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[plucked harp melody]
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[momentous orchestral music]
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[chimes]
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[violins]
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[chimes]
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[music concludes with harp]
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[voice making whooshing noises]
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[voice making explosion noise]
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[chimes]
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[woman] Our story.
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We were pretending to date...
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{\an8} now we're not.
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{\an8} The end.
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{\an8}[man] You don't have a
romantic bone in your body.
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{\an8} You know that right?
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[woman] Fine Mr. Romance.
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How would you tell our story?
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[man] Once upon a time...
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{\an8} two little shepherds
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{\an8} met at their church's
first living nativity.
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{\an8} Your mom was Mary.
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Your dad was Joseph.
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And we shared snacks.
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[woman scoffs] Fourth grade?
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Can we start this decade?
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[man] Mmm. Okay fine.
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We'll just skip the 20 year
saga of how
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you turned that into
a week-long charity
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extravaganza you call
Christmas Mission.
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Chapter 23.
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Last Christmas.
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{\an8} Romance was in the air.
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{\an8}[woman] Something
was in the air all right.
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{\an8}["In Other News" by
Kenny Hass plays]
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{\an8}Hey, we're getting
a group picture later right?
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{\an8}[short shepherd flirting]
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{\an8}Uh, let's put that by
the stable.
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{\an8}Last night.
Should we get a group photo?
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{\an8}Oh that's a great idea
sweetheart!
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{\an8}Hah! Eat it loser!
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{\an8}Hey Jess, I was thinking--
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{\an8}Yes! We'll get a group picture.
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{\an8}[short shepherd] Honey, can you
help me again? I can't reach...
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{\an8}[laughter]
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{\an8}[flirting continues]
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{\an8}Don't you just love Christmas?
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{\an8}Oh, I wish it was
snowing though.
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{\an8}Yeah. You know,
well it's Colorado.
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{\an8}- That's cute.
- Yeah.
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{\an8}[wise man] Hey that's not fair.
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{\an8}[laughs] Yeah we're definitely
getting the hang of this.
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{\an8}What? The non-stop flirting?
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{\an8}Ewww! Gross!
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{\an8}That's what I said,
and they keep doing it.
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Uh, no. This.
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What? It's always been
our thing.
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And it's always been gross.
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I just wish we could--
Keep it sanitary please!
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[flirting continues]
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Seriously, is summer
mission gonna be this bad?
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No. Worse.
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I expect full on PG-rated
shenanigans.
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I will turn this stable around.
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[they laugh]
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Spinster.
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Romantic.
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Five minutes people!
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♪ In other news ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm fine, but my heart's
still on the other side ♪
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{\an8}♪ Of over you ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ooh, I been trying to
get there ♪
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{\an8}♪ But now I realize ♪
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{\an8}♪ Looking into those eyes ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's no surprise ♪
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{\an8}♪ Whoa, I'm still in love
with you ♪
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{\an8}♪ In other news ♪
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{\an8}[Jess] Right there.
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{\an8}May I have everyone's...
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- I wanted y'all here...
- I'd like to make an announcement!
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- [gasps]
- Will you marry me?
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Oh my gosh!
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- Yes? Yes?
- Yes! Yes!
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[Jess] What's happening?
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[wise man 2] We're all
getting engaged!
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[wise man] Three proposals!
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[short shepherd] All of us!
So exciting!
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[laughter]
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[man] And so began the Summer
of Love.
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- [Jess] Yeah, that's
something else. - [man] What would you call it?
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[Jess] A summer full
of weddings? My worst nightmare.
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[thunder]
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Where all of my friends
disappear.
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[man] Don't forget everyone
reminding you you're single.
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[Jess] And my dad playing
Cupid every wedding.
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Do we have to go back inside?
This is the worst part.
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Don't be ridiculous.
Nobody's gonna say anything.
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- Wait, are you serious?
- We might as well be wearing signs.
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["Unstoppable" by
Rachel Summers plays]
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[distant thunder rolls]
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[sighs] Okay. Where's my dad?
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Guaranteed he tries to set
me up with some guy.
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What's the game plan?
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I could dance with you
if you want.
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You know just to keep the other
guys away.
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[chains clanking]
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[dance music continues]
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[bridesmaid] Hi everyone!
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I am so glad you all could make
it to Nick and Beth's special day.
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I especially gotta thank
Jessica Roberts for making it all possible.
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[quietly] Please
tell me this isn't my fault.
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Seriously Jess I can't even.
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Like if we hadn't all
met at your singles' retreat...
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Summer Mission.
It was a summer mission.
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And Beth is 20.
She's supposed to be single.
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... I know that Lisa, Nick,
Derek, and I's feelings
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are totally the same.
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All we want to know is...
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[squeals] who's next?
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- Oh.
- [Alex coughs]
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So here's to you, Jess.
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Bethlehem Community's
very own... matchmaker! [squeals]
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[weak applause]
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[applause increases, cheering]
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What are you looking for?
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My Cupid dust.
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Hmm, what?
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The bar Alex.
I'm looking for the bar.
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Beth is 20, remember?
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Ugh. There should be a law!
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Hey Pastor T! Ahem.
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Hey Jess.
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[mouths] Help me.
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This is my beautiful
daughter Jess.
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Uh, this is awkward.
[laughs nervously]
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Sam is an engineer and he
leads worship.
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He was having a hard time
finding someone to dance with.
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Oh, maybe you should
dance with him.
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Now you kids have a great time!
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["Long Live" by for KING &
COUNTRY plays]
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Um... I will.
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Let's go!
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[Sam] Lord set my feet
upon the path of dancing.
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[Rachel giggles]
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[Alex clears throat] Wow.
Uh okay.
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Um... About... that... bar...
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[Jess] Boom.
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That was the moment I fell
completely in love with you.
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[Alex laughs]
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Mmmm
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{\an8}[Jess] For three seconds.
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Eww. Is that champagne?
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- Yeah. It's wedding season.
- God help us.
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♪ Long live the young at heart ♪
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♪ You know who you are ♪
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♪ With your spirit burning ♪
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♪ take a risk and take
a chance ♪
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♪ Carry on... ♪
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{\an8}[inaudible over music]
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{\an8}[inaudible over music]
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♪ Don't be afraid to dream ♪
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♪ While the world's still
turning ♪
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♪ Every moment make it happen ♪
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♪ With two left feet ♪
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♪ Keep on dancing ♪
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♪ Beat by beat ♪
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♪ Breath by breath ♪
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♪ Walking hand in hand ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Long live the young at heart ♪
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♪ You know who you are ♪
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♪ With your spirit burning ♪
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♪ Take a risk and take
a chance ♪
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♪ Carry on ♪
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♪ Long live the soul
set free... ♪
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{\an8}[inaudible over music]
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{\an8}[inaudible over music]
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♪ While the world's still
turning ♪
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♪ Every moment make it happen ♪
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♪ With two left feet ♪
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♪ Keep on... ♪
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{\an8}[inaudible]
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{\an8}[music lowers as Alex shouts]
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[awkward silence]
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[music continues quietly]
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[resuming energetically]
♪ With your spirit burning ♪
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♪ Take a risk and take
a chance ♪
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♪ Carry on ♪
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♪ Long live the soul set free ♪
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♪ Don't be afraid to dream ♪
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♪ While the world's still
turning ♪
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♪ Every moment make it happen ♪
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♪ With two left feet ♪
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♪ Keep on dancing ♪
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[inaudible]
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♪ Every moment make it happen ♪
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♪ With two left feet ♪
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♪ Keep on dancing ♪
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♪ Beat by beat ♪
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♪ Breath by breath ♪
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♪ Walking hand in hand ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Beat by beat ♪
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♪ Breath by breath ♪
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♪ Walking hand in hand ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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[conversation and laughter]
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Oh, you guys.
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I cannot believe that we are the
last single people at church.
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Solidarity.
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[imitating explosion]
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Heart shape.
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What is that?
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That's ridiculous.
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[laughs]
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Thank God it's over.
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But seriously, couldn't have
done it without you guys.
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Oh. We got you babe.
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And next stop,
Christmas Mission.
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Yeah if anyone goes.
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What are you talking about?
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So far I've heard:
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We have so much work
to get done on our new house!
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Oh, I expect to be pregnant
by then.
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Why would I go?
I already found a husband.
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[laughs]
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Wait are you serious?
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Well... then it's just you,
me and Alex.
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Mary, Joseph,
and an angel. Simple.
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Yeah.
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Simple.
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Yeah...
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Yeah!
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Maybe we can do an extra week.
Really do some good.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I like that.
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Wait, which part am I again?
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Oh. I got you.
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This time...
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You get the little baby wings.
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Give me them wings.
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Give me those wings.
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[laughing]
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[door opens]
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Ah, there you are.
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Sam's looking for you Rachel.
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Oh.
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Be right back.
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Be good!
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Yes sir, Accountabilibuddy.
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[giggles]
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Jess, I don't think you can find
someone hiding out in here.
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That's the plan.
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Well I'm sure your mother
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would have loved for you to
find someone.
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Really?
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All right. Be an old maid.
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[exasperated sigh]
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That is so unfair of him!
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Totally.
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[Jess sighs]
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["More Than I Do Now" by Rachel
Summers plays outside storeroom]
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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welcome to the
Awkward Wedding Advice Awards.
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It has been a tough and
trying season
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with lots of low-lights.
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I'm Alex Miller
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with my co-host Jessica Roberts
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here to present the nominees.
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And the first nominee is
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Pastor Terrence Roberts.
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I love you so much right now.
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You have no idea.
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[Jess] I did not say that!
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[Alex] You absolutely did.
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First "I love you," right there.
Count it.
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Oh, and the next nominee
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definitely Dr. Bryant,
with the classic:
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[Alex as Dr. Bryant] "God has
your soulmate all picked out for you."
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Totally Hezekiah 17.
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You're thinking
of Third Crustaceans.
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Oh! Ms. Nelson gave me,
[imitating]
283
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"Don't worry, dear."
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"The Lord will give you
the desires of your heart in the right time."
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Still waiting on that pony.
286
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,176
Ooh, the best cliché
wedding advice is
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actually an eight way tie
this year with:
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[Alex and group] "Relax."
289
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"You'll find someone
when you stop looking."
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[nervous laugh]
291
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So... never?
292
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,520
[scoffs]
293
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,822
Oh Alex.
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00:10:56,955 --> 00:10:58,690
You still have me and Rach.
295
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,859
[Rachel shrieks distantly]
296
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,496
Unless that was just
her getting crushed to death.
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00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,031
That was not hurt Rachel.
That was...
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[faint romantic country music]
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No.
300
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[Jess sighs]
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[country music continues]
302
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Yes!
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Yes, of course!
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[applause]
305
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,147
[sign shorts out]
306
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[cheers, applause]
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[Rachel laughs and squeals]
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♪
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[aggressive scribbling]
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[impact reverberates]
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Just because she's getting
married she assumes I'm gonna be there.
312
00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:43,102
Well you're the maid of honor.
That's how that works.
313
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,137
We could be feeding
the homeless.
314
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,139
Rachel is getting married.
All right?
315
00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,074
Rachel is getting married.
316
00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:52,611
She already moved out
of the apartment. I had to find someone on Craigslist.
317
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,713
I'm gonna wake up without
a kidney.
318
00:11:54,846 --> 00:11:56,248
Merry Christmas to me.
319
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,217
I hate to break it to you but
you're not gonna get murdered
320
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:02,688
and Rachel isn't dying,
just getting married. You'll see her again.
321
00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:05,257
When was the last
time you saw Nick and Beth?
322
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:06,391
Um...
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00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,495
We've never missed
a Christmas Mission, Alex.
324
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,063
Not since my mom.
325
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I know what that means to you.
326
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So does Rachel.
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00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,571
["Dance of the Sugar Plumb
Fairies" plays]
328
00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,206
Okay, whoa!
329
00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:23,642
Will you just leave
the floristing to me please?
330
00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:24,744
Thank you.
331
00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:28,547
I'm just gonna do it alone.
332
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:31,316
Really? You're gonna do
Christmas Mission all by yourself?
333
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,717
I'm fine on my own.
334
00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:33,786
[Alex laughs]
335
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,620
Okay, so even if you did
figure out
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00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,789
how to feed hundreds
of homeless people
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00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:42,061
and be Mary, Joseph,
and baby Jesus all at once
338
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,596
what's Christmas without
the people you love?
339
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:45,965
Oh, stop Tom Hanksing.
340
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,866
Your life is not
a romantic comedy.
341
00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:49,268
It could be.
342
00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,503
But at this point I'm
probably just Brendan Fraser.
343
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,071
Don't you dare say that.
344
00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:56,108
I can't even find a girl
on an app Jess, alright?
345
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,476
- An app.
- Yeah.
346
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,377
What's the app?
347
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:02,481
The swipey... I'm not gonna tell
you because you're just gonna make fun of me.
348
00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:03,782
Let's see!
349
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,050
Oh.
350
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:07,252
Did you see what Rachel wants
us to bring?
351
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,954
The stable?! That's weird.
352
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:11,790
It's called Cross Paths.
353
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:12,858
What?
354
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,994
The app. The dating app.
Cross Paths.
355
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,830
Yeah. It might be a Bible pun.
356
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,066
Yeah, because love is kinda like
Roman torture. Totally get it.
357
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,702
Oh. Blasphemy.
358
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,370
The greatest of these is love.
359
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:28,139
You know,
not all love is romantic.
360
00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:31,977
And if we're quoting Paul,
why not
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"It's better to be single
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because then there's more room
to pray and serve and stuff."
363
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:37,416
Boom!
364
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:39,818
Hey! Hey.
365
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,386
No tools for you, mmkay?
366
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:42,520
You drop things.
367
00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,923
You know Someone also said
368
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,126
that it's not good for man
to be alone.
369
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,928
And I just... I was trying
to remember Who said that.
370
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,798
Hmm. It might have been Jesus.
371
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:53,932
[Alex] Boom!
372
00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:56,368
["Dirt Road Church" by
Luke Kelly plays]
373
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:59,338
[Alex] Wait we weren't supposed
to bring the costumes too?
374
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,106
I'd do the maid of honor
as Mary.
375
00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:02,073
[they laugh]
376
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:03,908
Maybe I can return the dress.
377
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,211
Yeah that'd be nice.
378
00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:07,279
It's the next one.
379
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,847
I'm pretty sure it's this one.
380
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,817
Okay. Says the girl
who gets lost
381
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,318
every... single... mission trip.
382
00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,854
["Dirt Road Church" plays
on car stereo]
383
00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:17,189
[Alex sighs]
384
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,391
Don't do it again.
Don't tempt fate twice.
385
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,794
- Okay fine. That can be yours.
- That's mine.
386
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,563
♪
387
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,031
You know...
388
00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:27,066
maybe love is...
389
00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:29,702
is different than you think.
390
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:31,637
Agree to disagree.
391
00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:34,005
That just means I win then.
392
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,641
♪ Can I get a hallelujah? ♪
393
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,743
♪ Can I get a hallelujah
from the... ♪
394
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,311
[crow squawks]
395
00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:41,880
[muffled music from car]
396
00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,182
♪ Dirt road church ♪
397
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,052
♪ Run run run run the engine ♪
398
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:50,522
♪ To the dirt road church ♪
399
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,725
♪ Can I get an "Amen"? ♪
400
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,726
♪ Dirt road church ♪
401
00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,061
[Alex] I'm just glad we
got here when we did.
402
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,030
If it'd been any longer I
was worried
403
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,599
all my flowers were gonna die.
404
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,534
I am not gonna live this
down, am I?
405
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,202
Yeah. Not a chance.
406
00:15:04,335 --> 00:15:05,704
"Why were you guys so late?"
407
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,607
"Jess just got us lost in the
wrong century, that's all."
408
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,342
I hate weddings. I hate you!
409
00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,544
[Jess] Boom. First I hate you.
Count it.
410
00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:15,047
[Alex] That was definitely
not the first.
411
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,216
A cynical person might say
that you really don't wanna go.
412
00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:20,920
I don't like it but
it's not gonna be that bad.
413
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,589
You don't think my dad's gonna
414
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,458
try to set me up this weekend?
415
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,993
No. I mean...
416
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:31,262
He'd have to set you up
for the entire weekend. Right?
417
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:32,864
Which would be ridiculous.
418
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,233
Yeah... yeah.
419
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:35,234
Okay.
420
00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:38,837
[Door opens]
421
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,940
[Pastor T] Oh! Jess.
422
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,143
[excited gasp]
423
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,344
This is Loren.
424
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,979
The best man.
425
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,080
The best man.
426
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,415
[Loren] Oh, come on bro.
427
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:52,150
[Pastor T] Don't be modest.
428
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,685
My daughter's a tough cookie.
429
00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,621
So tough. Crack your teeth.
430
00:15:58,089 --> 00:15:59,324
Loren ran a marathon.
431
00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,192
Actually it was a half marathon.
432
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:02,961
The full marathon was
last month.
433
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,897
But you know, interval
training for the win right?
434
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,634
- Daddy can I talk to you?
- Don't be rude baby.
435
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,102
Don't...
436
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,137
be rude!
437
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,138
Okay.
438
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,107
One minute, bro.
439
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,775
[clicks tongue]
440
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,984
- [loud slap]
- Oh. Geez.
441
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,854
["On Something" by
Kenny Hass plays]
442
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,224
[chair motor whirs]
443
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,192
[neon buzzes]
444
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:35,694
Uh... hi.
445
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,530
♪ I don't need a drink
I don't need a fix ♪
446
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:41,132
♪ I don't need no drug
To make me feel like this... ♪
447
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,035
Oh, sorry. Do you um...
448
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:44,769
need a... a hand?
449
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,404
I don't know if I'm
supposed to--
450
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,307
No... I've just always wanted to
ride one of these things.
451
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,343
I'm Danielle, Sam's sister.
452
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,345
Oh, um...
453
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,314
uh... I'm... uh...
454
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:56,682
Sorry. [laughs nervously]
455
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:57,949
I'm Alex.
456
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,117
Uh, Rachel's friend.
457
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,285
Slash florist.
458
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:01,553
Oh! Cool.
459
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,388
Guess which one
of those got me here early.
460
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,490
[Danielle laughs]
461
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:06,858
Um...
462
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,427
♪ It's like I'm on something ♪
463
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,394
How was it?
464
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,196
Oh, it's like a roller coaster.
465
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:12,730
That doesn't go very fast...
466
00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:14,499
and only has one turn...
467
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,034
and isn't very fun at all.
468
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:17,669
[they laugh]
469
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,804
- You want to try it?
- Yeah, I do.
470
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,640
- I thought you might.
- Okay, okay.
471
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:25,243
♪
472
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,511
All right, so I--
473
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:27,946
Oh, no seat belt, huh?
474
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,114
- No, this is a ride
to the danger zone. - Okay.
475
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,382
[motor whirs]
476
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:32,584
Ooh!
477
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:34,720
[laughs nervously]
478
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,889
[Danielle laughs]
479
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,425
You said "Meet Loren"
before you said hello.
480
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:41,893
Just give the guy a chance.
481
00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,262
You think I set you up with
just anybody?
482
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:47,198
You're right! He's alive.
I'm alive. It's perfect.
483
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,368
Can you just go to the wedding
484
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,570
with a nice young man?
485
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,372
Is that so hard?!
486
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,708
All I want is for you
to be happy.
487
00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:57,775
I'm happy!
488
00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,377
- [shout echoes]
- [crow caws]
489
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,979
[chair motor whirs]
490
00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:04,783
I need a reason you can't go to
the wedding with Loren.
491
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,451
Give me one good reason
492
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,220
and I'll let this one go.
493
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:10,923
Because...
494
00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:13,258
[chair approaches]
495
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,260
["On Something" by
Kenny Hass plays]
496
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,232
Because I'm in love with Alex.
497
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,469
Alex and I are...
498
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,737
in love.
499
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,439
- What?
- Say who now?
500
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:28,774
You two?
501
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,642
- Can you believe it?
- No!
502
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:33,311
I don't understand.
Are we doing a-- Ow!
503
00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:34,413
It's okay...
504
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:36,848
... baby.
505
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,917
I was just telling my dad
about our love story.
506
00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:41,953
The greatest love story
ever told.
507
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,087
Yep.
508
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,857
[Alex] We are super in love.
509
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,526
When did this happen?
510
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,993
- Like right now.
- Last week.
511
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:49,995
Well...
512
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,664
Because love is always
happening.
513
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,100
Right? Since the beginning
of time, you know? And um...
514
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,469
In the beginning... was the
Word--
515
00:18:58,603 --> 00:18:59,604
This whole time?!
516
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,306
Like since we were five.
517
00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,574
With Alex?
518
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,876
It's not that crazy.
Somebody could love me.
519
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:05,811
This is crazy!
520
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,312
So crazy. [nervous laugh]
521
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,015
Honestly guys...
522
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,553
I couldn't be happier.
523
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,189
Really?!
524
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,058
♪ It's like I'm on something ♪
525
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,860
♪ You got my head rushing ♪
526
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,628
[inaudible]
♪ Losing control but ♪
527
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,031
♪ I love, I love, I love,
I love it ♪
528
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,799
♪ Feel like I'm on fire... ♪
529
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,502
Put 'er there, son.
530
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,838
I think part of me always knew.
531
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,139
Knew what?
532
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:37,342
These two. Together. Finally.
533
00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:38,877
[shrieks]
534
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,379
[Alex] And you said my
life isn't a romantic comedy.
535
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,681
[shrieks and laughs]
536
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:43,915
[Jess] Yeah...
537
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:45,650
Definitely didn't think
this through.
538
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:47,852
You two. Together.
539
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:48,753
At my wedding!
540
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,355
At Christmas!
541
00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:52,657
Hard to believe.
542
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,526
I can't believe we were
gonna set you up with Loren.
543
00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:57,295
Rach. You didn't.
544
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,131
I mean, had I known.
545
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,899
You should have told me!
Come on.
546
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,602
I'm like the first person
you guys should've told.
547
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,071
It's just been such a whirlwind.
548
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,173
Isn't that just love though?
It's crazy.
549
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:09,407
So crazy.
550
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:10,908
We're using that word a lot.
551
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,411
Oh. Did you guys bring
the stable?
552
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,547
So I was thinking we could put
my decorations and my colors.
553
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,784
We can use it like an
archway to walk under.
554
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,852
Rach it's more of a sacred
set... thing.
555
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,620
Not really like a romantic prop.
556
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,322
But it's Christmas.
557
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:26,424
And I've always wanted
a Christmas wedding!
558
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,426
Speaking of which,
could it like snow?
559
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,895
But you know, not too much.
560
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,797
Yeah. Definitely. Maybe.
It's Colorado so...
561
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,399
[man] where are we even going?
562
00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:35,867
[woman] Just smile Patrick.
563
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,235
They're here.
564
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,570
[man] Is this where
the ceremony will take place?
565
00:20:39,704 --> 00:20:40,805
Or do we know?
566
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:43,007
Hush Patrick.
This is our baby girl's wedding!
567
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,243
If she finishes planning
it on time.
568
00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:46,577
Mom. Daddy.
569
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,446
I'm so glad you both arrived.
570
00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,115
Together. At the same time!
571
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,483
Hi, sweetie.
572
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,619
[Patrick] So where's the boy?
573
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,522
My fiancé, Daddy, is upstairs.
574
00:20:57,655 --> 00:21:00,558
We are so excited
to meet your special friend.
575
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,561
Fiancé Mom. Samuel.
576
00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,796
Not him.
577
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,433
[Patrick] Now wouldn't we
typically meet him before he's your fiancé?
578
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:12,637
Uh... the timing might have been
able to be a little bit better.
579
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,239
[coughs] Christmas Mission.
580
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,907
- Ow!
- Hurts, doesn't it?
581
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,042
Look.
582
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,209
We're all here.
583
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,578
Okay, we all love each other.
[gasps]
584
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,980
You guys actually love
each other!
585
00:21:23,114 --> 00:21:25,116
So we're all gonna get
along, okay?
586
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,118
We're gonna have a drama
free wedding.
587
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,386
That's our motto. Okay?
588
00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:29,321
Say it with me.
589
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,890
[All] Drama free wedding.
590
00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:34,826
[unhinged laughter]
591
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,361
It's gonna be beautiful Rach.
592
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,962
Well it better be. Am I right?
593
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,764
[forced laughter]
594
00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:40,665
[inhales deeply]
595
00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:42,166
Let's get you to your rooms.
596
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,735
[quickly] This way!
597
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,806
[Rachel] Come on, Daddy.
598
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,708
So best friend...
599
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,410
Awkward question.
600
00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:55,447
Do you want to casually pretend
to be my boyfriend for the weekend?
601
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:59,650
You could have asked me that
before you promised your dad grandchildren
602
00:21:59,784 --> 00:22:01,753
and Rach a drama free wedding.
603
00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:03,254
And... no.
604
00:22:03,387 --> 00:22:04,689
I-- I don't.
605
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,524
Hey you two.
Just heard the news.
606
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,692
Super stoked.
607
00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:08,894
Thanks bro!
608
00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:11,829
[exhales]
609
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,965
I always knew you'd
ruin my life.
610
00:22:14,098 --> 00:22:16,434
Come on. One wedding
we just dance and have fun.
611
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:20,038
No one reminds you you're single
and no one tries to find me a husband.
612
00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:23,207
What do we do after we lie to
our entire church for a weekend?
613
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:24,509
We break up. You snore,
614
00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:26,411
you laugh like a goat,
615
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:29,681
and you put the toothpaste
straight in your mouth like a complete monster.
616
00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:30,982
Ah-hah! I don't snore.
617
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,784
- [door opens]
- I don't like him!
618
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,686
You barely even talked to
him Daddy!
619
00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:37,723
We are so happy for you sweetie.
620
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,158
He's too nice!
621
00:22:40,658 --> 00:22:42,861
I don't trust anyone that nice.
622
00:22:47,198 --> 00:22:48,667
[Rachel sighs]
623
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,374
Drama free wedding?
624
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,876
Have I ever said no to you?
625
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,178
[giggles] Thank you!
626
00:23:00,311 --> 00:23:02,514
Thank you thank you thank
you thank you.
627
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,215
Okay okay okay okay okay.
628
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:05,383
But!
629
00:23:05,516 --> 00:23:06,885
If we're gonna do this...
630
00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:09,087
we're gonna go full rom-com.
631
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,088
Oh no.
632
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:11,789
Oh yes. Yes!
633
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,124
Oh I have so many ideas.
634
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,659
Come on. Come come come.
635
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:16,928
["Love Was Meant For Us"
by Kenny Hass plays]
636
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,496
Okay. Okay okay. First thing.
637
00:23:18,629 --> 00:23:19,698
We need like...
638
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,066
a million... like couple-y
type pictures.
639
00:23:22,199 --> 00:23:23,034
Yeah, yeah.
640
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,303
♪ We go out for coffee ♪
641
00:23:25,436 --> 00:23:27,939
♪ at two in the morning ♪
642
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,576
♪ Don't tell me that we're
just friends... ♪
643
00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:35,213
We could really fast track
this thing.
644
00:23:35,346 --> 00:23:37,681
I wrote Jess's wedding
sermon 20 years ago.
645
00:23:37,815 --> 00:23:41,286
We have to run across the field
towards each other but in slow motion.
646
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,788
♪ Oh ♪
647
00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:49,861
♪ Sometimes this is the way
that it goes ♪
648
00:23:51,262 --> 00:23:52,731
♪ But oh... ♪
649
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:54,165
[Alex] Something with like...
650
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,933
note cards at the door and...
651
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,769
and then a boom box. Yeah!
652
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,438
[Jess snores softly]
653
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,107
When you guys getting married?
654
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,041
Oh we're taking it slow .
655
00:24:04,175 --> 00:24:05,910
Probably not for another week?
656
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:08,646
Jess is a ring size five.
657
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,848
But I'm sure you knew that.
658
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,584
- Wait. How do you know that?
- Mmm-hmm!
659
00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:18,056
And I've always kinda wanted
to do a moonlight serenade.
660
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:21,293
♪ I've known it since we met...
♪
661
00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,663
No. No!
662
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,801
♪ I know love was meant for us ♪
663
00:24:29,934 --> 00:24:35,240
♪
664
00:24:41,912 --> 00:24:43,548
Be cool, Soda Pop.
665
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,350
Hey babe. Come over and play.
666
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,886
Come get yer whippin'.
667
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:49,955
Ah! I found it.
668
00:24:50,688 --> 00:24:52,858
[pool balls clatter]
669
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:54,960
Where's Rach?
670
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:57,495
[clears throat]
671
00:24:57,628 --> 00:24:59,364
Honoring her father and
her mother.
672
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,366
You know that it may go
well with me
673
00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:02,800
and they may not kill me.
674
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,002
They'll come around.
675
00:25:04,602 --> 00:25:05,604
I'm not so sure.
676
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:09,341
You know I have heard quite
a lot about you two tonight.
677
00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,109
[sarcastically] We're trending.
678
00:25:11,242 --> 00:25:12,910
How long you been together?
679
00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:16,047
Just tell the whole story guys.
'Cause everyone's dying to hear it.
680
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:17,182
[Jess swallows]
681
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,383
Yes...
682
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:19,684
The story.
683
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:20,886
Hey idiots!
684
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,554
Before you practice stupid
romantic stuff
685
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,657
focus on some logistics!
686
00:25:26,924 --> 00:25:27,826
Yeah babe.
687
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,194
Tell 'em the whole story.
688
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:30,395
Mmmm.
689
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,096
You tell it so much
better than I do...
690
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,164
Pumpkin.
691
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:34,699
[mischievous classical music]
692
00:25:34,832 --> 00:25:37,035
Okay. So...
693
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:41,172
Jess cooked me lunch
the day she left for Guatemala.
694
00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:42,507
[Pastor T] Jess cooked?
695
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,076
Yeah, yeah.
And we were just talking about
696
00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:47,545
what she's gonna do
down there and everything.
697
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,414
And then all of a sudden
she's like
698
00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:50,915
"Do you think guys and girls
699
00:25:51,048 --> 00:25:51,983
can be friends?"
700
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,486
And I didn't know what to
say you know?
701
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,387
- -Because I always... kinda...
- [klaxon]
702
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:57,889
had a crush on her.
703
00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,891
[Kristin] That's when you
found out!
704
00:26:00,024 --> 00:26:01,259
No! Actually... um...
705
00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:03,294
because... well you know, I
mean...
706
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:06,063
friendship can be like
a fragile thing.
707
00:26:06,697 --> 00:26:08,432
But honesty brings
people together.
708
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:11,035
Can we go back to the
part where Jess cooks?
709
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,671
- It was a salad. But but...
- Ah!
710
00:26:13,804 --> 00:26:14,906
But really, so
711
00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:17,542
I was about to pour my
heart out, okay?
712
00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:19,711
And then all of a sudden BZZT!
Her phone.
713
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:20,612
And she's like,
714
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:21,946
"It's my Uber."
715
00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:23,248
[tense strings]
716
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:24,548
And then...
717
00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:26,717
I see on the table...
718
00:26:27,318 --> 00:26:28,452
[mouth full] You didn't!
719
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:31,456
[suspenseful chimes]
720
00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:33,725
Guys I did. I read it.
721
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,094
What did it say?
722
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,029
[ethereal choir]
723
00:26:38,162 --> 00:26:39,564
It said she...
724
00:26:40,164 --> 00:26:41,766
only thought of me as a friend.
725
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:43,768
No!
726
00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:45,803
So I just left.
727
00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:49,273
This sounds... really...
familiar.
728
00:26:49,406 --> 00:26:51,643
Ah-ah-ah. No it doesn't,
actually.
729
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,577
This is our original story.
730
00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:54,646
And any similarities
731
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:56,213
to any other romantic story?
732
00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:57,481
Purely coincidental.
733
00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:59,917
There is nothing new
under the sun.
734
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:01,986
Can we please keep going
with the story?
735
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,687
I am dying to hear what happens.
736
00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:06,290
Dude. Obviously they
get together.
737
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,492
Love never fails.
738
00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:11,929
Yes obviously they get
together. But how?
739
00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:13,297
Jess...
740
00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,166
figured out what happened.
741
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,201
[Jess] And then that's when
I realized
742
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,336
that I do love him.
[laughs nervously]
743
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,271
But!
744
00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:21,806
She had to go to the airport.
745
00:27:21,939 --> 00:27:23,374
Okay, longest story ever.
746
00:27:23,507 --> 00:27:24,842
Yeah seriously.
747
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,412
[Alex] And just as she's
about to get on the plane...
748
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:30,915
[romantic orchestral music]
749
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,187
[Alex as Jess] What are you
doing here?
750
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,155
[as Humphrey Bogart] Looking
for you.
751
00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:40,024
I've always been looking
for you.
752
00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:43,595
[as Jess] Well, I'm
right in front of you, idiot!
753
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:48,800
[orchestra swells dramatically]
754
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,570
That's how it happened.
755
00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:55,339
Guys. That's the best
story ever!
756
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:58,009
[Jess] And you came up with it
so quickly.
757
00:27:58,142 --> 00:27:59,510
What's the best story ever?
758
00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:02,513
Jess and Alex were telling
the story how they got together.
759
00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:03,714
[politely] Oh.
760
00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,183
Guys. I can't even.
761
00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:07,685
And honestly?
762
00:28:07,818 --> 00:28:09,020
I don't want to.
763
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,522
There's a time for everything.
764
00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:13,725
[clinks mug with spoon]
765
00:28:14,258 --> 00:28:15,293
[whispers] Kiss!
766
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:16,995
Oh.
767
00:28:18,529 --> 00:28:19,898
Mmmm.
768
00:28:21,031 --> 00:28:21,899
We can't!
769
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,503
Uh... not until we
are...married!
770
00:28:25,636 --> 00:28:26,404
Hardcore!
771
00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,805
That's impossible.
772
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,476
But what about your story? The
passionate kiss at the airport?
773
00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,212
Yes. Exactly!
774
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:37,215
I mean it was so... passionate.
775
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:38,783
So... electric!
776
00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:42,220
We knew we could never
control ourselves...
777
00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:44,421
And that was our last
778
00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,090
until our wedding night.
779
00:28:46,557 --> 00:28:48,326
I am so proud of you kids.
780
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,429
Oh. I have you guys
rooming together.
781
00:28:51,562 --> 00:28:52,764
That's not gonna work.
782
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,432
- I mean it's not--
- Nope.
783
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:56,234
[Alex swallows]
784
00:28:57,668 --> 00:28:58,670
Foosball?
785
00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:03,107
Hey roomie!
786
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,942
I hear you're kind
of a matchmaker.
787
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,077
Teach me your ways?
788
00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:07,679
Honestly?
789
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:09,881
I have no idea.
790
00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:12,816
Well... Alex seems like
a really stand up guy, so...
791
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,052
you're lucky.
792
00:29:22,092 --> 00:29:25,096
[ventilation rattles]
793
00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:29,299
Cozy.
794
00:29:29,433 --> 00:29:31,736
Oh we'll get to know each
other real well.
795
00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:33,872
[Alex swallows]
796
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,610
[guitar strumming]
797
00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:44,983
[Sam hums, composing a melody]
798
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:50,722
[humming and guitar
picking continue]
799
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,129
[Rachel sighs]
800
00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:06,937
♪
801
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:10,541
[Sam sings softly]
♪ Be your fightin' soldier. ♪
802
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,010
♪ Walk through any fire... ♪
803
00:30:13,143 --> 00:30:15,379
♪ see that smile... ♪
804
00:30:15,512 --> 00:30:17,849
♪ face of an angel. ♪
805
00:30:21,485 --> 00:30:23,188
Bedtime for my Christmas angel?
806
00:30:24,121 --> 00:30:24,889
Yes, please.
807
00:30:25,022 --> 00:30:25,957
'Kay.
808
00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:34,131
I love you guys.
809
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:35,833
- Love you.
- Night.
810
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:36,935
Sweet dreams.
811
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:37,835
Thank you.
812
00:30:37,968 --> 00:30:38,837
Good night.
813
00:30:45,142 --> 00:30:46,211
[Pastor T] Alex.
814
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:49,848
Need a little daddy
daughter time.
815
00:30:50,948 --> 00:30:52,116
Discuss a few things.
816
00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:54,319
Yeah. Sure, Pastor T.
817
00:30:57,521 --> 00:30:58,556
Um...
818
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:01,559
Goodnight, I guess.
819
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:09,801
Come closer, baby.
820
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:18,042
[gentle piano]
821
00:31:18,176 --> 00:31:21,679
Baby I know I'm not the best
to talk to about... boys.
822
00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:24,882
[scoffs] Dad I'm not twelve.
823
00:31:25,015 --> 00:31:26,684
I don't need to talk about boys.
824
00:31:27,484 --> 00:31:28,853
I do know a little bit about
825
00:31:28,986 --> 00:31:30,788
being in love with your
best friend.
826
00:31:30,921 --> 00:31:32,690
Me and your mama, we--
827
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,994
Were best friends for two years
before you got the courage to ask her out.
828
00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:37,528
[chuckles]
829
00:31:37,661 --> 00:31:38,930
I told you about that?
830
00:31:40,464 --> 00:31:42,099
I like when you talk about her.
831
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,735
Even if I've heard it
a million times.
832
00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:47,772
♪
833
00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:50,008
What is it you love about Alex?
834
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,910
♪
835
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:55,045
Just that he's...
836
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,581
still around.
837
00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:57,481
Yeah.
838
00:31:57,614 --> 00:31:58,950
When you were kids
839
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,451
he wouldn't leave you alone.
840
00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:02,453
[they laugh]
841
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,057
Remember he would bring extra
valentines and put 'em in my shoe box?
842
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:07,358
Pffft!
843
00:32:07,491 --> 00:32:09,560
Your teacher called
saying you wasn't sharing.
844
00:32:09,693 --> 00:32:10,895
Right!
845
00:32:11,028 --> 00:32:11,796
My fault.
846
00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,063
[both laugh]
847
00:32:13,196 --> 00:32:14,832
[Jess sighs] Alex.
848
00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:17,735
♪
849
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,303
I'm glad you found him.
850
00:32:19,436 --> 00:32:22,206
♪
851
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,307
Me too.
852
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,078
♪
853
00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:28,346
I love you baby.
854
00:32:31,448 --> 00:32:32,784
♪
855
00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:35,687
I love you.
856
00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,992
♪
857
00:32:44,328 --> 00:32:45,896
[frustrated scream]
858
00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:48,933
I can't believe these aren't
ready! This was supposed to be so easy.
859
00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,935
Okay. Okay. No worries.
860
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:54,405
Suffering. Perseverance.
Character. Hope.
861
00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,108
But seriously, did Pinterest
come with instructions?
862
00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:58,943
[scoffs] Oh little brother.
863
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,645
You have never pinned
anything in your life have you?
864
00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:03,814
Okay. Rach? Rach.
865
00:33:03,947 --> 00:33:05,683
Rach! Okay, just look at me.
866
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,119
Flowers are my job anyway,
okay? So just...
867
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,988
hand those over... slowly. Okay.
868
00:33:11,488 --> 00:33:13,190
I'm so sorry guys.
869
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:16,460
I don't know how we could have
thrown this wedding together without you.
870
00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:19,396
Maybe you shouldn't have thrown
together a wedding at all.
871
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,531
Good morning Daddy.
872
00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:22,133
Everything red.
873
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:23,601
Why is everything red?
874
00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:25,436
[Sam] It's Rachel's
favorite color.
875
00:33:25,569 --> 00:33:26,938
Also Christmas.
876
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:29,774
Bingo. And Samuel's
favorite color is green.
877
00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:31,842
Still doesn't mean they
know each other.
878
00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:33,144
Patrick, please.
879
00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:35,245
They've only known each
other for six months.
880
00:33:35,379 --> 00:33:38,515
You want to see a real couple
ready for marriage? Those two.
881
00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:40,484
They've been friends
for 22 years.
882
00:33:41,318 --> 00:33:43,120
This isn't really about
us, it's--
883
00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:44,688
Yeah, it's not about quantity.
884
00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:46,423
It's about quality.
885
00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:49,894
And Samuel and I know way more
about each other than Alex and Jess do.
886
00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:52,262
Oh-ho-ho! Gauntlet thrown.
887
00:33:52,396 --> 00:33:55,966
Oh-em-gee. So much fun.
888
00:33:56,099 --> 00:33:57,668
[Jess] What's fun?
889
00:33:57,801 --> 00:34:00,371
That game where you ask
questions about your significant other!
890
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,340
You're confused about
what fun means.
891
00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:04,542
- No I'm not.
- I don't think this is the--
892
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,077
Hah! This'll be rich.
893
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,378
[podium thunks]
894
00:34:07,511 --> 00:34:08,879
All right, so...
895
00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:10,981
Taylor-Summers wedding party.
896
00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:12,549
Are you ready to rumble?
897
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:13,984
[whoops and cheers]
898
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:16,387
- He's really living his
best life.
899
00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:18,890
First question.
900
00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:21,592
What is your significant
other's...
901
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,194
greatest fear?
902
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:28,365
[suspenseful game show music]
903
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,667
[Loren] Jess?
904
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,236
Oh! Peanut butter
stuck to the roof of his mouth.
905
00:34:32,369 --> 00:34:35,006
[music crescendos]
906
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:37,174
I wouldn't be able to breathe.
Seriously.
907
00:34:37,307 --> 00:34:38,909
That's really weird, man.
908
00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:41,445
And what is Jess's
greatest fear?
909
00:34:41,578 --> 00:34:43,447
The deep ocean.
910
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,950
- Out of respect.
- Boom.
911
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,918
And now to the happy couple!
912
00:34:48,518 --> 00:34:50,754
Um... I'm going to guess...
913
00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:51,655
Spiders.
914
00:34:51,788 --> 00:34:52,790
[giggles]
915
00:34:52,923 --> 00:34:54,091
[clears throat]
916
00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:56,226
[music intensifies]
917
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,162
Oh, that was my second guess.
918
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:02,433
She's just thinking of all
the times that she had to kill a spider for me.
919
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,401
He's... scared of them.
920
00:35:04,534 --> 00:35:05,636
And, Samuel?
921
00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,404
Uh... easy.
922
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:08,739
Heights.
923
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:10,607
Um...
924
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,278
Heights could easily be
embarrassing.
925
00:35:14,878 --> 00:35:16,580
Jess and Alex take
the first round!
926
00:35:16,713 --> 00:35:18,416
Woooo!
927
00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:19,550
Sorry bro.
928
00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:21,618
[jazzy dance music]
929
00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:22,519
Ow!
930
00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:24,454
[marshmallows thud]
931
00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:25,823
Stop it!
932
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,825
Favorite Christmas tradition?
933
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,260
Cheesy romantic comedies.
934
00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:32,596
Honestly,
the thing Jess does the most
935
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:33,764
is roll her eyes.
936
00:35:33,897 --> 00:35:34,999
♪
937
00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:36,400
Deck the Halls!
938
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:39,603
Oh.
939
00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:40,805
Life finds a way.
940
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,940
♪
941
00:35:43,073 --> 00:35:45,743
[airplane flyby sound]
942
00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:47,411
♪
943
00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:48,779
[slap]
944
00:35:48,912 --> 00:35:50,347
[bullet ricochets]
945
00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,683
♪ Five four three two one . ♪
946
00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:53,984
♪ Whoa! ♪
947
00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:58,455
[funky organ]
948
00:35:58,588 --> 00:35:59,990
[Patrick scoffs]
949
00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,558
♪
950
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:04,962
[music intensifies]
951
00:36:05,095 --> 00:36:06,330
♪
952
00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:09,666
[airplane flyby noises]
953
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,136
[awkward silence]
954
00:36:12,269 --> 00:36:14,538
And it's an avalanche!
955
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,774
[note cards flutter]
956
00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,279
Um...
957
00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:24,915
It was fun, guys.
958
00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:27,150
Thanks for playing.
959
00:36:27,284 --> 00:36:28,585
Rachel, honey.
960
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,022
You cannot marry this guy.
961
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:34,992
Uh...
962
00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:37,427
R-Rach!
963
00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:39,830
[Sam] I got it.
I know what to do.
964
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:42,333
Okay. Yeah. Sure.
965
00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:46,704
H-how about we all go on
a hike? Yeah?
966
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,372
Anybody else need some air?
967
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,340
Yeah man! Super psyched! Hike!
968
00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:51,908
[music builds]
969
00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:54,245
[intense rock music]
970
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,013
[outdoor gear jangles]
971
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,548
What is it that you do, Loren?
972
00:36:58,682 --> 00:36:59,716
I experience!
973
00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:00,951
I mean, for work.
974
00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:03,253
Oh, I'm an accountant.
Crunching numbers dudes.
975
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,889
[Pastor T] Hold on, Loren!
976
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:07,591
- Pastor T has arrived everyone.
- Get those steps in!
977
00:37:07,724 --> 00:37:09,927
Who's ready to hike this
hike, huh?
978
00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:15,266
[music crescendos and ends]
979
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:18,002
[snowshoes crunching]
980
00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:21,572
You know, you gotta admit
981
00:37:21,705 --> 00:37:23,774
we do know each other pretty
well, though.
982
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,909
Not now Alex.
983
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:26,410
I... uh...
984
00:37:28,278 --> 00:37:31,815
So um... important flatlander
question.
985
00:37:31,948 --> 00:37:34,251
Do all Colorado natives
have beards?
986
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:36,453
Good question.
Some of the women don't.
987
00:37:36,586 --> 00:37:38,322
- Okay.
- [they laugh]
988
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,690
So peanut butter, huh?
989
00:37:40,824 --> 00:37:42,893
Mmmm... Yeah, yeah.
990
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:45,362
I knew that was gonna
come back to haunt me.
991
00:37:45,495 --> 00:37:47,731
Is this based on
a childhood trauma
992
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,633
or just a horrifying thought?
993
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,468
It is horrifying, right?
994
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,637
[pretends her mouth is
sealed, laughs]
995
00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:55,172
All right, all right.
996
00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:57,107
What's your greatest fear then?
997
00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:58,676
That's rather personal.
998
00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:00,677
Well... You know mine.
999
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,313
That's not your greatest fear.
1000
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,615
It's the greatest fear
you tell at parties.
1001
00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:06,616
Okay.
1002
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,118
Well, if I had said
1003
00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:10,587
that I'm terrified that...
1004
00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,556
the version of love I
have in my head
1005
00:38:12,689 --> 00:38:14,591
doesn't exist in reality...
1006
00:38:15,692 --> 00:38:18,229
it'd probably get
pretty awkward pretty quick.
1007
00:38:19,863 --> 00:38:21,231
That's not awkward.
1008
00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:25,669
[gentle acoustic guitar]
1009
00:38:25,802 --> 00:38:26,870
I gotta say
1010
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:29,306
I am a sucker for romantic
stories
1011
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,308
and yours really got me.
1012
00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:34,511
There's something so authentic
about how you found each other.
1013
00:38:34,644 --> 00:38:35,712
Yeah!
1014
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:38,048
Yeah. Story's the best
part, right?
1015
00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:39,817
Isn't it dating your
best friend?
1016
00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:41,551
Yeah. Well... [laughs]
1017
00:38:41,685 --> 00:38:43,421
Yeah. No, it's that. I just...
1018
00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:45,956
It's nice um...
1019
00:38:46,723 --> 00:38:48,692
having someone to share
everything with.
1020
00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:52,796
Right? I would love to have
someone to just do life with.
1021
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,632
Well I'm-I'm sure...
1022
00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:57,168
God has someone for you.
1023
00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:58,869
[pained exhale]
1024
00:38:59,002 --> 00:39:01,805
That is what everyone says
to the single person at the wedding.
1025
00:39:01,938 --> 00:39:03,407
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1026
00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:05,909
I hated it the second it came
out my mouth. Ugh, gag me.
1027
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,578
You don't get
to complain about it anymore.
1028
00:39:08,712 --> 00:39:09,880
Oh!
1029
00:39:10,013 --> 00:39:11,248
[stifles laughter]
1030
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,051
[Alex clears throat]
1031
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:16,019
All right guys! So...
1032
00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:18,321
To your left there is
a much steeper trail.
1033
00:39:18,455 --> 00:39:20,991
However, there is a great
view at the top.
1034
00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:23,160
Why don't we all stick to
the easy trail?
1035
00:39:23,293 --> 00:39:24,828
We don't have to stay together.
1036
00:39:24,961 --> 00:39:27,197
I'll head to the left
if anyone wants to join.
1037
00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:30,568
I don't think the pastor should
die so I'll take the easier trail.
1038
00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:33,037
- Me too.
- Me too.
1039
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:35,105
[Loren] Looks like it's
just me and you.
1040
00:39:35,238 --> 00:39:37,541
Roughing it.
Testing our limits in nature.
1041
00:39:37,674 --> 00:39:39,577
Sure you don't wanna go
with the group?
1042
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,679
You're good at getting lost,
sweetheart.
1043
00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:43,013
Alex. Drop it. I'm fine--
1044
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,547
On your own, I know.
1045
00:39:44,681 --> 00:39:45,916
[whispers] Hey, hey.
1046
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,719
This is not full rom-com.
If you get lost, which you will,
1047
00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:51,688
I'm upgrading moonlight serenade
to moonlight kiss.
1048
00:39:51,821 --> 00:39:53,523
Not gonna happen. You're on.
1049
00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:55,225
- Fine! Fine.
- Fine.
1050
00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:57,661
["Christmas With You" by
Kenny Hass plays]
1051
00:39:57,794 --> 00:39:59,162
[Rachel] Where are we going?
1052
00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:00,464
Your new favorite place.
1053
00:40:00,597 --> 00:40:02,966
Um... I think we just proved
1054
00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:05,302
that you have no idea
where that is.
1055
00:40:06,069 --> 00:40:07,237
[entry bell rings]
1056
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:12,242
♪ The stockings are hung
and the fire ♪
1057
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:13,743
[giggles]
1058
00:40:13,877 --> 00:40:19,416
♪ Is painting the room
warm gold ♪
1059
00:40:19,549 --> 00:40:22,085
♪ The lights on the tree ♪
1060
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:25,356
♪ make the night come alive ♪
1061
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:29,760
♪ But not one of these do
what you do ♪
1062
00:40:29,893 --> 00:40:32,229
♪
1063
00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:35,766
♪ It's only Christmas with you ♪
1064
00:40:35,899 --> 00:40:38,902
♪ Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum ♪
1065
00:40:39,035 --> 00:40:41,071
♪ Ba-dum Ba-doo-doo-doo ♪
1066
00:40:41,204 --> 00:40:43,440
♪ The only way this is ♪
1067
00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:46,443
♪ that time we call Christmas ♪
1068
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:50,147
♪ Is when we're under
the mistletoe... ♪
1069
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,116
[Alex] So did you grow up all...
1070
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,652
sophisticated and social in
this Boston?
1071
00:40:56,219 --> 00:40:58,088
Good question, did I?
1072
00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:00,290
I did go to Junior Cotillion
1073
00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:02,258
where we had balls and
dance cards.
1074
00:41:02,392 --> 00:41:03,426
What's a dance card?
1075
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,828
Uh, you know a dance card?
1076
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,130
Nuh-uh.
1077
00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:08,264
Okay. You have a slot for
each dance at the ball.
1078
00:41:08,398 --> 00:41:11,134
And you try to fill them up
with all the cutest guys.
1079
00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:13,136
And all the girls would like,
compare.
1080
00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:14,271
Was this like hell?
1081
00:41:14,404 --> 00:41:16,039
Or like a hundred years
ago? Gross.
1082
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:17,307
This was seventh grade!
1083
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,809
I'm sorry-- whoop! [laughs]
1084
00:41:18,942 --> 00:41:19,976
Watch out.
1085
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,678
There's a trail here.
Very dangerous.
1086
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,980
Some idiot could really
hurt himself.
1087
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,916
I'm certainly in trouble then.
1088
00:41:26,049 --> 00:41:28,852
♪ It's only Christmas... ♪
1089
00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:31,521
Okay. There's a Christmas
memory for ya.
1090
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:32,823
Oh wow. Yeah.
1091
00:41:33,423 --> 00:41:35,993
See Christmas isn't the
same by yourself, you know?
1092
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,327
I'm glad Jess is here.
1093
00:41:37,861 --> 00:41:43,400
♪ Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum ♪
1094
00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:45,069
[contented sigh]
1095
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:47,638
[Loren] So you and Alex...
1096
00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,607
You guys make a pretty
good team huh?
1097
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:51,941
You thinking about getting
married soon?
1098
00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:53,710
Seriously?
The whole point of this
1099
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,945
was so people would stop
asking questions.
1100
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:57,081
Whole point of what?
1101
00:41:57,614 --> 00:41:58,782
You know...
1102
00:41:58,915 --> 00:42:01,218
I've built like
12 houses for disaster relief.
1103
00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:03,186
Wait, seriously?
1104
00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:06,490
That's like the
coolest thing I've ever heard.
1105
00:42:06,623 --> 00:42:08,024
No one ever asks about that.
1106
00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:10,527
Why is it always if
I'm dating or who I'm dating?
1107
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:14,098
Even when I go to great lengths
to be dating, which is totally real...
1108
00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:15,532
then it's always if...
1109
00:42:15,665 --> 00:42:17,033
I'm gonna marry that person.
1110
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,436
Oh. So you're afraid
of commitment.
1111
00:42:19,569 --> 00:42:20,403
What?!
1112
00:42:20,537 --> 00:42:21,571
No.
1113
00:42:21,704 --> 00:42:22,806
I love commitment.
1114
00:42:22,939 --> 00:42:25,375
I wish that everyone I knew
1115
00:42:25,508 --> 00:42:27,577
would just commit to things
never changing
1116
00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,880
and then... we'd all be
happy forever.
1117
00:42:30,547 --> 00:42:31,549
That's a wedding.
1118
00:42:33,216 --> 00:42:34,151
Okay.
1119
00:42:34,284 --> 00:42:35,753
Well that just blew my mind.
1120
00:42:36,352 --> 00:42:37,288
Hey wait up!
1121
00:42:39,055 --> 00:42:39,924
Uh...
1122
00:42:40,690 --> 00:42:41,791
You can't be serious!
1123
00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:43,127
Oh come on!
1124
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,229
It'll be easy!
1125
00:42:45,362 --> 00:42:46,696
It's not even a class five.
1126
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,264
I'm adventurous not suicidal.
1127
00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:49,599
Are you sure?
1128
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,367
I really don't want to
leave you.
1129
00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:52,402
I'm fine on my own.
1130
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:53,437
Awesome!
1131
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,776
[Rachel sighs contentedly]
1132
00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:01,077
["O Little Town of Bethlehem"
plays in store]
1133
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:02,346
[Nutcracker chomps]
1134
00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:03,347
[Rachel giggles]
1135
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,747
♪
1136
00:43:04,881 --> 00:43:06,383
I think we can fix this.
1137
00:43:06,516 --> 00:43:08,118
Oh. Rach.
1138
00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:12,823
[mock-serious British accent] Do
not put your fiancé to the test.
1139
00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,058
You're not taking this
seriously.
1140
00:43:15,191 --> 00:43:17,093
They're not gonna quiz us
at the altar.
1141
00:43:17,227 --> 00:43:19,996
It's more of a true/false
"Do you?" "I do," situation.
1142
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,665
Maybe. Or maybe they're right.
1143
00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:23,968
Maybe we don't know
each other well enough.
1144
00:43:24,567 --> 00:43:25,436
So...
1145
00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:28,105
what was the name of my
first pet?
1146
00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:30,608
[laughs nervously]
1147
00:43:31,741 --> 00:43:34,244
[snowshoes crunching]
1148
00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:42,786
Not lost. Not lost.
1149
00:43:42,919 --> 00:43:45,422
[breathes heavily]
1150
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,927
[mysterious kalimba music plays]
1151
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:52,362
[positive chime]
1152
00:43:52,495 --> 00:43:53,530
Okay.
1153
00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:55,098
[rhythmic ticking]
1154
00:43:55,231 --> 00:43:57,301
♪
1155
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,904
[kalimba continues]
1156
00:44:01,504 --> 00:44:02,906
Where'd Alex go?
1157
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,410
[suspenseful strings]
1158
00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:08,745
♪
1159
00:44:08,878 --> 00:44:11,281
[crow calls]
1160
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:12,683
[grunts]
1161
00:44:13,783 --> 00:44:17,487
♪
1162
00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:19,189
[mischievous piano]
1163
00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:26,530
[ticking increases]
1164
00:44:30,767 --> 00:44:32,635
[music intensifies]
1165
00:44:32,769 --> 00:44:33,770
[gasps]
1166
00:44:33,903 --> 00:44:35,839
[Alex urinating]
1167
00:44:37,574 --> 00:44:39,276
[whispers] Perfect.
1168
00:44:45,048 --> 00:44:46,349
Oop!
[grunts]
1169
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:48,819
[ominous low piano]
1170
00:44:49,652 --> 00:44:51,822
♪
1171
00:44:58,795 --> 00:44:59,997
Hmm
1172
00:45:03,299 --> 00:45:06,036
[menacing bass notes]
1173
00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,174
[taffy machine whirs]
1174
00:45:11,908 --> 00:45:13,944
♪
1175
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:19,583
Uh... lemon?
1176
00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:22,518
I don't need a stupid game
1177
00:45:22,652 --> 00:45:25,188
to know whether I want to
be with you.
1178
00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,190
Do you?
1179
00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:27,858
Maybe!
1180
00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:29,726
[Sam sighs]
1181
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,695
I just want everything to
be perfect.
1182
00:45:31,828 --> 00:45:34,530
Rach, we're two days away
from the best day of our lives
1183
00:45:34,664 --> 00:45:36,833
there are a million
things left to do
1184
00:45:36,966 --> 00:45:38,368
and you're worried about...
1185
00:45:38,501 --> 00:45:40,170
guessing my favorite taffy.
1186
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,073
Wanna really do something,
how about
1187
00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:45,209
stand up for me in front
of your dad?
1188
00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:46,910
[huffs]
1189
00:45:49,212 --> 00:45:50,280
♪
1190
00:45:52,882 --> 00:45:54,718
[exhales heavily]
Loren?
1191
00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:58,789
Anyone?!
[echos]
1192
00:46:00,156 --> 00:46:02,192
I always knew I would die
at a wedding.
1193
00:46:02,692 --> 00:46:03,459
Ohhh.
1194
00:46:03,593 --> 00:46:05,763
[grunts]
1195
00:46:09,932 --> 00:46:11,034
Okie dokie.
1196
00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:15,439
- [chair thunks]
- Have a seat son.
1197
00:46:17,907 --> 00:46:21,177
[door creaks shut]
1198
00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:23,781
[eerie, dissonant tones]
1199
00:46:25,481 --> 00:46:26,517
[Alex] Uh...
1200
00:46:28,385 --> 00:46:29,753
Sure, Pastor T.
1201
00:46:33,022 --> 00:46:35,726
[ominous drone]
1202
00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:38,795
Alex we haven't really had a
chance to talk have we?
1203
00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:39,797
Oh.
1204
00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:42,099
No. I... I guess not.
1205
00:46:43,366 --> 00:46:44,902
♪
1206
00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:49,840
[exhales pointedly]
1207
00:46:51,007 --> 00:46:53,043
I know what's going on with
you and Jess.
1208
00:46:53,176 --> 00:46:54,110
[swallows]
1209
00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:56,180
Oh. Y-you do?
1210
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,649
Pretty obvious.
1211
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,351
Really?
1212
00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:03,186
[laughs nervously]
1213
00:47:03,319 --> 00:47:05,922
I kinda thought we did a pretty
good job hiding it but--
1214
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,924
Think that's something to
be proud of?
1215
00:47:08,057 --> 00:47:10,093
I know, I know. I just...
1216
00:47:10,226 --> 00:47:11,661
What am I supposed to do?
1217
00:47:11,794 --> 00:47:14,464
You know, 'cause she's all,
"Let's do it!"
1218
00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:15,732
And...
1219
00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:18,135
I would do anything for her
you know? So...
1220
00:47:18,868 --> 00:47:20,003
I said yes.
1221
00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,406
You can't just blame this...
1222
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:24,641
on her, Alex.
1223
00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:27,211
You should be taking the lead.
1224
00:47:28,044 --> 00:47:29,045
I'm disappointed.
1225
00:47:29,178 --> 00:47:31,348
I know it's wrong Pastor T.
1226
00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:33,649
Terrance?
1227
00:47:33,783 --> 00:47:34,550
[growls]
1228
00:47:34,684 --> 00:47:35,819
P-Pastor Roberts?
1229
00:47:36,319 --> 00:47:37,120
It just...
1230
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:38,522
it happened so fast.
1231
00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:41,024
You start down this road
and before you know it--
1232
00:47:41,157 --> 00:47:42,192
That's not an excuse.
1233
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:44,227
It's so hard to say no.
1234
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,396
I mean, especially when
it's something
1235
00:47:46,529 --> 00:47:48,698
you've fantasized about
for so many years.
1236
00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:50,033
Down to the last detail.
1237
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:51,267
Look, you don't need--
1238
00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:53,536
I didn't imagine she'd be
faking it.
1239
00:47:53,669 --> 00:47:54,904
Please stop.
1240
00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:57,374
I kinda hoped she wouldn't
have to after a while--
1241
00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:58,842
After a while?!
1242
00:47:58,975 --> 00:48:01,244
How many times have
you slept with my daughter?
1243
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,013
Wait, none! Wait, what?
1244
00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:06,382
I saw her sneaking away
from your little rendezvous in the woods.
1245
00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,917
What? No. I'm sorry.
1246
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,753
I'm-I'm so confused
and... very scared right now.
1247
00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:11,988
I caught you!
1248
00:48:12,121 --> 00:48:13,256
With your pants down!
1249
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,258
No, I had to pee.
1250
00:48:15,391 --> 00:48:16,393
She was there?!
1251
00:48:16,526 --> 00:48:18,361
[heartbeat]
1252
00:48:18,494 --> 00:48:20,764
[drone crescendos]
1253
00:48:20,897 --> 00:48:22,599
[catches breath]
1254
00:48:22,732 --> 00:48:24,100
[drone subsides]
1255
00:48:24,233 --> 00:48:25,535
Y-you aren't...?
1256
00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:26,769
No, no.
1257
00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:29,539
[hyperventilates]
1258
00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:31,208
Oh wow.
1259
00:48:32,108 --> 00:48:33,777
[laughs nervously]
No. No.
1260
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,846
Not at all. Sir, I promise.
1261
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,214
So when I said,
1262
00:48:38,981 --> 00:48:41,417
"I know what's going on with
you and Jess"
1263
00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:43,019
what were you thinking of?
1264
00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:43,920
Oh, I--
1265
00:48:44,053 --> 00:48:45,856
[door opens]
1266
00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:49,392
You went... swimming?
1267
00:48:49,859 --> 00:48:52,261
Polar plunge bro.
Great for your circulation.
1268
00:48:52,395 --> 00:48:53,296
Mmm-hmm.
1269
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,431
Wait. Where's Jess?
1270
00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:56,098
You mean she's not back yet?
1271
00:48:56,632 --> 00:48:58,067
I left her over an hour ago.
1272
00:48:58,201 --> 00:48:59,970
She said she'd be cool though.
1273
00:49:02,038 --> 00:49:04,140
[door opens and shuts]
1274
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:05,575
I saw you two out there.
1275
00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:06,910
I didn't even see her.
1276
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:08,545
I promise.
1277
00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:11,948
It's Jess.
1278
00:49:12,582 --> 00:49:13,883
She'll be fine on her own.
1279
00:49:14,017 --> 00:49:15,018
No.
1280
00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:16,954
Not when there are directions
involved.
1281
00:49:17,754 --> 00:49:18,921
[Jess] Loren?
1282
00:49:19,055 --> 00:49:20,791
[gentle piano]
1283
00:49:25,661 --> 00:49:26,530
Loren?
1284
00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:31,301
Jess!
1285
00:49:35,905 --> 00:49:36,907
Jess!
1286
00:49:37,907 --> 00:49:40,477
[wistful cello]
1287
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:42,813
Loren?!
1288
00:49:46,048 --> 00:49:46,950
Jess!
1289
00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:50,420
[grunts and groans]
1290
00:49:51,421 --> 00:49:52,489
Jess!
1291
00:49:53,456 --> 00:49:56,326
[piano builds]
1292
00:49:59,929 --> 00:50:01,397
[more desperately] Loren?!
1293
00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:04,200
[Jess's piano theme plays]
1294
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:05,402
Alex!
1295
00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:08,372
Alex!
1296
00:50:08,971 --> 00:50:11,041
♪
1297
00:50:16,112 --> 00:50:17,381
[weakly, giving up] Alex.
1298
00:50:18,748 --> 00:50:20,317
[music slows]
1299
00:50:22,953 --> 00:50:24,221
[distant voice calling]
1300
00:50:25,288 --> 00:50:26,723
[whispered] Oh my gosh...
1301
00:50:32,061 --> 00:50:34,764
[somber strings]
1302
00:50:34,897 --> 00:50:35,999
[faintly] Jess!
1303
00:50:36,966 --> 00:50:38,001
- Jess!
- Alex!
1304
00:50:38,134 --> 00:50:39,202
Alex!
1305
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,737
Alex over here!
1306
00:50:41,871 --> 00:50:44,207
Jess! Jess, walk this way!
1307
00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,241
Which way?!
1308
00:50:45,374 --> 00:50:46,409
Do you hear my voice?
1309
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:47,644
Yes!
1310
00:50:47,777 --> 00:50:49,179
Walk towards that!
1311
00:50:56,986 --> 00:50:57,921
[whispers] Alex.
1312
00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:02,192
[orchestra crescendos to
Jess's theme]
1313
00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:03,526
Hey, hey.
1314
00:51:03,659 --> 00:51:06,095
You were not even close to
the trail, you know that?
1315
00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:08,598
That's what happens
when I don't have you around.
1316
00:51:08,731 --> 00:51:10,333
But you love being alone.
1317
00:51:10,466 --> 00:51:12,101
Alex, I don't want to lose you.
1318
00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,503
I'm not going anywhere.
1319
00:51:13,637 --> 00:51:15,171
And I don't love being alone.
1320
00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:16,373
Wait. What was that?
1321
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:17,607
One more time friend.
1322
00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,842
This isn't an "I told you so"
moment Alex.
1323
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:21,677
- What kind of moment...
- It's a...
1324
00:51:21,811 --> 00:51:24,414
[music builds]
1325
00:51:24,547 --> 00:51:25,982
♪
1326
00:51:33,289 --> 00:51:34,757
♪
1327
00:51:34,890 --> 00:51:36,159
[both laugh]
1328
00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:38,995
Okay. It's a lot colder
than it looks in the movies.
1329
00:51:39,128 --> 00:51:40,162
Yeah. Ya think?
1330
00:51:40,296 --> 00:51:41,464
Okay. Come on. This way.
1331
00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:43,266
- Can we get hot chocolate?
- Yeah.
1332
00:51:47,203 --> 00:51:49,038
...they tell you it's
gonna freeze?
1333
00:51:49,171 --> 00:51:50,073
Well, no.
1334
00:51:51,874 --> 00:51:53,376
[quickly] Nothing happened!
1335
00:51:55,177 --> 00:51:56,313
Well.
1336
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,482
I'm glad you found her.
1337
00:51:59,049 --> 00:51:59,916
Me too.
1338
00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:02,652
Mmmm
1339
00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:06,989
Whoa!
1340
00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:08,925
Yeah. Sam really uh...
1341
00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:10,260
attacked it.
1342
00:52:10,993 --> 00:52:12,028
Yeah.
1343
00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:13,763
I think...
1344
00:52:13,897 --> 00:52:16,266
I'll give you two
responsible kids some privacy.
1345
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:17,267
Uh, you--
1346
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,568
Responsible.
1347
00:52:20,903 --> 00:52:21,972
[they laugh]
1348
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:25,175
So...
1349
00:52:26,942 --> 00:52:28,044
you're the expert.
1350
00:52:29,078 --> 00:52:30,046
What do we do now?
1351
00:52:31,647 --> 00:52:33,383
- [guitar strums]
- I have an idea.
1352
00:52:36,085 --> 00:52:36,853
♪
1353
00:52:36,986 --> 00:52:39,121
Ah... See...
1354
00:52:39,655 --> 00:52:42,125
In my head there was
gonna be shooting stars, and...
1355
00:52:42,258 --> 00:52:44,460
I was gonna tell you
where all the planets are
1356
00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:46,196
and the constellations
and stuff.
1357
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:49,098
[laughs] Do you even
know where all the planets are?
1358
00:52:49,232 --> 00:52:52,769
No, but you wouldn't know
the difference.
1359
00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,806
♪
1360
00:52:57,973 --> 00:52:58,842
[nervous laughter]
1361
00:52:58,975 --> 00:52:59,976
So weird.
1362
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,047
Weird... how?
1363
00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:08,417
Well...
1364
00:53:08,551 --> 00:53:09,719
it's just like...
1365
00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,188
nothing's changed. You know?
1366
00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:14,990
We're just talking like
we always do.
1367
00:53:15,124 --> 00:53:17,026
Except... you know.
1368
00:53:17,594 --> 00:53:19,329
- Right.
- [Alex laughs]
1369
00:53:20,696 --> 00:53:22,265
♪
1370
00:53:22,398 --> 00:53:25,368
I mean you gotta admit we do
have a pretty epic story though, right?
1371
00:53:25,501 --> 00:53:26,636
Our story.
1372
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,704
We were pretending to date...
now we're not.
1373
00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:30,172
The end.
1374
00:53:30,306 --> 00:53:32,908
[laughs] You don't have a single
romantic bone in your body.
1375
00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:34,443
You know that?
1376
00:53:34,577 --> 00:53:37,180
[laughs] That must be the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me.
1377
00:53:39,048 --> 00:53:40,584
Fine, Mr. Romance.
1378
00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:43,019
How would you tell our story?
1379
00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:44,721
Mmm.
1380
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,891
[whispers] Once upon a time...
1381
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,160
[folk guitar plays]
1382
00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:51,861
- Two little shepherds...
- Mmm-hmm
1383
00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:53,863
...met at their church's
1384
00:53:54,697 --> 00:53:56,099
first living nativity.
1385
00:53:56,232 --> 00:53:57,734
♪
1386
00:53:57,867 --> 00:53:58,902
Your mom was Mary.
1387
00:53:59,802 --> 00:54:00,837
Your dad was Joseph.
1388
00:54:01,937 --> 00:54:02,872
And...
1389
00:54:04,073 --> 00:54:05,442
we shared snacks.
1390
00:54:07,576 --> 00:54:08,444
[they laugh]
1391
00:54:08,577 --> 00:54:09,379
Oh my gosh.
1392
00:54:09,512 --> 00:54:11,147
[Jess sighs with amusement]
1393
00:54:12,681 --> 00:54:15,985
[acoustic folk guitar continues]
1394
00:54:16,118 --> 00:54:18,388
[no audible dialogue]
1395
00:54:27,396 --> 00:54:29,699
[music turns wistful]
1396
00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:39,242
[no audible dialogue]
1397
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:43,113
[quietly] When you tell
it like that
1398
00:54:43,246 --> 00:54:45,081
we do have a pretty epic story.
1399
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,284
[quietly] Yeah.
1400
00:54:49,385 --> 00:54:50,654
I can't wait to tell it.
1401
00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:53,456
[quickly] No not now, like...
1402
00:54:53,589 --> 00:54:55,825
Later. Like... at our wedding
and...
1403
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,092
to our kids.
1404
00:54:57,226 --> 00:54:58,127
To to our grandkids
1405
00:54:58,261 --> 00:54:59,062
or our great--
1406
00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:00,796
Whoa, whoa. Easy Tom Hanks.
1407
00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:02,231
[Alex scoffs]
1408
00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:03,400
Can we just...
1409
00:55:04,099 --> 00:55:05,101
enjoy this moment?
1410
00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:06,603
Yeah.
1411
00:55:07,970 --> 00:55:09,105
I am.
1412
00:55:09,238 --> 00:55:11,675
♪
1413
00:55:17,613 --> 00:55:20,917
[music slows and concludes]
1414
00:55:21,050 --> 00:55:24,287
[loud hammering]
1415
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,689
Hey, bud.
1416
00:55:26,622 --> 00:55:27,624
[hammering]
1417
00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:29,626
How's it going?
1418
00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:31,594
It's not done.
1419
00:55:32,094 --> 00:55:34,463
She's gonna freak out
if she sees it's not done.
1420
00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:36,298
Oh, it's all right--
1421
00:55:36,432 --> 00:55:40,636
Apparently we went to the Ikea
of wedding venues, and now we have to...
1422
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:43,172
construct an entire archway
ourselves.
1423
00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:44,974
Oh, no. The stable.
1424
00:55:45,107 --> 00:55:46,409
This is ours. This Is ours.
1425
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:47,877
This was Rachel's idea.
1426
00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:49,311
Yeah, we got this.
1427
00:55:49,445 --> 00:55:51,181
No problem.
Don't worry about it.
1428
00:55:53,082 --> 00:55:54,116
[Sam sighs]
1429
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,019
Why don't you give me that?
1430
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:58,821
'Cause everybody's
all ready for the rehearsal.
1431
00:55:58,954 --> 00:55:59,823
Yeah.
1432
00:56:00,823 --> 00:56:02,659
How will I know if I'm ready?
1433
00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:07,030
So I take it your talk
with Rachel went well, then?
1434
00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:13,536
Um...
1435
00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:17,540
Where is the archway?
1436
00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:18,508
It'll be here.
1437
00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:19,409
Okay.
1438
00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:20,609
Great.
1439
00:56:20,743 --> 00:56:21,911
The gang's all here.
1440
00:56:22,812 --> 00:56:23,712
Big day tomorrow.
1441
00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,348
Who's excited?
1442
00:56:25,481 --> 00:56:27,683
Woo! Let's rehearse this
rehearsal.
1443
00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:30,920
So, Sam, you'll start
all the way down at the end.
1444
00:56:31,053 --> 00:56:33,589
The nativity stable
is gonna be on the stage, right?
1445
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,392
Yes! In progress.
1446
00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:37,159
Cool...
1447
00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:38,961
["Super" by Kenny Hass plays]
1448
00:56:39,095 --> 00:56:40,063
Go down there.
1449
00:56:40,196 --> 00:56:43,566
♪
1450
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,935
Then Kristen walks with Derek.
1451
00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:48,637
He is coming, right?
1452
00:56:48,771 --> 00:56:51,874
Oh for sure. He just couldn't
get the whole weekend off.
1453
00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:54,277
Then Danielle walks with Alex
1454
00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:56,746
and the maid of honor
walks with the best man.
1455
00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:58,380
Whoa.
1456
00:56:58,514 --> 00:57:00,750
We can't break up
the couple the weekend, right?
1457
00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:04,287
I mean
besides you and Sam.
1458
00:57:05,254 --> 00:57:06,956
[Loren] I'll walk with Danielle.
1459
00:57:08,524 --> 00:57:10,326
And then Alex could walk
with Jess.
1460
00:57:10,459 --> 00:57:13,229
And when we get to the
altar we'll just switch it up.
1461
00:57:13,829 --> 00:57:14,831
Gimme your hand.
1462
00:57:14,964 --> 00:57:15,932
No. No, no.
1463
00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:17,800
♪
1464
00:57:17,933 --> 00:57:20,002
Then if there are
no more changes, Patrick...
1465
00:57:20,135 --> 00:57:22,505
Would you want
your dad to do the ceremony?
1466
00:57:22,638 --> 00:57:25,975
How would that work?
He's gonna have to walk you down the aisle too.
1467
00:57:26,108 --> 00:57:28,077
How soon are you thinking
this might be?
1468
00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:29,746
Right. Sorry. Not our wedding.
1469
00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:31,214
Yet.
1470
00:57:31,915 --> 00:57:34,216
Everybody's happy.
Everybody's excited.
1471
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,052
- Are we?
- Super!
1472
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:39,155
- It's going to be beautiful.
- Thanks, mom.
1473
00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:42,425
I know you want to travel
the world and stuff, so I figured like
1474
00:57:42,558 --> 00:57:44,460
a year of that and then our
first baby.
1475
00:57:44,593 --> 00:57:45,361
Probably a girl.
1476
00:57:45,494 --> 00:57:46,596
Alex.
1477
00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:48,798
Actually Alex, you'll be
on this side with Sam.
1478
00:57:48,931 --> 00:57:50,766
See, this is why the maid
of honor
1479
00:57:50,899 --> 00:57:52,835
usually walks with the best man.
1480
00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:54,204
Right. Sorry.
1481
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,140
It's hard to see without
the archway.
1482
00:57:58,274 --> 00:58:01,110
- Yeah.
- Which will definitely be built tomorrow.
1483
00:58:01,244 --> 00:58:04,346
It even doesn't feel like the
people in the back can see us.
1484
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,582
Your stature is like that
of a palm, babe.
1485
00:58:06,715 --> 00:58:08,284
A tiny, adorable palm.
1486
00:58:08,418 --> 00:58:11,654
Then I'll say some stuff about
what this beautiful day means.
1487
00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:16,325
Blessings. Happiness. Blah blah
blah, et cetera, et cetera.
1488
00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:19,361
And then you'll be married.
Easy like a Sunday morning.
1489
00:58:19,495 --> 00:58:20,496
So easy.
1490
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,365
No quizzes or anything.
1491
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:24,133
Wanna run it again?
1492
00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:25,601
- Nope.
- No. We're good.
1493
00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:28,871
[Pastor T] All right, great.
See you at the rehearsal dinner.
1494
00:58:29,004 --> 00:58:30,306
[Alex] Babe!
1495
00:58:30,439 --> 00:58:31,541
♪ I'm super with you ♪
1496
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,543
[boiling water]
1497
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,883
Hey. Jess.
1498
00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:42,418
Hey Sam. What's up?
1499
00:58:43,118 --> 00:58:44,020
Um...
1500
00:58:45,287 --> 00:58:46,322
This is awkward.
1501
00:58:46,455 --> 00:58:47,723
Still?
1502
00:58:47,856 --> 00:58:49,158
What?
1503
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,826
When my dad tried to set us up
1504
00:58:50,959 --> 00:58:52,495
you said, "This is awkward."
1505
00:58:52,628 --> 00:58:54,664
And I was making a joke
about that.
1506
00:58:54,797 --> 00:58:55,998
And now I'm explaining it
1507
00:58:56,131 --> 00:58:57,833
which makes it more awkward.
1508
00:58:57,967 --> 00:58:59,502
We don't talk much, do we Sam?
1509
00:59:00,202 --> 00:59:01,237
I guess not.
1510
00:59:02,271 --> 00:59:03,273
But um...
1511
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,643
I think Rachel could really
use your help.
1512
00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:07,910
My help?
1513
00:59:08,043 --> 00:59:09,512
Yeah you saw her back there.
1514
00:59:10,813 --> 00:59:12,181
[pretending] I sure did.
1515
00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:13,416
But what's up?
1516
00:59:13,549 --> 00:59:16,385
I just think she
needs more than me right now.
1517
00:59:17,486 --> 00:59:20,022
"Wounds from a friend can
be trusted," and all that.
1518
00:59:20,155 --> 00:59:22,225
I'll talk to her.
I speak fluent Rachel.
1519
00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:23,593
Thank you.
1520
00:59:24,593 --> 00:59:25,428
Uh...
1521
00:59:26,028 --> 00:59:27,063
One more thing.
1522
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:28,063
Sure.
1523
00:59:29,031 --> 00:59:32,168
I need to talk to you about
what's going on with you and Alex.
1524
00:59:33,669 --> 00:59:35,204
What do you mean?
1525
00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:36,205
Well...
1526
00:59:37,239 --> 00:59:39,375
it was a lot to spring on her
this weekend
1527
00:59:39,508 --> 00:59:40,877
the two of you. The whole...
1528
00:59:41,677 --> 00:59:42,678
dating game thing.
1529
00:59:43,479 --> 00:59:47,149
Would it be too much to ask
for you and Alex to just fly below the radar?
1530
00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,784
Just for the next couple days.
1531
00:59:48,917 --> 00:59:50,453
Yeah. Sure.
1532
00:59:52,955 --> 00:59:54,924
[distant air compressor starts]
1533
01:00:01,363 --> 01:00:02,632
[nail gun fires]
1534
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,100
[air compressor whirs]
1535
01:00:09,238 --> 01:00:10,872
Oh, dear Lord. Alex.
1536
01:00:11,006 --> 01:00:12,775
- What's up?
- Ooh.
1537
01:00:13,409 --> 01:00:15,444
- How about you let me do that?
- Oh yeah?
1538
01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,781
Well, there ain't room in this
town for the two of us.
1539
01:00:18,914 --> 01:00:20,416
[spaghetti western music]
1540
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,785
I'm just kidding babe.
It's all you. Hold on.
1541
01:00:23,385 --> 01:00:24,653
[nail gun fires]
1542
01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,489
[projector winding down]
1543
01:00:26,622 --> 01:00:27,857
[thud]
1544
01:00:30,092 --> 01:00:31,294
[muffled] Alex?
1545
01:00:31,427 --> 01:00:32,828
Alex! can you hear me?
1546
01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:34,463
[Alex] Oh. Oh.
1547
01:00:34,597 --> 01:00:36,432
How long was I out?
1548
01:00:36,565 --> 01:00:37,900
Almost a minute.
1549
01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:39,068
Oh, a minute?
1550
01:00:39,935 --> 01:00:41,137
Oh, just a minute.
1551
01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:42,070
The first time.
1552
01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,405
You came to for a second
1553
01:00:43,539 --> 01:00:45,608
then you passed out again
for two minutes.
1554
01:00:45,741 --> 01:00:47,242
Two minutes?
1555
01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:49,845
You woke up again and started
crying. It was really sad and loud.
1556
01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:52,314
Then you were sorta
in and out for a while.
1557
01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:53,449
Oh. Oh.
1558
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:55,652
[eerie sting]
1559
01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:57,786
- Oh.
- [thud]
1560
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,490
Oh please dear God,
this is not drama free.
1561
01:01:01,624 --> 01:01:03,326
We have to get him to
a hospital.
1562
01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,364
Jess. Should you take him?
1563
01:01:09,732 --> 01:01:12,368
Oh. Wha-what happened?
1564
01:01:12,501 --> 01:01:13,702
You shot yourself.
1565
01:01:13,835 --> 01:01:15,271
- [thud]
- Go back to sleep.
1566
01:01:17,807 --> 01:01:21,678
[Jazzy "Silent Night"
plays in clinic]
1567
01:01:23,813 --> 01:01:26,215
Oh uh, take it easy.
1568
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,250
Oh. Where's Jess?
1569
01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:31,220
Um... she had to help with
the archway.
1570
01:01:31,987 --> 01:01:33,022
She's not here?
1571
01:01:34,156 --> 01:01:35,324
Stuck with me.
1572
01:01:35,457 --> 01:01:36,325
No I--
1573
01:01:36,825 --> 01:01:37,626
[knocking]
1574
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,995
How are you feeling?
1575
01:01:39,128 --> 01:01:40,329
Oh, yeah.
1576
01:01:40,462 --> 01:01:41,330
I'll wait outside.
1577
01:01:41,463 --> 01:01:42,698
No. You don't have...
1578
01:01:43,432 --> 01:01:45,568
Aw. Got a nice girlfriend there.
1579
01:01:45,701 --> 01:01:46,501
What? Oh no.
1580
01:01:46,635 --> 01:01:48,504
She's not my girlfriend.
1581
01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:50,105
[heart races]
1582
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:51,507
Are you sure about that?
1583
01:01:52,007 --> 01:01:52,875
Um...
1584
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,078
I mean, yeah.
1585
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:57,413
Mm-hmm.
1586
01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,315
Well...
1587
01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:01,083
good news is you've
missed the bone.
1588
01:02:01,217 --> 01:02:04,120
These stitches will hold. We'll
get you on some painkillers
1589
01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:06,489
and some crutches,
and you'll be good to go.
1590
01:02:06,622 --> 01:02:08,324
Oh, okay. Great. Yeah.
1591
01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:12,195
You should take her to the top
of the Empire State Building.
1592
01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:14,763
What?
1593
01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:16,031
Girls love that.
1594
01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:17,032
We're...
1595
01:02:17,165 --> 01:02:18,901
We're in Colorado.
1596
01:02:19,034 --> 01:02:20,169
I'm just saying.
1597
01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:21,737
Right but...
1598
01:02:22,204 --> 01:02:24,206
I... I don't get how that
makes sense.
1599
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:26,275
Well love doesn't have to
make sense.
1600
01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:27,777
It's romantic.
1601
01:02:28,511 --> 01:02:30,146
[scoffs]
I don't want her
1602
01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:32,314
at the top
of the Empire State Building.
1603
01:02:33,248 --> 01:02:36,251
I just want someone
who will actually be here.
1604
01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,855
Hmm. Well I can't help
you there.
1605
01:02:39,655 --> 01:02:41,457
But I can get you a prescription
1606
01:02:41,590 --> 01:02:43,625
and tell your not girlfriend
1607
01:02:43,759 --> 01:02:44,960
that you're good to go.
1608
01:02:45,427 --> 01:02:47,763
I'm so tired of
"not girlfriends" this weekend.
1609
01:02:47,896 --> 01:02:49,532
Oh, is there more than one?
1610
01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:51,601
You have no idea.
1611
01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:54,503
♪
1612
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,407
["Silent Night" saxophone solo]
1613
01:03:03,145 --> 01:03:04,313
[nail gun fires]
1614
01:03:05,414 --> 01:03:07,149
How's Alex?
1615
01:03:07,282 --> 01:03:09,618
I don't know, he's not back yet.
1616
01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:11,220
You didn't go with him?
1617
01:03:11,353 --> 01:03:14,623
Someone has to finish this
stable, and that someone is me.
1618
01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:15,958
[nail gun fires loudly]
1619
01:03:16,692 --> 01:03:18,594
Yeah this thing's been
through a lot.
1620
01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:22,164
I'm surprised it still holds up.
1621
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:24,133
You think I should've
gone with Alex.
1622
01:03:24,266 --> 01:03:25,267
I didn't say that.
1623
01:03:25,401 --> 01:03:26,802
But you're thinking it.
1624
01:03:26,935 --> 01:03:29,105
Jess, you are doing
something you love to do.
1625
01:03:29,238 --> 01:03:30,639
Something you're good at.
1626
01:03:30,773 --> 01:03:33,442
You're helping to make your
friend's wedding a special day.
1627
01:03:33,576 --> 01:03:35,477
Alex is probably upset.
1628
01:03:35,611 --> 01:03:37,780
It's just he wants
to do everything together.
1629
01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:40,482
Specifically get married and
have babies.
1630
01:03:41,049 --> 01:03:42,185
Is that what you want?
1631
01:03:42,951 --> 01:03:44,286
[scoffs]
Now?
1632
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,254
Now you ask me if that's
what I want?
1633
01:03:46,388 --> 01:03:49,024
It's the only thing everyone's
been telling me to want.
1634
01:03:49,158 --> 01:03:51,093
- Baby, I just want you to be--
- Happy.
1635
01:03:51,827 --> 01:03:52,627
I know.
1636
01:03:52,761 --> 01:03:53,763
I really mean that.
1637
01:03:56,431 --> 01:03:57,333
It's just...
1638
01:03:58,434 --> 01:03:59,568
it's real now.
1639
01:03:59,702 --> 01:04:02,638
Somehow... I fell into
this actual relationship.
1640
01:04:03,839 --> 01:04:05,808
Why is it real now as
opposed to before?
1641
01:04:05,941 --> 01:04:08,377
[car pulls up outside]
1642
01:04:08,944 --> 01:04:10,046
That must be Alex.
1643
01:04:11,446 --> 01:04:12,982
I'm gonna see if he's okay.
1644
01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:14,183
Avoidance.
1645
01:04:16,351 --> 01:04:18,320
Wonder where you get that from?
1646
01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:19,355
Not me.
1647
01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:28,497
Oh!
1648
01:04:29,831 --> 01:04:31,534
I'll uh... leave you two.
1649
01:04:35,003 --> 01:04:36,172
How you feeling?
1650
01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:37,073
Don't.
1651
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,674
[wistful piano]
1652
01:04:38,807 --> 01:04:39,942
You shot yourself.
1653
01:04:40,075 --> 01:04:41,711
Can you just for like a
second...
1654
01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:44,714
treat me like you did
when we were pretending?
1655
01:04:44,847 --> 01:04:46,715
Okay. You shot yourself,
pumpkin.
1656
01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:48,016
You know what I mean.
1657
01:04:48,717 --> 01:04:52,354
Is it too much to ask for you to
go to the hospital with your... boyfriend?
1658
01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:55,257
No relationship is gonna be
like when we were pretending.
1659
01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:56,858
That's why we were pretending.
1660
01:04:56,992 --> 01:04:59,428
So we didn't have to be
in an actual relationship.
1661
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:00,562
Speak for yourself.
1662
01:05:00,696 --> 01:05:02,398
I actually wanted to
be with you.
1663
01:05:02,865 --> 01:05:05,968
Me. As am right now.
You wanna be with that person
1664
01:05:06,102 --> 01:05:09,071
or the person you're pretending
was the perfect girlfriend?
1665
01:05:09,204 --> 01:05:10,406
I'm not stupid.
1666
01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:13,275
Okay, I know it's not
gonna be perfect, but...
1667
01:05:14,243 --> 01:05:16,912
I do at least need someone
who can actually be with me.
1668
01:05:17,046 --> 01:05:20,015
I'm not a romantic like you.
I have my own things I wanna do.
1669
01:05:20,148 --> 01:05:21,517
Oh believe me I know.
1670
01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:24,352
That's why I thought this could
work. Because you know me.
1671
01:05:24,486 --> 01:05:26,755
That's not a good enough
reason for me.
1672
01:05:26,889 --> 01:05:28,157
Maybe this was a bad idea.
1673
01:05:28,290 --> 01:05:29,892
Yeah, the lying. Obviously Jess.
1674
01:05:30,025 --> 01:05:31,427
No, I mean, making it real.
1675
01:05:31,927 --> 01:05:33,662
♪
1676
01:05:34,362 --> 01:05:36,732
Maybe we should just
go back to being friends.
1677
01:05:37,566 --> 01:05:38,834
Keep things as they were?
1678
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:41,904
I don't know if I can do that.
1679
01:05:42,404 --> 01:05:43,873
Alex please don't say that.
1680
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:47,043
I cannot lose you. Why do you
think I did all of this?
1681
01:05:48,344 --> 01:05:49,478
Because you love me?
1682
01:05:49,611 --> 01:05:52,882
♪
1683
01:05:53,015 --> 01:05:54,216
Of course I love you.
1684
01:05:56,418 --> 01:05:57,887
Like Rachel loves Sam?
1685
01:06:01,623 --> 01:06:03,492
♪
1686
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:04,493
Right.
1687
01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:06,329
So...
1688
01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:08,631
Back to the way things were.
1689
01:06:09,664 --> 01:06:10,533
Hey, hey.
1690
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:13,135
Thank you.
1691
01:06:15,370 --> 01:06:18,574
You honestly have no idea how
much your friendship means to me.
1692
01:06:19,107 --> 01:06:19,976
Yeah.
1693
01:06:20,642 --> 01:06:23,779
♪
1694
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:25,747
Oh.
1695
01:06:26,882 --> 01:06:29,785
Yeah... we're gonna have to
keep pretending though. Just...
1696
01:06:30,652 --> 01:06:32,221
for the rest of the weekend.
1697
01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:35,524
I'm gonna go take some more
painkillers.
1698
01:06:36,324 --> 01:06:37,193
Okay.
1699
01:06:38,693 --> 01:06:41,497
[forlorn orchestral strings]
1700
01:06:47,402 --> 01:06:50,839
♪
1701
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,310
Your stable turned
wedding arch is all finished.
1702
01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:55,844
Thanks.
1703
01:06:56,778 --> 01:06:58,881
Sam doesn't even really
know what it is.
1704
01:07:02,217 --> 01:07:05,021
[deep strings]
1705
01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:07,289
You look like that thing's
gonna eat you.
1706
01:07:07,989 --> 01:07:09,191
It's my perfect dress.
1707
01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:11,760
For my disaster of a wedding.
1708
01:07:11,894 --> 01:07:12,895
Hey.
1709
01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:15,164
Hey, it's not a disaster at all.
1710
01:07:16,131 --> 01:07:17,199
A few minor hiccups.
1711
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,035
Hmm
1712
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,069
My dad hates Samuel,
1713
01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:22,871
and Samuel wants me to
defend him,
1714
01:07:23,004 --> 01:07:24,573
and nothing is ready.
1715
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:27,175
♪
1716
01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:28,643
What if everybody's right?
1717
01:07:29,377 --> 01:07:31,413
What if we're rushing into this?
1718
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:32,514
What everyone thinks
1719
01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:34,550
is that you two are
perfect together.
1720
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,452
No.
1721
01:07:36,585 --> 01:07:39,120
What everybody thinks is you
and Alex are perfect together.
1722
01:07:39,254 --> 01:07:40,523
Samuel and I are a mess.
1723
01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,190
I mean, I'm a mess.
1724
01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:43,892
And for whatever reason
1725
01:07:44,025 --> 01:07:46,562
he doesn't seem to think
that's a big, fat red flag.
1726
01:07:47,496 --> 01:07:49,731
Maybe because he
knows you better than that.
1727
01:07:50,365 --> 01:07:51,833
I think we proved that that's...
1728
01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:53,002
just not true.
1729
01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:58,607
He knows well enough to take you
stress shopping to a Christmas store.
1730
01:07:58,740 --> 01:08:01,010
And call your accountabilibuddy.
1731
01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:02,945
'Cause you're being
a crazy person.
1732
01:08:09,018 --> 01:08:10,586
[Rachel sighs]
1733
01:08:13,956 --> 01:08:14,990
Come out here.
1734
01:08:15,124 --> 01:08:16,224
Nuh-uh.
1735
01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:17,125
Come on.
1736
01:08:17,258 --> 01:08:18,561
- No.
- Yes.
1737
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,128
[Rachel sighs]
1738
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:21,864
You can do it.
[Jess strains]
1739
01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:23,565
The people are out there.
1740
01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:25,700
[low conversation]
1741
01:08:26,434 --> 01:08:28,204
What is he saying right now?
1742
01:08:30,606 --> 01:08:33,308
[imitates Sam] "Bro.
Rachel is such a bridezilla."
1743
01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:35,443
"You have to get me out
of this dude."
1744
01:08:35,944 --> 01:08:36,912
Come on Rach.
1745
01:08:37,045 --> 01:08:38,747
You're not gonna win any
game shows
1746
01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:39,981
but you know him.
1747
01:08:40,115 --> 01:08:41,016
What's he saying?
1748
01:08:42,251 --> 01:08:43,285
He's saying...
1749
01:08:43,819 --> 01:08:45,854
"Yeah, it's been a little
crazy..."
1750
01:08:45,987 --> 01:08:47,289
[heartwarming guitar]
1751
01:08:47,422 --> 01:08:50,259
But he's like, "It's okay."
1752
01:08:50,993 --> 01:08:53,829
"Because I choose her.
Every time."
1753
01:08:53,962 --> 01:08:55,164
♪
1754
01:08:55,764 --> 01:08:58,701
"And I'm so excited to
marry that girl."
1755
01:09:01,636 --> 01:09:03,972
♪
1756
01:09:04,105 --> 01:09:05,174
Shall we?
1757
01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:06,175
Okay.
1758
01:09:07,142 --> 01:09:12,248
[giggling and conversation]
1759
01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:15,851
♪
1760
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,156
[gentle guitar picking]
1761
01:09:30,899 --> 01:09:33,302
Yep, that seems about right.
1762
01:09:33,936 --> 01:09:34,936
Ah!
1763
01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:36,105
- [thud]
- Oh.
1764
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:39,174
You gotta work on those
reflexes man.
1765
01:09:39,307 --> 01:09:40,342
It was a marshmallow.
1766
01:09:40,476 --> 01:09:42,310
How many times do I have
to tell you?
1767
01:09:42,444 --> 01:09:44,980
Fire is like the most
dangerous element on Earth.
1768
01:09:45,113 --> 01:09:46,582
You're not wrong I guess.
1769
01:09:47,149 --> 01:09:48,016
Thank you.
1770
01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:49,051
Come on.
1771
01:09:50,886 --> 01:09:51,921
Ooh.
1772
01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:54,889
I'm here to help.
1773
01:09:55,023 --> 01:09:56,224
Thanks. Yeah.
1774
01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:57,259
Man.
1775
01:09:57,392 --> 01:09:58,427
I love weddings.
1776
01:09:59,861 --> 01:10:02,698
I am sooo sorry.
1777
01:10:04,799 --> 01:10:07,870
[chair scrapes loudly]
1778
01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:14,475
Wow. Okay.
1779
01:10:14,609 --> 01:10:15,911
You're a pretty good shot.
1780
01:10:16,044 --> 01:10:16,945
[they laugh]
1781
01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:18,880
Someone should probably
teach you
1782
01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:21,049
how to make a s'more
the right way.
1783
01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:22,851
Ugh. Clearly.
1784
01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:24,753
So here in Colorado
1785
01:10:25,353 --> 01:10:27,322
we have this trick for um...
1786
01:10:27,889 --> 01:10:30,024
roasting marshmallows properly.
1787
01:10:30,158 --> 01:10:31,559
Please, show me your ways.
1788
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,730
Y-you're probably gonna
think it's gross.
1789
01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:36,598
Try me?
1790
01:10:36,731 --> 01:10:37,599
Yeah?
1791
01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:38,767
[light piano]
1792
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,435
Um, okay so...
1793
01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:45,440
first you have to get it
all gross and slobbery, okay?
1794
01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:46,442
[mumbles]
1795
01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:48,210
Gross.
1796
01:10:48,343 --> 01:10:49,211
[they laugh]
1797
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:52,548
But...
1798
01:10:56,852 --> 01:10:59,421
["Me [When I'm With You]"
by Madison Henderson plays]
1799
01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:04,325
♪ Somebody once told me
that you ♪
1800
01:11:04,459 --> 01:11:08,096
♪ Can't color outside
of the lines... ♪
1801
01:11:08,229 --> 01:11:09,098
Yeah.
1802
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:12,568
Perfect.
1803
01:11:14,369 --> 01:11:15,771
Do you want... Er, yeah,
1804
01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:16,772
Um...
1805
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,708
I will let you do your
own because
1806
01:11:19,842 --> 01:11:21,243
that is gross.
1807
01:11:21,376 --> 01:11:24,213
♪ You saved me,
didn't erase me... ♪
1808
01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:26,615
Where's your girlfriend?
1809
01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:28,784
Oh, um...
1810
01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:31,553
She's around.
1811
01:11:32,921 --> 01:11:35,257
When do you... go back to
Boston?
1812
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:37,559
Day after tomorrow.
1813
01:11:43,498 --> 01:11:44,933
That's one way to do it.
1814
01:11:45,066 --> 01:11:47,036
[spoon clinking glass]
1815
01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:52,841
[awkward silence]
1816
01:11:56,945 --> 01:11:59,614
I guess that I'm supposed
to say a few words tonight.
1817
01:12:00,582 --> 01:12:02,818
Which is honestly better
than tomorrow.
1818
01:12:05,787 --> 01:12:08,123
[Patrick] I'll just
make this short and sweet.
1819
01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,625
I swear, you kids and
your wedding festivities.
1820
01:12:10,759 --> 01:12:13,796
You know your mother and I,
we just went to the courthouse.
1821
01:12:15,096 --> 01:12:17,632
Then again, we've been divorced
for 12 years.
1822
01:12:17,765 --> 01:12:20,102
Which is a lot longer than we
were married. Hah!
1823
01:12:20,235 --> 01:12:21,136
[Rachel] Daddy.
1824
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:25,707
Anyway.
1825
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:27,943
Rachel knows I love her.
1826
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:29,778
Yeah
1827
01:12:29,911 --> 01:12:32,648
And Samuel knows I don't like
him one bit.
1828
01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:34,282
Daddy.
1829
01:12:34,415 --> 01:12:37,652
Hey, you wanted me to talk.
This is me being honest, okay?
1830
01:12:37,785 --> 01:12:41,290
Maybe you'll think twice
about asking me to speak at your next wedding.
1831
01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:43,291
Which is certainly bound
to happen.
1832
01:12:43,825 --> 01:12:45,260
I'm sure it'll be beautiful.
1833
01:12:45,394 --> 01:12:47,229
Okay. That's enough.
1834
01:12:47,362 --> 01:12:48,831
This man sitting next to me.
1835
01:12:49,564 --> 01:12:52,334
He chooses me every day.
1836
01:12:52,467 --> 01:12:53,902
And, yeah.
1837
01:12:54,035 --> 01:12:57,205
Maybe we have a lot more
to get to know about each other.
1838
01:12:57,338 --> 01:12:59,241
But the one thing I do know
1839
01:13:00,675 --> 01:13:05,180
is that he's the one person that
I don't want to live without.
1840
01:13:06,214 --> 01:13:07,583
Samuel...
1841
01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:11,286
maybe we didn't meet
each other in kindergarten...
1842
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:15,423
but I am so happy
that I met you when I did
1843
01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:18,026
and I am so excited
to spend the rest of our lives
1844
01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:21,863
getting to know every single
tiny little detail about each other.
1845
01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:23,098
[gentle folk]
1846
01:13:23,231 --> 01:13:24,099
Sam...
1847
01:13:24,866 --> 01:13:26,068
I choose you.
1848
01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:28,203
Every time.
1849
01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:31,039
So you're just...
1850
01:13:31,673 --> 01:13:33,842
you're gonna have to get used
to it Daddy.
1851
01:13:39,014 --> 01:13:40,449
Oh.
1852
01:13:40,582 --> 01:13:43,552
And thank you to my amazing
maid of honor
1853
01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:47,055
who had the courage to be
honest with me
1854
01:13:47,188 --> 01:13:49,792
when I was being a crazy person.
1855
01:13:50,726 --> 01:13:51,593
Thanks, Jess.
1856
01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:53,429
[sighs]
1857
01:13:55,764 --> 01:13:56,565
You know
1858
01:13:56,698 --> 01:13:57,598
[stable creaks]
1859
01:13:57,732 --> 01:13:59,134
when these two first met
1860
01:13:59,267 --> 01:14:01,503
I saw them fall in looove .
1861
01:14:01,636 --> 01:14:03,472
[laughter]
1862
01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:06,842
And if I wasn't so busy
being afraid to lose Rachel
1863
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,644
I would have been so excited
1864
01:14:09,777 --> 01:14:12,080
to see that you've found
such a wonderful man.
1865
01:14:12,981 --> 01:14:14,115
In fact
1866
01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,684
I was so caught up in all
the weddings and
1867
01:14:16,818 --> 01:14:18,920
my dad trying to set me up
that...
1868
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:22,391
we did something kind of crazy.
1869
01:14:22,524 --> 01:14:24,793
[stable creaks]
1870
01:14:24,926 --> 01:14:26,060
Uh, Jess?
1871
01:14:26,194 --> 01:14:28,129
No, Alex I think everyone
should know.
1872
01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:29,598
- [creaks]
- Jess seriously.
1873
01:14:29,731 --> 01:14:32,434
You all thought that
we were the perfect couple.
1874
01:14:33,401 --> 01:14:34,603
The truth is...
1875
01:14:35,937 --> 01:14:37,839
we're a terrible couple.
1876
01:14:38,406 --> 01:14:40,475
We weren't even together when
we got here.
1877
01:14:40,609 --> 01:14:43,644
We made it all up so I wouldn't
have to get set up again.
1878
01:14:43,778 --> 01:14:45,079
- What?
- I knew it!
1879
01:14:45,213 --> 01:14:47,081
- Oh, Jessica.
- Are you serious?
1880
01:14:47,215 --> 01:14:48,616
- [loud creaking]
- Guys!
1881
01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,019
[shouting and shrieking]
1882
01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:59,627
You lied to everyone at
my wedding?!
1883
01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:01,830
I know it's crazy and
it's stupid
1884
01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:04,031
and I'm sorry that it caused
some trouble!
1885
01:15:04,165 --> 01:15:06,200
Some trouble?
Some trouble, Jess?!
1886
01:15:06,334 --> 01:15:08,804
But the point is that
you two are the real couple
1887
01:15:08,937 --> 01:15:10,505
and that's what really matters.
1888
01:15:10,638 --> 01:15:11,873
That's it. That's it!
1889
01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:13,075
It's okay! It's okay.
1890
01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:15,910
Yeah, it's gonna be okay
because Jess is leaving.
1891
01:15:16,044 --> 01:15:18,479
Alex, you can stay.
I know this wasn't your idea!
1892
01:15:18,613 --> 01:15:21,115
I'm sorry! But if you
hadn't set me up with Loren.
1893
01:15:21,249 --> 01:15:22,551
Oh, do not make excuses!
1894
01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,619
I want you gone by the wedding!
1895
01:15:24,752 --> 01:15:28,222
Perfect! The night before
my wedding and it's still all about Jess!
1896
01:15:28,356 --> 01:15:29,390
Bro!
1897
01:15:29,524 --> 01:15:30,893
[Kristin] Rachel!
1898
01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:35,631
Okay. Rachel I'm coming!
It's all gonna work out.
1899
01:15:36,697 --> 01:15:38,000
[Jess struggles]
1900
01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:40,635
Yeah. A little heads up
might have been nice.
1901
01:15:40,768 --> 01:15:42,471
Alex. Come on, I didn't mean to.
1902
01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:44,172
You know what?
1903
01:15:45,273 --> 01:15:46,074
Nope.
1904
01:15:46,207 --> 01:15:47,208
I'm done.
1905
01:15:47,342 --> 01:15:49,177
With you. With us. With this.
1906
01:15:49,310 --> 01:15:50,312
All of it.
1907
01:15:50,445 --> 01:15:51,880
Pretend or real or whatever.
1908
01:15:52,414 --> 01:15:53,582
I'm out.
1909
01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:54,583
I'm sorry!
1910
01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:56,417
Don't!
1911
01:15:56,551 --> 01:15:59,788
I'm sorry I dragged you into
this and I'm sorry we don't make a good couple.
1912
01:15:59,921 --> 01:16:00,956
[somber strings]
1913
01:16:01,089 --> 01:16:02,591
Whenever you need someone
1914
01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:03,958
I'm there.
1915
01:16:04,092 --> 01:16:06,561
When you wanted
to lie to our entire church
1916
01:16:06,694 --> 01:16:07,763
I'm there.
1917
01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,797
And then when I hurt my leg,
you're gone.
1918
01:16:09,931 --> 01:16:13,468
And when you come clean
you do it in the middle of the rehearsal dinner?
1919
01:16:13,602 --> 01:16:16,938
I wanted to fix everything!
I thought that's what Rachel would want!
1920
01:16:17,071 --> 01:16:19,708
Stop trying to fix
everything Jess!
1921
01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:21,409
You can't! all right?
1922
01:16:21,543 --> 01:16:24,079
You can't fix it and you
can't control it.
1923
01:16:24,212 --> 01:16:26,080
People get married. Get over it.
1924
01:16:26,214 --> 01:16:27,882
Hey, we are in this together!
1925
01:16:28,016 --> 01:16:29,184
No.
1926
01:16:29,317 --> 01:16:30,285
Not anymore.
1927
01:16:32,053 --> 01:16:33,788
But you're still my best friend.
1928
01:16:33,921 --> 01:16:35,957
I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't clear.
1929
01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:37,559
We're not friends anymore.
1930
01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:40,429
Now just...
1931
01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:42,631
just stay there.
1932
01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,066
I want to storm off,
but I gotta...
1933
01:16:45,199 --> 01:16:46,934
I gotta do it really slowly.
1934
01:16:47,068 --> 01:16:48,437
[sniffs]
1935
01:16:51,339 --> 01:16:52,574
[melancholy piano]
1936
01:16:52,707 --> 01:16:54,810
[muffled crash]
1937
01:16:58,079 --> 01:16:59,681
♪
1938
01:16:59,814 --> 01:17:01,115
Danielle! Wait, wait.
1939
01:17:01,249 --> 01:17:02,684
I can't talk to you right now.
1940
01:17:02,818 --> 01:17:04,519
Wait. No, I thought that-- Oh!
1941
01:17:04,652 --> 01:17:07,121
I thought that this would
make more sense now.
1942
01:17:07,255 --> 01:17:09,858
You thought things
would make more sense now?
1943
01:17:10,425 --> 01:17:11,526
Yeah, I...
1944
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:13,194
- [chair motor]
- Look, I'm sorry.
1945
01:17:13,328 --> 01:17:17,165
All right?
I wanted to tell you. I did.
1946
01:17:17,298 --> 01:17:20,201
I thought that maybe
there was something here.
1947
01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:21,436
[chair stops]
1948
01:17:21,569 --> 01:17:22,970
Am I wrong?
1949
01:17:23,104 --> 01:17:24,138
I don't know.
1950
01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:26,174
Apparently the whole thing
was a lie, so...
1951
01:17:26,307 --> 01:17:27,642
[chair restarts]
1952
01:17:27,775 --> 01:17:31,012
Danielle, I didn't expect
to meet anyone like you.
1953
01:17:31,145 --> 01:17:32,781
Okay, I didn't.
1954
01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:33,681
I'm sorry.
1955
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:34,616
[chair stops]
1956
01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,518
Leave me alone. Please.
1957
01:17:40,755 --> 01:17:43,425
[chair restarts]
1958
01:17:56,271 --> 01:17:58,172
If you're not gonna eat
those, I will.
1959
01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:00,341
I know what you're gonna say.
1960
01:18:00,475 --> 01:18:02,144
I messed up, but you love me.
1961
01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:03,712
I'm forgiven.
1962
01:18:03,845 --> 01:18:05,746
I've heard the speech
a thousand times.
1963
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:06,882
[sniffs]
1964
01:18:07,615 --> 01:18:08,749
Do you need it?
1965
01:18:08,883 --> 01:18:09,985
I know it by heart.
1966
01:18:10,118 --> 01:18:11,486
Forgiveness and grace.
1967
01:18:12,687 --> 01:18:13,754
Yeah, but...
1968
01:18:14,522 --> 01:18:17,425
["Shadow Side" by
Josh Calhoun plays]
1969
01:18:17,558 --> 01:18:18,593
Do you need it?
1970
01:18:21,329 --> 01:18:22,864
♪
1971
01:18:23,899 --> 01:18:25,499
Daddy I'm sorry I lied to you.
1972
01:18:25,633 --> 01:18:26,635
[sniffs]
1973
01:18:26,768 --> 01:18:28,170
♪
1974
01:18:29,003 --> 01:18:30,304
Everything is such a mess.
1975
01:18:30,438 --> 01:18:32,708
I lost Alex.
I ruined Rachel's wedding.
1976
01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:34,876
Baby...
1977
01:18:36,177 --> 01:18:37,679
I decided a long time ago
1978
01:18:38,446 --> 01:18:40,915
that you are forgiven
for anything you ever did.
1979
01:18:41,849 --> 01:18:44,219
And anyone who loves
you would do the same.
1980
01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:46,088
♪
1981
01:18:47,321 --> 01:18:48,589
Now...
1982
01:18:48,723 --> 01:18:50,424
I never imagined you'd
cook up some
1983
01:18:50,558 --> 01:18:52,827
harebrained scheme
of dating Alex.
1984
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:54,362
[they laugh]
1985
01:18:54,495 --> 01:18:56,898
And I can't believe
that you actually did it.
1986
01:18:57,865 --> 01:18:59,133
Daddy, it's not funny.
1987
01:18:59,267 --> 01:19:00,234
No.
1988
01:19:00,368 --> 01:19:01,403
It really is not.
1989
01:19:03,104 --> 01:19:03,939
I just...
1990
01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,641
felt like I was losing
everybody.
1991
01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:08,243
♪
1992
01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:10,879
Baby if you really love
those people.
1993
01:19:11,746 --> 01:19:14,149
You gotta let 'em go and live
their lives.
1994
01:19:15,783 --> 01:19:17,118
♪
1995
01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:18,286
So do I.
1996
01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:20,722
♪
1997
01:19:20,855 --> 01:19:23,492
Your mother was the best
thing that ever happened to me.
1998
01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,228
I so wanted that for you.
1999
01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:30,265
But I realize that not
everyone is called to marriage.
2000
01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:33,968
♪
2001
01:19:34,102 --> 01:19:37,072
Baby, I'm so sorry I didn't
listen to what you wanted.
2002
01:19:37,205 --> 01:19:38,906
♪
2003
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:39,907
Well...
2004
01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:43,211
let me tell you about
forgiveness and grace.
2005
01:19:43,344 --> 01:19:44,780
[they laugh]
2006
01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:48,617
I love you so much.
2007
01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,652
That's a good thing 'cause uh...
2008
01:19:51,786 --> 01:19:53,754
I thought I was gonna have
to kill you.
2009
01:19:53,888 --> 01:19:56,557
♪ There is more to me ♪
♪ Than my shadow side ♪
2010
01:19:56,691 --> 01:19:57,459
Oh.
2011
01:19:57,592 --> 01:19:59,327
♪
2012
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,695
[sighs]
2013
01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:02,998
Everything is still
a mess though.
2014
01:20:05,633 --> 01:20:06,501
Do you love him?
2015
01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:07,769
♪
2016
01:20:07,902 --> 01:20:10,104
Maybe we deal with Rachel first.
2017
01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:12,207
I'll hold her, you hit her.
2018
01:20:12,974 --> 01:20:15,010
[laughs] Daddy,
that's not what I meant.
2019
01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,378
Why you hittin' me?
2020
01:20:17,511 --> 01:20:19,013
"Honor thy mother and father..."
2021
01:20:19,146 --> 01:20:20,114
Okay, okay.
2022
01:20:20,248 --> 01:20:21,716
"...so that thy days may be
long."
2023
01:20:23,317 --> 01:20:24,519
[nail gun fires]
2024
01:20:29,623 --> 01:20:30,391
[nail gun fires]
2025
01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:31,826
I told you to leave.
2026
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:32,828
I know.
2027
01:20:33,395 --> 01:20:34,262
I will.
2028
01:20:36,965 --> 01:20:39,434
But I wanna tell you
something first.
2029
01:20:39,567 --> 01:20:40,334
What?
2030
01:20:40,468 --> 01:20:41,936
That I'm being a crazy person?
2031
01:20:42,070 --> 01:20:43,037
No.
2032
01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:44,039
It's just that...
2033
01:20:46,774 --> 01:20:48,143
I'm really happy for you.
2034
01:20:48,976 --> 01:20:50,045
I never said that.
2035
01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:55,150
Everything was changing
and it made me a little...
2036
01:20:55,817 --> 01:20:57,219
a lot crazy.
2037
01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:58,887
So...
2038
01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:01,790
From one crazy person
to another...
2039
01:21:02,990 --> 01:21:04,025
I'm sorry.
2040
01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:09,431
And I'm gonna leave once I
finish this.
2041
01:21:10,231 --> 01:21:11,266
What is it?
2042
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,235
Uh...
2043
01:21:14,201 --> 01:21:15,236
it's a...
2044
01:21:15,837 --> 01:21:18,873
bride vertical assistance
platform... thing.
2045
01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:20,575
[laughs] A stage?
2046
01:21:21,309 --> 01:21:22,510
Yeah. A stage.
2047
01:21:23,544 --> 01:21:25,113
[they laugh]
2048
01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,021
Honestly Jess?
2049
01:21:35,222 --> 01:21:37,025
I really just missed you.
2050
01:21:39,193 --> 01:21:40,762
I really missed you too.
2051
01:21:44,498 --> 01:21:46,534
I'm gonna miss us being
single together.
2052
01:21:47,134 --> 01:21:49,004
But... I know this is
what you want.
2053
01:21:51,806 --> 01:21:54,075
Do you really think we're
good together?
2054
01:21:55,709 --> 01:21:58,112
The man is a guitar playing
mechanical engineer
2055
01:21:58,245 --> 01:22:00,381
who writes songs about grace
2056
01:22:00,514 --> 01:22:02,083
while building fires.
2057
01:22:03,718 --> 01:22:04,786
Marry him!
2058
01:22:06,687 --> 01:22:08,390
You forgot crazy hot.
2059
01:22:09,190 --> 01:22:11,359
And you know what happens
after wedding day...
2060
01:22:11,859 --> 01:22:13,728
- Yeah.
- [they laugh]
2061
01:22:16,731 --> 01:22:17,599
Okay...
2062
01:22:19,033 --> 01:22:19,801
So...
2063
01:22:19,934 --> 01:22:21,569
you and Alex...
2064
01:22:23,371 --> 01:22:24,839
Was that really just pretend?
2065
01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:28,976
Look. This is the night
before your wedding.
2066
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,912
I don't wanna make
this about me.
2067
01:22:31,045 --> 01:22:32,580
All right, so there was a story
2068
01:22:32,713 --> 01:22:34,349
and you're going to tell me.
2069
01:22:35,049 --> 01:22:36,083
All of it.
2070
01:22:37,184 --> 01:22:39,821
He may have kissed me
after saving me in the woods.
2071
01:22:39,954 --> 01:22:41,756
I knew it!
2072
01:22:41,889 --> 01:22:42,757
Go on.
2073
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,793
You know I'm really bad at
directions?
2074
01:22:45,926 --> 01:22:46,961
Yeah. Like the worst.
2075
01:22:47,095 --> 01:22:48,762
Like the worst. Exactly. So...
2076
01:22:48,896 --> 01:22:51,266
["Just Another House" by
Keller Rae plays]
2077
01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:53,267
♪ Right between ♪
2078
01:22:53,401 --> 01:22:54,969
♪ Where the wind met the pines ♪
2079
01:22:55,102 --> 01:22:56,838
♪ We built that home up ♪
2080
01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:58,272
♪ From the ground ♪
2081
01:22:58,405 --> 01:22:59,473
♪ Between four walls ♪
2082
01:22:59,607 --> 01:23:00,975
♪ I had no doubt ♪
2083
01:23:01,108 --> 01:23:02,910
♪ What I'd always wanted ♪
2084
01:23:03,043 --> 01:23:05,780
♪ I had found ♪
2085
01:23:06,881 --> 01:23:11,519
♪ But now it's just a house ♪
2086
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:15,523
♪ When I walk through the door ♪
2087
01:23:15,656 --> 01:23:16,991
♪ There's no dancing ♪
2088
01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:18,860
♪ On that kitchen floor ♪
2089
01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:23,498
♪ The silence gets so loud ♪
2090
01:23:24,532 --> 01:23:27,468
♪ In my head I play pretend ♪
2091
01:23:27,601 --> 01:23:28,903
♪ And we're nailing ♪
2092
01:23:29,037 --> 01:23:31,472
♪ Pictures to the walls
again, yeah ♪
2093
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:35,409
♪ Ever since you moved out ♪
2094
01:23:35,543 --> 01:23:37,912
♪ It's just another house ♪
2095
01:23:41,849 --> 01:23:44,986
♪ Just another house... ♪
2096
01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:48,622
♪
2097
01:23:48,756 --> 01:23:49,824
Rachel.
2098
01:23:50,959 --> 01:23:52,026
Rachel.
2099
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:54,061
You're getting married today.
2100
01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:56,231
You're getting married today.
2101
01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:58,732
- You are getting married today!
- [Rachel screams]
2102
01:23:58,866 --> 01:24:01,002
I'm getting married today!
2103
01:24:01,135 --> 01:24:03,037
Come on, get up, get up, get up.
2104
01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:05,406
- You're getting married.
- I'm getting married!
2105
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,208
[they giggle]
2106
01:24:07,341 --> 01:24:08,376
Oh my gosh.
2107
01:24:15,349 --> 01:24:18,586
[Sam] Ugh. Rachel, I'm so sorry.
2108
01:24:20,087 --> 01:24:20,955
No.
2109
01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:23,424
It'll be fine.
2110
01:24:24,025 --> 01:24:26,393
Sweetheart, I don't
think anyone's gonna make it.
2111
01:24:26,527 --> 01:24:28,730
No. It's perfect.
2112
01:24:29,330 --> 01:24:31,266
Dear God,
my daughter has lost her mind.
2113
01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:32,700
I mean it.
2114
01:24:33,701 --> 01:24:36,270
Today I get to start the rest
of my life
2115
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:37,772
with the man of my dreams.
2116
01:24:38,372 --> 01:24:40,108
Nothing else matters, right?
2117
01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:42,776
We can have the wedding in here.
2118
01:24:42,910 --> 01:24:43,878
Just us.
2119
01:24:44,646 --> 01:24:45,679
It'll be perfect.
2120
01:24:46,347 --> 01:24:48,549
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's have a wedding.
2121
01:24:49,049 --> 01:24:51,419
And... it'll be drama free
this time?
2122
01:24:51,552 --> 01:24:52,386
Right?
2123
01:24:52,519 --> 01:24:53,588
- Did we miss it?!
- Hey!
2124
01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:54,788
[Rachel screams]
2125
01:24:54,922 --> 01:24:56,857
[excited chatter]
2126
01:24:56,991 --> 01:24:58,626
I can't believe we made it...
2127
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:03,965
[acoustic guitar]
2128
01:25:06,567 --> 01:25:12,473
♪
2129
01:25:12,606 --> 01:25:14,308
[Sam sings]
♪ I can still see you ♪
2130
01:25:14,441 --> 01:25:15,776
♪ In that pink dress ♪
2131
01:25:15,909 --> 01:25:18,079
♪ That rainy day summer ♪
2132
01:25:18,212 --> 01:25:19,247
♪ When we first met ♪
2133
01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:21,015
♪ Man that starlight ♪
2134
01:25:21,148 --> 01:25:22,983
♪ There in your eyes ♪
2135
01:25:23,117 --> 01:25:25,019
♪ It was heaven ♪
2136
01:25:26,654 --> 01:25:33,094
♪
2137
01:25:33,228 --> 01:25:36,598
[guitar continues,
present in scene]
2138
01:25:39,933 --> 01:25:41,435
♪ I'm still flyin' high ♪
2139
01:25:41,569 --> 01:25:43,004
♪ From our first kiss ♪
2140
01:25:43,137 --> 01:25:44,805
♪ It was right then and there ♪
2141
01:25:44,939 --> 01:25:46,240
♪ I knew I'd give you ♪
2142
01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:47,742
♪ My whole life ♪
2143
01:25:47,876 --> 01:25:49,576
♪ For worse or ♪
2144
01:25:49,710 --> 01:25:52,347
♪ For better ♪
2145
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,349
[Sam's playing slows and stops]
2146
01:25:56,918 --> 01:25:58,920
♪ Somehow with just
those famous ♪
2147
01:25:59,053 --> 01:26:01,623
♪ Three little words ♪
2148
01:26:03,491 --> 01:26:05,426
♪ You heard my heart say ♪
2149
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:08,997
♪ You'd be my whole world ♪
2150
01:26:09,130 --> 01:26:12,199
♪ I'll be your desperado ♪
2151
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:15,736
♪ I'll be your fightin'
soldier ♪
2152
01:26:15,869 --> 01:26:17,538
♪ Walk through any fire ♪
2153
01:26:17,671 --> 01:26:19,473
♪ Just to see that smile ♪
2154
01:26:19,607 --> 01:26:21,542
♪ On the face of an angel ♪
2155
01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:24,846
♪ Call me a desperate old soul ♪
2156
01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,183
♪ Maybe that's true but I know ♪
2157
01:26:29,517 --> 01:26:30,918
♪ I'd move heaven and hell ♪
2158
01:26:31,052 --> 01:26:32,820
♪ Yeah I'd break outta jail ♪
2159
01:26:32,954 --> 01:26:35,390
♪ To be your cryin' shoulder ♪
2160
01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:37,192
♪ I'll be your desperado ♪
2161
01:26:42,063 --> 01:26:43,364
[Pastor T clears throat]
2162
01:26:46,333 --> 01:26:48,169
So we all know the story.
2163
01:26:48,302 --> 01:26:49,370
God said,
2164
01:26:49,504 --> 01:26:51,805
"It is not good for man
to be alone."
2165
01:26:51,939 --> 01:26:56,644
"But rather a man will
leave his father and mother
2166
01:26:56,778 --> 01:26:58,479
and be united with his wife."
2167
01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:01,081
You know, since that first
2168
01:27:01,215 --> 01:27:02,716
husband and wife,
2169
01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:04,485
none of us have been perfect.
2170
01:27:05,786 --> 01:27:09,424
And that means that none of
us are perfect for each other.
2171
01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:13,193
But God loves us anyway.
2172
01:27:13,327 --> 01:27:16,430
Regardless of our sinful
fallen nature,
2173
01:27:16,563 --> 01:27:18,232
God chooses to see us
2174
01:27:18,365 --> 01:27:24,105
in the perfect white wedding
clothes that Jesus died to win for us.
2175
01:27:24,772 --> 01:27:26,607
Whiter than that snow out there.
2176
01:27:27,341 --> 01:27:28,910
Perhaps a little less blizzardy.
2177
01:27:29,043 --> 01:27:30,044
[laughter]
2178
01:27:30,744 --> 01:27:32,546
And that's how you two
2179
01:27:32,679 --> 01:27:35,416
should choose to see each other.
2180
01:27:35,549 --> 01:27:37,051
Every day.
2181
01:27:37,184 --> 01:27:38,452
Forgiven.
2182
01:27:38,585 --> 01:27:40,088
Loved.
2183
01:27:40,721 --> 01:27:41,823
Dressed in white.
2184
01:27:44,691 --> 01:27:45,560
So Samuel...
2185
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:47,795
[laughter]
2186
01:27:48,495 --> 01:27:51,065
...there's really only
one question.
2187
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,869
Do you choose to love Rachel,
2188
01:27:56,003 --> 01:27:57,305
to support her,
2189
01:27:57,438 --> 01:27:58,706
to cherish her,
2190
01:27:58,839 --> 01:28:00,108
to protect her,
2191
01:28:01,108 --> 01:28:03,811
and seek a life of faith
together,
2192
01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,246
till death do you part?
2193
01:28:05,379 --> 01:28:06,281
I do.
2194
01:28:06,914 --> 01:28:08,316
And do you, Rachel
2195
01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:10,952
choose to love Samuel,
2196
01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:12,453
to support him,
2197
01:28:12,586 --> 01:28:14,589
to cherish him,
2198
01:28:14,722 --> 01:28:16,157
to protect him,
2199
01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:19,426
and to seek a life of faith
with him together,
2200
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:20,695
till death do you part?
2201
01:28:20,828 --> 01:28:21,863
I do.
2202
01:28:23,931 --> 01:28:25,399
Well, that's great news.
2203
01:28:25,532 --> 01:28:28,136
[Sam singing] ♪ Somehow with
just those famous ♪
2204
01:28:28,269 --> 01:28:29,836
♪ Two little words ♪
2205
01:28:29,970 --> 01:28:32,039
[guitar]
2206
01:28:32,172 --> 01:28:34,041
♪ You heard my heart say ♪
2207
01:28:34,175 --> 01:28:36,510
♪ You'll be my whole world ♪
2208
01:28:37,344 --> 01:28:39,647
[together]
♪ I'll be your desperado ♪
2209
01:28:40,748 --> 01:28:43,184
♪ I'll be your fightin'
soldier ♪
2210
01:28:44,484 --> 01:28:45,887
♪ Walk through any fire ♪
2211
01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:48,055
♪ Just to see that smile ♪
2212
01:28:48,189 --> 01:28:51,258
♪ On the face of an angel ♪
2213
01:28:51,392 --> 01:28:54,195
♪ Call me a desperate old soul ♪
2214
01:28:54,328 --> 01:28:55,996
♪ Maybe that's true but
I know... ♪
2215
01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:57,865
I can see why you want it.
2216
01:28:57,999 --> 01:28:59,700
♪ I'd move heaven and hell ♪
2217
01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:01,368
♪ Yeah I'd break outta jail ♪
2218
01:29:01,502 --> 01:29:03,770
♪ To be your cryin' shoulder ♪
2219
01:29:04,471 --> 01:29:07,108
♪ I'll be your desperado ♪
2220
01:29:08,476 --> 01:29:10,211
Can I please just talk to you?
2221
01:29:10,944 --> 01:29:11,879
I just...
2222
01:29:12,379 --> 01:29:13,714
can't.
2223
01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:15,383
♪ Life flies by and it feels
like hell ♪
2224
01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:17,351
♪ But the dreams we had ♪
2225
01:29:17,485 --> 01:29:18,953
♪ may fade as well ♪
2226
01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:20,655
♪ Sometimes that old flame ♪
2227
01:29:20,788 --> 01:29:22,223
♪ Feels like a snowy day ♪
2228
01:29:22,356 --> 01:29:24,425
♪ In December ♪
2229
01:29:26,293 --> 01:29:27,828
♪ And just like that ♪
2230
01:29:27,962 --> 01:29:30,565
♪ You do that thing you do ♪
2231
01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:32,566
♪
2232
01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:35,569
♪ I'm right back to moving
mountains ♪
2233
01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:37,905
♪ Just to prove ♪
2234
01:29:38,038 --> 01:29:40,007
♪ I'll be your desperado ♪
2235
01:29:40,140 --> 01:29:46,580
♪
2236
01:29:46,714 --> 01:29:47,915
♪ I can still see you ♪
2237
01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:49,283
♪ In that white dress ♪
2238
01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:51,352
♪ That fairy tale Christmas ♪
2239
01:29:51,485 --> 01:29:53,821
♪ When we were blessed ♪
2240
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,229
[soft knocking]
2241
01:30:05,165 --> 01:30:06,767
[music plays faintly]
2242
01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:08,602
♪ Like seeing sun ♪
2243
01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:11,205
♪ In the middle of a rainstorm ♪
2244
01:30:11,339 --> 01:30:13,340
♪ Or the miracle ♪
2245
01:30:13,474 --> 01:30:14,841
♪ You never asked for ♪
2246
01:30:14,975 --> 01:30:18,079
[music gets louder]
2247
01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:21,382
♪ But needed all along ♪
2248
01:30:22,249 --> 01:30:24,619
♪ Makes no sense to me ♪
2249
01:30:25,586 --> 01:30:26,787
♪ How I could see you... ♪
2250
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,823
Not exactly how I pictured a
2251
01:30:28,956 --> 01:30:30,958
romantic gesture like that
going for me.
2252
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:33,560
- [music stops]
- Well, consider it my apology.
2253
01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:34,661
To you.
2254
01:30:34,795 --> 01:30:37,164
Look, I hate being single
at weddings
2255
01:30:37,298 --> 01:30:39,233
just as much as the rest
of us but...
2256
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:40,601
Wow.
2257
01:30:40,734 --> 01:30:41,668
You guys...
2258
01:30:41,802 --> 01:30:43,336
You really went for it!
2259
01:30:43,904 --> 01:30:45,939
I'm a natural problem solver.
2260
01:30:46,073 --> 01:30:47,908
Did this solve your problems?
2261
01:30:48,042 --> 01:30:48,809
No.
2262
01:30:48,942 --> 01:30:51,345
Actually... created quite a few.
2263
01:30:52,213 --> 01:30:53,481
Especially for you.
2264
01:30:53,614 --> 01:30:56,150
I'm not really looking to get
mixed up in this anymore.
2265
01:30:57,752 --> 01:30:59,620
I'm sorry that we lied to you.
2266
01:31:01,221 --> 01:31:03,724
I'm sorry that I
complicated things
2267
01:31:03,857 --> 01:31:05,092
with you and Alex.
2268
01:31:05,226 --> 01:31:06,994
There's nothing with
me and Alex.
2269
01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:10,063
You looked like there
was some kind of connection.
2270
01:31:10,197 --> 01:31:11,732
He really likes you.
2271
01:31:13,867 --> 01:31:15,569
He's not the kind of guy
I go for.
2272
01:31:15,703 --> 01:31:17,171
He's an incredible guy.
2273
01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,806
He's been my best friend for--
2274
01:31:18,939 --> 01:31:19,974
22 years.
2275
01:31:20,574 --> 01:31:21,776
Yeah I know.
2276
01:31:21,909 --> 01:31:23,043
Everyone knows.
2277
01:31:23,177 --> 01:31:25,279
There's internet memes
about it at this point
2278
01:31:25,913 --> 01:31:27,615
because he's such a good guy.
2279
01:31:29,016 --> 01:31:31,786
I spent half the weekend
terrified I was gonna lose him.
2280
01:31:31,919 --> 01:31:32,686
Lose him?
2281
01:31:32,820 --> 01:31:35,022
Yeah. After Rachel he's...
2282
01:31:35,155 --> 01:31:36,657
my last single friend.
2283
01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:38,659
I get it.
2284
01:31:41,195 --> 01:31:42,529
Just a friend?
2285
01:31:42,663 --> 01:31:43,898
Such a loyal friend that
2286
01:31:44,031 --> 01:31:45,966
when I asked him to lie
to everyone
2287
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:47,802
and pretend to be my
boyfriend...
2288
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,336
he did.
2289
01:31:50,337 --> 01:31:53,374
It really does sound insane
when you say it out loud.
2290
01:31:54,274 --> 01:31:55,375
A guy like that
2291
01:31:55,509 --> 01:31:57,545
a guy that would do all
that for me...
2292
01:31:58,345 --> 01:31:59,980
The world just wouldn't be right
2293
01:32:00,113 --> 01:32:02,216
if he didn't get what he wanted.
2294
01:32:03,617 --> 01:32:04,485
So...
2295
01:32:05,319 --> 01:32:06,320
maybe...
2296
01:32:06,821 --> 01:32:07,688
you could just...
2297
01:32:08,321 --> 01:32:09,390
give him a chance?
2298
01:32:09,523 --> 01:32:10,491
[Danielle sighs]
2299
01:32:10,624 --> 01:32:12,693
Maybe like a tiny chance.
2300
01:32:13,594 --> 01:32:16,130
Or like... a teensy weensy
chance?
2301
01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:17,999
I'll think about it.
2302
01:32:18,599 --> 01:32:19,467
Thanks.
2303
01:32:21,101 --> 01:32:21,969
He's uh...
2304
01:32:22,103 --> 01:32:23,170
down by the mill.
2305
01:32:24,137 --> 01:32:25,072
Casually.
2306
01:32:25,839 --> 01:32:26,841
Right now?
2307
01:32:27,308 --> 01:32:28,342
Mmm-hmm.
2308
01:32:30,377 --> 01:32:31,345
Go.
2309
01:32:34,381 --> 01:32:37,184
["Better That Way" by
Kenny Hass plays]
2310
01:32:37,318 --> 01:32:40,388
[plaintive piano]
2311
01:32:46,894 --> 01:32:49,797
♪ There are words too few ♪
2312
01:32:49,930 --> 01:32:52,800
♪ To describe the view ♪
2313
01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:56,570
♪ From where I am ♪
2314
01:32:56,704 --> 01:32:59,073
♪ Beautiful ♪
2315
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,709
♪ Isn't quite enough ♪
2316
01:33:02,643 --> 01:33:05,446
♪ But I have to say... ♪
2317
01:33:06,414 --> 01:33:07,448
I uh...
2318
01:33:08,082 --> 01:33:09,049
I...
2319
01:33:09,182 --> 01:33:10,383
I got your note.
2320
01:33:10,517 --> 01:33:11,285
Oh.
2321
01:33:11,418 --> 01:33:13,253
There was a note. Wow.
2322
01:33:13,386 --> 01:33:14,589
Jess was thorough.
2323
01:33:15,188 --> 01:33:16,390
Jess?
2324
01:33:16,523 --> 01:33:17,991
She set up this whole thing.
2325
01:33:18,558 --> 01:33:19,460
Wha--
[laughs]
2326
01:33:20,327 --> 01:33:21,328
Okay.
2327
01:33:21,461 --> 01:33:23,397
That does explain the note
card then.
2328
01:33:23,531 --> 01:33:25,399
It wasn't quite right, but...
2329
01:33:25,532 --> 01:33:26,567
Okay.
2330
01:33:27,601 --> 01:33:28,903
She really did that?
2331
01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:30,504
Yeah. And literally stood
2332
01:33:30,638 --> 01:33:32,673
outside my window with
a boombox.
2333
01:33:34,574 --> 01:33:36,010
She went full rom-com.
2334
01:33:37,411 --> 01:33:38,279
Wow.
2335
01:33:39,246 --> 01:33:40,781
Ah, that's amazing.
2336
01:33:40,914 --> 01:33:41,782
Yeah.
2337
01:33:42,716 --> 01:33:43,784
She's a good friend.
2338
01:33:44,651 --> 01:33:45,519
Yeah.
2339
01:33:46,787 --> 01:33:47,655
Yeah.
2340
01:33:48,322 --> 01:33:49,189
She is.
2341
01:33:49,756 --> 01:33:51,993
[as Alex] Such a good friend
she'll understand
2342
01:33:52,126 --> 01:33:54,661
if I abandon her forever to
be with you.
2343
01:33:54,795 --> 01:33:56,130
[Jess] I was hoping you'd
2344
01:33:56,263 --> 01:33:57,998
move to Boston with me
immediately.
2345
01:33:58,132 --> 01:33:59,766
[Jess] Let's get married.
2346
01:33:59,900 --> 01:34:01,302
And have 11 babies.
2347
01:34:01,435 --> 01:34:03,337
[Jess] I thought you'd
never ask.
2348
01:34:04,437 --> 01:34:07,808
♪ ...Meeting harmony ♪
2349
01:34:07,941 --> 01:34:13,147
♪ Oh, love's the song we sing ♪
2350
01:34:14,147 --> 01:34:17,318
♪ When words fail ♪
2351
01:34:17,451 --> 01:34:20,654
♪ When the meaning's not
precise ♪
2352
01:34:20,788 --> 01:34:23,524
♪ When love is indescribable ♪
2353
01:34:23,657 --> 01:34:27,294
♪ It's better that way ♪
2354
01:34:30,097 --> 01:34:32,099
♪
2355
01:34:32,233 --> 01:34:36,370
[shovel scraping]
2356
01:34:43,277 --> 01:34:47,381
["Good Day" by
Alyssa Jordan plays]
2357
01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:49,316
[laughter, inaudible dialogue]
2358
01:34:50,951 --> 01:34:52,486
♪ You ♪
2359
01:34:53,454 --> 01:34:55,055
♪ You tell me we'll make it ♪
2360
01:34:55,189 --> 01:34:57,024
♪ through anything... ♪
2361
01:34:57,558 --> 01:34:59,159
- What's up dude?
- Hey!
2362
01:34:59,726 --> 01:35:01,227
So how's married life?
2363
01:35:01,361 --> 01:35:03,664
Oh, are you kidding?
We passed out.
2364
01:35:03,797 --> 01:35:05,165
Weddings are a lot of work.
2365
01:35:05,299 --> 01:35:06,834
[Loren] For sure.
2366
01:35:06,967 --> 01:35:08,802
We made it.
[Rachel giggles]
2367
01:35:09,603 --> 01:35:12,673
♪ You tell me there's hope
for tomorrow ♪
2368
01:35:12,806 --> 01:35:14,008
Hey guys?
2369
01:35:14,141 --> 01:35:16,644
I'd like to say something if
that's okay.
2370
01:35:17,377 --> 01:35:19,180
Um, Jess?
2371
01:35:20,614 --> 01:35:22,149
Could you join me up here?
2372
01:35:23,450 --> 01:35:24,485
Please?
2373
01:35:26,119 --> 01:35:31,592
♪ A good day ♪
2374
01:35:34,528 --> 01:35:36,530
[Alex sighs, clears his throat]
2375
01:35:36,663 --> 01:35:38,265
So I uh...
2376
01:35:38,899 --> 01:35:41,935
didn't really get a chance
to give a formal apology
2377
01:35:42,069 --> 01:35:44,305
for my behavior this weekend.
2378
01:35:44,438 --> 01:35:47,241
Dude. It's cool.
Can we just eat?
2379
01:35:47,374 --> 01:35:48,809
[laughter]
2380
01:35:49,943 --> 01:35:51,111
Okay, okay.
2381
01:35:51,245 --> 01:35:52,313
Well the thing is
2382
01:35:52,446 --> 01:35:53,947
uh... this girl
2383
01:35:54,581 --> 01:35:57,752
can be incredibly persuasive.
2384
01:35:58,785 --> 01:35:59,754
And...
2385
01:36:00,353 --> 01:36:02,122
I know it's hard
2386
01:36:02,256 --> 01:36:03,824
seeing friends...
2387
01:36:04,758 --> 01:36:06,093
get new best friends.
2388
01:36:06,226 --> 01:36:07,227
But...
2389
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,530
not everything has to change
2390
01:36:09,663 --> 01:36:10,697
you know?
2391
01:36:11,498 --> 01:36:15,536
You have been my
best friend my whole life.
2392
01:36:15,669 --> 01:36:17,871
And even though we did something
2393
01:36:18,004 --> 01:36:18,939
kind of crazy...
2394
01:36:19,072 --> 01:36:20,040
[ethereal piano]
2395
01:36:20,173 --> 01:36:21,475
You also did the most
2396
01:36:21,608 --> 01:36:23,811
unselfish thing last night.
2397
01:36:24,611 --> 01:36:25,913
What did she do?
2398
01:36:26,046 --> 01:36:27,548
She Say Anything -ed me.
2399
01:36:28,348 --> 01:36:30,083
You what?
2400
01:36:30,216 --> 01:36:32,153
I'm so confused.
2401
01:36:33,186 --> 01:36:35,488
And even after everything
2402
01:36:35,622 --> 01:36:37,224
that happened this weekend
2403
01:36:38,759 --> 01:36:40,527
I really can't imagine my life
2404
01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:41,594
without you.
2405
01:36:41,728 --> 01:36:44,098
[gentle piano and strings]
2406
01:36:44,231 --> 01:36:45,266
So...
2407
01:36:49,102 --> 01:36:50,770
♪
2408
01:36:51,337 --> 01:36:52,840
Jessica Roberts...
2409
01:36:54,174 --> 01:36:55,209
will you...
2410
01:36:55,809 --> 01:36:56,877
[gasps]
2411
01:36:57,010 --> 01:36:58,212
...be my friend?
2412
01:37:00,247 --> 01:37:01,448
[sighs with relief]
2413
01:37:01,581 --> 01:37:02,783
[they laugh]
2414
01:37:02,916 --> 01:37:05,786
Even if I fall in love
with that girl over there.
2415
01:37:05,919 --> 01:37:08,121
Even if you travel the world
2416
01:37:08,255 --> 01:37:09,823
doing mission work.
2417
01:37:10,557 --> 01:37:12,359
Okay. Weirdest first date ever.
2418
01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:14,828
[music crescendos to Jess
and Alex theme]
2419
01:37:14,962 --> 01:37:16,363
And I'll be your friend
2420
01:37:16,497 --> 01:37:18,031
even if you fall in love
2421
01:37:18,164 --> 01:37:19,500
with some missionary.
2422
01:37:19,633 --> 01:37:21,368
♪
2423
01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:22,503
Or not.
2424
01:37:22,636 --> 01:37:25,839
♪
2425
01:37:25,972 --> 01:37:28,375
I don't know where our story
will take us.
2426
01:37:30,143 --> 01:37:33,380
But I do know that no matter
what, we'll be friends.
2427
01:37:35,115 --> 01:37:36,683
♪
2428
01:37:36,817 --> 01:37:38,185
Because that's what we do.
2429
01:37:43,390 --> 01:37:45,191
[music builds]
2430
01:37:45,325 --> 01:37:47,027
[deep whoosh]
2431
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,662
If you still want to.
2432
01:37:49,696 --> 01:37:50,598
Yes!
2433
01:37:51,164 --> 01:37:52,399
Obviously!
2434
01:37:52,532 --> 01:37:55,068
[music ends with soft piano]
2435
01:37:55,202 --> 01:37:57,704
Okay, good.
'Cause I do kind of have
2436
01:37:57,837 --> 01:37:59,106
a pretty big crush
2437
01:37:59,239 --> 01:38:00,774
on that girl right there.
2438
01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:03,577
[Alex laughs]
2439
01:38:04,878 --> 01:38:06,446
[hoots and cheers]
2440
01:38:06,580 --> 01:38:09,049
♪ 'Cause there's nothing
like seeing ♪
2441
01:38:09,182 --> 01:38:10,684
♪ That smile you missed ♪
2442
01:38:10,817 --> 01:38:11,985
♪ The feeling you get... ♪
2443
01:38:12,119 --> 01:38:13,854
All right.
That's enough you two.
2444
01:38:13,988 --> 01:38:15,989
♪ When you're with the ones
you love ♪
2445
01:38:16,122 --> 01:38:19,059
♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪
2446
01:38:19,192 --> 01:38:22,029
♪ Yeah, there's nothing like
the joy When you realize ♪
2447
01:38:22,162 --> 01:38:25,198
♪ That you're looking at forever
When you look in their eyes ♪
2448
01:38:25,331 --> 01:38:28,435
♪ And no matter what ♪
2449
01:38:28,568 --> 01:38:30,570
♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪
2450
01:38:30,704 --> 01:38:36,443
♪ It's gonna be all right
now, yeah ♪
2451
01:38:36,577 --> 01:38:38,412
♪ 'Cause you're not alone ♪
2452
01:38:39,846 --> 01:38:45,652
[electric guitar solo]
2453
01:38:45,785 --> 01:38:50,757
♪
2454
01:38:50,891 --> 01:38:53,427
♪ 'Cause there's nothing
like seeing ♪
2455
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:54,828
♪ That smile you missed ♪
2456
01:38:54,961 --> 01:38:57,097
♪ The feeling you get in
your heart ♪
2457
01:38:57,231 --> 01:39:00,467
♪ When you're with the ones
you love ♪
2458
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,403
♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪
2459
01:39:03,536 --> 01:39:06,673
♪ Yeah, there's nothing like
the joy When you realize ♪
2460
01:39:06,806 --> 01:39:09,843
♪ That you're looking at forever
When you look in their eyes ♪
2461
01:39:09,976 --> 01:39:12,278
♪ And no matter what ♪
2462
01:39:12,412 --> 01:39:15,048
♪ Oh, no matter what,
no matter what ♪
2463
01:39:15,181 --> 01:39:19,819
♪ It's gonna be all right now ♪
2464
01:39:19,953 --> 01:39:20,954
♪ all right ♪
2465
01:39:21,087 --> 01:39:26,760
♪ It's gonna be all right now ♪
2466
01:39:26,894 --> 01:39:32,633
♪ It's gonna be all right now
2467
01:39:32,766 --> 01:39:33,767
♪ Yeah ♪
2468
01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:35,668
♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪
2469
01:39:35,802 --> 01:39:40,007
♪ 'Cause you're not alone ♪
♪ I'll fly away ♪
2470
01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:42,842
♪ Gonna fly, gonna fly,
gonna fly now ♪ ♪ Oh, glory ♪
2471
01:39:42,976 --> 01:39:45,979
♪ I'll fly away ♪
2472
01:39:46,113 --> 01:39:47,881
♪ No you're not alone ♪
2473
01:39:48,748 --> 01:39:54,954
["Desperado" by Ben Calhoun,
performed by Kenny Hass]
2474
01:39:55,088 --> 01:40:00,627
[piano]
2475
01:40:00,761 --> 01:40:03,696
♪ Yeah I can still see you
In that sundress ♪
2476
01:40:03,830 --> 01:40:06,633
♪ That fairy tale summer
When we first met ♪
2477
01:40:06,766 --> 01:40:08,168
♪ Man that starlight ♪
2478
01:40:08,302 --> 01:40:09,969
♪ In your eyes ♪
2479
01:40:10,103 --> 01:40:11,471
♪ It was heaven ♪
2480
01:40:13,106 --> 01:40:16,309
♪ And I'm still flying high
From the taste of your lips ♪
2481
01:40:16,443 --> 01:40:19,345
♪ It was right then and there
That I knew I would give you ♪
2482
01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:23,550
♪ My whole life for worse or
for better ♪
2483
01:40:25,752 --> 01:40:27,387
♪ And somehow with just those ♪
2484
01:40:27,521 --> 01:40:30,357
♪ Famous three little words ♪
2485
01:40:31,958 --> 01:40:33,627
♪ You heard my heart say ♪
2486
01:40:33,761 --> 01:40:36,196
♪ You'll be my whole world ♪
2487
01:40:36,797 --> 01:40:39,899
♪ And I'll be your desperado ♪
2488
01:40:40,033 --> 01:40:43,002
♪ I'll be your fighting
soldier ♪
2489
01:40:43,469 --> 01:40:46,706
♪ I would walk through fire
Just to see that smile ♪
2490
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:49,075
♪ On the face of an angel ♪
2491
01:40:49,209 --> 01:40:52,245
♪ Call me a desperate old soul ♪
2492
01:40:52,379 --> 01:40:55,849
♪ Maybe that's true but I know ♪
2493
01:40:55,982 --> 01:40:58,952
♪ I'd move heaven and hell
Yeah I'd break outta jail ♪
2494
01:40:59,086 --> 01:41:01,722
♪ To be your cryin' shoulder ♪
2495
01:41:01,855 --> 01:41:08,729
♪ I'll be your desperado ♪
2496
01:41:08,862 --> 01:41:14,901
♪
2497
01:41:15,035 --> 01:41:17,805
♪ Your desperado ♪
2498
01:41:18,838 --> 01:41:20,374
♪ Mmmm ♪
2499
01:41:20,507 --> 01:41:27,047
♪ ♪
2500
01:41:30,850 --> 01:41:33,287
♪
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