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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,260 Every era has a messiah... 2 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,140 who rules the hearts of the people... 3 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,740 who shows them a new way of life... 4 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:40,060 who showers them with happiness. 5 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:44,340 This story is not about such a messiah. 6 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:55,740 Dear, you're a policeman's wife. 7 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:59,140 Is it okay to watch these heist movies all the time? 8 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,620 Yes, I like them. 9 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,980 Dear, just think about it. 10 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:04,140 If you watch such movies in this condition... 11 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:06,620 then what effect will it have on our baby? 12 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,700 He'll be born a thief. 13 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:11,430 The way Abhimanyu from Mahabharata, learnt everything about archery... 14 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,940 while in his mother's womb. 15 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:14,780 Be quiet, you drunkard. 16 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:18,100 My son won't be a thief. He'll be a very successful man. 17 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,860 People will long to catch his glimpse. 18 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,780 And the moment they see him, they'll inform the police. 19 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:26,180 Be quiet! Let me and my son watch the movie. 20 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:04,860 -What happened? -The tank's leaking. 21 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:08,580 -Should I call the plumber? -What plumber, you idiot? My water broke. 22 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,060 Let's go to the doctor. 23 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,460 -Congratulations! It's a boy. -Thank God. 24 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:15,780 -And my wife? -Both the baby and the mother are fine. 25 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:17,140 In a while she will-- 26 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,260 My watch? 27 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,580 My chain? 28 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:38,420 Last night we cracked the largest antique smuggling racket... 29 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,660 in the history of crime. 30 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:44,900 Our country's thousands of years old... 31 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:48,340 priceless diamonds, pearls, jewelry, paintings, statues. 32 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:51,740 In all, we stopped 10,000 kilos of national treasure 33 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:55,100 from being sold to foreign countries. 34 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:58,100 In the international market, the approximate value... 35 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:00,660 of these items is five billion. 36 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:05,980 The Interpol suspects that this stuff belongs to... 37 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:09,580 the Johri Brothers. The antique smugglers. 38 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:12,940 These Siamese twins aren't among those... 39 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:15,060 who'd let go of their goods so easily. 40 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,100 They will surely try to get them back. 41 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:22,060 Hence, our job doesn't end here. 42 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:25,420 Our next mission is to get these goods... 43 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,700 to the government treasury in Delhi. 44 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,540 And the name of this mission will be Bharat-- 45 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:31,500 Bhushan. 46 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,020 And the name of this mission will be... 47 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,900 "Bharat Ka Khazana." 48 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:45,100 In this mission, we will transport this treasure 49 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:48,420 in a special high security train to Delhi. 50 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:52,100 Remember, this train will go directly to Delhi. 51 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,780 There will be no halts in between. 52 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:58,620 Now, the Johri Brothers have only one way to get the antiques. 53 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:03,220 -To steal it from a moving train. -He's talking nonsense. 54 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:06,980 As we all know, the Johri Brothers don't execute 55 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,700 their illegal work themselves. 56 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:14,420 As always, they will take someone else's help. 57 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:18,580 But who is brave and smart enough... 58 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:21,460 to steal the treasure from right under our noses... 59 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,820 and that too, in broad daylight? 60 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:23,940 Broad daylight? 61 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:26,580 He can do it in the darkness of the night as well. 62 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,860 And why "from under our noses?" 63 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:30,260 He can do that behind our backs as well. Right? 64 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:36,820 As per our information, only three people can do this job. 65 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,100 First candidate is... 66 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:42,180 From Hyderabad, Ismail Sheikh alias Ismail "Koyla." 67 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:46,980 Is Ismail darker than coal? Or vice verse? 68 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,820 That's hard to say. 69 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,820 Ismail possesses two weapons. 70 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,860 One, the darkness of the night. 71 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,060 And second, Ismail's smile. 72 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:14,780 In the darkness of the night, like a shadow in the dark... 73 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:16,420 Ismail just disappears. 74 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,700 He escaped again. 75 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,860 That's why we've not been able to catch Ismail. Right, sir? 76 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:27,380 A few years ago, Ismail tried to rob Salarjung Museum. 77 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:32,020 But this time, unfortunately, I got his case. 78 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:34,980 Sir, unfortunate for you or him? 79 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:38,650 Jagtap, shut up and listen. 80 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:51,620 But by then, his tricks had become obsolete. 81 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:55,540 Ismail, why don't you stop these robberies... 82 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,780 and lead an honest life? 83 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:00,820 I have a mind-blowing job offer for you. 84 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:02,900 You'll get a million for an hour. 85 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,780 The headlights of the express train aren't working. 86 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:10,940 You have to run ahead of it with your teeth exposed. 87 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:14,460 There he is. Catch him! 88 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,700 The second candidate is Master India. 89 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,220 Mr. India was a decent guy. 90 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,940 Master India is his spoilt kid... 91 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:37,140 who is taking undue advantage of his great father's powers. 92 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:43,060 Where Ismail Koyla steals quietly in the darkness of the night... 93 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:48,340 Master India steals in broad daylight and in public. 94 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,660 He stole the necklace and disappeared. 95 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:05,820 Since that day, I attended every party, function and wedding... 96 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,860 in order to catch Master India. 97 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,180 And then one day... 98 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:24,100 On the pretext of shaking hands, I exchanged his bracelet. 99 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:39,620 Master India thought he's invisible. 100 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,420 And he started dancing nude in celebration. 101 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,540 He didn't know that everyone can see him. 102 00:10:55,860 --> 00:11:01,620 Master India, the commissioner is happy. 103 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:07,380 And that leaves the third candidate who is still roaming free. 104 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:14,500 From Mumbai, Tabrez Mirza Khan alias Tees Maar Khan. 105 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:19,380 His fans also call him half Robin Hood. 106 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,460 Why half Robin Hood, sir? 107 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,460 Because he steals from the rich... 108 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:25,300 but doesn't give it to the poor. 109 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:29,140 India's sharpest criminal mastermind, Tees Maar Khan. 110 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:35,140 Gentlemen, there's good news. 111 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,020 -Is Mr. India part two about to begin? -You... 112 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:41,260 We've just received information... 113 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:45,060 that Tees Maar Khan was arrested in Paris. 114 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,260 He was giving autographs to his fans. 115 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:54,020 Unfortunately, one of those fans was an Interpol agent. 116 00:11:56,940 --> 00:12:03,180 Gentlemen, as we speak, Tees Maar Khan is being brought to India. 117 00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:01,140 Eat as much as you want today. 118 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,900 Tomorrow, you'll have to eat prison food. 119 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,180 Right, brother? 120 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:12,340 Saving the honor of a harlot and imprisoning Tees Maar Khan... 121 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:14,700 Both are futile. 122 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,380 Tomorrow, I'll have lunch at home... 123 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:24,500 with my mother and not in prison. 124 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,300 Man, I don't get it. 125 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:41,140 Boss got arrested in Paris. 126 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,500 Then why did he ask us to be here with the car? 127 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,220 Can't the Mumbai police send their own vehicle? 128 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,260 Burger, you idiot! Boss has planned to trick the police. 129 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,900 That's why we're here with our car. 130 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,460 -Boss's plane! -Where? 131 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,180 -Over there. -Not here. Over there. 132 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,020 Hey, look. 133 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,740 Some big hero is getting off over there. 134 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,180 -Where? -Show me. 135 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,100 Idiots, that is our boss. Look. 136 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,860 -Boss? Just a minute. -Boss! 137 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,300 Great! 138 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:32,660 Khan of Khans, Tees Maar Khan. 139 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,420 Come on. 140 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,060 What is it? 141 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:47,180 -Burger, Dollar, Soda... How are you all? -We're fine. 142 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,340 Boss, car. 143 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:54,860 That's not our car. It's this one. 144 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,940 Boss, tell us what this is all about. 145 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,420 Yes, boss. This golden suit, chains and all. 146 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,980 This rock solid car and all those kisses back there. 147 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:18,780 Boss, tell us. How did you trick the police? 148 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:23,140 Saving the honor of a harlot and imprisoning Tees Maar Khan. 149 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,860 -Both are... -Futile! 150 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,260 Both are... 151 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,140 Forget him. Tell us, boss. 152 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,740 A few days ago... Hey, eyes on the road. 153 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,500 But ma'am, dogs are not allowed on the plane. 154 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:42,340 How dare you? How dare you call Penny a dog? 155 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,900 Sorry, ma'am. She doesn't know who you are. 156 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,580 -Please sit down. -But, sir... 157 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,460 You come with me. 158 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,420 Are you crazy? Pankaj Shukla is her father. 159 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,380 -Go and apologize to her. -Okay, sir. 160 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,500 Go on. 161 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,700 -Later on. -Okay. 162 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,060 -I'll do it right here. -Okay. 163 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,860 Alright! I know you're Tees Maar Khan. 164 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,860 But this is a toilet on a plane. 165 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,140 Not a toilet in High Court... 166 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,660 from where you can jump out and escape. 167 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,300 Just like the last time. Understand? 168 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,220 Right, brother? 169 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,980 If you're done with your lousy jokes, then can I? 170 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,660 Go. 171 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,180 Don't push. Otherwise, I might end up doing it right here. 172 00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:00,740 He's so thick-skinned. He started flirting here as well, brother. 173 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,390 -Come on. -Where? Out of the plane? 174 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,510 Yes, out of the plane. Sit quietly. 175 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,900 You did this on purpose to take revenge on Penny. 176 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,060 I'll go and clean the dog. 177 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,260 I'll go... 178 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,180 We're really sorry, ma'am. Please let it go. 179 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:58,820 I won't let you go so easily. I'll cancel your license. 180 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,300 Stop the plane. Land right now! 181 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,700 How can we land now, ma'am? 182 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,700 Why? Aren't there any brakes in the plane? 183 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,220 Just apply the brakes and land. 184 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,060 Oh, God! Captain Bhalla, please talk to her. 185 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,180 Hey, you! Where are you going? 186 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:11,700 To apply the brakes. 187 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,580 -Ma'am, try to understand. -How can he talk to me like this? 188 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:18,020 -Just see. What has happened to my Penny? -Captain Andrew! 189 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,580 Captain Andrew! 190 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,100 -What are you doing here? -I was in the toilet. 191 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,460 All three captains are outside. 192 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,580 So, who's flying the plane? 193 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,940 This idiot Captain Andrew has put the plane on auto-pilot. 194 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,220 Now all the three captains are outside the cockpit... 195 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,780 and the door isn't opening either. 196 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:41,420 We're dead. We're finished. 197 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,340 Please calm down. 198 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:49,140 -I am going to sue you. -Please calm down. 199 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,900 Silence. Don't fight. 200 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,260 Let's try to open the door. 201 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,380 Idiot, aren't you ashamed of yourself? 202 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,060 Everyone is trying to open the door and you're sitting here? 203 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,260 Oh, my God! Shackles? 204 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,100 Not shackles, Aunt. Handcuffs. 205 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,220 Why don't you release him? 206 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,500 What do you mean release him? 207 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,420 If we remove his handcuffs, then there'd be a big problem. 208 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,780 Please go mind your own business. 209 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:14,900 Poor guy. 210 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,580 He's no poor guy. 211 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,940 You don't know him. 212 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:21,940 There's no lock or safe that he can't break open. 213 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,580 He can open every lock in the world. 214 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,900 -Oh, my God! -Brother, you put us in a fix. 215 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,900 -Open it. -What? 216 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:37,300 The door lock. 217 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,620 Brother, please open it. 218 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:42,820 No. 219 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,660 Why is that, son? Don't you want to live? 220 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:51,140 Upon survival, you guys will go back to your luxurious villas. 221 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,660 To your wives, girlfriends or boyfriends... 222 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:57,060 or even your mistresses. 223 00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:02,060 But I'll go to prison for nine years. 224 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,820 What kind of life is that, son? 225 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,420 So uncle, what do you want? 226 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,540 Freedom! From these two. 227 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,500 -Brother. -Brother. 228 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,900 Hey, you don't understand. 229 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,100 We're the cops. 230 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,620 All of you will go to jail. 231 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,260 It's better to go to jail than die. Come on. 232 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,420 Didn't I tell you? 233 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,660 I won't have lunch in prison tomorrow. 234 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,780 But I'll have it with my mother in my own house. 235 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,620 For now, you eat these socks. 236 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,140 Listen the praise of Tees Maar Khan 237 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:20,180 Khan of Khans was a con man 238 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:22,100 Listen the jest of Tees Maar Khan 239 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,180 Listen the praise of Tees Maar Khan 240 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,220 Khan of Khans was a con man 241 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,260 Listen the jest of Tees Maar Khan 242 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,220 Son, here's my car. 243 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,620 Pay me the installment. 244 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,820 You've done it! 245 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:17,700 Superb! Hats off to you. 246 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:18,820 The Khan of Khans... 247 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,580 Tees Maar Khan! 248 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,900 Take me home quickly. I have to meet mother and Anya. 249 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:24,980 -Boss, we can't go home. -Why? 250 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:26,660 Within an hour, every cop in the city 251 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:28,100 will be at your house looking for you. 252 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,580 I can't tolerate them both for more than an hour anyway. 253 00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:33,460 But boss, Anya is not home. 254 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:34,580 Where is she? 255 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:37,060 She's at Mehboob Studios, shooting for an item number. 256 00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,820 Her craze about acting... 257 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,420 What's the name of the film? 258 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,100 "Sheila ki..." 259 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:44,100 -"Sheila ki" what? -"Jawani." 260 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:47,540 What a dirty name! Let's go to Mehboob. 261 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,980 Boss, why did you call me Mehboob? 262 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:50,500 Take me to Mehboob Studios! 263 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,740 I'll teach Sheila a good lesson. Come on. 264 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,380 I won't fall in your hands 265 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:10,380 Believe it or not, The world is crazy for my love 266 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,780 I won't fall in your hands 267 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:28,380 Believe it or not, The world is crazy for my love 268 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:32,900 I feel like I should Gently hold myself 269 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:37,860 I don't need anyone else, I love myself 270 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,780 Sheila's killer youth 271 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,340 I won't fall into your hands 272 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:52,740 Sheila 273 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,740 Sheila's killer youth 274 00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:59,620 I won't fall into your hands 275 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,780 He's trying to rape with eyes! 276 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,940 They follow me 277 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:46,340 When I look at them, Their words seem so hollow 278 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:50,900 But still, every trick Is ineffective on me 279 00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:53,300 I craved for so long 280 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:55,540 It feels like ages 281 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,780 On this thirsty heart 282 00:24:57,860 --> 00:25:00,020 Like the rains, your eyes fell 283 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,420 I won't fall into your hands 284 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,540 Sheila 285 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,940 Sheila's killer youth 286 00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:12,580 I won't fall into your hands 287 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:14,900 Sheila 288 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,980 Sheila's killer youth 289 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:22,020 I won't fall into your hands 290 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,380 Money, car, luxurious villa 291 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,540 I need a man Who can give me all that 292 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,860 Empty pockets and broke 293 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:52,500 Come get out of here I'll get you everything 294 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,740 I'll bring the whole World at your feet 295 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,340 I'll fulfill all your dreams 296 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:57,420 None will be incomplete 297 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:01,700 I craved for so long 298 00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:03,980 It feels like ages 299 00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:06,060 On this thirsty heart 300 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:08,420 Like the rains, your eyes fell 301 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,460 I won't fall into your hands 302 00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:21,780 Believe it or not, The world is crazy for my love 303 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:26,340 I feel like I should Gently hold myself 304 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:31,140 I don't need anyone else, I love myself 305 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:39,140 Sheila's killer youth 306 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,940 I won't fall in your hands 307 00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,020 Sheila 308 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,260 Sheila's killer youth 309 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,820 I won't fall into your hands 310 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,140 Sheila 311 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:57,460 Sheila's killer youth 312 00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:01,860 I won't fall into your hands 313 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,380 Who is it? 314 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,380 No! 315 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:31,540 Tabrez, leave me. 316 00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:32,580 Tabrez! 317 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:36,980 Anya, listen to me. 318 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,900 That producer was going to sign with me today. 319 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,540 He would have signed you, but where was the contract? 320 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,620 In the hotel room of that drunkard producer? 321 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,260 For your information, the contract was in his pocket. 322 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,100 The pen was in his hotel room. 323 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,740 Anya, acting is just nonsense. 324 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:57,540 Acting is like chewing gum. 325 00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:00,740 It feels good to chew in the beginning. 326 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:03,460 Later on, it gets difficult to spit it out. 327 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:05,780 You've been chewing it for a long time. 328 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:08,100 That's why you are emotionally attached. 329 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,740 Forget about acting, darling. 330 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:15,380 At least I'm trying to lead an honest and respectable life. 331 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:19,220 Being an item girl is a million times better than being a thief. 332 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:22,500 Zip. I'm not a thief. 333 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:27,300 I'm a con-artist. A crime artist. 334 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:30,100 Secondly, mother will hear. Lower your voice. 335 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,300 Let her hear! 336 00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:35,940 Let mother also know that her son, who is the apple of her eye... 337 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,740 who she thinks is a big film director... 338 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:42,500 is none other than the wanted criminal Tees Maar Khan. 339 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:49,460 No! Wanted criminal Tees Maar Khan? 340 00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:51,500 Where is he? 341 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:56,260 Did you see that? Tees Maar Khan is not a criminal, Mother. 342 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:59,060 It's the name of my next film. 343 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,100 -Oh, God! -Silly. 344 00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:01,540 What do you think? 345 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:05,140 Very good. Better than your last film. 346 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:06,180 Which film? 347 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:08,300 Well, Om Shanti Om. 348 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:12,060 Sharp memory! You've been feasting on almonds. 349 00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:14,380 Well, that's enough. Sit here. 350 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:15,940 Anya, come here. 351 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,540 Come. 352 00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,940 You've come after a long time. 353 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:23,380 So, I've prepared kebabs for both of you. 354 00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:24,900 -Both of you have it, okay? -Okay. 355 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,540 -Till then I'll prepare biryani. -Okay, Mother. 356 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,580 Why do you shout so much? 357 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:34,100 You and your tonsils. 358 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:35,580 What if mother had found out? 359 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,940 So what if she had? 360 00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:40,260 It would've broken mother's heart. 361 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:41,940 And your bones as well. 362 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:46,340 It's so shameful that your mother doesn't know... 363 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,780 that you aren't a film director... 364 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:49,700 but the wanted criminal, Tees Maar Khan. 365 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,940 That's nothing new, you idiot. 366 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:55,940 Even Spiderman's mother doesn't know that he's Spiderman. 367 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,060 So what? 368 00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:02,460 At least I can say that I'm the beauty queen, Anya Khan. 369 00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:05,380 Do you have the guts to tell the world who you really are? 370 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:08,500 That you're Tees Maar Khan? Coward! 371 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:10,340 -I'm a coward? -Yes, you are. 372 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:13,340 I'll show you whether I'm coward or a brave man. Wait. 373 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:18,420 Yes! I am Tees Maar Khan! 374 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:23,540 Boss, the police! 375 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,540 I'm not Tees Maar Khan. 376 00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:29,060 I swear to God, I'm not. 377 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,860 -The police are outside. Handle them. -Police? 378 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,300 And mother too. 379 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,060 But Tabrez, how can I? 380 00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:40,660 -You desire to be an actress, don't you? -Yes. 381 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,500 Go do your acting. Go on. 382 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,980 Who is it? Did anyone die? 383 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:52,180 Who is ringing the bell repeatedly? 384 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:55,140 Mummy, two actors were supposed to come for a screen test. 385 00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:58,020 For "Tees Maar Khan." 386 00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,380 They were called for the role of cops. 387 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,780 Oh, yes. But where is Tabrez? 388 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:02,820 Where is he? 389 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,100 He's hiding. 390 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:06,100 He's hiding? But why? 391 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:08,580 They have to act as if they're searching for him. 392 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:09,860 That's the test. 393 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:14,420 So, let's do one thing. I'll take their test. 394 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,780 After all, I'm the director's mother. 395 00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:19,140 Do one thing. Go sit over there. 396 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,780 -Police. -Is Tees Maar Khan here? 397 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:26,260 You idiots! 398 00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:28,740 Are you cops or people who ask for donations? 399 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:32,500 You'll ask me where Tees Maar Khan is, and I'll tell you? 400 00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:34,500 Come on. Ask me again. 401 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:35,900 And this time ask me a bit strictly. Okay? 402 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,700 Come on. 403 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:46,500 -Police! -Is Tees Maar Khan here? 404 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,020 That's more like it. 405 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,900 Now you push me and enter. 406 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,900 Come on, push me. Get in the house. 407 00:31:56,140 --> 00:31:58,900 You also push me. Come on. 408 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:02,420 Where do these people come from? 409 00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:05,780 -Mummy! -What happened? 410 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,340 Oh, God! 411 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:11,860 You idiot, you did get into the character... 412 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:14,700 but who will clean up the mess you've created? 413 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,100 Your father? 414 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:18,660 Come on. Put it inside. Put everything back. 415 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,260 No. Why will he do that? Tell me. 416 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,820 Not just him. You too will put everything back. Understand? 417 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,060 I'll also do it. 418 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:26,780 Will you put it back or should I slap you? 419 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:30,580 Come on, let's go. She's gone nuts. 420 00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:40,980 -The Khan of Khans... -Tees Maar Khan. 421 00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:42,780 -Boss... -You scoundrel. 422 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:43,660 That reminds me. 423 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:45,060 There was a call for you from the Johri Brothers. 424 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:47,140 Johri Brothers? The international antique smugglers? 425 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,340 What do they have to do with boss? 426 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:50,420 In just a couple of minutes, you guys and I will know everything. 427 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,300 -Phone. Good. -Sir. 428 00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:54,980 Mother has the same handset model. 429 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,660 Mother's photograph? 430 00:32:57,940 --> 00:33:00,540 -Rascal, you stole my mother's phone! -Sorry. 431 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:12,620 The pigeon is out of the cage. It's ready to pick up the food. 432 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,420 From when and where the food needs to be picked up... 433 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,660 you'll tell me that. 434 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:18,380 Putting it on speakerphone. 435 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:20,900 Tomorrow night. Dandiya 436 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:25,100 Dandiya! 437 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,060 There are the twins. 438 00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:50,020 -Boss, your stick. -Thank you. 439 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,020 -Dandiya! -Rascal! 440 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,460 Come, Tees Maar Khan. 441 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:56,020 You probably know why we've called you here. 442 00:33:56,260 --> 00:33:57,780 You've called me to play Dandiya... 443 00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:59,580 on the occasion of Dusshera. 444 00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:01,060 Bad joke. Should we laugh? 445 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:04,180 If you guys want to get your five billion antiques... 446 00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:08,620 from the police, then you'll have to laugh at my lousy joke. 447 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,580 Then you might also know that only one man can do this job. 448 00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:13,700 I know. 449 00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:17,620 -And that is the Khan of Khans... -Tees Maar Khan! 450 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,060 That means you'll do this job. 451 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,620 Are you asking me or telling me? 452 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:21,940 We're asking you. 453 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,860 Alright. Then I'll do it. 454 00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:29,150 Now the deal. 50 percent of the value of the goods is for me. 455 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:32,620 That was not a joke, you rascals. 456 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:36,330 Those goods belong to us. You just have to get it out. 457 00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:39,230 Goods weighing 10,000 kg. 458 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:40,670 I have to get it out of a moving train. 459 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:41,870 Moreover, it's in the possession of the police. 460 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:42,980 Do you think it's a child's play? 461 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:47,950 But if I don't do your job, then you'll lose your treasure. 462 00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:51,390 There. 463 00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:52,580 What happened? 464 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:55,060 Please welcome our chief guest for today... 465 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:58,380 -superstar Aatish Kapoor. -Here! 466 00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:02,780 Aatish! 467 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:10,340 Aatish! 468 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:16,500 -What are you doing here? -I've come to see Aatish Kapoor. 469 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:18,460 I'm a big fan of his. 470 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:20,020 -Go home. -Aatish, I love you! 471 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,460 Otherwise, I'll kill you. 472 00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:22,580 Go over there. 473 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:24,260 -You're so mean. -Yes, I'm mean. 474 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,380 Now superstar Aatish Kapoor will give away the trophy... 475 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:28,700 to Dollar Club's best "Dandiya" couple. 476 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:30,260 Give him a big hand. 477 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,540 I won't take less than 50 percent. 478 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:33,780 -I said 50. -Five! 479 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:38,820 And Dollar Club best "Dandiya" couple trophy goes to... 480 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,060 I said 50 percent. Nothing less. 481 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,660 -Brother, Johri Brothers. -Tees Maar Khan. 482 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:52,660 -Catch them! -Boss, police! 483 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,580 Catch them! 484 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:57,140 There's still time. Tell me quickly. 50 percent. 485 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,260 The cops are coming. 486 00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,820 Take out the money. 487 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,340 Deduct it from my share. 488 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:04,700 Take it! 489 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:16,020 Hey, come here. 490 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:21,180 -Got away, boss. -Yes! 491 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:27,700 I don't know how I'm going to do this job. 492 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:32,340 This is the toughest assignment yet. 493 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,460 What's so difficult, boss? 494 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:34,900 Add these spices to the chicken. 495 00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,740 Then add the chicken to the curd-- 496 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,700 Don't you know that boss's mind works overtime 497 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,020 while preparing food? 498 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:46,420 Getting 10,000 kg of antiques from a moving train... 499 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,620 and that train might have around 20 to 30 cops. 500 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,860 Boss, we might trick the cops. 501 00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:54,940 But how are we going to carry stuff weighing 10,000kg? 502 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:56,180 It will take at least a month. 503 00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:58,020 Moreover, we'll have to go to the hospital a couple of times 504 00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,540 to get our broken backs treated. 505 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,300 Boss, we'll need more men. 506 00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,940 We'll need 200 to 300 men. 507 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,300 But where do we bring so many men from, boss? 508 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,220 We might gather all those men. 509 00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:09,660 But boss, to tell 300 people about our plan... 510 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:11,380 -is fraught with danger. -Correct. 511 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:14,260 Even if one of those guys turns out to be a police informer... 512 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,460 then we're finished. 513 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:16,740 -Boss! -What happened? 514 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,700 I think this job is impossible. 515 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:23,140 Don't you know that there's no such word in my dictionary? 516 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:24,940 Get lost! Get out of here. 517 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,820 Boss, it's in my dictionary. Want it? 518 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:28,260 Yes, get it. Get your dictionary. 519 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:29,380 -Boss! -What happened? 520 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,580 Boss, come out. 521 00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:33,860 Why are you shouting? 522 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,940 You're shouting, boss. Look, that same hero. 523 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,540 Is there any award you haven't won in India? 524 00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,460 Which award are you eying this time? 525 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,340 -Oscar! -Oscar? 526 00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:43,460 Yes. 527 00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:45,780 Dumbdog Millionaire was offered to me first. 528 00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:49,780 But due to my secretary Bunty's foolishness... 529 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,900 that role slipped out of my hands. 530 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:52,300 Sir, it hurts. 531 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:55,540 But let me assure you that Aatish Kapoor... 532 00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:59,060 will win the Oscar next year and bring it back to India. 533 00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:01,780 I want to do an Oscar winning film. 534 00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:04,660 I want an Oscar. 535 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:08,820 Oscar, that's enough. 536 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:12,820 -I want an Oscar! -Sir, last question. 537 00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,740 I want an Oscar! 538 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:17,620 Boss, that security guy pushed me last night. 539 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,540 Even after getting beaten up, people are crazy about him. 540 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,140 People worship him. 541 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:22,820 And the cops provide him security needlessly. 542 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,020 -And boss-- -Hold it. Say that again. 543 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,860 -Boss, that security guy-- -Not you. You. 544 00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:30,740 -People worship him. -Cops provide security. 545 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:34,820 People worship him. Cops provide security. 546 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:40,180 People worship him and cops provide security. 547 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,260 I got it! 548 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:44,980 What? 549 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,460 A plan to get your goods out. 550 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,700 That's what we expected from you. 551 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:52,980 What's the plan? 552 00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:55,300 Why do you care? Your job will be done. 553 00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:58,580 Job will be done. But whose job? Ours or yours? 554 00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,940 Do you doubt my honesty? Don't you trust me? 555 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,860 You tell us. Can we really trust you? 556 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:06,340 To expect sunlight from the moon... 557 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:08,900 and honesty from Tees Maar Khan. 558 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,820 Both are futile. 559 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:13,460 We know that you're dishonest, but you're not a cheat. 560 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:14,740 Come on, tell us the plan. 561 00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:16,900 Listen carefully. 562 00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:19,060 I'll shoot for a film in a village that is close to 563 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:22,740 the railway tracks on which the train to Delhi will be running. 564 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:28,340 That too, with India's famous superstar, Aatish Kapoor. 565 00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:33,460 That's not a joke. It's my plan. 566 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,660 Let's drink. 567 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:37,380 -In a burqa? -Let's have tea in a burqa. 568 00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:40,580 The train that is carrying your goods... 569 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:43,060 will be a part of this story. 570 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:50,340 Aatish Kapoor and 300 innocent villagers. 571 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:53,700 They will play the part of revolutionaries. 572 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:58,420 Mistaking our train to be a British train... 573 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:02,740 they will stop that train no matter what it takes. 574 00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:07,060 Then the villagers will get on that train and capture the cops. 575 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:09,620 They will thrash them pretty badly... 576 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,980 and then they will unload the goods... 577 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:15,860 and load it in your vehicles. 578 00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:20,380 Just because there's a famous star, Aatish Kapoor in the film... 579 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:24,340 nobody will even think that something illegal is going on. 580 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,780 In fact, all this will be done... 581 00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,740 under the watchful eye of the police. 582 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:33,780 That is, full police protection. 583 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,300 Great! You're... 584 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,380 Say it, guys. 585 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,100 The Khan of Khans, Tees Maar Khan. 586 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,740 -Who is the director? -Who? 587 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,740 I'm the director. 588 00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:47,860 That's great. So, we're the producers. 589 00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:49,060 We'll keep an eye on the director. 590 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:51,220 -But I... -Mr. Khan, no need to thank us. 591 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,340 See you on the sets. 592 00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:54,620 They're the ones who'll be paying us. 593 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,020 Lousy baldies. 594 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:58,180 Boss, the plan is on paper. What next? 595 00:40:58,340 --> 00:41:00,500 Let's celebrate Eid. 596 00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:02,260 But boss, I was three months ago. 597 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:03,940 For Tees Maar Khan, the sighting of the moon 598 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:04,980 on any night is like Eid. 599 00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:07,140 So boss, call up Brother Salman. 600 00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:08,340 You rascal. 601 00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:09,460 Call him. 602 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,500 -Hurry up. -Hurry up. 603 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:16,780 Hello, Sallu. Yes, this is Tees Maar Khan. 604 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:17,780 What's up? 605 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,980 The guys have offered prayers. Let's celebrate Eid. 606 00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,380 In front of Anya's house. 607 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:25,060 You know her? 608 00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:27,140 He knows Anya. 609 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:29,780 -Okay. -Wonderful! 610 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:30,660 Let's go. 611 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:34,660 Behind the cold curtain 612 00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:38,020 The flame blazes safely 613 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:44,020 Only when the admirer burns 614 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,740 Burns down to ashes 615 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:52,340 Is he called a lover 616 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,700 By God 617 00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,980 By God 618 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,820 Beheld a timeless beauty 619 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:04,700 By God 620 00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:06,500 By God 621 00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:08,740 My beloved became rarest of rare 622 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,900 By God 623 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:13,140 By God 624 00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:16,180 I'll gift away the moon on Eid 625 00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:18,860 In the name of love, I accept disgrace 626 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:21,700 When there was Nothing left to sell 627 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:23,780 I let go of my Life just like that 628 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:24,900 Let go of my life Let go of my life 629 00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:26,700 By God 630 00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:28,820 By God 631 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:32,980 Towards my beloved, This admirer has a duty 632 00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:41,020 I offer my greetings 633 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:48,740 I offer my greetings 634 00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:50,900 By God 635 00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:53,140 By God 636 00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,820 Beheld a timeless beauty 637 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,820 By God 638 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:59,300 By God 639 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:21,300 Without my beloved, I lost my entire glow 640 00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:24,420 Upset with myself And distanced from God 641 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:31,140 When her name was Mentioned in the gathering 642 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:37,300 Along with my beloved, Even I became famous 643 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:40,260 My beloved is in a happy mood 644 00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:43,300 My heart is cheerful, The moment is rosy 645 00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:46,260 My beloved is in a happy mood 646 00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:49,060 My heart is cheerful, The moment is rosy 647 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:52,900 We put an end to the night and met 648 00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:54,980 By God 649 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:57,140 By God 650 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,060 Went crazy about my beloved 651 00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:01,060 By God 652 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,660 By God 653 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:05,140 My beloved became rarest of rare 654 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,060 By God 655 00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:09,220 By God 656 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:13,540 Towards my beloved, This admirer has a duty 657 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:20,780 I offer my greetings 658 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:28,180 I offer my greetings 659 00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:36,220 She's mine. 660 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,980 My killer charms yearn 661 00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:40,420 I sway ever since I've fallen in love 662 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,740 Infidel bows down at the doorstep 663 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:43,140 And pleads to me 664 00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:44,740 You are my devotion 665 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:51,380 Every lover has A request for beauty 666 00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:57,780 Proudly sacrifice your life 667 00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:04,900 Eyes are like dagger 668 00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:06,980 Took away your life 669 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:10,580 Pierced the heart Through and through 670 00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:14,020 Eyes are like a dagger 671 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:17,380 Took away my life 672 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:18,900 Pierced my heart Through and through 673 00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,740 I'm your lover, your admirer 674 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,580 I'm an expression of love 675 00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:24,180 The one who finishes the rival 676 00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:25,940 I'm that scintillating sword 677 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,900 I'm that scintillating sword 678 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:29,860 By God 679 00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:31,620 By God 680 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:33,460 Beheld a timeless beauty 681 00:45:33,540 --> 00:45:35,060 By God 682 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,420 By God 683 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,820 My beloved became rarest of rare 684 00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:40,340 By God 685 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,100 By God 686 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:45,380 Towards my beloved, This admirer has a duty 687 00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:52,660 I offer my greetings 688 00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:59,780 I offer my greetings 689 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:03,380 By God 690 00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:07,020 By God 691 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:10,860 By God 692 00:46:13,780 --> 00:46:15,620 What are you doing? 693 00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:21,100 Hurry up! Call the dancers. Come on. 694 00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:26,180 Boss, why are we dressed like this? 695 00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:28,180 We have to steal the stuff we need 696 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:30,420 to carry out our plan from this very set. 697 00:46:35,780 --> 00:46:38,740 Chunky Pandey! Boss, I'm a big fan of his. 698 00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:40,660 Sorry! Everyone makes mistakes. 699 00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:42,660 Yes, sir. These are your steps. 700 00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:44,700 Dancers, you have to throw the colours up in the air. 701 00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:46,100 -Okay? -Yes, sir. 702 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,580 Don't throw it on me. You'll spoil my hair. 703 00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:50,020 -Let's go. -We've been called there. 704 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,460 We're not dancers. We're thieves. 705 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:54,980 "Choli Mein Holi" Take one. 706 00:46:57,540 --> 00:47:01,060 Choli mein holi Holi mein choli 707 00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:03,140 When the drape got drenched 708 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,900 It's Holi today 709 00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:08,620 Holi! It's Holi! 710 00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:14,900 Holi! It's Holi! 711 00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:17,700 Stop it. Why are you touching me? 712 00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:21,100 Stop the shooting. 713 00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:23,660 My hair will get spoiled. 714 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:25,340 My clothes. 715 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:26,860 Where's the shooting stuff? 716 00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:28,580 -My camera! -My lights! 717 00:47:28,660 --> 00:47:29,780 My whistle! 718 00:47:30,740 --> 00:47:31,860 My boxers! 719 00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:34,220 -Sir, the camera van also got stolen. -Damn it! 720 00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:45,220 Is this the road that goes to Narayanpur? 721 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,540 Yes, boss. This is the village that passes through the railway track. 722 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:48,580 Soda told me. 723 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:50,100 Dollar told me this is the road. Right, Dollar? 724 00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:51,220 What do I know? 725 00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:53,100 I don't even know that there's a village called Narayanpur. 726 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,180 I'll slap all of you. 727 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,420 I wonder what kind of idiots I've got as henchmen. 728 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,420 -No, boss. He told me. 729 00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,940 -Soda told me. -No. 730 00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:01,380 -Why are you putting me in trouble? -I told you guys about Narayanpur. 731 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:02,780 You told me. 732 00:48:04,660 --> 00:48:06,740 -Who did you knock down? -I don't know, boss. 733 00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:10,660 Who did you knock down? 734 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,660 -Help! -Whom did you kill? 735 00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:14,180 Help! 736 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:16,020 But I can hear a cry. 737 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,380 Up here! 738 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,980 Brother, save me. 739 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:21,980 Save me, brother. 740 00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:23,900 Boss, villagers. 741 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:28,700 Looks like we've had it today, boss. 742 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,060 Don't worry. 743 00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:34,500 -I'll blame it on you guys. -Boss! 744 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:35,980 You're too much. 745 00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:39,220 -Let's go ahead. -No. 746 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:44,020 -Eeshwar, are you all right? -I'm fine, Nana. I'm still alive. 747 00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:55,220 We apologise to you on his behalf. 748 00:48:55,820 --> 00:48:57,780 He messes up all the time. 749 00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,060 But never intentionally. 750 00:49:00,260 --> 00:49:01,540 Eeshwar is immature. 751 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:05,940 -He's imbalanced? -Yes, mentally. 752 00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:10,260 By the way, the name of this small village is Dhuliya. 753 00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:12,140 And I'm the village chief. 754 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:13,380 Who are you? 755 00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:14,980 -Well, I'm their chief. -Yes. 756 00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:17,860 -My name is Nana. -Patekar? 757 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,700 Ganphule. 758 00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:22,380 Well, where are you headed? 759 00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:24,180 We're going to Naraya-- 760 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:28,260 Right here. 761 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:29,300 Dhuliya! 762 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:33,180 Heard a lot about this village in Mumbai. 763 00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:35,420 Its beauty... 764 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:40,780 the men here, the health of the people... 765 00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:43,220 and the railway tracks. 766 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:46,180 There could never be a better place than this to carry out our plan. 767 00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:48,540 Got it? We should start our work immediately. 768 00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:51,380 Did you see that, Nana? 769 00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:54,820 People in big cities like Mumbai are talking about our village. 770 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,780 Didn't I tell you our village will be very famous one day? 771 00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:58,820 -Subhedar. -Yes? 772 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,420 Nana is over here, not there. 773 00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:07,220 What a nice place! We'll take the first shot here. 774 00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:10,500 That's more like it. 775 00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:13,140 This isn't a big film. Go bring a bigger camera. 776 00:50:13,220 --> 00:50:14,700 -Boss, where do I keep this? -In the fields. 777 00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:16,420 -Bring it quickly. -Boss, the lights are 500 volts. 778 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,180 Do one thing. Tell the sun to come on this side. 779 00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:19,300 Sun, shift! 780 00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:20,420 Bring me a camera! 781 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,740 Boss, big camera. 782 00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:23,940 Very good. Do one thing. 783 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:25,540 Tell some women to lie in the fields. Quickly. 784 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:28,260 Women, lie down! 785 00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:29,460 Sir, the sun doesn't budge. 786 00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:31,540 If the sun doesn't budge, then do one thing. 787 00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:33,140 Bribe it and tell it to come on this side. 788 00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:35,060 Okay. Sun, here's some money. 789 00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:37,820 Boss, four women beat me up. 790 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,020 So, you lie down in the fields. Ready. 791 00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:42,540 Somebody tell me what's going on. 792 00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:43,900 Son, what are you doing? 793 00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:46,780 Shooting the animals? 794 00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,340 Chinkara? Black Buck? 795 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:51,300 I'm shooting for a film here. 796 00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:53,020 Cinema, okay? 797 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,460 Cinema? 798 00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,540 Come on! 799 00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:59,380 Shooting? Film shooting? 800 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:01,540 Gullu! Sattu! Aunty! 801 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,260 There's a film shooting going on in our village. 802 00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:06,140 Come on, everybody. 803 00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:13,340 -Where are you going? -To watch the film shooting. 804 00:51:13,420 --> 00:51:14,980 Wait for me. 805 00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:17,540 There's a film shooting going on. Come on. 806 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:20,580 Shooting! 807 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:25,780 Where are you going? 808 00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:28,460 Wait. I'm also coming to watch the film shoot. 809 00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:40,980 Alright, guys. 810 00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:46,540 Hands up! 811 00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:51,580 Inspector Dhurinder. 812 00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:54,980 I'm in charge of the police station here. 813 00:51:55,380 --> 00:52:00,060 Can I see your-- What do you call it? Permit. 814 00:52:00,140 --> 00:52:01,580 Can I see your permit to shoot here? 815 00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:10,540 Amazing. 816 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:11,860 -Heard his voice? -Yes. 817 00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:14,020 Did you hear the inspector's voice? 818 00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:18,220 Boss, I say let's give him that main role. 819 00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:20,980 Boss, let's give him the role of the milkman. He looks like one. 820 00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:22,180 Not the milkman's. 821 00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:23,620 Let's change the role of the milkman to that of an inspector. 822 00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:24,820 Yes. 823 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,500 -Is that possible? -Of course it's possible. 824 00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:29,620 But why would you change the story of your film for me? 825 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:30,980 What's the need? 826 00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,660 -Who am I? -The director. 827 00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:34,500 So, I can surely do that. 828 00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:36,180 But will I be able to do it, sir? 829 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,700 Look, Dharmesh. 830 00:52:39,780 --> 00:52:43,540 In this show business, either you have it in you, or you don't. 831 00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:46,420 And Dharmesh... Can I call you Dharmesh? 832 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,780 -But Dhurinder is-- -Alright, Dharmendra. 833 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:49,860 You have it in you. 834 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,140 What? 835 00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:54,980 -It's a children's film. X-Factor. -X-Factor. 836 00:52:55,060 --> 00:53:00,180 You have that X-Factor. And I want it. 837 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,900 -X-Factor? -No, I want the shooting permit. 838 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,260 Don't worry. 839 00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:06,180 Just prepare for the film shoot. 840 00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:08,740 I'll find a workaround for the permit. 841 00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:10,740 Heard his voice? 842 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:11,860 He has been blessed with a wonderful voice. 843 00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:14,020 Go away. Sir, you're too much. 844 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,900 I stole the rascal's gun. 845 00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:18,420 -Give me a role. -Give me a role as well. 846 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,980 Yes. Okay. 847 00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:27,700 Listen to me very carefully. 848 00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:31,860 All of you will get a role in my next film. 849 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,980 The film will be shot after a week. 850 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:39,460 Till then all of you make preparations. 851 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:40,900 What preparations, sir? 852 00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:44,460 Yes, what preparations? Good question. 853 00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:50,340 All of you will have to get six packs like these two. 854 00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:54,740 We're leaving now. 855 00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,380 See you next week. 856 00:53:56,460 --> 00:54:00,100 -Bye. Move. -I got it. 857 00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:06,100 Someone get me down at least now. 858 00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:07,460 Director! 859 00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:19,620 Don't worry. 860 00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:21,980 My hero is like your son. 861 00:54:22,060 --> 00:54:23,460 Just send the cheque. 862 00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:26,580 When are you visiting Mother Goddess? 863 00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:27,940 -Damn it. -Yes. 864 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:30,740 You rascal-- 865 00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:32,820 This is all because of you. 866 00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:36,260 Instead of him, I'd have been in Hollywood today. 867 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:40,660 Only if you had told me about Danny Toyle's call. 868 00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,460 How could I know that Toyle was Hollywood's Danny? 869 00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:45,460 He said his name was Danny. 870 00:54:45,540 --> 00:54:47,940 I thought he's Danny Denzongpa. I drove him away. 871 00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:48,980 Bunty! 872 00:54:49,060 --> 00:54:50,700 The phone is ringing. 873 00:54:50,780 --> 00:54:52,340 -Sir. -Yes, security. Who is it? 874 00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:53,740 Someone called Manoj is here. 875 00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:56,020 Aatish, have you called anyone named Manoj? 876 00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:58,260 Ask him his full name. 877 00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,460 What's his full name? 878 00:54:59,540 --> 00:55:01,700 -Manoj Ramalan from Hollywood. -I see. 879 00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:03,460 Manoj Ramalan from Hollywood. 880 00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:07,140 Manoj Ramalan? 881 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:09,460 Director of "Sixth Sense" has come to meet me? 882 00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:11,700 Call him inside, you idiot. 883 00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:13,900 -Send him in. -Yes, sir. 884 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:19,540 I'm sure he's brought a Hollywood offer. Yes! 885 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,300 Aatish, looks like your dream of 886 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:23,460 going to Hollywood will be fulfilled. 887 00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:27,060 Thank God I was here. 888 00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:28,980 Otherwise, you'd have mistaken him for Manoj Bajpai 889 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,420 and driven him away. 890 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,260 I'm not such a fool, sir. 891 00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:35,060 -Bring him in. I'll get ready. -Yes, absolutely. 892 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,340 Who the hell are you? 893 00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,180 I'm Bunty Baweja. 894 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,500 -There must be some reason. -What? 895 00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:48,820 You just said Bunty "Be-waja." 896 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,860 Bunty Baweja. I'm Mr. Aatish's secretary. 897 00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:56,340 You stink. Get out. 898 00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,860 Where are you going? Just tell me who you are. 899 00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:02,420 I'm Manoj Ramalan, international film director from Hollywood. 900 00:56:03,260 --> 00:56:05,860 No, You can't be Manoj Ramalan. 901 00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:08,420 -I've seen his photographs. He's quiet-- -Dark. 902 00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:11,780 Listen, servant. 903 00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:14,100 The person whose pictures you've seen... 904 00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:17,620 is actually my younger brother Manoj Night Ramalan. 905 00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:22,740 And I'm Manoj Day Ramalan. 906 00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:26,340 My brother was born during the night. 907 00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,500 That's why he's dark. 908 00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:32,660 And I was born during the day. 909 00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:34,340 -That's why I'm-- -Fair. 910 00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:39,540 Aatish! 911 00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:46,140 Aatish! Come on, fast. 912 00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:49,860 Aastish! 913 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,460 There he is. 914 00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:57,300 My superstar. 915 00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:01,380 My Oscar! 916 00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:03,660 Oscar? 917 00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:05,940 Yes. Oscar. 918 00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,980 I've made many films in Hollywood... 919 00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,940 but I'm going to make a film about India for the first time. 920 00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:18,380 India's poverty and India's poor superstar. 921 00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:19,500 Sir... 922 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:25,620 Sir. 923 00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:37,260 Boss, Amir. 924 00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:39,220 I got a poor guy. I don't want a rich one. 925 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:44,020 Sir, Aamir Khan. 926 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,300 Oh, these strugglers. 927 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:46,580 Tell him... Okay, I'll tell him. 928 00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:50,100 Aamir, I'm making this film especially for the Oscars. Okay? 929 00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:52,060 I need actors who look poor. Okay? 930 00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:53,380 I don't want you. Bye. 931 00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:57,060 Look, what a poor guy! 932 00:57:57,140 --> 00:58:00,980 I've decided to make this film with Aatish Kapoor in the lead. 933 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:02,100 Got it? 934 00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:10,860 Film? Damn it! What film? I just don't get it. 935 00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:13,780 Why is your servant shouting at me? 936 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,260 I'd rather take Aamir than tolerate this man. 937 00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:18,420 -Call up Aamir. -He's online. 938 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,380 No, Sir. Not Aamir. Please. 939 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:21,780 Then say something to him. 940 00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:25,900 Bunty, shout again at the director and I'll pull your pants down. 941 00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:27,300 Please, sir. Not my pants. 942 00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:28,380 I just... 943 00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:31,140 I just wanted to ask about the story of the film. 944 00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:33,780 What crime have I committed by asking that? 945 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,540 Okay. Fine. Keep Aamir on hold. 946 00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:45,300 But if Mr. Bunty doesn't like the Oscar winning story... 947 00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:49,860 then I'll give away Aatish's Oscar to Aamir. 948 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,540 No, I don't want to hear the story. 949 00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:52,460 I just need the Oscar. 950 00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:54,740 I will narrate the story to you, Aatish. 951 00:58:57,300 --> 00:59:01,860 The story revolves around a great person... 952 00:59:01,940 --> 00:59:06,420 whose name is Tees Maar Khan. 953 00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:09,860 But the story-- 954 00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:12,820 What is the story? 955 00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:17,460 Tees Maar Khan is a revolutionary... 956 00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:20,980 who is involved in the greatest revolt against the British rule. 957 00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:24,660 He robs diamonds, pearls and jewelry worth billions. 958 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:26,740 An astonishing plan. 959 00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:29,380 Nail-biting suspense. 960 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,820 -What? -What is that plan? 961 00:59:35,540 --> 00:59:37,140 That's the suspense. 962 00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:39,060 I like the story. I'm doing the film. 963 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:41,860 That's what I expected from you. 964 00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:44,020 Tell Aamir he's out. 965 00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:49,940 But what about his fees? 966 00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:52,980 Aatish, put your hand on your heart 967 00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:54,100 and tell me whether you want money or the Oscar. 968 00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:55,460 Oscar. 969 00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:57,220 Day ho! 970 00:59:59,540 --> 01:00:01,620 -Manoj Day. -Day ho! 971 01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:03,700 Day ho! 972 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:05,220 Sir, when are you starting the shoot? 973 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:08,340 The film shoot begins next week in Dhuliya village. 974 01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:09,780 -Yes. -Where is Dhuliya? 975 01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:11,620 Where is Dhuliya? 976 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:12,980 That's the mystery. 977 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:15,140 You'll get the address. 978 01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:17,980 -Day ho! -Day ho! 979 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,420 Listen, the train will pass through here tomorrow morning at nine. 980 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:43,500 But are you sure he'll get here today? 981 01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:45,180 Tell us. Why are you quiet? 982 01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:47,500 A student copying from a textbook... 983 01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:52,380 and a plan hatched by Tees Maar Khan's brain can never fail. 984 01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:01,340 Tabrez! 985 01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:02,620 Yes. Don't shout. 986 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,140 Why have you called me here? 987 01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:05,820 There's no beauty parlor around here. 988 01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:07,980 It's a surprise, darling. 989 01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:11,820 Look after her, alright? 990 01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:12,860 And what about you? 991 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:14,140 She'll look after me. 992 01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:15,260 Move. 993 01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:16,860 -My favourite color. -What's your name? 994 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:23,260 Mr. Director, what do you think about my dialogue? 995 01:01:23,340 --> 01:01:24,380 Very good. 996 01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:25,500 Say this dialogue in the entire movie. 997 01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:26,740 -"Hands up. Hands up." Go on. -Hand up! 998 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:27,980 Get scared. 999 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,100 They got scared. Go on, December. 1000 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:32,220 -Now scare the villagers. Yes, whatever. -Hands up. 1001 01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:36,500 Aatish Kapoor is coming! Look, there's the helicopter. 1002 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,060 I'll get the band ready. 1003 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:46,460 Not there, over here. 1004 01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:49,500 Play the music! Aatish Kapoor is here. 1005 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,940 Aatish Kapoor? 1006 01:01:55,260 --> 01:01:57,660 Yes, I'm making a film with Aatish Kapoor in the lead. 1007 01:01:57,740 --> 01:02:00,740 -What? -And you're his heroine. 1008 01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:04,620 Not in public. 1009 01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:14,620 Aatish! 1010 01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:22,540 Here he comes 1011 01:02:22,620 --> 01:02:26,340 Here he comes 1012 01:02:41,180 --> 01:02:43,380 -Day ho! -Day ho! 1013 01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:48,220 Aatish Kapoor! 1014 01:02:49,820 --> 01:02:51,900 Come on, villagers. Meet Aatish Kapoor. 1015 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:54,060 Shower your love on him. 1016 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:57,100 -Aatish Kapoor! -Oh, God. Aatish Kapoor. 1017 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,500 Tomorrow at eight... 1018 01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:01,500 Listen to me. 1019 01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:09,020 Listen! 1020 01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:11,740 Tomorrow at eight in the morning please get to the railway tracks. 1021 01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:13,020 We'll have your film shoot. 1022 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:14,340 Tell these people. 1023 01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:15,660 Tell them. 1024 01:03:28,820 --> 01:03:30,180 Pick up the camera. 1025 01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:35,420 Don't overreact. It's just dust in the eyes. 1026 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:39,340 Move. The heroine is coming. 1027 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,100 Can't you see? Move. 1028 01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:42,580 Move aside. 1029 01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:44,140 I got it. 1030 01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:48,220 Aatish, I've asked the whole of Hollywood. 1031 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:52,540 Nobody has even heard of Manoj Day Ramalan. 1032 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:55,140 Sir, I feel he's a big fraud. 1033 01:03:55,220 --> 01:03:56,700 Enough! 1034 01:03:57,380 --> 01:04:00,060 You thought Danny Toyle was Danny Denzongpa 1035 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,500 and you drove him away, you duffer. 1036 01:04:03,620 --> 01:04:05,140 These Oscar types are like that. 1037 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,940 Look at him, man. 1038 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,100 -He's a genius. -I'll do one thing... 1039 01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,860 -From here... -Hands up! 1040 01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:16,380 Have you lost it? 1041 01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:17,820 Just look at my X-Factor. 1042 01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:19,740 Stick an X on your mouth. That would make it triple X. 1043 01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:21,220 -Very good idea, sir. -Yes. Go on. 1044 01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:23,660 Heroines look better when fully dressed. Take this. 1045 01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:25,180 -Tabrez. -What? 1046 01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:27,380 When will you introduce me to Aatish? 1047 01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:28,500 Rascal. 1048 01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:29,900 After the shooting gets over. 1049 01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:32,660 He's so mean. 1050 01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:37,180 Charlie! 1051 01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:39,700 Charlie isn't here. Will Johri Brothers do? 1052 01:04:39,780 --> 01:04:41,740 Hello, boss. It's me, Romeo speaking. 1053 01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:43,500 Yes, Romeo. Tell us what's the news? 1054 01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:44,780 Boss, very bad news. 1055 01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:46,940 The train isn't coming with the antiques today. 1056 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:48,540 Train isn't coming today? Why? 1057 01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:51,900 The police commissioner has delayed the train for security reasons. 1058 01:04:51,980 --> 01:04:53,340 So, when will it come? 1059 01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:54,460 A week later. 1060 01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:55,340 What? 1061 01:04:58,300 --> 01:04:59,460 How many overs? And who got out? 1062 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:03,100 Which two teams were playing the match today? 1063 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:05,820 There's a bad news. 1064 01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:08,580 What could be worse than you? Tell me. 1065 01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:09,660 The train isn't coming today. 1066 01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:10,780 What? 1067 01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:13,380 Then? 1068 01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:15,420 The train will come with the antiques next week. 1069 01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:19,260 So, what are we supposed to do for a week? 1070 01:05:19,660 --> 01:05:20,700 No. 1071 01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:21,820 Aren't you the director? 1072 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,580 Shoot the film. 1073 01:05:24,660 --> 01:05:27,140 -Shoot with these idiots? -Bye. 1074 01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:28,540 I'll go crazy. 1075 01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:56,140 Day ho! 1076 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,580 -Boss, we are with you. -Yes, boss. 1077 01:06:02,660 --> 01:06:03,980 -Really, boys? -Yes. 1078 01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:05,740 -I'll pack our stuff. -I'll take out the vehicle. 1079 01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:06,940 I'll pack the food for our journey. 1080 01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:08,620 I'll slap all three of you. 1081 01:06:11,580 --> 01:06:14,180 Until we steal the antiques, we won't leave this village. 1082 01:06:14,260 --> 01:06:15,460 What do we do till then? 1083 01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:17,620 -Ain't I the director? -Yes. 1084 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:19,420 Let's play shooting-shooting. 1085 01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:22,900 It's a romantic scene, you rascals. 1086 01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:24,020 -Sorry, boss. -Come on. 1087 01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:27,540 I welcome all 200 co-artists of Dhuliya... 1088 01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:29,460 on the first day of the film shoot... 1089 01:06:29,540 --> 01:06:35,860 of Manoj Day Ramalan's film Bharat Ka Khazana. 1090 01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:41,620 Now we'll begin our shoot. 1091 01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:46,340 For a few days, I'd like you to watch how acting is done. 1092 01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:51,820 For that, I present before you India's talented artist... 1093 01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:54,740 Superstar Aatish Kapoor. 1094 01:06:55,860 --> 01:06:57,780 That's enough. 1095 01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:05,220 And India's super heroine, Anya. 1096 01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:11,420 -Who is she? -I don't know. 1097 01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:16,020 Let me start rolling first. 1098 01:07:17,860 --> 01:07:19,860 Now, we'll start the shoot. 1099 01:07:30,740 --> 01:07:33,020 Sound. No. That's okay. 1100 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:35,300 Yes. Give the clap please. 1101 01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:37,620 Want to act? Act. 1102 01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:42,220 No! 1103 01:07:44,140 --> 01:07:46,140 What do I have to do? 1104 01:07:50,620 --> 01:07:51,420 Idiot! 1105 01:07:53,140 --> 01:07:55,340 Cut! 1106 01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:59,380 Stop it. Take the camera away. 1107 01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:01,220 Don't want to shoot. Is this the way? Nonsense. 1108 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:04,020 Everything is futile. 1109 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:08,100 Calm down! 1110 01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:14,020 Aatish. 1111 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,530 You asked a wonderful question. 1112 01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:24,450 You'll surely bag the Oscar next year. 1113 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:28,940 -Day Ho! -Day Ho! 1114 01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:32,140 But what do I have to do? 1115 01:08:37,220 --> 01:08:38,260 The director is thinking. 1116 01:08:38,340 --> 01:08:40,260 He's thinking. 1117 01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:55,980 Got it! 1118 01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,860 Come on, move. Everyone will get it. 1119 01:08:57,940 --> 01:09:02,140 Then I'll bring the camera down and take it back up again. 1120 01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:05,490 And then turn around. 1121 01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:07,710 This is too much, man. 1122 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:09,780 Will he change locations all the time... 1123 01:09:09,860 --> 01:09:11,570 or will he also start the shoot, sir? 1124 01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:13,780 And then I'll take a shot from here. 1125 01:09:13,860 --> 01:09:15,140 -Director. -Yes? 1126 01:09:15,220 --> 01:09:16,490 Here are the keys to the bank. 1127 01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:17,870 Might come in handy for your film shoot. 1128 01:09:17,940 --> 01:09:18,980 Fine. 1129 01:09:20,060 --> 01:09:21,220 Come on. 1130 01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:23,940 -Day! -Yes? 1131 01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,620 What's the scene? At least tell us. 1132 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:28,020 We'll just do the bank robbery today. 1133 01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:32,630 Sir, is this a film about bandits or revolutionaries? 1134 01:09:33,220 --> 01:09:35,450 But ain't I a revolutionary in the film? 1135 01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:44,820 You're the revolutionary and this is a British bank. 1136 01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:49,230 -Bank? -I don't get it. 1137 01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:52,020 Look, you're a revolutionary. 1138 01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,980 You go in the bank, rob money from the British... 1139 01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:58,060 and distribute it to the poor Indians. 1140 01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:04,500 Poor Indian. Oscar! 1141 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:06,420 -Day ho! -Day ho! 1142 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:07,700 What am I doing in this scene? 1143 01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:11,940 Yes, you're a British lady. 1144 01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,460 -British lady? -Yes. 1145 01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:15,340 So why would she rob the bank? 1146 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,500 Why would she rob the bank? 1147 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:17,620 Why would she rob the bank? 1148 01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:19,820 Because her father is Indian. 1149 01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:24,820 Aatish and she will together loot the British government. 1150 01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:27,140 I'll go enhance my make-up. 1151 01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:29,060 Yes. Go smear some more. Quickly. 1152 01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:31,380 British government! 1153 01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:33,340 I can't see a single foreigner over here, sir. 1154 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:35,620 Your secretary asks good questions as well. 1155 01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:42,100 Director, me! 1156 01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:49,700 My British sweeper. 1157 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:58,340 Come here. Let's make your life. 1158 01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,780 Here's our foreigner. 1159 01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:03,900 Day, this is a villager. How will he speak English? 1160 01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:11,220 Put a chewing gum in his mouth. 1161 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:16,180 Chew it. 1162 01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:35,220 But Day, what do I have to do in this scene? 1163 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:36,940 Aatish! 1164 01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:39,860 Don't ask what you have to do. 1165 01:11:39,940 --> 01:11:45,060 Ask what you've done for your country. 1166 01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:46,820 -What? -Yes. 1167 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:50,700 -Close your eyes. -Why? 1168 01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:54,420 Aatish, I'm telling you. Close your eyes for my sake. 1169 01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:03,700 Now imagine that the British are ruling India for many years. 1170 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:08,420 They're oppressing simple and innocent Indians. 1171 01:12:11,380 --> 01:12:14,500 They've riddled India, our motherland, with bullets. 1172 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:17,860 -Yes. -No! 1173 01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:21,860 They've even killed our women and children. 1174 01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:24,780 No! 1175 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:27,340 -Boss, take the shot. -Yes. 1176 01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:42,460 BLOODY BRITISH BANK 1177 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,700 Aatish! 1178 01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:22,060 You British! Rascal! 1179 01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:31,140 You British! Rascal! 1180 01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:34,860 Where is the hard-earned money of the poor Indians? 1181 01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:37,380 Tell me! 1182 01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:39,820 Perhaps, he doesn't understand Hindi. 1183 01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:41,060 Let me try. 1184 01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:48,340 Tell me. Where is the hard-earned money of the poor Indians? 1185 01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:50,500 Tell me! 1186 01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:56,020 Get up and chew! 1187 01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:59,220 What will you poor Indians do with the money? 1188 01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:02,020 You followers of non-violence, can't even buy guns. 1189 01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:04,740 You roam naked wearing handmade cloth. 1190 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:08,340 Hit the British officer. 1191 01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:09,460 How was that? 1192 01:14:09,540 --> 01:14:12,020 My naked hand on your naked cheek? 1193 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:22,740 Keep rolling. 1194 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:27,460 -Forgive me. -Get out! 1195 01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:38,940 Will you fire a cannon at me? 1196 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:43,460 Fire it at my chest if you have the guts. 1197 01:14:43,540 --> 01:14:45,780 Boss, he's become insane. Stop him. 1198 01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:48,180 Fire it if you have the guts. 1199 01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:49,300 Boss, cut it. 1200 01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:57,860 Fire it if you have any self-respect. 1201 01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:11,380 No! 1202 01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,860 I just got into the character. 1203 01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:34,020 I thought you'd get into the camera. 1204 01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:40,500 And my performance? 1205 01:15:40,580 --> 01:15:42,020 You'll get a Rotary Club award. 1206 01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:43,940 Well, I'll go write my speech. 1207 01:15:44,020 --> 01:15:45,300 Go quickly. 1208 01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:46,220 Sir, I'll go change. 1209 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:48,220 Yes, go change. Go dry yourself. 1210 01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,180 Listen to me. 1211 01:15:53,140 --> 01:15:53,940 He's crazy. 1212 01:15:54,260 --> 01:15:55,620 -I need to tell you something important. -Tell me. 1213 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:56,500 The film is over. 1214 01:15:56,580 --> 01:15:57,820 I'll slap you, okay? 1215 01:15:57,900 --> 01:15:59,700 The film won't get over until we loot the goods. 1216 01:15:59,780 --> 01:16:00,820 Not that stuff. 1217 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:02,340 The film that goes in the camera. 1218 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:04,500 -The negatives? -Yes, we've run out of those. 1219 01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:06,660 The stock that we stole from Mumbai-- 1220 01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:08,020 I mean, boss, the stock we brought... 1221 01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,860 we've run out of that. Boss, I have an idea. 1222 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:11,700 Let's shoot without the stock. What would they know? 1223 01:16:11,780 --> 01:16:12,700 That's better. 1224 01:16:12,780 --> 01:16:13,940 No. 1225 01:16:14,020 --> 01:16:16,260 Aatish and Bunty have been in the film industry for ten years. 1226 01:16:16,340 --> 01:16:17,940 We might handle Aatish. 1227 01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:19,540 But Bunty will understand immediately. 1228 01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:20,620 Boss, what do we do then? 1229 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,260 We'll have to bring the stuff from the city. 1230 01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:23,700 We've also run out of money. 1231 01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:25,380 We have to shoot for another five to six days. 1232 01:16:25,460 --> 01:16:27,340 So, we'll need at least five-six million. 1233 01:16:29,580 --> 01:16:30,380 What's that? 1234 01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:32,060 Boss, the keys to the bank. 1235 01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:34,580 The bank manager, Santram himself gave it to us. 1236 01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:36,100 What do you think, boss? 1237 01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:38,260 Wonderful suggestion. Well done. 1238 01:16:38,340 --> 01:16:39,900 Boss, what if something goes wrong? 1239 01:16:39,980 --> 01:16:42,260 If you're not good looking, you should say good things. 1240 01:16:42,660 --> 01:16:43,860 It's Friday today. 1241 01:16:43,940 --> 01:16:45,220 The bank will be closed for the next two days. 1242 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:46,340 It's a bank holiday on Monday. 1243 01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:47,780 We'll be robbing the train on Tuesday. 1244 01:16:47,860 --> 01:16:49,060 The whole village will be there. 1245 01:16:49,140 --> 01:16:51,300 Nobody will know before Wednesday that we've robbed the bank. 1246 01:16:51,380 --> 01:16:53,340 And we would left with the goods. 1247 01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:55,060 We'd have been relaxing somewhere. 1248 01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:56,820 -Boss! -Wonderful. 1249 01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:58,060 Enough. 1250 01:16:58,220 --> 01:17:00,220 God has been so kind to us, Nana... 1251 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:02,620 that this film crew came to Dhuliya to shoot for their film. 1252 01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:05,500 The day is not too far, when tourists will come to Dhuliya 1253 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,500 on a holiday or on honeymoon. 1254 01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:11,820 Yes. And soon we'll have good business. 1255 01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:14,100 Listen... 1256 01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:16,060 The film shoot that was supposed to take place... 1257 01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:17,300 will not happen now. 1258 01:17:17,380 --> 01:17:18,940 -What? -Yes. 1259 01:17:23,580 --> 01:17:25,180 Boss, looks like he's dead. 1260 01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:27,580 Is he your nephew? "He's dead." 1261 01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:28,540 Get in. 1262 01:17:28,620 --> 01:17:30,300 Get inside. Quickly. 1263 01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:33,740 You know what, Mummy? The hero of the film is Aatish Kapoor. 1264 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:36,020 But the main role is mine. 1265 01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:39,260 Do you know that I was a fan of Aatish Kapoor's father? 1266 01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:41,660 I'll also come for your film shoot. 1267 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:43,580 After all, I'm the director's mother. 1268 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,660 Well, where is your shoot happening? 1269 01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:49,300 -Girls, where are we? -Dhuliya. 1270 01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:53,940 -Dhuliya. -Dhuliya? I'll drop by over there. 1271 01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:04,060 Listen, have any of you seen the director? 1272 01:18:04,140 --> 01:18:05,660 Yes, I've seen him. 1273 01:18:05,740 --> 01:18:07,900 He and his three friends have gone towards the bank. 1274 01:18:10,260 --> 01:18:13,300 Close the door. Our job is done. Come on. 1275 01:18:16,660 --> 01:18:19,700 Boss, looks like they've found out about our plan. 1276 01:18:19,780 --> 01:18:21,020 What do we do now, boss? 1277 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,460 There's only one thing you can do in such a situation. 1278 01:18:23,540 --> 01:18:24,540 What? 1279 01:18:24,620 --> 01:18:25,820 Run! 1280 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,900 Run! 1281 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,260 -Look, there's the director. -Where? 1282 01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:38,140 They're going towards the dark jungle. 1283 01:18:38,220 --> 01:18:40,060 Oh, God! Somebody stop them. 1284 01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:42,140 That is the jungle of the Headless Ghost. 1285 01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:43,500 Will somebody stop him... 1286 01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:45,820 or do I have to do that as well? Come on. 1287 01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,260 Where are you going? 1288 01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:50,820 Director! Stop! Don't go there. 1289 01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:56,620 -Stop! -It will kill you! 1290 01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:58,340 Heard that? They will kill us. Run! 1291 01:18:58,420 --> 01:19:00,580 They will kill us. 1292 01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:02,140 Boss, run! 1293 01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:05,260 -Stop, you rascals. -Run! 1294 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:10,020 I'll run faster than you. Idiots. You never stop. 1295 01:19:10,100 --> 01:19:13,660 -I'll not stop for you. -Boss! 1296 01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:17,540 They're going deeper into the woods. 1297 01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:18,940 But why aren't they stopping? 1298 01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:21,980 -Inspector, you come with us as well. -Yes, come on. 1299 01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:25,540 What's going on? Why haven't you stopped them yet? 1300 01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:27,980 Our boys have gone to the dark jungle. 1301 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:29,540 For me, every jungle is dark. 1302 01:20:01,260 --> 01:20:02,860 Ghost! 1303 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:05,020 Headless Ghost! 1304 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:08,220 Ghost! Run! 1305 01:20:14,180 --> 01:20:16,220 Headless ghost! 1306 01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:19,420 Ghost! Run! Don't stop! 1307 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:22,060 Run. Ghost! 1308 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:27,820 Run. 1309 01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:30,300 Where is boss going? 1310 01:20:30,380 --> 01:20:31,420 After the ghost. 1311 01:20:31,500 --> 01:20:32,540 Boss has gone crazy. 1312 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:34,220 -Run! -Run! 1313 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,020 -Stop! -What happened? 1314 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:39,460 -The director is going towards the ghost. -What? 1315 01:20:47,660 --> 01:20:50,140 Boss is in danger. We should help him. 1316 01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:52,060 But that's a ghost over there. 1317 01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,300 That's exactly why we should help him. 1318 01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:55,180 Had it been a human, boss would've handled him. 1319 01:21:04,340 --> 01:21:07,100 The Director has gone to fight the ghost for us. 1320 01:21:07,180 --> 01:21:09,020 We should lend him support. 1321 01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:10,420 He's right. 1322 01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:11,900 Attack! 1323 01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:13,180 Attack! 1324 01:21:13,260 --> 01:21:14,900 Attack! 1325 01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,500 He ran away. 1326 01:21:26,380 --> 01:21:28,380 Attack! 1327 01:21:38,380 --> 01:21:40,420 Attack! 1328 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,060 -Easy. -Boss. 1329 01:21:43,140 --> 01:21:45,660 -Boss, what's happening? -How would boss know? 1330 01:21:49,860 --> 01:21:51,100 What's going on here? 1331 01:21:51,180 --> 01:21:52,820 Yes. What's going on here? 1332 01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:55,100 Catch them! Attack! 1333 01:21:55,180 --> 01:21:56,380 Attack! 1334 01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:58,180 Attack! 1335 01:21:58,260 --> 01:22:00,220 Are you crazy? Get out! 1336 01:22:12,900 --> 01:22:16,380 What are you doing here? Tell me. 1337 01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:22,300 Who are you? Speak. 1338 01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:30,540 This is Chenu's son. 1339 01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:32,540 He'd disappeared last year. 1340 01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:35,740 And we thought he drowned in the river. 1341 01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:38,700 Gopal? My son, Gopal. 1342 01:22:38,780 --> 01:22:40,060 Father! 1343 01:22:40,140 --> 01:22:41,620 Come, my son. 1344 01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:43,900 Look. They both are Laxman's sons. 1345 01:22:43,980 --> 01:22:46,860 Munnu! My son, Munnu. 1346 01:22:47,940 --> 01:22:49,580 Come here, headless ghost. 1347 01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:51,100 Remove his head! 1348 01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:52,700 Tell me what's going on here! 1349 01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:54,460 Tell me. 1350 01:22:54,540 --> 01:22:55,740 I'll tell you. 1351 01:22:57,460 --> 01:22:59,260 We grow marijuana here. 1352 01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:02,620 We abducted all these kids from your village... 1353 01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:05,380 so that they can work for us. 1354 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:08,740 And we'd spread the terror of the headless ghost... 1355 01:23:08,820 --> 01:23:11,940 so that the villagers wouldn't venture into this jungle. 1356 01:23:13,180 --> 01:23:17,980 Shame on us. We couldn't do anything, Subedar. 1357 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,860 Had it not been for our director... 1358 01:23:33,660 --> 01:23:40,540 You risked your life for us and faced such great danger. 1359 01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:47,820 -We've never seen such a brave person. -Yes. 1360 01:23:48,700 --> 01:23:52,220 We'll always be indebted to you. 1361 01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:55,340 But we can surely do our bit. 1362 01:23:56,820 --> 01:23:58,660 What's this? No. 1363 01:23:58,740 --> 01:24:02,540 Santram told us that you're in need of money. 1364 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:06,300 So we've collected as much as we can afford. 1365 01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:08,380 It must be between five-six million. 1366 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:12,820 I hope it will be useful for your film shoot. 1367 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:14,580 As soon as the bank opens, we'll arrange for more-- 1368 01:24:14,660 --> 01:24:15,460 No. 1369 01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:17,660 This will do. Thank you. 1370 01:24:17,740 --> 01:24:21,940 You've done us a great favour by accepting this money. 1371 01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:26,900 Complete your film. Don't stop the shoot. Thank you. 1372 01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:29,660 Let's go. 1373 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:36,300 Boss, we've cheated these simple people. 1374 01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:40,380 We did something wrong, but we'll also do something good. 1375 01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:43,700 Before leaving, we'll give them... 1376 01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:45,980 something from our share of the loot. 1377 01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:48,220 And the money we robbed from them as well. 1378 01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:49,620 Really, boss? 1379 01:24:50,020 --> 01:24:52,060 The toothpaste that's come out of the tube... 1380 01:24:52,140 --> 01:24:53,980 and the commitment that Tees Maar Khan has given... 1381 01:24:54,260 --> 01:24:55,660 can never be taken back. 1382 01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:59,900 The Khan of Khans, Tees Maar Khan. 1383 01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:11,500 He's a brave one Carefree soul 1384 01:25:11,580 --> 01:25:14,860 He's a brave one Carefree soul 1385 01:25:14,940 --> 01:25:18,340 He's cast a spell 1386 01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,020 Eyes are sharp like a razor 1387 01:25:20,100 --> 01:25:21,780 Hats off to the young man 1388 01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:24,140 Descendant of valorous Arjun 1389 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:27,580 He's large hearted Can open every lock 1390 01:25:27,660 --> 01:25:30,980 He's large hearted Trouble for the rich 1391 01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:34,420 He's large hearted Sweeps us off our feet again and again 1392 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,700 He's large hearted 1393 01:25:38,740 --> 01:25:42,180 If he's around somewhere, Your heart may fall for him 1394 01:25:42,260 --> 01:25:45,620 Is that possible? The heart is in trouble 1395 01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:49,100 Such great muscles, The heart falls for it easily 1396 01:25:49,180 --> 01:25:51,500 With a dark mole on his chest 1397 01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:54,940 He's large hearted I'll become his soul mate 1398 01:25:55,020 --> 01:25:58,500 He's large hearted I'll surely garland him 1399 01:25:58,580 --> 01:26:00,220 He's large hearted He killed four times 1400 01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:01,660 He's large hearted Sweeps us off our feet again and again 1401 01:26:01,740 --> 01:26:04,420 He's large hearted 1402 01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:12,940 Here he is 1403 01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:18,460 Here he is 1404 01:26:19,900 --> 01:26:23,020 He's a brave one Carefree soul 1405 01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:28,300 He has cast a spell He's a young revolutionary 1406 01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:30,140 He's too tough for the enemies 1407 01:26:30,220 --> 01:26:32,460 Brave protector of the motherland 1408 01:26:32,540 --> 01:26:35,900 He's large hearted Protected the tricolour 1409 01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:39,340 He's large hearted He's a different kind of hero 1410 01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:42,660 He's large hearted Sweeps us off our feet again and again 1411 01:26:42,740 --> 01:26:45,820 He's large hearted 1412 01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:55,500 Look, brother. The bus broke down. 1413 01:26:55,580 --> 01:26:56,700 Park the car by the side of the road. 1414 01:26:56,780 --> 01:26:57,580 Are you crazy, brother? 1415 01:26:57,660 --> 01:26:58,940 If the old woman sees us, she'll know... 1416 01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:00,180 that we're following her. 1417 01:27:01,260 --> 01:27:03,100 -We'll go ahead and park. -Yes. 1418 01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:06,860 That old woman! She's in the middle of the road. 1419 01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:10,060 Brother, careful. 1420 01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:14,020 You two? 1421 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:15,260 Have you got the role? 1422 01:27:15,340 --> 01:27:17,020 You're really bad actors, by the way. 1423 01:27:17,100 --> 01:27:18,460 Well, it doesn't matter. 1424 01:27:18,540 --> 01:27:20,300 Hold this. I'm coming for the film shoot as well. 1425 01:27:20,380 --> 01:27:21,900 Just a minute. I'll get my bag. 1426 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:26,020 What are your names? 1427 01:27:26,100 --> 01:27:27,580 -Chatterjee. -Mukherjee. 1428 01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:29,020 Are you both married? 1429 01:27:29,580 --> 01:27:30,540 No. 1430 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,020 We haven't even fallen in love. 1431 01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:34,940 We're just good friends. 1432 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:38,780 Idiots, I'm not asking about you both getting married. 1433 01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:40,060 I'm talking about a girl. 1434 01:27:57,780 --> 01:28:01,180 Now that I'm here 1435 01:28:01,260 --> 01:28:04,580 There will be lots Of happiness around 1436 01:28:04,660 --> 01:28:07,900 Riding on our dreams 1437 01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:11,980 Will the train come our way 1438 01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:13,860 If I am with you 1439 01:28:13,940 --> 01:28:15,980 Then why do you have to fear? 1440 01:28:16,060 --> 01:28:18,940 Trouble has also run away 1441 01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:20,860 Even if there are a lot of ghosts 1442 01:28:20,940 --> 01:28:22,420 I'll teach them a lesson 1443 01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:24,780 As if a Robin Hood's saga 1444 01:28:24,860 --> 01:28:27,220 I'm talked about in town 1445 01:28:31,460 --> 01:28:35,020 He's large hearted Can open every lock 1446 01:28:35,100 --> 01:28:38,300 He's large hearted Trouble for the rich 1447 01:28:38,380 --> 01:28:41,900 He's large hearted Sweeps us off our feet again and again 1448 01:28:41,980 --> 01:28:44,860 He's large hearted 1449 01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:48,220 I'm feeling freaky, freaky 1450 01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:49,700 I'm feeling naughty, naughty 1451 01:28:49,780 --> 01:28:51,180 The way you're looking at me 1452 01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:53,140 You got me moving my body 1453 01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:54,780 I'm feeling freaky, freaky 1454 01:28:54,860 --> 01:28:56,500 I'm feeling naughty, naughty 1455 01:28:56,580 --> 01:28:58,220 The way you're looking at me 1456 01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:00,140 You got me moving my body 1457 01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:03,260 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1458 01:29:03,340 --> 01:29:04,900 It's a village song. What are you wearing? 1459 01:29:04,980 --> 01:29:07,420 -Okay. I'll go change my clothes. -Okay. Go on. 1460 01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:15,660 The heart has started To beat faster 1461 01:29:15,740 --> 01:29:20,860 Like a fever it's rising and rising 1462 01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:24,940 For the first time, My heart is awakening 1463 01:29:25,820 --> 01:29:31,340 Is afraid of its feeling 1464 01:29:32,380 --> 01:29:36,380 Yes, this gossip Now appears in Film fare 1465 01:29:36,460 --> 01:29:38,940 That you're Yusuf and I, Madhubala 1466 01:29:39,020 --> 01:29:42,940 He's large hearted 1467 01:29:43,460 --> 01:29:46,820 Just like a genie from the bottle, He creates wonders 1468 01:29:46,900 --> 01:29:50,300 Just like the sky rumbles, He creates thunder 1469 01:29:50,380 --> 01:29:53,620 He'll fall on the oppressors Just like a hunter 1470 01:29:53,700 --> 01:29:56,140 Like gunpowder of dynamite 1471 01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:59,660 He's large hearted He's a different kind of hero 1472 01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:03,100 He's large hearted Hot like fire 1473 01:30:03,180 --> 01:30:06,260 He's large hearted Sweeps us off our feet again and again 1474 01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:09,820 He's large hearted He's large hearted 1475 01:30:11,340 --> 01:30:12,700 There's good news for you. 1476 01:30:12,780 --> 01:30:14,940 The train will pass Dhuliya at nine tomorrow morning. 1477 01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:18,020 -Over and out! -Just a minute. 1478 01:30:18,100 --> 01:30:20,060 -Who got out? Who bowled the over? -Which match is going on? 1479 01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:22,500 Romeo is a rascal. 1480 01:30:22,580 --> 01:30:23,860 He always tells us the incomplete score. 1481 01:30:23,940 --> 01:30:26,460 The train is coming! 1482 01:30:26,540 --> 01:30:31,420 He's large hearted He's large hearted 1483 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:33,060 Trouble for the rich 1484 01:30:33,140 --> 01:30:36,460 He's large hearted Sweeps us off our feet again and again 1485 01:30:36,540 --> 01:30:38,140 He's large hearted 1486 01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:41,380 He's large hearted He's large hearted 1487 01:30:41,460 --> 01:30:43,500 This hero is different 1488 01:30:43,580 --> 01:30:45,180 He's large hearted He's large hearted 1489 01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:46,780 He's large hearted He's large hearted 1490 01:30:46,860 --> 01:30:50,220 He's large hearted Sweeps us off our feet again and again 1491 01:30:50,300 --> 01:30:54,380 He's large hearted He's large hearted 1492 01:31:13,860 --> 01:31:15,820 Help me! 1493 01:31:15,900 --> 01:31:16,700 How is that? 1494 01:31:16,780 --> 01:31:18,660 -Very good. -Very good. 1495 01:31:19,660 --> 01:31:20,860 Once more. 1496 01:31:20,940 --> 01:31:21,980 Help me! 1497 01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:27,580 People of Dhuliya, after today you're not ordinary humans. 1498 01:31:28,460 --> 01:31:30,500 You're artists! 1499 01:31:32,740 --> 01:31:36,300 All elders, children... 1500 01:31:36,380 --> 01:31:38,620 and youth of this village... 1501 01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:41,500 will become immortal on the big screen. 1502 01:31:43,020 --> 01:31:45,580 The scene we're going to shoot today... 1503 01:31:45,660 --> 01:31:47,500 is the soul of this film. 1504 01:31:47,580 --> 01:31:50,540 That is the most important scene. 1505 01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:52,700 Important scene. Apply some more make-up. 1506 01:31:53,220 --> 01:31:55,900 Hear out today's scene very carefully. 1507 01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:58,500 -Subhedar, look here. -Here. 1508 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:02,620 There's Bahadur Shah Zafar's treasure on the train. 1509 01:32:03,380 --> 01:32:08,380 The British regiment will be taking it to Queen Victoria. 1510 01:32:09,180 --> 01:32:13,100 The officers of this regiment look Indian. 1511 01:32:13,580 --> 01:32:16,140 But don't go on their innocent faces. 1512 01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:21,900 They are the servants of the British government. 1513 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:27,100 And you all are revolutionaries... 1514 01:32:29,020 --> 01:32:30,580 who are going to stop this train... 1515 01:32:30,660 --> 01:32:33,900 and loot the treasure inside it. 1516 01:32:34,860 --> 01:32:36,780 Listen to him, sir. Loot again. 1517 01:32:36,860 --> 01:32:38,700 First the bank. Now the train. 1518 01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:40,860 Is Bharat Ka Khazana the name of the film... 1519 01:32:40,940 --> 01:32:43,900 or is it Chori Mera Kaam? Idiot! 1520 01:32:45,140 --> 01:32:47,660 The train is speeding. 1521 01:32:48,260 --> 01:32:50,220 Faster, you scoundrels. 1522 01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:57,260 Chief, hand over your flag to Aatish. 1523 01:32:57,340 --> 01:32:58,860 That too in slow motion. 1524 01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:01,540 Aatish. 1525 01:33:01,620 --> 01:33:02,420 Boss. 1526 01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:04,140 With the flag in hand, you'll stand 1527 01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:05,820 right in the middle of the tracks. 1528 01:33:05,900 --> 01:33:07,980 That too in slow motion. Show me. 1529 01:33:08,940 --> 01:33:10,460 That's more like it. 1530 01:33:10,540 --> 01:33:13,260 Upon seeing you right in the middle of the tracks... 1531 01:33:13,340 --> 01:33:16,980 the troubled train driver will blow the whistle. 1532 01:33:18,300 --> 01:33:19,660 Well done. 1533 01:33:19,740 --> 01:33:21,620 But you won't budge. 1534 01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:23,020 Never! 1535 01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:25,980 A passion for independence is burning inside you. 1536 01:33:26,220 --> 01:33:28,740 And you'll shout aloud. 1537 01:33:28,820 --> 01:33:31,020 Long live the revolution! 1538 01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:33,380 Long live the revolution! 1539 01:33:33,460 --> 01:33:36,780 Listen, on my mark all the villagers 1540 01:33:36,860 --> 01:33:40,140 will pounce on the train like hungry wolves. 1541 01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:41,140 Got it? 1542 01:33:41,220 --> 01:33:44,460 And tear away the uniforms of those British officers. 1543 01:33:44,540 --> 01:33:47,580 Unload all the stuff from the train and load it in this truck. 1544 01:33:47,660 --> 01:33:49,820 And what will I do? 1545 01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,060 You... 1546 01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,500 You're Razia Sultan. 1547 01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:56,460 Who is she? 1548 01:33:56,700 --> 01:33:58,500 -Who is she? -Bahadur Shah Zafar's daughter. 1549 01:33:58,580 --> 01:34:00,220 Bahadur Shah Zafar's daughter. 1550 01:34:00,460 --> 01:34:03,140 And all this treasure is your father's. 1551 01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:04,900 Wonderful! 1552 01:34:04,980 --> 01:34:06,540 Let me put on some more rollers. 1553 01:34:06,620 --> 01:34:07,740 Yes, go do that. Go on. 1554 01:34:09,340 --> 01:34:12,300 If she is Razia Sultan, then who the hell am I? 1555 01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:14,780 -Charlie Chaplin? -No! Sheikh Chilli. 1556 01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:19,500 He'll put us in trouble. What is it? 1557 01:34:19,580 --> 01:34:21,740 The train is here, sir. 1558 01:34:55,300 --> 01:34:58,060 The train is here, Subedar! 1559 01:34:58,380 --> 01:35:04,020 For the first time you've told me something without being asked, Nana. 1560 01:35:15,860 --> 01:35:18,220 I hope this train doesn't spoil my hair. 1561 01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:20,460 Rising stars of Dhuliya... 1562 01:35:20,540 --> 01:35:24,060 the moment you've been waiting for is here. 1563 01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:27,820 Get ready for over-acting. 1564 01:35:32,940 --> 01:35:35,340 Boss, are you sure the train will stop here? 1565 01:35:35,420 --> 01:35:37,780 And the police in there won't shoot at us? 1566 01:35:37,860 --> 01:35:41,380 You'll get to know in ten minutes. And me too. 1567 01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:45,100 Am I or am I not in this film? 1568 01:35:45,820 --> 01:35:49,100 Dear Dambar, it's impossible to do this scene without you. 1569 01:35:49,180 --> 01:35:51,980 Without you this film will be like Sholay without Samba. 1570 01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:53,580 Like Titanic without the crack. 1571 01:35:53,660 --> 01:35:55,660 The whole world will remember your name, D'souza. 1572 01:35:55,740 --> 01:35:57,580 Sir, you do remember it. Dhurinder. 1573 01:35:57,660 --> 01:35:58,860 I will remember it, Dadar. 1574 01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:00,940 -Aatish. -Sir! 1575 01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:02,780 Aatish, the boxes will be heavy. 1576 01:36:02,860 --> 01:36:06,540 But I'd like you to carry and load them on the truck. 1577 01:36:06,620 --> 01:36:08,140 Will you be able to do it? 1578 01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:09,420 Of course, sir. 1579 01:36:09,500 --> 01:36:11,420 Besides, I do my own stunts. 1580 01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:16,300 If you carry the boxes yourself... 1581 01:36:16,380 --> 01:36:18,220 then what will happen to your broken back? 1582 01:36:18,300 --> 01:36:19,740 You got it treated recently, sir. 1583 01:36:19,820 --> 01:36:24,780 Bunty, if I carry the boxes today, I'll get the Oscar tomorrow. 1584 01:36:57,980 --> 01:37:00,660 Sir, many people are running on the tracks. 1585 01:37:00,740 --> 01:37:02,140 Idiots. What do they want? 1586 01:37:02,220 --> 01:37:03,420 Sir, what do we do? 1587 01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:05,300 Blow the whistle, Jagtap. 1588 01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:07,060 Idiot, the train's whistle. 1589 01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:08,660 Blow the train's whistle. 1590 01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:17,660 Enough. 1591 01:37:22,940 --> 01:37:23,980 -Sir. -Yes? 1592 01:37:24,060 --> 01:37:26,220 What do we do? Should we stop or crush them? 1593 01:37:26,300 --> 01:37:27,820 There are 200 people. 1594 01:37:27,900 --> 01:37:29,660 If they die, we'll be imprisoned. 1595 01:37:29,740 --> 01:37:34,180 Move! Go away from the tracks! 1596 01:37:36,980 --> 01:37:38,700 Stop! 1597 01:37:42,660 --> 01:37:44,220 He gets the lifetime award. 1598 01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:00,860 Hey, move! 1599 01:38:01,260 --> 01:38:03,820 It's the superstar, Aatish Kapoor. 1600 01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:05,180 Sir, let's get his autograph. 1601 01:38:05,260 --> 01:38:06,780 Jagtap, get down! 1602 01:38:06,860 --> 01:38:08,620 Traitors! 1603 01:38:08,700 --> 01:38:13,260 You live off mother India, but you serve the British. 1604 01:38:14,140 --> 01:38:17,500 You dirty dog. Where is my father's treasure? 1605 01:38:17,580 --> 01:38:19,980 Ma'am, I don't know who your father is. 1606 01:38:30,660 --> 01:38:33,140 Long live the revolution! 1607 01:38:40,100 --> 01:38:42,700 Why are you pretending to shoot with your fake gun? 1608 01:38:42,780 --> 01:38:44,500 Look here. I have a real gun. 1609 01:38:44,820 --> 01:38:47,660 Hit him! 1610 01:38:51,260 --> 01:38:52,460 Take them! 1611 01:38:58,860 --> 01:39:03,220 People of Dhuliya, loot it! 1612 01:39:03,660 --> 01:39:06,180 I mean, pounce on it! 1613 01:39:30,740 --> 01:39:34,260 The more you rob the bigger the actor you will be. 1614 01:39:34,340 --> 01:39:35,780 Rob it! 1615 01:39:35,860 --> 01:39:37,980 -Tabrez, my son. -Mother? 1616 01:39:38,380 --> 01:39:41,780 Yes, I'm right here. 1617 01:39:41,860 --> 01:39:42,860 Why did you come here? 1618 01:39:42,940 --> 01:39:45,900 Wherever you go 1619 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,100 Quiet! 1620 01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:48,380 Who called you here? 1621 01:39:48,460 --> 01:39:50,460 You never invite me to watch your film shoot. 1622 01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:53,020 So my would-be daughter-in-law has called me. 1623 01:39:53,100 --> 01:39:54,100 Bloody... 1624 01:39:54,180 --> 01:39:55,500 Her mother has also come? 1625 01:39:57,660 --> 01:39:59,340 -Isn't it heavy? -Yes. 1626 01:39:59,420 --> 01:40:00,900 Let me help you. 1627 01:40:01,980 --> 01:40:03,020 Go away. 1628 01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:04,460 Hey, take this old woman away. 1629 01:40:05,260 --> 01:40:07,980 Mummy, how do I look? 1630 01:40:08,060 --> 01:40:10,540 My baby is looking so beautiful. 1631 01:40:10,660 --> 01:40:12,700 -Just like a heroine. -Ain't I? 1632 01:40:12,780 --> 01:40:16,620 People of Dhuliya, sing with me. 1633 01:40:16,700 --> 01:40:22,460 The land of my country 1634 01:40:26,060 --> 01:40:27,660 The land of my country 1635 01:40:27,740 --> 01:40:28,780 Gives us gold 1636 01:40:28,860 --> 01:40:30,900 Gives us diamonds and pearls 1637 01:40:30,980 --> 01:40:35,660 The land of my country 1638 01:40:35,740 --> 01:40:37,260 The land of my country 1639 01:40:37,340 --> 01:40:38,380 Gives us gold 1640 01:40:38,460 --> 01:40:40,500 Gives us diamonds and pearls 1641 01:40:40,580 --> 01:40:43,020 The land of my country 1642 01:40:52,860 --> 01:40:56,940 Whatever you're doing is being captured on our camera. 1643 01:40:57,020 --> 01:40:59,260 So, emotion. 1644 01:40:59,340 --> 01:41:03,180 People of Dhuliya, sing with enthusiasm. 1645 01:41:03,340 --> 01:41:09,300 The land of my country 1646 01:41:12,860 --> 01:41:14,420 The land of my country 1647 01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:15,620 Gives us gold 1648 01:41:15,700 --> 01:41:17,660 Gives us diamonds and pearls 1649 01:41:17,740 --> 01:41:20,020 The land of my country 1650 01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:23,980 The land of my country 1651 01:41:24,340 --> 01:41:26,460 Let me call up the commissioner. 1652 01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:38,500 My old friend! 1653 01:41:39,500 --> 01:41:41,100 -Yes, Chatterjee. -Hello, sir. 1654 01:41:41,700 --> 01:41:43,820 We've found Tees Maar Khan. 1655 01:41:44,740 --> 01:41:46,660 He's here in Dhuliya, sir. 1656 01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:48,820 Idiots, that is "Bharat ka Khazana." 1657 01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:51,020 Tees Maar Khan is robbing the treasure. 1658 01:41:51,100 --> 01:41:52,540 And I'm on that same train. 1659 01:41:52,780 --> 01:41:54,060 By the way, where are you? 1660 01:41:54,140 --> 01:41:57,140 Sir, we're somewhere nearby. 1661 01:41:57,220 --> 01:41:59,340 We're watching it with our own eyes. 1662 01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:03,460 Well done. Is Tees Maar Khan around? 1663 01:42:03,820 --> 01:42:05,580 Is he speaking on the phone? 1664 01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:10,940 Exactly, sir. He's speaking on the phone. 1665 01:42:19,780 --> 01:42:20,820 Shoot him. 1666 01:42:20,900 --> 01:42:24,700 Attack him. Do you have a gun? 1667 01:42:28,140 --> 01:42:30,860 Excellent! Now remove all the bullets from it. 1668 01:42:32,860 --> 01:42:34,460 Remove all the bullets. 1669 01:42:34,540 --> 01:42:36,860 Why should I remove the bullets? I don't understand. 1670 01:42:36,940 --> 01:42:38,220 Had you been that smart... 1671 01:42:38,300 --> 01:42:40,700 wouldn't you have been a commissioner like me? 1672 01:42:40,780 --> 01:42:43,140 I want Tees Maar Khan alive. Understand? 1673 01:42:43,220 --> 01:42:44,460 Just do as I tell you to do. 1674 01:42:44,540 --> 01:42:47,500 Throw away the bullets and arrest Tees Maar Khan. 1675 01:42:47,940 --> 01:42:49,180 -Okay, sir. -Remove them. 1676 01:42:54,980 --> 01:42:57,660 Sir, we've arrested Tees Maar Khan. 1677 01:42:57,740 --> 01:42:59,340 -Swear on me. -I swear on you. 1678 01:43:05,020 --> 01:43:09,340 Saving the honor of a harlot and imprisoning Tees Maar Khan... 1679 01:43:09,420 --> 01:43:11,180 Both are futile. 1680 01:43:18,460 --> 01:43:20,420 Hurry up! 1681 01:43:20,500 --> 01:43:24,260 Get in. Old woman, get in the car. 1682 01:43:25,300 --> 01:43:27,660 Villagers, keep singing. 1683 01:43:27,740 --> 01:43:30,100 I've placed cameras all around you. 1684 01:43:30,180 --> 01:43:34,980 Smile! Sing! Aatish, sing. 1685 01:43:57,660 --> 01:43:58,940 Come on, quickly. 1686 01:43:59,020 --> 01:44:00,460 Isn't Aatish coming with us? 1687 01:44:00,540 --> 01:44:02,620 He's gone to get a suit made for the Oscars. 1688 01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:04,180 Even I wanted a dress. 1689 01:44:04,260 --> 01:44:05,980 -I want to watch the shooting, Tabrez. -Yes, I'll show you. 1690 01:44:06,060 --> 01:44:07,620 -It's such a beautiful place. -Yes. 1691 01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:09,820 Do one thing. Take them both. 1692 01:44:09,900 --> 01:44:10,940 Take them to Mumbai. 1693 01:44:11,020 --> 01:44:12,380 Mother, let's go. 1694 01:44:12,460 --> 01:44:13,620 Stop doing that. 1695 01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:15,940 Get your legs inside quickly. 1696 01:44:16,020 --> 01:44:17,900 Take them to Mumbai. 1697 01:44:18,460 --> 01:44:19,660 When is the next shot? 1698 01:44:19,740 --> 01:44:21,260 Next year. Go now. 1699 01:44:22,460 --> 01:44:24,140 Give me the truck keys. Quickly. 1700 01:44:24,220 --> 01:44:26,220 Why? Do you want to deposit the treasure in the bank? 1701 01:44:26,300 --> 01:44:27,340 No. 1702 01:44:27,740 --> 01:44:29,100 I had promised myself... 1703 01:44:29,900 --> 01:44:32,380 that I'd leave some valuables for the villagers. 1704 01:44:33,220 --> 01:44:36,300 He's large hearted. 1705 01:44:36,380 --> 01:44:37,740 Give me five. 1706 01:44:38,060 --> 01:44:39,580 Are you out of your mind? 1707 01:44:40,100 --> 01:44:41,660 I'm not asking for your permission. Okay? 1708 01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:43,100 I'm telling you my decision. 1709 01:44:43,180 --> 01:44:45,100 Besides, we're giving it from our share. 1710 01:44:45,180 --> 01:44:46,300 You have nothing to do with it. 1711 01:44:46,380 --> 01:44:47,820 Come on. Remove the keys from your pocket. 1712 01:44:48,860 --> 01:44:49,980 Come on. 1713 01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:51,740 Share? 1714 01:45:07,580 --> 01:45:08,940 Come on! 1715 01:45:10,900 --> 01:45:12,220 Move! 1716 01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:18,500 Being an inspector, you're helping a criminal. 1717 01:45:19,060 --> 01:45:21,580 I'm Commissioner Khadak Singh. 1718 01:45:22,140 --> 01:45:25,700 The one who you've helped rob "Bharat ka Khazana"... 1719 01:45:25,900 --> 01:45:29,100 is the wanted criminal Tees Maar Khan. 1720 01:45:29,180 --> 01:45:30,700 -Yes. -What? 1721 01:45:30,780 --> 01:45:33,140 Yes. I knew it... 1722 01:45:33,740 --> 01:45:35,740 Sir, how did this happen? I didn't get it. 1723 01:45:35,820 --> 01:45:37,260 Damn it. I didn't even realise it. 1724 01:45:40,380 --> 01:45:42,780 Tees Maar Khan! 1725 01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:44,140 Quickly. 1726 01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:45,500 Listen. 1727 01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:47,220 Let's put this in the bank. 1728 01:45:47,300 --> 01:45:48,580 -You take care of those two. -Okay, boss. 1729 01:45:48,660 --> 01:45:50,220 Go quickly. 1730 01:45:52,820 --> 01:45:54,500 Boss, looks like he's dead. Should I check him? 1731 01:45:54,580 --> 01:45:56,700 -Is he your uncle? -No, boss. 1732 01:46:06,020 --> 01:46:08,460 You need one more box? Will send it right away. 1733 01:46:08,540 --> 01:46:10,100 Boss has asked for another box. 1734 01:46:19,100 --> 01:46:22,780 Boss, the Johri brothers have escaped. 1735 01:46:28,980 --> 01:46:30,300 Why did you let them go? 1736 01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:31,980 They said you asked me to. 1737 01:46:32,060 --> 01:46:33,620 -When did I tell him? -Hands up. 1738 01:46:34,060 --> 01:46:35,100 Let it go. 1739 01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:37,580 Hands up, Tees Maar Khan. 1740 01:46:40,140 --> 01:46:41,580 Speak now. 1741 01:46:45,900 --> 01:46:47,700 This poor guy is still in character. 1742 01:46:47,780 --> 01:46:49,140 The shooting is over. 1743 01:46:49,220 --> 01:46:52,300 Your game is up, Tees Maar Khan. 1744 01:46:53,020 --> 01:46:57,340 Look, there's no enmity between us. 1745 01:46:57,420 --> 01:46:58,660 You're a good actor. 1746 01:46:59,540 --> 01:47:01,740 Come to Mumbai. I'll introduce you to Yash Chopra. 1747 01:47:01,820 --> 01:47:02,740 He's our uncle. 1748 01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:04,380 Enough of film shooting. 1749 01:47:04,460 --> 01:47:05,980 Now surrender yourself to me quietly. 1750 01:47:06,060 --> 01:47:08,460 -Dharindar... -It's not Dharindar. It's Dhurinder. 1751 01:47:08,540 --> 01:47:10,380 Inspector Dhurinder. 1752 01:47:11,500 --> 01:47:14,140 You're a criminal and I'm a police officer. 1753 01:47:14,780 --> 01:47:17,300 Address me with respect. Hands up! 1754 01:47:31,740 --> 01:47:33,700 I'll deal with you back in Mumbai, Duryodhan. 1755 01:47:35,100 --> 01:47:36,740 Present the accused in court. 1756 01:47:37,940 --> 01:47:39,060 Stand up. 1757 01:47:40,020 --> 01:47:41,860 All these are the accused? 1758 01:47:45,300 --> 01:47:48,620 Yes, My Lord. The whole village is filled with criminals. 1759 01:47:48,700 --> 01:47:50,660 -No! -How can you call us criminals? 1760 01:47:50,740 --> 01:47:52,260 Order! Order! Silence. 1761 01:47:52,340 --> 01:47:53,940 Speak one by one. 1762 01:47:54,020 --> 01:47:55,900 The whole village carried out the robbery together. 1763 01:47:55,980 --> 01:47:58,180 They deserve the harshest of punishments, My Lord. 1764 01:47:58,260 --> 01:47:59,700 No! 1765 01:47:59,780 --> 01:48:02,220 Keep quiet all of you. 1766 01:48:07,300 --> 01:48:08,180 Who are you, brother? 1767 01:48:08,260 --> 01:48:11,580 International film director Manoj Day Ramalan. 1768 01:48:11,660 --> 01:48:14,380 I had ordered phony treasures for my film shoot. 1769 01:48:14,460 --> 01:48:18,100 But sir, some scoundrel sent genuine treasures. 1770 01:48:18,180 --> 01:48:21,220 And I suspect it is Steven. 1771 01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:22,420 -Steven? -Spielberg. 1772 01:48:22,500 --> 01:48:23,940 He's a liar, My Lord. 1773 01:48:24,340 --> 01:48:27,060 Firstly, he's himself a wanted criminal. 1774 01:48:27,540 --> 01:48:30,660 Secondly, he has been to prison 11 times. 1775 01:48:30,740 --> 01:48:32,740 And he's escaped from prison 25 times. 1776 01:48:35,060 --> 01:48:36,900 -Get through this case first. -Sorry, sir. 1777 01:48:36,980 --> 01:48:41,540 To prove his true identity, I'd like to present two witnesses. 1778 01:48:41,940 --> 01:48:45,620 Special Officers, Chatterjee and Mukherjee. 1779 01:48:48,260 --> 01:48:50,620 Your Honour, we personally arrested him in Paris. 1780 01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:52,820 But he tricked us and escaped. 1781 01:48:52,900 --> 01:48:55,380 Yes, Your Honour. This is the international criminal... 1782 01:48:55,460 --> 01:48:59,540 Tabrez Mirza Khan alias Tees Maar Khan. 1783 01:49:00,140 --> 01:49:03,420 No. 1784 01:49:07,100 --> 01:49:09,780 Your Honour, wait. 1785 01:49:10,060 --> 01:49:12,740 He's not a criminal. He's a godsend. 1786 01:49:14,740 --> 01:49:19,780 The director left this share of the treasure at the bank for us. 1787 01:49:19,860 --> 01:49:21,940 For us villagers. 1788 01:49:22,180 --> 01:49:25,220 He's large hearted. 1789 01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:30,420 Your Honour, because of him I got my son back. 1790 01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:31,620 He can't be a criminal. 1791 01:49:31,700 --> 01:49:33,780 Yes! He can't be. 1792 01:49:33,860 --> 01:49:36,100 My Lord, if he's Tees Maar Khan, then what do we care? 1793 01:49:36,180 --> 01:49:38,580 But he's always thought about the welfare of the village. 1794 01:49:38,660 --> 01:49:39,940 Yes. He thought about our welfare. 1795 01:49:40,020 --> 01:49:43,140 My son might be a criminal, but he's pure at heart. 1796 01:49:43,220 --> 01:49:44,660 And cute as well. 1797 01:49:45,380 --> 01:49:46,660 Silence! 1798 01:49:46,740 --> 01:49:49,620 Your Honour, had he been a criminal... 1799 01:49:49,700 --> 01:49:51,860 he wouldn't have left the treasure for the villagers. 1800 01:49:51,940 --> 01:49:53,220 You bet. 1801 01:49:53,300 --> 01:49:54,380 Yes. 1802 01:49:54,460 --> 01:49:56,940 He might've shown me false dreams about the Oscars... 1803 01:49:57,420 --> 01:50:02,500 but he has awakened the artist in me, Your Honour. 1804 01:50:02,580 --> 01:50:05,740 If he's a criminal, then so am I. 1805 01:50:05,820 --> 01:50:07,380 Punish me as well. 1806 01:50:07,460 --> 01:50:08,500 Punish us as well. 1807 01:50:08,580 --> 01:50:10,020 Punish us as well! 1808 01:50:10,100 --> 01:50:12,180 Quiet! 1809 01:50:12,260 --> 01:50:13,220 Order! Order! 1810 01:50:13,300 --> 01:50:14,660 Brother, what now? 1811 01:50:14,740 --> 01:50:15,900 What do I know, brother? 1812 01:50:15,980 --> 01:50:18,940 -Silence! -Punish us as well! 1813 01:50:19,020 --> 01:50:22,340 Did you see that, My Lord? They're all criminals. 1814 01:50:22,420 --> 01:50:23,460 Punish them. 1815 01:50:23,540 --> 01:50:25,300 I'll surely punish them. 1816 01:50:25,380 --> 01:50:27,940 Quiet! Let me speak. 1817 01:50:28,580 --> 01:50:31,740 On account of all the evidence and testimonies... 1818 01:50:31,820 --> 01:50:34,260 this court declares Tees Maar Khan... 1819 01:50:34,340 --> 01:50:37,020 and the villagers of Dhuliya guilty. 1820 01:50:37,100 --> 01:50:40,500 No! 1821 01:50:40,580 --> 01:50:43,500 -What nonsense is this? -This is not possible. 1822 01:50:44,420 --> 01:50:45,780 Just a minute, Your Honour. 1823 01:50:46,540 --> 01:50:48,020 What now? 1824 01:50:48,100 --> 01:50:49,620 They are innocent. 1825 01:50:50,300 --> 01:50:51,620 I'm the only culprit. 1826 01:50:52,500 --> 01:50:56,340 In fact, I deceived these decent people and have misled them. 1827 01:50:57,820 --> 01:51:00,420 They didn't even know that a robbery was about to take place. 1828 01:51:00,660 --> 01:51:02,180 So Your Honour, I request you... 1829 01:51:02,260 --> 01:51:04,020 that only I should be punished. 1830 01:51:04,220 --> 01:51:07,140 Okay, only you will be punished. 1831 01:51:07,380 --> 01:51:09,940 This court announces 60 years imprisonment for you. 1832 01:51:10,020 --> 01:51:14,140 -No! Oh, God! -No! Tabrez. 1833 01:51:18,460 --> 01:51:21,180 Seven years will fly by in a jiffy. 1834 01:51:21,260 --> 01:51:23,300 Not seven years, it's 60 years. 1835 01:51:27,380 --> 01:51:30,420 Not seven, but 60 years. 1836 01:51:30,620 --> 01:51:33,940 -Counselor, do something. -Beat him! 1837 01:51:41,180 --> 01:51:43,300 Boss, take us with you. 1838 01:51:43,380 --> 01:51:47,460 No, I can't take all of you with me to prison. 1839 01:51:47,540 --> 01:51:50,820 You have to stay outside and complete my work. 1840 01:51:51,540 --> 01:51:53,060 You have to fulfill my dream. 1841 01:51:53,460 --> 01:51:54,660 Come on, boss. 1842 01:51:54,740 --> 01:51:57,700 -How can we and Anya-- -Rascal! 1843 01:51:57,780 --> 01:52:00,060 Boss, what else is left? Everything's gone. 1844 01:52:00,140 --> 01:52:01,060 Even the treasure. 1845 01:52:01,300 --> 01:52:02,820 There's one thing left. 1846 01:52:03,860 --> 01:52:04,660 Ma! 1847 01:52:04,740 --> 01:52:07,220 No. Cinema. 1848 01:52:07,580 --> 01:52:09,460 -Cinema? -Yes. 1849 01:52:09,940 --> 01:52:13,660 Have you forgotten our incomplete film Bharat Ka Khazana? 1850 01:52:13,740 --> 01:52:14,540 Yes. 1851 01:52:14,620 --> 01:52:16,140 Listen, I want you to complete 1852 01:52:16,220 --> 01:52:17,940 -the film and release it. -Okay, boss. 1853 01:52:18,020 --> 01:52:20,500 And whatever profit you make, give it to the villagers. 1854 01:52:20,580 --> 01:52:22,900 Boss, and you? 1855 01:52:24,060 --> 01:52:25,460 Saving the honour... 1856 01:52:26,820 --> 01:52:30,340 Saving the honour of a harlot and imprisoning Tees Maar Khan... 1857 01:52:30,420 --> 01:52:32,420 -Both are... -Futile. 1858 01:52:32,500 --> 01:52:33,860 -Both are... -Futile. 1859 01:52:33,940 --> 01:52:35,460 Okay, boys. See you at the world premiere. 1860 01:52:35,540 --> 01:52:38,500 See you at the premiere. 1861 01:52:38,580 --> 01:52:39,860 Boss! 1862 01:53:30,300 --> 01:53:33,100 For the first time in the history of the world... 1863 01:53:33,180 --> 01:53:34,540 a director is coming directly from prison... 1864 01:53:34,620 --> 01:53:36,300 to attend the premiere of his film. 1865 01:53:36,380 --> 01:53:37,620 Yes, we're talking about 1866 01:53:37,700 --> 01:53:40,220 the international criminal, Tees Maar Khan. 1867 01:53:40,300 --> 01:53:42,420 Today, you've got special permission 1868 01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:43,540 to attend the premiere of your film. 1869 01:53:43,620 --> 01:53:44,420 How do you feel? 1870 01:53:44,500 --> 01:53:46,020 It feels really great. 1871 01:53:46,100 --> 01:53:49,020 Because two things are going to be released today. 1872 01:53:49,100 --> 01:53:50,020 Two? 1873 01:53:50,100 --> 01:53:54,420 Yes. My film and me. 1874 01:53:54,500 --> 01:53:56,260 -What do you mean? -It means... 1875 01:53:56,340 --> 01:54:00,660 the rising sun and a running Tees Maar Khan... 1876 01:54:00,740 --> 01:54:03,220 can never fall into anybody's hands. 1877 01:54:06,020 --> 01:54:07,820 Remember, I'll escape. 1878 01:54:39,860 --> 01:54:44,820 Leave me. What are you doing? Catch them. 1879 01:54:56,060 --> 01:54:58,620 Roaming naked! 1880 01:54:59,820 --> 01:55:04,060 My naked hand on your naked cheek... 1881 01:55:10,100 --> 01:55:13,620 Where is the hard-earned money of the poor Indians? 1882 01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:14,900 Tell me! 1883 01:55:14,980 --> 01:55:16,100 Let me try. 1884 01:55:19,300 --> 01:55:22,540 Where is the hard-earned money of the poor Indians? 1885 01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:23,940 Tell me! 1886 01:55:31,540 --> 01:55:38,220 The land of my country 1887 01:55:40,780 --> 01:55:43,700 Gives us gold 1888 01:55:43,780 --> 01:55:45,580 Gives us diamonds and pearls 1889 01:55:45,660 --> 01:55:48,020 The land of my country 1890 01:56:05,660 --> 01:56:07,020 That's me. 1891 01:56:07,100 --> 01:56:10,060 What a film! 1892 01:56:28,660 --> 01:56:30,900 Congratulations to you too! 1893 01:56:30,980 --> 01:56:32,900 God bless you, dear. 1894 01:56:35,620 --> 01:56:38,340 What a film! This is French cinema. 1895 01:56:38,420 --> 01:56:40,260 This film should get an Oscar. 1896 01:56:40,340 --> 01:56:41,220 What is an Oscar? 1897 01:56:41,300 --> 01:56:44,180 Where is the director of the film? I'd like to fall at his feet. 1898 01:56:48,540 --> 01:56:51,940 Rascal, why did you handcuff me? 1899 01:56:52,020 --> 01:56:56,340 He escaped again. Oh, my! 1900 01:56:56,540 --> 01:57:00,500 Sir! 1901 01:57:03,860 --> 01:57:07,820 Money, money Oh, money 1902 01:57:16,140 --> 01:57:18,060 You? How did you get away? 1903 01:57:19,260 --> 01:57:20,060 Like this. 1904 01:57:20,140 --> 01:57:22,100 The cunning criminal Tees Maar Khan... 1905 01:57:22,180 --> 01:57:24,380 escaped from police custody for the 26th time. 1906 01:57:24,460 --> 01:57:26,620 And this time from the premiere of his film. 1907 01:57:29,580 --> 01:57:32,420 I'll give you one chance to correct your mistake... 1908 01:57:32,820 --> 01:57:35,780 only if you return my share of the treasure to me. 1909 01:57:35,860 --> 01:57:37,980 Share? We'll give it to you right away. 1910 01:57:47,540 --> 01:57:48,900 What nonsense is this? 1911 01:57:51,660 --> 01:57:54,980 We're thinking of taking away your money... 1912 01:57:55,260 --> 01:57:59,780 -and your plane. Right, captain? -Yes, boss. 1913 01:57:59,860 --> 01:58:00,900 Mind the plane. 1914 01:58:01,740 --> 01:58:03,380 Luckily, I've found one parachute. 1915 01:58:03,460 --> 01:58:04,660 Put it on and both of you jump. 1916 01:58:04,740 --> 01:58:06,540 Go on. Quickly. 1917 01:58:17,460 --> 01:58:18,820 Rascal! 1918 01:58:25,180 --> 01:58:26,820 Stealing a bone from a dog's mouth 1919 01:58:26,900 --> 01:58:28,740 and money from Tees Maar Khan. 1920 01:58:29,020 --> 01:58:30,740 Both are futile. 1921 01:58:53,540 --> 01:58:55,620 Anil Kapoor! 139744