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[soul song "Lovely Day", by Bill Withers]

Angel, please.

I like this one, black ceramic goes with everything.

On a fireplace, it's pretty.

And the flames,

It will bring back memories.

No, no, no! Angel, listen, please.

We're all tense now.

Where is my money?

I'm listening to you.

The bailiffs took everything from me, even my watch.

I have nothing left.

Your cryptocurrency must have worked.

My developer scammed me.

He stole the program from Microsoft, I got intoxicated, that's all.

- We got intoxicated. - But I invested money.

Wait, when you invest, You take risks.

No, no, no!

Okay, I'll reimburse you. I will give you your 80,000 euros.

It was 100,000.

Exact.

And how?

I will ask my mother.

- I'm his last. - To your mother.

Her darling, she can do nothing refuse me.

[Theme recalling the TIC-TAC of a clock]

You have three days, Benoît.

Pff!

[Melancholic theme]

[he blows]

[ringtones]

- Mom ? - Benoît?

- Won't I wake you up? - No.

Do you remember that you have a mother?

- Everything is fine ? - Yes, great. In great shape.

- Is the weather nice in Marrakech? - Yes, very beautiful.

- Finally, it's dark there. - Yes of course.

Okay, great.

I told you that I had set up a box?

- It will be listed on the stock exchange. - Darling, I'm glad to hear you.

But when you talk about your boxes,

it's to ask me for money.

I don't know what you're talking about.

And your father and I decided

To no longer give you a penny.

It's for your good.

Ok, so I'm just calling you To ask you for money?

It is almost midnight.

I know you, I see no other reason.

Yes, you know me ...

If I call you so late, it's that ...

I'm going to get married.

I couldn't wait To tell you.

But it is midnight, I will recall at a more decent hour.

Roland!

Roland!

Roland!

Roland!

Stop shouting.

You will wake up the whole hotel.

- Benoît called. - At that time?

He wants money, huh?

Ok, he calls us What to ask us for money?

You are really ...

Benedict called us To announce to us ...

Yes ?

He's going to get married!

My Benoît?

But obviously your Benoît. Who ?

[tones]

[The laptop rings]

Yes ?

My darling, I announced The good news to dad.

It's late.

I'm so happy. Tell me everything.

Ask him If it is indeed a girl.

Tell me about your future wife.

- What is she like? - Let's go to the inquisition.

No, but I have no news from you for months,

you tell me that you are going to get married, I have the right to ask.

Of course. What to tell you?

It's... Hm! It was love at first sight.

And she is...

mannequin, there you go.

[she whispers] She is a model.

And... I was planning to come tomorrow in Marrakech to present it to you.

Wonderful idea. My assistant will get you the tickets.

- Great. - We're really looking forward to it.

Me too, mom.

We're super happy, son!

- Stop, you'll wake up the hotel. - Well, see you tomorrow?

- Yes, good night, darling. - Good night.

Well there you go.

I'm in trouble.

What are you doing here?

I need to talk to you, Emily.

You ask me to pass for your fiancée in front of your family?

They celebrate the wedding anniversary of my parents every year there.

I don't go there anymore, but there, It’s time to make my comeback.

- With my future wife. -And what's the plan?

You tell them you're getting married

and then what? - It's simple.

We relax for a few days all expenses paid.

My mother will ask me how I plan to finance the wedding.

There I tell them

that we are going to make it simple

because we put aside to buy a three-room apartment.

There, normally, I leave with a big check.

I love you and I will never forget everything you did for me.

But you are sick.

Finally, I'm not going to leave you

roast you

by a mafioso.

I go take you tomorrow. Thank you, you save my life.

You will pass

A dream weekend.

[Fiona] Yes of course. Yes.

Yes yes.

For Benoît?

- Photovoltaic panels, yes. - I have a suitcase.

Solar panels,

It has nothing to do with it.

The difference?

It's better, yes.

Here we are on Voltaic.

Yes.

HM, hm. Yeah.

Ah, in Dunkirk? Two minutes.

Is there no sun, even summer?

Otherwise, you have

A personal training account?

Hello ?

Hello ?

Hello !?

Son of a bitch.

Sorry, Benoît?

Always Benoît.

Once, I was waiting for a Stéphane, A guy goes up and it was Jean-Claude.

- Another guy. - I'm Benoît.

Let's go ...

Benoît.

Well played, it was a trap.

Ahead...

Benoît.

No, "Guingamp".

It doesn't matter. Come on.

Ah ...

You tell yourself that it's rare Women's drivers.

- No. - Actually,

It's cool, Uber driver, For a woman.

It's not paid out of phew,

So I have several jobs, But it's calm.

It is important, calm.

Very. Afterwards, beware,

The car is temporary.

I would like to open

A class hairdressing salon in a chic atmosphere

and elegant.

What

This ass fucked!?

- Your turn signal! - [Klaxon]

Son of whore, you will see.

What are you doing?

- One for each hole, slut, go! - Isn't that okay?

[Fiona] It's not true!

I had a foot in 41 and the other in 44.

- There, in front of the red car. - OK.

It goes quickly when The discussion is interesting.

I'll get her and we head to the airport.

I let the meter run.

Just kidding, it’s Uber. In fact, it is a system that...

A system...

Who...

I don't know how it works.

Oh, are you ready?

- Look, the Uber is waiting for us. - Benoît...

My agent landed me a big ad for L'Oréal.

A girl is sick.

I'm going to London straight away for the shoot. Do you understand?

No, my whole family awaits us in Morocco.

I'm sorry.

Wait, if you don't come, my family won't give me any money.

If I have no money, bad guys Do me doing mean things.

Are you not going to drop me?

[Cocking car door]

Shit!

Gently, I'm leasing!

He's crazy.

[Fiona] So where are we going?

[he sighs]

[tone]

Sophie, how are you? It is Benoît to the device.

Listen, it's crazy, I thought of you.

Finally, to us.

And...

And I wanted To invite you on a weekend.

We haven't seen each other for a long time.

Capri?

In Capri, it was a misunderstanding.

- We were in the dark, I... - [tone]

Hello, Sophie?

Okay.

OK, OK, uh...

No.

Phew!

Come on.

[tone]

Hello, Ségo?

How is she? It's Benoît. Well.

Listen, I was thinking about you.

Finally, to us. Hello ?

- [tone] - Hello, Ségo?

Excuse me.

Hurry up, I don't just have you.

You have

your passport?

Well yes.

As I redo my identity card, I have my passport.

How much do you earn?

That's none of your business.

I'm offering you a job.

An all-expenses paid trip in Marrakech

with a small bonus.

- What should we do? - Make my family believe

that you are my fiancée, for three days.

Should I ken?

That won't be necessary.

It smells like confusion. What is carrot?

There isn't any, I need money. An investment gone wrong.

My parents won't help me that if they think

that I get married.

Tell them you're "dep".

We are in the 20th century.

No, in the 21st century.

If.

And I'm not homosexual, that's it.

SO...

How much do you earn per day?

My mother takes care of of my half-brothers ...

Just a figure.

She no longer has her pension.

So you have to do

Heat the pot.

And it's not an expression.

Since the little one has put aluminum

in the microwave.

So, it's boring. Not practical.

Ok, good.

For the stay, I offer 5 ...

500 euros?

I won't do it

below 700.

- Deal. - I would have done it for 600.

- I was going to offer you 5,000. - [she laughs]

Very good valve.

Come on, let's go to the airport!

5,000 euros, but who does that?

It's a very good valve.

[pop theme]

Dylan, you take care of Yacine and mom for three days.

I'm going to serve as driver to an armored guy. I'm counting on you.

Yes, okay.

I'm coming ! I'll keep you posted, okay?

Quick, we have to change the tickets.

And clothes.

What, are they not good?

I said my fiancée was a model.

And ?

I'm small, okay.

Watch it for me, bro.

What does she do?

Got it.

- That's great. - No need to be Naomi Campbell

to be a model. - It helps.

In any case,

you need a wardrobe. We're going to do a little shopping.

Like in “Pretty Woman”? Hey, don't make me "fart" you.

In “Pretty Woman”, did you get it? She's a whore, actually.

We forget “Pretty Woman”.

Yes. I'm fine like that.

Stop with that.

I can do that too, otherwise.

[soul song]

No.

Alright. That’s great, well. Try this.

That...

That's good, there you go.

Everything is going well

With your ...

Cousin. It's my cousin.

It's not too frustrating To see all these people go?

Why, you want

take me with you?

Sorry, but you win How much per day here?

It tells you a weekend All costs paid?

What are you doing?

Pardon ?

You take the opportunity to flirt with my guy, Morfale, go!

Sorry, I thought that you were cousins.

And like that do cousins ​​like that? No, I don't think!

She doesn't say that.

She has a pelican mouth!

Go ahead, let go!

Good day, sorry.

- Why are you doing this? - You're my guy, I'm a lioness.

It will do it, worry.

No, it's not going to do it.

[He receives a message]

[Fiona] No, why?

Ok, let's go,

But no more confusion. - Yes, chef.

- Come on. - Can we eat a Greek before?

Samurai sauce.

Do you not like the samurai sauce?

AM-1245, authorized to take off. Track 36.

THANKS.

[Benoît] So the owner is my mother.

She heads companies Duval Métal with my father.

More or less because my father, When faced with my mother, he doesn't flinch.

- [she breathes] - Then you have Pierrick and Sidonie.

My big brother and my big sister, These are real snakes.

How are you ?

It's okay, yes. No, I haven't flown often.

- “Not often”, that is to say? - Zero.

Have you ever taken a plane?

No.

Excuse me.

Sir ?

Can I have a vodka?

- Not before takeoff. - [she shivers]

Okay, I'll see.

THANKS.

That'll do you good.

I'm cold.

I can't feel my legs anymore.

It's all dark.

[she breathes in and out loudly]

Oh ! There, there, there, there, there!

Oh no, no, no!

- Ooh! There, there, there! - What are you doing with this?

The one who does this said to put it on.

In case of emergency. Fiona, the plane is the safest means of transport.

No, it's the escalator.

I don't feel well.

Did you drink all that? Given.

Oh !

Don't touch my stuff.

We're going to relax.

We're talking about the stay.

You have two, three little things To memorize and it will be fine.

- Beware of my brother and sister. - [she rote]

They want to take control of my mother's society.

I don't feel good.

- I want to go out. - Or ?

Of the plane.

Yes, at the next stop. Châtelet, are you okay?

Yeah, that's good.

- What are you doing ? - I have to get out now.

- No. - Let go!

[She inflates her vest] I want to go out!

Let me go out!

- Help! - Fiona!

- Let me go out! - Madam, please.

But let me go out!

Let go!

- Calm down! - Let me let go!

No. Oh ! There, there! No.

[Fiona vomit] Rha, damn!

[Oriental theme]

[Solange] Sorry.

I'm waiting for my son.

He arrives with his fiancée, She is a model.

Someone knows If the Paris plane is late?

No ?

Ah, they go out!

Benoît! Benoît, my darling! Pardon.

Dear.

Mom, are you okay?

What's going on?

Psychopath, go!

Nothing, a misunderstanding.

- We gave him a sedative, that's fine. - Aaah...

But why?

Because in fact,

Fiona clarified. that she didn't eat meat.

Is she Jewish?

Yes, of course, Fiona is Jewish.

A problem?

No way.

Did I say something? No, good.

In short, it got out of hand, I wanted to make up for it.

I'm going to cause a scandal.

No, everything is fine.

Here we go.

- On ? - She's in great shape.

[oriental theme]

And dad?

Since he stopped smoking, he only does sport anymore.

He had a squash.

Isn't she a little red?

No, she is fine.

It is a small sedative, It will pass.

[Fiona fart]

[it drops the window]

And if not, you read Tips very lately?

Uh ...

[Raï song: "Golou l'Mama", by Rayan]

[Roland] Hey!

How are you ? I didn't even stop To take a shower.

In addition, I forgot

To trigger it too bad.

So, the fiancée?

They gave him A sedative on the plane.

- For what ? - Because she is Jewish.

It becomes anything, planes.

Oh, my big one!

- Oh, my son, excuse me, I ... - How are you ?

- So, your fiancée? - Precisely, mom you ...

I don't want

May she be embarrassed when she wakes up.

That she realizes that she slept.

Go to the pool,

We join you. - All right.

Well, I continue a little, I feel that I have it under the foot.

We see each other at the pool.

Come on, in Tal '!

"In Tal '..."

Are you sure it's going to go?

[Fiona fart]

Yes, I'm going to wake her slowly With caresses, hugs.

No, I will say nothing!

- We landed? - Yes, we are at the hotel.

- Cool. - But you drooled on my mother.

I didn't snore at least?

No, that, no.

Wow, the bastard hotel.

- I didn't lie to you. - Better than Aquaboulevard, Frérot.

Stop calling me "Frérot".

- Ok, cousin. - Neither.

That works.

[Children shout]

Juliette, watches the children.

Norbert, Anne-Claire, Casper, We don't run!

- Pierrick, let's give them the tablets. - The screens, it stupid.

Okay, you drop those guns!

No, come back here!

- Hm! - Oh, are they there?

Your brother's fiancée had a little problem on the plane.

So they are

in their room, they will come later.

What is she like?

- Who ? - What is the fiancée like?

Oh, she's very... very...

well, what.

She is very good.

Well, we know that in the past, Benoît made bad choices.

There he enters

in a new phase.

Yes, let's forgive him the scandals, lousy investments,

the lies.

Bad investments.

Blackmail.

- Very lame. - And...

Good !

You're heavy, Pierrick.

A little water?

Tea.

Well yes, there you go.

They do it like that, right?

Po, po, po, I am in a palace in Marrakech!

- It kills! - Stop with that.

- Did your parents ruin everything? - So.

- You didn't eat pasta. - Linguine.

Hey, no one insults me in Italian.

It's not an insult, it's...

I take care of the room. Stop with that.

I take the top bed, seen?

Norbert!

Oh ! Excuse yourself!

To me, do you give me a finger?

Come here, bastard, I'll get you in the air!

Come back here!

Come back, little bastards!

-Grouille!

- Fucking stilett ones. - Advance !

What I am going Fucking them in their mouths. Oh !

I insist, I would like With a view of the pool.

Of course.

- It's for my fiancée, she ... - Band of bastards!

Come back here, little bastards!

- Pardon. - Sir ?

We are almost there!

Come back here!

Shit shit.

- Hey, the old! - You will see!

Asshole.

- Sorry, push yourself! - Oh !

[The woman shouts]

It is not possible.

- Dad ! - What's going on?

- Come here, little shit! - What ?

Don't mix with that.

- I advise you to ... - You, close your mouth.

- Fiona? - Yes ?

Solange, Benoît's mother.

I came to the airport,

But you slept. - Ah, enchanted, Solange.

- You have found colors. - It's just the ...

The little high evil.

It's Norbert,

My grandson.

Well yes.

Well, he was lucky.

I was going to fart him for him and to his father's buffoon.

Who is your son.

Pierrick, yes.

Pierrick.

The family, what.

[Solange] But sit down.

I sit.

Pierrick, SERS

A little water in Fiona. - Of course.

- It feels good. - Yes.

Fiona?

I looked for you everywhere, I worried.

But why? We get to know each other.

Okay, wonderful.

How are you ?

Great.

Fiona is great. Where did you find such a wonder?

No one finds me.

Good, then, We reserved for Japanese.

Non -fatty raw fish for your father.

We have already eaten on the plane, Then Fiona is still fragile.

She must rest. Huh, baby?

Baby ?

Baby, you have to rest.

No, I'm going rather Make my ass tan.

Come on, we find you for dinner.

See you later.

So that's the model What will Benoît will marry?

[Sidonie] Ok, she looks a bit stupid,

But that's not enough To be a model.

Wow ...

Well, for the moment, It happens average.

I want you to amaze them at dinner.

More fighting And more big words, ok?

Elegance and refinement.

- Can I take the bathrobe? - Yes, but listen to me.

It's not okay, we are not so much.

Fiona, we're here for three days.

Everything has to go well. The last day,

There is a birthday lunch For their marriage.

We have to keep it so far.

Can I take that too? My mother's is broken.

Even the ironing board. Listen to me.

Serious ? Wow.

I'm listening to you phew.

THANKS.

I'm going to give you a little lesson to evolve among bourgeois

a little stuck.

Ass, yeah.

That shouldn't be said. You're eating the decor, there.

The decor.

- OK, let's start again. - Let's start again.

Hello, I'm Benoît.

Hello, I'm Fiona. Without “a” it sounds “fion”.

No.

Well no.

[oriental theme]

I can't stand this heat. Oh well, there you go.

[Norbert] Let me go, stop!

Are you planning to help your wife?

- I'm hidden! - Of course. Juliet!

He's behind the olive tree!

[Juliet] What are you doing there?

That's not true!

It's becoming a problem,

your children. - Juliette is overwhelmed.

Children, go to sleep!

Wait for me!

Sorry for earlier.

-Don't worry, if you need help, I know children well.

- It's true ? - Yes.

- What are you doing ? - Casper, let go of the gentleman's leg.

OK, you're Jewish and you eat kosher.

- Eh ? - Come on, come on.

Ah, Fiona, finally.

Roland, the dad.

Enchanted, beautiful kid, are you okay?

Well, the shirt.

She is...

Yeah, yeah.

I know, yes.

[laughs]

Full.

Full, full, full.

Children are lying down.

Ouh, no, unhappy. I will take

sparkling water. - Plate.

- There is less salt. - Plate.

I diet To find my model size.

- Ah. - Exactly.

Fiona, are you a model, right?

- Quite. - Yes.

The 2 m models are over.

Ah well yes.

And Fiona is a hand model.

- With hands? - Yes, on the feet, too, sometimes.

But especially the hands.

She overtakes lots of stars, his hands are highly sought after.

This hand is assured

for hundreds thousands of euros.

- Really ? - Yes, really.

That's 50,000.

There, there are 100,000.

150, 200, you know how to count.

- Who did you overtake? - Secret.

Sophie Marceau, Virginie Efira, Marion Cotillard.

- After... - It's great, isn't it, darling?

- Yes. - And even, once,

Beyoncé.

Yeah, sorry,

Isn't she black, Beyoncé?

Wow, racist a little, anyway.

[Solange] Be nice, Pierrick.

- Keep your opinions. - Yes.

- What ? But... - Hush.

Sir ?

Of the Batavia.

And it's my favorite.

Don't you eat kosher?

[She spits]

Sorry, Roland.

Religion is important

For me and ... - Yes of course.

Enjoy your food.

- It went well, right? - You spat on my father.

Yes, oh ...

But Jewish or not, next time, I tear apart a whole lamb.

Oh, I'm talking to you!

Susceptible.

Dad, I need to talk to you.

No, I can't, I'm bringing ice cream for... your mother.

She loves it.

Well, basically, in addition to celebrating your wedding anniversary,

which is a real pleasure...

- Of course. It's melting, sorry. - We had to discuss the succession.

Do you know who mom will choose?

Yes, oh yes.

It's obvious, right? There is only one possible choice.

Really ?

But, Sidonie...

I love you, dad.

Well no, not the cherry, anyway.

[someone takes a shower]

Oh, what's the delirium?

Pass me a towel.

Take the hairdryer.

He is there.

Yes, he is there.

And a bathrobe.

He's going to take everything from me, that's not true.

I thank you.

[Pierrick] Ah, dad.

Damn...

- I need to talk to you. - No, I have to take this to your mother.

Two minutes.

This weekend was aimed, besides the immense joy

that we have to come...

Yes, I know, the goal, It was your mother's estate.

- Yes. - There is only one possible choice.

Really ?

But, Pierrick ...

I was sure.

Thank you, dad.

THANKS.

You have to stop taking the cherries People are painful.

[someone between]

[Roland] Didn't you sleep?

Where had you passed?

- Me ? - HM.

Well me, I ...

I did cardio in the room.

I like to play sports Before going to bed.

A small shower after, and presto.

And I met the children.

You really have to speak

in Pierrick and Sidonie, They are wondering who you are going to appoint.

What do you think?

of the little one? - From Fiona?

Listen...

It's not his type.

I understand, but there is still...

She's special, isn't she?

I don't like to judge, but she is special.

- Yes, special, special... - You think we missed

Benoît's education?

- So there... - Yes.

We spoiled him too much.

I don't have the impression at all for having spoiled him too much.

It's my fault, right?

No...

- Say it. - I'm not saying that.

She has just arrived, this little one.

So you see ...

We're going to give him a little time.

Yes.

Yes, you're right.

I have to talk about the succession With Pierrick and Sidonie, right?

Yes.

It's a good idea.

HM.

[Stidulations of insects]

Pff!

We came close to the disaster.

We will redo coaching

To avoid mesing everything. - I would prefer to go in a box.

No, coaching, and after, dodo.

Ok, Frérot.

For the thousandth time, Stop with "Frérot".

Well, I will say that you are sick, You will stay here.

No, no.

I listen to you.

Look at.

Dear friend.

Can you pass me

Bread, please? I love toast.

HM, HM, HM.

Slurp!

- HM, HM, HM, HM, HM. - Fiona.

Be just natural.

But not too natural.

If you could think a little

Before talking, it would be great.

Then don't forget:

we must feel that you add me, Do not hesitate to give details.

That it is a little more credible.

Kind, on my beauty grains, My dimples, that's good.

- dimples, ok. - Go ahead.

Darling, can you pass me the bread With your long arms?

Of course, my heart.

What do you know about?

I want you.

You are going crazy.

Wait, Fiona ...

What, "Fiona"?

He believed it, the idiot!

- No. - Yes, you strips!

But not at all.

Yes, banding!

Who is the big actress? Nique his mother, Marion Cotillard.

I didn't believe it at all.

- You strips of phew! - It's the fold of the pants.

Okay, come on, in bed.

- Oh, where are you going? - In my room.

And where do I sleep?

No, the first to arrive In the bedroom takes the bed.

If you want.

[Fiona] Winned!

He bandaged, the idiot!

- I wasn't bandaging! - Yes, you bandaged!

[Eastern music in the distance]

[He receives a message]

[worrying theme]

[he sighs]

[someone strikes]

Benoît, it's mom!

[She strikes again]

- Benoît? - Yes, mom, I'm coming!

Well, are you going to open your mother, yes?

[Oriental and playful theme]

Benoît!? [She drums at the door]

Fiona, Fiona!

- Fiona! - Not school!

I did nothing!

Wake up, my mother is outside.

Pff!

Mom, you type

For a long time? - A thousand years.

- You exaggerate. - Hi, Soso.

This mess! You make me crazy, you.

- [she hits her buttocks] - Yes.

Fiona, I wanted to offer you A quiet moment between girls.

I privatized the spa.

No, we wanted to pass The morning in bed, huh, baby?

But you are tireless, you.

Ouh! Ouh!

Ouh!

Ouh ...

- You had to do tennis with dad. - Ah yes, shit.

- How ? - Zut.

Fiona.

I dress and we go.

You are an animal, you.

With your beauty grains And your socks.

She meant my dimples, Not my socks.

In the morning, when she doesn't take of coffee, she is ...

So, tennis with dad.

I will change myself.

["Shape of you (Arabic version)", by Rachid Aseyakhe]

Sorry, I'm late.

It doesn't matter, drop tennis.

You don't want us to go and take A breakfast together?

I know a great little coffee.

Do you like coffee?

- Yes. - Perfect.

- Aziz! - Yes ?

Hold.

So you run, you run,

you run,

You run.

- All right. - Thank you, the friend.

Come on, come.

[Roland] Ah ...

- It's not coffee, that. - No.

It's "mahia", Date-based brandy.

Unlike coffee, that does not prevent sleeping.

Enjoy your food.

Oh ! There, there!

Go ahead, it's gluten-free.

It's not even 10 a.m.

And ?

Health.

[He coughs]

Ah OK.

Ah, it's fire, really.

It's going well, huh?

Take a merguez.

Dad. As soon as I return to Paris, I'm organizing the wedding.

We love each other too much with Fiona.

We don't want to wait any longer.

It's okay, it's one from time to time. Do you know it's an appetite suppressant?

Oh yeah.

Don't you think it's a little quick for a wedding?

Your mother wants to invite the whole Earth, you know?

Yes.

Be seha.

Be seha.

We want to have a small wedding. Small committee, simple.

If you do this, your mother will never forgive you.

NOW, if it's a question of money...

Well yes.

I don't have the means to have a big wedding.

And then, compared to Fiona,

I don't want to be daddy's boy who leaves his parents to pay for everything.

- It's not my style. - I understand.

Well, we'll make you a small discreet transfer.

Then it's you who will manage everything.

Come on, here.

Dry ass.

Rha!

What's already inside?

[lapping]

Hmm!

[Fiona] What is it?

this tuft?

- How ? - Soso, you can't

stay with a vintage schneck like that.

[Sidonie whispers] I will explain to you.

I was a beautician.

Sidonie, go give yourself a scrub, I take care of your mother.

And put something on the...

There, there is everything... Oh! There, there!

- You're sure, right? - Yes, I prepared a mixture for you

wax and honey.

After that, you will have a convertible key.

A “touch”?

Well yes... Come on Soso, count to 3 threes.

A.

[scratch]

[Solange screams]

Ah, Aziz.

Thank you, Aziz.

[his cell phone vibrates]

- Thank you so much. - I'll join you, dad.

- I'm going to have a coffee. - Okay.

- Yeah, Emily? - I'm sorry for letting you go.

- You got me into trouble. - It's a big campaign.

- Well, listen... - [Sidonie] Great, your fiancée!

She waxed mom's pussy!

- Well done ! - What ?

[Emily] Benoît?

Mom, I'm working here. Yes, I'm on a big job.

Everyone adores me like hell.

It's great.

- I kiss you. -Fiona?

- Hey, I didn't even pay... - What did you do to my mother?

- You wanted us to become friends. - Not by making him the swimsuit!

It had to be said.

What, not to wax my mother? But you're stupid.

Hey.

Shut up.

My father is going to send me a transfer, so you don't screw it up.

So you stay

in the room.

-Fiona? - Hmm.

It's not possible

for being so stupid!

What did she do to mom!?

Well...

You heard.

She is a beautician model, is that it? Anything !

- This story is not clear! - She's here.

What ?

Not moved.

It's because of Benoît, that.

He stresses me out

to play the ideal son, he becomes a serious candidate again.

He arrives as if by chance when mom is going to name her replacement.

Or his replacement.

Eh ?

Or his replacement.

Of course.

Yes of course.

We're not going to let him do it.

- Well no. - Relax.

- We'll take care of it. - You're right.

Yes.

We're not going

let yourself go, you'll be fine.

- Still there. - Okay, that's it for me.

- I'm going to make a plouf, more. - Kisses.

[He blows]

[He strikes]

Oh, Benoît?

Dad.

Are you okay, my big one?

Yes, and you, my dad?

[Solange] Roland, gives a tip

And come and take care of my hood.

Mom has a new little teuche.

Very soft.

I just wanted

apologize for ... - Of ?

Fiona, the spa.

Oh no, drop it, it's okay.

It's much better than before.

Roland?

Miaou, Miaou, Miaaaou!

I'll leave you, dad.

Ah, Benoît.

We are going to have lunch all together.

Great, but Fiona will not be there, She is a little tired.

We are due to his presence with your mother.

Then after,

Between two glasses of detox juice, We will talk about your wedding, huh?

That works.

Rolaaand!

[Benoît] I leave you.

Fiona? What are you doing ?

- You talk to me too bad, I break. - Place this iron and listen to me.

I don't listen to.

I came to be of service. I could even have been Ken with you.

But there, "Ciao Bello", As they say here.

It's Italian.

Ah yeah? And what is “Fuck your mother”?

From French.

Make some room for me.

Go ahead, Aziz, put on the rubber.

[Benoît] Fiona.

Come on, this is ridiculous.

Aziz, put the eraser on.

[engine slips]

Fiona.

Crush it, Aziz.

[engine slips]

Come on, ciao.

Wait, Fiona.

- I was unfair, sorry. - Call me a taxi.

- I don't want you to leave. - The idiot doesn't care about steaks.

I beg your pardon. I'm the stupid one.

I really need you.

Okay, I...

I owe money to dangerous guys.

- Sarcelles? - No.

- From St-Ouen? - No.

- From Vitry? - No.

- d'Orly? - Intra-muros from Paris from Paris.

Okay, next time You talk to me bad, I smash you.

And I want 400 euros more. No, 500.

- Basically, I planned 5,000 euros. - Well, it's 500 or nothing, that's it.

OK.

5,000 euros, Always the same joke.

Come on, in the room, And let it jump!

Faster!

- I don't want to go! - Come here, children!

Where are you going, Kader?

- Let me go, you. - Oh, it's your future aunt!

I don't care.

Is it wrong or what?

Mom is not happy, Norbert!

He's a child. Violence has never solved anything.

I'm going to talk to him

to Kader.

- Sure? - Yes.

Okay, okay. We'll meet at the pool.

- Yes. - Then be firm.

- Yes yes. - Come on, children.

[the children] Hey, where are we going?

Go ahead, eat the earth, eat!

So, who is your favorite aunt?

- Madam... - Shut up !

- Who is it ? - It's you.

- You, who? - Tata!

That's it.

- Did you understand? - Yes.

Get up, it's good.

Take your hat.

Wait for me!

- [Casper] Leave me, no! - [Juliette] Stop, that's enough!

Stay quiet, Casper. It's unbearable.

- It pisses! - Oh, pff!

[Casper] I'm going to the pool!

What did you do?

They will kill me, these kids.

Kader wants take care of the little ones, huh?

Yes, tata.

-It's good.

- Let your mother enjoy a little. - Okay, tata.

Come on.

Without running!

They are adorable.

How did you do?

You know, just to be educational.

I think Kader

love the earth, You should put it

in gardening. - THANKS.

Please.

Hi.

You're not banal.

Stay quiet.

- Ah, Benoît. - Mom.

Your father and I We were in the room

to settle Administrative problems

about...

Okay, I don't bother you

with details.

I'm hungry, we're going to have lunch.

No, we will rather stay here.

- Did you think it was a question? - Well yes, what did you believe?

The ironing board,

What is it for?

The administrative with mom, How is it?

Okay, I will to my "courseplif" lesson.

- CrossFit. - Yes.

- You don't eat with us? - Let your father train.

He has already eaten in the room.

[Solange] Come on, Benoît.

Choukran.

[Children laugh and shout]

[Fiona] Kader!

[Casper] One two three !

Wow!

Shit!

Can you stop it?

Sorry, he didn't know that it was wet.

Fucking Kids.

What did you say, Donald Trump? Stay quiet.

What?

It's you, "fuck". Fuck your mother! Go where I tear you away from your wig.

[Children shout]

Go ahead!

She has something

with children. Pierrick, above all, does not move.

I am with the Japanese, there.

Arigato Gozaimasu.

Juliette?

[Sidonie] I didn't want children

Because my baby, It's the box.

No husband, no child,

You make me proud.

[Children] It's war !!

[Benoît] You are hard, mom.

That's not what I want for her.

She spoils her life, this idiot.

[Fiona] Go ahead, pick up your wig!

[Children] He has no hair! [laughs]

It is not conventional,

Your Fiona.

She is refreshing. I speak Like an old bourgeois.

In any case, I support 100% Your idea to get married.

Besides, my Benoît,

If you want to come back to work with We have a beautiful office for you.

Thank you, mom.

[Sidonie] Damn, it was his plan

From the start. - Obviously.

- He arrives with his fiancée ... - You're looped.

He wants to take My place as president.

My place of president.

You and me, it's the same. The enemy is him.

Yes, I'm with you On this one.

You are moist.

Oh, disgusting.

[Children] We want to make a hot air balloon!

I don't have the strength.

You had promised.

Yes, but sometimes, We say things and we don't do them.

You had promised.

- I can take them. - Well no.

Well yes, I relax, there.

Ok, let's go.

- I can manage alone. - I prefer to come.

Since she tells you.

Well yes.

[Solange] I have to go get dad.

We have pilates in ten minutes.

Gently with dad.

He is addicted to sport. You would see his scores

On his watch ...

I come with you.

I don't spend enough time

With my adored nephews and niece.

Come on...

[Solange] You know if it goes badly,

You can't dismiss them.

[Pierrick laughs]

Well yes.

Come on, on the way,

Bad troop!

Move your asses!

Have fun.

Let's get to know each other, cool.

It's cooler here.

[oriental theme]

It’s crazy stuff!

- Take it easy, children! - Leave them, they're having fun.

This way we can talk a little. We are never calm.

- You are going to become my sister-in-law. - It's true.

The problem is that I don't believe not at all your love story.

Where are the children?

Forget the children.

You never kiss, not a complicit gesture.

I had to see Benoît naked More often than you.

- It's weird, that. - He loved walking naked.

I can draw His teub with his eyes closed.

Me too.

- Ah yeah? - Yeah.

Come on.

You draw

Balloon?

Uh ... yes.

It's not okay, bunch of crazy!

- They are deflated. - Well yes.

Okay, come on.

A.

- Two. - Three.

- Yeah. - Ah yeah, anyway.

- You have never seen it, actually. - If.

Show your drawing.

In fact, I missed it.

Well, go, what is the scam?

There is no scam.

- Where are the children? - Who are you, a michto?

Are you talking about me?

- [breath] - Damn!

Stop the ball!

Wow!

Stop, get off!

Kader! Kader!

Yes ?

Auntie is coming, children!

Hello, aunt!

[burner blows]

[she shouts]

Get off!

Get off!

[she shouts]

[laughs]

No, nooo!

[she screams]

[the blater dromedary]

[Pierrick] Ah.

So, what did you discover?

That kids are crazy. You screwed up their education.

It's not a big discovery, that.

- How did it go? The truth. - Good, good.

Finally, the children flew away alone

in a hot air balloon, but otherwise, well, frankly.

Who is this for?

For lunch tomorrow.

My parents like you, they are OK for marriage.

My mother made me a transfer.

We succeeded.

I told you I was upset.

That's nice.

The last time a guy spoiled me, he offered me a Greek

with harissa supplement.

THANKS.

I have a gift too.

Take off your shirt.

- The length is perfect, there. - So, you are VTC chairman,

Telemarketeer, esthetician And you are a hairdresser.

No, I had A confusion with my course.

A dirty story. Since then, I have hard to get hired.

My dream would be to open my own living room.

It's good. Come on, admire yourself.

[he sighs]

It's not bad, that.

- You are good, actually. - Well yes.

Ask your mother If it is not happy.

Yes...

[The laptop vibrates]

I have the image "Big Tuffasse".

- Come on. - It's good.

Here are your keys, sir.

[hubbub]

What ?

It looks like you have grown.

It's water.

I drink a lot of water.

It makes me swell, It is water retention.

What is Benoît?

Sidonie, call it.

Tell him that we reserved at 8 p.m.

- I'm on the spot, dad. - So, do it.

Good morning. I'm looking for Benoît Aubry-Duval.

I am his fiancée.

This is the last straight line.

Tomorrow, we celebrate the birthday of my parents' wedding and finished.

- It'll be OK ? - Yes, don't worry.

It's better like this.

Well, come on.

Sorry for the delay.

On the contrary, you arrive at exactly the right time.

[Emily] My darling...

I hope you don't have organized the whole wedding without me.

- Who is this girl, Benoît? - Yes, Benoît, who is it?

Who is it ? Did you go to the hairdresser?

Someone else wants to know

who is it? - Me.

[Roland] Benoît.

Who is it ?

It's Emily, she's my fiancée.

That I left

for Fiona.

And ?

It's a light explanation.

[Pierrick] Wait, wait.

Did you leave Emily for Fiona?

Did you see

Shut up, you?

The situation is a bit awkward.

Emily, really, you embarrass everyone.

Sorry, I know how difficult it is for you.

I love Fiona and we're getting married.

All right.

All right.

Is it for her that you left me?

Wait.

Are you talking about me?

Ah!

- Damn! - Sorry, she took

for everyone.

Too many innuendoes.

It had to go.

Emily.

Emily, wait.

I feel guilty, I come and I get attacked?

Seriously, did you see

my face?

I'm sorry.

What do you have to say?

Who is this girl, seriously?

It's complicated.

Yeah, well, good luck for the future.

[he sighs]

[Solange] Come on, Benoît, we’re listening to you.

I'm breaking my diet because I'm upset. We listen to you.

- Yes, I was with Emily. - Not so long ago.

- She's a little crazy. - Of course, women

are hysterics.

I didn't mean that.

The truth,

it's that we talked marriage to Emily.

Then I met Fiona.

It was love at first sight and I want her to be my wife.

- Roland, answer him. - Well...

So one day, it's Emily,

the next day, Fiona. And next week?

- It didn't happen overnight. - Well no.

Yes, it came together, but it didn't overlap.

Nothing to see.

It's not clear.

I would have introduced you to Fiona what if I wasn't sure?

No...

Roland, answer him. Okay, Fiona, take some time.

is not a few months away. - Yes, precisely.

If.

Because Fiona...

is pregnant.

- What ? - What ?

- What ? - Fiona is pregnant.

She wants to get married

before giving birth. - Yes.

Relationship to his religion, which is Judaism.

Roland, answer him.

Roland...

Well...

Mazel tov.

[insect chirping]

Do you want some?

I can't, I'm pregnant.

What are we going to tell them in nine months?

That you lost the baby.

And that our couple did not survive this tragedy.

By then, I will have settled my affairs.

I lose my baby and you, are you leaving me?

You're trash, actually. You are capable of anything.

Imagine the pain people who love you.

I'm talking about your parents, I hate you.

You're right.

What I did was rubbish.

I'm sorry.

I'll add a bonus to you.

- Are you offering me money? - Hmm, hmm.

I'm not shit, me. Don't touch me!

But I only have one word.

I will go to the end, but then, I don't want to see you anymore.

[melancholy theme]

Fiona.

Fiona! We're going to be late!

Fiona!

Fiona!

Not shouting, I'm here.

Ah yes, you are very ...

That's it, will dress you.

We're going to be late.

Yes, sorry.

Oh, my children.

I was waiting for you.

- Are you okay, Fiona? - Yes.

You are sublime.

Thank you, Roland.

- Happy birthday, dad. - THANKS.

You do me The most beautiful gifts.

This baby,

It is...

It is happiness.

[Roland Sangelote]

Come on.

Hey, mom.

Happy wedding anniversary.

Oh, my darlings, you ...

You have me ...

You moved us.

You will do extraordinary parents.

Extraordinary.

- And as you want to get married ... - Tell them.

- SO... - We are going to celebrate

your union today.

This place

will bring you happiness.

What ?

So, we ...

My son.

It's beautiful.

- Wow, we're completely ... - Yes...

We are surprised.

- But... - I can't get married.

I can't

marry me because ...

Because it's impossible Without my mother, we can't.

"Impossible without his mother."

And she is right. Come, Fiona.

"Impossible without his mother."

- Where are we going? - But yes.

You can't get married

without his mother.

- So, I took freedom ... - [Nurse walking at the violin]

To invite your mother

And your two brothers.

And also,

- M. le Rabbi. - Ah.

So.

- Who is this guy, actually? - Hush! Don't be ashamed

In front of my rich in-laws.

[She shouts youyous]

My darling is happiness!

Thank you, she is my mother.

What is your Hebrew first name?

Uh ...

- It is... - Since when is she Jewish?

Not complicate everything. She is Jewish, period. Shut up.

- Your Hebrew first name? - It is...

- It's Rachel. - Rachel.

Rachel.

It comes from Hebrew "Rahel" which means "sheep".

She finds her origins

in the Old Testament.

She is Jacob's second wife.

But it is especially

Jennifer Aniston's first name In "Friends".

[Everyone sneers]

It's true.

Benoît Blaise Antoine Aubry-Duval.

Blaise,

Like Saint Blaise, Apostle and martyr of ...

From the beginning of the 4th century.

And that we celebrate the 10th day After the epiphany octave.

Known for having invented The expression:

"At ease, Blaise."

So, Fiona Rachel Lepic,

Do you want to take for husband Benoît Blaise Antoine

Aubry-Duval?

- Yes, I want it. - Benoît Blaise Antoine

Aubry-Duval,

Do you want to take a wife Fiona Rachel Lepic?

No.

Fiona and me,

We are not in a relationship.

She is not pregnant.

I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it from the start!

This amazing girl helped a poor guy doing something

disgusting.

I met her in her Uber.

She agreed to play my fiancée

because I was in trouble.

It doesn't matter, we're here. Come on, get married.

I borrowed

money to bad people.

I didn't have the courage to be honest with you.

Well, well done, Benoît!

Well done !

Great, you put us

shame on everyone!

[violent slap]

Shut your mouth.

I don't know If you can forgive me.

[melancholic song]

Solange!

You can be proud of yourself.

Sorry.

Hello, Mr. Duval.

Hello, Pierre.

Mom, thank you for receiving me.

I wanted you to know ...

I wanted you to know that ... pff!

Angel.

Hey.

She's hard in business, your mother. But we found an arrangement.

- Really ? - HM.

It is her which you should be afraid.

She is more dangerous than me.

This weekend did not spend as I had hoped.

We didn't talk

of the future of the group.

But what Benoît did...

Shut up.

And observing you,

I realized that if I had succeeded things on a professional level,

I also missed a lot on the family level.

No, mom.

Benoît's attitude...

Shut up.

I'm going to stay a little at the head of Duval Métal.

You will work together,

like a family.

To prove to myself

who will be worthy of taking my place. - Mom, me, your place,

I don't want it.

You will remember on your salary

Everything I poured to Ange.

Pierrick, you're going to enjoy it

to take care of you Finally a little of your children.

And Sidonie,

This company is not a family, It's a job.

So find yourself a husband.

All right.

But I need

one last advance.

He's completely crazy.

It is important.

Listen to me well ...

It's granted!

We are waiting for you on Monday morning at 9 a.m.

Don't be late, huh?

We are very on horseback

on punctuality.

10 am, it will be very good, my darling.

10 am, that's good too.

[Benoît] No, it's not a valve, advance.

If it's a twisted sexual game, It's dead.

Ok, that's it.

What are you doing there?

What is that?

I present your living room to you.

- But no. - But yes.

- But no. - Yes, yes.

- No. - Good. These are the keys.

The watchword is:

Chic, class and elegance. - It tears his mother.

We are at home, there!

I will be your first client.

Come, we will visit.

Tell me.

[the mother] But it's the best of the best!

You don't touch my sister, you open a hair salon,

you wear tight pants.

It's cool, but I get it.

Great, man, we're together.

We caught you. But it's cool.

- SO ? - THANKS.

What did my brother want?

Know why he nothing happened between us.

- Because you're not good, bro. - Wow.

- I'm still not your brother. - No.

[the mother] But otherwise...

I'm not putting pressure on you, but when is the wedding?

[youyous]

Mom.

Stop there, you're embarrassing yourself!

My darling...

She is kind, but she thinks I'm four years old.

["When you look at me", by Christina Milian]

Damn. Where am I going to find a husband?

Where should I drop you off?

How much do you earn per day?

[Fiona screams]

Get off! Get off!

Kader, I'm going to let go!

Subtitles: Denis Poudou for Tri Track