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[cheerful music]

? We're the pirates next door

[child laughter]

[scream]

- Oh please don't kill me!

- Three vanilla ice creams lady,

if you value your life.

[upbeat music]

[gasps and laughter]

- Three chocolate ice creams, right now!

- Only if you're polite and can pay me.

- Pillaging's definitely not for land lovers.

- Wait till you see what we are good at.

[evil laughter]

- I'll blow you to bits!

[screams]

[intense music]

- Ah!

- It's probably a letter from

the great brotherhood of pirates.

A doesn't like that.

- Urgent notification from your coastal brothers.

Yee have neglected to pay your booty duties

for the past 8 years.

- Stick a bun in it.

- Please rectify this situation

by carrying out a pillage in accordance with pirate law.

Spoils such as gold or precious or useful things

or food items must be deposited at the dockside

before nightfall tonight.

Failing, which you no longer will be pirates.

[evil laugh]

- Stop giving my grandpa a hard time.

- That won't be funny if you had to stop being a pirate.

[evil laugh]

- Is that right, grandpa?

Can they stop us from being pirates?

- It's pirate law, sonny.

No escaping it.

- You'd better tell your parents.

- Not possible, they're out and about

fishing winkles till tomorrow.

- The booty collection ships, yonder.

They spied us out.

I have no choice, I must pillage this town

for the sake of the jolly rogers.

- Get back to your hammocks.

- Don't worry grandpa, I'll take care of the pillage.

You coming, Matilda?

- I love playing pillaging,

but actually stealing for real.

- Not stealing, pillaging! Totally different.

- Oh alright

But just a piddly little pillage then, ok?

- Keep an eye on those sailors

make sure they follow pirate rules.

[dog panting]

- Three strawberry! On the double!

[gasps]

- Argh!

- Pillage approved, Pillage approved

- Huh?

Excuse me, you kids are cheating!

[intense music]

- Oh dear, she's really angry with us.

- Yeah, that's the whole point.

- Excuse me officer, these pirates

have been stealing ice creams.

- They ran off without paying!

What's suddenly got into you?

- It's just that we have to do a little pillage

so that we can still call ourselves pirates, that's all.

- Well if it's just so you can remain pirates

I'll drop it this time.

[groans]

- This is how we land lubbers pillage

- You can keep em', they've already been scooped anyway.

[evil laugh]

- How dare they plunder someone else's plundering!

- Well ice cream does melt after all

which isn't brilliant for booty.

[school bell rings]

- There's school!

[laughter]

[sniffling]

- What's the matter my little sweetie pie?

[crying]

- I've lost octi,

my cuddly toy.

[playful music]

[gasps]

- It was Jim and Matilda

they took all the stuff except ours

because we didn't let them.

- Alright, we're not going to be able to have any lessons

so you might as well go home, children.

[happy cheers]

- Brent, Jules and Julia

you get to stay since you were brave enough

to hold onto your things.

[happy cheering]

[loud crash]

- There's no school. Thank you for letting us bunk off.

- Pirate law, pillage null and void

if one is sunk for it.

- Oh no!

- It's okay, let's go down to the docks.

We can rob the shop, easy peasy.

- That wouldn't be very nice though.

It is Max's dads shop after all.

- The word nice isn't in the pirates dictionary.

[intense music]

[yells]

- Just come to do a piddly little plunder

it's something pirates have to do.

- Oh well, if you have to do it then.

[hectic music]

- These deck hands will make good buccaneers.

Blow me down with a stingray.

I be spotted a foe.

Up and at em'!

[seagull squawks]

[laughter]

- Oy Max, did you really call those friends,

they've just looted your dads shop.

- Yeah I know, that's cause they're pirates.

Besides, why aren't you in school?

- I just told them I had a headache, ow!

Ouch!

[pecking noises]

- Brent, that surfboard does not belong to you.

Take this as well.

- Is the victim actually helping the pillager?

Sacrilegious! Pillage not approved.

[groans]

- We've got no loot and the coastal brothers

are almost here. - But what does it matter?

Why does that change what you are?

- If we can't be pirates, then we're nothing.

[sad sighs]

- Hey pillaging Bevan is almost a good deed, isn't it?

- Aw those small fry don't know how to pillage

well of all the rocks of cape horn.

I knew it! [laughs]

- And number 63

[door bursting open]

[screaming and yelling]

- Pillage approved!

No mercy!

- Come back, that's my dream toaster!

- Jim! We're stealing things from innocent people!

- Well that's what pillaging is.

- A pack of dangerous criminals

have just plundered the hall.

[blinds slam shut]

- Can I play too, please?

Jim!

- It's just a piddly little plunder.

[bike bell rings]

- We pirates never say sorry, we steal!

[evil laugh]

- That's enough, Jim.

- Robbers, robbers, robbers!

- All your belongings are here, take them back!

[Screams]

[evil laugh]

[seagull squawk]

- You'll never be a real pirate!

- And because of you, we're going to get depiratized.

- Very nice, Matilda.

At least you're a good honest little girl,

as everyone should be.

- She's really put us pirates to shame.

- There's no plundering anyone anymore.

[panting]

- Unless there may be someone who

hasn't thought to close their shutters.

[somber music]

- [gasp] What are you doing?

You, stealing from me?!

- You do understand right?

- I used to trust you, Jim.

Now that's over.

[heavy breathing]

- Pillage approved!

- Pretty loot my little villains.

- She looks pretty upset.

Is she taking it badly?

- What? You just pillaged your best friend.

Shame on ya, we filibusters don't plunder our matey's.

That's the code, it's a question of honor.

- Hurry up, the tides almost here!

- Hey, isn't Jim coming?

- He doesn't feel very well.

He's such a sissy.

- So you're saying I lost all my belongings

and my best friend for nothing?

[laughter]

- Nobody needs special permission to be a pirate.

I never want to betray a friend like you Mat.

You're a pirate just like us.

A little different, but a pirate all the same.

So, go ahead.

- Fire! Who cares if we're compliant or not.

- [Matilda] I totally agree.

[canon explosion]

- Long live free pirate!

- The sissy's are retreating,

and they call themselves pirates!

[cheering]

- You're not allowed to be pirates anymore.

You're nothing now, good for nothings.

- We're whatever we want,

you however are a stinky love worm, whoo!

[explosions]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

? We're the pirates next door

- 6 times 6 is 36

- The treasure is right here!

Uh, Matilda?

- 7 times 8 is 56, [gasp]

- You can revise later, we've got a treasure over there!

- Not possible.

I've still got to revise all my math lessons

by tomorrow morning.

We're going to be tested, remember.

[sighs]

[church bells]

Oh no, I'm five minutes behind schedule already, See you!

- These lubbers can be so strange.

- Ah [gasps]

B+, aw no.

[laughter]

If this continues, I'm going to be the last in the class.

- Cool, that's one more C for my collection.

Shall we finish up that treasure hunt we started?

- Oh yeah!

- Not me, I'll be revising.

[acoustic music]

[pole clanging]

Excuse me sir.

- I hate school marks, they're stupid.

- Hey!

- Ha! This room is my territory

and you're my prisoner! You must obey me

and I'm ordering you to come with me, argh!

- That's very sweet of you,

but I really have to improve my mark.

[screams]

Stop it! I've got to revise.

- Oh knock it off. There's more to life than silly marks.

- Jim is right Matilda,

it's not good to be sat at your desk all day.

- I just want to revise!

- Ah ha! Alright, you can go now.

- Could you maybe put me down now?

- Only when you stop worrying about your marks.

[sighs]

- I've marked everybody's test papers,

Jim would you mind passing them out for me please.

- Oh here it comes, I didn't get a chance to revise

and it was really tough.

[suspenseful music]

A+, really?

- It's because you took some time out to relax,

you went to corsair college.

- Yeah you must be right.

- How did you do that?

- Yeah we want to know.

- Then come for a lesson in piracy after school tonight

and you'll get good marks too.

- Right, open your geography textbooks

at page 29, please children.

Now pay attention, I will be testing you

on this material very soon.

[splashing]

- See that?

[playful music]

[loud smack]

[groan]

[clanking of tin]

[clapping and dog barking]

[licking]

[shushing]

- Oh!

- Alexia!

[screaming]

- Is this what you call revise, children?

- Yes, miss! - Yes, miss!

- What are you doing exactly?

[large thud]

- We're in corsair college, miss!

- We're learning tons of really fun stuff.

- And we're getting some fresh air

to help us get better marks.

[scoffs]

- So what mark would you give us?

- We pirates don't do marking.

- Well I think I got an A plus.

- So do I. - So do I.

- Yeah!

[giggling]

- Well done on your mark, Matilda.

How did you do it?

- I just worked hard for it, that's all.

- What she means is

she went to corsair college. [laughs]

- Oh yeah, what's that?

- Nothing, really.

- What you mean nothing? Come on, spit it out.

- Alright, come to the fights tomorrow morning

- We've got lessons tomorrow morning.

- Yeah that's right, corsair college!

- Yeah!

[whistling]

- Matilda! Aww.

[moaning]

- 99 degree's! No school for you today.

[door slams shut]

[upbeat music]

- I'm going to the doctors' with him, miss. [laughing]

[whimpering]

[canon explosion]

[whistling]

[gasps]

[sizzling]

- Matilda!

Shhh.

[door slams]

- Now this is all good fun and everything

but who's at the top of the class?

- Must be me, right?

- What? You didn't even hit a fly with your canon balls.

[laughter]

- You can laugh,

You didn't even manage to stay on your feet.

[laughter]

- You think that's funny? What about a duel then?

- That won't judge a thing!

[indistinct arguing]

- It's up to Jim to assess us.

He is the teacher.

- Yes Jim, give us all marks please.

- You're such a bunch of dummies.

We pirates don't give out marks.

- Why you're the stupidest teacher ever then.

- Yeah! We want our marks!

- [All] We want our marks! We want our marks!

- Jim where are you going?

- You don't get what corsair college is about,

you'll have to sort out your

land lubber marks rubbish by yourself.

- If that's the way it is, we'll just do a practical.

[cheers]

[upbeat music]

- Yes!

[screams]

[laughing]

[clock ticking]

- Well since everyone's off sick

we might as well get started

[explosion]

- Yeah! I've got the best marks, you didn't.

- Yeah you wish.

- What's going on here?

Matilda, aren't you supposed to be at home ill in bed?

- Miss Green, of course,

you are the only one that can settle this for us.

Assess us.

- [Girls] Which one of us is the best?!

- Oh!

- It's those marks, it's making them ill.

- Pretend ill actually.

- Argh!

- Whoever destroys the ice cream van

will get the best mark!

[wood rattling]

- [All] We want marks, we want marks, teacher.

- Stop!

Jim was right. Who cares about marks?

[explosion]

[horrified gasps]

- So it's marks you want?

Right, we'll have a big test then tomorrow.

And you'd better revise for this one.

[gong banging]

- It helps me to concentrate.

- You going to revise your geometry with me?

[seagulls squawking]

- Ignoramus!

- Ignoramus, that's strange.

It's not in here.

I'll search for it when I get home.

[Drum roll]

- There is no need, strike!

- 6 times 6.

72?

[pumpkin splats]

- It's 36 you scotling limpit.

- How's revising going?

- Okay?

[bird squawks]

- You can't fool me, now get to it.

[canon explosion]

[dark barking]

- I'm allowed to go to corsair college too, aren't I?

[upbeat music]

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