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We're the pirates next door. 4 00:00:22,517 --> 00:00:25,000 [barking] 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,068 - Riding bikes is such a landlubber thing. 6 00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:31,517 - Imagine you're rowing with your feet. 7 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:34,275 [exciting music] 8 00:00:35,896 --> 00:00:37,310 - You're right! 9 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,000 It's the same! 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,724 Hoist the sail! 11 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:45,689 We're off to [yells] 12 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,241 [crash] 13 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:50,034 - That's what happens when you don't abide 14 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:51,379 by the regulations! 15 00:00:51,379 --> 00:00:53,827 - Hey, you came and stood in my way! 16 00:00:53,827 --> 00:00:55,758 - Sorry, Mrs. Bevan. 17 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:57,517 - As of now, I am forbidding you 18 00:00:57,517 --> 00:01:00,206 to do any cycling anywhere in town. 19 00:01:00,206 --> 00:01:01,206 Good day! 20 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:06,034 - Rules, rules, nothing but rules! 21 00:01:06,034 --> 00:01:07,551 That's all Bevan knows about! 22 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:11,137 [growls] 23 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,000 - Huh? 24 00:01:15,103 --> 00:01:16,862 Sh, let's follow her. 25 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:20,413 [mysterious music] 26 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,241 - Hm? 27 00:01:22,172 --> 00:01:23,000 Hm. 28 00:01:25,034 --> 00:01:26,241 - A treasure! 29 00:01:26,241 --> 00:01:28,689 She kept that one quiet, the scoundrel! 30 00:01:32,241 --> 00:01:33,068 - Hm? 31 00:01:36,586 --> 00:01:38,482 [stick breaks] 32 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:39,310 - Hm? 33 00:01:41,241 --> 00:01:44,137 [mysterious music] 34 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:51,551 - Take it away, Bones. 35 00:01:51,551 --> 00:01:54,965 I can already smell the gold and precious stones. 36 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:58,103 Chicky-boo and the Pirates? 37 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:01,000 - It's got a stamp on it. 38 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,517 Property of Town Library. 39 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:04,344 - Ah! 40 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:06,896 - Hm? 41 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,620 We have to lure her away. 42 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:13,896 We can't let her discover Bevan's secret before we do! 43 00:02:15,172 --> 00:02:17,206 [whispers] 44 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,206 [pants] 45 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:24,275 [growl] 46 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:26,620 - Give that back, right now! 47 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:30,586 - Hm, Chicky-boo. 48 00:02:30,586 --> 00:02:31,931 That's strange. 49 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:33,793 That book's not in here. 50 00:02:33,793 --> 00:02:34,620 - Hm. 51 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:38,344 - Index cards. 52 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:40,241 More index cards. 53 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:42,827 You landlubbers just love your index cards. 54 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,827 - Hm. 55 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,137 Ah, I found it! 56 00:02:47,137 --> 00:02:49,793 Chicky-boo and the Pirates! 57 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:54,172 Borrowed by Aldegond Bevan in, wow. 58 00:02:54,172 --> 00:02:56,172 She's old. 59 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:57,793 - Aldegond? 60 00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:59,862 [laughs] 61 00:03:01,275 --> 00:03:03,275 - Now I know why she doesn't want to give it back! 62 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:05,206 She'd get the fine of the century! 63 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:06,551 [barking] 64 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:07,931 - It's the librarian! 65 00:03:07,931 --> 00:03:08,724 Let's scat! 66 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,931 - Oh, the garden. 67 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:13,758 Oh! 68 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,413 [wind blows] 69 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,551 - No grilling! 70 00:03:22,551 --> 00:03:26,310 It's strictly forbidden, as per the city regulations! 71 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:29,000 - Scarper from me lawn, scallywag! 72 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:32,931 - Mrs. Bevan is right, Grandpa. 73 00:03:32,931 --> 00:03:36,206 And besides, it's not even your barbecue. 74 00:03:36,206 --> 00:03:38,551 It belongs to Jacob the Scallop, 75 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:42,655 and you never gave it back, did you? 76 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,551 - Oh, dear, dear. 77 00:03:44,551 --> 00:03:49,000 It's very bad not to give back things you've borrowed. 78 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,310 - You'd never do anything like that, 79 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:53,620 would you, Mrs. Bevan? 80 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:56,862 - You prefer reading books about Chicky-boo. 81 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,034 - What, how did you know I...? 82 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:02,000 Have a lovely time, little ones. 83 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,034 - Hey, Mrs. Bevan, you start acting all strange 84 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:07,172 when we say Chicky-boo! 85 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:08,000 [gasps] 86 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,034 - I do not! 87 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:10,758 Excuse me, I must go now. 88 00:04:13,103 --> 00:04:15,862 [exciting music] 89 00:04:18,137 --> 00:04:19,172 - Chicky-boo! 90 00:04:19,172 --> 00:04:21,344 - Chicky-boo! - Chicky-boo! 91 00:04:23,172 --> 00:04:24,241 - Chicky-boo! 92 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:27,551 [barks] 93 00:04:27,551 --> 00:04:28,379 [smack] 94 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:29,586 - Oh! 95 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:30,758 Chicken of a mess. 96 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:32,068 I'm going to report you right n... 97 00:04:32,068 --> 00:04:33,172 - Chicky-boo! 98 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,206 - Chicky- boo! 99 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,758 Chicky-boo! 100 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:39,448 Chicky-boo! 101 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:41,448 - I was joking, of course. 102 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,793 Have a lovely time, my dear. 103 00:04:45,689 --> 00:04:46,517 Ugh! 104 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:49,275 - Huh? 105 00:04:49,275 --> 00:04:51,000 Look at that! 106 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,827 Oy, you! 107 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:53,275 - Hm? 108 00:04:53,275 --> 00:04:54,517 - Why is Bevan lettin' you do whatever you want? 109 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:55,448 What'd you tell her? 110 00:04:55,448 --> 00:04:57,275 - You can't make me tell you! 111 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:00,413 OK, you win. 112 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:02,034 Here's what you have to say. 113 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:03,448 [whispers] 114 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:04,758 - Smelly catfish. 115 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:07,206 I want a huge chunk of chocolate, thank you. 116 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,965 Smelly catfish. [laughs] 117 00:05:08,965 --> 00:05:13,241 - I'll teach you to speak ill to a lady, you little rascal. 118 00:05:13,241 --> 00:05:14,172 - Ow! 119 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:15,620 But Nugget told me that... 120 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:19,206 Dirty pirates, they're going to pay for this! 121 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:22,482 [splat] 122 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:23,310 - Oh! 123 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:27,206 [crash] 124 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:28,896 - Chicky-boo! 125 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:29,724 - Ooh! 126 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:31,724 - Rawk! 127 00:05:32,586 --> 00:05:34,896 [barking] 128 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:36,689 [wooden clashing] 129 00:05:36,689 --> 00:05:39,000 - Strange, we're doing whatever we want 130 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,103 and Bevan's not saying a thing. 131 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,931 - I'll soon change that, don't you worry. 132 00:05:44,931 --> 00:05:45,758 [thud] 133 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:47,000 Three. 134 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,310 Two. 135 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:49,137 One. 136 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:52,551 That Bevan should be out screaming by now. 137 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,241 - Do you think she's gone away? 138 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:57,517 - So, she's finally realized she doesn't stand a chance 139 00:05:57,517 --> 00:05:59,689 up against real pirates! 140 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,103 The town is ours! 141 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:07,000 Ah! 142 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,206 [shouting] 143 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,862 Aw. 144 00:06:15,137 --> 00:06:16,379 This is boring! 145 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:21,344 A pirate without an opponent's just a sailor. 146 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:23,310 - We've got to get her to come back. 147 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:24,137 - Mm-hm. 148 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,862 - Mrs. Bevan! 149 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:33,000 Are you okay? 150 00:06:34,793 --> 00:06:37,206 Good-bye Dull-on-Sea. 151 00:06:37,206 --> 00:06:41,482 Since I can no longer enforce the regulations of this town, 152 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:44,620 I've decided to take my leave. 153 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,517 - That wasn't what I wanted! 154 00:06:46,517 --> 00:06:49,586 Oh, that croaky, froggy voice. 155 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:51,068 I miss her already. 156 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:54,068 - The bus that goes to the big city hasn't come by yet. 157 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:57,827 Which means that Bevan is still here in Dull-on-Sea. 158 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:06,793 Mrs. Bevan, we're sorry. 159 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,034 We don't want you to leave, actually. 160 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,827 - We should never have used your overdue Chicky-boo book 161 00:07:12,827 --> 00:07:13,655 to make you 162 00:07:13,655 --> 00:07:14,517 - Sh! 163 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,689 Someone might hear us! 164 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:20,724 My most frightful secret has been discovered. 165 00:07:20,724 --> 00:07:22,931 I have no choice but to leave. 166 00:07:22,931 --> 00:07:25,137 This is what happens when one does not abide 167 00:07:25,137 --> 00:07:27,379 by the regulations. 168 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:32,000 - We promise we'll never mention Chicky-boo to you again. 169 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,034 - Chicky-boo! 170 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:38,689 - But I'm so ashamed! 171 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:41,172 Before long, everyone will know 172 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:45,000 that I never returned my book to the library! 173 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,827 I simply cannot stay! 174 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:48,793 Leave me alone now. 175 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:54,068 - I can't be a real pirate without her! 176 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:58,034 That's what Grandpa tells me, always respect your archenemy. 177 00:07:58,034 --> 00:08:01,310 - So this little pirate does like rules, after all! 178 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,862 - We've got to destroy her library index card. 179 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:06,620 Max and Alexia, I want you to keep Bevan here 180 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,793 any way you can. 181 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:09,206 To your stations! 182 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,586 [sinister chuckle] 183 00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:16,448 [door creaking] 184 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:19,172 [exciting music] 185 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,551 - Hey Miss! 186 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:27,172 Jim's here thievin' your cards! 187 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:30,344 - Jim, give that card back, right now! 188 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,344 Whoa! 189 00:08:34,655 --> 00:08:35,482 - Got it! 190 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:37,586 [barks] 191 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:39,758 [screams] 192 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:45,620 - Throw it to me, quick! 193 00:08:53,206 --> 00:08:54,655 'Cause of that, Bevan will have to 194 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:55,965 sail away into the sunset! 195 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:01,827 - Yes, except Brent got my library card 196 00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:04,172 instead of Bevan's one. 197 00:09:04,172 --> 00:09:06,586 I threw it up on purpose, knowing that Brent would catch it. 198 00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:07,965 - Ha, ha! 199 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,931 [laughs] 200 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,000 We did it! 201 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,724 We got the... 202 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,724 I see you've been having fun without me. 203 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:15,655 - Oh! 204 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,448 - She was refusing to stay! 205 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,275 - Now we can destroy the card. 206 00:09:19,275 --> 00:09:20,965 The librarian won't ever find out 207 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,724 that you never returned Chicky-boo, 208 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:24,965 and you'll be able to carry on screaming at us, 209 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,689 just like before. 210 00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:27,965 - Huh? - Huh? 211 00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:29,206 - Brent, librarian! 212 00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:30,448 - This is the end! 213 00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:32,413 I have no choice but to confess. 214 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:35,551 I shall live in ruin and shame forever and ever. 215 00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:38,689 - Sorry, it's for your own good. 216 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,344 - Look, he's here! 217 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:42,758 Punish him! 218 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:45,689 - Jim, how do you explain this, please? 219 00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:49,965 - Mrs. Bevan? 220 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,965 - You won't get away this time, dirty pirate. 221 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,103 - I have a confession to make. 222 00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:01,620 - Uh, yes, it's true! 223 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:04,724 I love the adventures of Chicky-boo, 224 00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:06,206 so I stole the book 225 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,413 and tried to make its name disappear from the records! 226 00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:13,000 Bevan wanted to turn me in, so I kidnapped her! 227 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:13,862 Waah! 228 00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:16,379 I'm so ashamed! 229 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:20,724 [cries] 230 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:22,206 - You cannot punish a child 231 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:25,000 simply because he loves to read books. 232 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,137 That would be contrary to the rules of education. 233 00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:30,793 - If you don't want to press charges, 234 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:33,620 then I'm willing to forget about it. 235 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:36,413 - Don't think you'll get away with it next time! 236 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:40,413 - Arr, I could do with a sword fight right now! 237 00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:43,310 - Or a huge sand battle all over town! 238 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,931 - I know! 239 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:47,551 We can all bounce balls against people's houses! 240 00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:50,793 - While they're all trying to take a nap! 241 00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:52,172 - Are you out of your minds? 242 00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:54,551 Give me that ball immediately! 243 00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:55,827 Hooligans! 244 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:58,448 I won't let you get away with it! 245 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:02,241 [upbeat music] 246 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,827 [dreary music] 247 00:11:16,137 --> 00:11:18,724 [upbeat music] 248 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:34,517 ? We're the pirates next door 249 00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:37,172 [waiting music] 250 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:44,551 - They should be here by now. 251 00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:45,379 - Who should? 252 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:46,206 Who should be? 253 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,620 - Holiday makers. 254 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:50,206 Today's the first day of the holidays. 255 00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:52,793 - Bumble-on-Sea has an attraction this year. 256 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:55,586 All the sightseers are over there. 257 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:02,206 - Oh, the summer season's doomed. 258 00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:07,103 - Dull-on-Sea upstaged by Bumble-on-Sea! 259 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:09,448 In all my years working in tourism, 260 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:12,103 this completely takes the biscuit! 261 00:12:12,103 --> 00:12:14,827 It's all because of the pirates! 262 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:17,068 They're scaring off all our tourists. 263 00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:22,034 - We should just make a pirate attraction. 264 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,724 There are tons of tourists who'd give their right arm 265 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,344 to see real pirates. 266 00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:28,586 - It could be popular. 267 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:29,413 - Mm-hm. 268 00:12:29,413 --> 00:12:30,344 - What? 269 00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,586 Do you want all our tourists 270 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,344 to get robbed left, right, and center? 271 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:35,275 Pirates are professional pillagers! 272 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:37,517 - If they promise not to steal anything, 273 00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:38,517 would you agree? 274 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,068 - You can count on us! 275 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,310 Don't worry, we'll be glad to pill... 276 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:46,034 to welcome them. 277 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:49,275 - Jim, do you promise not to plunder? 278 00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:52,413 - Pirates' honor, we won't steal from anyone. 279 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:55,793 Dull-on-Sea is gonna have the best attraction in the region. 280 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,344 - Hm? 281 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,103 - I'll get the news back to as many people as possible! 282 00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,034 [sighs] 283 00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,620 - I wonder if we wouldn't be better off asking Bevan 284 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,000 if she has any ideas? 285 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,103 After all, she is an expert. 286 00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:10,000 - Uh, yeah. 287 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:13,344 I'm surprised that you'd suggest that, 288 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:15,310 but it is a good idea. 289 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:18,965 - Have you been hit on the head by a coconut? 290 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,000 - Ha, Bevan'll be in heaps of tourists, 291 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,482 then we can loot in peace. 292 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,896 - I am not going to help you ridicule this town of ours. 293 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:35,551 - Ah, you were the last one that could possibly save us. 294 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:39,000 Without you, this town is doomed. 295 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,758 - I'm going to send out balloons 296 00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:42,931 to get the word out about our pirate show! 297 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,172 - No, wait! 298 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:47,931 If I'm the only one who can save the situation, 299 00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,241 I'll see what I can do. 300 00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:55,000 [barking] 301 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,551 To start with, 302 00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:59,000 we're going to clean this wreck from top to bottom. 303 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:04,275 - Uh, that's simply not possible. 304 00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:06,000 - I'm famished, crew! 305 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,034 Were you gonna feed this old codger or what? 306 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,586 - Thanks for helping us. 307 00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,103 I'm sure you've got good ideas 308 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,413 about what type of show we should do. 309 00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:15,965 - We must have a clean ship 310 00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:19,103 if we're to have any hope of receiving tourists. 311 00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:21,586 - Over my carcass! 312 00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:25,068 If I see anyone scrubbin' this boat, 313 00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:27,206 I'll destroy the town! 314 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:28,758 Understood? 315 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:31,103 - Hey, Grandpa, do you have a spare sword by any chance? 316 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,000 - Huh? 317 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,793 I should have, yes. 318 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:36,068 I'll go take a look. 319 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,172 - Over to you, Nugget. 320 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,413 Remember, no pirate show means no tourists, 321 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,586 and no booty. 322 00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:44,655 [laughs] 323 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,137 [crash] 324 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,517 - Traitor! 325 00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:49,344 - Ha ha! 326 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:50,448 - Well! 327 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,275 Right, where were we now? 328 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:53,103 - Hm. 329 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,344 [scrubbing] 330 00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:04,206 With lavender breeze, it's bound to please. 331 00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:06,379 - Think of all the tourists we're thievin', 332 00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:08,379 and all of the loot we'll be making. 333 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:10,896 - Whoa! 334 00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:13,689 Open up, you scoundrels! 335 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,172 It stinks! 336 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:17,517 We're not be breathin' here! 337 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,517 [splat] 338 00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:24,068 [gull screech] 339 00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:26,482 - Get these filthy animals under control, 340 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,068 or I am leaving! 341 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,482 [wind blows] 342 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,310 - Ready to welcome the tourists. 343 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:45,068 - Oh, no, they won't be seeing this. 344 00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:46,551 - Hm? 345 00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:47,827 - The show will be taking place on the seafront. 346 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:49,275 - Oh! 347 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,793 - But now, at least I won't have 348 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,689 this horrible, crusty mess outside my house. 349 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:54,896 - Grr! 350 00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,413 - Right! 351 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,482 So now we should probably talk about what show we should do. 352 00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,344 What do you think about a battle? 353 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:03,758 - Oh, come on then, show me what you're capable of. 354 00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:05,724 [growls and cheers] 355 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,172 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 356 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:10,793 Just as I suspected, you know nothing about theater. 357 00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,689 Well, I'll see to that. 358 00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:14,931 - Arr! 359 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:15,758 [wood clashing] 360 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:16,689 - Stop! 361 00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,413 Don't stray from the script! 362 00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:20,241 - Yarr! - Ah, ha, harr! 363 00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:22,310 - Stop! 364 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,241 Articulate! 365 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 - Arr! 366 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,655 - Stop, it needs to be elegant! 367 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,896 Do you know about, hmm. 368 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,862 Oh, dear. 369 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,275 - We did it! 370 00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,724 The tourist coaches are coming! 371 00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,103 I just saw them from the lighthouse! 372 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,000 - Ah, we'll give them the best pirate show 373 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,137 they've ever seen in their whole lives! 374 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,379 - Come along. 375 00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:49,620 The time has come to display your talents. 376 00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:54,758 - Or, rather, the time has come to plunder 'em! 377 00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,413 [car engine] 378 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,758 - Come on out! 379 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,586 Come closer and see for yourselves! 380 00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:05,517 You'll hear them better! 381 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:09,793 - Come and see the terrifying pirates of Dull-on-Sea! 382 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:10,620 [screams] 383 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,448 - Oh, no! 384 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,689 Pirates on the horizon! 385 00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:16,000 [yelling drowns out Tilda] 386 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:16,827 - Party! 387 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:19,896 - What are they doing? 388 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,551 That wasn't in the script. 389 00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,724 [screams] 390 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:32,068 - Stop improvising! 391 00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,344 That's not in the script! 392 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,931 They're all starting to leave! 393 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,068 [screams] 394 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:44,172 [crashing boxes] 395 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,724 - It's all your fault! 396 00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:50,172 You should have let us do it on the boat, 397 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,275 that's what tourists want to see! 398 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:54,724 - You just don't get it, do you? 399 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,931 Pirates are incorrigible! 400 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:59,241 It would have been just the same on the boat. 401 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,448 - Let us give it a try, at least. 402 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,931 - She's right, we were stupid. 403 00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:14,103 - That's for sure. 404 00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:16,827 We couldn't even pillage one single tourist. 405 00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:19,379 - First, we've got to get rid of these feather dusters. 406 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:20,620 They're ridiculous. 407 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,655 - Oh! 408 00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:22,586 - Down with ye! 409 00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:25,241 I'll have no lubbers on my tub! 410 00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,000 - Well, I'm sorry madam. 411 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Of course it's my fault that you're such terrible actors. 412 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,068 - Maybe the time has come to let old Grandpa out. 413 00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:36,241 - Mm-hm. 414 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,379 - Oh! 415 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:38,896 Anybody in there? 416 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:39,827 What's happening? 417 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,034 Why have all the coaches left? 418 00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:43,310 - Oh, it's nothing. 419 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:46,206 It's just that we're not quite up to scratch yet. 420 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,034 But it won't be long before... 421 00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:49,620 - Oh! 422 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,448 Help me! 423 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:54,620 - Traitors! 424 00:18:56,413 --> 00:19:00,379 How dare you douse my ship with putrid cleaning fluid? 425 00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:04,586 - It was just to attract a few tourists, and, uh. 426 00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:06,758 - The devil with tourism! 427 00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,137 Here's me terms! 428 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:12,620 I want a huge tuna in five minutes, 429 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,793 or I toss me prisoner overboard 430 00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,896 and blast everything in sight with me cannons! 431 00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:19,827 Arr, har, har, har! - Right! 432 00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,034 We're on it! 433 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:21,896 - Help! 434 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:22,758 Help me! 435 00:19:22,758 --> 00:19:23,931 Help me. 436 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:25,793 The show is over. 437 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:29,172 - Grandpa's going to spoil everything for us. 438 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,793 - No, he won't! 439 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,724 He's going to attract the tourists! 440 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:34,793 - Oh? 441 00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:35,862 Huh. 442 00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:39,172 [dramatic music] 443 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:43,517 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, let the show begin! 444 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,379 - Eh, heh heh, har! 445 00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,827 [cannon fires] 446 00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:51,137 - Wake up, Bob, this isn't what you think! 447 00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,310 [clashes] 448 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:55,551 Ha ha! 449 00:19:55,551 --> 00:19:58,206 [cannon firing] 450 00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:05,413 [coach stopping] 451 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:10,206 - Well done, Jim, it's working! 452 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:11,655 The tourists are coming! 453 00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:14,000 - Glory party! - Glory party! 454 00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:18,689 - Traitor! 455 00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:21,620 [appreciative laughter] 456 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,344 [dramatic music] 457 00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,620 [applause] 458 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:38,137 - Oh [laughs] isn't that sweet? 459 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,551 You were just tryin' to thieve the tourists 460 00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:42,586 like good little pirates. 461 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:47,241 - You were lying to me from the word go. 462 00:20:47,241 --> 00:20:51,827 You had no intention of putting on a show at all! 463 00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:54,310 In that case, I'm gonna have some fun too! 464 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,931 - My treasure! 465 00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:57,724 - Oh! 466 00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:00,689 - My prisoner! 467 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:02,586 Traitor! 468 00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:05,000 [epic music] 469 00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:10,034 - Here we are, ladies and gentlemen! 470 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,275 [applause] 471 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,689 - Whoa! 472 00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:26,206 Ha ha ha! 473 00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:28,827 - They're talking about you in the news! 474 00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:30,689 - [Announcer] The Pirate Show is on its way 475 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,758 to becoming the hottest attraction of the whole summer. 476 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:35,517 - You traitor! 477 00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:37,931 You gave all our booty back to the tourists, 478 00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:41,000 and you went and stole our prisoner! 479 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,413 - That's not true. 480 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:46,034 I pillaged them just like you did, pirates. 481 00:21:46,034 --> 00:21:48,827 - Ye've hardly any lubber blood left in ye, ha ha! 482 00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:50,068 - Perfect! 483 00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:51,689 That means you'll be with us tomorrow! 484 00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:55,931 We've got two months to plunder 'em all dry! 485 00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:58,724 - Ah ha, ha ha ha harr! 486 00:21:58,724 --> 00:21:59,931 Time to dig in! 487 00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:02,793 Yah, ha ha ha ha! 488 00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:05,896 - Bleah! 489 00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,448 [upbeat music] 490 00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:13,048 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31862

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