Original subtitles

male announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON BATTLE OF THE SEASONS....

[air horn blows] - GO!

announcer: AFTER WEEKS OF EPIC BATTLES...

[shouting indistinctly]

BOTH ON AND OFF THE PLAYING FIELD...

- YOU'RE A BITCH!

- PUT ME THE [bleep] DOWN! - NO!

[shouting indistinctly]

announcer: THREE TEAMS SECURED THEIR PLACE IN THE FINAL.

SAN DIEGO, A TEAM OF POWERHOUSE STRENGTH,

BUT UNSTABLE EMOTIONS.

BROOKLYN, THE GROUP OF MISFITS WHO BEAT ALL ODDS

WITH INTELLIGENCE AND TEAMWORK.

AND LAS VEGAS, THE ONLY TWO-PERSON TEAM IN THE FINALE,

MADE UP OF A DUO THAT HAS PROVEN TO BE COMPETITIVE,

DESPITE THEIR CONSTANT BICKERING.

- "THIS GEAR WILL HELP YOU GET THROUGH THE FINAL."

announcer: THE REMAINING PLAYERS GEARED UP FOR THE UNKNOWN.

- CHECK OUT MY NEW UA SPINE SHOES.

announcer: AND THEN ARRIVED AT THE FINAL CHALLENGE,

WHERE THEY DISCOVERED T.J. WAITING IN THE MIDDLE

OF AN AIRFIELD.

- WELCOME TO THE VAST AND EMPTY NAMIB DESERT.

YOU'RE OFFICIALLY ENTERING NO-MAN'S LAND.

YOU CROSS THE FINISH LINE IN FIRST PLACE,

YOU WIN $250,000.

THE BATTLE OF THE SEASONS FINAL CHALLENGE

STARTS RIGHT NOW.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY IN.

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE JUMPING OUT OF THOSE.

- OH, MY GOD. - WHOO! WHOO!

announcer: ON TONIGHT'S SEASON FINALE, THEY WILL

PUT EVERYTHING ON THE LINE AS THEY COMPETE TO DETERMINE

WHICH TEAM WILL BE CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF

BATTLE OF THE SEASONS.

- SAM!

[wind whistling]

- WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

- [screams]

I'M LITERALLY FALLING AT 120 MILES PER HOUR,

AND I FEEL LIKE MY STOMACH IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY MOUTH.

- YEAH! YEAH!

- AAH! OH, MY GOD!

- PLEASE, GOD, LET THAT PARACHUTE OPEN.

[screaming]

OH, MY GOD!

- [screams]

- OH, MY GOD!

- WHOA, YEAH!

- THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

- WHOO! - OH, MY GOD.

- I'M ABOUT TO PEE MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.

I AM SO SCARED.

- WHOO-HOO! WHOO!

- I GET TO SKY DIVE OVER THE DESERT IN AFRICA?

HOW COOL IS THAT?

[screaming indistinctly]

SO THE MOMENT WE LAND, WE HAVE TO RUN TO A CHECKPOINT.

- NICE EASY JOG, GUYS. - HERE WE GO.

A BIG, OLD, LONG RUN ACROSS THE AFRICAN DESERT.

THIS IS GONNA BE HELL.

- DEVYN, BIGGER STEPS THEN.

- SAM, JUST GET UP HERE, AND THEN GET THAT PACE GOING.

BUT GET UP HERE. - GUYS!

- SAM, LET'S GO! - I AM, BUT I DON'T--

- SAM! - NOPE.

BUT YOU DON'T WANT NOTHING. - I DON'T CARE.

- YOU'RE IN LAST.

- I'M NOT AN ENDURANCE RUNNER. SORRY.

YOU KNOW, I'LL WORK ON THAT FOR THE NEXT ONE.

- LET'S GO. RUN.

THAT IS A SEA OF BLUE OUT THERE WHO'S TAKING OUR MONEY.

LET'S ROLL.

- THERE'S A CHECKPOINT RIGHT UP HERE, SAM,

AND YOU CAN BREATHE ALL YOU WANT.

- LET'S GO. LET'S GO. - I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET.

- ONE OF OUR TEAMMATES CAN'T FEEL HER FEET IN THE DESERT?

YEAH, I WOULD SAY WE'RE OFF TO A PRETTY BAD START.

- OKAY, LET'S GO.

- I HAVE PRETTY BIG FEET, SO THE FACT THAT I CAN'T FEEL

ANY PART OF THEM, THAT'S GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

- DEVYN, JOG FASTER.

- SAM!

- SAM, LOOK HOW CLOSE VEGAS IS, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- IF YOU LOSE ME THIS MONEY--

- GET REAL, SAM, OR WE'RE GONNA LOSE TODAY.

- [bleep] OFF, DUDE! I'M RUNNING. I'M NOT WALKING.

- DO YOU WANT TO LOSE THIS FOR YOUR TEAM?

- I HAVEN'T WALKED ONCE, GUYS. - YOU'VE WALKED TWICE, LET'S GO.

- THAT'S OUR WHOLE PLAN. TRAIL 'EM, MAKE 'EM NERVOUS.

LET 'EM KNOW THAT WE ARE RIGHT ON YOUR ASS

AND AS SOON AS YOU MESS UP, WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT.

- SAM, CATCH UP TO US. SAM, LOOK AT THEM.

COME ON, PLEASE.

- SAM IS RUNNING LIKE A PLATYPUS AT THIS POINT.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- DEVYN! I WANT A SLICE OF 250 GRAND. LET'S MOVE!

- I DON'T--I SWEAR I CANNOT FEEL--

- DEVYN. - I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY SHINS--

- IF YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK, THEN YOU'RE NOT WORKING.

- THEY'RE PASSING US. DO YOU WANT TO LOSE?

BECAUSE LOOK AT ME, I'M WALKING AT YOUR PACE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO ME AT ALL?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO YOUR TEAMMATE?

VEGAS PASSES US, AND MY BLOOD PRESSURE RISES

THROUGH THE ROOF.

- OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY [bleep].

- DEVYN, TAKE OFF THE PANTS IF YOU NEED TO.

JUST--LET'S GO!

- MY HEELS, I CAN FEEL THEM.

- IN MY MIND, THERE IS NO SECOND OR THIRD PLACE.

DEVYN, YOU HAVE TO PICK IT UP.

- YOU'RE NOT MOVING, YOU'RE JUST BOUNCING.

GO FORWARD.

- HELICOPTER? - RUN.

- I'M COMING, DUDE. - RUN.

- SAM, COME ON. - LET ME READ IT.

"YOUR GOAL IS TO ALIGN ALL THE NUMBERS IN THE GRID

"SO THAT WHEN YOU ADD THE NUMBERS IN EVERY DIRECTION,

"YOU ALWAYS GET THE NUMBER 15

"AS THE TOTAL IN EVERY DIRECTION.

WHEN FINISHED, PUSH THE BUTTON TO DETONATE."

WE'RE BLOWING [bleep] UP.

- YOU HAVE CLAIMED FROM THE BEGINNING

THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT PUZZLES.

TRISHELLE, YOU DO THE PUZZLE, I'LL MOVE THE ROCKS.

WHICH ONE? WHICH ONE? YOU TELL ME, I'M GONNA DO IT.

- PUT ALL THE NUMBERS ON THERE QUICKLY.

- I WOULD VENTURE TO SAY THAT I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON HERE.

HOWEVER, WHEN IT COMES TO PUZZLES UNDER PRESSURE,

I'M NOT THAT GREAT.

THE REST OF MY TEAM, NOT THAT GREAT.

- YOU GOT TO COUNT.

IF YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR FINGERS, USE YOUR FINGERS.

- EIGHT CAN'T BE HERE, HERE, OR HERE.

SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - SO EIGHT HAS TO GO HERE.

- TRISHELLE, LET ME DO IT THEN.

- YOU'RE NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH, WE GOT TO GO.

- YOU GOT TO TELL ME BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY MOVE.

- 15. HEY, GET THAT 6. - 7 AND THEN WHAT?

THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE, WHAT WE JUST DID. STUPID.

GREAT. THEY'RE HERE.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

WE ARE A TEAM OF TWO, AND WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER

IN EVERYTHING.

HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT.

OH, MY GOD. DUSTIN, I LOVE YOU, BUT STOP.

JUST--I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

- WELL, THEN, IF YOU WANT YOU TO DO IT, DO IT.

- GO. THIS IS IT! COME ON!

- DRINK WATER. DRINK WATER.

- OKAY. - THAT'S STILL NINE AND FOUR.

- THAT IS NOT RIGHT. - LET'S THINK. LET'S THINK.

- THE THREE AND THE FOUR. THE THREE AND THE FOUR!

THE THREE AND THE FOUR ARE BACKWARDS.

WE STARTED AFTER EVERYBODY ELSE DID,

AND THE TWO TEAMS ARE STILL SOLVING THEIR PUZZLES.

WE'RE, LIKE, "HOLY CRAP."

I MEAN, WE COULD DEFINITELY GET AHEAD AT THIS POINT.

WE'RE GREAT AT PUZZLES. - UNH!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - YOU GOT TO JUST [bleep]--

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HELP YOU? YOU'RE NOT DOING--

YOU'RE [bleep] RUNNING OVER--

- WE'RE ONLY OFF BY A LITTLE BIT.

MAYBE THE FOUR AND THE THREE?

- 14, 15! THIS IS RIGHT. THIS IS RIGHT!

OH, MY GOD, THIS IS WHERE WE CATCH UP!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WE WERE DEAD LAST NOT MINUTES AGO,

AND NOW WE'RE FIRST.

MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE FOR US AFTER ALL.

YES! YES! - YES!

- WHOO! DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR WE ARE BEHIND!

- COME ON, RUN! [screams] RUN!

RUN, COME ON.

- [bleep].

- COME ON, WE'RE OFF BY ONE EVERY TIME.

- RUN!

- OH, [bleep]. [bleep], [bleep]!

- THAT'S NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING. - COME ON.

LISTEN, YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION.

9 AND 7 EQUALS 16.

SO THAT'S NOT EVER GONNA WORK IN ANYBODY'S DAY.

- NOW THE EIGHT AND THE SEVEN ARE CLOSER.

- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. - NO, THEY CAN'T--

FORGET IT.

NINE IS STILL WITH SEVEN.

NINE CAN'T BE WITH EIGHT AND SEVEN.

NO, THAT'S RIGHT. - YES, WE DID IT.

- WE DID IT. YEAH? - YES. I THINK WE GOT IT.

- ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT CLICKS, AND WE UNDERSTAND

WHAT WE GOT TO DO, AND BROOKLYN MAYBE FINISHES

FOUR MINUTES AHEAD OF US.

- HELICOPTER? - [screams]

- GO! GO! GO!

[helicopter whirring]

- OH, [bleep]. STILL WE DON'T HAVE IT.

[bleep].

- BYE-BYE, SUDOKU [bleep] PUZZLE.

- BYE.

[whirring]

- ALL RIGHT. STOP.

WE DON'T EVEN DETONATE THE EXPLOSION.

IT JUST GOES OFF BECAUSE OUR TIME WAS UP.

WE REACHED THE PUZZLE FIRST AND WE LEAVE THE PUZZLE LAST.

WHAT THE HELL?

- TRISHELLE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD AT PUZZLES.

- I NEED, LIKE, HELP.

- I'M WORRIED ABOUT ME AND TRISHELLE'S COMMUNICATION.

WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER

FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THIS FINAL,

AND I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN DO IT.

- THE EXPANSE OF THE NAMIBIAN DESERT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

HOLY [bleep], LOOK AT WHERE I AM.

I CANNOT GIVE THIS UP. THIS IS AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.

I NEED TO WIN.

- I WANT TO WIN SO THE GOOD GUYS CAN WIN.

I MEAN, SAN DIEGO'S DONE NOTHING BUT BEEN MEAN TO EACH OTHER,

AND I WOULD HATE TO HAND OVER $250,000

TO A BUNCH OF BULLIES.

- I SEE LOTS OF ROCKS AND MOUNTAINOUS HILLS.

UH-OH, ROUND TWO.

- EVEN THOUGH BROOKLYN IS AHEAD OF US,

IT'S STILL PHYSICAL RIGHT NOW.

AND WE'RE GONNA CATCH THEM, NO DOUBT IN MY MIND.

- WHAT DO WE DO?

- SWING THE RING SO THAT IT ATTACHES--

ATTACHES TO THE HOOK ON THE POST.

- SO NOW WE'RE DOING RUNG OUT, AND IT'S KIND OF LIKE

A TWISTED VERSION OF HORSESHOE.

WE HAVE TO GET THIS RING AND TOSS IT ONTO THIS HOOK.

IF WE MISS, WE HAVE TO TAKE A SHOT OF NASTY MILK

THAT HAS BEEN SITTING IN THE SUN ALL DAY.

- HOW CAN WE DO THIS? - JUST DO IT. JUST TRY IT.

- OH. - UGH.

- THIS MILK TASTES AWFUL. IT'S HOT. IT'S GROSS.

AND I JUST HOPE WE DON'T HAVE TO DRINK THAT MUCH OF IT.

- THAT WAS ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS OKAY.

WE'RE CLOSE, GUYS. GO. GO.

- OH, [bleep].

- ♪ ALL THIS MEDICATION ♪

- [bleep].

- ♪ IS MAKING ME SO DIZZY. ♪

- IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS,

AND SAM DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE'S DOING.

- JUST TURN IT TO THE SIDE. UP. NO, NOT DOWN, SAM.

TAKE A SHOT. TAKE A SHOT.

TAKE A SHOT.

- GET OVER. - UNH!

- THAT'S CLOSE.

- WHERE'S THE NEXT FLAG?

- [bleep]. WE'RE CLOSE, GUYS.

OKAY, HERE'S SHOT TWO.

- OH, YES!

- GOOD SHOT.

- OH, YEAH!

- I LOVE THAT THAT WAS MY STRATEGY.

YOU LIKE THAT, BABY? - I LOVE IT, J.D.

THAT WAS PERFECT. - LOVE YOU.

- THIS COULDN'T BE GOING ANY BETTER.

WE DON'T RUN THAT FAST BECAUSE OF DEVYN,

BUT WHENEVER WE GET TO A GAME, WE ABSOLUTELY DESTROY IT.

[thud]

- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

- HEY, ZACH, DON'T LOSE YOUR COMPOSURE. WE'RE FINE.

- IN TYPICAL BROOKLYN FASHION, THEY RING IT,

AND NOW WE GOT TO PLAY CATCH-UP AGAIN.

- OH, ALMOST. - I DON'T--I DON'T GET IT.

I JUST DON'T.

- IT'S LIKE YOU GOTTA GO UP FIRST. UP HIGH.

UP AS HIGH AS YOU CAN, JUST GO UP.

- OH, GOD. - UP, UP, UP!

- NONE OF US KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

IT'S NOT WORKING, AND WE ARE JUST, LIKE, "AAH!"

LIKE, FREAKING OUT.

- YOU GOT TO GO LIKE THIS. - YEAH, I KNOW.

- OKAY, WELL, THEN DO IT. - [bleep]

- TAKE A SHOT. TAKE A SHOT.

- THIS MILK IS, LIKE, WARM.

AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOUR STOMACH.

- WHOO!

- YES! - LET'S GO!

- IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE BEHIND US,

THEY CAN ALWAYS CATCH UP.

THEY'RE GOOD AT RUNNING. - COME ON, DEV.

- COME ON, DEVYN.

- THE RING HAS TO ATTACH TO THE HOOK ON THE POST.

- I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE.

- AH, HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS?

- [chuckles]

- I KNOW THAT IF I DRINK A LOT OF MILK,

I'M GONNA BE THROWING UP LATER.

NOT THAT I'M A FOREIGNER TO THROWING UP,

BUT I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT A GOOD THING TO DO

IN THE CHALLENGE.

- COME ON, THEY'RE GONNA CATCH UP. NO WALKING!

- MY LEGS HATE ME.

THEY ARE SERIOUSLY TALKING TO ONE ANOTHER

AND THINKING ABOUT JUST WALKING OFF ON THEIR OWN

AND LEAVING MY TORSO AND THE REST OF ME

IN THE DESERT.

- WE HAVE A LEAD. LET'S MAINTAIN IT.

PUSH THROUGH THE HURT. THREE, TWO, ONE. MOVE!

- LIKE, SWING IT OUT. - ALL RIGHT.

- AND LET IT CATCH. NO, NOT--TRISHELLE.

- I WAS NEVER A CARNY KID OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,

SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TOSS RINGS ON HOOKS.

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT I DO FOR FUN.

- OKAY, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. - WE'RE GONNA BE HERE ALL DAY.

- COME ON! - DEVYN, COME ON.

- DEVYN, THEY'RE GONNA BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.

- AT THIS POINT, WE HAVE TO CATCH UP TO BROOKLYN,

AND WE JUST HAVE TO PUSH OURSELVES

AND RUN AS FAST AS WE CAN.

- DEVYN, COME ON. JOG!

WE KNOW WE CAN DO THIS. WE HAVE A STRONG TEAM.

BUT YOU'RE ONLY AS STRONG AS YOUR WEAKEST PLAYER.

DEVYN'S JUST BLOWING THIS FOR US.

NO. - [coughing]

- NO, DEVYN. - [panting]

- NO, DEVYN.

- DEVYN, THEY'RE ABOUT TO PASS US.

DEVYN, COME ON. - [panting]

- SAM, LOOK AT THIS! GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR!

- DEVYN, THEY'RE DOING IT. YOU CAN DO IT TOO. LET'S GO!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? IT'S CALLED GETTING PASSED.

WE HAD A HUGE LEAD. - [panting]

- MM. ALL THAT CALCIUM.

- YEAH? - GO AHEAD.

- OKAY.

[bleep]ING-"A", THAT WAS PISS POOR.

DUSTIN AND I ARE FAILING MISERABLY IN RUNG OUT.

IF WE DON'T HOOK THIS RING AND I HAVE TO KEEP TAKING SHOTS

OF MILK,

I'M GOING TO PUKE ALL OVER DUSTIN.

- AH! LET'S GO. - AAH! YOU DID IT!

GREAT JOB. - COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO!

- OH, YAY. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

- GET IN FRONT OF US. GET IN FRONT.

NOW, DON'T STOP.

- COME ON, SAM.

- EVEN IF I'M RUNNING, ZACH AND FRANK STILL THINK

I'M WALKING.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.

- COME ON. SAM. - COME ON, BRO!

- YOU DID IT THAT ON YOUR OWN. - GET UP. GET UP.

GET THE [bleep] UP.

RUN.

YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A THREE-YEAR-OLD.

- I KNOW HOW THE BOYS WORK WITH SAM.

THEY GET TOUGH. THEY GET MEAN.

THEY SAY THINGS THEY SHOULD NOT SAY,

BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO BRUSH IT OFF TODAY.

- FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, JOG.

DON'T STOP, I'M ON YOUR TAIL.

- OH, MY GOD. - I KNOW. I KNOW.

- [bleep].

- SHAM ON. LET'S GO.

- MY STOMACH'S CRAMPING.

- GOOD JOB. LET'S GO.

- COME ON.

- GOOD JOB. - [bleep].

- THE NEXT CHECKPOINT, WE HAVE TO BUILD

SOME SORT OF A DEVICE TO MOVE EIGHT TIRES

FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG WITH A ROPE AND PIPES.

- TWO PLAYERS ONLY NEED FOUR TIRES.

THIS IS [bleep] STUPID.

WE NEED EIGHT TIRES.

- WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT WE BRING EVERYTHING WITH US.

IT JUST SUCKS.

- WE CAN PUT THESE TOGETHER SO THAT THEY JUST ROLL.

- LET'S GO. RIGHT HERE!

"TEAMS OF TWO COLLECT FOUR TIRES.

TEAMS OF FOUR COLLECT EIGHT TIRES."

- WE'RE GONNA MAKE A CAR. - YEAH, YEAH, LET'S GO.

- WE'RE GONNA HOLD ON TO THE ROPE,

AND WE'RE GONNA GRAB IT.

- DEVYN, LET'S GO GET EIGHT TIRES.

- GET EIGHT TIRES. - I GOT THE TIRES.

YOU GUYS WORK ON THAT--

- NO, WE HAVE TO DO IT TOGETHER, J.D.

- OKAY.

- SARAH, HOW MANY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET?

- EIGHT. - YOU GUYS NEED TO HELP.

- WELL, I'M BUILDING THAT-- - DEVYN, GET OVER HERE.

- WE'LL TIE THE ROPE AROUND IT

AND JUST [bleep] ROLL IT WITH US, IT'LL ROLL.

- TEAMS OF FOUR COLLECT EIGHT. - GO GET ONE.

- WE HAVE EIGHT! - I DON'T CARE!

YOU'RE A TEAM OF FOUR, DUMB-DUMB!

- THIS IS A BITCH. - OH, GOD.

- TRISHELLE. YOU ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, I'M FINE.

- TELL ME THE TRUTH. - YEAH, I'M FINE.

- GET IT.

GET IT, GIRL! RUN IN THAT SAND.

- AND WE'RE GONNA USE THE ROPE

AND WE'RE GONNA HOLD ON TO THE ROPE.

- IT'S GONNA TOPPLE.

- I SAY WE TIE IT TO EACH END AND JUST--LIKE CHARIOTS.

- YEAH. PULL THE ROPE THROUGH-- - I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

- THERE IT IS. SEE? KEEP THEM ALL TIED TOGETHER.

NOW STICK THIS THROUGH HERE.

- HOW MANY MORE DO WE NEED ON THERE?

- WE DON'T NEED ANY.

- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN--

- WE NEED ONE MORE TIRE? - NO, WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

- DEVYN, STRAIGHTEN OUT THE TIRES INSTEAD OF

SLEEPING ON THEM.

- HELP OUT. - SEE, I THINK IF WE JUST--

- THIS ISN'T NAPTIME. SEE IF THAT'LL MOVE.

- YUP.

- SO SAN DIEGO GETS THERE FIRST, BUT WE ASSEMBLE THIS

LITTLE MECHANISM BEFORE THEY DO, AND WE TAKE OFF.

- WE'LL PUT IT ON OUR SHOULDERS. LITERALLY.

WE'LL SQUAT IT. WE'LL WALK SLOW ENOUGH.

- WE'RE STRONG.

- BEING A PHYSICAL TEAM, IT'S TIME FOR ZACH AND I

TO SACK UP AND JUST PUT IT ON OUR BACKS

AND CARRY THIS THING TO THE FINISH LINE.

PRETTY HEAVY. - LET'S GO.

- THERE WE GO.

- DEVYN, IF YOU GOT IN THERE AND HELPED,

IT WOULD GO A LOT BETTER.

- HELP ME. GET IN HERE.

- LOOK. LOOK.

- RIGHT NOW, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

- UNTIL WE PASS THEM. GOOD JOB, GUYS.

- ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?

- TIRES ON.

- YOU GOT TO KEEP THE TIRES TOGETHER,

SO YOU GOT TO PUT THE ROPE AND MAKE THEM STAY TOGETHER

SO THAT WHENEVER WE ROLL THEM, THAT THEY'RE FINE.

- SO WHAT, YOU-- - GET ALL THE TIRES TOGETHER.

YES. YEAH.

CAN YOU GET THAT? - YEAH, I GOT IT.

- DEVYN, PULL! - I'M PULLING!

J.D.'S TIRE'S STUCK!

- THERE'S TOO MUCH ON THIS SIDE, DAMN IT!

- SCOOT IT OVER. - MY BAD.

- LET'S MOVE! - LET'S GO!

- THIS SIDE. LEFT SIDE! - DO YOU WANT TO BE WHERE I AM?

- I'D RATHER-- CAN WE LIFT IT?

- JUST KEEP GOING.

WHATEVER WE'RE DOING IS NOT WORKING,

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT MOVING.

YOU GUYS KEEP STOPPING EVERY TIME THE TIRES STOP.

THEY'RE ALL STOPPED, YET I'M STILL PULLING.

- THIS IS BUILT FOR US. YOU GOT IT, MAN.

YOU'RE STRONGER THAN I AM. YOU GOT IT.

- BROOKLYN IS A LOT BETTER AT THE PUZZLES,

SO AS LONG AS WE CAN STAY AHEAD AND GIVE OURSELVES MORE TIME,

WE'LL BE GOOD.

BUT IF WE CAN'T, BROOKLYN'S GONNA TAKE US.

- KEEP PULLING. - GOOD JOB.

- IT REALLY HURTS. I CAN'T DO IT.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - YOU HAVE TO CARRY IT.

- NO. - BECAUSE MY SHOULDER IS A BONE.

I WEIGH 116 POUNDS. IT HURTS.

YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

DO WHAT'S BEST FOR BOTH OF US.

WHAT'S BEST FOR BOTH OF US-- - IS PICKING UP AND WALKING!

LET'S GO. WE'RE RIGHT THERE. - NOT SINGLE FILE.

- HOW ABOUT WE DITCH THE ROPE AND WE MAKE YOU A BACKPACK

WITH THE ROPE?

- DUSTIN SAYS, "TRISHELLE, I HAVE AN IDEA.

I THINK THAT WE SHOULD TAKE THE ROPES AND MAKE A BACKPACK."

WHAT?

- AND I'LL HOLD IT, AND YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING

THAT YOU CAN HOLD IT HERE.

OR WHATEVER YOU WANT, REALLY.

- I, AT THIS POINT WANT TO JUST TAKE DUSTIN AND BURY HIM

IN THE SAND AND WALK AWAY.

EVERY TIME WE DO THIS, IT GETS HARDER AND HARDER.

[grunts]

- THAT'S IT, GIRL. - [bleep] YOU, DUSTIN, GOD.

- [bleep] ME.

IF IT'S NOT TRISHELLE'S WAY, IT'S THE HIGHWAY.

I FEEL LIKE WE ARE JUST CRUISING ALONG.

- OH, MY GOD, DUSTIN. [growls]

- HOW DOES THAT FEEL? BETTER?

- IT HURTS. I DON'T WANT TO TALK.

- OKAY. WE WON'T.

HOLD IT TIGHT.

- MATCH IT TO THE ONE YOU GOT IN THERE ALREADY.

- SHUT UP, ASHLEY.

- I NEED MORE SLACK ON THIS SIDE.

- WHAT SLACK? - I WANT LESS WORK FOR YOU GUYS.

I'M HAPPY TO TAKE MORE OF THE LOAD.

- ♪ HOW CAN EVERYTHING BE FINE? ♪

- GUYS, ATTACH IT TO IT.

- IF YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE HELD THE TIRES,

WE WOULDN'T BE HERE!

SO LET US FIGURE THIS OUT!

- WAIT. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR--

HAVE WE BEEN CARRYING FIVE THIS WHOLE [bleep] TIME?

- YES. - GET RID OF ONE.

- THAT WAS SMART. - WHAT THE HELL?

WE'VE BEEN DRAGGING AN EXTRA TIRE THIS WHOLE TIME.

AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART TEAM.

OH!

- WE'RE GONNA PASS BROOKLYN, OKAY?

- ALL RIGHT.

- THIS IS SO [bleep] STUPID

THAT WE WERE CARRYING NINE OF THEM.

- I DIDN'T GO BACK AND GET ANY MORE, SARAH,

SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO POINT YOUR FINGER--

- I'M NOT SAYING THAT, CHET. - WE HAD A GOOD LEAD ON VEGAS.

VEGAS HAS NOW PASSED US.

SO IT'S SAN DIEGO, VEGAS, AND THEN BROOKLYN TRAILING

IN THE BACK.

- THE FLAG IS STRAIGHT AHEAD, WE JUST GOT TO WALK STRAIGHT.

WALKING TO THE FLAG.

- GIRLS, TOUCH IT.

- NOW IT'S TIME TO DROP THESE TIRES

AND RUN BACK TO THE HELICOPTER TO GO TO STAGE THREE.

- YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS.

LIKE THE SISTER I NEVER WANTED.

- [chuckles]

- OH, GOD, I'M SORRY. - RUN! COME ON!

- JUST KEEP 'EM UP.

COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

COME ON, GUYS.

- BEING IN THE HELICOPTER IS SO COOL,

BUT ALL YOU CAN SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AHEAD IS THE DUNES.

AND IT'S JUST, LIKE--

OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH.

- SET A PACE.

- CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH RUNNING?

- COME ON, SAM.

- I MEAN, THIS IS THE KIND OF PLACE WHERE, LIKE,

YOU WALK DOWN AND YOU SEE VULTURES, LIKE,

EATING A SKELETON.

- OH, [bleep].

COME ON.

- ZACH, WAIT. - SAM!

- HOLY [bleep].

- IS THAT A CAMEL? - GREAT.

- CAMEL NAP.

"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE COMPLETED DAY ONE

"OF THE FINAL CHALLENGE.

"FIRST PLACE GAINS A TEN-MINUTE ADVANTAGE.

"SECOND PLACE AT THE END OF THE DAY

"GAINS A FIVE-MINUTE ADVANTAGE.

ALL OTHERS GAIN ZERO MINUTES."

- OKAY. - OH, HERE'S ANOTHER WALL.

"YOU MUST GUARD AND PROTECT THESE CAMELS OVERNIGHT.

[camel grunts]

"ONE TEAMMATE AT A TIME CAN LIE DOWN AND TAKE A NAP.

"AS A TEAM YOU MUST HOLD ON TO YOUR CAMEL'S LEASH

AT ALL TIMES."

- NICE. - OH, MY GOD.

- BASICALLY, THREE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE UP ALL NIGHT

BABYSITTING A CAMEL,

AND ONE PERSON GETS TO SLEEP BY THE FIRE.

- WELCOME TO MY RESTAURANT.

- ONE PLAYER GETS TO SLEEP? SOUNDS AWESOME.

I GET TO HANG OUT WITH THE CAMEL?

- CAN WE SWITCH OUT? - YES.

- IS THIS REALLY ALL OUR FOOD OR IS THIS A MIRAGE?

- WE CAN EAT WHATEVER WE WANT? - READ THIS, HOLD ON.

- ACTUAL FOOD?

CAN WE CUDDLE WITH OUR CAMELS?

I WANT TO HUG HIM. I WANT TO USE HIS WARMTH.

- I MIGHT [bleep] THE CAMEL.

[laughter]

- THE RULE OF CAMEL NAP IS THREE PLAYERS FROM OUR TEAM

HAVE TO STAND INSIDE THIS STUPID LITTLE BOX.

THE BOX IS TWO FEET BY THREE FEET,

AND WE GET A ONE-MINUTE PENALTY IF YOUR TEAMMATE

GOES OUTSIDE THE BOX.

- GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. - SAM, ENJOY YOUR REST.

AND IF YOU COMPLAIN IN THE MORNING,

I'M SLAPPING YOU.

SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING.

WE ASK HER TO RUN, SHE WON'T RUN.

IF YOU SUCK THAT MUCH, YOU SHOULD [bleep]ING LISTEN

TO YOUR TEAMMATES.

- THAT'S WHAT I SAID-- - BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

- LET'S PLAY TIC-TAC-TOE IN THE SAND.

- OH, GOOD IDEA. - I'M GOING HERE.

OOPS!

APPARENTLY, MY FOOT GOES OVER THE LINE.

I THINK SARAH'S DELIRIOUS BECAUSE SHE'S NOT EVEN MAD

AT THIS POINT.

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW SHE'S REALLY TIRED.

- IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS. - OKAY, GO GET CHET.

- CHET, TIME TO WAKE UP! - CHET!

- GOOD JOB. - SWEET DREAMS, SARAH-BEAR.

- FREEZING. - YEAH, I KNOW.

- I FEEL LOOPY. - [groans]

- OH, MY GOSH, THE WATER IN THIS THING FROZE.

- I WOULD BE FINE WITH NOTHING MORE THAN SOCKS.

WET FEET ARE NO FUN.

- SARAH, YOU'RE CRYING AGAIN. - I KNOW.

- [chuckles]

- I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE THE COLD.

IT'S UNBEARABLE.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS NIGHT.

[whimpering]

- [sighs] - [groans]

WHO HAS FEELING IN THEIR TOES? ANYONE?

- I'M JUST TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP.

- LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!

OH, MY GOSH, I FEEL WARMER ALREADY.

AT THE FIRST LIGHT OF DAWN, WAVES OF JOY JUST POUR OVER US.

BUT WE'RE STILL NOT DONE.

- ♪ YEAH! ♪

- WE ALL GOT TWO HOURS TO BE ON THE COTS.

I'M ANNOYED. I'M HUNGRY. I'M WET.

AT THIS POINT, I'M READY TO DIE.

LITERALLY. - I'M READY TO WIN.

- HOW LONG DID I SLEEP LAST NIGHT, SAM?

45 MINUTES?

HOW LONG WERE YOU LAYING DOWN? OH, YEAH, FOUR HOURS.

- FRANK, CAN YOU COME SWITCH WITH ME?

'CAUSE I'M GONNA PUNCH SOMEBODY. - DON'T FIGHT.

- HIT ME IN THE FACE.

- WELL, THEN COME REPRIMAND YOUR FRIEND,

BECAUSE I'M OVER IT.

[motor buzzing]

- IS THAT T.J.? - OF COURSE IT IS.

- ALL OF A SUDDEN, T.J. SHOWS UP ON THIS BADASS FOUR-WHEELER

SAYING, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS?"

WHAT'S UP WITH ME? WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

'CAUSE I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE WITH THIS CAMEL ALL NIGHT.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

- OKAY, YOU GUYS, THIS IS THE SECOND PART

OF OUR FINAL CHALLENGE.

AS YOU KNOW, YOU HAD A TEN-MINUTE HEAD START

FOR FIRST,

FIVE-MINUTE HEAD START FOR SECOND,

AND NO-MINUTE HEAD START FOR THIRD.

DEVYN, YOU FELL OUT OF THE SQUARE ONE TIME.

THEREFORE, BROOKLYN, YOU GUYS HAVE AN ADDED MINUTE

ONTO THE HEAD START.

- IN ADDITION TO JUST SUCKING AT EVERYTHING,

DEVYN STEPPED OUT OF THE BOX LAST NIGHT

AND GIVES US A ONE-MINUTE PENALTY.

SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.

- SAN DIEGO, YOU HAVE AN 11-MINUTE HEAD START,

BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE 11 MINUTES ORIGINALLY GIVEN TO YOU,

PLUS THE ONE MINUTE THAT BROOKLYN GAVE YOU.

LAS VEGAS, YOU HAVE A SIX-MINUTE HEAD START.

BROOKLYN, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO PICK IT UP

IN THE FINALS.

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

THAT'S IT.

LET'S DO IT.

- WE KNOW THAT IF WE GET TO A PUZZLE OR ANYTHING MENTAL,

WE HAVE AN 11-MINUTE LEAD ON BROOKLYN.

WE HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS LEAD,

AND WE NEED TO HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE.

- ALL RIGHT, SAN DIEGO, YOU GUYS READY?

- YEP. [air horn blows]

- I CAN'T EVEN MOVE, GUYS! - COME ON!

- YOU HAVE TO USE SO MUCH LEG STRENGTH, IT'S RIDICULOUS.

IF THIS IS ANYTHING THAT'S TO COME TODAY,

IT'S GONNA BE ONE ROUGH DAY.

- COME ON, SAM. - I'M TRYING, GUYS.

- SAM, LET'S GO! - I'M GONNA STRANGLE HER.

- SAM, SERIOUSLY, COME ON. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR LEAD. - GIVE ME A SECOND.

- COME ON! - SAM, COME ON!

- THANK GOODNESS SAM IS SO SLOW.

- KEEP GOING.

- AS LONG AS DEVYN CAN JUST BE A LITTLE BIT FASTER THAN SAM,

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, WE HAVE A CHANCE IN THIS.

- LET'S GO! - RIGHT STRAIGHT AHEAD THIS WAY.

- YOU'RE WALKING DOWNHILL. WE'RE FLAT, COME ON.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THEY'RE RIGHT THERE.

YOU READY? [air horn blows]

- PUSH THAT ASS. - OKAY.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT. GO, GO, GO.

GOING TO THE TOP.

GO. GO.

- ALL RIGHT, BROOKLYN, YOU READY? GO!

[air horn blows]

- DIG, DIG, DIG. STAY ON YOUR TOES.

- [panting] I AM. I AM.

AH, [bleep]. [panting]

- KEEP IT GOING. KEEP IT GOING.

PUSH THROUGH IT. - [groans]

- DEVYN, TEN FEET! LET'S GO. LET'S GO!

- [echoes] I'M GOING!

- COME ON, TRISHELLE.

- KEEP GOING.

- COME ON. COME ON.

- I'M SINKING. - I KNOW! EVERYONE'S SINKING!

- WE'RE RUNNING, AND ALL I CAN SEE IS A FLAG

AND THEN ANOTHER FLAG AND THEN ANOTHER FLAG

AND THEN ANOTHER FLAG AND THEN ANOTHER FLAG

AND THEN ANOTHER FLAG!

I DON'T KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GONNA END

AND IT SUCKS.

- YOU'RE BEING A [bleep] TEAMMATE RIGHT NOW.

- ♪ THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST ♪

- IF YOU STOP ONE MORE TIME,

I'M GONNA BITE YOUR [bleep]ING FACE OFF.

- COME ON, DEV! COME ON. YOU CAN DO THIS.

- BITCH, IF I COULD KEEP RUNNING, I WOULD.

YOU'RE LUCKY I'M WALKING AS IT IS,

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SIT DOWN.

- COME ON!

- ♪ THE WAR IS WITHIN ME ♪

[hard rock music]

♪ ♪

- "ANSWER KEY.

"AFTER LOCATING THE SPECIFIED WORD,

"LOOK AT THE WORD DIRECTLY TO ITS RIGHT.

THE EIGHTH LETTER OF THAT WORD CORRESPONDS

TO THE NUMBER NEEDED TO UNLOCK YOUR SIEVES."

WE HAVE WORDS THAT ARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PINKY FINGER,

15 FEET AWAY FROM US, THAT WE HAVE TO SPOT

AND THEN DECODE TO GET A NUMERICAL VALUE

TO GET THESE LOCKS OPEN.

I GOT-- - WHICH ONE? OKAY.

- "AIRLIFTING," GOT IT, OKAY. - "PRESERVES" OR "PRESERVED?"

- "PRESERVES." - "PERSIFLAGE."

- AND FIND THE EIGHTH LETTER. - "A."

- SO THAT'S A ONE. A, B, C, D, E. FIVE?

"N" THAT'S 14.

- IT SHOULD BE ONE THROUGH NINE. - [bleep], WHAT? OKAY.

- THEY'RE COMING. - SHH.

YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT WHEN YOU SAY THAT.

- CAN YOU EVEN READ THESE?

- THIS PUZZLE IS EXTREMELY HARD TO READ,

ESPECIALLY AFTER NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP AND RUNNING THROUGH

THE DESERT ALL DAY.

- COME ON, DEVYN. - KEEP DIGGING.

KEEP DIGGING. KEEP DIGGING.

KEEP DIGGING. - GUYS, BROOKLYN'S HERE!

- THEY'RE STILL WORKING ON IT!

WE CAN CATCH UP. THIS IS IT.

- BROOKLYN GETS ACROSS THAT LAST CREST,

AND HERE'S WHERE THEY CAN CATCH UP TO US.

WE NEED TO GET THROUGH THIS AND GET ON TO THE NEXT PART.

- "MANAGEABILITY," "AIRLIFTING," "PERSEVERES."

LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

I FOUND IT. ONE, TWO, THREE.

IT'S AN "I." - I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- LOOK, THEY'RE ALL IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND THE ROW,

FIND WHAT COMES NEXT TO IT.

OKAY, WHAT IS IT? "PERSEVERES?"

FOUND "PERSEVERES." OKAY.

THAT'S A ONE.

- WHAT THE [bleep]. OH, MY GOD.

- FIVE TO START.

- SARAH AND CHET ARE GONNA FIGURE THIS THING OUT

IN 30 SECONDS.

HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF. THEY'RE GONNA PASS US.

- COME ON!

- FOUND "PERSEVERES." OKAY, IT'S A ONE.

- WHAT THE [bleep], MAN? OH, MY GOD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- WE HAVE TO FIND THE WORDS IN OUR ANSWER KEY

TO GET A NUMBER TO UNLOCK OUR SIEVES.

- WHICH ONE'S, "PRUDENTIAL?" WHAT NUMBER?

- I'M HOPING SAN DIEGO AND VEGAS CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT

AND BROOKLYN CAN TAKE THE LEAD.

- OKAY, I FOUND "MANAGEABLY." - WHICH ONE IS "PRUDENTIAL?"

WHAT NUMBER? - SEVEN.

- SEVEN IS THREE.

SAM, COME ON. SAM, COME ON!

SAM, COME ON.

- OH, IT'S SO FRUSTRATING. IT'S SO FRUSTRATING.

- LET'S GO. - WHICH ONE'S OPEN?

- THE FIRST ONE. DO THE LAST FOUR.

- AT THIS POINT, I AM HALLUCINATING.

I CAN'T SEE OR READ ANYTHING, SO I'M JUST GONNA HANG OUT

IN THE BACK AND LET MY TEAM TAKE THE LEAD ON THIS ONE.

- I GOT IT. LET'S GO!

- FIRST WORD IS "MANAGEABLY."

- WOW. GOOD JOB, DEVYN.

WAY TO BE A FREAKIN' DEAD FISH OVER THERE.

- IS THAT THE SIX? - YEAH.

- I GOT THOSE LAST TWO.

I TOLD YOU WAS COUNTING BACKWARDS.

- GRAB THE SIGN. - GO, GO, GO, GO.

- BIG STRIDES. YOU GOT THIS, SAM.

- WE STILL HAVE A DECENT LEAD,

BUT TRISHELLE USED TO RUN CROSS-COUNTRY.

DUSTIN'S A GOOD ATHLETE.

- GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT. DON'T STOP, GIRL, COME ON.

- I AM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DON'T SEE

AN END TO THIS,

BUT DUSTIN'S ACTUALLY BEING PRETTY POSITIVE,

AND THAT'S GIVING ME THE ENERGY TO GO FORWARD.

- COME ON, DEVYN. - RUN!

- YOU JUST TOOK A 20-MINUTE BREAK.

GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR.

- AT THIS POINT, I'M OVER IT.

I JUST ZONE THEM OUT. - SAM, SPRINT!

COME ON, YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!

- IT'S LIKE I'M THEIR PUNCHING BAG.

- SAM, SPRINT!

THE CHECKPOINT'S RIGHT THERE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

SAM, SPRINT! - I CAN HEAR 'EM.

- WE FINALLY TO GET TO THE NEXT CHECKPOINT,

AND WE HAVE TO FILL THE SIEVES WITH SAND

AND FILL UP A SANDBOX.

BUT AS YOU WALK WITH A FULL SIEVE OF SAND,

IT FALLS OUT THE BOTTOM.

- ♪ PICKING UP AFTER IT'S OVER ♪

- SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- ♪ WE'VE GIVEN ALL WE'VE GOT ♪

- LITERALLY ONE MORE. - WE ARE FLYING.

THIS IS OUR TIME TO JUST BE STRONG, BE FAST, AND SPRINT

BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE TWO THINGS,

BECAUSE WE CAN MAKE UP TIME THAT SAM HAS LOST US ON THE GROUND.

- LET'S GO, GUYS, COME ON. COME ON, GUYS, RUN.

- COME ON!

- I KNOW RIGHT AWAY THAT DUSTIN AND I ARE GONNA HAVE

OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US, BECAUSE WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE

INSTEAD OF FOUR PEOPLE.

BUT SAN DIEGO'S AHEAD OF US.

WE HAVE TO CATCH UP TO THEM. WE HAVE TO.

- FILL THEM FASTER. - HOW MUCH MORE?

- A LOT MORE, BOO. - OH, [bleep].

[grunts]

- FOUR MORE. BROOKLYN'S RIGHT THERE.

COME ON!

- OH, [bleep], BROOKLYN. - I KNOW, LET'S GO.

- COME ON.

WE SEE VEGAS IN THE DISTANCE. CAN WE CATCH 'EM?

DEVYN, IS THAT YOU? OH, NO, PROBABLY NOT.

- COME ON, SAM. LET'S GO!

- SAM, IF YOU DO THIS, WE WIN.

COME ON, SAM, IT'S THIS HILL AND THAT'S IT.

- COME ON.

- SAM IS HAVING A REALLY TOUGH TIME,

AND IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING OUT FOR OUR ADVANTAGE.

TRISHELLE AND I ARE WORKING GREAT AS A TEAM.

SAN DIEGO IS RIGHT IN OUR REACH,

AND WE'RE LOOKING GOOD RIGHT NOW.

- DEVYN, GET OVER HERE. WHAT THE HELL?

- DEVYN, MOVE IT. - VEGAS IS RIGHT THERE.

- SAM, YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING

IN YOUR BODY AND GO.

- HAVING SAM AS PART OF THE TEAM IS LIKE HAVING

145 POUNDS OF FAT SLAPPED TO YOUR SIDE.

IT'S A TUMOR. IT SUCKS.

- DON'T STOP MOVING.

I, AT THIS POINT, AM IN BEAST MODE.

MY MIND IS NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO MY BODY AT THIS POINT.

I JUST FEEL LIKE MY LEGS WERE JUST MOVING.

I'M NOT FINE WITH SECOND PLACE.

I WANT TO WIN.

- ♪ WE'VE GOT TO MOVE NOW! ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT TO MOVE! ♪

- LOOK IT, THEY'RE RUNNING! - SAM, LOOK HOW CLOSE VEGAS IS.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

SAM! SAM!

EVERY OTHER PERSON HERE IS PUSHING THEMSELVES, LET'S GO!

THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IS RACE TO THE TOP

OF THIS FINAL DUNE, AND SAM IS STOPPING.

SHE'S STOPPING.

AND I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

LET'S GO!

I CAN SEE THE BIG FLAG. LET'S GO--STOP STOPPING!

IF I CAN SEE IT, YOU CAN SEE IT!

JUST RUN. COME ON, SAM! - RUN!

- STOP STOPPING, YOU FAT BITCH!

COME ON!

- NO MAN EVER PUTS HIS HAND ON A WOMAN.

YOU KNOW, YELL, SCREAM ALL YOU WANT.

DON'T PHYSICALLY ABUSE ME. PERIOD. END OF STORY.

- SAM!

- RUN!

- STOP STOPPING, YOU FAT BITCH! COME ON!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

- SO I LOOK BACK AND FRANK PHYSICALLY PUSHES SAM

DOWN TO THE GROUND.

I CAN DEAL WITH PEOPLE SAYING MEAN THINGS,

BUT ACTING LIKE THAT IS NOT OKAY.

- 250K. COME ON, SAM. COME ON, SAM, YOU GOT TO.

YOU GOT TO.

- GETTING PHYSICAL WITH SOMEBODY IS NO WAY TO SOLVE ANYTHING.

BUT THERE'S ONE THING IN MY HEAD.

THAT'S TO GO HOME TO MY GIRLFRIEND WITH MONEY.

I ZONE OUT AND JUST KEEP RUNNING.

- COME ON. - [growls]

- DEVYN, PUSH THROUGH IT. JUST SOLID MARCH ON.

- THE END IS IN SIGHT.

I KNOW WE'RE NOT GONNA WIN THIS.

BUT THIS IS ABOUT COMPLETING IT AS A TEAM,

AND THE FASTER WE GET DONE, THE FASTER IT'S OVER.

- ALMOST THERE!

- IT'S RIGHT THERE. IT'S $250,000.

THAT FLAG REPRESENTS EVERYTHING

AND I'M GONNA BUST MY ASS TO GET TO IT.

- OH, THAT'S THE END.

all: [panting]

- COME ON, BABY. - COME ON, BABY! WE GOT YOU!

- TIM, TAKE MY HAND. - GRAB THAT POLE.

GRAB THE POLE. - WHOO!

- I GOT SOMETHING HERE FOR YOU. - OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

- YOU'RE THE BATTLE OF THE SEASONS CHAMPIONS.

CONGRATULATIONS, HERE'S A CHECK FOR $250,000.

- WHOO! - JOSH, GET IN.

GET IN, GET IN, GET IN.

AND DON'T LET GO OF THAT CHECK FOR YOUR LIFE.

- ROOKIES WON. THE ONLY ROOKIE TEAM WON.

- DON'T FALL DOWN THE HILL!

- I'VE HAD A TARGET ON MY BACK SINCE DAY ONE,

WHEN PEOPLE KNEW I WAS COMING IN TO RUN MY MOUTH

AND KNEW I WAS COMING IN TO BE THE PRESIDENT.

AND GUESS WHAT? I WAS.

[all talking at once]

- ZACH!

- OH, MY GOD. - [bleep]!

- I'M NOT GONNA BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A [bleep] CRAZY PERSON!

[wild cheers]

- WE'VE JUST PROVEN TO EVERYBODY

YOU CAN BE VERY DYSFUNCTIONAL, BUT YOU CAN STILL WIN.

- OH! - YEAH!

- ♪ I TAKE A DEEP BREATH ♪

♪ I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS ♪

- I'VE BECOME FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE

I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A YEAR AGO,

AND I'M A LITTLE BIT RICHER, SO THAT'S NOT BAD EITHER.

I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.

- ♪ HERE'S TO LOVE ♪

♪ HERE'S TO NEVER GIVING UP ♪

♪ HERE'S TO US ♪

- EVERY TIME WE PUSHED YOU, IT WAS WORTH IT, RIGHT? RIGHT?

- THE THINGS THAT FRANK AND ZACH HAVE BOTH SAID TO ME

WILL BE THERE FOREVER.

THE ONE THING IN MY HEAD AT THIS MOMENT IS,

"[bleep] YOU."

- COME ON, GUYS. PUSH IT.

GET ON THAT POLE, TRISHELLE. TRISHELLE, GET ON THAT POLE.

- [grunts]

- CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS! - [screams]

- SECOND PLACE. $50,000.

- WOW! OH-HO-HO-HO!

- THIS FEELS AMAZING. - AAH!

- WE WENT TO THE FINAL, GOT SECOND.

- WE GOT A BIG CHECK.

- WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT US TWO,

WHO HATED EACH OTHER NOT TOO LONG AGO,

WOULD COMPLETE THE FINAL?

- BUT WE WON IT TOGETHER, AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

- YEP.

- YEAH! - WHOO!

- THROUGHOUT THIS CHALLENGE, VEGAS HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT

AS A TEAM.

ALL OF THIS HAS ADDED UP TO US FINISHING THIS FINAL.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM PROUD OF US.

- ♪ CRASH AND BURN, MY FRIEND ♪

- AH, AH, AH!

- YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

- ♪ DEEP, DARK BLUE, DESCEND ♪

♪ WELL, THIS IS THE END ♪

- WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS. WE'VE FOUGHT.

DON'T [bleep] LOOK AT ME.

I RESPECT DUSTIN AS A COMPETITOR AND AS A PERSON.

I LOVE DUSTIN AS A BROTHER.

- COME ON, BROOKLYN!

[all shouting at once]

- THERE YOU GO.

all: [cheering]

- WHEN YOU LOOK AT TEAM BROOKLYN,

SERIOUSLY, A GROUP OF MISFITS.

I'M PROUD THAT EVERYBODY CROSSED THE FINISH LINE.

I THINK THAT'S PRETTY INCREDIBLE.

- ♪ FOR ALL THE WORLD AND HOPES THAT GO ♪

♪ I REALIZE ♪

♪ THE MOMENTS IN OUR LIFE THAT PASS US BY ♪

[wild cheers]

- WHEN I LEFT THE REAL WORLD HOUSE,

I HAD MY ROOMMATES' CHARACTER SET IN STONE.

AND I REALLY NEVER THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE ANY DIFFERENT.

IT'S REALLY REFRESHING TO GET A SECOND CHANCE FOR ME

TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY SPECIAL IN MY LIFE.

- ALL RIGHT, BROOKLYN, YOU GOT THIRD PLACE.

40 GRAND, NOT BAD. GREAT JOB, YOU GUYS.

- THIRD PLACE DOESN'T MAKE ME TOO HAPPY,

BUT I'M WALKING AWAY WITH $10,000 IN MY POCKET

AND A TRIP TO KENTUCKY.

I'M GONNA GO SEE BIG EASY.

MAYBE WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN ARENA,

BUT WE ALREADY KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN THAT.

- SAN DIEGO WAS PROBABLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE HOUSE.

THEY ARE THE MOST MALICIOUS GROUP OF PEOPLE

I HAVE EVER MET.

THE NICE GUYS, UNFORTUNATELY, DON'T ALWAYS FINISH FIRST.

- THAT WAS EASY. - YES!

- B.K. ALL THE WAY! - YOU DID THAT SO FAST.

- THANK YOU FOR HUSTLING AT THE END, DEVYN.

DO YOU WANT ME TO MASSAGE YOUR FEET?

- WAY TO PICK UP TIME. - YAY, SMART PEOPLE!

- GIVE ME THOSE LOVELY FEET, BABY.

COME ON, MWAH! THOSE [bleep] SEXY FEET.

- OH, MAN. - OOH, MY BABY.

- THAT WAS SO COOL. - OH, MY GOD, YEAH.

THAT FEELS GOOD.

- STRETCH IT OUT. LET ME SEE YOUR FOOT.

- OH, YEAH. YOU GOT THIS, BABY.

- WELL DONE, YOU GUYS. - THAT WAS GOOD.

- I MEAN, GOOD HELL.