01:07:18,673 --> 01:07:21,843 so, I'm a little, getting a little nervous, you know? 1709 01:07:21,943 --> 01:07:23,578 Oh, excuse, excuse me. 1710 01:07:26,446 --> 01:07:27,582 Okay. 1711 01:07:27,682 --> 01:07:28,650 (Charlie chuckles) 1712 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:29,684 Okay. 1713 01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:30,919 (tense music) 1714 01:07:31,019 --> 01:07:32,754 - [Autumn] Oh yes. 1715 01:07:32,854 --> 01:07:34,923 - [Charlie] Yeah, go for it, yeah. 1716 01:07:35,023 --> 01:07:39,527 (Charlie and Autumn chuckle) 1717 01:07:39,627 --> 01:07:40,528 (Autumn hums) 1718 01:07:40,628 --> 01:07:41,529 Whoa, okay. 1719 01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:46,233 I didn't want any anyways, so. 1720 01:07:47,802 --> 01:07:48,736 (Autumn belches) 1721 01:07:48,836 --> 01:07:50,738 - Oh, that hits the spot. 1722 01:07:51,739 --> 01:07:52,740 - [Charlie] Yeah. 1723 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,107 - Where did you get it? 1724 01:07:54,207 --> 01:07:56,243 - A convenience store? 1725 01:07:56,343 --> 01:07:58,178 - I wish there was more. 1726 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:02,115 - Oh, I don't think that whiskey's anything special. 1727 01:08:02,215 --> 01:08:03,952 Whoa, are you okay? 1728 01:08:04,052 --> 01:08:05,419 - Is it hot in here? 1729 01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:06,721 - Uh, I got-- 1730 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,221 - Or is it just me? 1731 01:08:08,322 --> 01:08:10,424 - Yeah, well I got central AC, so maybe. 1732 01:08:10,525 --> 01:08:12,627 But whoa, are you bleeding? 1733 01:08:14,562 --> 01:08:15,530 (Charlie coughs) 1734 01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:16,831 - Oh, yes. 1735 01:08:16,931 --> 01:08:18,700 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1736 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,467 - Oh, yes. 1737 01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:21,468 (Charlie cheers) 1738 01:08:21,569 --> 01:08:23,838 Why don't your parents have a zipper? 1739 01:08:23,938 --> 01:08:27,075 - Um, my mom bought these for me. 1740 01:08:27,174 --> 01:08:27,842 Yeah. 1741 01:08:27,942 --> 01:08:29,043 (pants rip) 1742 01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:30,243 - Why are we sneaking around again? 1743 01:08:30,344 --> 01:08:32,312 - I wanna make sure Autumn's okay. 1744 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:34,949 - She seemed fine, right? 1745 01:08:35,049 --> 01:08:37,184 - Once again, you're completely missing the point, okay? 1746 01:08:37,284 --> 01:08:39,219 I can't have a girl who's having a bad night 1747 01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:41,889 leave the crowd with a total creep. 1748 01:08:41,990 --> 01:08:43,791 There are rules, Nate. 1749 01:08:44,358 --> 01:08:47,127 - what do you think is gonna happen now? 1750 01:08:47,227 --> 01:08:49,329 - What do you think is gonna happen now? 1751 01:08:51,599 --> 01:08:52,900 - I don't know. 1752 01:08:53,668 --> 01:08:54,602 - Of course not. 1753 01:08:54,702 --> 01:08:55,770 (Aaliyah sighs) 1754 01:08:55,870 --> 01:08:58,039 - Everyone seems upset. 1755 01:08:58,138 --> 01:09:00,340 Just gonna get some zombie strain. 1756 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,643 I think Charlie had some. 1757 01:09:01,743 --> 01:09:04,078 - No, no, no, no, don't. 1758 01:09:04,177 --> 01:09:05,880 If I were you, I wouldn't go in there. 1759 01:09:06,781 --> 01:09:07,649 Zoe, quick, cut it out. 1760 01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:09,817 - I need more weed. 1761 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:11,318 - Trust me, if you go in there, 1762 01:09:11,418 --> 01:09:13,054 you might not like what you see. 1763 01:09:13,153 --> 01:09:14,321 - Why not? 1764 01:09:15,155 --> 01:09:17,892 - You might be interrupting. 1765 01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:20,962 (Zoe gasps) 1766 01:09:21,062 --> 01:09:23,031 Do you think they're? 1767 01:09:23,131 --> 01:09:24,498 - Probably, yeah. 1768 01:09:24,599 --> 01:09:26,868 (Zoe giggles) (Nate groans) 1769 01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:28,536 - Gross. 1770 01:09:29,137 --> 01:09:31,304 Why would she want do that with Charlie? 1771 01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:32,573 - Probably 'cause Charlie has killed, like, 1772 01:09:32,674 --> 01:09:34,609 multiple people without remorse, and she doesn't want-- 1773 01:09:34,709 --> 01:09:36,010 - Zoe. 1774 01:09:36,110 --> 01:09:38,713 - I'm so quiet, I'm a ninja. 1775 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:45,419 - Fuck. (Nate sighs) 1776 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,421 - Hey Zoe, what are you doing in here? 1777 01:09:47,522 --> 01:09:51,693 - I forgot something just came to grab it real quick. 1778 01:09:51,793 --> 01:09:53,628 Don't mind me. 1779 01:09:53,728 --> 01:09:54,227 - What? 1780 01:09:54,327 --> 01:09:56,064 - Don't focus on her. 1781 01:09:56,164 --> 01:09:57,364 Focus on me. 1782 01:09:57,464 --> 01:09:59,167 - Are are really gonna do this with her here? 1783 01:09:59,266 --> 01:10:00,835 - I don't mind having an audience. 1784 01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:02,570 What, are you scared? 1785 01:10:02,670 --> 01:10:03,838 (Charlie laughs) 1786 01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:05,573 - No, I'm not scared. 1787 01:10:05,673 --> 01:10:07,075 - Then let's go. 1788 01:10:07,175 --> 01:10:07,842 (Zoe gasps) 1789 01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:08,976 - Ah, yes. 1790 01:10:09,077 --> 01:10:09,977 (Charlie laughs) 1791 01:10:10,078 --> 01:10:10,812 - Yeah. 1792 01:10:10,912 --> 01:10:12,714 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1793 01:10:12,814 --> 01:10:14,515 - This is for Theo. 1794 01:10:14,615 --> 01:10:15,850 - What? 1795 01:10:15,950 --> 01:10:18,052 - Hey Charlie, take a couple of deep breaths in 1796 01:10:18,152 --> 01:10:20,588 before you finish, it'll help. 1797 01:10:20,688 --> 01:10:21,589 - What the fuck? 1798 01:10:24,025 --> 01:10:24,826 Whoa. - Naughty Charlie. 1799 01:10:24,926 --> 01:10:27,161 (Charlie cheers and moans) 1800 01:10:27,260 --> 01:10:30,865 - Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick. 1801 01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:33,400 - Yeah, I think we should go somewhere else. 1802 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,803 - But what if she's not okay? 1803 01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:39,040 - Aaliyah, I think she decided what she wants to do. 1804 01:10:39,607 --> 01:10:41,142 Who are we to say that she shouldn't? 1805 01:10:41,241 --> 01:10:43,845 - But, eh, that's vile. 1806 01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:49,884 - Okay, then I guess we'll stay here, then, just in case. 1807 01:10:51,018 --> 01:10:52,854 Hopefully no one throws up. 1808 01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:56,657 (Charlie cheers and shouts) 1809 01:11:02,063 --> 01:11:03,531 What have you got there, Zoe? 1810 01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:07,635 - Nate, it's the jackpot. 1811 01:11:07,735 --> 01:11:08,903 (box rattles) 1812 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,639 Zombie strain. 1813 01:11:11,739 --> 01:11:13,306 You want a hit? 1814 01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:17,578 (Nate sighs) 1815 01:11:17,678 --> 01:11:20,748 - I almost think that I'm the one who's wrong about weed. 1816 01:11:20,848 --> 01:11:22,817 I thought I needed to keep my wits about me 1817 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:24,417 in order to stay alive. 1818 01:11:25,352 --> 01:11:27,922 Thought that weed just makes you stupid. 1819 01:11:28,022 --> 01:11:29,557 (bong water gurgles) 1820 01:11:29,657 --> 01:11:32,727 And I thought you were, I don't know, a good girl? 1821 01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:35,963 (Zoe exhales) 1822 01:11:36,063 --> 01:11:39,033 (Super Zombie growls) 1823 01:11:39,834 --> 01:11:42,469 (door thuds) 1824 01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:48,475 (Super Zombie pants) 1825 01:11:53,281 --> 01:11:55,917 (Super Zombie roars) 1826 01:11:59,787 --> 01:12:02,190 (flesh oozes) 1827 01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:04,225 - I am a good girl. 1828 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,693 And I like weed. 1829 01:12:05,793 --> 01:12:08,930 (Charlie shrieks) 1830 01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:09,997 (suspenseful music) 1831 01:12:10,097 --> 01:12:12,365 - [Aaliyah] Whoa, oh. 1832 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,836 - [Nate] Whoa, whoa. 1833 01:12:14,936 --> 01:12:16,270 (Charlie pants) 1834 01:12:16,369 --> 01:12:18,506 - Hey, what happened? 1835 01:12:19,774 --> 01:12:20,808 - It's gone. 1836 01:12:21,408 --> 01:12:22,276 It's gone. 1837 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:24,278 - What do you mean, it's gone? 1838 01:12:24,377 --> 01:12:26,379 - She bit it off, Nate. 1839 01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:27,715 (door creaks) 1840 01:12:27,815 --> 01:12:30,718 (penis bleats) 1841 01:12:31,953 --> 01:12:33,254 - Is that? 1842 01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:34,121 (Charlie groans) 1843 01:12:34,222 --> 01:12:35,256 (penis bleats) 1844 01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:38,860 (blood oozes) 1845 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,393 (penis bleats) 1846 01:12:40,493 --> 01:12:41,529 - [Charlie] My dick. 1847 01:12:41,629 --> 01:12:43,463 - Oh, I'm gonna be sick. 1848 01:12:43,564 --> 01:12:44,932 - It's okay, it's okay. - Hey. 1849 01:12:45,032 --> 01:12:47,802 Come back here, I gotta give you back to Charlie. 1850 01:12:47,902 --> 01:12:52,106 Don't worry, Charlie, I'm gonna get it for you. 1851 01:12:52,974 --> 01:12:54,008 - Oh, my God. 1852 01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:55,142 Zoe, get out of there. 1853 01:12:55,243 --> 01:12:57,477 (Autumn roars) 1854 01:12:57,578 --> 01:13:01,148 - Hey, don't bite us, get him, get him. 1855 01:13:01,249 --> 01:13:02,016 - No, Charlie. 1856 01:13:02,116 --> 01:13:03,416 - Who cares? 1857 01:13:04,218 --> 01:13:04,752 Oh, my God. 1858 01:13:04,852 --> 01:13:05,887 - I do. 1859 01:13:05,987 --> 01:13:07,255 (Autumn shrieks) 1860 01:13:07,355 --> 01:13:09,056 - Okay, well, unless you can stop her 1861 01:13:09,156 --> 01:13:10,423 from biting everybody-- 1862 01:13:10,524 --> 01:13:11,692 - [Nate] It's a trap. 1863 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:14,161 - No, she will bite him and run away, okay? 1864 01:13:14,262 --> 01:13:16,130 He's done for, just, 1865 01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:19,066 Nate, I wanna get out of here alive. 1866 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:20,701 - Shut the fuck up and help me! 1867 01:13:20,801 --> 01:13:21,903 - Okay! 1868 01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:24,071 (Autumn shrieks) 1869 01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:28,309 (Super Zombie grunts and growls) 1870 01:13:28,408 --> 01:13:31,612 (suspenseful music) 1871 01:13:40,621 --> 01:13:42,957 (Autumn shrieks) 1872 01:13:43,057 --> 01:13:44,225 - Do it. 1873 01:13:44,325 --> 01:13:45,226 - Oh, my God! - Do it, now. 1874 01:13:45,326 --> 01:13:46,294 (flesh crunches) (Aaliyah gasps) 1875 01:13:46,394 --> 01:13:47,695 - Oh, shit. 1876 01:13:48,162 --> 01:13:51,632 (soft, ominous music) 1877 01:13:56,704 --> 01:13:59,907 - Guess she is going in the zombie closet. 1878 01:14:00,007 --> 01:14:02,610 (Nate pants) 1879 01:14:10,618 --> 01:14:14,055 All right, we got Charlie settled. 1880 01:14:14,689 --> 01:14:16,357 Did you think his dick was gonna be that big? 1881 01:14:16,456 --> 01:14:17,825 - Oh, hell no. 1882 01:14:17,925 --> 01:14:20,127 I, yeah. 1883 01:14:20,227 --> 01:14:22,163 - I mean-- - There's no way. 1884 01:14:22,263 --> 01:14:23,698 - If he wasn't such a dick, 1885 01:14:23,798 --> 01:14:25,866 he probably would've had a good life. 1886 01:14:26,434 --> 01:14:27,635 - Maybe. 1887 01:14:28,936 --> 01:14:30,271 Zombie closet? 1888 01:14:30,371 --> 01:14:32,106 - Yeah. 1889 01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:33,641 - I'm gonna grab her legs. 1890 01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:37,011 - Okay. - All right. 1891 01:14:37,111 --> 01:14:38,212 Okay, so. 1892 01:14:38,913 --> 01:14:40,247 - All right. 1893 01:14:41,182 --> 01:14:42,216 - Alrighty. 1894 01:14:42,316 --> 01:14:44,652 - Three, two, one. 1895 01:14:46,187 --> 01:14:47,154 - Okay. - Okay. 1896 01:14:47,254 --> 01:14:48,189 - Okay, come on, quick. 1897 01:14:48,289 --> 01:14:49,423 Quick, quick, quick. - Shit. 1898 01:14:49,523 --> 01:14:51,792 How is she heavier than Theo? 1899 01:14:51,892 --> 01:14:53,861 - Because she actually worked out. 1900 01:14:57,131 --> 01:14:58,065 Okay. 1901 01:14:58,165 --> 01:14:59,567 Oh, you know what? 1902 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:02,036 Why don't you give this to our new Ken doll? 1903 01:15:04,372 --> 01:15:06,173 - Why is this happening to us? 1904 01:15:06,841 --> 01:15:09,243 - Honestly, it's probably something you did, Nate. 1905 01:15:14,281 --> 01:15:15,850 - Let's check on Charlie. 1906 01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:21,522 - Oh, shit, sorry man. 1907 01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:23,190 I wasn't thinking. 1908 01:15:25,126 --> 01:15:27,028 I deserve that, okay. 1909 01:15:27,128 --> 01:15:28,262 (pencil scribbles) 1910 01:15:28,362 --> 01:15:29,630 Come on. 1911 01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:33,300 - Use this to stop the bleeding. 1912 01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:38,105 - Could you please describe the missing penis? 1913 01:15:38,739 --> 01:15:41,075 - It's the one crawling around without balls. 1914 01:15:41,175 --> 01:15:43,411 (pencil scribbles) 1915 01:15:43,512 --> 01:15:48,716 - Um, idea on size, width, girth? 1916 01:15:49,850 --> 01:15:54,055 Type of blood, A+, A, B, O? 1917 01:15:54,655 --> 01:15:57,058 - Big dick. - Any specific beauty marks? 1918 01:15:58,292 --> 01:15:59,593 - Nate? 1919 01:16:00,428 --> 01:16:01,562 Thank you. 1920 01:16:01,662 --> 01:16:02,830 (pencil scribbles) 1921 01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:05,733 I'm sorry I've been such an idiot, man. 1922 01:16:07,802 --> 01:16:10,805 And now I'm just like, I'm a eunuch, man. 1923 01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:14,075 I'm a dickless cripple, man. 1924 01:16:14,175 --> 01:16:16,877 (Charlie sniffles) 1925 01:16:16,977 --> 01:16:19,113 - Let's get you out of here. 1926 01:16:19,213 --> 01:16:21,749 We need somewhere clean for him to lie down. 1927 01:16:22,783 --> 01:16:25,753 Hey, can you help get Charlie to the stage? 1928 01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:32,693 (Charlie groans) 1929 01:16:32,793 --> 01:16:34,462 - Okay, I don't think that's clean. 1930 01:16:34,563 --> 01:16:35,564 I'm pretty sure Theodore and Autumn 1931 01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,631 had sex on it before we killed them. 1932 01:16:37,731 --> 01:16:39,767 - Honestly, at this point, I don't really care. 1933 01:16:39,867 --> 01:16:41,368 - You don't have anything helpful to say, do you? 1934 01:16:41,469 --> 01:16:44,506 - Has anyone seen this penis? 1935 01:16:44,605 --> 01:16:46,307 - Stop looking for his dick, Zoe. 1936 01:16:46,407 --> 01:16:48,809 It's a zombie now, so it's probably dangerous, or something. 1937 01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:51,779 And we have more important shit to deal with. 1938 01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:53,280 Sorry. - It's okay. 1939 01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,049 - This is important. 1940 01:16:55,149 --> 01:16:59,920 Charlie's penis is probably just crawling around, 1941 01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:02,623 with no one, all alone, and without a home. 1942 01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:06,794 - Well, don't let Nate find it, okay? 1943 01:17:06,894 --> 01:17:09,330 Because he'll make you stab it yourself. 1944 01:17:10,464 --> 01:17:11,398 - Why do I feel like I'm the only one 1945 01:17:11,499 --> 01:17:12,766 trying to help the group here? 1946 01:17:12,867 --> 01:17:14,536 And not just being a self-serving asshole. 1947 01:17:14,635 --> 01:17:15,537 (Zoe gasps) 1948 01:17:15,636 --> 01:17:17,204 - I have something that'll help. 1949 01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:22,643 (light bulb rattles) 1950 01:17:24,278 --> 01:17:26,347 - [Aaliyah] What? 1951 01:17:26,447 --> 01:17:29,650 - [Nate] You can't seriously be offering me weed right now. 1952 01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:33,287 - It's not just weed, it's the zombie strain. 1953 01:17:33,387 --> 01:17:35,356 - I don't give a fuck! 1954 01:17:35,456 --> 01:17:36,891 I don't care what strain it is. 1955 01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:39,093 I don't care if it's indica, or sativa, 1956 01:17:39,193 --> 01:17:41,428 or the sunshine and rainbows strain, or whatever bullshit. 1957 01:17:41,530 --> 01:17:42,531 I don't want it. 1958 01:17:42,631 --> 01:17:44,832 It's not gonna fucking change anything. 1959 01:17:45,634 --> 01:17:47,401 Oh, my God. 1960 01:17:47,501 --> 01:17:49,436 Everybody's dying. 1961 01:17:49,538 --> 01:17:51,839 Charlie's bleeding out, I don't trust Aaliyah anymore, 1962 01:17:51,939 --> 01:17:53,908 because she only cares about herself. 1963 01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:56,243 I can't rely on you, 'cause you're too high 1964 01:17:56,343 --> 01:17:57,646 to take anything seriously. 1965 01:17:57,745 --> 01:18:00,714 There's no end in sight to this nightmare. 1966 01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:03,684 There could be 50 zombies outside, for all we know. 1967 01:18:03,784 --> 01:18:05,085 I'm scared, Zoe. 1968 01:18:05,186 --> 01:18:07,888 I'm scared, I'm terrified that we're all gonna be 1969 01:18:07,988 --> 01:18:10,758 eaten alive, and your response is to offer me drugs? 1970 01:18:10,858 --> 01:18:12,893 It's fucking insulting. 1971 01:18:12,993 --> 01:18:15,863 (soft, acoustic guitar music) 1972 01:18:15,963 --> 01:18:21,168 - Okay, but it's not a drug. 1973 01:18:22,703 --> 01:18:24,004 It's a plant. 1974 01:18:25,507 --> 01:18:27,741 - It's drugs, where I'm from. 1975 01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:31,745 - Well, in California you could buy it at the store. 1976 01:18:37,218 --> 01:18:41,488 You don't have to freak out, Nate, if you don't want to. 1977 01:18:42,022 --> 01:18:45,125 I know it might feel like you should, 1978 01:18:45,226 --> 01:18:50,231 because today has been, like, the worst day ever. 1979 01:18:50,331 --> 01:18:54,301 But why freak out? 1980 01:18:55,736 --> 01:18:57,271 Is it really gonna help? 1981 01:18:58,472 --> 01:19:00,274 - Yeah, who's the asshole now? 1982 01:19:04,011 --> 01:19:05,479 - It's Charlie's penis! 1983 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,114 - My dick? 1984 01:19:07,214 --> 01:19:08,148 My dick? 1985 01:19:08,249 --> 01:19:09,049 (Aaliyah sighs) 1986 01:19:09,149 --> 01:19:10,150 - She's a sweet girl, Nate. 1987 01:19:10,251 --> 01:19:12,386 But when you're as baked as she is, 1988 01:19:13,821 --> 01:19:16,423 this probably just feels like a weird game, okay? 1989 01:19:16,524 --> 01:19:17,424 Honestly, I'm jealous. 1990 01:19:17,525 --> 01:19:20,127 (Charlie softly grunts) 1991 01:19:20,227 --> 01:19:23,931 - You know, there's something we haven't been considering. 1992 01:19:25,366 --> 01:19:26,668 - What? 1993 01:19:26,767 --> 01:19:28,168 - Well, when you were yelling at Zoe, 1994 01:19:28,269 --> 01:19:30,070 I was checking my phone, and it turns out 1995 01:19:30,170 --> 01:19:33,140 that there's like a whole bunch of new updates from, 1996 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,141 (Charlie grunts) 1997 01:19:34,241 --> 01:19:35,943 doctors and scientists and stuff, 1998 01:19:36,043 --> 01:19:39,714 and they're talking about like zombies and the virus, 1999 01:19:39,813 --> 01:19:40,981 and there's all this new information, 2000 01:19:41,081 --> 01:19:42,950 they're saying it's evolving. 2001 01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:47,756 So, I was thinking, what if there's people 2002 01:19:47,855 --> 01:19:50,891 that get bit, and they don't turn their zombies? 2003 01:19:50,991 --> 01:19:52,493 - [Aaliyah] Gimme a fucking break. 2004 01:19:52,594 --> 01:19:53,528 - Well, you know. 2005 01:19:53,628 --> 01:19:55,029 (Charlie coughs) 2006 01:19:55,129 --> 01:19:59,033 I'm feeling fine, and so, maybe I'm not asymptomatic, 2007 01:19:59,133 --> 01:20:00,735 and I'm not gonna turn into a zombie. 2008 01:20:00,834 --> 01:20:01,969 - Yeah, perfect, then you'll just be 2009 01:20:02,069 --> 01:20:03,270 an asshole with no dick, 2010 01:20:03,370 --> 01:20:05,973 instead of a zombie asshole with no dick. 2011 01:20:07,374 --> 01:20:08,543 - Oh, okay. 2012 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:13,914 Okay. - You know what? 2013 01:20:14,014 --> 01:20:15,583 I should just kill you right now 2014 01:20:15,684 --> 01:20:17,184 before you turn and try to eat us. 2015 01:20:17,284 --> 01:20:18,586 - Uh, no. 2016 01:20:18,687 --> 01:20:20,755 No, no, oh, hey. 2017 01:20:20,854 --> 01:20:22,856 - I won't let you do that. 2018 01:20:22,956 --> 01:20:24,158 - Yeah, you'll try to stop me? 2019 01:20:24,258 --> 01:20:25,326 Why? 2020 01:20:25,426 --> 01:20:26,994 Look at him. 2021 01:20:27,762 --> 01:20:28,630 - Hello. 2022 01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:31,332 - Because, what if he's right? 2023 01:20:32,767 --> 01:20:34,301 (zombie roars) 2024 01:20:34,401 --> 01:20:34,868 (walls thud) 2025 01:20:34,968 --> 01:20:35,869 What was that? 2026 01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:37,572 - Go check the security cameras. 2027 01:20:37,672 --> 01:20:40,841 Go. 2028 01:20:40,941 --> 01:20:42,843 You go, too. 2029 01:20:42,943 --> 01:20:43,678 You go, too. 2030 01:20:43,778 --> 01:20:44,845 - Are you coming? 2031 01:20:46,748 --> 01:20:47,848 - Sure. 2032 01:20:49,149 --> 01:20:50,652 - [Charlie] Hey Zoe, hey Zoe. 2033 01:20:50,752 --> 01:20:54,021 (soft, tense music) 2034 01:20:57,592 --> 01:20:58,793 - Oh, that's not good. 2035 01:20:58,892 --> 01:21:00,894 - We really have to get out of here. 2036 01:21:04,298 --> 01:21:05,332 - Okay. 2037 01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:09,503 - [Charlie] What's going on, you guys? 2038 01:21:09,604 --> 01:21:11,271 Look like you're missing a dick. 2039 01:21:11,372 --> 01:21:12,940 - Okay, all right. 2040 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,809 We got some good news, we got some bad news. 2041 01:21:14,908 --> 01:21:15,777 - Oh, what's the good news? 2042 01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:17,878 - Yeah, what's the good news? 2043 01:21:17,978 --> 01:21:19,179 - Okay, we don't have any good news. 2044 01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:20,515 I thought you were gonna ask for some bad news first. 2045 01:21:20,615 --> 01:21:21,382 - What? 2046 01:21:21,482 --> 01:21:23,050 What? 2047 01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:24,853 - Okay. I'm sorry, but there's a bigger one with them, 2048 01:21:24,952 --> 01:21:27,254 and it seems stronger and smarter. 2049 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:27,955 - Oh no, yeah. 2050 01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,423 I was reading about those guys. 2051 01:21:29,524 --> 01:21:32,126 They were saying there's, like, variants and stuff. 2052 01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:34,194 But hey, that's kind of cool, man. 2053 01:21:35,730 --> 01:21:36,497 Nature, right? 2054 01:21:36,598 --> 01:21:37,599 Shit evolves. 2055 01:21:37,699 --> 01:21:40,635 (Charlie chuckles) 2056 01:21:40,735 --> 01:21:42,369 You guys should go. 2057 01:21:42,469 --> 01:21:43,538 I'll stay. 2058 01:21:43,638 --> 01:21:45,038 - All right, I'll stay. 2059 01:21:46,073 --> 01:21:49,977 - No, no, Zoe, I'm gonna say, you're gonna go. 2060 01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:52,413 - I'm gonna stay, you're gonna go. 2061 01:21:52,514 --> 01:21:55,416 - No, Zoe, I'm staying, you are going with them. 2062 01:21:55,517 --> 01:21:56,851 ' I'm staying, you're going with them. 2063 01:21:56,950 --> 01:21:58,686 - No, Zoe, I'm staying, you're going. 2064 01:21:58,787 --> 01:21:59,687 - I'm staying, you're going-- 2065 01:21:59,788 --> 01:22:00,755 - No, Zoe! 2066 01:22:00,855 --> 01:22:02,923 I'm trying to be heroic, okay? 2067 01:22:03,023 --> 01:22:04,091 This is my moment. 2068 01:22:05,627 --> 01:22:08,696 What's up, BTS guy? 2069 01:22:08,797 --> 01:22:11,198 Nate, look at me, man. 2070 01:22:11,465 --> 01:22:13,033 I'm bleeding out. 2071 01:22:13,535 --> 01:22:14,669 I got no dick. 2072 01:22:15,770 --> 01:22:18,172 Like, I'm also bit, and I'm probably 2073 01:22:18,272 --> 01:22:20,575 gonna turn into his zombie soon. 2074 01:22:21,175 --> 01:22:24,612 So, if I'm gonna die, I want to go out fighting, 2075 01:22:24,712 --> 01:22:26,915 so I can be up there with Theo, 2076 01:22:27,014 --> 01:22:30,317 with all those hot-ass Valkyrie babes. 2077 01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:33,120 - Damn, Charlie. 2078 01:22:34,923 --> 01:22:37,592 It's a shame you had to go out like this. 2079 01:22:37,692 --> 01:22:39,026 - You're full of shit, Aaliyah 2080 01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:39,894 (Aaliyah chuckles) 2081 01:22:40,027 --> 01:22:41,228 - [Aaliyah] So are you. 2082 01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:45,232 - You know, like if things went a little different, 2083 01:22:45,332 --> 01:22:47,234 maybe we could have been buddies. 2084 01:22:50,638 --> 01:22:51,706 - Nah. 2085 01:22:53,173 --> 01:22:54,975 - Damn, well, you can go to hell, then. 2086 01:22:55,075 --> 01:22:57,745 I mean, I'll see you there soon, sheesh. 2087 01:22:57,846 --> 01:22:59,547 Nate, Nate? 2088 01:22:59,647 --> 01:23:00,548 Hello. 2089 01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:04,652 - Let's get you geared up, at least. 2090 01:23:04,752 --> 01:23:07,254 - Okay, well, if you're gonna get me geared up, 2091 01:23:07,354 --> 01:23:09,156 can you get all those action cameras? 2092 01:23:09,256 --> 01:23:12,226 Because if I'm gonna die, I want to go out 2093 01:23:12,326 --> 01:23:15,797 really cool and badass, so people remember me. 2094 01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:18,733 - All right, we'll see what we can do. 2095 01:23:18,833 --> 01:23:20,133 - Okay. 2096 01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:22,302 That's cool. 2097 01:23:22,402 --> 01:23:23,370 Thank you. 2098 01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:25,205 Oh, and thank you for taking the bat. 2099 01:23:25,305 --> 01:23:26,473 You can go now, little demon. 2100 01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:27,509 - Fuck you. 2101 01:23:27,609 --> 01:23:28,743 - Oh, I hate you. 2102 01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:32,379 Can I see my dick for a little bit? 2103 01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:33,915 Oh, wow. 2104 01:23:34,014 --> 01:23:36,350 Oh, it's good to see you little guy. 2105 01:23:36,450 --> 01:23:37,585 - Look. 2106 01:23:37,685 --> 01:23:39,486 I have a little vein here. 2107 01:23:39,587 --> 01:23:41,154 - Yeah. 2108 01:23:41,255 --> 01:23:43,190 - And the blood spurts out here, but it's not sound. 2109 01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:45,425 - Papa's gonna find you, and you go right here. 2110 01:23:45,527 --> 01:23:46,995 - And then, some little pieces that come on it, 2111 01:23:47,127 --> 01:23:48,563 right on. - You're really talented. 2112 01:23:48,663 --> 01:23:50,665 You should pursue this. - Thank you. 2113 01:23:50,765 --> 01:23:52,667 - Hey dude, thanks for helping out with Charlie. 2114 01:23:52,767 --> 01:23:54,268 - Like a fire breathing, 2115 01:23:54,368 --> 01:23:55,970 - Mmhmm, just like a dragon. 2116 01:23:56,069 --> 01:23:57,104 - You ready? - Yeah. 2117 01:23:57,204 --> 01:23:59,072 - Sad dragon. - Yeah, let's do this. 2118 01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:01,174 (soft, intense music) 2119 01:24:01,275 --> 01:24:02,644 - Use this to help with the pain. 2120 01:24:02,744 --> 01:24:04,646 - Oh yeah, okay, this reminds me of Cabo. 2121 01:24:04,746 --> 01:24:07,114 (Charlie groans) 2122 01:24:07,214 --> 01:24:08,181 How are we gonna get you? 2123 01:24:08,282 --> 01:24:12,219 (Charlie hums and shrieks) 2124 01:24:13,788 --> 01:24:16,824 Easy does it, easy does it. 2125 01:24:16,925 --> 01:24:19,861 (Charlie groans) 2126 01:24:19,961 --> 01:24:21,361 - Why'd you give me Santa pants, man? 2127 01:24:21,461 --> 01:24:23,831 - Because your pants bloody, dude. 2128 01:24:24,532 --> 01:24:26,834 - Well, how am I supposed to fight with one hand, bro? 2129 01:24:26,935 --> 01:24:27,735 (Zoe gasps) 2130 01:24:27,835 --> 01:24:29,102 - I have an idea. 2131 01:24:30,504 --> 01:24:32,072 - Oh, shit. 2132 01:24:32,172 --> 01:24:34,676 Well, now this really reminds me of Cabo. 2133 01:24:34,776 --> 01:24:35,677 Thank you, Zoe. 2134 01:24:37,377 --> 01:24:37,946 Cool. 2135 01:24:38,046 --> 01:24:38,746 Then it zips up. 2136 01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:40,615 Very curious, okay. 2137 01:24:40,715 --> 01:24:42,617 Oh, be gentle, be gentle. 2138 01:24:42,717 --> 01:24:45,085 (Charlie screams) 2139 01:24:45,185 --> 01:24:46,788 Oh, fuck you. 2140 01:24:46,888 --> 01:24:48,990 - You definitely wish you could. 2141 01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:51,358 (Charlie groans) 2142 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:54,227 Oh, I still got balls, dude. 2143 01:24:58,533 --> 01:25:01,168 - Zoe, grab the duct tape and the pillows. 2144 01:25:01,836 --> 01:25:03,270 - Tie me up, guys. 2145 01:25:04,171 --> 01:25:05,039 Tie me up. 2146 01:25:05,138 --> 01:25:07,675 (tape crunches) 2147 01:25:07,775 --> 01:25:10,745 Still here, guys. 2148 01:25:10,845 --> 01:25:12,580 Don't worry about me. 2149 01:25:14,549 --> 01:25:16,183 Ready to go. 2150 01:25:16,283 --> 01:25:17,250 - [Aaliyah] Okay, Charlie. 2151 01:25:17,351 --> 01:25:19,854 - Ready to go. - Duck. 2152 01:25:19,954 --> 01:25:20,755 Duck. 2153 01:25:20,855 --> 01:25:24,324 - Can I be the goose? 2154 01:25:24,424 --> 01:25:25,760 - Get your other arm through, buddy. 2155 01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:28,161 Ah, you guys are nice. 2156 01:25:28,261 --> 01:25:29,564 (tape crunches) 2157 01:25:29,664 --> 01:25:31,264 I love you guys. 2158 01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:34,468 (tape crunches) 2159 01:25:34,569 --> 01:25:35,670 Oh, yeah. 2160 01:25:40,008 --> 01:25:42,610 (Charlie clears throat) 2161 01:25:42,710 --> 01:25:44,512 Oh, I'm still here. 2162 01:25:44,612 --> 01:25:46,648 I'm still alive. 2163 01:25:46,748 --> 01:25:49,917 (tape crunches) 2164 01:25:50,018 --> 01:25:51,284 Oh yeah. 2165 01:25:52,285 --> 01:25:54,756 - Boop. - All right, oh. 2166 01:25:54,856 --> 01:25:57,859 (liquid gurgles) 2167 01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:00,762 (Charlie sighs) 2168 01:26:00,862 --> 01:26:02,897 I look ridiculous. 2169 01:26:03,531 --> 01:26:06,134 - It's the best substitute for armor we could find. 2170 01:26:06,233 --> 01:26:08,268 - So you'll last longer, I even strapped 2171 01:26:08,368 --> 01:26:10,672 a little action camera on there for you. 2172 01:26:10,772 --> 01:26:11,539 - Who knows? 2173 01:26:11,639 --> 01:26:13,173 Maybe you might even survive. 2174 01:26:13,273 --> 01:26:14,374 - Doubtful. 2175 01:26:16,077 --> 01:26:17,512 But it's worth a shot. 2176 01:26:17,612 --> 01:26:19,047 (wall thuds) 2177 01:26:19,147 --> 01:26:21,849 Well, this is it. 2178 01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:25,352 Time for you kids to go. 2179 01:26:28,089 --> 01:26:29,023 Here. 2180 01:26:29,123 --> 01:26:30,725 (keys jingle) Take my car. 2181 01:26:32,492 --> 01:26:36,064 - So, I've gotta do this before we do this, 2182 01:26:36,164 --> 01:26:38,365 'cause I might not get another chance. 2183 01:26:39,266 --> 01:26:41,368 I've been waiting to do this all day. 2184 01:26:42,036 --> 01:26:43,370 Excuse me. 2185 01:26:44,739 --> 01:26:46,174 (kiss smacks) 2186 01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:47,374 - Oh. 2187 01:26:48,076 --> 01:26:51,012 - Uh, thank you? 2188 01:26:51,746 --> 01:26:53,915 - Damn, somewhere out there, little Charlie is hard. 2189 01:26:54,015 --> 01:26:55,049 I did not know you were into girls. 2190 01:26:55,149 --> 01:26:56,150 Go figure. 2191 01:26:56,249 --> 01:26:57,985 - Did I miss something? 2192 01:26:58,786 --> 01:27:00,487 (wall thuds) 2193 01:27:00,588 --> 01:27:02,056 - Okay. 2194 01:27:02,156 --> 01:27:05,425 Seriously, time for you guys to go. 2195 01:27:05,526 --> 01:27:08,830 (loud, eerie music) 2196 01:27:17,105 --> 01:27:18,873 - Let's just get you up. 2197 01:27:18,973 --> 01:27:21,509 (Charlie groans) 2198 01:27:21,609 --> 01:27:22,744 Come on. 2199 01:27:22,844 --> 01:27:23,978 - You still have legs. 2200 01:27:24,078 --> 01:27:25,012 - Oh, yeah. 2201 01:27:25,113 --> 01:27:26,748 - [Zoe] Bye Charlie. 2202 01:27:26,848 --> 01:27:27,582 - Goodbye. 2203 01:27:27,682 --> 01:27:31,219 Well, it was nice knowing y'all. 2204 01:27:31,318 --> 01:27:33,521 Can you go get the B cam for me, please? 2205 01:27:33,621 --> 01:27:34,856 - Why? 2206 01:27:34,956 --> 01:27:37,257 - Because I wanna look really cool and get some ass shots. 2207 01:27:38,693 --> 01:27:39,193 (Charlie groans) 2208 01:27:39,292 --> 01:27:40,895 Okay. 2209 01:27:40,995 --> 01:27:42,864 (Charlie cheers) 2210 01:27:42,964 --> 01:27:44,599 Come on, come here. 2211 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,435 Hey, hey, come on. 2212 01:27:48,536 --> 01:27:50,538 (Charlie softly chants) 2213 01:27:50,638 --> 01:27:51,506 - I'm gonna miss you, man. 2214 01:27:51,606 --> 01:27:52,673 - I'm gonna miss you too, man. 2215 01:27:52,774 --> 01:27:53,808 I'm not gonna remember you, though, 2216 01:27:53,908 --> 01:27:54,441 because I'm gonna be dead. 2217 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:55,510 So, remember me, okay? 2218 01:27:55,610 --> 01:27:56,944 - Oh yeah, yeah. - All right, bye. 2219 01:27:57,044 --> 01:27:57,845 Hey, you can go, too, BTS guy. 2220 01:27:57,945 --> 01:27:59,046 Get out here, man. 2221 01:27:59,147 --> 01:28:00,748 - Bye. - Kind of cool, man. 2222 01:28:00,848 --> 01:28:01,783 (Charlie cheers) 2223 01:28:01,883 --> 01:28:02,950 Hey, I'm gonna die. 2224 01:28:03,050 --> 01:28:04,351 - Bye. 2225 01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:05,653 - Come on, Zoe. 2226 01:28:05,753 --> 01:28:06,654 Go, go. 2227 01:28:10,124 --> 01:28:13,460 (victims screaming) 2228 01:28:14,595 --> 01:28:15,930 (zombies hiss and growl) 2229 01:28:16,030 --> 01:28:17,297 (suspenseful music) 2230 01:28:17,397 --> 01:28:18,933 - [Nate] Where's the car? 2231 01:28:19,033 --> 01:28:20,635 - Shit, zombies. 2232 01:28:22,003 --> 01:28:23,237 - It's right there. 2233 01:28:23,336 --> 01:28:25,239 - Hey Mom, it's me again, Charlie. 2234 01:28:25,338 --> 01:28:26,741 I know that I call you Kathy, 2235 01:28:26,841 --> 01:28:28,242 but I still love you 'cause you're my mom. 2236 01:28:28,341 --> 01:28:29,442 Even though, like, when I killed 2237 01:28:29,544 --> 01:28:30,845 those squirrels, like, you sent me away. 2238 01:28:30,945 --> 01:28:32,780 I mean, I ran away, but I don't care anymore now. 2239 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:33,815 Not me, Mom. 2240 01:28:33,915 --> 01:28:35,116 Goddammit, man 2241 01:28:35,216 --> 01:28:36,651 I'm a hero now, I saved three people, 2242 01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:38,152 even though I killed squirrels. 2243 01:28:38,252 --> 01:28:39,687 I also killed two people, but it's okay. 2244 01:28:39,787 --> 01:28:40,955 Woo, let's go! 2245 01:28:41,722 --> 01:28:42,890 Oh, my God. 2246 01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:44,859 Drop it, Reggie-Reg, I'll kill you again, goddammit. 2247 01:28:44,959 --> 01:28:45,827 - Again? 2248 01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:46,861 What the fuck? 2249 01:28:46,961 --> 01:28:47,862 What do you mean? 2250 01:28:47,962 --> 01:28:48,830 - Reggie? 2251 01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,666 You're still alive, bro? 2252 01:28:51,766 --> 01:28:52,667 - Yeah, man. 2253 01:28:52,767 --> 01:28:53,734 What? 2254 01:28:53,835 --> 01:28:54,902 Yeah, I'm fine. 2255 01:28:55,002 --> 01:28:57,004 I mean, someone hit me in the head, or something, 2256 01:28:57,104 --> 01:28:58,306 but I'm chill, man. 2257 01:28:58,405 --> 01:29:00,373 I got up, I was napping in the closet. 2258 01:29:00,473 --> 01:29:02,910 - I'm sorry, dude, I'm so sorry. 2259 01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:05,046 - Dude, don't even, don't even worry about it, man. 2260 01:29:05,146 --> 01:29:07,347 Everyone was freaking out about the zombie thing, 2261 01:29:07,447 --> 01:29:10,383 which is obviously, like, stressful as hell, man. 2262 01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:12,385 And I get it. 2263 01:29:12,987 --> 01:29:14,121 - Of course he doesn't have batteries in his key. 2264 01:29:14,222 --> 01:29:15,056 - Come on, Nate. 2265 01:29:15,156 --> 01:29:16,858 - This isn't helping, Aliyah. 2266 01:29:16,958 --> 01:29:18,358 - Oh, it's open. 2267 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:20,294 - Okay, I'm driving. - No, I'm driving. 2268 01:29:20,393 --> 01:29:21,696 - Get in, it's now or never. 2269 01:29:21,796 --> 01:29:27,367 (zombies growl) (Aaliyah screams) 2270 01:29:27,969 --> 01:29:29,003 - Get the fuck out of here. (zombie growls) 2271 01:29:29,103 --> 01:29:30,004 Come on, they're still after us. 2272 01:29:30,104 --> 01:29:31,305 - They don't seem to want me. 2273 01:29:31,404 --> 01:29:33,774 - But I want you, to come with me, please. 2274 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:35,943 - But you know, I realized something right? 2275 01:29:36,043 --> 01:29:39,881 Because someone bit me, probably was a zombie, right? 2276 01:29:39,981 --> 01:29:43,618 But like, if I was gonna turn into a zombie, 2277 01:29:43,718 --> 01:29:46,053 that would've happened hours ago. 2278 01:29:46,153 --> 01:29:47,922 But look at me, dude. 2279 01:29:48,022 --> 01:29:49,757 Fully asymptomatic. 2280 01:29:49,857 --> 01:29:50,958 - Bro. 2281 01:29:51,058 --> 01:29:53,227 Oh, man, that means I didn't have to kill everybody. 2282 01:29:53,327 --> 01:29:54,028 - What? - Whoops, whoops. 2283 01:29:54,128 --> 01:29:55,830 Whoops, wait. 2284 01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:57,331 Okay, Reggie, that means I've been right about everything, 2285 01:29:57,430 --> 01:29:59,466 and I'm a genius, and I should not, 2286 01:29:59,567 --> 01:30:01,669 oh, my God, I should've smoked zombie strain 2287 01:30:01,769 --> 01:30:04,672 instead of the regular weeded, but Zoe's gonna live. 2288 01:30:04,772 --> 01:30:06,507 Oh, cool, cool, cool. (glass shattering) 2289 01:30:06,607 --> 01:30:08,209 - Someone breaking glass in here, man? 2290 01:30:08,309 --> 01:30:09,143 - I think you should come here. 2291 01:30:09,243 --> 01:30:10,111 (zombie grunts) 2292 01:30:10,211 --> 01:30:10,845 Oh, my God. (Reggie screams) 2293 01:30:10,945 --> 01:30:11,879 No! 2294 01:30:11,979 --> 01:30:13,413 Reggie, no! 2295 01:30:14,081 --> 01:30:15,349 No! 2296 01:30:15,448 --> 01:30:16,918 Okay, let's go! 2297 01:30:18,152 --> 01:30:20,354 Let's go, for Reggie! 2298 01:30:20,453 --> 01:30:22,489 Goddammit, Reggie was a cool dude. 2299 01:30:22,590 --> 01:30:25,126 He was a dope-ass intern. 2300 01:30:25,226 --> 01:30:29,030 Oh, my god, he was pretty good. 2301 01:30:29,130 --> 01:30:30,932 My dick, goddammit. 2302 01:30:31,032 --> 01:30:31,933 (zombies grunt) 2303 01:30:32,033 --> 01:30:33,334 Run for it, Reggie. 2304 01:30:33,433 --> 01:30:38,606 (Charlie screams) (zombies grunt) 2305 01:30:42,176 --> 01:30:45,379 - Oh please, can you find another spot, please? 2306 01:30:45,478 --> 01:30:46,380 - [BTS Guy] You're not gonna let me 2307 01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:47,581 hide with you, seriously? 2308 01:30:47,682 --> 01:30:48,816 - There's just not a lot of room. 2309 01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:50,217 I don't see any zombies behind you. 2310 01:30:50,318 --> 01:30:51,451 - [BTS GUY] Fuck you guys. 2311 01:30:51,552 --> 01:30:52,954 Also, the battery's about to die. 2312 01:30:53,054 --> 01:30:54,288 I hope you guys make it. 2313 01:30:54,388 --> 01:30:55,323 If I survive, I'll send you my invoice. 2314 01:30:55,423 --> 01:30:57,158 - I'm sorry. 2315 01:30:57,258 --> 01:31:00,493 - Shit, man, I haven't beaten off that many guys since Cabo. 2316 01:31:00,594 --> 01:31:02,096 (lighter clicks) 2317 01:31:02,196 --> 01:31:04,699 (zombie grunts) 2318 01:31:04,799 --> 01:31:05,666 Oh, shit. 2319 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:09,170 Bro, gimme a second, please. 2320 01:31:12,406 --> 01:31:13,808 Hey, man. 2321 01:31:13,908 --> 01:31:15,543 You know what? 2322 01:31:15,643 --> 01:31:16,911 May have no dick. 2323 01:31:20,214 --> 01:31:21,949 But I still got balls. 2324 01:31:23,584 --> 01:31:24,785 Oh, come on, daddy. 2325 01:31:26,153 --> 01:31:27,288 (zombie grunts) 2326 01:31:27,388 --> 01:31:29,924 (Charlie screams) 2327 01:31:30,024 --> 01:31:31,459 (flesh gurgles) 2328 01:31:31,559 --> 01:31:35,663 (Charlie shouts and laughs) 2329 01:31:36,330 --> 01:31:37,631 That hurts so good. 2330 01:31:37,732 --> 01:31:40,234 - I think I know why the zombies don't eat me. 2331 01:31:40,334 --> 01:31:41,469 - You do? 2332 01:31:41,569 --> 01:31:45,139 - I can show you, but don't be mad. 2333 01:31:45,239 --> 01:31:46,640 - Why would I be mad? 2334 01:31:46,741 --> 01:31:49,577 - Well, you've been really stressed out lately. 2335 01:31:49,677 --> 01:31:51,212 - Listen, I know. 2336 01:31:51,312 --> 01:31:52,480 I'm sorry. 2337 01:31:52,580 --> 01:31:54,548 I promise, I won't get mad. 2338 01:31:55,483 --> 01:31:56,684 - Okay. 2339 01:32:01,589 --> 01:32:05,526 Now, this might seem silly, but it's really fun 2340 01:32:05,626 --> 01:32:09,196 and it feels great, I swear. 2341 01:32:09,296 --> 01:32:11,832 Maybe if you have an open mind, 2342 01:32:11,932 --> 01:32:15,202 you could try it with me and we could enjoy it together. 2343 01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:18,005 And I can give it to you as your Christmas present. 2344 01:32:19,340 --> 01:32:21,308 (Zoe gasps) (penis bleats) 2345 01:32:21,409 --> 01:32:24,211 That's not it, that's not the pot. 2346 01:32:25,179 --> 01:32:27,214 - Why do you have that? 2347 01:32:28,549 --> 01:32:29,950 - I found it. 2348 01:32:33,354 --> 01:32:34,655 Zombie strain? 2349 01:32:36,490 --> 01:32:38,492 - You'll still let me have some, 2350 01:32:38,592 --> 01:32:40,327 even after everything I said? 2351 01:32:41,395 --> 01:32:43,731 - Of course, it's the best! 2352 01:32:48,903 --> 01:32:51,338 - Okay, I've never done this before, so how do you-- 2353 01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:52,740 - I'll show you. 2354 01:32:55,109 --> 01:32:58,345 (lighter clicks) 2355 01:32:58,446 --> 01:33:01,749 (soft, tender music) 2356 01:33:06,454 --> 01:33:09,223 (Nate coughs) 2357 01:33:24,004 --> 01:33:27,241 - Do you wanna come visit my parents for Christmas with me? 2358 01:33:27,908 --> 01:33:29,276 I think I'm love with you. 2359 01:33:29,376 --> 01:33:33,380 - Nate, I think you're really high right now. 2360 01:33:33,481 --> 01:33:36,951 (Nate and Zoe chuckle) 2361 01:33:37,952 --> 01:33:40,254 Okay, but seriously, can we talk about 2362 01:33:40,354 --> 01:33:41,655 why you had the zombie penis? 2363 01:33:41,755 --> 01:33:44,725 (Zoe giggles) 2364 01:33:47,461 --> 01:33:50,798 (soft piano music) 2365 01:34:03,512 --> 01:34:05,446 (glass taps) 2366 01:34:05,547 --> 01:34:08,816 (penis softly grumbles) 2367 01:34:08,916 --> 01:34:11,385 - So, what do you think? 2368 01:34:13,888 --> 01:34:16,423 - I don't remember a lot of that. 2369 01:34:16,525 --> 01:34:19,160 But also, I was really high. 2370 01:34:19,260 --> 01:34:20,928 (Zoe giggles) 2371 01:34:21,028 --> 01:34:23,931 - Yeah, maybe I should take some of the gory shots 2372 01:34:24,031 --> 01:34:28,603 out of our friends getting maliciously maimed and murdered. 2373 01:34:28,702 --> 01:34:30,905 'Cause that was kind of fucked up. 2374 01:34:31,005 --> 01:34:35,109 - You know, the way you edited it, it's kind of funny. 2375 01:34:36,243 --> 01:34:39,980 In a, like, gross, disturbing way. 2376 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:43,217 I mean, I think that's how other people are gonna see it. 2377 01:34:44,418 --> 01:34:46,453 I like it, I do. 2378 01:34:48,923 --> 01:34:52,159 But did you have to have her first kiss in there? 2379 01:34:52,594 --> 01:34:53,628 It was a really sweet moment, 2380 01:34:53,727 --> 01:34:56,997 but it was our moment, you know? 2381 01:34:57,097 --> 01:35:00,868 - It was a really sweet moment, and it meant a lot to me. 2382 01:35:02,102 --> 01:35:03,971 I just wanted the movie to end on a high note, you know? 2383 01:35:04,071 --> 01:35:06,307 'Cause, I mean, we've been in therapy for a year, 2384 01:35:06,407 --> 01:35:09,310 and I still can't get the blood outta my eyes. 2385 01:35:10,744 --> 01:35:14,848 But I think we, you know, did well. 2386 01:35:14,949 --> 01:35:18,252 I think Aaliyah and Charlie, I feel like 2387 01:35:18,352 --> 01:35:21,590 they would've appreciated this maybe, hopefully. 2388 01:35:22,022 --> 01:35:24,892 - Yeah, then you can keep it in. 2389 01:35:25,527 --> 01:35:26,794 - Really? 2390 01:35:28,295 --> 01:35:29,230 (kiss smacks) 2391 01:35:29,330 --> 01:35:30,231 Thank you. 2392 01:35:33,267 --> 01:35:36,136 Do you think the admissions faculty would like it? 2393 01:35:36,237 --> 01:35:40,040 - You mean like, the film school people? 2394 01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:41,041 - Yeah. 2395 01:35:42,209 --> 01:35:43,110 - Hmm. 2396 01:35:44,878 --> 01:35:46,413 I think you'll get in. 2397 01:35:46,514 --> 01:35:49,917 (popcorn crunches) 2398 01:35:50,884 --> 01:35:53,187 Did you pay the BTS guy? 2399 01:35:55,422 --> 01:35:57,024 - Oh, fuck. 2400 01:35:57,124 --> 01:36:00,794 ♪ I'm just a zombie, not really alive ♪ 2401 01:36:00,894 --> 01:36:04,932 ♪ Are you gonna save me or leave me to die ♪ 2402 01:36:05,032 --> 01:36:09,336 ♪ Runnin' on empty, no light in my eyes ♪ 2403 01:36:09,436 --> 01:36:11,606 ♪ Are you gonna leave me 2404 01:36:11,706 --> 01:36:15,142 ♪ or bring me to life 2405 01:36:15,677 --> 01:36:19,847 ♪ Lying so low, it's a bumpy ride ♪ 2406 01:36:19,947 --> 01:36:23,851 ♪ Been too long since you left my side ♪ 2407 01:36:23,951 --> 01:36:28,422 ♪ I'm starvin' for your paradise ♪ 2408 01:36:28,523 --> 01:36:33,093 ♪ It's critical, give me just one night ♪ 2409 01:36:33,193 --> 01:36:37,464 ♪ All I need is a taste 2410 01:36:37,565 --> 01:36:41,603 ♪ Of the one I used to know 2411 01:36:41,703 --> 01:36:46,974 ♪ Set me free from the grave, whoa ♪ 2412 01:36:48,008 --> 01:36:51,445 ♪ I'm just a zombie, not really alive ♪ 2413 01:36:51,546 --> 01:36:55,849 ♪ Are you gonna save me, or leave me to die ♪ 2414 01:36:55,949 --> 01:36:59,920 ♪ Runnin' on empty, no light in my eyes ♪ 2415 01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:05,392 ♪ Are you gonna leave me, or bring me to life ♪ 2416 01:37:05,694 --> 01:37:08,996 (upbeat dance music) 2417 01:37:22,910 --> 01:37:26,947 ♪ I get restless walkin' in my sleep ♪ 2418 01:37:27,047 --> 01:37:31,218 ♪ I'm livin' only when I dream 2419 01:37:31,318 --> 01:37:36,791 ♪ I see you breathin' next to me ♪ 2420 01:37:37,057 --> 01:37:38,992 ♪ Next to me ♪ 2421 01:37:39,093 --> 01:37:42,296 ♪ I'm just a zombie, not really alive ♪ 2422 01:37:42,396 --> 01:37:46,768 ♪ Are you gonna save me, or leave me to die ♪ 2423 01:37:46,867 --> 01:37:51,038 ♪ Runnin' on empty, no light in my eyes ♪ 2424 01:37:51,138 --> 01:37:56,410 ♪ Are you gonna leave me, or bring me to life ♪ 2425 01:37:56,711 --> 01:37:59,980 (upbeat dance music) 2426 01:38:03,752 --> 01:38:04,985 (Charlie blows smoke) 2427 01:38:05,085 --> 01:38:06,019 - Got you, bitch. 2428 01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:09,490 (Charlie giggles) 2429 01:38:09,591 --> 01:38:11,626 Shit, I'm gonna die. 156409