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[whimsical music]
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? We're the Pirates Next Door
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[birds chirping]
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[mysterious music]
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- Whoa, enemies in
sight, fire away, guard!
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- Barrowmen, storm the cabin.
[gleeful squeals]
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- Stinky found a sportage
starboard, throw down the nets.
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Hello, I said throw down
the nets, fish at starboard.
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- Heh, since when do
you dish out orders?
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- But I'm the captain.
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- Nah, you're too
young for that.
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[gasps]
- I am not too young
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for that, I'm the most piratey.
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- Oh yeah, and who keeps Brent
out of our cabin every day?
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Who is your captain?
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- [Together] Jim.
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- Right, in that
case, it's mutiny.
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I'll be the captain and
everyone will obey me.
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- Ah leave her,
she'll get over it.
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Come on, clean up this mess,
what're you waiting for?
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- Yeah, I'm way stronger
than you, little cabin boy.
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Admit that I'm the captain.
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- [Jim] Hey!
- [Nugget] Come on, hey!
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- The captain never
gives in to threats.
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[paper tearing]
Huh, hey, argh!
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[wooden swords cracking
and battle cries]
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- Arg, hey, yarg. [laughs]
- Hey!
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Eye for an eye, tooth
for a tooth, this is war.
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- Argh. [laughs]
[battle cries]
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- Grandpa, can you please tell
me a story of bloody revenge?
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Ahh!
- Whoa. [groans]
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[Tim laughs]
[Nugget growls]
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- I remember being a child.
[rattling]
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[cannon booms repeatedly]
- I'll leave you stranded
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on a desert island,
gutted and quartered,
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[screams of surprise]
revenge, that's it!
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- I'll have you walking barefoot
[echoing] on sea urchins!
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[Nugget laughs then gasps]
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[Jim laughs]
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- Stop, you can't go on
taking revenge like this.
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We land lubbers
solve our problems
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simply by saying we're sorry.
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- Excuse me, was that you
bombarding the street?
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[crunching]
[whimpering]
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- Oh sorry, my foot
slipped, did I hurt you sir?
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- Oh, I should be saying sorry,
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I was standing
right in your way.
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- You see that?
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- That's twisted, you kicked
him and he says sorry to you?
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We pirates just get revenge.
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- Viscous vengeance,
the Captain Nugget way.
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- Oh no, you ain't no captain,
my poor little sardine.
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You need crew members first.
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- My crew members are me
and I say, I'm captain.
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- Now, now, now, you must
hire your crew members first.
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- I'm hiring you first,
you'll take the first watch.
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- Uh, well, I-I-I-I was
just coming by to say sorry
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for being in the way
of your cannonball,
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have a splendid day.
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- [growls] Don't care, I'll
find a crew, don't worry.
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- Well that should keep
her busy for a while.
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[Jim laughs]
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[bell tolling]
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- So, you're not interested
in finding any Aztec treasure?
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- That's nice of you, but we're
already Jim's crew members,
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but you're very welcome
to come and play with us,
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just like you used to.
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- No way, we're not
going to give in
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to this miniature sea monster.
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[splat]
[dog barks]
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- Oh yeah, yeah, that sounds
really great being a pirate.
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Will we have a big
long sailing boat?
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Oh will, will we see dolphins?
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- All right, sign right
here with your blood.
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[gasps]
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- [laughs] Why don't you hire
Bevin and her garden gnomes
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while you're at it.
[Nugget growls]
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[suspenseful music]
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- Oye, you, if you stop
bombarding us for a sec,
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we'll help you
crush your brother.
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- Hmm,
[Grandpa snores]
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you mean you'll be
my crew members?
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- [laughs] In exchange,
you can teach us
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your piratey things.
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- Like stringing people up
by their feet, for example.
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- It's a deal, Grandpa,
I got me a crew!
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- My little prawnhead's
gonna be a captain,
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oh my, my, how time flies.
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- Come on then, let's get
you initiated, mateys.
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[cries out]
Hmm.
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Clear the way for Captain Nugget
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and her crew of
ferocious octopuses.
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- They're your crew members?
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Couldn't you find
any worse ones?
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- Watch what you're
saying there,
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we've got weapons now.
[wood cracks]
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- That's great, so
the war's over now
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that you're captain, obviously.
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- No, the war still goes on,
there can only be one captain
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and that is me.
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[laughs]
[flag ripples]
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- Yarg, do you think
you're scaring us?
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[wooden swords clash]
[nugget laughs maniacally]
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We could always bury 'em
up their necks in the dunes
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or just sell them to cam- ugh!
[Nugget laughs]
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- You can't come in, this is
Captain Nugget's territory.
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- What, you want
to try and stop us
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from going to school, now?
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- Cool!
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- This is Ms. Green's territory,
I know she'll let us in.
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- Nah, we told her you're
infected with Chicken Pox.
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She doesn't want you lot at
the school, get out of here.
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- [growls] That's
enough, make peace
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or we'll never play
together again!
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[Nugget's crew laughs]
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- Can we get Chicken
Pox too today,
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then we won't have to
go to school either.
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- Nah, we won't be
catching Chicken Pox,
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we are Chicken Pox!
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[gull squawks]
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Huh?
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[Patch growls and barks]
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[Grandpa slurps]
[toy squeaks]
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[Nugget gasps]
- That's right,
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I've captured your little
tentacled, cuddly toy.
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- You're not allowed to do that.
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- Oh come on, Jim. [screams]
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- Release my Octi.
[rope creaks]
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I've got a prisoner
too, remember?
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[Patch growls]
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- And I've got a white
flag, we call a truce,
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and talk it over, as
per the pirate code.
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[Grandpa chuckles and slurps]
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- Okay, I'll give
you back your teddy,
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if you drop the prisoner.
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- No, no, not-
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[laughs]
[splats]
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- [laughs] Very good.
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- I've had enough,
I'm abandoning ship.
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- So am I, all this war stuff
is starting to get boring.
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[Nugget chuckles, then gasps]
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[crew gasps]
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[cannon booms, toy squeaks]
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- You never should have
ejected my Octi, Jim.
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[growls] There is no truce.
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- I've had enough too, actually.
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- You're not going to abandon
your captain in mid battle.
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- Boo, rubbish!
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- Har, har, no more ship
mates, no more captain.
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Pirate's honor, so I
win, come on, mateys.
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[crew chuckles]
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- That's it, I never want to
see that slippery eel again.
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I'll go and live somewhere
else and I'll get revenge.
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- Argh, at last me grandson's
becoming a lonesome renegade.
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[Jim gasps]
[Nugget's crew chuckles]
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- [laughs] You're going
to pay for my Octi.
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Deliver the feather torture.
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- Oye, you can stop giving
us orders now, little girl.
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The only reason we chose you
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as captain was so we
could get the cabin
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and do away with Jim. [chuckles]
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- [growls] Whoa,
I'll get my revenge.
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- Hey, you can't even
lead a bunch of minnows.
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It serves you right
lubscowls. [laughs]
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- You dirty prawnface.
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- Hey, we've come to free you,
but only if you make peace.
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- Never, she started
the whole thing.
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- You're joking, I hope,
he murdered my Octi.
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- [Matilda] Hey.
[toy squeaks]
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- Ahh. [screams]
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He never did get the
hang of knot tying,
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that clumsy sea elephant, Brent,
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and he went and took our cabin.
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- Don't worry, we'll get it
back, vengeance. [screams]
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- Can we stop thinking about
revenge, just for five minutes?
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[gasps] Ah, okay, I've
had it with politeness,
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how about we get cruel?
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[adventurous music]
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- Let's blast them, crew!
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- Ouch, time to retreat.
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- [laughs] Jules and Junior,
go and get their ammunition.
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[adventurous music]
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[Brent chuckles]
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[screams]
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- You're out of
crew members, Brent.
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- Yeah, but I got the
ammunition, you cretins. [gasps]
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- [Jim] Well, that's
one less barnacle
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to scrape off the hull.
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- [laughs] I sure
have taught 'em well,
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those little buccaneers.
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- Yes, we won, long
live Captain Nugget!
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- How come she
gets to be captain?
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- Because I'm stronger than
you are, ugly faced mooring.
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[battle cries and
wooden swords clash]
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[whimsical music]
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[whimsical music]
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? We're the Pirates Next Door!
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- Help, somebody,
I'm drowning! [gasps]
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- Ah huh, fear not.
[adventurous music]
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- Oh thank you, young man,
thank you for saving my life.
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- It's Roasting Jack, you need
to thank, Ma'am. [lips smack]
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[groans]
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- Thank you.
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- [giggles] Can I
borrow your sword,
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I really want to learn how
to throw it like you do.
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- A true pirate never
lends his weapon,
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for a pirate, no
longer he'll be.
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- It's not the sword that
makes you a pirate. [gasps]
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- Roasting Jack is
more than a sword,
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it's a family heirloom.
[Patch whines]
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[Patch barks]
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- [clears throat] Right,
shall we go play at the hut?
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- Oh yeah, come on, let's go.
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[groans]
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Oh no!
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- Is this what you're
looking for? [laughs]
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- Give that back
or I'll skin you!
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[adventurous music]
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[groans]
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[fish squelch]
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- [Matilda] Catch
a fly with honey.
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- Here, catch!
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[gasps]
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[chuckles]
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[Patch barks]
[groans]
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[laughs]
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- Ooh, huh, wha?
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- Uh, a bucket and
spade, or your life.
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- Hm, well, blow me down
with a cod, he looks odd,
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does our Jim, he looks
like a squashed mackerel.
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- That's not Jim, it's
that weevil eye, Brent.
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- Argh, that's right Jim, you
show him how a Jolley-Roger
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defends his pirate's
honor, by jove.
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- [laughs] Much easier than
I thought being a pirate.
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Especially with this thingy.
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- I want to see it feels
like, can I play with it?
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- Hands off, this is
not a toy. [lips smack]
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[Matilda gasps]
- [growls] Why that
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watered little sea
urchin will pay for this.
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- So what now, do we attack?
[Patch pants]
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- [groans] Attacking
someone is a serious affair.
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It takes planning, you have
to gauge the situation,
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we can't just dive
in without looking.
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[glass shatters]
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- We just grab a twin,
then we string it up,
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and trade it in
for Roasting Jack.
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- [laughs] I really like
your pirate costume, whoa.
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Alright, get ready
to see what the rage
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of the real pirate looks like.
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- The proud pirate has no fear
of lame landlubbers. [groans]
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[air swishes]
[gasps]
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- [laughs] The only real
pirate round here is Jim
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and he's gonna make mincemeat
out of you, right, Jim, huh?
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- Proud pirate has no
fear of lame landlubbers.
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[laughs]
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- [Little Girl] My ice cream!
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00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:33,034
- What flavor of
ice cream is that?
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Raw jelly fish on a stick?
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- [wails] My ice cream!
[ice cream splats]
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- Well, do something.
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- It's our traditional
peace day, today.
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I'm not allowed to fight.
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- Since some people
don't want to help,
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we'll just buy you
another ice cream.
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00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:55,000
- [groans] Ever since you
lost your Roasting Jack,
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you're just one big chicken.
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- [groans] Can't we even
celebrate official holidays
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without getting insulted, hm?
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- Look, lookie, look at
this, it's disgusting.
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- Bilge rat, scoundrel, you'll
get a taste of my sword.
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[sea gull squawks]
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- [laughs] That's good ol'
pirate speak, me laddy.
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- Oye, only pirates
are allowed in here.
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[cannon booms]
[Jim squeals]
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- Lilly livers are only
good for shark fodder,
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this boy's more of
a Jolley-Roger than anyone around here.
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- What, I am your grandson.
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- All me grandkids are
true, genuine pirates.
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You didn't even manage to hold
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onto our Roasting Jack. [spits]
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- He doesn't need a silly
sword to be a pirate.
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- Lilly liver.
[cannon booms]
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Call that a pirate,
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[Brent laughs]
my peg leg.
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- I am Brent, the brute.
[cannon booms]
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[Jim gasps]
[cannon ball thuds]
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[Jim gasps]
- Look,
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I've made a replica sword for
you, you'll be able to use it
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to get the real
Roasting Jack back.
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- Won't make any difference,
Grandpa was right,
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without Roasting Jack,
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I don't have any
right to be a pirate.
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00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:28,206
- [gasps] I've had
enough of all this talk
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about real and false pirates,
come one, you'll see.
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00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:36,275
[lawnmower rattles]
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- [screams] It's the
end of the world,
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what'll I do without
my lawn mower,
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I've never missed a
single lawn mowing day
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since the day I was
born. [chuckles]
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[scissors snip]
[chuckles]
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- You see, one doesn't need a
lawnmower to mow one's lawn.
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00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:59,275
- I've been robbed, someone's
stolen my bingo tokens.
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00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:01,482
[gulps and spits]
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[gasps] Really, really
what are you thinking,
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spitting like that?
[man gasps]
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Oh, this could make
perfect tokens,
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totally green, and recyclable.
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00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:19,000
- This is damage to
private property.
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00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Huh, what have I
done with my whistle?
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00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,931
[gull squawks]
Thank you,
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00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:27,551
I'll be needing this
to perform my duties.
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00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:31,655
- Huh?
[trumpet plays calvary charge]
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- You see, you don't need
a whistle to be a policeman
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and you don't need a
Roasting Jack to be a pirate.
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- You're right, with or
without Roasting Jack,
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I have to take back what's mine.
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00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:48,241
[swords clash and laughing]
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00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:58,689
- [laughs] Less than six
seconds to get me all strung up.
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Far as I recall, that's a
record, you're a true one.
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[laughs] Not like
that one yonder.
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- [cries] Get your
dirty paws off my craft.
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- [laughs] Whoa! [laughs]
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00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:16,172
- [Matilda] Go for it, Jim!
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00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,344
- Argh!
[swords clash]
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00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:23,965
- Brent may look like he's
a pirate with Roasting Jack
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00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:26,827
and all that, but
he's still a chicken.
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00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:29,655
- Yeah, don't let him
hang around in our boat!
328
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:31,103
- [Grandpa] No
foreigners on me vessel!
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00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,689
[cannon booms]
330
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:34,827
[Jim gasps]
331
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:37,448
- Dirty bilge tentacle.
332
00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:40,827
- Bilge Weevil,
sailor boy, weevil.
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00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:43,758
[cannon booms]
334
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:46,344
[Brent laughs]
335
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,620
- Fair well, ex-pirate.
336
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:56,413
- Come on, no mercy
for namby-pambies.
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00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:59,827
[Brent laughs]
- [Matilda] Not so fast.
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00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:03,344
[Grandpa gasps]
[Nugget gasps]
339
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,931
[Brent laughs]
340
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,000
[sword clatters]
341
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,482
- Lost Roasting Jack,
now get off me lawn,
342
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:15,482
ye fair ground pirate.
[cannon booms]
343
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:20,482
- [gasps] Run, fire,
I'm leaving. [gasps]
344
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,896
- Those dirty little pirates,
littering the place up
345
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,517
as usual.
[sword clatters]
346
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,517
[engine roars]
- Uh, wait, wait.
347
00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:34,413
- Jim, help!
348
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:39,413
- You, bilge rat, release
Matilda, right this minute.
349
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,586
- [laughs] Oh yeah,
you can't make us,
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00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:45,000
it's three against one n-
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00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,965
- It ain't, actually, wahoo!
[cannon booms]
352
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:54,482
- Hey everyone, look what we
found lying on a car roof.
353
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:56,379
- I think this is yours, Jim.
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00:20:56,379 --> 00:21:01,344
- Aha!
[sword sings]
355
00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:07,206
Take this, we pirates always
fair in war, unlike some.
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00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:10,344
[spaghetti Western music]
357
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:15,344
[Jim laughs]
[swords clatter]
358
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:20,758
- Go on, Jim, stick
Roasting Jack in his gullet
359
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:22,655
[loud clunk]
yarg, the dirty rook.
360
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,793
- Brent has Roasting
Jack, Grandpa.
361
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:28,827
- Huh, whoa, go on Brent.
[loud clunk]
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00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:31,793
Slay your enemy, no, go Jim,
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00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:35,310
oh forget it, may
the best pirate win.
364
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:38,310
- I'm the greatest
pirate of them all!
365
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,965
The strongest of
my blood l- whoa!
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00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,344
[Jim laughs]
367
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,310
- Come on, Jim, you're
the best, hooray!
368
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:46,448
[Nugget cheers]
369
00:21:46,448 --> 00:21:49,310
- My favorite grandson!
[Nugget cries]
370
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:52,655
- Wow, you were right,
Matilda, it's not the sword
371
00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:55,931
that makes the pirate, it's the
pirate that makes the sword.
372
00:21:55,931 --> 00:22:00,448
- That's great, Jim, but, um,
I'd like to come down now.
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00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:02,586
[gasps]
374
00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:05,793
- Roasting Jack, it's
time for you to go
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00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:07,689
to another pirate now.
376
00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:13,551
[Matilda gasps and laughs]
377
00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:16,482
And you, I'm going
to call you the-
378
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,931
I'm going to call
you, Roasting Jack Jr.
379
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:26,000
No, I'm going to call
you Mega Roaster, um, no.
380
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,137
Um no, Brent's
Bit, er, Rotiserie?
381
00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:33,206
[wood cracks]
Potatoes? [sighs]
382
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:36,034
[whimsical music]
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00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:40,634
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