All language subtitles for Pirates Next Door s01e13 Landlubber Labor.eng

[boring music]

[happy music]

- ? We're the
pirates next door ?

[snoring]

[rooster crows]

- Ha, ha

let's take it by a storm.

[dog barks]

- Not like that, wid-rain.

- What you doin', dad?

You said you'd give
me a sword lesson.

- I'm coming.

- No, you don't. Not
before you wax the deck.

[chuckles]

- Have a good day.

My darling little sweetie pie.

[kisses]

- Yeah, see you tonight mom.

- Let's start, dad.

- No, I have to
patch up the mast.

Ah, in two weeks time,
from 8 am to 8.10 am,

how about that?

- Can we do it before that?

- Well do you think this old
tub's gonna repair itself?

Oh, you lazy lout!

- Oh, oh.

- Alexia, you go and
fetch the spades.

Max, get something to
open the chest with.

We all meet at the cave.

You okay Jim?

- Ever since we ran
aground in this village,

I never see my dad anymore.

Out at sea, we used
to hang enemies

upside down in the pillage.

We did everything together.

- Hmm.

- I don't like having
my parents around.

It just makes me
want to like, blegh.

[giggles]

- Don't worry, you can have fun,

even without your dad.

- [Dad] Aaaaargh.

- Hey, dad.

Did grandpa let you
leave the black hole?

- Oh, I don't give
a oak about him.

I'm quite within my
right to spend some time

with me sailor boy.

A treasure!

Ooh, bon-jov where's it at?

Get your spades and your
compass and ready, sailors.

Let's go fetch us
some treasure, ah-ha.

[mumbles] The pirates are here.

[birds chirping]

- Hey, not so fast.

Wait for me.

- Put some ease, dad.

Look out!

- Ah, ah!

- Whooaaah.

[splash]

- 38, 39, the
treasure should be ...

- Right behind this rock here.

[laughs]

- We don't even have
a skull and crossbows

for our first treasure
hunt together.

- But sir, his was our treasure.

- Oh.

- There are other
things we can do.

Why don't we all go fishing?

Shh.

They don't fish like we pirates,
with cannons and harpoons.

They do it with a fishing line.

You have to stay
silent and wait.

- It's about to bite.

[splash]

- Now it's gone!

It's run away.

- Great idea, dad.

- He's a nice man but
he's slightly annoying.

- Yeah, we can't even play
our own games by ourselves.

- Ready?

[shrieks]

[laughs]

- We've had a whale of
a day today, eh, Jim?

I hope I didn't upset
your maties too much.

- Nah, you didn't.

They're just not
used to spending time

and having fun with their
parents, that's all.

There's a shooting star.

You know they can travel
at 70 miles a second.

You can even listen
to them on the radio.

- Now how do you know
all these things, sonnie?

- I learned them at
lubber-school, dad.

- Hmm.

- At least we won't
get disturbed here.

Jim's father isn't
exactly going to ...

- [Woman] No, Mr. Jolly
Roger, not a cannon ball!

- Oh, there you are.

You see, I brought
the old man with me.

He wants to learn
everything about stars.

- Jim brought daddykins to
school today [sniggers].

- Daddykins?

Is that a star, perhaps?

- Jim, you really shouldn't
have come to school

with your dad!

- Dad, you can
put him back down.

- If you really want to spend
the day here Mr. Jolly Rogers,

please go and sit down,
if you don't mind.

[children laugh]

- I'm a big bad pirate.

- Your dad can't keep
following us around like this.

- Besides, he's
not exactly calm.

- Everyone here hates my dad.

Apart dad's a real
embarrassment.

- Don't you want to play
with me anymore, matie boy?

- No, sorry.

- Oh, my little pirate
is ashamed of me.

- No, he's not.

It's cause where we're from,
our parents don't spend their

whole time with their children.

They go to work.

- What does work mean?

- Oh, don't be worried.

- I'm sure your
dad's perfectly okay.

- Let's give it a little rub.

Look at me children.

I found me a work.

- Dad?

Look, he's working just
like all other dads.

- Hey, what are you doing?

Why are you touching my car?

- Uh, sir, that's the one
you're meant to be cleaning.

- Your dad will gradually get
the hang of it, don't worry.

- What, we don't play
swopsies with our fish.

That needs to be paid for
with real money. Now get out.

- There's bound to be a
job that's perfect for him,

don't worry.

- Where is that volume 23
of Tapestries of the World?

- Here, Mrs. Bevan, coming up.

- Confounded pirates.

- That man has got
to go, right now.

- Oh, I'll never be
a good father like the land-lubber ones.

My little pirate will
never love me again.

[phone rings]

Ah, that's me.

A job?

For me?

Coming!

Come on, Jim, you'll see your
dad again tonight at home.

- In order to lure the
thugs of the black seas

close to sharp edged rocks,

Bolby the grasshound
- [Man] Eliza

- made a pact with a ..

- [Man] Eliza

- That's my father.

Our dinner's ready.

[calling]

- Oh, got to finish building
the thermos that [mumbles]

with my father.

- Shall we go and see yours?

He's probably laying the table.

- Mm-hmm

dad?

- My little pirate, I've
left on a year-long mission.

That's what it's like
to be a lubber dad.

Sometimes we have
to work far away.

Big kisses from Mexicoraguay.

I'll see you next year.

- But mexicoraguay!

That's tons of miles away.

- Dad, don't leave.

I don't mind if you're
not a normal kind of dad.

I just want you
to stay a pirate.

- We're leaving for
Mexicoraguay right away.

- Mr. Winner, you set
the whole thing up

so that he'd leave.

Are you Mr. Jolly
Roger's employer?

I'm sure it's not
even a real mission.

- It is Matilda, look here.

It's the wanted ad.

Mexicoraguay needs
a treasure hunter.

- But how am I going
to live without you?

- The only way I can be a
good dad is to leave, son.

- At last we're
talking some sense.

Alright, off we go.

- Oh, say Jim, has your
daddykins run away.

- Hmm. No, Brent,
you musn't harm Jim.

[shrieks]

- Pirate daddykins has
decided to come back.

He feels a nudge
to take partners

in full swimming competition.

- Dad, argh,

the pirates are back in force!

Thanks, Matilda.

You've made it possible for
me to spend time with my dad.

- No slacking now.

This ain't no pleasure cruise.

- What are you ...

- When are you going
to Mexicoraguay again?

- Didn't you like veil shrimp?

- Yeah, all the land lubber
mommies make yummy cakes.

That's the kind of mommy I want.

[happy music]

[boring music]

[happy music]

- [Group] We're the
pirates next door.

- I love tea time, it's
the best moment of the day.

- That is enough of that stench.

Ever since those
pirates turned up here.

The whole town's been
reeking of rotten fish.

- That's rubbish, sardines
and garlic are delicious.

- Gross misconduct has calywags.

According to this
new regulation,

consumption of sardines
and garlic is forbidden.

- Ah, that's disgusting.

- They wanna stop pirates
on feasting on sardines.

- Don't fret, my sweet.

No one can stop us from doing
what we want in our own home.

- See, told ya, didn't I?

[whistle]

- That is forbidden.

[dog growling]

- At least inside our house,
we can do whatever we ...

[shriek]

- Forbidden,
forbidden, forbidden.

- Bevan would never dare
to venture to our tub.

- Forbidden.

[shriek]

- Not all cods gonna end
up as flocks'em by Joe.

- I'll tell you if
she comes back here.

- Thanks, Matilda.

Here, for your trouble.

- Mm.

That's so good, any left?

[panting]

- Spit those sardines
out, immediately,

and thank you so much
for the lovely trip.

I landed right on the Town hall.

So, I went straight inside and
got them to stiffen the law.

[laughs]

- Anyone caught red-handed
consuming smelly food

of any nature shall be
expelled from the city!

- Bon apetit.

[dog barking]

- Matilda, spit
that up right now.

If Mrs. Devan finds out
we've been eating sardines,

we'll be in serious trouble.

[burp]

- I can't bear it.

I need my sardines.

- Ah, sardines.

- This was all we could find.

Lobber's call it chicken?

[spits]

- I can't stand this food.

It's got no smell or flavor.

I feel like fainting.

- My sardines!

[whistling]

[sniffs]

- What've you got in your back?

- Nothing.

- Like kabab.

- Hey, stop it.

- How can we go on like this?

We're not even allowed to eat.

- Maybe we should
find a place to hide,

where no one will
be able to find us.

- I ain't budging from here.

I've got enough to eat for six
months, with my here ropes.

- Shh.

[burps]

[giggles]

- It's very spicy but ...

divine.

Everybody should taste
your garlic sardines.

Haven't seen anything.

- I'm getting a definite
fishy smell though.

I'm relying on you to
catch those bandits.

- I'll let your
parents know as well.

Our famous garlic sardines
are back in town again.

To get it the
password is [whispers]

- Mrs. Bevans [whispers]

- Please enter,
the secret sardine,

the first clandestine
club in town.

- The maggots have long
since forgotten aboard food.

- How do you eat them?

- Like this?

- Oh, quite nice.

- I can't find a book
called 'Splendors of Bingo'.

- Shelf at the far end.

- Sorry, is this what
you're looking for?

- Police, these criminals
are eating sardines,

on the hush hush.

Do your duty.

- I do really need proof,
or to catch them in the act.

[hiccup]

- Incompetent,
traitor, charlatan!

- Vandal, what do you
think I pay my taxes for?

- Beauty!

- Mr. Winner, I'm
going to need you.

You are the only uncorrupt
people in this town.

I need you to help me get
those pirates expelled.

- The pirates?

You can count on us.

[snickers]

- We need those see
in those school bags.

Do you have any
illegal items on you?

- Hey, what gives you the
right to search our things?

- You are suspected of
illicitly consuming sardines.

- If it's illegal, I wonder
how you can still buy them

down there at the docks?

[laughs]

- Oops.

- Your stock has
been confiscated,

as you've been sardinating.

- With the enemy.

- But all I'm trying to
do is sell some fish.

[laughs]

- Ah, we won't be able
to buy fish anymore.

- In that case, there's
only one thing for it.

- Ah ha, oh.

It looks like we're gonna have
to close down the restaurant.

- But it's only just opened.

I know, that's why we're going
to have one massive party

and eat up all the
sardines we've got left.

[merry music]

- 10 of hearts

fine skewers on the
lighthouse [mumbles], I say.

- [Boy] I'll take it.

- It's sardine juice sold out.

[merry music]

- Hello, anywhere there?

Yoohoo, I will find you, ugh.

[crying]

Whatever is going on
you little sweetie pie.

- Matilda gave me a password
so I could have some

with all the others,
except I can't read.

- We eat and drink
to our hearts content

to somethin monthin do
on our tent, la-la-la-la.

- [Mrs. Bevans] Open up

- Password.

- Old Bevans stinks
to high heaven.

- Go on in you.

- Bevan stinks to high heaven!

Aha!

Got you.

You and your family had
better start packing.

You are being thrown
out of this town.

[laughs]

- Let's get her.

- Stop it.

Thanks to the garlic
sardines, the Jolly Rogers

have given our appetite for
freedom and joy and courage.

So, if you get rid of them,

you're going to have
to deal with me.

[burp]

- Perfect, as long as
those disgusting pirates

leave immediately.

- Bister me timbers.

She should be thrown
to the sharks.

- Bevan must be off her rocker.

Why's she jumping like that?

- Watch out.

- Sardines do come in handy.

You can even make glue
out of them, bully for us.

[sniggers]

- Stop where you are!

It's a trap.

- Ah.

- They've made glue
out of the sardines?

- Here's what we do with
your mouth odorous brothers.

- Does he really think
this is a good time

for flipping pancakes?

No, look it's so we can unstick.

- That's it now, put
those things down.

- Hey, look, you've eaten
one of our sardines.

You are wrong.

- Uh-uh.

The law is the law.

You must leave town
along with everyone else,

or you can just give
me that piece of paper

and I will shred it.

- Ah-ha.

- I'm sure we can
do better than this.

- Garlic sardines.

Come and get my garlic sardines.

- There, that's better.

[theme music]

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