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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,569 [plucked harp melody] 2 00:00:03,702 --> 00:00:08,674 [momentous orchestral music] 3 00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:11,144 [chimes] 4 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:15,848 [violins] 5 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,684 [chimes] 6 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:21,354 [music concludes with harp] 7 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:26,859 [voice making whooshing noises] 8 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:28,961 [voice making explosion noise] 9 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,331 [chimes] 10 00:00:37,503 --> 00:00:38,571 [woman] Our story. 11 00:00:38,704 --> 00:00:40,039 We were pretending to date... 12 00:00:40,172 --> 00:00:41,140 {\an8} now we're not. 13 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:42,642 {\an8} The end. 14 00:00:42,775 --> 00:00:44,744 {\an8}[man] You don't have a romantic bone in your body. 15 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,211 {\an8} You know that right? 16 00:00:46,345 --> 00:00:47,980 [woman] Fine Mr. Romance. 17 00:00:48,113 --> 00:00:49,915 How would you tell our story? 18 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,484 [man] Once upon a time... 19 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,720 {\an8} two little shepherds 20 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,756 {\an8} met at their church's first living nativity. 21 00:00:57,723 --> 00:00:59,725 {\an8} Your mom was Mary. 22 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,193 Your dad was Joseph. 23 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,029 And we shared snacks. 24 00:01:03,162 --> 00:01:05,030 [woman scoffs] Fourth grade? 25 00:01:05,164 --> 00:01:06,465 Can we start this decade? 26 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:07,800 [man] Mmm. Okay fine. 27 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:10,102 We'll just skip the 20 year saga of how 28 00:01:10,235 --> 00:01:12,672 you turned that into a week-long charity 29 00:01:12,805 --> 00:01:15,141 extravaganza you call Christmas Mission. 30 00:01:15,274 --> 00:01:16,242 Chapter 23. 31 00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:17,543 Last Christmas. 32 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,512 {\an8} Romance was in the air. 33 00:01:19,645 --> 00:01:21,714 {\an8}[woman] Something was in the air all right. 34 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,284 {\an8}["In Other News" by Kenny Hass plays] 35 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,719 {\an8}Hey, we're getting a group picture later right? 36 00:01:26,852 --> 00:01:28,220 {\an8}[short shepherd flirting] 37 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:30,490 {\an8}Uh, let's put that by the stable. 38 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,591 {\an8}Last night. Should we get a group photo? 39 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,393 {\an8}Oh that's a great idea sweetheart! 40 00:01:34,526 --> 00:01:35,394 {\an8}Hah! Eat it loser! 41 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:36,796 {\an8}Hey Jess, I was thinking-- 42 00:01:36,929 --> 00:01:38,764 {\an8}Yes! We'll get a group picture. 43 00:01:38,897 --> 00:01:41,935 {\an8}[short shepherd] Honey, can you help me again? I can't reach... 44 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,068 {\an8}[laughter] 45 00:01:43,202 --> 00:01:44,804 {\an8}[flirting continues] 46 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,907 {\an8}Don't you just love Christmas? 47 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,443 {\an8}Oh, I wish it was snowing though. 48 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:53,713 {\an8}Yeah. You know, well it's Colorado. 49 00:01:56,448 --> 00:01:57,684 {\an8}- That's cute. - Yeah. 50 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:59,552 {\an8}[wise man] Hey that's not fair. 51 00:01:59,685 --> 00:02:02,421 {\an8}[laughs] Yeah we're definitely getting the hang of this. 52 00:02:02,554 --> 00:02:04,223 {\an8}What? The non-stop flirting? 53 00:02:04,356 --> 00:02:05,658 {\an8}Ewww! Gross! 54 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,893 {\an8}That's what I said, and they keep doing it. 55 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,662 Uh, no. This. 56 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,764 What? It's always been our thing. 57 00:02:11,897 --> 00:02:13,299 And it's always been gross. 58 00:02:13,432 --> 00:02:16,702 I just wish we could-- Keep it sanitary please! 59 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:18,004 [flirting continues] 60 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,206 Seriously, is summer mission gonna be this bad? 61 00:02:20,339 --> 00:02:21,306 No. Worse. 62 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,309 I expect full on PG-rated shenanigans. 63 00:02:23,442 --> 00:02:25,478 I will turn this stable around. 64 00:02:25,611 --> 00:02:26,379 [they laugh] 65 00:02:26,512 --> 00:02:27,747 Spinster. 66 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,015 Romantic. 67 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,416 Five minutes people! 68 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:33,486 ♪ In other news ♪ 69 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:38,725 {\an8}♪ I'm fine, but my heart's still on the other side ♪ 70 00:02:39,591 --> 00:02:41,327 {\an8}♪ Of over you ♪ 71 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:43,329 {\an8}♪ Ooh, I been trying to get there ♪ 72 00:02:43,462 --> 00:02:45,097 {\an8}♪ But now I realize ♪ 73 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:47,133 {\an8}♪ Looking into those eyes ♪ 74 00:02:47,266 --> 00:02:49,002 {\an8}♪ It's no surprise ♪ 75 00:02:50,369 --> 00:02:53,906 {\an8}♪ Whoa, I'm still in love with you ♪ 76 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,708 {\an8}♪ In other news ♪ 77 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,010 {\an8}[Jess] Right there. 78 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,979 {\an8}May I have everyone's... 79 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:02,682 - I wanted y'all here... - I'd like to make an announcement! 80 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,183 - [gasps] - Will you marry me? 81 00:03:04,316 --> 00:03:05,585 Oh my gosh! 82 00:03:06,518 --> 00:03:08,687 - Yes? Yes? - Yes! Yes! 83 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,355 [Jess] What's happening? 84 00:03:10,489 --> 00:03:12,391 [wise man 2] We're all getting engaged! 85 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:13,993 [wise man] Three proposals! 86 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,663 [short shepherd] All of us! So exciting! 87 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,364 [laughter] 88 00:03:18,497 --> 00:03:20,900 [man] And so began the Summer of Love. 89 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,370 - [Jess] Yeah, that's something else. - [man] What would you call it? 90 00:03:24,503 --> 00:03:27,173 [Jess] A summer full of weddings? My worst nightmare. 91 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:28,340 [thunder] 92 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,042 Where all of my friends disappear. 93 00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:32,878 [man] Don't forget everyone reminding you you're single. 94 00:03:33,011 --> 00:03:35,247 [Jess] And my dad playing Cupid every wedding. 95 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,983 Do we have to go back inside? This is the worst part. 96 00:03:38,116 --> 00:03:40,452 Don't be ridiculous. Nobody's gonna say anything. 97 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:43,523 - Wait, are you serious? - We might as well be wearing signs. 98 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,958 ["Unstoppable" by Rachel Summers plays] 99 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,094 [distant thunder rolls] 100 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:50,897 [sighs] Okay. Where's my dad? 101 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,399 Guaranteed he tries to set me up with some guy. 102 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:55,267 What's the game plan? 103 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,203 I could dance with you if you want. 104 00:03:57,336 --> 00:03:59,405 You know just to keep the other guys away. 105 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:00,573 [chains clanking] 106 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,842 [dance music continues] 107 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,715 [bridesmaid] Hi everyone! 108 00:04:09,848 --> 00:04:13,485 I am so glad you all could make it to Nick and Beth's special day. 109 00:04:13,619 --> 00:04:19,192 I especially gotta thank Jessica Roberts for making it all possible. 110 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,594 [quietly] Please tell me this isn't my fault. 111 00:04:21,727 --> 00:04:23,529 Seriously Jess I can't even. 112 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:26,098 Like if we hadn't all met at your singles' retreat... 113 00:04:26,231 --> 00:04:28,200 Summer Mission. It was a summer mission. 114 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,436 And Beth is 20. She's supposed to be single. 115 00:04:30,569 --> 00:04:32,939 ... I know that Lisa, Nick, Derek, and I's feelings 116 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,540 are totally the same. 117 00:04:34,673 --> 00:04:36,409 All we want to know is... 118 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,877 [squeals] who's next? 119 00:04:39,578 --> 00:04:41,146 - Oh. - [Alex coughs] 120 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,681 So here's to you, Jess. 121 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:46,919 Bethlehem Community's very own... matchmaker! [squeals] 122 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,954 [weak applause] 123 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:51,991 [applause increases, cheering] 124 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:55,127 What are you looking for? 125 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,095 My Cupid dust. 126 00:04:56,228 --> 00:04:57,196 Hmm, what? 127 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,998 The bar Alex. I'm looking for the bar. 128 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:00,933 Beth is 20, remember? 129 00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:02,668 Ugh. There should be a law! 130 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,136 Hey Pastor T! Ahem. 131 00:05:04,269 --> 00:05:05,605 Hey Jess. 132 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:07,272 [mouths] Help me. 133 00:05:07,406 --> 00:05:09,142 This is my beautiful daughter Jess. 134 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,311 Uh, this is awkward. [laughs nervously] 135 00:05:12,444 --> 00:05:15,114 Sam is an engineer and he leads worship. 136 00:05:15,247 --> 00:05:17,950 He was having a hard time finding someone to dance with. 137 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,119 Oh, maybe you should dance with him. 138 00:05:20,252 --> 00:05:22,021 Now you kids have a great time! 139 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:24,623 ["Long Live" by for KING & COUNTRY plays] 140 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:25,825 Um... I will. 141 00:05:26,558 --> 00:05:27,693 Let's go! 142 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,929 [Sam] Lord set my feet upon the path of dancing. 143 00:05:30,062 --> 00:05:30,996 [Rachel giggles] 144 00:05:31,129 --> 00:05:33,032 [Alex clears throat] Wow. Uh okay. 145 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:37,336 Um... About... that... bar... 146 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:38,905 [Jess] Boom. 147 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,874 That was the moment I fell completely in love with you. 148 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,141 [Alex laughs] 149 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:44,209 Mmmm 150 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,111 {\an8}[Jess] For three seconds. 151 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:47,680 Eww. Is that champagne? 152 00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:49,815 - Yeah. It's wedding season. - God help us. 153 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:52,051 ♪ Long live the young at heart ♪ 154 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:55,487 ♪ You know who you are ♪ 155 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,490 ♪ With your spirit burning ♪ 156 00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:00,960 ♪ take a risk and take a chance ♪ 157 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:02,428 ♪ Carry on... ♪ 158 00:06:02,561 --> 00:06:03,996 {\an8}[inaudible over music] 159 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:06,398 {\an8}[inaudible over music] 160 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,968 ♪ Don't be afraid to dream ♪ 161 00:06:10,302 --> 00:06:12,571 ♪ While the world's still turning ♪ 162 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:15,741 ♪ Every moment make it happen ♪ 163 00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:17,710 ♪ With two left feet ♪ 164 00:06:17,843 --> 00:06:19,878 ♪ Keep on dancing ♪ 165 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,547 ♪ Beat by beat ♪ 166 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,249 ♪ Breath by breath ♪ 167 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,384 ♪ Walking hand in hand ♪ 168 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:26,919 ♪ Step by step ♪ 169 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,223 ♪ Long live the young at heart ♪ 170 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,393 ♪ You know who you are ♪ 171 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,729 ♪ With your spirit burning ♪ 172 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:39,698 ♪ Take a risk and take a chance ♪ 173 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:41,300 ♪ Carry on ♪ 174 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,502 ♪ Long live the soul set free... ♪ 175 00:06:43,635 --> 00:06:44,904 {\an8}[inaudible over music] 176 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,273 {\an8}[inaudible over music] 177 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:51,410 ♪ While the world's still turning ♪ 178 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:54,947 ♪ Every moment make it happen ♪ 179 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,548 ♪ With two left feet ♪ 180 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:57,650 ♪ Keep on... ♪ 181 00:06:57,783 --> 00:06:58,617 {\an8}[inaudible] 182 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,586 {\an8}[music lowers as Alex shouts] 183 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,022 [awkward silence] 184 00:07:03,155 --> 00:07:06,258 [music continues quietly] 185 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:08,961 [resuming energetically] ♪ With your spirit burning ♪ 186 00:07:09,094 --> 00:07:12,031 ♪ Take a risk and take a chance ♪ 187 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,100 ♪ Carry on ♪ 188 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,303 ♪ Long live the soul set free ♪ 189 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,572 ♪ Don't be afraid to dream ♪ 190 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:23,709 ♪ While the world's still turning ♪ 191 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:27,213 ♪ Every moment make it happen ♪ 192 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:29,015 ♪ With two left feet ♪ 193 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,284 ♪ Keep on dancing ♪ 194 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:34,120 [inaudible] 195 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:41,794 ♪ Every moment make it happen ♪ 196 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:43,763 ♪ With two left feet ♪ 197 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,898 ♪ Keep on dancing ♪ 198 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,667 ♪ Beat by beat ♪ 199 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,268 ♪ Breath by breath ♪ 200 00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:51,103 ♪ Walking hand in hand ♪ 201 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,704 ♪ Step by step ♪ 202 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:55,074 ♪ Beat by beat ♪ 203 00:07:55,207 --> 00:07:56,475 ♪ Breath by breath ♪ 204 00:07:56,608 --> 00:07:58,577 ♪ Walking hand in hand ♪ 205 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:00,312 ♪ Step by step ♪ 206 00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:02,582 [conversation and laughter] 207 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,017 Oh, you guys. 208 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:08,220 I cannot believe that we are the last single people at church. 209 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:09,354 Solidarity. 210 00:08:09,988 --> 00:08:12,191 [imitating explosion] 211 00:08:12,324 --> 00:08:13,125 Heart shape. 212 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,493 What is that? 213 00:08:14,626 --> 00:08:15,527 That's ridiculous. 214 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,762 [laughs] 215 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:18,130 Thank God it's over. 216 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,433 But seriously, couldn't have done it without you guys. 217 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,535 Oh. We got you babe. 218 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,537 And next stop, Christmas Mission. 219 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,406 Yeah if anyone goes. 220 00:08:27,539 --> 00:08:29,375 What are you talking about? 221 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,742 So far I've heard: 222 00:08:30,876 --> 00:08:33,278 We have so much work to get done on our new house! 223 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,581 Oh, I expect to be pregnant by then. 224 00:08:35,714 --> 00:08:37,816 Why would I go? I already found a husband. 225 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:38,850 [laughs] 226 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:41,320 Wait are you serious? 227 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:44,890 Well... then it's just you, me and Alex. 228 00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:47,560 Mary, Joseph, and an angel. Simple. 229 00:08:48,126 --> 00:08:49,061 Yeah. 230 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:51,731 Simple. 231 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,566 Yeah... 232 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,935 Yeah! 233 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,438 Maybe we can do an extra week. Really do some good. 234 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:00,606 - Yeah. - Yeah. 235 00:09:00,739 --> 00:09:01,707 I like that. 236 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,342 Wait, which part am I again? 237 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,377 Oh. I got you. 238 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:06,411 This time... 239 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,246 You get the little baby wings. 240 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,381 Give me them wings. 241 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:10,483 Give me those wings. 242 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:11,850 [laughing] 243 00:09:11,983 --> 00:09:13,419 [door opens] 244 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:15,787 Ah, there you are. 245 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:17,389 Sam's looking for you Rachel. 246 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:18,490 Oh. 247 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:19,725 Be right back. 248 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,561 Be good! 249 00:09:22,694 --> 00:09:24,263 Yes sir, Accountabilibuddy. 250 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:25,264 [giggles] 251 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:28,901 Jess, I don't think you can find someone hiding out in here. 252 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,369 That's the plan. 253 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:32,271 Well I'm sure your mother 254 00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:34,540 would have loved for you to find someone. 255 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,042 Really? 256 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,411 All right. Be an old maid. 257 00:09:40,812 --> 00:09:41,747 [exasperated sigh] 258 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,115 That is so unfair of him! 259 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,049 Yeah. 260 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:45,250 Yeah. Totally. 261 00:09:45,383 --> 00:09:46,785 [Jess sighs] 262 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:50,255 ["More Than I Do Now" by Rachel Summers plays outside storeroom] 263 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,523 Ladies and gentlemen... 264 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,793 welcome to the Awkward Wedding Advice Awards. 265 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,129 It has been a tough and trying season 266 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,798 with lots of low-lights. 267 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,000 I'm Alex Miller 268 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,668 with my co-host Jessica Roberts 269 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,269 here to present the nominees. 270 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:05,738 And the first nominee is 271 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,707 Pastor Terrence Roberts. 272 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,308 I love you so much right now. 273 00:10:10,442 --> 00:10:11,610 You have no idea. 274 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,378 [Jess] I did not say that! 275 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,381 [Alex] You absolutely did. 276 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:18,016 First "I love you," right there. Count it. 277 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,485 Oh, and the next nominee 278 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:22,120 definitely Dr. Bryant, with the classic: 279 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:25,825 [Alex as Dr. Bryant] "God has your soulmate all picked out for you." 280 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,293 Totally Hezekiah 17. 281 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,829 You're thinking of Third Crustaceans. 282 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:33,365 Oh! Ms. Nelson gave me, [imitating] 283 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,134 "Don't worry, dear." 284 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:38,404 "The Lord will give you the desires of your heart in the right time." 285 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:41,206 Still waiting on that pony. 286 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,176 Ooh, the best cliché wedding advice is 287 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,979 actually an eight way tie this year with: 288 00:10:47,112 --> 00:10:48,313 [Alex and group] "Relax." 289 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,616 "You'll find someone when you stop looking." 290 00:10:50,749 --> 00:10:51,750 [nervous laugh] 291 00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:53,285 So... never? 292 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,520 [scoffs] 293 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,822 Oh Alex. 294 00:10:56,955 --> 00:10:58,690 You still have me and Rach. 295 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,859 [Rachel shrieks distantly] 296 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,496 Unless that was just her getting crushed to death. 297 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,031 That was not hurt Rachel. That was... 298 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,099 [faint romantic country music] 299 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,602 No. 300 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,637 [Jess sighs] 301 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,607 [country music continues] 302 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,543 Yes! 303 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,011 Yes, of course! 304 00:11:19,144 --> 00:11:19,978 [applause] 305 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,147 [sign shorts out] 306 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:24,183 [cheers, applause] 307 00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:28,421 [Rachel laughs and squeals] 308 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:33,225 ♪ 309 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,560 [aggressive scribbling] 310 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,228 [impact reverberates] 311 00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:40,399 Just because she's getting married she assumes I'm gonna be there. 312 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:43,102 Well you're the maid of honor. That's how that works. 313 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,137 We could be feeding the homeless. 314 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,139 Rachel is getting married. All right? 315 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,074 Rachel is getting married. 316 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:52,611 She already moved out of the apartment. I had to find someone on Craigslist. 317 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,713 I'm gonna wake up without a kidney. 318 00:11:54,846 --> 00:11:56,248 Merry Christmas to me. 319 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,217 I hate to break it to you but you're not gonna get murdered 320 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:02,688 and Rachel isn't dying, just getting married. You'll see her again. 321 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:05,257 When was the last time you saw Nick and Beth? 322 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:06,391 Um... 323 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,495 We've never missed a Christmas Mission, Alex. 324 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,063 Not since my mom. 325 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,466 I know what that means to you. 326 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:15,634 So does Rachel. 327 00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,571 ["Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairies" plays] 328 00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,206 Okay, whoa! 329 00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:23,642 Will you just leave the floristing to me please? 330 00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:24,744 Thank you. 331 00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:28,547 I'm just gonna do it alone. 332 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:31,316 Really? You're gonna do Christmas Mission all by yourself? 333 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,717 I'm fine on my own. 334 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:33,786 [Alex laughs] 335 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,620 Okay, so even if you did figure out 336 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,789 how to feed hundreds of homeless people 337 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:42,061 and be Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus all at once 338 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,596 what's Christmas without the people you love? 339 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:45,965 Oh, stop Tom Hanksing. 340 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,866 Your life is not a romantic comedy. 341 00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:49,268 It could be. 342 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,503 But at this point I'm probably just Brendan Fraser. 343 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,071 Don't you dare say that. 344 00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:56,108 I can't even find a girl on an app Jess, alright? 345 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,476 - An app. - Yeah. 346 00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,377 What's the app? 347 00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:02,481 The swipey... I'm not gonna tell you because you're just gonna make fun of me. 348 00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:03,782 Let's see! 349 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,050 Oh. 350 00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:07,252 Did you see what Rachel wants us to bring? 351 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,954 The stable?! That's weird. 352 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:11,790 It's called Cross Paths. 353 00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:12,858 What? 354 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,994 The app. The dating app. Cross Paths. 355 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,830 Yeah. It might be a Bible pun. 356 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,066 Yeah, because love is kinda like Roman torture. Totally get it. 357 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,702 Oh. Blasphemy. 358 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,370 The greatest of these is love. 359 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:28,139 You know, not all love is romantic. 360 00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:31,977 And if we're quoting Paul, why not 361 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,512 "It's better to be single 362 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,415 because then there's more room to pray and serve and stuff." 363 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:37,416 Boom! 364 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:39,818 Hey! Hey. 365 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,386 No tools for you, mmkay? 366 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:42,520 You drop things. 367 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,923 You know Someone also said 368 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,126 that it's not good for man to be alone. 369 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,928 And I just... I was trying to remember Who said that. 370 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,798 Hmm. It might have been Jesus. 371 00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:53,932 [Alex] Boom! 372 00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:56,368 ["Dirt Road Church" by Luke Kelly plays] 373 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:59,338 [Alex] Wait we weren't supposed to bring the costumes too? 374 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,106 I'd do the maid of honor as Mary. 375 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:02,073 [they laugh] 376 00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:03,908 Maybe I can return the dress. 377 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,211 Yeah that'd be nice. 378 00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:07,279 It's the next one. 379 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,847 I'm pretty sure it's this one. 380 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,817 Okay. Says the girl who gets lost 381 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,318 every... single... mission trip. 382 00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,854 ["Dirt Road Church" plays on car stereo] 383 00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:17,189 [Alex sighs] 384 00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,391 Don't do it again. Don't tempt fate twice. 385 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,794 - Okay fine. That can be yours. - That's mine. 386 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,563 ♪ 387 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,031 You know... 388 00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:27,066 maybe love is... 389 00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:29,702 is different than you think. 390 00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:31,637 Agree to disagree. 391 00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:34,005 That just means I win then. 392 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,641 ♪ Can I get a hallelujah? ♪ 393 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,743 ♪ Can I get a hallelujah from the... ♪ 394 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,311 [crow squawks] 395 00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:41,880 [muffled music from car] 396 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,182 ♪ Dirt road church ♪ 397 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,052 ♪ Run run run run the engine ♪ 398 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:50,522 ♪ To the dirt road church ♪ 399 00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,725 ♪ Can I get an "Amen"? ♪ 400 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,726 ♪ Dirt road church ♪ 401 00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,061 [Alex] I'm just glad we got here when we did. 402 00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,030 If it'd been any longer I was worried 403 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,599 all my flowers were gonna die. 404 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,534 I am not gonna live this down, am I? 405 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,202 Yeah. Not a chance. 406 00:15:04,335 --> 00:15:05,704 "Why were you guys so late?" 407 00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,607 "Jess just got us lost in the wrong century, that's all." 408 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,342 I hate weddings. I hate you! 409 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,544 [Jess] Boom. First I hate you. Count it. 410 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:15,047 [Alex] That was definitely not the first. 411 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,216 A cynical person might say that you really don't wanna go. 412 00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:20,920 I don't like it but it's not gonna be that bad. 413 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,589 You don't think my dad's gonna 414 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,458 try to set me up this weekend? 415 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,993 No. I mean... 416 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:31,262 He'd have to set you up for the entire weekend. Right? 417 00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:32,864 Which would be ridiculous. 418 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,233 Yeah... yeah. 419 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:35,234 Okay. 420 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:38,837 [Door opens] 421 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,940 [Pastor T] Oh! Jess. 422 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,143 [excited gasp] 423 00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,344 This is Loren. 424 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,979 The best man. 425 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,080 The best man. 426 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,415 [Loren] Oh, come on bro. 427 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:52,150 [Pastor T] Don't be modest. 428 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,685 My daughter's a tough cookie. 429 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,621 So tough. Crack your teeth. 430 00:15:58,089 --> 00:15:59,324 Loren ran a marathon. 431 00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,192 Actually it was a half marathon. 432 00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:02,961 The full marathon was last month. 433 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,897 But you know, interval training for the win right? 434 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,634 - Daddy can I talk to you? - Don't be rude baby. 435 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,102 Don't... 436 00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,137 be rude! 437 00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,138 Okay. 438 00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,107 One minute, bro. 439 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,775 [clicks tongue] 440 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,984 - [loud slap] - Oh. Geez. 441 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,854 ["On Something" by Kenny Hass plays] 442 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,224 [chair motor whirs] 443 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,192 [neon buzzes] 444 00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:35,694 Uh... hi. 445 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,530 ♪ I don't need a drink I don't need a fix ♪ 446 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:41,132 ♪ I don't need no drug To make me feel like this... ♪ 447 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,035 Oh, sorry. Do you um... 448 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:44,769 need a... a hand? 449 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,404 I don't know if I'm supposed to-- 450 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,307 No... I've just always wanted to ride one of these things. 451 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,343 I'm Danielle, Sam's sister. 452 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,345 Oh, um... 453 00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,314 uh... I'm... uh... 454 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:56,682 Sorry. [laughs nervously] 455 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:57,949 I'm Alex. 456 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,117 Uh, Rachel's friend. 457 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,285 Slash florist. 458 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:01,553 Oh! Cool. 459 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,388 Guess which one of those got me here early. 460 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,490 [Danielle laughs] 461 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:06,858 Um... 462 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,427 ♪ It's like I'm on something ♪ 463 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,394 How was it? 464 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,196 Oh, it's like a roller coaster. 465 00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:12,730 That doesn't go very fast... 466 00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:14,499 and only has one turn... 467 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,034 and isn't very fun at all. 468 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:17,669 [they laugh] 469 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,804 - You want to try it? - Yeah, I do. 470 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,640 - I thought you might. - Okay, okay. 471 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:25,243 ♪ 472 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,511 All right, so I-- 473 00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:27,946 Oh, no seat belt, huh? 474 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,114 - No, this is a ride to the danger zone. - Okay. 475 00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,382 [motor whirs] 476 00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:32,584 Ooh! 477 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:34,720 [laughs nervously] 478 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,889 [Danielle laughs] 479 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,425 You said "Meet Loren" before you said hello. 480 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:41,893 Just give the guy a chance. 481 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,262 You think I set you up with just anybody? 482 00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:47,198 You're right! He's alive. I'm alive. It's perfect. 483 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,368 Can you just go to the wedding 484 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,570 with a nice young man? 485 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,372 Is that so hard?! 486 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,708 All I want is for you to be happy. 487 00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:57,775 I'm happy! 488 00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,377 - [shout echoes] - [crow caws] 489 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,979 [chair motor whirs] 490 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:04,783 I need a reason you can't go to the wedding with Loren. 491 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,451 Give me one good reason 492 00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,220 and I'll let this one go. 493 00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:10,923 Because... 494 00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:13,258 [chair approaches] 495 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,260 ["On Something" by Kenny Hass plays] 496 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,232 Because I'm in love with Alex. 497 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,469 Alex and I are... 498 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,737 in love. 499 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,439 - What? - Say who now? 500 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:28,774 You two? 501 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,642 - Can you believe it? - No! 502 00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:33,311 I don't understand. Are we doing a-- Ow! 503 00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:34,413 It's okay... 504 00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:36,848 ... baby. 505 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,917 I was just telling my dad about our love story. 506 00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:41,953 The greatest love story ever told. 507 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,087 Yep. 508 00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,857 [Alex] We are super in love. 509 00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,526 When did this happen? 510 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,993 - Like right now. - Last week. 511 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:49,995 Well... 512 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,664 Because love is always happening. 513 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,100 Right? Since the beginning of time, you know? And um... 514 00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,469 In the beginning... was the Word-- 515 00:18:58,603 --> 00:18:59,604 This whole time?! 516 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,306 Like since we were five. 517 00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,574 With Alex? 518 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,876 It's not that crazy. Somebody could love me. 519 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:05,811 This is crazy! 520 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,312 So crazy. [nervous laugh] 521 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,015 Honestly guys... 522 00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,553 I couldn't be happier. 523 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,189 Really?! 524 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,058 ♪ It's like I'm on something ♪ 525 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,860 ♪ You got my head rushing ♪ 526 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,628 [inaudible] ♪ Losing control but ♪ 527 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,031 ♪ I love, I love, I love, I love it ♪ 528 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,799 ♪ Feel like I'm on fire... ♪ 529 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,502 Put 'er there, son. 530 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,838 I think part of me always knew. 531 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,139 Knew what? 532 00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:37,342 These two. Together. Finally. 533 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:38,877 [shrieks] 534 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,379 [Alex] And you said my life isn't a romantic comedy. 535 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,681 [shrieks and laughs] 536 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:43,915 [Jess] Yeah... 537 00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:45,650 Definitely didn't think this through. 538 00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:47,852 You two. Together. 539 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:48,753 At my wedding! 540 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,355 At Christmas! 541 00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:52,657 Hard to believe. 542 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,526 I can't believe we were gonna set you up with Loren. 543 00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:57,295 Rach. You didn't. 544 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,131 I mean, had I known. 545 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,899 You should have told me! Come on. 546 00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,602 I'm like the first person you guys should've told. 547 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,071 It's just been such a whirlwind. 548 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,173 Isn't that just love though? It's crazy. 549 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:09,407 So crazy. 550 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:10,908 We're using that word a lot. 551 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,411 Oh. Did you guys bring the stable? 552 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,547 So I was thinking we could put my decorations and my colors. 553 00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,784 We can use it like an archway to walk under. 554 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,852 Rach it's more of a sacred set... thing. 555 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,620 Not really like a romantic prop. 556 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,322 But it's Christmas. 557 00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:26,424 And I've always wanted a Christmas wedding! 558 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,426 Speaking of which, could it like snow? 559 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,895 But you know, not too much. 560 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,797 Yeah. Definitely. Maybe. It's Colorado so... 561 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,399 [man] where are we even going? 562 00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:35,867 [woman] Just smile Patrick. 563 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,235 They're here. 564 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,570 [man] Is this where the ceremony will take place? 565 00:20:39,704 --> 00:20:40,805 Or do we know? 566 00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:43,007 Hush Patrick. This is our baby girl's wedding! 567 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,243 If she finishes planning it on time. 568 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:46,577 Mom. Daddy. 569 00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,446 I'm so glad you both arrived. 570 00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,115 Together. At the same time! 571 00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,483 Hi, sweetie. 572 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,619 [Patrick] So where's the boy? 573 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,522 My fiancé, Daddy, is upstairs. 574 00:20:57,655 --> 00:21:00,558 We are so excited to meet your special friend. 575 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,561 Fiancé Mom. Samuel. 576 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,796 Not him. 577 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,433 [Patrick] Now wouldn't we typically meet him before he's your fiancé? 578 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:12,637 Uh... the timing might have been able to be a little bit better. 579 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,239 [coughs] Christmas Mission. 580 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,907 - Ow! - Hurts, doesn't it? 581 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,042 Look. 582 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,209 We're all here. 583 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,578 Okay, we all love each other. [gasps] 584 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,980 You guys actually love each other! 585 00:21:23,114 --> 00:21:25,116 So we're all gonna get along, okay? 586 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,118 We're gonna have a drama free wedding. 587 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,386 That's our motto. Okay? 588 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:29,321 Say it with me. 589 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,890 [All] Drama free wedding. 590 00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:34,826 [unhinged laughter] 591 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,361 It's gonna be beautiful Rach. 592 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,962 Well it better be. Am I right? 593 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,764 [forced laughter] 594 00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:40,665 [inhales deeply] 595 00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:42,166 Let's get you to your rooms. 596 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,735 [quickly] This way! 597 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,806 [Rachel] Come on, Daddy. 598 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,708 So best friend... 599 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,410 Awkward question. 600 00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:55,447 Do you want to casually pretend to be my boyfriend for the weekend? 601 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:59,650 You could have asked me that before you promised your dad grandchildren 602 00:21:59,784 --> 00:22:01,753 and Rach a drama free wedding. 603 00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:03,254 And... no. 604 00:22:03,387 --> 00:22:04,689 I-- I don't. 605 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,524 Hey you two. Just heard the news. 606 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,692 Super stoked. 607 00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:08,894 Thanks bro! 608 00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:11,829 [exhales] 609 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,965 I always knew you'd ruin my life. 610 00:22:14,098 --> 00:22:16,434 Come on. One wedding we just dance and have fun. 611 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:20,038 No one reminds you you're single and no one tries to find me a husband. 612 00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:23,207 What do we do after we lie to our entire church for a weekend? 613 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:24,509 We break up. You snore, 614 00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:26,411 you laugh like a goat, 615 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:29,681 and you put the toothpaste straight in your mouth like a complete monster. 616 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:30,982 Ah-hah! I don't snore. 617 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,784 - [door opens] - I don't like him! 618 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,686 You barely even talked to him Daddy! 619 00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:37,723 We are so happy for you sweetie. 620 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,158 He's too nice! 621 00:22:40,658 --> 00:22:42,861 I don't trust anyone that nice. 622 00:22:47,198 --> 00:22:48,667 [Rachel sighs] 623 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,374 Drama free wedding? 624 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,876 Have I ever said no to you? 625 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,178 [giggles] Thank you! 626 00:23:00,311 --> 00:23:02,514 Thank you thank you thank you thank you. 627 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,215 Okay okay okay okay okay. 628 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:05,383 But! 629 00:23:05,516 --> 00:23:06,885 If we're gonna do this... 630 00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:09,087 we're gonna go full rom-com. 631 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,088 Oh no. 632 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:11,789 Oh yes. Yes! 633 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,124 Oh I have so many ideas. 634 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,659 Come on. Come come come. 635 00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:16,928 ["Love Was Meant For Us" by Kenny Hass plays] 636 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,496 Okay. Okay okay. First thing. 637 00:23:18,629 --> 00:23:19,698 We need like... 638 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,066 a million... like couple-y type pictures. 639 00:23:22,199 --> 00:23:23,034 Yeah, yeah. 640 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,303 ♪ We go out for coffee ♪ 641 00:23:25,436 --> 00:23:27,939 ♪ at two in the morning ♪ 642 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,576 ♪ Don't tell me that we're just friends... ♪ 643 00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:35,213 We could really fast track this thing. 644 00:23:35,346 --> 00:23:37,681 I wrote Jess's wedding sermon 20 years ago. 645 00:23:37,815 --> 00:23:41,286 We have to run across the field towards each other but in slow motion. 646 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,788 ♪ Oh ♪ 647 00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:49,861 ♪ Sometimes this is the way that it goes ♪ 648 00:23:51,262 --> 00:23:52,731 ♪ But oh... ♪ 649 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:54,165 [Alex] Something with like... 650 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,933 note cards at the door and... 651 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,769 and then a boom box. Yeah! 652 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,438 [Jess snores softly] 653 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,107 When you guys getting married? 654 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,041 Oh we're taking it slow . 655 00:24:04,175 --> 00:24:05,910 Probably not for another week? 656 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:08,646 Jess is a ring size five. 657 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,848 But I'm sure you knew that. 658 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,584 - Wait. How do you know that? - Mmm-hmm! 659 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:18,056 And I've always kinda wanted to do a moonlight serenade. 660 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:21,293 ♪ I've known it since we met... ♪ 661 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,663 No. No! 662 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,801 ♪ I know love was meant for us ♪ 663 00:24:29,934 --> 00:24:35,240 ♪ 664 00:24:41,912 --> 00:24:43,548 Be cool, Soda Pop. 665 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,350 Hey babe. Come over and play. 666 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,886 Come get yer whippin'. 667 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:49,955 Ah! I found it. 668 00:24:50,688 --> 00:24:52,858 [pool balls clatter] 669 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:54,960 Where's Rach? 670 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:57,495 [clears throat] 671 00:24:57,628 --> 00:24:59,364 Honoring her father and her mother. 672 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,366 You know that it may go well with me 673 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:02,800 and they may not kill me. 674 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,002 They'll come around. 675 00:25:04,602 --> 00:25:05,604 I'm not so sure. 676 00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:09,341 You know I have heard quite a lot about you two tonight. 677 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,109 [sarcastically] We're trending. 678 00:25:11,242 --> 00:25:12,910 How long you been together? 679 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:16,047 Just tell the whole story guys. 'Cause everyone's dying to hear it. 680 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:17,182 [Jess swallows] 681 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,383 Yes... 682 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:19,684 The story. 683 00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:20,886 Hey idiots! 684 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,554 Before you practice stupid romantic stuff 685 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,657 focus on some logistics! 686 00:25:26,924 --> 00:25:27,826 Yeah babe. 687 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,194 Tell 'em the whole story. 688 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:30,395 Mmmm. 689 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,096 You tell it so much better than I do... 690 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,164 Pumpkin. 691 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:34,699 [mischievous classical music] 692 00:25:34,832 --> 00:25:37,035 Okay. So... 693 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:41,172 Jess cooked me lunch the day she left for Guatemala. 694 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:42,507 [Pastor T] Jess cooked? 695 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,076 Yeah, yeah. And we were just talking about 696 00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:47,545 what she's gonna do down there and everything. 697 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,414 And then all of a sudden she's like 698 00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:50,915 "Do you think guys and girls 699 00:25:51,048 --> 00:25:51,983 can be friends?" 700 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,486 And I didn't know what to say you know? 701 00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,387 - -Because I always... kinda... - [klaxon] 702 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:57,889 had a crush on her. 703 00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,891 [Kristin] That's when you found out! 704 00:26:00,024 --> 00:26:01,259 No! Actually... um... 705 00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:03,294 because... well you know, I mean... 706 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:06,063 friendship can be like a fragile thing. 707 00:26:06,697 --> 00:26:08,432 But honesty brings people together. 708 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:11,035 Can we go back to the part where Jess cooks? 709 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,671 - It was a salad. But but... - Ah! 710 00:26:13,804 --> 00:26:14,906 But really, so 711 00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:17,542 I was about to pour my heart out, okay? 712 00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:19,711 And then all of a sudden BZZT! Her phone. 713 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:20,612 And she's like, 714 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:21,946 "It's my Uber." 715 00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:23,248 [tense strings] 716 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:24,548 And then... 717 00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:26,717 I see on the table... 718 00:26:27,318 --> 00:26:28,452 [mouth full] You didn't! 719 00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:31,456 [suspenseful chimes] 720 00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:33,725 Guys I did. I read it. 721 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,094 What did it say? 722 00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,029 [ethereal choir] 723 00:26:38,162 --> 00:26:39,564 It said she... 724 00:26:40,164 --> 00:26:41,766 only thought of me as a friend. 725 00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:43,768 No! 726 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:45,803 So I just left. 727 00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:49,273 This sounds... really... familiar. 728 00:26:49,406 --> 00:26:51,643 Ah-ah-ah. No it doesn't, actually. 729 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,577 This is our original story. 730 00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:54,646 And any similarities 731 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:56,213 to any other romantic story? 732 00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:57,481 Purely coincidental. 733 00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:59,917 There is nothing new under the sun. 734 00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:01,986 Can we please keep going with the story? 735 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,687 I am dying to hear what happens. 736 00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:06,290 Dude. Obviously they get together. 737 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,492 Love never fails. 738 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:11,929 Yes obviously they get together. But how? 739 00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:13,297 Jess... 740 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,166 figured out what happened. 741 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,201 [Jess] And then that's when I realized 742 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,336 that I do love him. [laughs nervously] 743 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,271 But! 744 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:21,806 She had to go to the airport. 745 00:27:21,939 --> 00:27:23,374 Okay, longest story ever. 746 00:27:23,507 --> 00:27:24,842 Yeah seriously. 747 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,412 [Alex] And just as she's about to get on the plane... 748 00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:30,915 [romantic orchestral music] 749 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,187 [Alex as Jess] What are you doing here? 750 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,155 [as Humphrey Bogart] Looking for you. 751 00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:40,024 I've always been looking for you. 752 00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:43,595 [as Jess] Well, I'm right in front of you, idiot! 753 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:48,800 [orchestra swells dramatically] 754 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,570 That's how it happened. 755 00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:55,339 Guys. That's the best story ever! 756 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:58,009 [Jess] And you came up with it so quickly. 757 00:27:58,142 --> 00:27:59,510 What's the best story ever? 758 00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:02,513 Jess and Alex were telling the story how they got together. 759 00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:03,714 [politely] Oh. 760 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,183 Guys. I can't even. 761 00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:07,685 And honestly? 762 00:28:07,818 --> 00:28:09,020 I don't want to. 763 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,522 There's a time for everything. 764 00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:13,725 [clinks mug with spoon] 765 00:28:14,258 --> 00:28:15,293 [whispers] Kiss! 766 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:16,995 Oh. 767 00:28:18,529 --> 00:28:19,898 Mmmm. 768 00:28:21,031 --> 00:28:21,899 We can't! 769 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,503 Uh... not until we are...married! 770 00:28:25,636 --> 00:28:26,404 Hardcore! 771 00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,805 That's impossible. 772 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,476 But what about your story? The passionate kiss at the airport? 773 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,212 Yes. Exactly! 774 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:37,215 I mean it was so... passionate. 775 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:38,783 So... electric! 776 00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:42,220 We knew we could never control ourselves... 777 00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:44,421 And that was our last 778 00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,090 until our wedding night. 779 00:28:46,557 --> 00:28:48,326 I am so proud of you kids. 780 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,429 Oh. I have you guys rooming together. 781 00:28:51,562 --> 00:28:52,764 That's not gonna work. 782 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,432 - I mean it's not-- - Nope. 783 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:56,234 [Alex swallows] 784 00:28:57,668 --> 00:28:58,670 Foosball? 785 00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:03,107 Hey roomie! 786 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,942 I hear you're kind of a matchmaker. 787 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,077 Teach me your ways? 788 00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:07,679 Honestly? 789 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:09,881 I have no idea. 790 00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:12,816 Well... Alex seems like a really stand up guy, so... 791 00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,052 you're lucky. 792 00:29:22,092 --> 00:29:25,096 [ventilation rattles] 793 00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:29,299 Cozy. 794 00:29:29,433 --> 00:29:31,736 Oh we'll get to know each other real well. 795 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:33,872 [Alex swallows] 796 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,610 [guitar strumming] 797 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:44,983 [Sam hums, composing a melody] 798 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:50,722 [humming and guitar picking continue] 799 00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,129 [Rachel sighs] 800 00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:06,937 ♪ 801 00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:10,541 [Sam sings softly] ♪ Be your fightin' soldier. ♪ 802 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,010 ♪ Walk through any fire... ♪ 803 00:30:13,143 --> 00:30:15,379 ♪ see that smile... ♪ 804 00:30:15,512 --> 00:30:17,849 ♪ face of an angel. ♪ 805 00:30:21,485 --> 00:30:23,188 Bedtime for my Christmas angel? 806 00:30:24,121 --> 00:30:24,889 Yes, please. 807 00:30:25,022 --> 00:30:25,957 'Kay. 808 00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:34,131 I love you guys. 809 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:35,833 - Love you. - Night. 810 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:36,935 Sweet dreams. 811 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:37,835 Thank you. 812 00:30:37,968 --> 00:30:38,837 Good night. 813 00:30:45,142 --> 00:30:46,211 [Pastor T] Alex. 814 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:49,848 Need a little daddy daughter time. 815 00:30:50,948 --> 00:30:52,116 Discuss a few things. 816 00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:54,319 Yeah. Sure, Pastor T. 817 00:30:57,521 --> 00:30:58,556 Um... 818 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:01,559 Goodnight, I guess. 819 00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:09,801 Come closer, baby. 820 00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:18,042 [gentle piano] 821 00:31:18,176 --> 00:31:21,679 Baby I know I'm not the best to talk to about... boys. 822 00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:24,882 [scoffs] Dad I'm not twelve. 823 00:31:25,015 --> 00:31:26,684 I don't need to talk about boys. 824 00:31:27,484 --> 00:31:28,853 I do know a little bit about 825 00:31:28,986 --> 00:31:30,788 being in love with your best friend. 826 00:31:30,921 --> 00:31:32,690 Me and your mama, we-- 827 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,994 Were best friends for two years before you got the courage to ask her out. 828 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:37,528 [chuckles] 829 00:31:37,661 --> 00:31:38,930 I told you about that? 830 00:31:40,464 --> 00:31:42,099 I like when you talk about her. 831 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,735 Even if I've heard it a million times. 832 00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:47,772 ♪ 833 00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:50,008 What is it you love about Alex? 834 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,910 ♪ 835 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:55,045 Just that he's... 836 00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,581 still around. 837 00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:57,481 Yeah. 838 00:31:57,614 --> 00:31:58,950 When you were kids 839 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,451 he wouldn't leave you alone. 840 00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:02,453 [they laugh] 841 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,057 Remember he would bring extra valentines and put 'em in my shoe box? 842 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:07,358 Pffft! 843 00:32:07,491 --> 00:32:09,560 Your teacher called saying you wasn't sharing. 844 00:32:09,693 --> 00:32:10,895 Right! 845 00:32:11,028 --> 00:32:11,796 My fault. 846 00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,063 [both laugh] 847 00:32:13,196 --> 00:32:14,832 [Jess sighs] Alex. 848 00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:17,735 ♪ 849 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,303 I'm glad you found him. 850 00:32:19,436 --> 00:32:22,206 ♪ 851 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,307 Me too. 852 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,078 ♪ 853 00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:28,346 I love you baby. 854 00:32:31,448 --> 00:32:32,784 ♪ 855 00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:35,687 I love you. 856 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,992 ♪ 857 00:32:44,328 --> 00:32:45,896 [frustrated scream] 858 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:48,933 I can't believe these aren't ready! This was supposed to be so easy. 859 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,935 Okay. Okay. No worries. 860 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:54,405 Suffering. Perseverance. Character. Hope. 861 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,108 But seriously, did Pinterest come with instructions? 862 00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:58,943 [scoffs] Oh little brother. 863 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,645 You have never pinned anything in your life have you? 864 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:03,814 Okay. Rach? Rach. 865 00:33:03,947 --> 00:33:05,683 Rach! Okay, just look at me. 866 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,119 Flowers are my job anyway, okay? So just... 867 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,988 hand those over... slowly. Okay. 868 00:33:11,488 --> 00:33:13,190 I'm so sorry guys. 869 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:16,460 I don't know how we could have thrown this wedding together without you. 870 00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:19,396 Maybe you shouldn't have thrown together a wedding at all. 871 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,531 Good morning Daddy. 872 00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:22,133 Everything red. 873 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:23,601 Why is everything red? 874 00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:25,436 [Sam] It's Rachel's favorite color. 875 00:33:25,569 --> 00:33:26,938 Also Christmas. 876 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:29,774 Bingo. And Samuel's favorite color is green. 877 00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:31,842 Still doesn't mean they know each other. 878 00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:33,144 Patrick, please. 879 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:35,245 They've only known each other for six months. 880 00:33:35,379 --> 00:33:38,515 You want to see a real couple ready for marriage? Those two. 881 00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:40,484 They've been friends for 22 years. 882 00:33:41,318 --> 00:33:43,120 This isn't really about us, it's-- 883 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:44,688 Yeah, it's not about quantity. 884 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:46,423 It's about quality. 885 00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:49,894 And Samuel and I know way more about each other than Alex and Jess do. 886 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:52,262 Oh-ho-ho! Gauntlet thrown. 887 00:33:52,396 --> 00:33:55,966 Oh-em-gee. So much fun. 888 00:33:56,099 --> 00:33:57,668 [Jess] What's fun? 889 00:33:57,801 --> 00:34:00,371 That game where you ask questions about your significant other! 890 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,340 You're confused about what fun means. 891 00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:04,542 - No I'm not. - I don't think this is the-- 892 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,077 Hah! This'll be rich. 893 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,378 [podium thunks] 894 00:34:07,511 --> 00:34:08,879 All right, so... 895 00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:10,981 Taylor-Summers wedding party. 896 00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:12,549 Are you ready to rumble? 897 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:13,984 [whoops and cheers] 898 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:16,387 - He's really living his best life. 899 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:18,890 First question. 900 00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:21,592 What is your significant other's... 901 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,194 greatest fear? 902 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:28,365 [suspenseful game show music] 903 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,667 [Loren] Jess? 904 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,236 Oh! Peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth. 905 00:34:32,369 --> 00:34:35,006 [music crescendos] 906 00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:37,174 I wouldn't be able to breathe. Seriously. 907 00:34:37,307 --> 00:34:38,909 That's really weird, man. 908 00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:41,445 And what is Jess's greatest fear? 909 00:34:41,578 --> 00:34:43,447 The deep ocean. 910 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,950 - Out of respect. - Boom. 911 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,918 And now to the happy couple! 912 00:34:48,518 --> 00:34:50,754 Um... I'm going to guess... 913 00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:51,655 Spiders. 914 00:34:51,788 --> 00:34:52,790 [giggles] 915 00:34:52,923 --> 00:34:54,091 [clears throat] 916 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:56,226 [music intensifies] 917 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,162 Oh, that was my second guess. 918 00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:02,433 She's just thinking of all the times that she had to kill a spider for me. 919 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,401 He's... scared of them. 920 00:35:04,534 --> 00:35:05,636 And, Samuel? 921 00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,404 Uh... easy. 922 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:08,739 Heights. 923 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:10,607 Um... 924 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,278 Heights could easily be embarrassing. 925 00:35:14,878 --> 00:35:16,580 Jess and Alex take the first round! 926 00:35:16,713 --> 00:35:18,416 Woooo! 927 00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:19,550 Sorry bro. 928 00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:21,618 [jazzy dance music] 929 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:22,519 Ow! 930 00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:24,454 [marshmallows thud] 931 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:25,823 Stop it! 932 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,825 Favorite Christmas tradition? 933 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,260 Cheesy romantic comedies. 934 00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:32,596 Honestly, the thing Jess does the most 935 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:33,764 is roll her eyes. 936 00:35:33,897 --> 00:35:34,999 ♪ 937 00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:36,400 Deck the Halls! 938 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:39,603 Oh. 939 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:40,805 Life finds a way. 940 00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,940 ♪ 941 00:35:43,073 --> 00:35:45,743 [airplane flyby sound] 942 00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:47,411 ♪ 943 00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:48,779 [slap] 944 00:35:48,912 --> 00:35:50,347 [bullet ricochets] 945 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,683 ♪ Five four three two one . ♪ 946 00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:53,984 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 947 00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:58,455 [funky organ] 948 00:35:58,588 --> 00:35:59,990 [Patrick scoffs] 949 00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,558 ♪ 950 00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:04,962 [music intensifies] 951 00:36:05,095 --> 00:36:06,330 ♪ 952 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:09,666 [airplane flyby noises] 953 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,136 [awkward silence] 954 00:36:12,269 --> 00:36:14,538 And it's an avalanche! 955 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,774 [note cards flutter] 956 00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,279 Um... 957 00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:24,915 It was fun, guys. 958 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:27,150 Thanks for playing. 959 00:36:27,284 --> 00:36:28,585 Rachel, honey. 960 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,022 You cannot marry this guy. 961 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:34,992 Uh... 962 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:37,427 R-Rach! 963 00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:39,830 [Sam] I got it. I know what to do. 964 00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:42,333 Okay. Yeah. Sure. 965 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:46,704 H-how about we all go on a hike? Yeah? 966 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,372 Anybody else need some air? 967 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,340 Yeah man! Super psyched! Hike! 968 00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:51,908 [music builds] 969 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:54,245 [intense rock music] 970 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,013 [outdoor gear jangles] 971 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,548 What is it that you do, Loren? 972 00:36:58,682 --> 00:36:59,716 I experience! 973 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:00,951 I mean, for work. 974 00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:03,253 Oh, I'm an accountant. Crunching numbers dudes. 975 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,889 [Pastor T] Hold on, Loren! 976 00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:07,591 - Pastor T has arrived everyone. - Get those steps in! 977 00:37:07,724 --> 00:37:09,927 Who's ready to hike this hike, huh? 978 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:15,266 [music crescendos and ends] 979 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:18,002 [snowshoes crunching] 980 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:21,572 You know, you gotta admit 981 00:37:21,705 --> 00:37:23,774 we do know each other pretty well, though. 982 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,909 Not now Alex. 983 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:26,410 I... uh... 984 00:37:28,278 --> 00:37:31,815 So um... important flatlander question. 985 00:37:31,948 --> 00:37:34,251 Do all Colorado natives have beards? 986 00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:36,453 Good question. Some of the women don't. 987 00:37:36,586 --> 00:37:38,322 - Okay. - [they laugh] 988 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,690 So peanut butter, huh? 989 00:37:40,824 --> 00:37:42,893 Mmmm... Yeah, yeah. 990 00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:45,362 I knew that was gonna come back to haunt me. 991 00:37:45,495 --> 00:37:47,731 Is this based on a childhood trauma 992 00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,633 or just a horrifying thought? 993 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,468 It is horrifying, right? 994 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,637 [pretends her mouth is sealed, laughs] 995 00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:55,172 All right, all right. 996 00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:57,107 What's your greatest fear then? 997 00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:58,676 That's rather personal. 998 00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:00,677 Well... You know mine. 999 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,313 That's not your greatest fear. 1000 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,615 It's the greatest fear you tell at parties. 1001 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:06,616 Okay. 1002 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,118 Well, if I had said 1003 00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:10,587 that I'm terrified that... 1004 00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,556 the version of love I have in my head 1005 00:38:12,689 --> 00:38:14,591 doesn't exist in reality... 1006 00:38:15,692 --> 00:38:18,229 it'd probably get pretty awkward pretty quick. 1007 00:38:19,863 --> 00:38:21,231 That's not awkward. 1008 00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:25,669 [gentle acoustic guitar] 1009 00:38:25,802 --> 00:38:26,870 I gotta say 1010 00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:29,306 I am a sucker for romantic stories 1011 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,308 and yours really got me. 1012 00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:34,511 There's something so authentic about how you found each other. 1013 00:38:34,644 --> 00:38:35,712 Yeah! 1014 00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:38,048 Yeah. Story's the best part, right? 1015 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:39,817 Isn't it dating your best friend? 1016 00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:41,551 Yeah. Well... [laughs] 1017 00:38:41,685 --> 00:38:43,421 Yeah. No, it's that. I just... 1018 00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:45,956 It's nice um... 1019 00:38:46,723 --> 00:38:48,692 having someone to share everything with. 1020 00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:52,796 Right? I would love to have someone to just do life with. 1021 00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,632 Well I'm-I'm sure... 1022 00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:57,168 God has someone for you. 1023 00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:58,869 [pained exhale] 1024 00:38:59,002 --> 00:39:01,805 That is what everyone says to the single person at the wedding. 1025 00:39:01,938 --> 00:39:03,407 Yeah, I'm sorry. 1026 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:05,909 I hated it the second it came out my mouth. Ugh, gag me. 1027 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,578 You don't get to complain about it anymore. 1028 00:39:08,712 --> 00:39:09,880 Oh! 1029 00:39:10,013 --> 00:39:11,248 [stifles laughter] 1030 00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,051 [Alex clears throat] 1031 00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:16,019 All right guys! So... 1032 00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:18,321 To your left there is a much steeper trail. 1033 00:39:18,455 --> 00:39:20,991 However, there is a great view at the top. 1034 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:23,160 Why don't we all stick to the easy trail? 1035 00:39:23,293 --> 00:39:24,828 We don't have to stay together. 1036 00:39:24,961 --> 00:39:27,197 I'll head to the left if anyone wants to join. 1037 00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:30,568 I don't think the pastor should die so I'll take the easier trail. 1038 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:33,037 - Me too. - Me too. 1039 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:35,105 [Loren] Looks like it's just me and you. 1040 00:39:35,238 --> 00:39:37,541 Roughing it. Testing our limits in nature. 1041 00:39:37,674 --> 00:39:39,577 Sure you don't wanna go with the group? 1042 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,679 You're good at getting lost, sweetheart. 1043 00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:43,013 Alex. Drop it. I'm fine-- 1044 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,547 On your own, I know. 1045 00:39:44,681 --> 00:39:45,916 [whispers] Hey, hey. 1046 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,719 This is not full rom-com. If you get lost, which you will, 1047 00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:51,688 I'm upgrading moonlight serenade to moonlight kiss. 1048 00:39:51,821 --> 00:39:53,523 Not gonna happen. You're on. 1049 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:55,225 - Fine! Fine. - Fine. 1050 00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:57,661 ["Christmas With You" by Kenny Hass plays] 1051 00:39:57,794 --> 00:39:59,162 [Rachel] Where are we going? 1052 00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:00,464 Your new favorite place. 1053 00:40:00,597 --> 00:40:02,966 Um... I think we just proved 1054 00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:05,302 that you have no idea where that is. 1055 00:40:06,069 --> 00:40:07,237 [entry bell rings] 1056 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:12,242 ♪ The stockings are hung and the fire ♪ 1057 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:13,743 [giggles] 1058 00:40:13,877 --> 00:40:19,416 ♪ Is painting the room warm gold ♪ 1059 00:40:19,549 --> 00:40:22,085 ♪ The lights on the tree ♪ 1060 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:25,356 ♪ make the night come alive ♪ 1061 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:29,760 ♪ But not one of these do what you do ♪ 1062 00:40:29,893 --> 00:40:32,229 ♪ 1063 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:35,766 ♪ It's only Christmas with you ♪ 1064 00:40:35,899 --> 00:40:38,902 ♪ Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum ♪ 1065 00:40:39,035 --> 00:40:41,071 ♪ Ba-dum Ba-doo-doo-doo ♪ 1066 00:40:41,204 --> 00:40:43,440 ♪ The only way this is ♪ 1067 00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:46,443 ♪ that time we call Christmas ♪ 1068 00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:50,147 ♪ Is when we're under the mistletoe... ♪ 1069 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,116 [Alex] So did you grow up all... 1070 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,652 sophisticated and social in this Boston? 1071 00:40:56,219 --> 00:40:58,088 Good question, did I? 1072 00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:00,290 I did go to Junior Cotillion 1073 00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:02,258 where we had balls and dance cards. 1074 00:41:02,392 --> 00:41:03,426 What's a dance card? 1075 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,828 Uh, you know a dance card? 1076 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,130 Nuh-uh. 1077 00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:08,264 Okay. You have a slot for each dance at the ball. 1078 00:41:08,398 --> 00:41:11,134 And you try to fill them up with all the cutest guys. 1079 00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:13,136 And all the girls would like, compare. 1080 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:14,271 Was this like hell? 1081 00:41:14,404 --> 00:41:16,039 Or like a hundred years ago? Gross. 1082 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:17,307 This was seventh grade! 1083 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,809 I'm sorry-- whoop! [laughs] 1084 00:41:18,942 --> 00:41:19,976 Watch out. 1085 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,678 There's a trail here. Very dangerous. 1086 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,980 Some idiot could really hurt himself. 1087 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,916 I'm certainly in trouble then. 1088 00:41:26,049 --> 00:41:28,852 ♪ It's only Christmas... ♪ 1089 00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:31,521 Okay. There's a Christmas memory for ya. 1090 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:32,823 Oh wow. Yeah. 1091 00:41:33,423 --> 00:41:35,993 See Christmas isn't the same by yourself, you know? 1092 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,327 I'm glad Jess is here. 1093 00:41:37,861 --> 00:41:43,400 ♪ Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum ♪ 1094 00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:45,069 [contented sigh] 1095 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:47,638 [Loren] So you and Alex... 1096 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,607 You guys make a pretty good team huh? 1097 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:51,941 You thinking about getting married soon? 1098 00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:53,710 Seriously? The whole point of this 1099 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,945 was so people would stop asking questions. 1100 00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:57,081 Whole point of what? 1101 00:41:57,614 --> 00:41:58,782 You know... 1102 00:41:58,915 --> 00:42:01,218 I've built like 12 houses for disaster relief. 1103 00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:03,186 Wait, seriously? 1104 00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:06,490 That's like the coolest thing I've ever heard. 1105 00:42:06,623 --> 00:42:08,024 No one ever asks about that. 1106 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:10,527 Why is it always if I'm dating or who I'm dating? 1107 00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:14,098 Even when I go to great lengths to be dating, which is totally real... 1108 00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:15,532 then it's always if... 1109 00:42:15,665 --> 00:42:17,033 I'm gonna marry that person. 1110 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,436 Oh. So you're afraid of commitment. 1111 00:42:19,569 --> 00:42:20,403 What?! 1112 00:42:20,537 --> 00:42:21,571 No. 1113 00:42:21,704 --> 00:42:22,806 I love commitment. 1114 00:42:22,939 --> 00:42:25,375 I wish that everyone I knew 1115 00:42:25,508 --> 00:42:27,577 would just commit to things never changing 1116 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,880 and then... we'd all be happy forever. 1117 00:42:30,547 --> 00:42:31,549 That's a wedding. 1118 00:42:33,216 --> 00:42:34,151 Okay. 1119 00:42:34,284 --> 00:42:35,753 Well that just blew my mind. 1120 00:42:36,352 --> 00:42:37,288 Hey wait up! 1121 00:42:39,055 --> 00:42:39,924 Uh... 1122 00:42:40,690 --> 00:42:41,791 You can't be serious! 1123 00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:43,127 Oh come on! 1124 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,229 It'll be easy! 1125 00:42:45,362 --> 00:42:46,696 It's not even a class five. 1126 00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,264 I'm adventurous not suicidal. 1127 00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:49,599 Are you sure? 1128 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,367 I really don't want to leave you. 1129 00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:52,402 I'm fine on my own. 1130 00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:53,437 Awesome! 1131 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,776 [Rachel sighs contentedly] 1132 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:01,077 ["O Little Town of Bethlehem" plays in store] 1133 00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:02,346 [Nutcracker chomps] 1134 00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:03,347 [Rachel giggles] 1135 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,747 ♪ 1136 00:43:04,881 --> 00:43:06,383 I think we can fix this. 1137 00:43:06,516 --> 00:43:08,118 Oh. Rach. 1138 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:12,823 [mock-serious British accent] Do not put your fiancé to the test. 1139 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,058 You're not taking this seriously. 1140 00:43:15,191 --> 00:43:17,093 They're not gonna quiz us at the altar. 1141 00:43:17,227 --> 00:43:19,996 It's more of a true/false "Do you?" "I do," situation. 1142 00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,665 Maybe. Or maybe they're right. 1143 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:23,968 Maybe we don't know each other well enough. 1144 00:43:24,567 --> 00:43:25,436 So... 1145 00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:28,105 what was the name of my first pet? 1146 00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:30,608 [laughs nervously] 1147 00:43:31,741 --> 00:43:34,244 [snowshoes crunching] 1148 00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:42,786 Not lost. Not lost. 1149 00:43:42,919 --> 00:43:45,422 [breathes heavily] 1150 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,927 [mysterious kalimba music plays] 1151 00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:52,362 [positive chime] 1152 00:43:52,495 --> 00:43:53,530 Okay. 1153 00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:55,098 [rhythmic ticking] 1154 00:43:55,231 --> 00:43:57,301 ♪ 1155 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,904 [kalimba continues] 1156 00:44:01,504 --> 00:44:02,906 Where'd Alex go? 1157 00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,410 [suspenseful strings] 1158 00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:08,745 ♪ 1159 00:44:08,878 --> 00:44:11,281 [crow calls] 1160 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:12,683 [grunts] 1161 00:44:13,783 --> 00:44:17,487 ♪ 1162 00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:19,189 [mischievous piano] 1163 00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:26,530 [ticking increases] 1164 00:44:30,767 --> 00:44:32,635 [music intensifies] 1165 00:44:32,769 --> 00:44:33,770 [gasps] 1166 00:44:33,903 --> 00:44:35,839 [Alex urinating] 1167 00:44:37,574 --> 00:44:39,276 [whispers] Perfect. 1168 00:44:45,048 --> 00:44:46,349 Oop! [grunts] 1169 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:48,819 [ominous low piano] 1170 00:44:49,652 --> 00:44:51,822 ♪ 1171 00:44:58,795 --> 00:44:59,997 Hmm 1172 00:45:03,299 --> 00:45:06,036 [menacing bass notes] 1173 00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,174 [taffy machine whirs] 1174 00:45:11,908 --> 00:45:13,944 ♪ 1175 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:19,583 Uh... lemon? 1176 00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:22,518 I don't need a stupid game 1177 00:45:22,652 --> 00:45:25,188 to know whether I want to be with you. 1178 00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,190 Do you? 1179 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:27,858 Maybe! 1180 00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:29,726 [Sam sighs] 1181 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,695 I just want everything to be perfect. 1182 00:45:31,828 --> 00:45:34,530 Rach, we're two days away from the best day of our lives 1183 00:45:34,664 --> 00:45:36,833 there are a million things left to do 1184 00:45:36,966 --> 00:45:38,368 and you're worried about... 1185 00:45:38,501 --> 00:45:40,170 guessing my favorite taffy. 1186 00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,073 Wanna really do something, how about 1187 00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:45,209 stand up for me in front of your dad? 1188 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:46,910 [huffs] 1189 00:45:49,212 --> 00:45:50,280 ♪ 1190 00:45:52,882 --> 00:45:54,718 [exhales heavily] Loren? 1191 00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:58,789 Anyone?! [echos] 1192 00:46:00,156 --> 00:46:02,192 I always knew I would die at a wedding. 1193 00:46:02,692 --> 00:46:03,459 Ohhh. 1194 00:46:03,593 --> 00:46:05,763 [grunts] 1195 00:46:09,932 --> 00:46:11,034 Okie dokie. 1196 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:15,439 - [chair thunks] - Have a seat son. 1197 00:46:17,907 --> 00:46:21,177 [door creaks shut] 1198 00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:23,781 [eerie, dissonant tones] 1199 00:46:25,481 --> 00:46:26,517 [Alex] Uh... 1200 00:46:28,385 --> 00:46:29,753 Sure, Pastor T. 1201 00:46:33,022 --> 00:46:35,726 [ominous drone] 1202 00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:38,795 Alex we haven't really had a chance to talk have we? 1203 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:39,797 Oh. 1204 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:42,099 No. I... I guess not. 1205 00:46:43,366 --> 00:46:44,902 ♪ 1206 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:49,840 [exhales pointedly] 1207 00:46:51,007 --> 00:46:53,043 I know what's going on with you and Jess. 1208 00:46:53,176 --> 00:46:54,110 [swallows] 1209 00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:56,180 Oh. Y-you do? 1210 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,649 Pretty obvious. 1211 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,351 Really? 1212 00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:03,186 [laughs nervously] 1213 00:47:03,319 --> 00:47:05,922 I kinda thought we did a pretty good job hiding it but-- 1214 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,924 Think that's something to be proud of? 1215 00:47:08,057 --> 00:47:10,093 I know, I know. I just... 1216 00:47:10,226 --> 00:47:11,661 What am I supposed to do? 1217 00:47:11,794 --> 00:47:14,464 You know, 'cause she's all, "Let's do it!" 1218 00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:15,732 And... 1219 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:18,135 I would do anything for her you know? So... 1220 00:47:18,868 --> 00:47:20,003 I said yes. 1221 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,406 You can't just blame this... 1222 00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:24,641 on her, Alex. 1223 00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:27,211 You should be taking the lead. 1224 00:47:28,044 --> 00:47:29,045 I'm disappointed. 1225 00:47:29,178 --> 00:47:31,348 I know it's wrong Pastor T. 1226 00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:33,649 Terrance? 1227 00:47:33,783 --> 00:47:34,550 [growls] 1228 00:47:34,684 --> 00:47:35,819 P-Pastor Roberts? 1229 00:47:36,319 --> 00:47:37,120 It just... 1230 00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:38,522 it happened so fast. 1231 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:41,024 You start down this road and before you know it-- 1232 00:47:41,157 --> 00:47:42,192 That's not an excuse. 1233 00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:44,227 It's so hard to say no. 1234 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,396 I mean, especially when it's something 1235 00:47:46,529 --> 00:47:48,698 you've fantasized about for so many years. 1236 00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:50,033 Down to the last detail. 1237 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:51,267 Look, you don't need-- 1238 00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:53,536 I didn't imagine she'd be faking it. 1239 00:47:53,669 --> 00:47:54,904 Please stop. 1240 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:57,374 I kinda hoped she wouldn't have to after a while-- 1241 00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:58,842 After a while?! 1242 00:47:58,975 --> 00:48:01,244 How many times have you slept with my daughter? 1243 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,013 Wait, none! Wait, what? 1244 00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:06,382 I saw her sneaking away from your little rendezvous in the woods. 1245 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,917 What? No. I'm sorry. 1246 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,753 I'm-I'm so confused and... very scared right now. 1247 00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:11,988 I caught you! 1248 00:48:12,121 --> 00:48:13,256 With your pants down! 1249 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,258 No, I had to pee. 1250 00:48:15,391 --> 00:48:16,393 She was there?! 1251 00:48:16,526 --> 00:48:18,361 [heartbeat] 1252 00:48:18,494 --> 00:48:20,764 [drone crescendos] 1253 00:48:20,897 --> 00:48:22,599 [catches breath] 1254 00:48:22,732 --> 00:48:24,100 [drone subsides] 1255 00:48:24,233 --> 00:48:25,535 Y-you aren't...? 1256 00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:26,769 No, no. 1257 00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:29,539 [hyperventilates] 1258 00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:31,208 Oh wow. 1259 00:48:32,108 --> 00:48:33,777 [laughs nervously] No. No. 1260 00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,846 Not at all. Sir, I promise. 1261 00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,214 So when I said, 1262 00:48:38,981 --> 00:48:41,417 "I know what's going on with you and Jess" 1263 00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:43,019 what were you thinking of? 1264 00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:43,920 Oh, I-- 1265 00:48:44,053 --> 00:48:45,856 [door opens] 1266 00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:49,392 You went... swimming? 1267 00:48:49,859 --> 00:48:52,261 Polar plunge bro. Great for your circulation. 1268 00:48:52,395 --> 00:48:53,296 Mmm-hmm. 1269 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,431 Wait. Where's Jess? 1270 00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:56,098 You mean she's not back yet? 1271 00:48:56,632 --> 00:48:58,067 I left her over an hour ago. 1272 00:48:58,201 --> 00:48:59,970 She said she'd be cool though. 1273 00:49:02,038 --> 00:49:04,140 [door opens and shuts] 1274 00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:05,575 I saw you two out there. 1275 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:06,910 I didn't even see her. 1276 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:08,545 I promise. 1277 00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:11,948 It's Jess. 1278 00:49:12,582 --> 00:49:13,883 She'll be fine on her own. 1279 00:49:14,017 --> 00:49:15,018 No. 1280 00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:16,954 Not when there are directions involved. 1281 00:49:17,754 --> 00:49:18,921 [Jess] Loren? 1282 00:49:19,055 --> 00:49:20,791 [gentle piano] 1283 00:49:25,661 --> 00:49:26,530 Loren? 1284 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:31,301 Jess! 1285 00:49:35,905 --> 00:49:36,907 Jess! 1286 00:49:37,907 --> 00:49:40,477 [wistful cello] 1287 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:42,813 Loren?! 1288 00:49:46,048 --> 00:49:46,950 Jess! 1289 00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:50,420 [grunts and groans] 1290 00:49:51,421 --> 00:49:52,489 Jess! 1291 00:49:53,456 --> 00:49:56,326 [piano builds] 1292 00:49:59,929 --> 00:50:01,397 [more desperately] Loren?! 1293 00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:04,200 [Jess's piano theme plays] 1294 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:05,402 Alex! 1295 00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:08,372 Alex! 1296 00:50:08,971 --> 00:50:11,041 ♪ 1297 00:50:16,112 --> 00:50:17,381 [weakly, giving up] Alex. 1298 00:50:18,748 --> 00:50:20,317 [music slows] 1299 00:50:22,953 --> 00:50:24,221 [distant voice calling] 1300 00:50:25,288 --> 00:50:26,723 [whispered] Oh my gosh... 1301 00:50:32,061 --> 00:50:34,764 [somber strings] 1302 00:50:34,897 --> 00:50:35,999 [faintly] Jess! 1303 00:50:36,966 --> 00:50:38,001 - Jess! - Alex! 1304 00:50:38,134 --> 00:50:39,202 Alex! 1305 00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,737 Alex over here! 1306 00:50:41,871 --> 00:50:44,207 Jess! Jess, walk this way! 1307 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,241 Which way?! 1308 00:50:45,374 --> 00:50:46,409 Do you hear my voice? 1309 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:47,644 Yes! 1310 00:50:47,777 --> 00:50:49,179 Walk towards that! 1311 00:50:56,986 --> 00:50:57,921 [whispers] Alex. 1312 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:02,192 [orchestra crescendos to Jess's theme] 1313 00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:03,526 Hey, hey. 1314 00:51:03,659 --> 00:51:06,095 You were not even close to the trail, you know that? 1315 00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:08,598 That's what happens when I don't have you around. 1316 00:51:08,731 --> 00:51:10,333 But you love being alone. 1317 00:51:10,466 --> 00:51:12,101 Alex, I don't want to lose you. 1318 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,503 I'm not going anywhere. 1319 00:51:13,637 --> 00:51:15,171 And I don't love being alone. 1320 00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:16,373 Wait. What was that? 1321 00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:17,607 One more time friend. 1322 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,842 This isn't an "I told you so" moment Alex. 1323 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:21,677 - What kind of moment... - It's a... 1324 00:51:21,811 --> 00:51:24,414 [music builds] 1325 00:51:24,547 --> 00:51:25,982 ♪ 1326 00:51:33,289 --> 00:51:34,757 ♪ 1327 00:51:34,890 --> 00:51:36,159 [both laugh] 1328 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:38,995 Okay. It's a lot colder than it looks in the movies. 1329 00:51:39,128 --> 00:51:40,162 Yeah. Ya think? 1330 00:51:40,296 --> 00:51:41,464 Okay. Come on. This way. 1331 00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:43,266 - Can we get hot chocolate? - Yeah. 1332 00:51:47,203 --> 00:51:49,038 ...they tell you it's gonna freeze? 1333 00:51:49,171 --> 00:51:50,073 Well, no. 1334 00:51:51,874 --> 00:51:53,376 [quickly] Nothing happened! 1335 00:51:55,177 --> 00:51:56,313 Well. 1336 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,482 I'm glad you found her. 1337 00:51:59,049 --> 00:51:59,916 Me too. 1338 00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:02,652 Mmmm 1339 00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:06,989 Whoa! 1340 00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:08,925 Yeah. Sam really uh... 1341 00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:10,260 attacked it. 1342 00:52:10,993 --> 00:52:12,028 Yeah. 1343 00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:13,763 I think... 1344 00:52:13,897 --> 00:52:16,266 I'll give you two responsible kids some privacy. 1345 00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:17,267 Uh, you-- 1346 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,568 Responsible. 1347 00:52:20,903 --> 00:52:21,972 [they laugh] 1348 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:25,175 So... 1349 00:52:26,942 --> 00:52:28,044 you're the expert. 1350 00:52:29,078 --> 00:52:30,046 What do we do now? 1351 00:52:31,647 --> 00:52:33,383 - [guitar strums] - I have an idea. 1352 00:52:36,085 --> 00:52:36,853 ♪ 1353 00:52:36,986 --> 00:52:39,121 Ah... See... 1354 00:52:39,655 --> 00:52:42,125 In my head there was gonna be shooting stars, and... 1355 00:52:42,258 --> 00:52:44,460 I was gonna tell you where all the planets are 1356 00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:46,196 and the constellations and stuff. 1357 00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:49,098 [laughs] Do you even know where all the planets are? 1358 00:52:49,232 --> 00:52:52,769 No, but you wouldn't know the difference. 1359 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,806 ♪ 1360 00:52:57,973 --> 00:52:58,842 [nervous laughter] 1361 00:52:58,975 --> 00:52:59,976 So weird. 1362 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,047 Weird... how? 1363 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:08,417 Well... 1364 00:53:08,551 --> 00:53:09,719 it's just like... 1365 00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,188 nothing's changed. You know? 1366 00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:14,990 We're just talking like we always do. 1367 00:53:15,124 --> 00:53:17,026 Except... you know. 1368 00:53:17,594 --> 00:53:19,329 - Right. - [Alex laughs] 1369 00:53:20,696 --> 00:53:22,265 ♪ 1370 00:53:22,398 --> 00:53:25,368 I mean you gotta admit we do have a pretty epic story though, right? 1371 00:53:25,501 --> 00:53:26,636 Our story. 1372 00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,704 We were pretending to date... now we're not. 1373 00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:30,172 The end. 1374 00:53:30,306 --> 00:53:32,908 [laughs] You don't have a single romantic bone in your body. 1375 00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:34,443 You know that? 1376 00:53:34,577 --> 00:53:37,180 [laughs] That must be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 1377 00:53:39,048 --> 00:53:40,584 Fine, Mr. Romance. 1378 00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:43,019 How would you tell our story? 1379 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:44,721 Mmm. 1380 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,891 [whispers] Once upon a time... 1381 00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,160 [folk guitar plays] 1382 00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:51,861 - Two little shepherds... - Mmm-hmm 1383 00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:53,863 ...met at their church's 1384 00:53:54,697 --> 00:53:56,099 first living nativity. 1385 00:53:56,232 --> 00:53:57,734 ♪ 1386 00:53:57,867 --> 00:53:58,902 Your mom was Mary. 1387 00:53:59,802 --> 00:54:00,837 Your dad was Joseph. 1388 00:54:01,937 --> 00:54:02,872 And... 1389 00:54:04,073 --> 00:54:05,442 we shared snacks. 1390 00:54:07,576 --> 00:54:08,444 [they laugh] 1391 00:54:08,577 --> 00:54:09,379 Oh my gosh. 1392 00:54:09,512 --> 00:54:11,147 [Jess sighs with amusement] 1393 00:54:12,681 --> 00:54:15,985 [acoustic folk guitar continues] 1394 00:54:16,118 --> 00:54:18,388 [no audible dialogue] 1395 00:54:27,396 --> 00:54:29,699 [music turns wistful] 1396 00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:39,242 [no audible dialogue] 1397 00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:43,113 [quietly] When you tell it like that 1398 00:54:43,246 --> 00:54:45,081 we do have a pretty epic story. 1399 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,284 [quietly] Yeah. 1400 00:54:49,385 --> 00:54:50,654 I can't wait to tell it. 1401 00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:53,456 [quickly] No not now, like... 1402 00:54:53,589 --> 00:54:55,825 Later. Like... at our wedding and... 1403 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,092 to our kids. 1404 00:54:57,226 --> 00:54:58,127 To to our grandkids 1405 00:54:58,261 --> 00:54:59,062 or our great-- 1406 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:00,796 Whoa, whoa. Easy Tom Hanks. 1407 00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:02,231 [Alex scoffs] 1408 00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:03,400 Can we just... 1409 00:55:04,099 --> 00:55:05,101 enjoy this moment? 1410 00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:06,603 Yeah. 1411 00:55:07,970 --> 00:55:09,105 I am. 1412 00:55:09,238 --> 00:55:11,675 ♪ 1413 00:55:17,613 --> 00:55:20,917 [music slows and concludes] 1414 00:55:21,050 --> 00:55:24,287 [loud hammering] 1415 00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,689 Hey, bud. 1416 00:55:26,622 --> 00:55:27,624 [hammering] 1417 00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:29,626 How's it going? 1418 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:31,594 It's not done. 1419 00:55:32,094 --> 00:55:34,463 She's gonna freak out if she sees it's not done. 1420 00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:36,298 Oh, it's all right-- 1421 00:55:36,432 --> 00:55:40,636 Apparently we went to the Ikea of wedding venues, and now we have to... 1422 00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:43,172 construct an entire archway ourselves. 1423 00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:44,974 Oh, no. The stable. 1424 00:55:45,107 --> 00:55:46,409 This is ours. This Is ours. 1425 00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:47,877 This was Rachel's idea. 1426 00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:49,311 Yeah, we got this. 1427 00:55:49,445 --> 00:55:51,181 No problem. Don't worry about it. 1428 00:55:53,082 --> 00:55:54,116 [Sam sighs] 1429 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,019 Why don't you give me that? 1430 00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:58,821 'Cause everybody's all ready for the rehearsal. 1431 00:55:58,954 --> 00:55:59,823 Yeah. 1432 00:56:00,823 --> 00:56:02,659 How will I know if I'm ready? 1433 00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:07,030 So I take it your talk with Rachel went well, then? 1434 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:13,536 Um... 1435 00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:17,540 Where is the archway? 1436 00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:18,508 It'll be here. 1437 00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:19,409 Okay. 1438 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:20,609 Great. 1439 00:56:20,743 --> 00:56:21,911 The gang's all here. 1440 00:56:22,812 --> 00:56:23,712 Big day tomorrow. 1441 00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,348 Who's excited? 1442 00:56:25,481 --> 00:56:27,683 Woo! Let's rehearse this rehearsal. 1443 00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:30,920 So, Sam, you'll start all the way down at the end. 1444 00:56:31,053 --> 00:56:33,589 The nativity stable is gonna be on the stage, right? 1445 00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,392 Yes! In progress. 1446 00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:37,159 Cool... 1447 00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:38,961 ["Super" by Kenny Hass plays] 1448 00:56:39,095 --> 00:56:40,063 Go down there. 1449 00:56:40,196 --> 00:56:43,566 ♪ 1450 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,935 Then Kristen walks with Derek. 1451 00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:48,637 He is coming, right? 1452 00:56:48,771 --> 00:56:51,874 Oh for sure. He just couldn't get the whole weekend off. 1453 00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:54,277 Then Danielle walks with Alex 1454 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:56,746 and the maid of honor walks with the best man. 1455 00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:58,380 Whoa. 1456 00:56:58,514 --> 00:57:00,750 We can't break up the couple the weekend, right? 1457 00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:04,287 I mean besides you and Sam. 1458 00:57:05,254 --> 00:57:06,956 [Loren] I'll walk with Danielle. 1459 00:57:08,524 --> 00:57:10,326 And then Alex could walk with Jess. 1460 00:57:10,459 --> 00:57:13,229 And when we get to the altar we'll just switch it up. 1461 00:57:13,829 --> 00:57:14,831 Gimme your hand. 1462 00:57:14,964 --> 00:57:15,932 No. No, no. 1463 00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:17,800 ♪ 1464 00:57:17,933 --> 00:57:20,002 Then if there are no more changes, Patrick... 1465 00:57:20,135 --> 00:57:22,505 Would you want your dad to do the ceremony? 1466 00:57:22,638 --> 00:57:25,975 How would that work? He's gonna have to walk you down the aisle too. 1467 00:57:26,108 --> 00:57:28,077 How soon are you thinking this might be? 1468 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:29,746 Right. Sorry. Not our wedding. 1469 00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:31,214 Yet. 1470 00:57:31,915 --> 00:57:34,216 Everybody's happy. Everybody's excited. 1471 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,052 - Are we? - Super! 1472 00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:39,155 - It's going to be beautiful. - Thanks, mom. 1473 00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:42,425 I know you want to travel the world and stuff, so I figured like 1474 00:57:42,558 --> 00:57:44,460 a year of that and then our first baby. 1475 00:57:44,593 --> 00:57:45,361 Probably a girl. 1476 00:57:45,494 --> 00:57:46,596 Alex. 1477 00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:48,798 Actually Alex, you'll be on this side with Sam. 1478 00:57:48,931 --> 00:57:50,766 See, this is why the maid of honor 1479 00:57:50,899 --> 00:57:52,835 usually walks with the best man. 1480 00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:54,204 Right. Sorry. 1481 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,140 It's hard to see without the archway. 1482 00:57:58,274 --> 00:58:01,110 - Yeah. - Which will definitely be built tomorrow. 1483 00:58:01,244 --> 00:58:04,346 It even doesn't feel like the people in the back can see us. 1484 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,582 Your stature is like that of a palm, babe. 1485 00:58:06,715 --> 00:58:08,284 A tiny, adorable palm. 1486 00:58:08,418 --> 00:58:11,654 Then I'll say some stuff about what this beautiful day means. 1487 00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:16,325 Blessings. Happiness. Blah blah blah, et cetera, et cetera. 1488 00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:19,361 And then you'll be married. Easy like a Sunday morning. 1489 00:58:19,495 --> 00:58:20,496 So easy. 1490 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,365 No quizzes or anything. 1491 00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:24,133 Wanna run it again? 1492 00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:25,601 - Nope. - No. We're good. 1493 00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:28,871 [Pastor T] All right, great. See you at the rehearsal dinner. 1494 00:58:29,004 --> 00:58:30,306 [Alex] Babe! 1495 00:58:30,439 --> 00:58:31,541 ♪ I'm super with you ♪ 1496 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,543 [boiling water] 1497 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,883 Hey. Jess. 1498 00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:42,418 Hey Sam. What's up? 1499 00:58:43,118 --> 00:58:44,020 Um... 1500 00:58:45,287 --> 00:58:46,322 This is awkward. 1501 00:58:46,455 --> 00:58:47,723 Still? 1502 00:58:47,856 --> 00:58:49,158 What? 1503 00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,826 When my dad tried to set us up 1504 00:58:50,959 --> 00:58:52,495 you said, "This is awkward." 1505 00:58:52,628 --> 00:58:54,664 And I was making a joke about that. 1506 00:58:54,797 --> 00:58:55,998 And now I'm explaining it 1507 00:58:56,131 --> 00:58:57,833 which makes it more awkward. 1508 00:58:57,967 --> 00:58:59,502 We don't talk much, do we Sam? 1509 00:59:00,202 --> 00:59:01,237 I guess not. 1510 00:59:02,271 --> 00:59:03,273 But um... 1511 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,643 I think Rachel could really use your help. 1512 00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:07,910 My help? 1513 00:59:08,043 --> 00:59:09,512 Yeah you saw her back there. 1514 00:59:10,813 --> 00:59:12,181 [pretending] I sure did. 1515 00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:13,416 But what's up? 1516 00:59:13,549 --> 00:59:16,385 I just think she needs more than me right now. 1517 00:59:17,486 --> 00:59:20,022 "Wounds from a friend can be trusted," and all that. 1518 00:59:20,155 --> 00:59:22,225 I'll talk to her. I speak fluent Rachel. 1519 00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:23,593 Thank you. 1520 00:59:24,593 --> 00:59:25,428 Uh... 1521 00:59:26,028 --> 00:59:27,063 One more thing. 1522 00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:28,063 Sure. 1523 00:59:29,031 --> 00:59:32,168 I need to talk to you about what's going on with you and Alex. 1524 00:59:33,669 --> 00:59:35,204 What do you mean? 1525 00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:36,205 Well... 1526 00:59:37,239 --> 00:59:39,375 it was a lot to spring on her this weekend 1527 00:59:39,508 --> 00:59:40,877 the two of you. The whole... 1528 00:59:41,677 --> 00:59:42,678 dating game thing. 1529 00:59:43,479 --> 00:59:47,149 Would it be too much to ask for you and Alex to just fly below the radar? 1530 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,784 Just for the next couple days. 1531 00:59:48,917 --> 00:59:50,453 Yeah. Sure. 1532 00:59:52,955 --> 00:59:54,924 [distant air compressor starts] 1533 01:00:01,363 --> 01:00:02,632 [nail gun fires] 1534 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,100 [air compressor whirs] 1535 01:00:09,238 --> 01:00:10,872 Oh, dear Lord. Alex. 1536 01:00:11,006 --> 01:00:12,775 - What's up? - Ooh. 1537 01:00:13,409 --> 01:00:15,444 - How about you let me do that? - Oh yeah? 1538 01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,781 Well, there ain't room in this town for the two of us. 1539 01:00:18,914 --> 01:00:20,416 [spaghetti western music] 1540 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,785 I'm just kidding babe. It's all you. Hold on. 1541 01:00:23,385 --> 01:00:24,653 [nail gun fires] 1542 01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,489 [projector winding down] 1543 01:00:26,622 --> 01:00:27,857 [thud] 1544 01:00:30,092 --> 01:00:31,294 [muffled] Alex? 1545 01:00:31,427 --> 01:00:32,828 Alex! can you hear me? 1546 01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:34,463 [Alex] Oh. Oh. 1547 01:00:34,597 --> 01:00:36,432 How long was I out? 1548 01:00:36,565 --> 01:00:37,900 Almost a minute. 1549 01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:39,068 Oh, a minute? 1550 01:00:39,935 --> 01:00:41,137 Oh, just a minute. 1551 01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:42,070 The first time. 1552 01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,405 You came to for a second 1553 01:00:43,539 --> 01:00:45,608 then you passed out again for two minutes. 1554 01:00:45,741 --> 01:00:47,242 Two minutes? 1555 01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:49,845 You woke up again and started crying. It was really sad and loud. 1556 01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:52,314 Then you were sorta in and out for a while. 1557 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:53,449 Oh. Oh. 1558 01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:55,652 [eerie sting] 1559 01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:57,786 - Oh. - [thud] 1560 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,490 Oh please dear God, this is not drama free. 1561 01:01:01,624 --> 01:01:03,326 We have to get him to a hospital. 1562 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,364 Jess. Should you take him? 1563 01:01:09,732 --> 01:01:12,368 Oh. Wha-what happened? 1564 01:01:12,501 --> 01:01:13,702 You shot yourself. 1565 01:01:13,835 --> 01:01:15,271 - [thud] - Go back to sleep. 1566 01:01:17,807 --> 01:01:21,678 [Jazzy "Silent Night" plays in clinic] 1567 01:01:23,813 --> 01:01:26,215 Oh uh, take it easy. 1568 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,250 Oh. Where's Jess? 1569 01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:31,220 Um... she had to help with the archway. 1570 01:01:31,987 --> 01:01:33,022 She's not here? 1571 01:01:34,156 --> 01:01:35,324 Stuck with me. 1572 01:01:35,457 --> 01:01:36,325 No I-- 1573 01:01:36,825 --> 01:01:37,626 [knocking] 1574 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,995 How are you feeling? 1575 01:01:39,128 --> 01:01:40,329 Oh, yeah. 1576 01:01:40,462 --> 01:01:41,330 I'll wait outside. 1577 01:01:41,463 --> 01:01:42,698 No. You don't have... 1578 01:01:43,432 --> 01:01:45,568 Aw. Got a nice girlfriend there. 1579 01:01:45,701 --> 01:01:46,501 What? Oh no. 1580 01:01:46,635 --> 01:01:48,504 She's not my girlfriend. 1581 01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:50,105 [heart races] 1582 01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:51,507 Are you sure about that? 1583 01:01:52,007 --> 01:01:52,875 Um... 1584 01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,078 I mean, yeah. 1585 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:57,413 Mm-hmm. 1586 01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,315 Well... 1587 01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:01,083 good news is you've missed the bone. 1588 01:02:01,217 --> 01:02:04,120 These stitches will hold. We'll get you on some painkillers 1589 01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:06,489 and some crutches, and you'll be good to go. 1590 01:02:06,622 --> 01:02:08,324 Oh, okay. Great. Yeah. 1591 01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:12,195 You should take her to the top of the Empire State Building. 1592 01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:14,763 What? 1593 01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:16,031 Girls love that. 1594 01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:17,032 We're... 1595 01:02:17,165 --> 01:02:18,901 We're in Colorado. 1596 01:02:19,034 --> 01:02:20,169 I'm just saying. 1597 01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:21,737 Right but... 1598 01:02:22,204 --> 01:02:24,206 I... I don't get how that makes sense. 1599 01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:26,275 Well love doesn't have to make sense. 1600 01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:27,777 It's romantic. 1601 01:02:28,511 --> 01:02:30,146 [scoffs] I don't want her 1602 01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:32,314 at the top of the Empire State Building. 1603 01:02:33,248 --> 01:02:36,251 I just want someone who will actually be here. 1604 01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,855 Hmm. Well I can't help you there. 1605 01:02:39,655 --> 01:02:41,457 But I can get you a prescription 1606 01:02:41,590 --> 01:02:43,625 and tell your not girlfriend 1607 01:02:43,759 --> 01:02:44,960 that you're good to go. 1608 01:02:45,427 --> 01:02:47,763 I'm so tired of "not girlfriends" this weekend. 1609 01:02:47,896 --> 01:02:49,532 Oh, is there more than one? 1610 01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:51,601 You have no idea. 1611 01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:54,503 ♪ 1612 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,407 ["Silent Night" saxophone solo] 1613 01:03:03,145 --> 01:03:04,313 [nail gun fires] 1614 01:03:05,414 --> 01:03:07,149 How's Alex? 1615 01:03:07,282 --> 01:03:09,618 I don't know, he's not back yet. 1616 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:11,220 You didn't go with him? 1617 01:03:11,353 --> 01:03:14,623 Someone has to finish this stable, and that someone is me. 1618 01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:15,958 [nail gun fires loudly] 1619 01:03:16,692 --> 01:03:18,594 Yeah this thing's been through a lot. 1620 01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:22,164 I'm surprised it still holds up. 1621 01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:24,133 You think I should've gone with Alex. 1622 01:03:24,266 --> 01:03:25,267 I didn't say that. 1623 01:03:25,401 --> 01:03:26,802 But you're thinking it. 1624 01:03:26,935 --> 01:03:29,105 Jess, you are doing something you love to do. 1625 01:03:29,238 --> 01:03:30,639 Something you're good at. 1626 01:03:30,773 --> 01:03:33,442 You're helping to make your friend's wedding a special day. 1627 01:03:33,576 --> 01:03:35,477 Alex is probably upset. 1628 01:03:35,611 --> 01:03:37,780 It's just he wants to do everything together. 1629 01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:40,482 Specifically get married and have babies. 1630 01:03:41,049 --> 01:03:42,185 Is that what you want? 1631 01:03:42,951 --> 01:03:44,286 [scoffs] Now? 1632 01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,254 Now you ask me if that's what I want? 1633 01:03:46,388 --> 01:03:49,024 It's the only thing everyone's been telling me to want. 1634 01:03:49,158 --> 01:03:51,093 - Baby, I just want you to be-- - Happy. 1635 01:03:51,827 --> 01:03:52,627 I know. 1636 01:03:52,761 --> 01:03:53,763 I really mean that. 1637 01:03:56,431 --> 01:03:57,333 It's just... 1638 01:03:58,434 --> 01:03:59,568 it's real now. 1639 01:03:59,702 --> 01:04:02,638 Somehow... I fell into this actual relationship. 1640 01:04:03,839 --> 01:04:05,808 Why is it real now as opposed to before? 1641 01:04:05,941 --> 01:04:08,377 [car pulls up outside] 1642 01:04:08,944 --> 01:04:10,046 That must be Alex. 1643 01:04:11,446 --> 01:04:12,982 I'm gonna see if he's okay. 1644 01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:14,183 Avoidance. 1645 01:04:16,351 --> 01:04:18,320 Wonder where you get that from? 1646 01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:19,355 Not me. 1647 01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:28,497 Oh! 1648 01:04:29,831 --> 01:04:31,534 I'll uh... leave you two. 1649 01:04:35,003 --> 01:04:36,172 How you feeling? 1650 01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:37,073 Don't. 1651 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,674 [wistful piano] 1652 01:04:38,807 --> 01:04:39,942 You shot yourself. 1653 01:04:40,075 --> 01:04:41,711 Can you just for like a second... 1654 01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:44,714 treat me like you did when we were pretending? 1655 01:04:44,847 --> 01:04:46,715 Okay. You shot yourself, pumpkin. 1656 01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:48,016 You know what I mean. 1657 01:04:48,717 --> 01:04:52,354 Is it too much to ask for you to go to the hospital with your... boyfriend? 1658 01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:55,257 No relationship is gonna be like when we were pretending. 1659 01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:56,858 That's why we were pretending. 1660 01:04:56,992 --> 01:04:59,428 So we didn't have to be in an actual relationship. 1661 01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:00,562 Speak for yourself. 1662 01:05:00,696 --> 01:05:02,398 I actually wanted to be with you. 1663 01:05:02,865 --> 01:05:05,968 Me. As am right now. You wanna be with that person 1664 01:05:06,102 --> 01:05:09,071 or the person you're pretending was the perfect girlfriend? 1665 01:05:09,204 --> 01:05:10,406 I'm not stupid. 1666 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:13,275 Okay, I know it's not gonna be perfect, but... 1667 01:05:14,243 --> 01:05:16,912 I do at least need someone who can actually be with me. 1668 01:05:17,046 --> 01:05:20,015 I'm not a romantic like you. I have my own things I wanna do. 1669 01:05:20,148 --> 01:05:21,517 Oh believe me I know. 1670 01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:24,352 That's why I thought this could work. Because you know me. 1671 01:05:24,486 --> 01:05:26,755 That's not a good enough reason for me. 1672 01:05:26,889 --> 01:05:28,157 Maybe this was a bad idea. 1673 01:05:28,290 --> 01:05:29,892 Yeah, the lying. Obviously Jess. 1674 01:05:30,025 --> 01:05:31,427 No, I mean, making it real. 1675 01:05:31,927 --> 01:05:33,662 ♪ 1676 01:05:34,362 --> 01:05:36,732 Maybe we should just go back to being friends. 1677 01:05:37,566 --> 01:05:38,834 Keep things as they were? 1678 01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:41,904 I don't know if I can do that. 1679 01:05:42,404 --> 01:05:43,873 Alex please don't say that. 1680 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:47,043 I cannot lose you. Why do you think I did all of this? 1681 01:05:48,344 --> 01:05:49,478 Because you love me? 1682 01:05:49,611 --> 01:05:52,882 ♪ 1683 01:05:53,015 --> 01:05:54,216 Of course I love you. 1684 01:05:56,418 --> 01:05:57,887 Like Rachel loves Sam? 1685 01:06:01,623 --> 01:06:03,492 ♪ 1686 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:04,493 Right. 1687 01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:06,329 So... 1688 01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:08,631 Back to the way things were. 1689 01:06:09,664 --> 01:06:10,533 Hey, hey. 1690 01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:13,135 Thank you. 1691 01:06:15,370 --> 01:06:18,574 You honestly have no idea how much your friendship means to me. 1692 01:06:19,107 --> 01:06:19,976 Yeah. 1693 01:06:20,642 --> 01:06:23,779 ♪ 1694 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:25,747 Oh. 1695 01:06:26,882 --> 01:06:29,785 Yeah... we're gonna have to keep pretending though. Just... 1696 01:06:30,652 --> 01:06:32,221 for the rest of the weekend. 1697 01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:35,524 I'm gonna go take some more painkillers. 1698 01:06:36,324 --> 01:06:37,193 Okay. 1699 01:06:38,693 --> 01:06:41,497 [forlorn orchestral strings] 1700 01:06:47,402 --> 01:06:50,839 ♪ 1701 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,310 Your stable turned wedding arch is all finished. 1702 01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:55,844 Thanks. 1703 01:06:56,778 --> 01:06:58,881 Sam doesn't even really know what it is. 1704 01:07:02,217 --> 01:07:05,021 [deep strings] 1705 01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:07,289 You look like that thing's gonna eat you. 1706 01:07:07,989 --> 01:07:09,191 It's my perfect dress. 1707 01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:11,760 For my disaster of a wedding. 1708 01:07:11,894 --> 01:07:12,895 Hey. 1709 01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:15,164 Hey, it's not a disaster at all. 1710 01:07:16,131 --> 01:07:17,199 A few minor hiccups. 1711 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,035 Hmm 1712 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,069 My dad hates Samuel, 1713 01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:22,871 and Samuel wants me to defend him, 1714 01:07:23,004 --> 01:07:24,573 and nothing is ready. 1715 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:27,175 ♪ 1716 01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:28,643 What if everybody's right? 1717 01:07:29,377 --> 01:07:31,413 What if we're rushing into this? 1718 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:32,514 What everyone thinks 1719 01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:34,550 is that you two are perfect together. 1720 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,452 No. 1721 01:07:36,585 --> 01:07:39,120 What everybody thinks is you and Alex are perfect together. 1722 01:07:39,254 --> 01:07:40,523 Samuel and I are a mess. 1723 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,190 I mean, I'm a mess. 1724 01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:43,892 And for whatever reason 1725 01:07:44,025 --> 01:07:46,562 he doesn't seem to think that's a big, fat red flag. 1726 01:07:47,496 --> 01:07:49,731 Maybe because he knows you better than that. 1727 01:07:50,365 --> 01:07:51,833 I think we proved that that's... 1728 01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:53,002 just not true. 1729 01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:58,607 He knows well enough to take you stress shopping to a Christmas store. 1730 01:07:58,740 --> 01:08:01,010 And call your accountabilibuddy. 1731 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:02,945 'Cause you're being a crazy person. 1732 01:08:09,018 --> 01:08:10,586 [Rachel sighs] 1733 01:08:13,956 --> 01:08:14,990 Come out here. 1734 01:08:15,124 --> 01:08:16,224 Nuh-uh. 1735 01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:17,125 Come on. 1736 01:08:17,258 --> 01:08:18,561 - No. - Yes. 1737 01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,128 [Rachel sighs] 1738 01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:21,864 You can do it. [Jess strains] 1739 01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:23,565 The people are out there. 1740 01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:25,700 [low conversation] 1741 01:08:26,434 --> 01:08:28,204 What is he saying right now? 1742 01:08:30,606 --> 01:08:33,308 [imitates Sam] "Bro. Rachel is such a bridezilla." 1743 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:35,443 "You have to get me out of this dude." 1744 01:08:35,944 --> 01:08:36,912 Come on Rach. 1745 01:08:37,045 --> 01:08:38,747 You're not gonna win any game shows 1746 01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:39,981 but you know him. 1747 01:08:40,115 --> 01:08:41,016 What's he saying? 1748 01:08:42,251 --> 01:08:43,285 He's saying... 1749 01:08:43,819 --> 01:08:45,854 "Yeah, it's been a little crazy..." 1750 01:08:45,987 --> 01:08:47,289 [heartwarming guitar] 1751 01:08:47,422 --> 01:08:50,259 But he's like, "It's okay." 1752 01:08:50,993 --> 01:08:53,829 "Because I choose her. Every time." 1753 01:08:53,962 --> 01:08:55,164 ♪ 1754 01:08:55,764 --> 01:08:58,701 "And I'm so excited to marry that girl." 1755 01:09:01,636 --> 01:09:03,972 ♪ 1756 01:09:04,105 --> 01:09:05,174 Shall we? 1757 01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:06,175 Okay. 1758 01:09:07,142 --> 01:09:12,248 [giggling and conversation] 1759 01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:15,851 ♪ 1760 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,156 [gentle guitar picking] 1761 01:09:30,899 --> 01:09:33,302 Yep, that seems about right. 1762 01:09:33,936 --> 01:09:34,936 Ah! 1763 01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:36,105 - [thud] - Oh. 1764 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:39,174 You gotta work on those reflexes man. 1765 01:09:39,307 --> 01:09:40,342 It was a marshmallow. 1766 01:09:40,476 --> 01:09:42,310 How many times do I have to tell you? 1767 01:09:42,444 --> 01:09:44,980 Fire is like the most dangerous element on Earth. 1768 01:09:45,113 --> 01:09:46,582 You're not wrong I guess. 1769 01:09:47,149 --> 01:09:48,016 Thank you. 1770 01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:49,051 Come on. 1771 01:09:50,886 --> 01:09:51,921 Ooh. 1772 01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:54,889 I'm here to help. 1773 01:09:55,023 --> 01:09:56,224 Thanks. Yeah. 1774 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:57,259 Man. 1775 01:09:57,392 --> 01:09:58,427 I love weddings. 1776 01:09:59,861 --> 01:10:02,698 I am sooo sorry. 1777 01:10:04,799 --> 01:10:07,870 [chair scrapes loudly] 1778 01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:14,475 Wow. Okay. 1779 01:10:14,609 --> 01:10:15,911 You're a pretty good shot. 1780 01:10:16,044 --> 01:10:16,945 [they laugh] 1781 01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:18,880 Someone should probably teach you 1782 01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:21,049 how to make a s'more the right way. 1783 01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:22,851 Ugh. Clearly. 1784 01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:24,753 So here in Colorado 1785 01:10:25,353 --> 01:10:27,322 we have this trick for um... 1786 01:10:27,889 --> 01:10:30,024 roasting marshmallows properly. 1787 01:10:30,158 --> 01:10:31,559 Please, show me your ways. 1788 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,730 Y-you're probably gonna think it's gross. 1789 01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:36,598 Try me? 1790 01:10:36,731 --> 01:10:37,599 Yeah? 1791 01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:38,767 [light piano] 1792 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,435 Um, okay so... 1793 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:45,440 first you have to get it all gross and slobbery, okay? 1794 01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:46,442 [mumbles] 1795 01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:48,210 Gross. 1796 01:10:48,343 --> 01:10:49,211 [they laugh] 1797 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:52,548 But... 1798 01:10:56,852 --> 01:10:59,421 ["Me [When I'm With You]" by Madison Henderson plays] 1799 01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:04,325 ♪ Somebody once told me that you ♪ 1800 01:11:04,459 --> 01:11:08,096 ♪ Can't color outside of the lines... ♪ 1801 01:11:08,229 --> 01:11:09,098 Yeah. 1802 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:12,568 Perfect. 1803 01:11:14,369 --> 01:11:15,771 Do you want... Er, yeah, 1804 01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:16,772 Um... 1805 01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,708 I will let you do your own because 1806 01:11:19,842 --> 01:11:21,243 that is gross. 1807 01:11:21,376 --> 01:11:24,213 ♪ You saved me, didn't erase me... ♪ 1808 01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:26,615 Where's your girlfriend? 1809 01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:28,784 Oh, um... 1810 01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:31,553 She's around. 1811 01:11:32,921 --> 01:11:35,257 When do you... go back to Boston? 1812 01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:37,559 Day after tomorrow. 1813 01:11:43,498 --> 01:11:44,933 That's one way to do it. 1814 01:11:45,066 --> 01:11:47,036 [spoon clinking glass] 1815 01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:52,841 [awkward silence] 1816 01:11:56,945 --> 01:11:59,614 I guess that I'm supposed to say a few words tonight. 1817 01:12:00,582 --> 01:12:02,818 Which is honestly better than tomorrow. 1818 01:12:05,787 --> 01:12:08,123 [Patrick] I'll just make this short and sweet. 1819 01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,625 I swear, you kids and your wedding festivities. 1820 01:12:10,759 --> 01:12:13,796 You know your mother and I, we just went to the courthouse. 1821 01:12:15,096 --> 01:12:17,632 Then again, we've been divorced for 12 years. 1822 01:12:17,765 --> 01:12:20,102 Which is a lot longer than we were married. Hah! 1823 01:12:20,235 --> 01:12:21,136 [Rachel] Daddy. 1824 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:25,707 Anyway. 1825 01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:27,943 Rachel knows I love her. 1826 01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:29,778 Yeah 1827 01:12:29,911 --> 01:12:32,648 And Samuel knows I don't like him one bit. 1828 01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:34,282 Daddy. 1829 01:12:34,415 --> 01:12:37,652 Hey, you wanted me to talk. This is me being honest, okay? 1830 01:12:37,785 --> 01:12:41,290 Maybe you'll think twice about asking me to speak at your next wedding. 1831 01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:43,291 Which is certainly bound to happen. 1832 01:12:43,825 --> 01:12:45,260 I'm sure it'll be beautiful. 1833 01:12:45,394 --> 01:12:47,229 Okay. That's enough. 1834 01:12:47,362 --> 01:12:48,831 This man sitting next to me. 1835 01:12:49,564 --> 01:12:52,334 He chooses me every day. 1836 01:12:52,467 --> 01:12:53,902 And, yeah. 1837 01:12:54,035 --> 01:12:57,205 Maybe we have a lot more to get to know about each other. 1838 01:12:57,338 --> 01:12:59,241 But the one thing I do know 1839 01:13:00,675 --> 01:13:05,180 is that he's the one person that I don't want to live without. 1840 01:13:06,214 --> 01:13:07,583 Samuel... 1841 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:11,286 maybe we didn't meet each other in kindergarten... 1842 01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:15,423 but I am so happy that I met you when I did 1843 01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:18,026 and I am so excited to spend the rest of our lives 1844 01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:21,863 getting to know every single tiny little detail about each other. 1845 01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:23,098 [gentle folk] 1846 01:13:23,231 --> 01:13:24,099 Sam... 1847 01:13:24,866 --> 01:13:26,068 I choose you. 1848 01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:28,203 Every time. 1849 01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:31,039 So you're just... 1850 01:13:31,673 --> 01:13:33,842 you're gonna have to get used to it Daddy. 1851 01:13:39,014 --> 01:13:40,449 Oh. 1852 01:13:40,582 --> 01:13:43,552 And thank you to my amazing maid of honor 1853 01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:47,055 who had the courage to be honest with me 1854 01:13:47,188 --> 01:13:49,792 when I was being a crazy person. 1855 01:13:50,726 --> 01:13:51,593 Thanks, Jess. 1856 01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:53,429 [sighs] 1857 01:13:55,764 --> 01:13:56,565 You know 1858 01:13:56,698 --> 01:13:57,598 [stable creaks] 1859 01:13:57,732 --> 01:13:59,134 when these two first met 1860 01:13:59,267 --> 01:14:01,503 I saw them fall in looove . 1861 01:14:01,636 --> 01:14:03,472 [laughter] 1862 01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:06,842 And if I wasn't so busy being afraid to lose Rachel 1863 01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,644 I would have been so excited 1864 01:14:09,777 --> 01:14:12,080 to see that you've found such a wonderful man. 1865 01:14:12,981 --> 01:14:14,115 In fact 1866 01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,684 I was so caught up in all the weddings and 1867 01:14:16,818 --> 01:14:18,920 my dad trying to set me up that... 1868 01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:22,391 we did something kind of crazy. 1869 01:14:22,524 --> 01:14:24,793 [stable creaks] 1870 01:14:24,926 --> 01:14:26,060 Uh, Jess? 1871 01:14:26,194 --> 01:14:28,129 No, Alex I think everyone should know. 1872 01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:29,598 - [creaks] - Jess seriously. 1873 01:14:29,731 --> 01:14:32,434 You all thought that we were the perfect couple. 1874 01:14:33,401 --> 01:14:34,603 The truth is... 1875 01:14:35,937 --> 01:14:37,839 we're a terrible couple. 1876 01:14:38,406 --> 01:14:40,475 We weren't even together when we got here. 1877 01:14:40,609 --> 01:14:43,644 We made it all up so I wouldn't have to get set up again. 1878 01:14:43,778 --> 01:14:45,079 - What? - I knew it! 1879 01:14:45,213 --> 01:14:47,081 - Oh, Jessica. - Are you serious? 1880 01:14:47,215 --> 01:14:48,616 - [loud creaking] - Guys! 1881 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,019 [shouting and shrieking] 1882 01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:59,627 You lied to everyone at my wedding?! 1883 01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:01,830 I know it's crazy and it's stupid 1884 01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:04,031 and I'm sorry that it caused some trouble! 1885 01:15:04,165 --> 01:15:06,200 Some trouble? Some trouble, Jess?! 1886 01:15:06,334 --> 01:15:08,804 But the point is that you two are the real couple 1887 01:15:08,937 --> 01:15:10,505 and that's what really matters. 1888 01:15:10,638 --> 01:15:11,873 That's it. That's it! 1889 01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:13,075 It's okay! It's okay. 1890 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:15,910 Yeah, it's gonna be okay because Jess is leaving. 1891 01:15:16,044 --> 01:15:18,479 Alex, you can stay. I know this wasn't your idea! 1892 01:15:18,613 --> 01:15:21,115 I'm sorry! But if you hadn't set me up with Loren. 1893 01:15:21,249 --> 01:15:22,551 Oh, do not make excuses! 1894 01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,619 I want you gone by the wedding! 1895 01:15:24,752 --> 01:15:28,222 Perfect! The night before my wedding and it's still all about Jess! 1896 01:15:28,356 --> 01:15:29,390 Bro! 1897 01:15:29,524 --> 01:15:30,893 [Kristin] Rachel! 1898 01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:35,631 Okay. Rachel I'm coming! It's all gonna work out. 1899 01:15:36,697 --> 01:15:38,000 [Jess struggles] 1900 01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:40,635 Yeah. A little heads up might have been nice. 1901 01:15:40,768 --> 01:15:42,471 Alex. Come on, I didn't mean to. 1902 01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:44,172 You know what? 1903 01:15:45,273 --> 01:15:46,074 Nope. 1904 01:15:46,207 --> 01:15:47,208 I'm done. 1905 01:15:47,342 --> 01:15:49,177 With you. With us. With this. 1906 01:15:49,310 --> 01:15:50,312 All of it. 1907 01:15:50,445 --> 01:15:51,880 Pretend or real or whatever. 1908 01:15:52,414 --> 01:15:53,582 I'm out. 1909 01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:54,583 I'm sorry! 1910 01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:56,417 Don't! 1911 01:15:56,551 --> 01:15:59,788 I'm sorry I dragged you into this and I'm sorry we don't make a good couple. 1912 01:15:59,921 --> 01:16:00,956 [somber strings] 1913 01:16:01,089 --> 01:16:02,591 Whenever you need someone 1914 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:03,958 I'm there. 1915 01:16:04,092 --> 01:16:06,561 When you wanted to lie to our entire church 1916 01:16:06,694 --> 01:16:07,763 I'm there. 1917 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,797 And then when I hurt my leg, you're gone. 1918 01:16:09,931 --> 01:16:13,468 And when you come clean you do it in the middle of the rehearsal dinner? 1919 01:16:13,602 --> 01:16:16,938 I wanted to fix everything! I thought that's what Rachel would want! 1920 01:16:17,071 --> 01:16:19,708 Stop trying to fix everything Jess! 1921 01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:21,409 You can't! all right? 1922 01:16:21,543 --> 01:16:24,079 You can't fix it and you can't control it. 1923 01:16:24,212 --> 01:16:26,080 People get married. Get over it. 1924 01:16:26,214 --> 01:16:27,882 Hey, we are in this together! 1925 01:16:28,016 --> 01:16:29,184 No. 1926 01:16:29,317 --> 01:16:30,285 Not anymore. 1927 01:16:32,053 --> 01:16:33,788 But you're still my best friend. 1928 01:16:33,921 --> 01:16:35,957 I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't clear. 1929 01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:37,559 We're not friends anymore. 1930 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:40,429 Now just... 1931 01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:42,631 just stay there. 1932 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,066 I want to storm off, but I gotta... 1933 01:16:45,199 --> 01:16:46,934 I gotta do it really slowly. 1934 01:16:47,068 --> 01:16:48,437 [sniffs] 1935 01:16:51,339 --> 01:16:52,574 [melancholy piano] 1936 01:16:52,707 --> 01:16:54,810 [muffled crash] 1937 01:16:58,079 --> 01:16:59,681 ♪ 1938 01:16:59,814 --> 01:17:01,115 Danielle! Wait, wait. 1939 01:17:01,249 --> 01:17:02,684 I can't talk to you right now. 1940 01:17:02,818 --> 01:17:04,519 Wait. No, I thought that-- Oh! 1941 01:17:04,652 --> 01:17:07,121 I thought that this would make more sense now. 1942 01:17:07,255 --> 01:17:09,858 You thought things would make more sense now? 1943 01:17:10,425 --> 01:17:11,526 Yeah, I... 1944 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:13,194 - [chair motor] - Look, I'm sorry. 1945 01:17:13,328 --> 01:17:17,165 All right? I wanted to tell you. I did. 1946 01:17:17,298 --> 01:17:20,201 I thought that maybe there was something here. 1947 01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:21,436 [chair stops] 1948 01:17:21,569 --> 01:17:22,970 Am I wrong? 1949 01:17:23,104 --> 01:17:24,138 I don't know. 1950 01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:26,174 Apparently the whole thing was a lie, so... 1951 01:17:26,307 --> 01:17:27,642 [chair restarts] 1952 01:17:27,775 --> 01:17:31,012 Danielle, I didn't expect to meet anyone like you. 1953 01:17:31,145 --> 01:17:32,781 Okay, I didn't. 1954 01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:33,681 I'm sorry. 1955 01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:34,616 [chair stops] 1956 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,518 Leave me alone. Please. 1957 01:17:40,755 --> 01:17:43,425 [chair restarts] 1958 01:17:56,271 --> 01:17:58,172 If you're not gonna eat those, I will. 1959 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:00,341 I know what you're gonna say. 1960 01:18:00,475 --> 01:18:02,144 I messed up, but you love me. 1961 01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:03,712 I'm forgiven. 1962 01:18:03,845 --> 01:18:05,746 I've heard the speech a thousand times. 1963 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:06,882 [sniffs] 1964 01:18:07,615 --> 01:18:08,749 Do you need it? 1965 01:18:08,883 --> 01:18:09,985 I know it by heart. 1966 01:18:10,118 --> 01:18:11,486 Forgiveness and grace. 1967 01:18:12,687 --> 01:18:13,754 Yeah, but... 1968 01:18:14,522 --> 01:18:17,425 ["Shadow Side" by Josh Calhoun plays] 1969 01:18:17,558 --> 01:18:18,593 Do you need it? 1970 01:18:21,329 --> 01:18:22,864 ♪ 1971 01:18:23,899 --> 01:18:25,499 Daddy I'm sorry I lied to you. 1972 01:18:25,633 --> 01:18:26,635 [sniffs] 1973 01:18:26,768 --> 01:18:28,170 ♪ 1974 01:18:29,003 --> 01:18:30,304 Everything is such a mess. 1975 01:18:30,438 --> 01:18:32,708 I lost Alex. I ruined Rachel's wedding. 1976 01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:34,876 Baby... 1977 01:18:36,177 --> 01:18:37,679 I decided a long time ago 1978 01:18:38,446 --> 01:18:40,915 that you are forgiven for anything you ever did. 1979 01:18:41,849 --> 01:18:44,219 And anyone who loves you would do the same. 1980 01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:46,088 ♪ 1981 01:18:47,321 --> 01:18:48,589 Now... 1982 01:18:48,723 --> 01:18:50,424 I never imagined you'd cook up some 1983 01:18:50,558 --> 01:18:52,827 harebrained scheme of dating Alex. 1984 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:54,362 [they laugh] 1985 01:18:54,495 --> 01:18:56,898 And I can't believe that you actually did it. 1986 01:18:57,865 --> 01:18:59,133 Daddy, it's not funny. 1987 01:18:59,267 --> 01:19:00,234 No. 1988 01:19:00,368 --> 01:19:01,403 It really is not. 1989 01:19:03,104 --> 01:19:03,939 I just... 1990 01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,641 felt like I was losing everybody. 1991 01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:08,243 ♪ 1992 01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:10,879 Baby if you really love those people. 1993 01:19:11,746 --> 01:19:14,149 You gotta let 'em go and live their lives. 1994 01:19:15,783 --> 01:19:17,118 ♪ 1995 01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:18,286 So do I. 1996 01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:20,722 ♪ 1997 01:19:20,855 --> 01:19:23,492 Your mother was the best thing that ever happened to me. 1998 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,228 I so wanted that for you. 1999 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:30,265 But I realize that not everyone is called to marriage. 2000 01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:33,968 ♪ 2001 01:19:34,102 --> 01:19:37,072 Baby, I'm so sorry I didn't listen to what you wanted. 2002 01:19:37,205 --> 01:19:38,906 ♪ 2003 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:39,907 Well... 2004 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:43,211 let me tell you about forgiveness and grace. 2005 01:19:43,344 --> 01:19:44,780 [they laugh] 2006 01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:48,617 I love you so much. 2007 01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,652 That's a good thing 'cause uh... 2008 01:19:51,786 --> 01:19:53,754 I thought I was gonna have to kill you. 2009 01:19:53,888 --> 01:19:56,557 ♪ There is more to me ♪ ♪ Than my shadow side ♪ 2010 01:19:56,691 --> 01:19:57,459 Oh. 2011 01:19:57,592 --> 01:19:59,327 ♪ 2012 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,695 [sighs] 2013 01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:02,998 Everything is still a mess though. 2014 01:20:05,633 --> 01:20:06,501 Do you love him? 2015 01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:07,769 ♪ 2016 01:20:07,902 --> 01:20:10,104 Maybe we deal with Rachel first. 2017 01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:12,207 I'll hold her, you hit her. 2018 01:20:12,974 --> 01:20:15,010 [laughs] Daddy, that's not what I meant. 2019 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,378 Why you hittin' me? 2020 01:20:17,511 --> 01:20:19,013 "Honor thy mother and father..." 2021 01:20:19,146 --> 01:20:20,114 Okay, okay. 2022 01:20:20,248 --> 01:20:21,716 "...so that thy days may be long." 2023 01:20:23,317 --> 01:20:24,519 [nail gun fires] 2024 01:20:29,623 --> 01:20:30,391 [nail gun fires] 2025 01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:31,826 I told you to leave. 2026 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:32,828 I know. 2027 01:20:33,395 --> 01:20:34,262 I will. 2028 01:20:36,965 --> 01:20:39,434 But I wanna tell you something first. 2029 01:20:39,567 --> 01:20:40,334 What? 2030 01:20:40,468 --> 01:20:41,936 That I'm being a crazy person? 2031 01:20:42,070 --> 01:20:43,037 No. 2032 01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:44,039 It's just that... 2033 01:20:46,774 --> 01:20:48,143 I'm really happy for you. 2034 01:20:48,976 --> 01:20:50,045 I never said that. 2035 01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:55,150 Everything was changing and it made me a little... 2036 01:20:55,817 --> 01:20:57,219 a lot crazy. 2037 01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:58,887 So... 2038 01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:01,790 From one crazy person to another... 2039 01:21:02,990 --> 01:21:04,025 I'm sorry. 2040 01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:09,431 And I'm gonna leave once I finish this. 2041 01:21:10,231 --> 01:21:11,266 What is it? 2042 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,235 Uh... 2043 01:21:14,201 --> 01:21:15,236 it's a... 2044 01:21:15,837 --> 01:21:18,873 bride vertical assistance platform... thing. 2045 01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:20,575 [laughs] A stage? 2046 01:21:21,309 --> 01:21:22,510 Yeah. A stage. 2047 01:21:23,544 --> 01:21:25,113 [they laugh] 2048 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,021 Honestly Jess? 2049 01:21:35,222 --> 01:21:37,025 I really just missed you. 2050 01:21:39,193 --> 01:21:40,762 I really missed you too. 2051 01:21:44,498 --> 01:21:46,534 I'm gonna miss us being single together. 2052 01:21:47,134 --> 01:21:49,004 But... I know this is what you want. 2053 01:21:51,806 --> 01:21:54,075 Do you really think we're good together? 2054 01:21:55,709 --> 01:21:58,112 The man is a guitar playing mechanical engineer 2055 01:21:58,245 --> 01:22:00,381 who writes songs about grace 2056 01:22:00,514 --> 01:22:02,083 while building fires. 2057 01:22:03,718 --> 01:22:04,786 Marry him! 2058 01:22:06,687 --> 01:22:08,390 You forgot crazy hot. 2059 01:22:09,190 --> 01:22:11,359 And you know what happens after wedding day... 2060 01:22:11,859 --> 01:22:13,728 - Yeah. - [they laugh] 2061 01:22:16,731 --> 01:22:17,599 Okay... 2062 01:22:19,033 --> 01:22:19,801 So... 2063 01:22:19,934 --> 01:22:21,569 you and Alex... 2064 01:22:23,371 --> 01:22:24,839 Was that really just pretend? 2065 01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:28,976 Look. This is the night before your wedding. 2066 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,912 I don't wanna make this about me. 2067 01:22:31,045 --> 01:22:32,580 All right, so there was a story 2068 01:22:32,713 --> 01:22:34,349 and you're going to tell me. 2069 01:22:35,049 --> 01:22:36,083 All of it. 2070 01:22:37,184 --> 01:22:39,821 He may have kissed me after saving me in the woods. 2071 01:22:39,954 --> 01:22:41,756 I knew it! 2072 01:22:41,889 --> 01:22:42,757 Go on. 2073 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,793 You know I'm really bad at directions? 2074 01:22:45,926 --> 01:22:46,961 Yeah. Like the worst. 2075 01:22:47,095 --> 01:22:48,762 Like the worst. Exactly. So... 2076 01:22:48,896 --> 01:22:51,266 ["Just Another House" by Keller Rae plays] 2077 01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:53,267 ♪ Right between ♪ 2078 01:22:53,401 --> 01:22:54,969 ♪ Where the wind met the pines ♪ 2079 01:22:55,102 --> 01:22:56,838 ♪ We built that home up ♪ 2080 01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:58,272 ♪ From the ground ♪ 2081 01:22:58,405 --> 01:22:59,473 ♪ Between four walls ♪ 2082 01:22:59,607 --> 01:23:00,975 ♪ I had no doubt ♪ 2083 01:23:01,108 --> 01:23:02,910 ♪ What I'd always wanted ♪ 2084 01:23:03,043 --> 01:23:05,780 ♪ I had found ♪ 2085 01:23:06,881 --> 01:23:11,519 ♪ But now it's just a house ♪ 2086 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:15,523 ♪ When I walk through the door ♪ 2087 01:23:15,656 --> 01:23:16,991 ♪ There's no dancing ♪ 2088 01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:18,860 ♪ On that kitchen floor ♪ 2089 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:23,498 ♪ The silence gets so loud ♪ 2090 01:23:24,532 --> 01:23:27,468 ♪ In my head I play pretend ♪ 2091 01:23:27,601 --> 01:23:28,903 ♪ And we're nailing ♪ 2092 01:23:29,037 --> 01:23:31,472 ♪ Pictures to the walls again, yeah ♪ 2093 01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:35,409 ♪ Ever since you moved out ♪ 2094 01:23:35,543 --> 01:23:37,912 ♪ It's just another house ♪ 2095 01:23:41,849 --> 01:23:44,986 ♪ Just another house... ♪ 2096 01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:48,622 ♪ 2097 01:23:48,756 --> 01:23:49,824 Rachel. 2098 01:23:50,959 --> 01:23:52,026 Rachel. 2099 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:54,061 You're getting married today. 2100 01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:56,231 You're getting married today. 2101 01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:58,732 - You are getting married today! - [Rachel screams] 2102 01:23:58,866 --> 01:24:01,002 I'm getting married today! 2103 01:24:01,135 --> 01:24:03,037 Come on, get up, get up, get up. 2104 01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:05,406 - You're getting married. - I'm getting married! 2105 01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,208 [they giggle] 2106 01:24:07,341 --> 01:24:08,376 Oh my gosh. 2107 01:24:15,349 --> 01:24:18,586 [Sam] Ugh. Rachel, I'm so sorry. 2108 01:24:20,087 --> 01:24:20,955 No. 2109 01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:23,424 It'll be fine. 2110 01:24:24,025 --> 01:24:26,393 Sweetheart, I don't think anyone's gonna make it. 2111 01:24:26,527 --> 01:24:28,730 No. It's perfect. 2112 01:24:29,330 --> 01:24:31,266 Dear God, my daughter has lost her mind. 2113 01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:32,700 I mean it. 2114 01:24:33,701 --> 01:24:36,270 Today I get to start the rest of my life 2115 01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:37,772 with the man of my dreams. 2116 01:24:38,372 --> 01:24:40,108 Nothing else matters, right? 2117 01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:42,776 We can have the wedding in here. 2118 01:24:42,910 --> 01:24:43,878 Just us. 2119 01:24:44,646 --> 01:24:45,679 It'll be perfect. 2120 01:24:46,347 --> 01:24:48,549 Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a wedding. 2121 01:24:49,049 --> 01:24:51,419 And... it'll be drama free this time? 2122 01:24:51,552 --> 01:24:52,386 Right? 2123 01:24:52,519 --> 01:24:53,588 - Did we miss it?! - Hey! 2124 01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:54,788 [Rachel screams] 2125 01:24:54,922 --> 01:24:56,857 [excited chatter] 2126 01:24:56,991 --> 01:24:58,626 I can't believe we made it... 2127 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:03,965 [acoustic guitar] 2128 01:25:06,567 --> 01:25:12,473 ♪ 2129 01:25:12,606 --> 01:25:14,308 [Sam sings] ♪ I can still see you ♪ 2130 01:25:14,441 --> 01:25:15,776 ♪ In that pink dress ♪ 2131 01:25:15,909 --> 01:25:18,079 ♪ That rainy day summer ♪ 2132 01:25:18,212 --> 01:25:19,247 ♪ When we first met ♪ 2133 01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:21,015 ♪ Man that starlight ♪ 2134 01:25:21,148 --> 01:25:22,983 ♪ There in your eyes ♪ 2135 01:25:23,117 --> 01:25:25,019 ♪ It was heaven ♪ 2136 01:25:26,654 --> 01:25:33,094 ♪ 2137 01:25:33,228 --> 01:25:36,598 [guitar continues, present in scene] 2138 01:25:39,933 --> 01:25:41,435 ♪ I'm still flyin' high ♪ 2139 01:25:41,569 --> 01:25:43,004 ♪ From our first kiss ♪ 2140 01:25:43,137 --> 01:25:44,805 ♪ It was right then and there ♪ 2141 01:25:44,939 --> 01:25:46,240 ♪ I knew I'd give you ♪ 2142 01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:47,742 ♪ My whole life ♪ 2143 01:25:47,876 --> 01:25:49,576 ♪ For worse or ♪ 2144 01:25:49,710 --> 01:25:52,347 ♪ For better ♪ 2145 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,349 [Sam's playing slows and stops] 2146 01:25:56,918 --> 01:25:58,920 ♪ Somehow with just those famous ♪ 2147 01:25:59,053 --> 01:26:01,623 ♪ Three little words ♪ 2148 01:26:03,491 --> 01:26:05,426 ♪ You heard my heart say ♪ 2149 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:08,997 ♪ You'd be my whole world ♪ 2150 01:26:09,130 --> 01:26:12,199 ♪ I'll be your desperado ♪ 2151 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:15,736 ♪ I'll be your fightin' soldier ♪ 2152 01:26:15,869 --> 01:26:17,538 ♪ Walk through any fire ♪ 2153 01:26:17,671 --> 01:26:19,473 ♪ Just to see that smile ♪ 2154 01:26:19,607 --> 01:26:21,542 ♪ On the face of an angel ♪ 2155 01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:24,846 ♪ Call me a desperate old soul ♪ 2156 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,183 ♪ Maybe that's true but I know ♪ 2157 01:26:29,517 --> 01:26:30,918 ♪ I'd move heaven and hell ♪ 2158 01:26:31,052 --> 01:26:32,820 ♪ Yeah I'd break outta jail ♪ 2159 01:26:32,954 --> 01:26:35,390 ♪ To be your cryin' shoulder ♪ 2160 01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:37,192 ♪ I'll be your desperado ♪ 2161 01:26:42,063 --> 01:26:43,364 [Pastor T clears throat] 2162 01:26:46,333 --> 01:26:48,169 So we all know the story. 2163 01:26:48,302 --> 01:26:49,370 God said, 2164 01:26:49,504 --> 01:26:51,805 "It is not good for man to be alone." 2165 01:26:51,939 --> 01:26:56,644 "But rather a man will leave his father and mother 2166 01:26:56,778 --> 01:26:58,479 and be united with his wife." 2167 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:01,081 You know, since that first 2168 01:27:01,215 --> 01:27:02,716 husband and wife, 2169 01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:04,485 none of us have been perfect. 2170 01:27:05,786 --> 01:27:09,424 And that means that none of us are perfect for each other. 2171 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:13,193 But God loves us anyway. 2172 01:27:13,327 --> 01:27:16,430 Regardless of our sinful fallen nature, 2173 01:27:16,563 --> 01:27:18,232 God chooses to see us 2174 01:27:18,365 --> 01:27:24,105 in the perfect white wedding clothes that Jesus died to win for us. 2175 01:27:24,772 --> 01:27:26,607 Whiter than that snow out there. 2176 01:27:27,341 --> 01:27:28,910 Perhaps a little less blizzardy. 2177 01:27:29,043 --> 01:27:30,044 [laughter] 2178 01:27:30,744 --> 01:27:32,546 And that's how you two 2179 01:27:32,679 --> 01:27:35,416 should choose to see each other. 2180 01:27:35,549 --> 01:27:37,051 Every day. 2181 01:27:37,184 --> 01:27:38,452 Forgiven. 2182 01:27:38,585 --> 01:27:40,088 Loved. 2183 01:27:40,721 --> 01:27:41,823 Dressed in white. 2184 01:27:44,691 --> 01:27:45,560 So Samuel... 2185 01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:47,795 [laughter] 2186 01:27:48,495 --> 01:27:51,065 ...there's really only one question. 2187 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,869 Do you choose to love Rachel, 2188 01:27:56,003 --> 01:27:57,305 to support her, 2189 01:27:57,438 --> 01:27:58,706 to cherish her, 2190 01:27:58,839 --> 01:28:00,108 to protect her, 2191 01:28:01,108 --> 01:28:03,811 and seek a life of faith together, 2192 01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,246 till death do you part? 2193 01:28:05,379 --> 01:28:06,281 I do. 2194 01:28:06,914 --> 01:28:08,316 And do you, Rachel 2195 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:10,952 choose to love Samuel, 2196 01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:12,453 to support him, 2197 01:28:12,586 --> 01:28:14,589 to cherish him, 2198 01:28:14,722 --> 01:28:16,157 to protect him, 2199 01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:19,426 and to seek a life of faith with him together, 2200 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:20,695 till death do you part? 2201 01:28:20,828 --> 01:28:21,863 I do. 2202 01:28:23,931 --> 01:28:25,399 Well, that's great news. 2203 01:28:25,532 --> 01:28:28,136 [Sam singing] ♪ Somehow with just those famous ♪ 2204 01:28:28,269 --> 01:28:29,836 ♪ Two little words ♪ 2205 01:28:29,970 --> 01:28:32,039 [guitar] 2206 01:28:32,172 --> 01:28:34,041 ♪ You heard my heart say ♪ 2207 01:28:34,175 --> 01:28:36,510 ♪ You'll be my whole world ♪ 2208 01:28:37,344 --> 01:28:39,647 [together] ♪ I'll be your desperado ♪ 2209 01:28:40,748 --> 01:28:43,184 ♪ I'll be your fightin' soldier ♪ 2210 01:28:44,484 --> 01:28:45,887 ♪ Walk through any fire ♪ 2211 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:48,055 ♪ Just to see that smile ♪ 2212 01:28:48,189 --> 01:28:51,258 ♪ On the face of an angel ♪ 2213 01:28:51,392 --> 01:28:54,195 ♪ Call me a desperate old soul ♪ 2214 01:28:54,328 --> 01:28:55,996 ♪ Maybe that's true but I know... ♪ 2215 01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:57,865 I can see why you want it. 2216 01:28:57,999 --> 01:28:59,700 ♪ I'd move heaven and hell ♪ 2217 01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:01,368 ♪ Yeah I'd break outta jail ♪ 2218 01:29:01,502 --> 01:29:03,770 ♪ To be your cryin' shoulder ♪ 2219 01:29:04,471 --> 01:29:07,108 ♪ I'll be your desperado ♪ 2220 01:29:08,476 --> 01:29:10,211 Can I please just talk to you? 2221 01:29:10,944 --> 01:29:11,879 I just... 2222 01:29:12,379 --> 01:29:13,714 can't. 2223 01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:15,383 ♪ Life flies by and it feels like hell ♪ 2224 01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:17,351 ♪ But the dreams we had ♪ 2225 01:29:17,485 --> 01:29:18,953 ♪ may fade as well ♪ 2226 01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:20,655 ♪ Sometimes that old flame ♪ 2227 01:29:20,788 --> 01:29:22,223 ♪ Feels like a snowy day ♪ 2228 01:29:22,356 --> 01:29:24,425 ♪ In December ♪ 2229 01:29:26,293 --> 01:29:27,828 ♪ And just like that ♪ 2230 01:29:27,962 --> 01:29:30,565 ♪ You do that thing you do ♪ 2231 01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:32,566 ♪ 2232 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:35,569 ♪ I'm right back to moving mountains ♪ 2233 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:37,905 ♪ Just to prove ♪ 2234 01:29:38,038 --> 01:29:40,007 ♪ I'll be your desperado ♪ 2235 01:29:40,140 --> 01:29:46,580 ♪ 2236 01:29:46,714 --> 01:29:47,915 ♪ I can still see you ♪ 2237 01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:49,283 ♪ In that white dress ♪ 2238 01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:51,352 ♪ That fairy tale Christmas ♪ 2239 01:29:51,485 --> 01:29:53,821 ♪ When we were blessed ♪ 2240 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,229 [soft knocking] 2241 01:30:05,165 --> 01:30:06,767 [music plays faintly] 2242 01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:08,602 ♪ Like seeing sun ♪ 2243 01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:11,205 ♪ In the middle of a rainstorm ♪ 2244 01:30:11,339 --> 01:30:13,340 ♪ Or the miracle ♪ 2245 01:30:13,474 --> 01:30:14,841 ♪ You never asked for ♪ 2246 01:30:14,975 --> 01:30:18,079 [music gets louder] 2247 01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:21,382 ♪ But needed all along ♪ 2248 01:30:22,249 --> 01:30:24,619 ♪ Makes no sense to me ♪ 2249 01:30:25,586 --> 01:30:26,787 ♪ How I could see you... ♪ 2250 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,823 Not exactly how I pictured a 2251 01:30:28,956 --> 01:30:30,958 romantic gesture like that going for me. 2252 01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:33,560 - [music stops] - Well, consider it my apology. 2253 01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:34,661 To you. 2254 01:30:34,795 --> 01:30:37,164 Look, I hate being single at weddings 2255 01:30:37,298 --> 01:30:39,233 just as much as the rest of us but... 2256 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:40,601 Wow. 2257 01:30:40,734 --> 01:30:41,668 You guys... 2258 01:30:41,802 --> 01:30:43,336 You really went for it! 2259 01:30:43,904 --> 01:30:45,939 I'm a natural problem solver. 2260 01:30:46,073 --> 01:30:47,908 Did this solve your problems? 2261 01:30:48,042 --> 01:30:48,809 No. 2262 01:30:48,942 --> 01:30:51,345 Actually... created quite a few. 2263 01:30:52,213 --> 01:30:53,481 Especially for you. 2264 01:30:53,614 --> 01:30:56,150 I'm not really looking to get mixed up in this anymore. 2265 01:30:57,752 --> 01:30:59,620 I'm sorry that we lied to you. 2266 01:31:01,221 --> 01:31:03,724 I'm sorry that I complicated things 2267 01:31:03,857 --> 01:31:05,092 with you and Alex. 2268 01:31:05,226 --> 01:31:06,994 There's nothing with me and Alex. 2269 01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:10,063 You looked like there was some kind of connection. 2270 01:31:10,197 --> 01:31:11,732 He really likes you. 2271 01:31:13,867 --> 01:31:15,569 He's not the kind of guy I go for. 2272 01:31:15,703 --> 01:31:17,171 He's an incredible guy. 2273 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,806 He's been my best friend for-- 2274 01:31:18,939 --> 01:31:19,974 22 years. 2275 01:31:20,574 --> 01:31:21,776 Yeah I know. 2276 01:31:21,909 --> 01:31:23,043 Everyone knows. 2277 01:31:23,177 --> 01:31:25,279 There's internet memes about it at this point 2278 01:31:25,913 --> 01:31:27,615 because he's such a good guy. 2279 01:31:29,016 --> 01:31:31,786 I spent half the weekend terrified I was gonna lose him. 2280 01:31:31,919 --> 01:31:32,686 Lose him? 2281 01:31:32,820 --> 01:31:35,022 Yeah. After Rachel he's... 2282 01:31:35,155 --> 01:31:36,657 my last single friend. 2283 01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:38,659 I get it. 2284 01:31:41,195 --> 01:31:42,529 Just a friend? 2285 01:31:42,663 --> 01:31:43,898 Such a loyal friend that 2286 01:31:44,031 --> 01:31:45,966 when I asked him to lie to everyone 2287 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:47,802 and pretend to be my boyfriend... 2288 01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,336 he did. 2289 01:31:50,337 --> 01:31:53,374 It really does sound insane when you say it out loud. 2290 01:31:54,274 --> 01:31:55,375 A guy like that 2291 01:31:55,509 --> 01:31:57,545 a guy that would do all that for me... 2292 01:31:58,345 --> 01:31:59,980 The world just wouldn't be right 2293 01:32:00,113 --> 01:32:02,216 if he didn't get what he wanted. 2294 01:32:03,617 --> 01:32:04,485 So... 2295 01:32:05,319 --> 01:32:06,320 maybe... 2296 01:32:06,821 --> 01:32:07,688 you could just... 2297 01:32:08,321 --> 01:32:09,390 give him a chance? 2298 01:32:09,523 --> 01:32:10,491 [Danielle sighs] 2299 01:32:10,624 --> 01:32:12,693 Maybe like a tiny chance. 2300 01:32:13,594 --> 01:32:16,130 Or like... a teensy weensy chance? 2301 01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:17,999 I'll think about it. 2302 01:32:18,599 --> 01:32:19,467 Thanks. 2303 01:32:21,101 --> 01:32:21,969 He's uh... 2304 01:32:22,103 --> 01:32:23,170 down by the mill. 2305 01:32:24,137 --> 01:32:25,072 Casually. 2306 01:32:25,839 --> 01:32:26,841 Right now? 2307 01:32:27,308 --> 01:32:28,342 Mmm-hmm. 2308 01:32:30,377 --> 01:32:31,345 Go. 2309 01:32:34,381 --> 01:32:37,184 ["Better That Way" by Kenny Hass plays] 2310 01:32:37,318 --> 01:32:40,388 [plaintive piano] 2311 01:32:46,894 --> 01:32:49,797 ♪ There are words too few ♪ 2312 01:32:49,930 --> 01:32:52,800 ♪ To describe the view ♪ 2313 01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:56,570 ♪ From where I am ♪ 2314 01:32:56,704 --> 01:32:59,073 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 2315 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,709 ♪ Isn't quite enough ♪ 2316 01:33:02,643 --> 01:33:05,446 ♪ But I have to say... ♪ 2317 01:33:06,414 --> 01:33:07,448 I uh... 2318 01:33:08,082 --> 01:33:09,049 I... 2319 01:33:09,182 --> 01:33:10,383 I got your note. 2320 01:33:10,517 --> 01:33:11,285 Oh. 2321 01:33:11,418 --> 01:33:13,253 There was a note. Wow. 2322 01:33:13,386 --> 01:33:14,589 Jess was thorough. 2323 01:33:15,188 --> 01:33:16,390 Jess? 2324 01:33:16,523 --> 01:33:17,991 She set up this whole thing. 2325 01:33:18,558 --> 01:33:19,460 Wha-- [laughs] 2326 01:33:20,327 --> 01:33:21,328 Okay. 2327 01:33:21,461 --> 01:33:23,397 That does explain the note card then. 2328 01:33:23,531 --> 01:33:25,399 It wasn't quite right, but... 2329 01:33:25,532 --> 01:33:26,567 Okay. 2330 01:33:27,601 --> 01:33:28,903 She really did that? 2331 01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:30,504 Yeah. And literally stood 2332 01:33:30,638 --> 01:33:32,673 outside my window with a boombox. 2333 01:33:34,574 --> 01:33:36,010 She went full rom-com. 2334 01:33:37,411 --> 01:33:38,279 Wow. 2335 01:33:39,246 --> 01:33:40,781 Ah, that's amazing. 2336 01:33:40,914 --> 01:33:41,782 Yeah. 2337 01:33:42,716 --> 01:33:43,784 She's a good friend. 2338 01:33:44,651 --> 01:33:45,519 Yeah. 2339 01:33:46,787 --> 01:33:47,655 Yeah. 2340 01:33:48,322 --> 01:33:49,189 She is. 2341 01:33:49,756 --> 01:33:51,993 [as Alex] Such a good friend she'll understand 2342 01:33:52,126 --> 01:33:54,661 if I abandon her forever to be with you. 2343 01:33:54,795 --> 01:33:56,130 [Jess] I was hoping you'd 2344 01:33:56,263 --> 01:33:57,998 move to Boston with me immediately. 2345 01:33:58,132 --> 01:33:59,766 [Jess] Let's get married. 2346 01:33:59,900 --> 01:34:01,302 And have 11 babies. 2347 01:34:01,435 --> 01:34:03,337 [Jess] I thought you'd never ask. 2348 01:34:04,437 --> 01:34:07,808 ♪ ...Meeting harmony ♪ 2349 01:34:07,941 --> 01:34:13,147 ♪ Oh, love's the song we sing ♪ 2350 01:34:14,147 --> 01:34:17,318 ♪ When words fail ♪ 2351 01:34:17,451 --> 01:34:20,654 ♪ When the meaning's not precise ♪ 2352 01:34:20,788 --> 01:34:23,524 ♪ When love is indescribable ♪ 2353 01:34:23,657 --> 01:34:27,294 ♪ It's better that way ♪ 2354 01:34:30,097 --> 01:34:32,099 ♪ 2355 01:34:32,233 --> 01:34:36,370 [shovel scraping] 2356 01:34:43,277 --> 01:34:47,381 ["Good Day" by Alyssa Jordan plays] 2357 01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:49,316 [laughter, inaudible dialogue] 2358 01:34:50,951 --> 01:34:52,486 ♪ You ♪ 2359 01:34:53,454 --> 01:34:55,055 ♪ You tell me we'll make it ♪ 2360 01:34:55,189 --> 01:34:57,024 ♪ through anything... ♪ 2361 01:34:57,558 --> 01:34:59,159 - What's up dude? - Hey! 2362 01:34:59,726 --> 01:35:01,227 So how's married life? 2363 01:35:01,361 --> 01:35:03,664 Oh, are you kidding? We passed out. 2364 01:35:03,797 --> 01:35:05,165 Weddings are a lot of work. 2365 01:35:05,299 --> 01:35:06,834 [Loren] For sure. 2366 01:35:06,967 --> 01:35:08,802 We made it. [Rachel giggles] 2367 01:35:09,603 --> 01:35:12,673 ♪ You tell me there's hope for tomorrow ♪ 2368 01:35:12,806 --> 01:35:14,008 Hey guys? 2369 01:35:14,141 --> 01:35:16,644 I'd like to say something if that's okay. 2370 01:35:17,377 --> 01:35:19,180 Um, Jess? 2371 01:35:20,614 --> 01:35:22,149 Could you join me up here? 2372 01:35:23,450 --> 01:35:24,485 Please? 2373 01:35:26,119 --> 01:35:31,592 ♪ A good day ♪ 2374 01:35:34,528 --> 01:35:36,530 [Alex sighs, clears his throat] 2375 01:35:36,663 --> 01:35:38,265 So I uh... 2376 01:35:38,899 --> 01:35:41,935 didn't really get a chance to give a formal apology 2377 01:35:42,069 --> 01:35:44,305 for my behavior this weekend. 2378 01:35:44,438 --> 01:35:47,241 Dude. It's cool. Can we just eat? 2379 01:35:47,374 --> 01:35:48,809 [laughter] 2380 01:35:49,943 --> 01:35:51,111 Okay, okay. 2381 01:35:51,245 --> 01:35:52,313 Well the thing is 2382 01:35:52,446 --> 01:35:53,947 uh... this girl 2383 01:35:54,581 --> 01:35:57,752 can be incredibly persuasive. 2384 01:35:58,785 --> 01:35:59,754 And... 2385 01:36:00,353 --> 01:36:02,122 I know it's hard 2386 01:36:02,256 --> 01:36:03,824 seeing friends... 2387 01:36:04,758 --> 01:36:06,093 get new best friends. 2388 01:36:06,226 --> 01:36:07,227 But... 2389 01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,530 not everything has to change 2390 01:36:09,663 --> 01:36:10,697 you know? 2391 01:36:11,498 --> 01:36:15,536 You have been my best friend my whole life. 2392 01:36:15,669 --> 01:36:17,871 And even though we did something 2393 01:36:18,004 --> 01:36:18,939 kind of crazy... 2394 01:36:19,072 --> 01:36:20,040 [ethereal piano] 2395 01:36:20,173 --> 01:36:21,475 You also did the most 2396 01:36:21,608 --> 01:36:23,811 unselfish thing last night. 2397 01:36:24,611 --> 01:36:25,913 What did she do? 2398 01:36:26,046 --> 01:36:27,548 She Say Anything -ed me. 2399 01:36:28,348 --> 01:36:30,083 You what? 2400 01:36:30,216 --> 01:36:32,153 I'm so confused. 2401 01:36:33,186 --> 01:36:35,488 And even after everything 2402 01:36:35,622 --> 01:36:37,224 that happened this weekend 2403 01:36:38,759 --> 01:36:40,527 I really can't imagine my life 2404 01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:41,594 without you. 2405 01:36:41,728 --> 01:36:44,098 [gentle piano and strings] 2406 01:36:44,231 --> 01:36:45,266 So... 2407 01:36:49,102 --> 01:36:50,770 ♪ 2408 01:36:51,337 --> 01:36:52,840 Jessica Roberts... 2409 01:36:54,174 --> 01:36:55,209 will you... 2410 01:36:55,809 --> 01:36:56,877 [gasps] 2411 01:36:57,010 --> 01:36:58,212 ...be my friend? 2412 01:37:00,247 --> 01:37:01,448 [sighs with relief] 2413 01:37:01,581 --> 01:37:02,783 [they laugh] 2414 01:37:02,916 --> 01:37:05,786 Even if I fall in love with that girl over there. 2415 01:37:05,919 --> 01:37:08,121 Even if you travel the world 2416 01:37:08,255 --> 01:37:09,823 doing mission work. 2417 01:37:10,557 --> 01:37:12,359 Okay. Weirdest first date ever. 2418 01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:14,828 [music crescendos to Jess and Alex theme] 2419 01:37:14,962 --> 01:37:16,363 And I'll be your friend 2420 01:37:16,497 --> 01:37:18,031 even if you fall in love 2421 01:37:18,164 --> 01:37:19,500 with some missionary. 2422 01:37:19,633 --> 01:37:21,368 ♪ 2423 01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:22,503 Or not. 2424 01:37:22,636 --> 01:37:25,839 ♪ 2425 01:37:25,972 --> 01:37:28,375 I don't know where our story will take us. 2426 01:37:30,143 --> 01:37:33,380 But I do know that no matter what, we'll be friends. 2427 01:37:35,115 --> 01:37:36,683 ♪ 2428 01:37:36,817 --> 01:37:38,185 Because that's what we do. 2429 01:37:43,390 --> 01:37:45,191 [music builds] 2430 01:37:45,325 --> 01:37:47,027 [deep whoosh] 2431 01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,662 If you still want to. 2432 01:37:49,696 --> 01:37:50,598 Yes! 2433 01:37:51,164 --> 01:37:52,399 Obviously! 2434 01:37:52,532 --> 01:37:55,068 [music ends with soft piano] 2435 01:37:55,202 --> 01:37:57,704 Okay, good. 'Cause I do kind of have 2436 01:37:57,837 --> 01:37:59,106 a pretty big crush 2437 01:37:59,239 --> 01:38:00,774 on that girl right there. 2438 01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:03,577 [Alex laughs] 2439 01:38:04,878 --> 01:38:06,446 [hoots and cheers] 2440 01:38:06,580 --> 01:38:09,049 ♪ 'Cause there's nothing like seeing ♪ 2441 01:38:09,182 --> 01:38:10,684 ♪ That smile you missed ♪ 2442 01:38:10,817 --> 01:38:11,985 ♪ The feeling you get... ♪ 2443 01:38:12,119 --> 01:38:13,854 All right. That's enough you two. 2444 01:38:13,988 --> 01:38:15,989 ♪ When you're with the ones you love ♪ 2445 01:38:16,122 --> 01:38:19,059 ♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪ 2446 01:38:19,192 --> 01:38:22,029 ♪ Yeah, there's nothing like the joy When you realize ♪ 2447 01:38:22,162 --> 01:38:25,198 ♪ That you're looking at forever When you look in their eyes ♪ 2448 01:38:25,331 --> 01:38:28,435 ♪ And no matter what ♪ 2449 01:38:28,568 --> 01:38:30,570 ♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪ 2450 01:38:30,704 --> 01:38:36,443 ♪ It's gonna be all right now, yeah ♪ 2451 01:38:36,577 --> 01:38:38,412 ♪ 'Cause you're not alone ♪ 2452 01:38:39,846 --> 01:38:45,652 [electric guitar solo] 2453 01:38:45,785 --> 01:38:50,757 ♪ 2454 01:38:50,891 --> 01:38:53,427 ♪ 'Cause there's nothing like seeing ♪ 2455 01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:54,828 ♪ That smile you missed ♪ 2456 01:38:54,961 --> 01:38:57,097 ♪ The feeling you get in your heart ♪ 2457 01:38:57,231 --> 01:39:00,467 ♪ When you're with the ones you love ♪ 2458 01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,403 ♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪ 2459 01:39:03,536 --> 01:39:06,673 ♪ Yeah, there's nothing like the joy When you realize ♪ 2460 01:39:06,806 --> 01:39:09,843 ♪ That you're looking at forever When you look in their eyes ♪ 2461 01:39:09,976 --> 01:39:12,278 ♪ And no matter what ♪ 2462 01:39:12,412 --> 01:39:15,048 ♪ Oh, no matter what, no matter what ♪ 2463 01:39:15,181 --> 01:39:19,819 ♪ It's gonna be all right now ♪ 2464 01:39:19,953 --> 01:39:20,954 ♪ all right ♪ 2465 01:39:21,087 --> 01:39:26,760 ♪ It's gonna be all right now ♪ 2466 01:39:26,894 --> 01:39:32,633 ♪ It's gonna be all right now 2467 01:39:32,766 --> 01:39:33,767 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2468 01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:35,668 ♪ Mmm hmm mmm ♪ 2469 01:39:35,802 --> 01:39:40,007 ♪ 'Cause you're not alone ♪ ♪ I'll fly away ♪ 2470 01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:42,842 ♪ Gonna fly, gonna fly, gonna fly now ♪ ♪ Oh, glory ♪ 2471 01:39:42,976 --> 01:39:45,979 ♪ I'll fly away ♪ 2472 01:39:46,113 --> 01:39:47,881 ♪ No you're not alone ♪ 2473 01:39:48,748 --> 01:39:54,954 ["Desperado" by Ben Calhoun, performed by Kenny Hass] 2474 01:39:55,088 --> 01:40:00,627 [piano] 2475 01:40:00,761 --> 01:40:03,696 ♪ Yeah I can still see you In that sundress ♪ 2476 01:40:03,830 --> 01:40:06,633 ♪ That fairy tale summer When we first met ♪ 2477 01:40:06,766 --> 01:40:08,168 ♪ Man that starlight ♪ 2478 01:40:08,302 --> 01:40:09,969 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 2479 01:40:10,103 --> 01:40:11,471 ♪ It was heaven ♪ 2480 01:40:13,106 --> 01:40:16,309 ♪ And I'm still flying high From the taste of your lips ♪ 2481 01:40:16,443 --> 01:40:19,345 ♪ It was right then and there That I knew I would give you ♪ 2482 01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:23,550 ♪ My whole life for worse or for better ♪ 2483 01:40:25,752 --> 01:40:27,387 ♪ And somehow with just those ♪ 2484 01:40:27,521 --> 01:40:30,357 ♪ Famous three little words ♪ 2485 01:40:31,958 --> 01:40:33,627 ♪ You heard my heart say ♪ 2486 01:40:33,761 --> 01:40:36,196 ♪ You'll be my whole world ♪ 2487 01:40:36,797 --> 01:40:39,899 ♪ And I'll be your desperado ♪ 2488 01:40:40,033 --> 01:40:43,002 ♪ I'll be your fighting soldier ♪ 2489 01:40:43,469 --> 01:40:46,706 ♪ I would walk through fire Just to see that smile ♪ 2490 01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:49,075 ♪ On the face of an angel ♪ 2491 01:40:49,209 --> 01:40:52,245 ♪ Call me a desperate old soul ♪ 2492 01:40:52,379 --> 01:40:55,849 ♪ Maybe that's true but I know ♪ 2493 01:40:55,982 --> 01:40:58,952 ♪ I'd move heaven and hell Yeah I'd break outta jail ♪ 2494 01:40:59,086 --> 01:41:01,722 ♪ To be your cryin' shoulder ♪ 2495 01:41:01,855 --> 01:41:08,729 ♪ I'll be your desperado ♪ 2496 01:41:08,862 --> 01:41:14,901 ♪ 2497 01:41:15,035 --> 01:41:17,805 ♪ Your desperado ♪ 2498 01:41:18,838 --> 01:41:20,374 ♪ Mmmm ♪ 2499 01:41:20,507 --> 01:41:27,047 ♪ ♪ 2500 01:41:30,850 --> 01:41:33,287 ♪ 169330

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