Original subtitles

[whimsical music]

[peppy music]

? We're the pirates next door.

[snoring]

- Come up!

Grandpa's taking a nap.

We're gonna fire the cannon!

[barking]

- I'm gonna get there first!

- Ah, no you stay down there.

Someone needs to keep an eye on grandpa.

[angry grunting]

- There's no way he's going to wake up

but at least we won't have Nugget under our feet.

[grumbling]

[fizzling]

[canon booms]

- This gadget really helps you aim!

- Hey!

I'm tired of being look out!

- Nugget!

I have a really important mission for you, sis.

- A mission?

- And bring us some lard and jelly tippers

on toast, will you?

This firing's tiring!

- I'm not your slave you know!

I'm Nuggeteen the Terror Queen!

[laughing]

- Aw, she's so sweet!

- Aww.

- I'll show them how sweet I am!

- Go easy, you're using a bit too much powder.

[sneezes]

[canon booms]

[glass breaking]

- Petekins, no!

Not my Petekins!

Murderer!

- Oh, help!

If she goes and tells my parents,

I'll be on washing up duty for the next ten years.

- Let's not make a mountain out of a mole hill!

It was only a teeny cannonball.

- That teeny cannonball you're referring to

has disfigured my poor little Petekins.

[swipe]

- We've actually brought you a little present

to say we're sorry.

This fantastic pendulum, carved out of precious plastic.

- What- uh, what uh- what- oh.

Oh.

- Jim's broken Mrs. Bevan.

- She's not broken, she's just hypnotized.

Now we can make her do whatever we want.

- Oh, I love it!

Forget everything that's happened.

Nothing just happened,

and none of anything can be blamed

on Matilda or the pirates.

Actually, pirates are good looking, strong, intelligent,

marvelous, gorgeous--

- Yeah, let's not overdo it, shall we?

- Mommy?

Why did they want to play pirates with me?

I don't understand.

It makes me sad.

- He's broken her.

Honestly has!

- A pirate!

Oh, I love pirates.

Well, that's all very well

but I must go and soak my salted cod.

- [David] Well, that worked a treat.

Hah, now that our friend Bevan loves pirates,

she'll never give us a hard time again.

- [Mrs. Beven] How dare you sell me over salted cod,

you cuttle.

One more rotten trick from you

and I'll sling it all back

in the water, you foghorn!

[laughing]

- [Woman] There's a fire!

- ? They say in this, because the ocean blue, ?

? A bloodthirsty cat and a-

- Jim hasn't just broken Mrs. Bevan,

he's made her completely loopy!

[smack]

- You little spies!

Stuck on a needle and pips!

From beyond wooly swubs,

I am Bevan, the terrible head banded pirate!

[laughing maniacally]

- Why is this dainty damsel so afraid of rain?

[splash]

We ain't made of sugar, eh matey?

[laughs]

- Ms. Queen hasn't done anything to you.

- Are you trying to give me lessons in piracy,

you little cabin flea?

- No, but you could certainly do

with some lessons in manners.

- Yes, do calm down.

You're scaring the neighbors.

- Nobody gives orders to Bevan the Terrible!

- She's attacking!

All men to the back hall, now!

[glass shattering]

- There's not enough room

for two pirate crews in this town!

[whirring]

- Get out, you scoundrels!

[canon booms]

- Here's some ammunition.

- Whoa!

This is not a good time Nugget,

leave it to the grown ups!

[angry grumbling]

[canon booming]

[thud]

[motor whirring]

- Get out of there fast!

It's dangerous!

- I'm going to go warn her,

come with me Max!

[thuds]

[tires screeching]

[screaming]

[feet thudding]

- Thank goodness Bevan doesn't

have any real pirate artillery.

[boom]

- Uh oh, she does have the artillery!

[thuds]

Max?

[maniacal laughter]

- Nugget?

What are you doing?

- She's chosen to be on a real pirate crew!

[Nugget laughs]

- Grandpa, we're under attack!

- What's going on?

Oh!

- We're going to steal the ship from these moldy sponges.

- Attack!

- Load up the canons!

[cannon booms]

- Nice one, Bevan the terrible!

[thud]

[plunger whirring]

[dramatic music]

[object whistling]

[glass breaking]

[seagull caw]

[plopping]

[crying]

- Away with you, you toothless old pompous!

- Is this how you treat guests around here?

[laughing]

[bomb fizzling]

[explosion]

[squealing]

- Oh, you sour siren!

You'll be shark feet before ye know it!

- [Parrot] Look out!

Behind you!

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughs]

[thud]

- The Black Hole is ours!

Huzzah!

[laughing]

- I think I actually preferred the old Mrs. Beven

to this one.

- We pirates have a way of bringing people

to their senses.

A nice icey cold bath!

[dog panting]

[dramatic music]

[ball whizzes]

[barking]

- Oh, it's time for his sardine liver sandwich.

[door slams]

- Hm.

[suspenseful music]

[splat]

- Ew.

- Pardon!

Party!

[squeaking gears]

- I've got your back, captain!

- Out of time.

[boom]

- Did you really think it was going

to be that easy?

[barrels thudding]

[laughs]

[banging]

[children panting]

[suspenseful music]

- Hm.

[glass breaking]

- What if we were to show Bevan

a few of her favorite things?

Maybe it could jog her memory.

[laughs]

Tonight's the night for the bingo contest of a life time!

The grand prize is not one or even two,

but a whole collection of hand painted egg cups!

Showing birthday confused--

- Heheh haha!

- Just feast your eyes on this marvelous cross stitch

painting and this delightful and very tasteful pink tea set!

[canon creaking]

[thuds]

[glass breaking]

[screaming]

- Here, down the hatch with your lard

and cod liver oil juice!

- Oh, we might as well just move in here

and live with Petekins and all the rest

of the garden gnomes.

- Hm.

[lumbering music]

- The ship for the gnomes!

[laughing]

- You cannot be serious.

[cannon clanking]

[boom]

[gnomes breaking]

- Hm.

[Beven laughing]

Ooh.

[cries of pain]

[scraping]

[whistles]

- Uh oh, look out!

I really hope I don't drop him!

He'd probably smash into a thousand pieces.

Oh!

[laughing]

[gnome whirring]

- Oh!

Haha!

[Nugget grumbles angrily]

Oh, Petekins, what are you doing up here on this boat?

You don't want to get sea sick now.

- But we took it over!

This is our territory.

You are Bevan the Terrible!

- Me?

A pirate?

Don't say such stupid things,

or I shall have to wash your mouth out with soap.

Give me that at once.

This is not a children's toy you know.

These children today with all of their video games

and so on and so forth.

[Bevan mubling]

- Are you alright down there?

- No land lubbers on me boat!

[boom]

- He could at least say thank you.

- This is how we say thank you in pirate parlee missy.

[laughing]

[delicate music playing]

- Great, it's time for my washing up duty.

- Do you want me to make your parents forget all about it?

[laughing]

- What about me?

Don't I get to have ice cream?

- Of course you do, you behaved like a real pirate today

and I'm proud of you.

Two scoops for Nuggeteen the Terror Queen, haha!

[screaming]

[cheerful music]

[Whirring]

[Cheerful music]

[Cheerful music]

? We're the pirates next door.

[gentle acoustic music]

[clacking]

[screaming]

- Everything okay, little Matilda?

- All the books on pirates have disappeared!

We're all going to die!

[clicking]

Maybe someone's doing research on piracy,

and it's going to take them years to finish!

[alert noise]

- They've even disappeared from the file!

[sighing]

[dog sniffing]

[suspenseful music]

Have you found anything?

- A criminal is at large.

That girl's right to lead an investigation.

- We must find the culprit quickly.

- Surely you're not going to sit

around crying over some silly nonsense about pirates.

[snickering]

- So what?

Only cretins are interested in pirates,

always as far as I'm concerned.

- We'll find the books, don't worry,

and the culprit as well.

[dog barking]

[ratcheting]

[gasp]

- Huh?

Uh...

Hm.

- Oh!

[seagulls cawing in distance]

- So what's this then if it isn't a pirate?

- That's a maths exercise to help calculate

the number of cannon balls the pirate will need

if he fires 17 balls a minute.

- That's enough.

Get her into the barrel.

- Who taught you all to read?

And who read you your very first pirate stories?

[sighs]

- She's right you know, there's no way

she could be the book thief.

- I'm sorry.

- I remember when mommy gave me that book

about the flying dutchman.

If only we knew who took the books.

- Hey Matilda, do you want to do a treasure hunt?

I'll let you win.

- If you want piratey stories,

you can watch the Lords of the Sea on television.

- Do you want to watch it at my house?

- Yeah!

- Hah, what kind of a clue is that?

- Jim, you're a pirate.

You must have books about pirates.

- We have books about navigation

but we get the stories by word of mouth.

[dog barks]

Hmm...

[suspenseful music]

- Why would Bevan steal a bunch of pirate books?

- Who hates pirates more than anybody?

- You're right.

Let's find a way to get that old shrew to spill the beans.

[suspenseful music]

[door opening]

[ratcheting]

[ceramic breaking]

[thuds]

- You hooligans!

Put my Petekins down immediately!

- No!

Not until you give us back all the pirate books

you nicked from the library!

- A pirate book thief you say?

Oh if I knew such a genius, I'd put a medal on his chest.

- Perfect!

In that case...

- Please!

Not my Petekins.

Take Sophie instead.

- Jim, I don't think she's the culprit.

[whimpering]

[clock chimes]

- Six o'clock!

Because of you, I'm going to miss the beginning

of Lords of the Sea.

I have to say it at least once in order

to send a protest letter to the channel

that brought us such drivel.

- Noooooo!!!!!!

[television static]

[screaming]

- The pirate series has disappeared!

- We were sitting there watching it-

- Then suddenly it just vanished!

- What's to become of us?

- Someone here is bent on getting rid of all piratey things!

- All this fuss for some books and a tv series?

- So then, I lept on that confounded sperm whale's back!

[laughs]

I'll be jiggered though.

If he didn't haul me about for three whole days and nights.

- That's the solution.

- Scoundrel!

So you're the tyke who be stealing me treasure.

What I told him- I'm gonna stuff ya,

then I'm gonna--

[whiffs]

Is that land lubber I'm smellin'?

[gasps]

- [Parrot] Oh look!

Oh look!

[screech]

Little worm's spying on us too!

- It's Matilda!

She just wants to write our pirate memories.

- We don't care!

Let's just gut the intruder.

- Hold your hooks hardy.

I always knew our family would be famous.

Keep going why don't ya!

[laughs]

- So then, nugget bites off her legs

with her very first baby tooth.

So I says to him, y-

[crash]

you may be from the royal navy but-

- So you're TV's on the blink too, huh?

- Then Flint comes along,

so I get him to swallow a whole shark!

[laughing]

- Oh I'll never be able to do it.

- [Dad] So that old tub of iron

was already heading back off to sea?

Well our boat here had it's own trail.

[slurping]

- Ahh!

[burps]

- It's compelling.

I'm glad I had that spell on the bow now.

- Then we made a nice rope ladder using 85 cabin boys

[laughs]

and they drink grog at ate in the morn.

[barking]

[dad laughs]

- Well, you can be sure that rascal Flint

started acting a bit less precious!

[laughs]

[slurping]

[Celtic music]

- Look at me everybody.

I'm a pirate too!

[cannon explosion]

[thud]

- [Grandad] Any rogue that touches my boat

will be skewered!

[bystanders clapping]

- Oh, we're never gonna find those books

and without telly, we'll have the grown ups

under our feet non-stop.

[laughing in distance]

[sneaky music]

[laughter]

- Huh! The Legend of Gray Beard?

- It's only a joke book.

- I thought you said that pirate stories were only

for lesser beings.

- I'm never gonna tell ya where I found it.

[growling]

- Smelly pirate.

- Oh, forget it.

It's another false lead,

like Ms. Green and Mrs. Bevan.

It's okay Brent, you can leave.

[shuffling]

- Have you gone loopy?

He was going to own up!

- Yes, well I-

That little girl should come and see a doctor.

- If we let him get away, he's more likely to lead us

to the stolen books.

[sneaky music]

- Hm...

- Everybody down to the port.

There's going to be some pirate action!

- [Woman] Oh!

[seagulls cawing in distance]

- Ready to toss all that pirate rubbish

into the sea?

- Eh...

- Be strong now, son.

[thud]

- Hm, going for a little boat trip are we?

- Yes, we're going to take lots of medicines

to children in need.

Yes, yes, I said.

- What's this then?

A vaccine for scurvy?

- Oh, very well I admit it.

I'm the one who got rid of that stupid pirate series

with this signal scrambler.

My sailing club's emptied out completely

since pirates have been living here.

- Fancy do you that?

- Hey, why don't you join the crew

and come and lend a hand!

[motor whirring]

instead of just standing there gawking!

[panting]

- You'll have to deal with me first!

[thudding feet]

Oomph!

- [Father] Bye bye, snails!

- Come back you dirty buggers!

- What's the plan?

- We should follow Flint's method.

Come on!

Climb on!

[suspenseful music]

- Whoa!

- Two steps to port.

Three steps to star port.

[groaning]

- You come one step farther

and you can say good bye to your books.

Listen-

[creaking]

If you sign up for my sailing classes,

I'll help you to become real sailors

instead of a bunch of lugs!

- Never!

- Aw, cheap rubbish!

[metal clanging]

- Huh!

- Oh!

[beeping]

- So then we all jumped on board

with our own sea urchin.

Next thing you know,

she's as flat as they had of it!

- But that's nothing compared

to the human ladder we made afterwards.

In all pirate history,

never has a crew been as courageous as we were.

- Popcorn!

Anchovies in lard sauce.

- Pirates are much better in real life.

- They're good in books as well.

- [Grandpa] Scoundrel!

So, you're the tyke who be stealin' me treasure.

- Stupid pirates.

I'll get my revenge!

- What, with another ludicrous plan?

[clattering bins]

- Can't we have a bit of peace and quiet?

[upbeat music]

[whirring]

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