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[upbeat music]

? We're the pirates next door

- Ha ha

- Ha ha!

- Ha!

[camera shutter click]

[wood swords clacking together]

- They're playing pirates!

And on the harbor as well.

[wood swords clacking together]

Give me that you ruffian!

- Watch out!

- That little hoodlum just saved my life.

- Here, it is the latest issue.

- Here he comes!

[adventure music]

- I can carry your school bag if you like Jim.

- Coward!

- [Together] Boo!

- Go home!

- [Together] Boo, go home!

Boo, coward.

Go home.

- Jim, the local hero?

- No, I'm a buccaneer, not a hero.

- On no!

I look like a proper coward in this photo.

[sound of paper being ruffled]

Jim, we mustn't let them read it.

- [Together] Please you just need to sign.

- Me first

- An autograph?

- Can I have one too then?

- Give that back!

- Who else has seen this?

- Uh, just the whole town.

Sorry.

- The whole town!

- Bravo my lad.

In the name of all citizens it is my

duty and honor to bestow on you

Dull-on-Sea's medal of honor.

A reward that truly befits our 'ero.

- [Together] Hooray!

- Don't care.

You can keep your stupid medal.

- Such a modest young lad.

- [Together] Boo, go home!

- Coward!

- Should we go to the hop for a bit?

- I think I'd like to be alone.

- No pirate worth his name will ever

save a land lubber's life.

Every pirate knows that.

Now, just go ahead and set the record straight

and give Bevan what she deserves.

Got it?

- My sweet book friends.

- [Librarian] Closing time.

And you should know, we never lend books to cowards.

[door slams]

[whistling]

[metal squeaking]

[class breaking]

- Ugh!

- Hi there.

What are you doing?

- We're getting rid of Bevan

so that Jim isn't a hero anymore.

Ha ha ha!

- Are you off your rockers?

- That's nice of you Matilda,

but I have to get people to hate me.

- Nice you say?

You're the only one who thinks that.

- [Children] Coward!

- Yet another disgruntled newspaper reader.

I have to prove to the Dull-on Sea-ers that

I'm a good person!

- And I have to show them that

I'm just a nasty pirate.

Life was better before

- Hold on now!

I Matilda am going to save you

from this pirate Jim!

- Okay okay.

Nastier Jim.

- Come on madam!

I'm helping you across the road.

You want to cross it.

- That's it!

Stamp your feet.

- Lighten up Matlida.

There, that's great!

[cat growling]

[ice cream splatting]

[child crying]

- Jim the ruffian.

Matilda saves a cat.

Ah, it looks like it's worked!

- Oh, that kid's not a ruffian, he's a hero!

My ice cream tubs were out of date.

- Don't worry, all the other people

in town hate you.

- Hello young man.

What a great idea.

There is nothing like a good old stomp

to kill those nasty weeds.

- My photos have made such a sensation

that the whole town wants to be like Jim.

- Come and try our brand new ice cream flavor named Jim.

In honor of our hero.

- Ugh!

Have they drunk too much salt water or what.

- At least I got something out of it.

- There she is.

She brutalized me and tried to kidnap my poor kitty cat.

Hooligan!

- Thank you for bringing her home officer.

And our apologies again for all the trouble she's caused.

Oh dear.

[door closes]

- Lucky her.

She is hated by everyone in town.

[mischievous laughter]

- Oh no don't hit me!

[hand clap]

- Hey!

That's Matilda's seat.

- Matilda won't be coming today.

Your classmate has been sentenced

to several hours of community service.

[door slams]

- Hey!

Wait Matilda, let me help you!

- Dear boy, not only are you brave

you're also kind.

But Matilda must be punished.

- Ugh.

Let it go Jim.

If you help me they'll say that I'm

a coward again and that you're a hero.

[scrubbing sounds]

- Look, our hero at rest.

- I'm not a hero!

I'm a pirate!

- You should have seen those frightened

bilge rat's faces when I

Jim?

Jim!

Jim!

Jim!

- Has anyone seen our hero?

- Where is Jim?

- Has our hero disappeared?

- [Towns People] Jim!

[crying]

- Oh my poor Mrs. Bevan.

It must be so hard for you.

- Filthy lovers!

The reason Jim's scarbirds cause

he's had enough of seeing your rotten gills.

- Our hero has disappeared?

What's going on?

- The whole thing makes me want to vomit.

I'm getting out of here.

Hey!

Someone's taken the boat!

- Do you have your telescope on you Nugget?

Hm.

- Ah, no more applauding.

No more autographs.

Nights are a bit chilly, but that's

the price you pay for a bit of

peace and quiet isn't it?

- There he is.

We thought you might be getting a bit bored here.

- You should see this.

This is live Jim.

When you disappeared, they went

even more loopy than before!

- [TV]} An 18 foot statue is being made in his Honor.

Sculptors are already busy working on it.

- You have a sculpture of a pirate in the center of town?

- It wouldn't of come to this if you'd just

accepted the medal in the first place.

- Nothing to do with me.

I live here from now on.

- You'll never get to see Bevan giving

to her Jim garden gnome every morning.

- Oh I missed you so much my beloved Jimikins.

[kissing sounds]

- Ugh!

I think I'd prefer the Dull-of-Sea medal after all.

- Jim you are a hero.

- You can't fool me you know.

I know what a ruffian you are.

- Ah, thank you Mrs. Bevan.

At least you understand me.

- Jim, in the name of this town,

I bestow upon you this medal.

- Wow, gold!

Medals are really good actually.

Yeah, I'll take that.

Ah choo!

[clapping]

- [Librarian] That's disgusting.

Jim's a disgrace to our town.

- [Towns People] Boo!

- Thank you Matilda.

If only Jim could take a leaf out of your book.

- What courage!

- Did you see that?

- She is a true hero.

- [Together] Ugh!

- Oops!

[light music]

[upbeat music]

? We're the pirates next door

- Ha ha!

I found the treasure before you!

- Yeah, well I thought I'd let you win for once Matilda.

- My first very own treasure.

What could it possibly be.

Is it gold coins, or rubyies

or gold coins encrusted with rubies.

- I've got a bad feeling about this.

We've got to bury it again.

- I want to know what's inside it.

You're only saying that because I found it.

[chest creaking]

Jim stop being so silly.

Yet another treasure map.

You're a nosy pirate.

You should know that some treasures

are better off left underground.

May the curse of the poisoned

treasure be upon ye as of today.

Don't tell me you actually believe it.

- Curses really do exist.

I know know tons of them.

- Oh yeah?

Which ones?

- Well there's the curse of the Flying Dutch Man.

Then there's the curse of the bird dropping

that turns into a huge statue.

Oh, and we mustn't forget the curse of the breaded fish

that is burned on the outside,

and still frozen in the middle that

strikes the school canteen every Friday.

- Only pirates could believe such outrageous stories.

Except for the breaded fish one.

That is a real genuine curse.

[seagulls cawing]

Don't worry about him.

Two vanilla scoops and two coconut

and sardine scoops please.

- Oh sorry love.

The motors on me freezer's given up on me.

All me ice is melted.

- There it is!

The curse is already working!

Which means I don't get my ice cream either.

I'll never find another treasure with you around.

You bring nothing but bad luck!

- Stop it!

It's a coincidence.

Ahhhhhh!

[glass breaking]

- Seven years of bad luck.

Plus an eternity of jinxes.

Plus six months of chores.

How much is that all together?

- It's nothing.

I just had some bad luck, that's all.

- See that?

You even scared the ice cream lady.

Maybe grandpa knows a way to get rid of this curse.

- There is no point in even asking him.

Grandpa wouldn't even let me on the deck of his boat.

- Pirate curses can only fall upon pirates.

They don't bother with lubbers.

- Told ya.

- But if they could be cursed, how

would we get rid of it.

- You'll have to endure a few dares.

I think I have the list.

- Jim!

- Ah!

A ha!

I knew I still had it somewhere.

- What does it say?

- You must be joking.

I'd rather just keep my bad luck.

- If that's the way you feel Matilda my cherished

companion, we'll have to go our separate ways.

A whole new treasure hunt awaits me

and there is no way I'm doing it with a jinxer.

- What?

That's not fair!

[upbeat music]

- Uh!

Ouch!

- Ha!

- You followed me!

That's why I've had so much bad luck!

[digging sounds]

[crack of wood]

I can't believe this!

Matilda!

[dog panting]

[lawn mower running]

I've been contaminated by your jinx!

If you don't perform the dares on the list,

I'll never be able to find treasures again!

[man screaming]

[breaking glass]

- Oh alright.

You win.

What do I have to do to cancel the curse.

[chewing and swallowing]

[slurping]

[choking]

- Swallowing a beetle and drinking spinach juice.

Done.

Ready?

- A hahaha.

Reminds me of my youth it does.

- Look out!

[screaming]

- Hello Max.

Hello Alexia.

- What is that stench!

- Spinach juice.

It is extremely healthy.

- What dares do you have left?

- Doing a pirate dance while someone says my name.

Repeating everything like a parrot.

What?

There is no way I'm doing that!

- He he he

- Lend us a pen will ya?

Matilda.

On please Matilda.

- Oh goodness me!

What are you doing Matilda?

- Goodness me, what are you doing?

- Are you out of your mind?

- Are you out of your mind?

- [Teacher] Matilda!

- Matilda!

- Hanging someone upside down.

Check.

[bell ringing]

Be brave, you're nearly there.

- I hope so, that's the first detention

I've ever had in my whole life.

And I've sprained one of my toes as well.

Okay, what is the next dare.

- Kidnapping someone and demanding a ransom.

- Ugh.

I'm find with tying someone up, but kidnapping

someone and demanding a ransom that's horrible.

- That's what it says.

[cat screeching]

- Hm, kitty?

You've fallen down.

- [Matilda] He didn't fall, he was kidnapped.

- Ah!

Somebody help!

- Officer?

- No problem?

- Matilda's been giving that poor old lady a hard time.

- I'll give him back in exchange for whatever you like.

- Kidnapping, check!

- The random.

That was on the list too.

- Nah, I just added that one for a laugh.

- At least I know nothing can happen to me here.

[books clatter]

Sorry!

Uh!

Don't come near me, you'll get trampled under foot

or caught in a fray, or you'll get gull droppings

on your head, or you'll be given detentions

and you'll have to do silly dares.

- But you've performed nearly every dare on the list.

- Now all you have to do is give

the parchment to someone else.

- Then I'm done for.

No one will ever want the parchment.

- Don't worry, he's so lame that bad luck

won't even want to give him the time of day.

- Brent!

I am so happy to see you!

Here, I've got something for you!

- A surprise?

Ah, that is so kind!

Do you think I'm a total idiot?

It is one of your dares again.

See ya, jokers.

- We'll find a way of getting it to him, don't you worry.

[harpsichord music]

[blowing sounds]

- You can't live your whole life

shut up inside your bedroom.

- Yes I can!

It is just a question of habit that's all.

- Oh I've had enough of this curse nonsense.

Now she doesn't want to leave her house and

it's all because of me.

- Curses only ever work on us pirates,

'cause we're the only ones that believe em.

- Oh, so you're saying you just have

to not believe in it, and it will go away.

- Stop it!

There is going to be a catastrophe!

- I'm telling you, you don't have bad luck anymore.

- It's been three minutes since you left your house

and nothing bad has happened to you yet.

[sea gulls squawking]

[flute music]

- One whole day, without bad luck.

- Which means the curse is no longer

having an effect on you!

- The ice cream vans been repaired,

which proves again, that everything is back to normal!

- The treasure belongs to whoever finds it first!

- I just hope this one isn't poisoned like the last one was.

Wait a minute, I still haven't done that last dare!

- We took care of it for you.

- How's that?

- We sent the parchment to Brent by post in the end.

- Come back here you kidnapper!

- Ha ha ha!

[upbeat music]

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