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[whimsical music]

? We're the Pirates Next Door

[birds chirping]

[mysterious music]

- Whoa, enemies in sight, fire away, guard!

- Barrowmen, storm the cabin. [gleeful squeals]

- Stinky found a sportage starboard, throw down the nets.

Hello, I said throw down the nets, fish at starboard.

- Heh, since when do you dish out orders?

- But I'm the captain.

- Nah, you're too young for that.

[gasps] - I am not too young

for that, I'm the most piratey.

- Oh yeah, and who keeps Brent out of our cabin every day?

Who is your captain?

- [Together] Jim.

- Right, in that case, it's mutiny.

I'll be the captain and everyone will obey me.

- Ah leave her, she'll get over it.

Come on, clean up this mess, what're you waiting for?

- Yeah, I'm way stronger than you, little cabin boy.

Admit that I'm the captain.

- [Jim] Hey! - [Nugget] Come on, hey!

- The captain never gives in to threats.

[paper tearing] Huh, hey, argh!

[wooden swords cracking and battle cries]

- Arg, hey, yarg. [laughs] - Hey!

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, this is war.

- Argh. [laughs] [battle cries]

- Grandpa, can you please tell me a story of bloody revenge?

Ahh! - Whoa. [groans]

[Tim laughs] [Nugget growls]

- I remember being a child. [rattling]

[cannon booms repeatedly] - I'll leave you stranded

on a desert island, gutted and quartered,

[screams of surprise] revenge, that's it!

- I'll have you walking barefoot [echoing] on sea urchins!

[Nugget laughs then gasps]

[Jim laughs]

- Stop, you can't go on taking revenge like this.

We land lubbers solve our problems

simply by saying we're sorry.

- Excuse me, was that you bombarding the street?

[crunching] [whimpering]

- Oh sorry, my foot slipped, did I hurt you sir?

- Oh, I should be saying sorry,

I was standing right in your way.

- You see that?

- That's twisted, you kicked him and he says sorry to you?

We pirates just get revenge.

- Viscous vengeance, the Captain Nugget way.

- Oh no, you ain't no captain, my poor little sardine.

You need crew members first.

- My crew members are me and I say, I'm captain.

- Now, now, now, you must hire your crew members first.

- I'm hiring you first, you'll take the first watch.

- Uh, well, I-I-I-I was just coming by to say sorry

for being in the way of your cannonball,

have a splendid day.

- [growls] Don't care, I'll find a crew, don't worry.

- Well that should keep her busy for a while.

[Jim laughs]

[bell tolling]

- So, you're not interested in finding any Aztec treasure?

- That's nice of you, but we're already Jim's crew members,

but you're very welcome to come and play with us,

just like you used to.

- No way, we're not going to give in

to this miniature sea monster.

[splat] [dog barks]

- Oh yeah, yeah, that sounds really great being a pirate.

Will we have a big long sailing boat?

Oh will, will we see dolphins?

- All right, sign right here with your blood.

[gasps]

- [laughs] Why don't you hire Bevin and her garden gnomes

while you're at it. [Nugget growls]

[suspenseful music]

- Oye, you, if you stop bombarding us for a sec,

we'll help you crush your brother.

- Hmm, [Grandpa snores]

you mean you'll be my crew members?

- [laughs] In exchange, you can teach us

your piratey things.

- Like stringing people up by their feet, for example.

- It's a deal, Grandpa, I got me a crew!

- My little prawnhead's gonna be a captain,

oh my, my, how time flies.

- Come on then, let's get you initiated, mateys.

[cries out] Hmm.

Clear the way for Captain Nugget

and her crew of ferocious octopuses.

- They're your crew members?

Couldn't you find any worse ones?

- Watch what you're saying there,

we've got weapons now. [wood cracks]

- That's great, so the war's over now

that you're captain, obviously.

- No, the war still goes on, there can only be one captain

and that is me.

[laughs] [flag ripples]

- Yarg, do you think you're scaring us?

[wooden swords clash] [nugget laughs maniacally]

We could always bury 'em up their necks in the dunes

or just sell them to cam- ugh! [Nugget laughs]

- You can't come in, this is Captain Nugget's territory.

- What, you want to try and stop us

from going to school, now?

- Cool!

- This is Ms. Green's territory, I know she'll let us in.

- Nah, we told her you're infected with Chicken Pox.

She doesn't want you lot at the school, get out of here.

- [growls] That's enough, make peace

or we'll never play together again!

[Nugget's crew laughs]

- Can we get Chicken Pox too today,

then we won't have to go to school either.

- Nah, we won't be catching Chicken Pox,

we are Chicken Pox!

[gull squawks]

Huh?

[Patch growls and barks]

[Grandpa slurps] [toy squeaks]

[Nugget gasps] - That's right,

I've captured your little tentacled, cuddly toy.

- You're not allowed to do that.

- Oh come on, Jim. [screams]

- Release my Octi. [rope creaks]

I've got a prisoner too, remember?

[Patch growls]

- And I've got a white flag, we call a truce,

and talk it over, as per the pirate code.

[Grandpa chuckles and slurps]

- Okay, I'll give you back your teddy,

if you drop the prisoner.

- No, no, not-

[laughs] [splats]

- [laughs] Very good.

- I've had enough, I'm abandoning ship.

- So am I, all this war stuff is starting to get boring.

[Nugget chuckles, then gasps]

[crew gasps]

[cannon booms, toy squeaks]

- You never should have ejected my Octi, Jim.

[growls] There is no truce.

- I've had enough too, actually.

- You're not going to abandon your captain in mid battle.

- Boo, rubbish!

- Har, har, no more ship mates, no more captain.

Pirate's honor, so I win, come on, mateys.

[crew chuckles]

- That's it, I never want to see that slippery eel again.

I'll go and live somewhere else and I'll get revenge.

- Argh, at last me grandson's becoming a lonesome renegade.

[Jim gasps] [Nugget's crew chuckles]

- [laughs] You're going to pay for my Octi.

Deliver the feather torture.

- Oye, you can stop giving us orders now, little girl.

The only reason we chose you

as captain was so we could get the cabin

and do away with Jim. [chuckles]

- [growls] Whoa, I'll get my revenge.

- Hey, you can't even lead a bunch of minnows.

It serves you right lubscowls. [laughs]

- You dirty prawnface.

- Hey, we've come to free you, but only if you make peace.

- Never, she started the whole thing.

- You're joking, I hope, he murdered my Octi.

- [Matilda] Hey. [toy squeaks]

- Ahh. [screams]

He never did get the hang of knot tying,

that clumsy sea elephant, Brent,

and he went and took our cabin.

- Don't worry, we'll get it back, vengeance. [screams]

- Can we stop thinking about revenge, just for five minutes?

[gasps] Ah, okay, I've had it with politeness,

how about we get cruel?

[adventurous music]

- Let's blast them, crew!

- Ouch, time to retreat.

- [laughs] Jules and Junior, go and get their ammunition.

[adventurous music]

[Brent chuckles]

[screams]

- You're out of crew members, Brent.

- Yeah, but I got the ammunition, you cretins. [gasps]

- [Jim] Well, that's one less barnacle

to scrape off the hull.

- [laughs] I sure have taught 'em well,

those little buccaneers.

- Yes, we won, long live Captain Nugget!

- How come she gets to be captain?

- Because I'm stronger than you are, ugly faced mooring.

[battle cries and wooden swords clash]

[whimsical music]

[whimsical music]

? We're the Pirates Next Door!

- Help, somebody, I'm drowning! [gasps]

- Ah huh, fear not. [adventurous music]

- Oh thank you, young man, thank you for saving my life.

- It's Roasting Jack, you need to thank, Ma'am. [lips smack]

[groans]

- Thank you.

- [giggles] Can I borrow your sword,

I really want to learn how to throw it like you do.

- A true pirate never lends his weapon,

for a pirate, no longer he'll be.

- It's not the sword that makes you a pirate. [gasps]

- Roasting Jack is more than a sword,

it's a family heirloom. [Patch whines]

[Patch barks]

- [clears throat] Right, shall we go play at the hut?

- Oh yeah, come on, let's go.

[groans]

Oh no!

- Is this what you're looking for? [laughs]

- Give that back or I'll skin you!

[adventurous music]

[groans]

[fish squelch]

- [Matilda] Catch a fly with honey.

- Here, catch!

[gasps]

[chuckles]

[Patch barks] [groans]

[laughs]

- Ooh, huh, wha?

- Uh, a bucket and spade, or your life.

- Hm, well, blow me down with a cod, he looks odd,

does our Jim, he looks like a squashed mackerel.

- That's not Jim, it's that weevil eye, Brent.

- Argh, that's right Jim, you show him how a Jolley-Roger

defends his pirate's honor, by jove.

- [laughs] Much easier than I thought being a pirate.

Especially with this thingy.

- I want to see it feels like, can I play with it?

- Hands off, this is not a toy. [lips smack]

[Matilda gasps] - [growls] Why that

watered little sea urchin will pay for this.

- So what now, do we attack? [Patch pants]

- [groans] Attacking someone is a serious affair.

It takes planning, you have to gauge the situation,

we can't just dive in without looking.

[glass shatters]

- We just grab a twin, then we string it up,

and trade it in for Roasting Jack.

- [laughs] I really like your pirate costume, whoa.

Alright, get ready to see what the rage

of the real pirate looks like.

- The proud pirate has no fear of lame landlubbers. [groans]

[air swishes] [gasps]

- [laughs] The only real pirate round here is Jim

and he's gonna make mincemeat out of you, right, Jim, huh?

- Proud pirate has no fear of lame landlubbers.

[laughs]

- [Little Girl] My ice cream!

- What flavor of ice cream is that?

Raw jelly fish on a stick?

- [wails] My ice cream! [ice cream splats]

- Well, do something.

- It's our traditional peace day, today.

I'm not allowed to fight.

- Since some people don't want to help,

we'll just buy you another ice cream.

- [groans] Ever since you lost your Roasting Jack,

you're just one big chicken.

- [groans] Can't we even celebrate official holidays

without getting insulted, hm?

- Look, lookie, look at this, it's disgusting.

- Bilge rat, scoundrel, you'll get a taste of my sword.

[sea gull squawks]

- [laughs] That's good ol' pirate speak, me laddy.

- Oye, only pirates are allowed in here.

[cannon booms] [Jim squeals]

- Lilly livers are only good for shark fodder,

this boy's more of a Jolley-Roger than anyone around here.

- What, I am your grandson.

- All me grandkids are true, genuine pirates.

You didn't even manage to hold

onto our Roasting Jack. [spits]

- He doesn't need a silly sword to be a pirate.

- Lilly liver. [cannon booms]

Call that a pirate,

[Brent laughs] my peg leg.

- I am Brent, the brute. [cannon booms]

[Jim gasps] [cannon ball thuds]

[Jim gasps] - Look,

I've made a replica sword for you, you'll be able to use it

to get the real Roasting Jack back.

- Won't make any difference, Grandpa was right,

without Roasting Jack,

I don't have any right to be a pirate.

- [gasps] I've had enough of all this talk

about real and false pirates, come one, you'll see.

[lawnmower rattles]

- [screams] It's the end of the world,

what'll I do without my lawn mower,

I've never missed a single lawn mowing day

since the day I was born. [chuckles]

[scissors snip] [chuckles]

- You see, one doesn't need a lawnmower to mow one's lawn.

- I've been robbed, someone's stolen my bingo tokens.

[gulps and spits]

[gasps] Really, really what are you thinking,

spitting like that? [man gasps]

Oh, this could make perfect tokens,

totally green, and recyclable.

- This is damage to private property.

Huh, what have I done with my whistle?

[gull squawks] Thank you,

I'll be needing this to perform my duties.

- Huh? [trumpet plays calvary charge]

- You see, you don't need a whistle to be a policeman

and you don't need a Roasting Jack to be a pirate.

- You're right, with or without Roasting Jack,

I have to take back what's mine.

[swords clash and laughing]

- [laughs] Less than six seconds to get me all strung up.

Far as I recall, that's a record, you're a true one.

[laughs] Not like that one yonder.

- [cries] Get your dirty paws off my craft.

- [laughs] Whoa! [laughs]

- [Matilda] Go for it, Jim!

- Argh! [swords clash]

- Brent may look like he's a pirate with Roasting Jack

and all that, but he's still a chicken.

- Yeah, don't let him hang around in our boat!

- [Grandpa] No foreigners on me vessel!

[cannon booms]

[Jim gasps]

- Dirty bilge tentacle.

- Bilge Weevil, sailor boy, weevil.

[cannon booms]

[Brent laughs]

- Fair well, ex-pirate.

- Come on, no mercy for namby-pambies.

[Brent laughs] - [Matilda] Not so fast.

[Grandpa gasps] [Nugget gasps]

[Brent laughs]

[sword clatters]

- Lost Roasting Jack, now get off me lawn,

ye fair ground pirate. [cannon booms]

- [gasps] Run, fire, I'm leaving. [gasps]

- Those dirty little pirates, littering the place up

as usual. [sword clatters]

[engine roars] - Uh, wait, wait.

- Jim, help!

- You, bilge rat, release Matilda, right this minute.

- [laughs] Oh yeah, you can't make us,

it's three against one n-

- It ain't, actually, wahoo! [cannon booms]

- Hey everyone, look what we found lying on a car roof.

- I think this is yours, Jim.

- Aha! [sword sings]

Take this, we pirates always fair in war, unlike some.

[spaghetti Western music]

[Jim laughs] [swords clatter]

- Go on, Jim, stick Roasting Jack in his gullet

[loud clunk] yarg, the dirty rook.

- Brent has Roasting Jack, Grandpa.

- Huh, whoa, go on Brent. [loud clunk]

Slay your enemy, no, go Jim,

oh forget it, may the best pirate win.

- I'm the greatest pirate of them all!

The strongest of my blood l- whoa!

[Jim laughs]

- Come on, Jim, you're the best, hooray!

[Nugget cheers]

- My favorite grandson! [Nugget cries]

- Wow, you were right, Matilda, it's not the sword

that makes the pirate, it's the pirate that makes the sword.

- That's great, Jim, but, um, I'd like to come down now.

[gasps]

- Roasting Jack, it's time for you to go

to another pirate now.

[Matilda gasps and laughs]

And you, I'm going to call you the-

I'm going to call you, Roasting Jack Jr.

No, I'm going to call you Mega Roaster, um, no.

Um no, Brent's Bit, er, Rotiserie?

[wood cracks] Potatoes? [sighs]

[whimsical music]

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