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We're the pirates next door 4 00:00:22,206 --> 00:00:23,206 - Ah, right. 5 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,103 There'll be no school this afternoon. 6 00:00:26,103 --> 00:00:28,344 [cheering] 7 00:00:28,344 --> 00:00:31,275 You're going to be doing work experience instead! 8 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:32,931 - Owh. 9 00:00:32,931 --> 00:00:35,068 It's cruel to raise our hopes 10 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,896 and then dash them against the box. 11 00:00:36,896 --> 00:00:40,172 - Everyone will pick a profession from the box. 12 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,689 - Ice cream seller, that's cool! 13 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:45,068 - Librarian. 14 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:46,724 That's even worse than school. 15 00:00:48,896 --> 00:00:49,862 - Policeman! 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,068 [laughs] 17 00:00:57,206 --> 00:01:00,241 - Chief bingo caller, oh wow! 18 00:01:01,655 --> 00:01:03,206 - There are no slips left. 19 00:01:03,206 --> 00:01:05,724 - Sorry, how absentminded of me. 20 00:01:05,724 --> 00:01:07,689 What would you like to be, Matilda? 21 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:09,034 - Pirate! 22 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:12,965 - Well, that can't really be a career. 23 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:15,172 - It's more than a career! 24 00:01:15,172 --> 00:01:17,275 It's a passion, a vocation. 25 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:19,689 It means getting up at the crack of dawn 26 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:21,827 to watch the swish of the waves! 27 00:01:21,827 --> 00:01:26,758 It means hitting clay pigeons and gulls with every shot! 28 00:01:26,758 --> 00:01:29,137 - Yes, thank you Jim. 29 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:32,000 Matilda, are you quite sure? 30 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,379 - Yes. 31 00:01:33,379 --> 00:01:34,758 - Very well. 32 00:01:34,758 --> 00:01:37,620 So, I will leave you to meet your sponsors. 33 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,931 [panting] 34 00:01:40,931 --> 00:01:43,413 - Hey Brent, what job did you end up with? 35 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:44,896 - Fishmonger. 36 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,448 - Mind your own business. 37 00:01:46,448 --> 00:01:48,068 - Fishmonger? Nice one! 38 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:49,586 - Whoever gets the lowest marks 39 00:01:49,586 --> 00:01:52,310 buys ice creams for everyone. 40 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:54,551 - Well, I'm going to be a wicked policeman. 41 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:58,689 By the way, does anyone know what a bobby actually does? 42 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:03,103 - Grandpa's never going to let you 43 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:05,206 come onboard his ship, you know! 44 00:02:05,206 --> 00:02:08,034 - Don't worry, I've got a plan. 45 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:08,896 - Hmmm. 46 00:02:10,482 --> 00:02:11,827 - Ahem, Grandpa? 47 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:16,068 You need to come down off that boat, 48 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:17,620 if you're a real pirate. 49 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:20,517 - [Grandpa] Ahoy, I don't have time to waste 50 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:22,620 on a pile of seaweed. 51 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,724 - Well if you don't come down, 52 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:28,896 I'm going to draw little hearts all over your hull. 53 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:30,551 - You lingering little miss. 54 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,103 Leave me alone! 55 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,931 [laughing] 56 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:41,482 [cannon booms] 57 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:50,965 [cannons boom] 58 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:56,241 Aha! 59 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:58,551 [pained gasp] 60 00:02:58,551 --> 00:03:00,827 [laughing] 61 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:03,137 [squawking] 62 00:03:07,551 --> 00:03:09,241 [yelping] 63 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:11,758 You little gull brain! 64 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,310 You're gonna be sorry you ever crossed my bows. 65 00:03:15,758 --> 00:03:19,310 - A policeman's job is all about action and adventure, 66 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:21,103 and sacrificing oneself for- 67 00:03:21,103 --> 00:03:23,000 - Brilliant, just like a pirate then. 68 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,172 - Are you ready for a mission of the utmost importance? 69 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:28,000 - Yeah! 70 00:03:33,758 --> 00:03:34,586 - Madam. 71 00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:37,931 - Is this the mission? 72 00:03:37,931 --> 00:03:41,344 - The protection of citizens is first and foremost. 73 00:03:42,413 --> 00:03:43,241 - Bleugh. 74 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,827 Well well, Jim the policeman. 75 00:03:49,827 --> 00:03:52,172 At least now we're sure we won't be protected. 76 00:03:54,482 --> 00:03:56,000 [growling] 77 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,758 - That fish looks a bit fishy to me. 78 00:03:58,758 --> 00:04:01,034 Do you know what we buccaneers 79 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:03,551 do with fish smugglers like you? 80 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,275 We chop off their hands, don't we Captain? 81 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:08,310 Er, I mean Chief. 82 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:11,413 - Jim, I've got a very dangerous mission for you. 83 00:04:11,413 --> 00:04:14,896 I hope you've got a head for heights. 84 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:15,965 - What's my mission? 85 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,275 To climb the lighthouse bare-handed? 86 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:20,137 To rope all the way down the cliff face? 87 00:04:20,137 --> 00:04:23,689 To blow up the town and flush out the hooligans? 88 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:24,689 - Alley-oop. 89 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:30,206 [yelling] 90 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:35,793 - My vanilla ice cream has a strange taste to it. 91 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,827 Take that, traitor. 92 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:44,241 - Case of weird-tasting ice creams? 93 00:04:44,241 --> 00:04:46,034 We'll make those cheating ice creams 94 00:04:46,034 --> 00:04:48,482 wish they'd never tasted weird. 95 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:57,000 - You could do with a Cabin Boy to polish this deck. 96 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,758 [sighing] 97 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,068 - The damsel has a point. 98 00:05:00,068 --> 00:05:03,655 This dirty deck could use a scrub. 99 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:04,793 [yelping] 100 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:07,000 - Okay, get to it. 101 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,482 Well what are you waitin' for? 102 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:12,827 [giggling] 103 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,344 - I'm telling you the truth Officer, 104 00:05:16,344 --> 00:05:19,103 I've never tampered with my ice creams. 105 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:19,965 - Hm. 106 00:05:23,517 --> 00:05:25,931 [whimpering] 107 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:30,137 - Release her! 108 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:33,448 It's all my fault, I got the flavors all mixed up. 109 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:36,241 - Alex is the culprit. 110 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:38,793 That's that case solved then. 111 00:05:40,413 --> 00:05:42,965 - That sounds like a goat. 112 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:44,896 - A goat in Dull-on-Sea? 113 00:05:44,896 --> 00:05:47,620 Cor, I've seen it all now. 114 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:49,310 [bleating] 115 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,310 - This method's quite infallible. 116 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,827 You have a 98% chance of always coming up 117 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,241 with the right bingo numbers. 118 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:59,137 - This time, I really will be bingo queen! 119 00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:09,172 [squawking] 120 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:11,586 - That's land lover scrubbing! 121 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,758 - I've been at it for two hours! 122 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:15,965 [shrieks] 123 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:17,206 - Is that what you call scrubbing the deck? 124 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:18,931 There's still all this to get done. 125 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:21,413 Undo the knots, 126 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:22,965 sever the mast, 127 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,620 and reshot the helm. 128 00:06:28,413 --> 00:06:31,482 - What! Grandpa allowed her onboard the ship? 129 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:33,896 It looks like she's having fun as well. 130 00:06:33,896 --> 00:06:36,241 Right, isn't it time we had some fun too? 131 00:06:37,448 --> 00:06:39,344 Within the limits of the law, of course. 132 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:45,000 [laughing] 133 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:50,965 It's illegal to litter the road or any public place. 134 00:06:56,068 --> 00:06:58,586 [car honking] 135 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:08,206 [trumpeting] 136 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:15,965 - Little damsel doesn't give up easily! 137 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:19,689 - Can we get down to the serious stuff now please? 138 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:24,689 - If that's what you really want. 139 00:07:37,344 --> 00:07:39,689 [shrieking] 140 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,862 [shrieking] 141 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,827 [shrieking] 142 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:52,965 - Why don't you teach me finding treasure, for example? 143 00:07:57,413 --> 00:07:59,689 - There's a treasure in there! 144 00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:02,620 Don't come back 'til you've found 145 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:05,689 that gold mask, you little scoundrel! 146 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:08,689 - Hm. 147 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,689 [suspenseful music] 148 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:24,448 - What are you doing? 149 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:30,034 - I, I, Grandpa asked me to come and examine 150 00:08:30,034 --> 00:08:33,862 this mask, for, my training. 151 00:08:33,862 --> 00:08:36,241 - Alright, but try not to get your sticky paws 152 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:39,206 all over it, it took me too much time to clean it. 153 00:08:40,517 --> 00:08:43,241 [alarm sounding] 154 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:45,482 - At last! 155 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:48,310 [cars screeching] 156 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:50,655 Secure the exit, while I take a look inside. 157 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,137 - Yes, got it. 158 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:58,241 - Evacuate! This is the police! 159 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:05,827 [suspenseful music] 160 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:08,517 Come out burglar. 161 00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:13,034 Matilda! Are you the burglar? 162 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:15,034 - Me? No of course I'm not! 163 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:19,034 I don't even like 12th century Venetian masks all that much. 164 00:09:20,172 --> 00:09:21,931 It's all Grandpa's fault. 165 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:24,103 He ordered me to bring a piece of treasure 166 00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:26,448 back from the library. 167 00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:28,103 - I'll have to arrest you. 168 00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:29,137 The law's the law. 169 00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:33,000 [squeaking] 170 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,275 I can't arrest another pirate! 171 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,896 It goes against pirates' honor. 172 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:39,931 - Everything alright, Jim? 173 00:09:39,931 --> 00:09:41,724 [gulping] 174 00:09:41,724 --> 00:09:44,275 - We need back-up in here! 175 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:48,241 - Oh, back-up? 176 00:09:48,241 --> 00:09:50,517 - I don't wanna cause you any trouble. 177 00:09:50,517 --> 00:09:52,000 I'll turn myself in. 178 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,517 [dog barking] 179 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:57,827 - Bones has grabbed the robber, 180 00:09:57,827 --> 00:10:00,344 he's chasing after him, follow him! 181 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:06,551 [panting] 182 00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:11,655 [yelping] 183 00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:14,827 - He got what he deserved! 184 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,827 [panting] 185 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:20,000 - A thief in my library! 186 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,931 While I was fetching some labels for the bookshelves. 187 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:24,275 What were you doing, Julia? 188 00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:30,448 - What about my treasure! 189 00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:32,482 Ar, there's no point wasting time 190 00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:35,000 trying to educate land lovers. 191 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,827 Oh! Aha, luckily I can always count on 192 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,275 me old tropical Polly. 193 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,482 [giggling] 194 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:47,965 - Look what Grandpa put 195 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,689 "The most rotten piece of flotsam 196 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:53,103 "that ever walked the deck of my boat." 197 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:55,379 - Er, that's not a compliment. 198 00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:57,862 - Yes, but at least it's pirate-y. 199 00:10:57,862 --> 00:11:01,413 And, Grandpa did teach me some things. 200 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,551 What kind of mark did you get? 201 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,310 - Special Agent Pirate! 202 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:08,275 I think that copper really liked me in the end. 203 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,586 [shrieking] 204 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,827 [laughing] 205 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:17,000 [upbeat music] 206 00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:28,241 [slow music] 207 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,793 [upbeat music] 208 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:49,413 ? We're the pirates next door 209 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,620 - We'll get the boat ready while we're waiting 210 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,931 for Max and Alexia! 211 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:57,172 This is gonna be such a great boat trip. 212 00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:59,172 It's with sardines, your favorite. 213 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:00,000 - [Boy] Thanks. 214 00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:03,413 - What's the matter, are you ill? 215 00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:07,310 - Me? Ill? We pirates are never ill! 216 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:11,275 It's Bones, he keeps nearly trip- 217 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:12,724 Tripping me- 218 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:18,413 [dog howling] 219 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,965 - Hm, there are red spots on his tongue. 220 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,655 His eyes are yellow. 221 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:28,379 I know! 222 00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:32,000 He's got Wastite Syndrome! 223 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,482 We've got to mash him up some cod guts. 224 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:36,310 Yeah! 225 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:38,655 - Are you sure it's a good idea 226 00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:41,896 letting your little sister treat you? 227 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:44,586 - Well done little sis. 228 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,241 - I get to budge it. 229 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,310 [laughing] 230 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,896 - That's disgusting! 231 00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,896 [coughing] 232 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:02,344 - I'm coughing, it's not Wastite. 233 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:07,000 Oh no, I've got Sailor Lungernitus! 234 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,206 - I'll let the others know 235 00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:10,551 we're canceling our boat trip until- 236 00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:11,862 - No, wait! 237 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:14,137 There is another solution. 238 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,551 - [Together] The Grandpa Way! 239 00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:19,862 [laughing] 240 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,896 - [Together] And a-one, and a-two, and a-three- 241 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,586 - Hey! What are you doing? 242 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:31,827 - What's the matter with them? 243 00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:34,758 They look like they've just seen a sea monster. 244 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,344 - You don't have to worry, Mrs Roberts, 245 00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:37,586 the quicker it's done, 246 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:39,758 the quicker we'll be able to set sail. 247 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:42,931 - Surely you're not going to cut a young boy's leg off. 248 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,655 We don't even know what he's got. 249 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,655 [squawking] 250 00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:48,655 - [Together] And a-one, and a-two- 251 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,724 - Well I think you're a load of cowards 252 00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:54,172 who are too scared to even find out what's wrong with him. 253 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:55,448 [imitating clucking] 254 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,517 Who's a big chicken then! 255 00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,896 - Wait. 256 00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:02,448 I'm not scared of anything, I'm a pirate! 257 00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:15,103 - Woulda been quicker if we'd done the amputation. 258 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:18,620 - Well it looks to me like a plain old cold. 259 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,137 [shrieking] 260 00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:23,000 - That's the land lovers' disease! 261 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,275 - I'll call the doctor! 262 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,000 - [Pirates together] A doctor?! 263 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,896 - A charlatan! Where is he? Let me at him! 264 00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:34,068 - No, it's so that Jim can get better faster. 265 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,206 The doctor will just- Ah! 266 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,344 [squawking] 267 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,517 - No charlatans on our boat! 268 00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:45,137 - Alright, alright, I get it, no doctors. 269 00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:50,137 But, land lover disease calls for land lover cure! 270 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:55,206 - Don't fret me hearty, I'll take care of this small fry. 271 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:58,068 And then we can lop that leg off! 272 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,620 - Okay Matilda, I'll do it just to show you 273 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,310 that I'm not scared of anything. 274 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,931 But if your plan doesn't work, 275 00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:06,034 you must let me cut my leg off, alright? 276 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,517 - Land lover's promise. 277 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,965 - You old festering gull guts! 278 00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:13,310 You rogues are really going out of your way 279 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,137 to spoil me day! 280 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:17,551 - We have plenty of cell salts, 281 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,068 which means B3, B5, B6- 282 00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:23,034 superbooster, plus a thermal blanket, ready! 283 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,931 - [Matilda] What are you doing Jim? 284 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,068 [shrieking] 285 00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,551 - 30 more cannonballs to be polished! 286 00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:40,034 - It's obvious isn't it, I'm cleaning cannonballs. 287 00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:41,793 - We pirates never stop working. 288 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:42,965 Even when we're ill. 289 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,379 And when we can't work anymore, 290 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,172 we're thrown overboard to the shark- 291 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,310 - Hey! 292 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,689 - We're going to take you in with us. 293 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,586 There are rules in our house. 294 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,689 Anyone who is ill must rest 'til he's cured. 295 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,620 - And, must be mollycoddled. 296 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,689 You'll see Jim, it's really fun when you're ill. 297 00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,689 You can do whatever you want! 298 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:04,689 - Oh really. 299 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:08,551 [downbeat music] 300 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,000 - Would you like another cushion? 301 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:19,206 [shrieking] 302 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,724 - So much suffering. 303 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:24,448 If only we let you do your duty little sword, 304 00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,827 we wouldn't be going through all this torture! 305 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,517 - Do you need anything else? 306 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:34,137 You can ask me whatever you like! 307 00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:35,724 It's all part of the treatment. 308 00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:40,034 [relaxing music] 309 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:47,206 - So are you feeling better? 310 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,103 - Yeah. 311 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:50,448 [coughing] 312 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,655 - I knew it! 313 00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:55,172 We need to soak his toes in a mound of sand. 314 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:58,275 Darling, buckets please, we're going to need- 315 00:16:58,275 --> 00:16:59,137 - Nugget! 316 00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:01,482 [shrieking] 317 00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:05,689 - What's going on? Are we going out? 318 00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:09,965 - Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you about that. 319 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:13,103 It's Jim, he seems to have a cold, so- 320 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,758 - [Together] A cold?! 321 00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:17,827 [whacking noise] 322 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:19,965 - Pity, that would've made a perfect peg leg 323 00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:22,620 for our Jim, but since that bilge rat 324 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,172 no longer wants his leg amputated. 325 00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:27,586 - [Together] Jim, amputated?! 326 00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:33,655 - When you get your wooden leg, will you let us touch it? 327 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,034 - Yeah, course I will! 328 00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:40,103 - That's strange, the vitamins should already be working. 329 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:44,172 - Well maybe it's 'cause land lover medication doesn't work! 330 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:46,379 If you'd let Grandpa amputate my leg, 331 00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:47,793 we'd already be on the- 332 00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:49,172 No wait! 333 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:51,482 - Ah, Jim, this time you're going to swallow it. 334 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,620 Go on, down the hatch. 335 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:58,379 I'm still going on that boat trip, come what may! 336 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,137 [splashing] 337 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,413 [sighing] 338 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,241 All that for nothing. 339 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,310 There'll be no boat trip now. 340 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,655 [squawking] 341 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,551 [whacking noise] 342 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:17,000 - Do you know the story of Black Tooth? 343 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,206 The man was treated by a doctor. 344 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,379 First, his teeth all fell out, 345 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:27,034 then he blew up like a huge sea urchin, 346 00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:28,827 and then he exploded! 347 00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:33,000 If you stick around here, you're going to be 348 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,689 tortured by one of the charlatans! 349 00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:39,172 - We could still do the amputation! 350 00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:42,310 That would be much more fun than the silly boat ride. 351 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,793 - No way. Forget it. 352 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:47,931 Make sure you keep Jim here 'til he arrives. 353 00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,241 I'm gonna call the doctor. 354 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,310 [sniffing] 355 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,482 - You must come quickly. 356 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,344 - He's looking more and more ill. 357 00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:05,586 If you ask me, we'll have to cut both his legs off. 358 00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,275 - Gah! 359 00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:23,482 [whooping] 360 00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:28,793 [crashing] 361 00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:32,172 [laughing] 362 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:37,482 - Rancy radfish, he still managed to get there! 363 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:39,172 [sniffing] 364 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:41,206 - Charlatan on the horizon! 365 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:47,620 - Ah! Danger of death, in sight. 366 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,689 - You scoundrel, you gold dropping bludgering beluga! 367 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:55,586 Don't you dare lay one tendon on my grandson! 368 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:59,103 - Traitors! You called a doctor behind my back! 369 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:00,379 - [Together] It wasn't us! 370 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:01,827 - We were in favor of the amputation. 371 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,103 - It was Matilda who- 372 00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,310 [door crashing open] 373 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:08,275 - I hope the patient's not that crazy old fool, is he? 374 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:11,275 - No no, it's for Jim, hey! 375 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:14,413 Where's he gone, you let him get away! 376 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:17,448 No, wait, Jim! 377 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:20,068 - You traitor. 378 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:23,034 First you give me your horrible lover pills, 379 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:26,206 and now you bring this, this charlatan 380 00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:31,551 - Come on laddy, we'll help you 381 00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:34,620 get rid of that nasty land lover disease at last. 382 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:38,862 - Not so fast you runny-nosed buccaneer! 383 00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:45,724 - Ah, my teeth, now I'm like firey Black Tooth! 384 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:46,517 Grandpa! 385 00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:52,620 - Too late, we can do no more for you, Jim. 386 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,068 Goodbye. 387 00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:56,379 [sad music] 388 00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:01,724 - Hm. 389 00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:04,310 [gasping] 390 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:08,862 - If you move I'll knock you out with your own peg leg! 391 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:11,793 - You're going to have to be brave, sunny the lad. 392 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:16,620 You have scurvy, an illness caused by lack of vitamin C. 393 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,103 - Yeah! 394 00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:20,034 - Ha ha, well done Jim! 395 00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:24,000 All our ancestors had scurvy! 396 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,931 [triumphant music] 397 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,517 [laughing] 398 00:21:31,517 --> 00:21:35,310 - You pirates have a seriously imbalanced diet, I'm afraid. 399 00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:37,137 You eat neither fruit nor vegetables. 400 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:39,206 - You're the one who's imbalanced. 401 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:42,000 Since when did you see trees growing in the sea! 402 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,413 - Oh, it's scurvy! 403 00:21:44,413 --> 00:21:48,655 I should've known, pirates always get that disease. 404 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,689 Of course it didn't do anything, 405 00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:52,758 there isn't any vitamin C in these things. 406 00:21:59,103 --> 00:21:59,931 - Hm. 407 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,758 - Ah, yuck, I can't stand oranges! 408 00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:10,000 [giggling] 409 00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:15,275 Ah, still though, would've been nice to have a wooden leg. 410 00:22:15,275 --> 00:22:16,896 [gasping] 411 00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:18,000 What did I say? 412 00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:24,137 - Wha- Why are you walking like that Madam? 413 00:22:25,586 --> 00:22:26,655 Does it hurt? 414 00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:31,275 - My legs are just a bit shaky, that's all. 415 00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:35,620 [laughing] 416 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,862 [upbeat music] 417 00:22:39,912 --> 00:22:44,462 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28562

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