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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Ask free legal questions on ClearwayLaw.com 2 00:00:32,494 --> 00:00:35,629 [Eerie, wind-like hum] 3 00:01:09,597 --> 00:01:12,204 [WomaI murdered my mother, ya see. 4 00:01:12,204 --> 00:01:15,075 Our very own catalogue of love killed her. 5 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,474 Listen here, it use to take me longer to remember Mother's voice, 6 00:01:18,474 --> 00:01:21,609 like the stairs of our house when we would go on holiday. 7 00:01:21,609 --> 00:01:25,316 But I can smell us, I can hear her again. 8 00:01:25,316 --> 00:01:27,516 See, I've been following her scent for a while now. 9 00:01:27,516 --> 00:01:31,520 It were never gone, ya see, just lost a little. 10 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,457 But the grief finally came and took me, and I let it. 11 00:01:35,491 --> 00:01:38,263 But she's found herself in things. 12 00:01:38,263 --> 00:01:41,101 So, I finally realised now how unconditional it was, 13 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:46,304 That thing we did was always the thing that recorded our lives, love, 14 00:01:46,304 --> 00:01:49,505 and that without it, nothing existed. 15 00:01:49,505 --> 00:01:52,310 I promise you, I will be catching the past in a net 16 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:55,379 my mother meshes, and memories like fishes. 17 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:58,514 The longer we went without each little thing we collected, 18 00:01:58,514 --> 00:02:01,121 we worried the love would trickle and dry out. 19 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,288 [Deep whooshing] 20 00:02:03,288 --> 00:02:05,818 - [Trolley clatters] - [Woman] I'm feeling woozy now. 21 00:02:05,818 --> 00:02:09,690 You'll feel it too...soon, I promise you that. 22 00:02:09,690 --> 00:02:21,372 ♪ We're the king of the castles, you're the dirty rascals 23 00:02:21,372 --> 00:02:22,703 ♪ We're the king of the castles 24 00:02:22,703 --> 00:02:24,672 - ♪ You're the dirty rascals ♪ - [Maria squeals] 25 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:28,742 Maria, for the net. 26 00:02:28,742 --> 00:02:31,349 Look, these. 27 00:02:33,714 --> 00:02:38,191 D'you know what, girl? I reckon we have found a full set here. 28 00:02:39,423 --> 00:02:42,393 [Siren blares in distance] 29 00:02:51,435 --> 00:02:54,867 [Fireworks crackle, children yell] 30 00:02:56,902 --> 00:03:00,576 [Fireworks crackle, bang] 31 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:09,618 [Fireworks explode in distance] 32 00:03:13,523 --> 00:03:16,658 I suggest you take yourself home to your mother, Billy Jones. 33 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,727 It's late. 34 00:03:19,727 --> 00:03:22,532 [Mellow music; Fireworks continue] 35 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:42,585 [Music continues] 36 00:03:57,435 --> 00:04:01,736 - [Piano plays "We Three Kings"] - ♪ We Three Kings of Orient are 37 00:04:01,736 --> 00:04:05,740 ♪ Bearing gifts we traverse afar 38 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:09,744 ♪ Field and fountain, moor and mountain 39 00:04:09,744 --> 00:04:12,747 ♪ Following yonder star 40 00:04:12,747 --> 00:04:16,454 ♪ Oh, star of wonder, star of night... ♪ 41 00:04:16,454 --> 00:04:17,884 [Teacher] You. 42 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:20,854 Maria, get out. 43 00:04:31,799 --> 00:04:35,935 - ["We Three Kings" resumes] - ♪ Star of wonder, star of night... ♪ 44 00:04:35,935 --> 00:04:38,509 [Singing continues faintly] 45 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:57,726 [Dreamy music] 46 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,528 [Music continues] 47 00:05:36,831 --> 00:05:38,899 [Music fades] 48 00:05:40,065 --> 00:05:43,376 [Distant sirens blare] 49 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,444 [Door latch clacks] 50 00:05:48,744 --> 00:05:50,482 Ello, Pearly Pearl. 51 00:05:51,648 --> 00:05:53,683 How's your day? 52 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:55,784 [Pearl chitters] 53 00:05:58,457 --> 00:06:00,558 [Mother] Ello, there, my little Rhubarb. 54 00:06:00,558 --> 00:06:02,494 How was school? 55 00:06:02,494 --> 00:06:06,498 - Good. - Yeah? Let's 'ave a look at ya lunchbox. 56 00:06:08,731 --> 00:06:12,471 Cor, girl, look at all this. 57 00:06:12,471 --> 00:06:14,539 You know what we can do with these, don't ya? 58 00:06:14,539 --> 00:06:16,970 - What? - [Mother] We can put 'em in the oven, 59 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:19,742 we dry 'em out in slices, like they do on Blue Peter, 60 00:06:19,742 --> 00:06:21,678 and then we can use them as decorations. 61 00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:24,076 [Lunchbox contents rustle] 62 00:06:24,076 --> 00:06:26,111 [Mother] Where's ya tin? 63 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,918 Don't know. 64 00:06:30,918 --> 00:06:32,953 [Mother] What d'you mean, you don't know where it is? 65 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:37,529 Oh, Maria, didn't you bring it home? 66 00:06:38,761 --> 00:06:40,532 I told you, you bring everything home. 67 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:42,765 I told you you needed to bring the tin home, didn't I? 68 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,036 Christ's sake. 69 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:53,171 ♪ Dinners on trays, dinners on trays 70 00:06:53,171 --> 00:06:55,679 ♪ These are some of our favourite days 71 00:06:55,679 --> 00:06:57,780 ♪ Dinners on trays, dinners on trays 72 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:01,982 ♪ These are some of our favourite days... ♪ 73 00:07:01,982 --> 00:07:04,523 [Both hold final note] 74 00:07:07,526 --> 00:07:09,858 [Singing concludes; TV on] 75 00:07:09,858 --> 00:07:11,563 [Mother exclaims] 76 00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:13,598 Make a wish, then, sausage. 77 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,932 God, them poor vegetarians, can you imagine? 78 00:07:17,932 --> 00:07:19,802 - Mum? - What? 79 00:07:19,802 --> 00:07:22,937 - Can I have a tree? - Eat one of your trees. 80 00:07:24,939 --> 00:07:26,138 I'm 'aving peas. 81 00:07:26,138 --> 00:07:28,910 You have trees. I have peas. 82 00:07:32,749 --> 00:07:34,751 Dig into ya pyramids n'all, girl. 83 00:07:35,884 --> 00:07:38,953 Them wishes only come true if you gobble that all up. 84 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,028 Nice? 85 00:07:57,169 --> 00:08:00,711 ♪ Row, row, row ya boat, gently down the stream 86 00:08:00,711 --> 00:08:05,210 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream 87 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:09,984 ♪ Row, row, row ya boat, gently down the stream 88 00:08:09,984 --> 00:08:12,921 ♪ If you see a crocodile 89 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:15,594 ♪ Don't forget to scream. ♪ 90 00:08:15,594 --> 00:08:17,761 [Both scream] 91 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:34,272 Red sky at night, shepherds' delight. 92 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,783 [Softly] Red sky in the morning, shepherds' warning. 93 00:08:48,957 --> 00:08:50,926 [Water sloshes] 94 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:04,940 Mum, Mum. 95 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,276 - Mum, wake up. - [Dreamy music] 96 00:09:12,277 --> 00:09:13,718 Mum. 97 00:09:13,718 --> 00:09:15,786 [Music continues] 98 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:22,925 Where's my PE kit? 99 00:09:22,925 --> 00:09:25,026 Oi, oi. 100 00:09:25,026 --> 00:09:28,029 Come 'ere a second. Sit down. 101 00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:30,801 - [Music fades] - Right. 102 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,935 Now, I want you to remember, 103 00:09:32,935 --> 00:09:35,201 that if any of them 'orrible little kids start on you today, 104 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:41,108 And you shut your eyes, and you say it as loudly as you can say it, right? 105 00:09:41,108 --> 00:09:43,847 Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line, 106 00:09:43,847 --> 00:09:46,047 the monkey chewed tobacco and a little piggy ran 107 00:09:46,047 --> 00:09:48,115 with a finger up his bum to see what was the matter. 108 00:09:48,115 --> 00:09:51,118 That's it, good girl, 'ave a bite. 109 00:09:51,118 --> 00:09:52,889 Yes! Together? 110 00:09:52,889 --> 00:09:55,595 [Both] Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line... 111 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,290 [Mrs Norwood] Christmas dinner's next Tuesday, 112 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:01,832 so you've only got until tomorrow to get your tickets on the register. 113 00:10:01,832 --> 00:10:04,296 - Get ready for PE. - [Chairs scrape floor] 114 00:10:04,296 --> 00:10:06,001 Now, please. 115 00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:08,003 [Chairs scrape floor] 116 00:10:08,003 --> 00:10:09,873 - [Mrs Norwood exhales] - Maria, 117 00:10:09,873 --> 00:10:11,809 why aren't you putting on your PE kit? 118 00:10:13,976 --> 00:10:16,110 I couldn't find it, Miss. 119 00:10:16,110 --> 00:10:19,014 [Mrs Norwood] What do you mean you couldn't find it? 120 00:10:19,014 --> 00:10:20,752 You know what you have to do. 121 00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:23,315 Wear lost property, or do it in your knickers and vest. 122 00:10:23,315 --> 00:10:25,119 [Classmates laugh] 123 00:10:25,119 --> 00:10:27,286 [Melancholy music] 124 00:10:28,892 --> 00:10:30,960 [Music continues] 125 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:04,125 [Music continues] 126 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:06,292 [Maria] So stupid! 127 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:10,296 Stupid PE kit! No PE kit! Stupid! 128 00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:13,871 No...PE...kit! 129 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,038 [She screams] 130 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:20,306 [She shrieks, train rumbles below] 131 00:11:22,242 --> 00:11:24,277 [Music continues] 132 00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:26,345 [Music fades] 133 00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:31,416 - Hello. - [Mother] Oi, Rhubarb, 134 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,055 What's all that about? 135 00:11:33,055 --> 00:11:35,222 Where's Pearl? I haven't seen her in days. 136 00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:37,895 I don't know, babe, but she'll turn up, 'cause she always does. 137 00:11:37,895 --> 00:11:39,424 Listen to me, why are you home early from school? 138 00:11:39,424 --> 00:11:41,261 - What's happened? - [Maria] Why do we have this? 139 00:11:41,261 --> 00:11:44,770 And this? And this? 140 00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:47,399 I go 'round other people's houses, 141 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:50,809 - and they don't look like this! - Maria, stop it! 142 00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:52,404 That's not very nice, the way you're being. 143 00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:55,715 It's because of you, all of this. It's because of your rhyme. 144 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,718 And it's because no PE kit again. 145 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,885 - They took the piss again! - You've got a roof over your 'ead 146 00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:03,723 and you've got everything that you could possibly need. 147 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,354 Oh, do I? I'd like a mum that irons my clothes all the time. 148 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:11,324 Oh, would you? You want your clothes ironed all the time? 149 00:12:11,324 --> 00:12:13,293 All right, okay. 150 00:12:13,293 --> 00:12:16,032 I can iron your clothes. I do do my best, you know, Maria, 151 00:12:16,032 --> 00:12:18,397 but I work full-time as well, right? 152 00:12:18,397 --> 00:12:21,367 Take your jumper off, then, and you can have it ironed, if it means that much. 153 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,006 No. 154 00:12:23,006 --> 00:12:24,744 What? You will. 155 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,405 Take it off. If it means that much to you, 156 00:12:26,405 --> 00:12:28,506 take it off your back now, and I'll iron it. 157 00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:30,277 [Plug clacks] 158 00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:33,445 Take it off. Take it off. 159 00:12:33,445 --> 00:12:35,513 Take it off, because you wanted it off, so take it off. 160 00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,053 Let go. Maria, let go. 161 00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:39,451 Let go of it. Let go of it now. 162 00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:42,795 Let go, 'cause you wanted it ironed, so we will iron it, all right? 163 00:12:45,127 --> 00:12:46,898 We'll iron it if, it means that much to ya. 164 00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:49,461 If that means more to you, then that's what we'll do. 165 00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:51,804 [Iron hisses] 166 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:54,367 I'm ashamed of us. 167 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,472 I hate what we are. 168 00:13:01,979 --> 00:13:04,047 [Hissing continues] 169 00:13:14,255 --> 00:13:15,927 All right. 170 00:13:18,259 --> 00:13:20,360 Well, should we just stop it all, then? 171 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,867 - No! - Should we? 172 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,561 - Mum, I didn't mean it. - Yes, you did. 173 00:13:23,561 --> 00:13:26,168 - I didn't. - Yes, you did mean it, don't you lie! 174 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,302 - You did mean it. - I didn't mean it. 175 00:13:28,302 --> 00:13:30,942 Nasty, nasty little girl. 176 00:13:30,942 --> 00:13:34,143 - No, I didn't mean it! - Where's your lunchbox? 177 00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,178 Maria... 178 00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:38,081 Maria, where's your lunchbox? 179 00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:41,315 Where's your peels and your wrappers and your tin balls? Where is it? 180 00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:43,823 Maria, where is it? Where did you put it? 181 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,517 - Where is it? - [Rummaging] 182 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,860 [Gloomy music] 183 00:13:52,326 --> 00:13:55,934 What have you done? What have you done? 184 00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:58,332 What have you done? Where have you put it all?! 185 00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:01,302 - Maria, where have you put it? - What have you done?! 186 00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,307 [Music continues] 187 00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:29,297 [Maria] Mum, is it...Pearl? 188 00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:32,234 Is it Pearl? 189 00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:34,104 Mum, is it Pearl? 190 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,144 Rat King. 191 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,017 [Music continues] 192 00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:49,548 - [Iron hisses, Maria shrieks] - Maria! 193 00:14:49,548 --> 00:14:52,452 [Music fades; Rainfall] 194 00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:56,126 [Rainfall continues] 195 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,559 [She breathes shakily] 196 00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:02,902 [She winces] 197 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,351 [Mother whispers] They're just jealous of our love, Maria. 198 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,238 That's it. 199 00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:47,639 'Ere we go. 200 00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:49,674 [Wistful music] 201 00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:52,952 [Maria] Lucozade. 202 00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:56,681 I didn't mean it, Mum. 203 00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:59,057 I just wanted to make you upset. 204 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:03,589 I love how we live. I love our catalogue of love. 205 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,493 Never, ever, ever change it. 206 00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:09,001 - Promise? - [Mother] Never. 207 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,235 - I love you, Rhubarb. - [Maria] I love you, Custard. 208 00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:14,303 [Music continues] 209 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,123 [Music fades] 210 00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:44,168 [Softly] Look how pretty you are. 211 00:16:47,204 --> 00:16:51,241 Look at your lovely big eyelashes. 212 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:57,082 I don't think you should go to school today. 213 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,249 I think you might be too poorly. 214 00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:04,584 [Muffled clanging; Mother gasps] 215 00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:06,553 What's that?! 216 00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:09,688 What's that?! Oh, God! Oh, quick, quick, quick! 217 00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:12,460 I think they can see us. Quick, quick! What is it?! 218 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,694 Stay still. Stay still, Maria! Stay still 'cause they can see us. 219 00:17:15,694 --> 00:17:17,597 Maria they can see us! 220 00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:20,171 [Both shriek] 221 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,437 [Eerie, wind-like howl] 222 00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:27,607 They're here, they're there, they're there. 223 00:17:27,607 --> 00:17:30,049 [Panicked wheezing] 224 00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:33,580 [Thunderous rumbling] 225 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,450 [Mother] They're coming for ya. 226 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,188 They're coming for you, and they're gonna get you. 227 00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:38,717 [Mother's voice reverberates] 228 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:41,291 Oompa... 229 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,491 Loompa... 230 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:47,198 stick it up ya jumper! 231 00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:51,070 You wiggly worm! 232 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:56,504 I'll make you squirm! 233 00:17:56,504 --> 00:17:59,705 And when it's time for bed... 234 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:04,116 I'll talk and I'll talk 235 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,415 until you wish 236 00:18:06,415 --> 00:18:11,288 - you were dead! - [Thunderous rumbling] 237 00:18:11,288 --> 00:18:14,192 [Indistinct whispers reverberate] 238 00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:16,689 [Rumbling subsides] 239 00:18:17,789 --> 00:18:20,726 [Both breathe heavily] 240 00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:24,202 [Mother exhales] 241 00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:27,601 How about I make you and Pearl some breakfast then, girl? Yeah? 242 00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,768 [Mother groans] 243 00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:47,357 [Mother] Cor, what's she look like on there? 244 00:18:51,691 --> 00:18:54,793 I think Blue Peter's lost its mind, you know. 245 00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,861 Right... 246 00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:00,271 - [Plate clacks] - ..hot or cold? 247 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,670 - In this room? - Yeah, in this room. 248 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,738 Hot or cold. Stand up. 249 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,218 Ooh, she's hot. She's hot. 250 00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:17,783 Shewarm! 251 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:21,160 - [She winces] - Ooh, she's getting cold. 252 00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:24,196 She's getting cold. 253 00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:27,727 [Dissonant piano notes] 254 00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:30,598 [Mother] No...she's cold. 255 00:19:30,598 --> 00:19:32,666 She's cold. 256 00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:37,440 Now she's really warm. 257 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,244 Now she's really, really, really warm. 258 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,477 - [She gasps] - She's really hot. She's getting hotter. 259 00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:43,578 - She's getting hotter. - [She gasps] 260 00:19:45,349 --> 00:19:48,385 - [She squeals] - [Softly] Close your eyes. 261 00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:53,489 All right, open 'em. 262 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,924 Ah! 263 00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:04,665 [Soft clinking] 264 00:20:07,899 --> 00:20:10,803 This is for you, for our love. 265 00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:13,641 For our never-ending catalogue of love. 266 00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:16,512 Took me all year to collect all of this on the streets, 267 00:20:16,512 --> 00:20:18,778 to fill up this jar. 268 00:20:18,778 --> 00:20:21,517 D'you like it? Yeah? 269 00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:23,684 Let's 'ave a look. 270 00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:27,424 - Open it up and give it a whiff. - [She inhales deeply] 271 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:29,327 What does that smell like to you? 272 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:34,299 - Magic! - Magic! It smells like magic! 273 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,433 Magic, magic, magic! 274 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,930 [Maria laughs] 275 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:41,273 [Softly] Gimme this one. 276 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,440 [Gentle music] 277 00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:51,008 Oh, now she looks pretty. 278 00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:53,450 Oh! 279 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,419 You got a green one on ya. 280 00:20:55,419 --> 00:20:58,422 Right on ya nose. Right on ya lil nose. 281 00:20:58,422 --> 00:21:01,260 - [Mother gasps] - But wait...what did we forget? 282 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,360 Quick. 283 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,856 'Old on. 284 00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:06,298 'Cause... 285 00:21:07,728 --> 00:21:08,993 ..one more. 286 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,306 [Mother gasps] 287 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,604 Wait there. 288 00:21:15,604 --> 00:21:17,705 [Music continues] 289 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:23,546 [Mother] Chocolate coins for my little magpie 290 00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:25,713 'cause I know you love 'em. 291 00:21:25,713 --> 00:21:27,616 You save them till later, all right? 292 00:21:27,616 --> 00:21:30,751 You don't be a little piglet. You don't be a little piglet. 293 00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:34,051 You don't be a little piglet. You don't be a little piglet! 294 00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:37,527 - She loves 'em, don't she?! - [Mother shrieks] 295 00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:38,990 Oh, it's snowin'. 296 00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:42,532 It's snowin', it's snowin' on her! 297 00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:44,303 It's snowin' on her! 298 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,701 [Pig-like snorting, grunting] 299 00:21:51,772 --> 00:21:55,347 - It's not furry. - It's not furry. Is it slimy? 300 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,943 - Uh, sort of. - Has it got... 301 00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,044 Sort-of slimy. How can you be sort-of slimy? 302 00:22:00,044 --> 00:22:01,980 - You're either slimy... - Well, it is slimy. 303 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:06,655 [Music - "Love Makes The World Go Round" by Barbara Lewis] 304 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:11,429 ♪ And love makes the see-saws go 305 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,926 ♪ Up and down.♪. 306 00:22:13,926 --> 00:22:15,400 [Mother] Is it green? 307 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,733 - No. - Is it yellow? 308 00:22:20,064 --> 00:22:21,670 - Yes. - Is it yellow? 309 00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:24,343 - Is it stripey? - Yes. 310 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,938 - Is it a tiger? - Yes! 311 00:22:25,938 --> 00:22:28,842 -It feels so good now - ♪ Feels so good 312 00:22:28,842 --> 00:22:31,647 ♪ Without love 313 00:22:32,846 --> 00:22:35,079 ♪ Flowers wouldn't grow in spring 314 00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:38,918 And without spring, honey 315 00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:43,857 The birdies just wouldn't sing... ♪ 316 00:22:43,857 --> 00:22:45,694 - [MotheIs it real? - [Maria] Yes. 317 00:22:45,694 --> 00:22:47,465 Is it slimy? 318 00:22:47,465 --> 00:22:51,832 No! What the heck?! This is nowhere near slimy. 319 00:22:51,832 --> 00:22:53,064 Is it furry? 320 00:22:53,064 --> 00:22:58,806 -Talk about feel-good - ♪ Feels so good... ♪ 321 00:22:58,806 --> 00:23:00,874 - [Music stops] - You think we need some snow spray? 322 00:23:00,874 --> 00:23:02,414 [Maria] Yeah. 323 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:05,010 [Maria hums cheerfully] 324 00:23:06,484 --> 00:23:10,752 - Mum, what am I havin' for Christmas? - Ah, you'll have to wait and see, girl. 325 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:18,023 [Mrs Norwood] Where were you today, missy? 326 00:23:22,159 --> 00:23:24,403 Mrs Norwood, innit? 327 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,097 Yeah? 328 00:23:26,097 --> 00:23:28,869 Well, my Maria won't be coming back to your poxy school. 329 00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:31,773 Especially not to be bullied by children as cruel as you 330 00:23:31,773 --> 00:23:33,874 who do not seem to understand how talented, 331 00:23:33,874 --> 00:23:36,613 unique and stupendous my daughter truly is. 332 00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:39,847 See... 333 00:23:39,847 --> 00:23:41,750 I've 'eard all about you. 334 00:23:42,784 --> 00:23:43,851 Open your mouth. 335 00:23:47,184 --> 00:23:51,529 Teeth like bombed 'ouses. I shoulda known. 336 00:23:51,529 --> 00:23:53,432 Now, I suggest you move out of my way 337 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,863 before I make the bottom row look like tombstones n'all. 338 00:23:55,863 --> 00:23:59,504 And I hope Santa brings you a new set, Mrs Norwood. 339 00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:03,970 and I'll make you a better set outta white plasticine, all right? 340 00:24:05,576 --> 00:24:07,875 [Trolley rattles] 341 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:12,176 Merry cunting Christmas, Mrs Norwood. 342 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,987 Now, shall we get the bits for the prawn cocktail, me lady? 343 00:24:20,987 --> 00:24:22,857 - Yeah. - Yeah. 344 00:24:22,857 --> 00:24:24,958 [Mellow music] 345 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,719 Give us a kiss, then. 346 00:24:52,183 --> 00:24:54,251 [Music continues] 347 00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:06,197 [Screaming, on TV] 348 00:25:06,197 --> 00:25:08,265 [Glass shatters, on TV] 349 00:25:08,265 --> 00:25:10,509 [Tense music] 350 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,577 [Music fades abruptly] 351 00:25:18,176 --> 00:25:20,552 [Mother winces] 352 00:25:24,248 --> 00:25:26,558 Get me some salt as well, babe. 353 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,560 Just a little bit. 354 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:34,764 God, this always happens when someone riles me up. 355 00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:37,833 Sprinkle a bit in. 356 00:25:39,263 --> 00:25:41,540 That's it. 357 00:25:46,809 --> 00:25:50,076 [Percussive rumbling, on TV] 358 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:58,689 [Delicate piano music, on TV] 359 00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:02,957 [Mother] Ah! Bollocks. 360 00:26:06,158 --> 00:26:08,226 And I've dropped me needle now. 361 00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:12,032 Oh, where's that gone? 362 00:26:17,037 --> 00:26:19,105 [Girl gasps, on TV] 363 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,723 - Mum? - [Mother] Yeah. 364 00:26:32,723 --> 00:26:35,627 Please can I get some sweets from the corner shop? 365 00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:40,258 It's a bit late, babe, and we just bought a load of afters, ain't we? 366 00:26:40,258 --> 00:26:41,996 Please, Mum? 367 00:26:42,997 --> 00:26:45,868 Give us me purse, then. 368 00:26:49,267 --> 00:26:51,335 [Purse unzips] 369 00:26:57,011 --> 00:27:00,751 You know, yous two have got the same name on purpose - Maria. 370 00:27:01,785 --> 00:27:03,985 'Cause when you was in my belly, 371 00:27:03,985 --> 00:27:06,625 I read this over and over and over again. 372 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,726 - [Coins rustle] - Right. 373 00:27:08,726 --> 00:27:12,224 Here, get me a pack of needles, so I can finish this. 374 00:27:12,224 --> 00:27:16,228 And so we can sew the turkey's bum up nice and tight. 375 00:27:16,228 --> 00:27:17,999 Before you go... 376 00:27:17,999 --> 00:27:20,067 there's somethin' for you over there on the piano. 377 00:27:20,067 --> 00:27:22,135 Go and have a look. 378 00:27:24,742 --> 00:27:28,207 [Dissonant piano notes] 379 00:27:33,014 --> 00:27:35,082 [Mother] Open it up. 380 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:38,382 [Dissonant piano notes] 381 00:27:38,382 --> 00:27:40,384 [Paper rustles] 382 00:27:40,384 --> 00:27:43,090 [Dissonant piano notes] 383 00:27:45,763 --> 00:27:48,832 - Magnificent. - [Dissonant piano notes] 384 00:27:48,832 --> 00:27:51,329 [Mother] Show me. 385 00:27:51,329 --> 00:27:54,706 [Dissonant piano notes] 386 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:57,874 - [Mother] Love you, Rhubarb. - Love you, Custard. 387 00:28:09,116 --> 00:28:11,184 [Unnerving music] 388 00:28:29,466 --> 00:28:31,743 [Music continues] 389 00:28:44,217 --> 00:28:46,285 [Music continues] 390 00:28:50,289 --> 00:28:52,423 [Mother] Got my change, girl? 391 00:28:57,032 --> 00:28:59,804 What you up to, you little conniver? 392 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:01,905 [Eerie music] 393 00:29:19,054 --> 00:29:21,122 [Music fades] 394 00:29:41,538 --> 00:29:43,815 I'm gonna name you... 395 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:45,982 Salt and Vinegary. 396 00:29:49,150 --> 00:29:53,121 And you, little one, I'm gonna name you Chip Butty. 397 00:29:58,258 --> 00:30:01,899 You're so cute. I love you, I love you, I love you. 398 00:30:01,899 --> 00:30:06,134 Mwah. Aw...so cute! 399 00:30:06,134 --> 00:30:08,840 [She vocalises melody] 400 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,909 [Loud thump, clattering] 401 00:30:13,339 --> 00:30:19,147 - Mum? - [Mother] Maria! 402 00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:20,544 Mum? 403 00:30:20,544 --> 00:30:23,349 [Clattering] 404 00:30:23,349 --> 00:30:26,286 [Mother breathes raggedly] 405 00:30:29,256 --> 00:30:31,830 Mum? Mum? 406 00:30:34,591 --> 00:30:37,033 Maria... 407 00:30:37,033 --> 00:30:39,563 - [Maria] Mum? - [Rummaging] 408 00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:42,368 - [She breathes raggedly] - [Weakly] Maria... 409 00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,337 [Clattering] 410 00:30:54,545 --> 00:30:57,581 [Mother groans weakly] 411 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,452 Rem... Rememb... 412 00:31:00,452 --> 00:31:02,894 Remember our... 413 00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:06,359 Remember our catalogue of love. 414 00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:09,428 [Indistinct radio chatter; Dogs bark in distance] 415 00:31:17,172 --> 00:31:21,275 [Social Worker] Maria, darling. I've come to see if you're all right. 416 00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:23,981 When's my mum coming back? 417 00:31:23,981 --> 00:31:26,445 [Social Worker] Oh, darlin', I don't know. 418 00:31:26,445 --> 00:31:28,645 I can't answer that, darlin'. I don't know. 419 00:31:28,645 --> 00:31:32,055 [Officer] Poor, poor girl. Ain't fit to be a mother. 420 00:31:32,055 --> 00:31:35,124 - [Blanket rustles] - [Social Worker] Maria! 421 00:31:35,124 --> 00:31:38,226 - Don't you dare say that about my mum! - [Social Worker] Maria! 422 00:31:38,226 --> 00:31:40,228 - No, no, no. Sorry, young lady. - Don't you dare! 423 00:31:40,228 --> 00:31:43,066 Now, listen. You can't come in, darlin'. 424 00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:46,036 I'm sorry, we're going to have to take you down to the station, all right? 425 00:31:48,038 --> 00:31:49,974 [Car door opens] 426 00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:52,009 [Social Worker] Come on, darlin'. 427 00:31:52,009 --> 00:31:55,441 Come on, darlin'. Good girl. 428 00:31:57,377 --> 00:32:00,677 There's a good girl. Come on, then. 429 00:32:00,677 --> 00:32:02,514 Come with me? 430 00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:06,386 Come on. There's a good girl. 431 00:32:06,386 --> 00:32:08,927 Good girl. Come on, darlin'. 432 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,061 [Melancholy music] 433 00:32:25,273 --> 00:32:27,605 [Muffled] Come on, over here. 434 00:32:33,281 --> 00:32:37,087 Maria, the hospital are taking the best care of your mother right now. 435 00:32:37,087 --> 00:32:39,155 [Music fades] 436 00:32:41,652 --> 00:32:43,192 I'll come and visit you tomorrow, 437 00:32:43,192 --> 00:32:45,062 but this is where you'll be staying tonight, 438 00:32:45,062 --> 00:32:47,130 with this lovely lady, Michelle. 439 00:32:49,495 --> 00:32:52,069 She looks after children like yourself. 440 00:32:54,665 --> 00:32:56,634 [Michelle] I do this with other kids, you see. 441 00:32:59,076 --> 00:33:01,144 Their mums need a little break. 442 00:33:02,178 --> 00:33:04,246 They just need a hand. 443 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,052 I'm the hand. 444 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,089 D'you understand, Maria? 445 00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:16,456 You're gonna be stayin' with Michelle for a while. 446 00:33:19,096 --> 00:33:21,461 Is that okay? 447 00:33:22,594 --> 00:33:25,432 [Melancholy music] 448 00:33:25,432 --> 00:33:27,533 [Music continues] 449 00:33:33,077 --> 00:33:35,310 [Stairs creak] 450 00:33:38,577 --> 00:33:41,184 [Music continues] 451 00:33:41,184 --> 00:33:44,253 I've decided I wanna donate me organs. 452 00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:46,684 Well, don't be coming to me when you don't have eyes in your next life. 453 00:33:46,684 --> 00:33:48,554 Eyes aren't organs. I can't believe you're getting funny 454 00:33:48,554 --> 00:33:51,788 - over this hypothetical thing. - No, I'm dead serious, Maria. 455 00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:53,460 My mother always used to say that to me. 456 00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:55,198 Who were you on the phone to late last night? 457 00:33:55,198 --> 00:33:57,398 - Kept me up. - Should've done these last night. 458 00:33:57,398 --> 00:33:59,301 Oh, yeah, that's what I wanted to tell you about. 459 00:33:59,301 --> 00:34:01,600 D'you remember I told you about Michael? 460 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,208 The young lad that used to live with me couple of years before you came? 461 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:07,276 He's coming to stay for a bit. 462 00:34:07,276 --> 00:34:11,082 He's waiting for his housing stuff to get sorted out. 463 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,744 - [Knife clatters] - Gonna be coming on the 8th of August. 464 00:34:13,744 --> 00:34:18,089 Yes, I've just bleeding told you that, you ain't you listening. 465 00:34:18,089 --> 00:34:19,288 PE kit. 466 00:34:19,288 --> 00:34:21,323 It's ironed in the living room, hanging up. 467 00:34:21,323 --> 00:34:23,688 - Your PE kit's down there. - Right. 468 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:26,493 So, he's gonna be kipping here for a few weeks. 469 00:34:26,493 --> 00:34:28,429 Right. 470 00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:30,629 He's coming this evening. 471 00:34:30,629 --> 00:34:32,730 So, try not to be out too late, yeah? 472 00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:36,107 Also, sorry, I know it's a bit last-minute, 473 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:38,439 but could you hoover the downstairs? 474 00:34:39,572 --> 00:34:40,837 Mum, shoes? 475 00:34:40,837 --> 00:34:42,608 - Clear up the living room a little. - Shoes? 476 00:34:42,608 --> 00:34:45,314 I dunno where ya bleeding shoes are, do I? 477 00:34:45,314 --> 00:34:49,285 Tidy up the living room, would you, a bit, please, before he gets here? 478 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:51,254 Right. 479 00:34:51,254 --> 00:34:54,785 Oh, also, heard about this man dressing up as an old lady. 480 00:34:54,785 --> 00:34:58,492 He's been breaking into gaffs 'round here, raping women, old and young, 481 00:34:58,492 --> 00:35:00,362 so, please, come home with Laraib tonight. 482 00:35:00,362 --> 00:35:02,100 Keep ya wits about you. 483 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,201 Anything looks dodgy, go into the telephone box, 484 00:35:04,201 --> 00:35:05,796 or knock on Janice next door. 485 00:35:05,796 --> 00:35:08,700 Can you not go on the stairs with your shoes on? 486 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,274 How many times have I got to keep telling you? 487 00:35:11,274 --> 00:35:12,770 [Michelle exhales] 488 00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:15,476 Can't believe how bleeding long you've been living in my house. 489 00:35:17,313 --> 00:35:19,216 Might have to start charging you upkeepance. 490 00:35:19,216 --> 00:35:20,811 - Love ya. - Love ya. 491 00:35:20,811 --> 00:35:23,385 - I'll see you later. - Forgot my PE kit. 492 00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:27,422 [Door shuts, fork clatters] 493 00:35:27,422 --> 00:35:29,721 [Tranquil music] 494 00:35:40,303 --> 00:35:42,371 Who's the woman coming, then? 495 00:35:47,409 --> 00:35:49,246 [Door shuts] 496 00:35:49,246 --> 00:35:52,216 - Morning, Janice. - All right, poppet. 497 00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:54,350 Oh, you look nice! 498 00:35:54,350 --> 00:35:56,253 Last day at school, yeah? 499 00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:58,882 Yeah, thanks. Don't forget your milk again. 500 00:35:58,882 --> 00:36:00,851 - Oh... - [She chuckles] 501 00:36:01,852 --> 00:36:04,426 [Indistinct conversation] 502 00:36:07,561 --> 00:36:09,530 - It's a yes-or-no question. - It's really not. 503 00:36:09,530 --> 00:36:12,599 - I'm asking you! - Um, yes. Yes. I would say yes. 504 00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:14,238 Wait, wait, wait, turn around. 505 00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:16,471 - What's that say, Maria? - Give it a rest. 506 00:36:16,471 --> 00:36:19,639 Ah, mate! Who would've thought that trip in year eight, orienteering, would... 507 00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:21,872 - All right! Noot-noot! - Wait, wait, wait. 508 00:36:21,872 --> 00:36:24,413 Babes, how you got the least amount of goodbyes? 509 00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:27,548 Look, you're clearly the only bonfire here. 510 00:36:27,548 --> 00:36:30,254 [Both] Bonfire! 511 00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:32,454 What's Kadeeja saying about Saturday? 512 00:36:32,454 --> 00:36:34,819 Oh, she said that, what is it, pub's going off, 513 00:36:34,819 --> 00:36:37,195 - and... - [Mellow music] 514 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,329 ..Pete can give us a lift. 515 00:36:39,329 --> 00:36:42,431 - Did you hear about Beth Garvey? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 516 00:36:42,431 --> 00:36:45,830 Year eight, got fingered with a test tube in the science block, didn't she? 517 00:36:45,830 --> 00:36:47,898 I heard it was a Cadbury's Chomp in the common room. 518 00:36:47,898 --> 00:36:51,737 Mm-mm! Deffo science block. 519 00:36:51,737 --> 00:36:55,378 Why, what would you rather - Cadbury's or test tube? 520 00:36:56,643 --> 00:36:58,711 - Cadbury's. - Reason being? 521 00:36:58,711 --> 00:37:01,813 "Reason being?" Why do I need a reason? It's just a feeling. 522 00:37:01,813 --> 00:37:04,552 [Music continues; Indistinct conversation] 523 00:37:11,526 --> 00:37:13,759 [Both laugh] 524 00:37:13,759 --> 00:37:16,993 - Yeah, but he got it from me. - [Laraib laughs] 525 00:37:16,993 --> 00:37:19,930 What, he was your first sexual awakening? Winnie the Pooh? 526 00:37:19,930 --> 00:37:22,834 [Maria wheezes, laughs] 527 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:24,737 - Yeah. - [Both laugh] 528 00:37:24,737 --> 00:37:27,509 What was yours? 529 00:37:27,509 --> 00:37:29,643 - Looks like Simply Red! - Yes. 530 00:37:29,643 --> 00:37:31,249 - Simply Red lookalike! - Yes, yes! 531 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,976 That's what I was thinking. When did you see him? 532 00:37:32,976 --> 00:37:36,551 - Do you think he's fit? - Oh, do you think he's fit? 533 00:37:36,551 --> 00:37:39,455 - What, Simply Red? - Yeah. 534 00:37:39,455 --> 00:37:41,622 - I guess I'd not really thought about it. - You not? 535 00:37:41,622 --> 00:37:43,393 What if Michelle's home and we reek of it? 536 00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:47,562 She's gonna see my eyes. She's gonna be, like, "You look like a raisin." 537 00:37:47,562 --> 00:37:49,399 - A raisin?! - I feel like a raisin. 538 00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:53,799 Well, lucky for you... I've got Impulse, innit? 539 00:37:53,799 --> 00:37:55,735 - [Spray-can hisses] - Turn around, babe. 540 00:37:55,735 --> 00:37:57,308 Look at that. 541 00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:58,936 [Engine rumbles, tyres screech] 542 00:37:58,936 --> 00:38:00,278 Perfect. 543 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,841 [Music - "Moving on Up" by M People] 544 00:38:02,841 --> 00:38:04,711 [Engine off] 545 00:38:04,711 --> 00:38:06,713 [Pete] Smelling nice, ladies! 546 00:38:06,713 --> 00:38:08,880 - Piss off, Pete. - [Pete] Oh, don't be like that. 547 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,587 Look, I'm gonna get a lift home with this one. 548 00:38:12,587 --> 00:38:14,655 - What, with this nonce? - [Pete] Oi! 549 00:38:14,655 --> 00:38:16,954 Cheeky bastard. I'm 27. 550 00:38:16,954 --> 00:38:20,397 - [Maria] Yeah, exactly, this is bad. - Maria he's harmless, he's harmless. 551 00:38:20,397 --> 00:38:21,596 He could be the granny rapist! 552 00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:26,062 Yeah, but it's not just grannies. I promised we'd walk back together. 553 00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:28,900 Look at him. He's harmless, look. We're gonna go 'round the block... 554 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:31,441 [Maria] Michelle told me about this man dressing up... 555 00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:33,542 Michelle knew someone who died from an ingrown hair 556 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:35,808 - and got a decapitated arm. - But she did, though, I swear! 557 00:38:35,808 --> 00:38:37,777 Look, I'm gonna go 'round the block a couple times. 558 00:38:37,777 --> 00:38:40,648 I promise, I'll ring you when I get back, okay? 559 00:38:40,648 --> 00:38:42,551 Look, be back soon. 560 00:38:42,551 --> 00:38:44,388 [Engine starts] 561 00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:47,523 See you when I'm home, yeah? ♪ Pretty baby. ♪ 562 00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:50,625 [Tyres screech, engine revs] 563 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:54,398 [Fan-belt squeals] 564 00:38:57,863 --> 00:38:59,469 Dickhead. 565 00:38:59,469 --> 00:39:01,031 [Car recedes] 566 00:39:24,054 --> 00:39:26,122 [Stairs creak] 567 00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:29,499 [Man] Hello. 568 00:39:42,908 --> 00:39:44,547 Can you take my shoes off, please, 569 00:39:44,547 --> 00:39:47,143 and throw them down there before you do anything to me? 570 00:39:53,952 --> 00:39:56,559 - D'you have to rape me here? - Do what? 571 00:39:56,559 --> 00:39:58,462 [Maria] I'll have to walk past these stairs every day. 572 00:39:58,462 --> 00:40:00,761 Could you take me to the garden at least? 573 00:40:00,761 --> 00:40:02,499 [Man chuckles] 574 00:40:14,544 --> 00:40:16,007 [Shoes thud] 575 00:40:23,047 --> 00:40:25,819 [Door opens; Indistinct chatter] 576 00:40:25,819 --> 00:40:28,921 Maria, what you doing? Get off the stairs. 577 00:40:28,921 --> 00:40:31,561 Better not have gone on them with your muddy shoes. 578 00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:33,959 Oh, Michael. Give us a hand with the shopping, will ya? 579 00:40:33,959 --> 00:40:37,765 This is Sam and her girls, d'you remember? 580 00:40:37,765 --> 00:40:41,967 All right, love. Oh, you've grown, ain't ya? 581 00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:45,168 - [Michael] Girls. - Girls give him a hand, too, please. 582 00:40:45,168 --> 00:40:47,137 - Give us a chance. - Calm down. 583 00:40:50,173 --> 00:40:52,450 [Ellie, Holly chatter] 584 00:40:53,715 --> 00:40:56,784 State of her and the price of chips. 585 00:40:56,784 --> 00:40:59,589 Fish, not chips, Elle, you div. 586 00:40:59,589 --> 00:41:03,494 [Michelle] I fostered Michael for a few months, 587 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:06,530 'round six years before codswallop upstairs came here. 588 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,698 - How old are you now? - [Michael] I'm nearly 30 now. 589 00:41:09,698 --> 00:41:11,832 Oh, it's just gone by, ain't it? 590 00:41:11,832 --> 00:41:14,934 - I remember how little you were. - [Michelle] Yeah. 591 00:41:14,934 --> 00:41:18,806 You must have been 12 when I had ya, Michael. About 5 months, I think. 592 00:41:18,806 --> 00:41:22,546 But you I couldn't keep. Had to let go, didn't I? 593 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,681 - 'Cause your lovely brother wanted ya. - Yeah, no, he took me in. 594 00:41:25,681 --> 00:41:27,485 [Sam] Tight squeeze. 595 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,718 [Michael] But he's, uh, moving abroad now. 596 00:41:29,718 --> 00:41:32,556 He's got a family of his own, so he's... 597 00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:34,756 Yeah, I'm gonna move in close by here, I think. 598 00:41:34,756 --> 00:41:39,761 - [Michelle] Because? - I'm moving in with my girlfriend. 599 00:41:39,761 --> 00:41:42,258 She's a bit more than that, don't undersell her. 600 00:41:42,258 --> 00:41:44,502 Right, that's yours, Sam. 601 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,504 I've put all your bits in that bag, and the girls, too. 602 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,067 Oh, right. Fucking 'ell! 603 00:41:49,067 --> 00:41:52,972 How'd I raise 'em like that? Champagne taste, beer money. 604 00:41:52,972 --> 00:41:55,205 Burn a hole in my pocket, you lot! 605 00:41:57,075 --> 00:42:00,782 Michelle, do you mind if I have a shower? Don't wanna stink your house out. 606 00:42:00,782 --> 00:42:02,784 Oh, don't be silly. Yeah, yeah. 607 00:42:02,784 --> 00:42:05,149 Um, just give us a second, I'll stick the heating on. Go on, go up. 608 00:42:05,149 --> 00:42:08,185 You know where it all is. Towels on the banisters. 609 00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:11,958 [Michelle chuckles] 610 00:42:13,256 --> 00:42:15,896 - It's good to see ya. - Mm-hm. 611 00:42:15,896 --> 00:42:20,197 Proper lovely, ain't he? Aw, butter wouldn't melt. 612 00:42:20,197 --> 00:42:21,836 Nice bit of crumpet, too. 613 00:42:21,836 --> 00:42:24,542 - Behave! - [Sam laughs] 614 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,875 - That's bad luck. - Mind your own. 615 00:42:59,676 --> 00:43:01,678 [Maria] Do you mind? 616 00:43:02,712 --> 00:43:05,341 [Pig-like snorting] 617 00:43:07,013 --> 00:43:09,081 Suppose. 618 00:43:12,117 --> 00:43:14,691 That's a great big smile. 619 00:43:14,691 --> 00:43:16,825 Big as Christmas, that. 620 00:43:18,222 --> 00:43:20,356 [TV on] 621 00:43:26,901 --> 00:43:28,969 That nice? 622 00:43:31,103 --> 00:43:33,710 - What've you got? - [Maria burps] 623 00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:36,911 [Ellie, Holly laugh] 624 00:43:36,911 --> 00:43:41,212 Anyway, so, I just thought, when's she gonna take it off? 625 00:43:41,212 --> 00:43:43,214 - S'cuse me? - Say please. 626 00:43:43,214 --> 00:43:45,117 - Please. - [Sam giggles] 627 00:43:45,117 --> 00:43:46,657 Very polite. 628 00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:49,187 - Yeah. - [She chuckles] 629 00:43:49,187 --> 00:43:51,794 - Still whiffs a bit, though. - [Michael] All right, girls? 630 00:43:51,794 --> 00:43:55,028 - You all right, Michael? - [Michael] Good day? 631 00:43:55,028 --> 00:43:58,801 [Ellie] Bleeding awful. Got a ladder in my tights, look. 632 00:44:00,363 --> 00:44:02,904 Ah. Hate it when that happens. 633 00:44:02,904 --> 00:44:04,906 [Ellie, Holly laugh] 634 00:44:06,776 --> 00:44:09,405 So, you'll be seeing a lot more of us. 635 00:44:09,405 --> 00:44:11,341 Maria's like getting blood out of a stone. 636 00:44:12,782 --> 00:44:14,784 [Ellie] Dull as dishwater, ain't ya, Maria? 637 00:44:14,784 --> 00:44:17,050 [Holly] Oh, I'm not being funny as well, Maria, 638 00:44:17,050 --> 00:44:19,382 but you stink of bobby orange. 639 00:44:19,382 --> 00:44:21,824 Like when was the last time you washed, girl? 640 00:44:21,824 --> 00:44:25,828 I could smell ya as you walked in. You reek, girl, Jesus Christ. 641 00:44:25,828 --> 00:44:28,765 Nah, it's probably me working with rubbish all day. 642 00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:34,034 Um, nah. Since school's ended, you've really let yourself go, Maria. 643 00:44:34,034 --> 00:44:35,838 - Whoa. - [She laughs] 644 00:44:35,838 --> 00:44:37,972 - What? - [Ellie cackles] 645 00:44:37,972 --> 00:44:40,007 It's true, look at her. 646 00:44:42,977 --> 00:44:47,113 Got any mates feeling philanthropic this bank holiday, Michael? 647 00:44:47,113 --> 00:44:50,017 Cause I've got two sisters who look like dog-ends on my sofa who need a date. 648 00:44:50,017 --> 00:44:53,724 - Piss off! - So spiteful. 649 00:44:55,319 --> 00:44:59,224 I don't know what she can do with a pair of scissors, you know what I mean? 650 00:44:59,224 --> 00:45:02,326 - [Michelle] I'd probably be worried... - [Laraib] Argh! 651 00:45:05,296 --> 00:45:08,838 - All right. - All right. Laraib, right? 652 00:45:08,838 --> 00:45:10,741 Who's this berk? 653 00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:12,138 [Gasp] 654 00:45:12,138 --> 00:45:13,810 [Laraib] Sam? 655 00:45:13,810 --> 00:45:16,043 You're gonna get pissed as a newt tonight. 656 00:45:17,814 --> 00:45:19,178 I could jump through your hoop. 657 00:45:19,178 --> 00:45:21,312 - Could you? - Yeah. 658 00:45:21,312 --> 00:45:23,215 How long are your arms? 659 00:45:24,887 --> 00:45:27,120 - [Maria laughs] - Longer than mine. 660 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,859 - I'm long-limbed. - Right. 661 00:45:29,859 --> 00:45:31,927 This orange number? 662 00:45:31,927 --> 00:45:34,127 - I'm feeling like... - This yellow one. 663 00:45:34,127 --> 00:45:35,799 - Oh! - Oh! 664 00:45:37,031 --> 00:45:39,000 [She vocalises] 665 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,838 - You still wear this? - [Operatically] ♪ Maria. ♪ 666 00:45:41,838 --> 00:45:43,939 - You still wear this? - Nah! 667 00:45:43,939 --> 00:45:46,777 Sometimes. Fuck off, it's comfy. 668 00:45:47,844 --> 00:45:50,374 [Music - "Let Me Be Your Fantasy" by Baby D] 669 00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:54,114 [No audible dialogue] 670 00:45:54,114 --> 00:45:56,215 ♪ Let me be your fantasy 671 00:46:02,925 --> 00:46:06,258 ♪ I'll take you up to the highest heights 672 00:46:06,258 --> 00:46:09,525 ♪ Let's spread our wings and fly away 673 00:46:09,525 --> 00:46:13,529 ♪ Surround you with love that's pure delight 674 00:46:13,529 --> 00:46:17,005 ♪ Release your spirit, set you free 675 00:46:17,005 --> 00:46:20,404 ♪ Come and feel my energy 676 00:46:20,404 --> 00:46:24,078 - Oh, darling, don't you do this. - More glamorous. 677 00:46:24,078 --> 00:46:25,948 - More glamorous than I? - Way more money. 678 00:46:25,948 --> 00:46:27,543 - More money than me. - More experience. 679 00:46:27,543 --> 00:46:29,248 - More experience! - More life wisdom. 680 00:46:29,248 --> 00:46:32,119 - Oh, you're killing me! - Oh! It's the heat. 681 00:46:32,119 --> 00:46:34,154 - I'd do anything for you. - I know you would. 682 00:46:34,154 --> 00:46:36,453 'Cause I would do the same for you, cheeky plonker. 683 00:46:36,453 --> 00:46:39,027 [Maria] Would you eat my shit? 684 00:46:39,027 --> 00:46:42,525 - [Laraib] Fuck, no. No! - Yes, you would! 685 00:46:42,525 --> 00:46:44,527 If it was life or death, would you eat my shit? 686 00:46:44,527 --> 00:46:48,839 Mate, I am dying before I eat any of your turds. 687 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:51,237 Will the slipper fit its princess? 688 00:46:51,237 --> 00:46:53,536 [Maria giggles] 689 00:46:53,536 --> 00:46:56,275 - [Maria] Love that film. - [Laraib] Look at her. 690 00:46:56,275 --> 00:46:58,244 - Gorgeous. - Gorgeous. 691 00:46:58,244 --> 00:47:02,952 [Laraib] You're gorgeous. Look at all this fucking hair! 692 00:47:02,952 --> 00:47:05,922 [Voices fade, music continues] 693 00:47:05,922 --> 00:47:07,451 [Maria] Thought you said this was live. 694 00:47:07,451 --> 00:47:09,519 I thought you said this is where fascination happens. 695 00:47:09,519 --> 00:47:13,127 - Give it a couple hours, please, please. - Laraibs! It's dead. 696 00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:17,296 Argh! Couple hours, a bit more. 697 00:47:18,869 --> 00:47:23,038 - You're lying. What do you take me for? - It's not my fault, it's not my fault. 698 00:47:23,038 --> 00:47:25,337 - Who's that? - [Maria] He looks funny, don't he? 699 00:47:25,337 --> 00:47:27,339 Fucking hell. 700 00:47:27,339 --> 00:47:30,540 I'm not sure about this. You're gonna get caught. 701 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:32,850 [Laraib] The only way I'm gonna get caught is if you tell him. 702 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,610 And look, I'm not really gonna get with him, am I? 703 00:47:34,610 --> 00:47:36,854 Look at the state of him. Also, I'm saving myself. 704 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,087 And this is juice, not alcohol. What's wrong about that? 705 00:47:39,087 --> 00:47:42,354 - It's an establishment for all! - [Both groan mockingly] 706 00:47:42,354 --> 00:47:44,059 [Pete] How're my birds? 707 00:47:44,059 --> 00:47:46,963 [Music - "I Thank You" by Adeva] 708 00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:51,627 - [Laraib] You got a cigarette? - [Pete] I do have a cigarette for you. 709 00:47:51,627 --> 00:47:53,871 - You wanna give it here? - Do you want a cigarette? 710 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,631 [Laraib] She doesn't smoke. 711 00:47:55,631 --> 00:47:57,875 - Mm-mm. - [Lighter clicks] 712 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,943 ♪ I thank you.♪. 713 00:48:01,406 --> 00:48:02,506 [Laraib] Go on. 714 00:48:02,506 --> 00:48:04,948 - [Pete] You done? - [Laraib] Mm-mm. 715 00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:08,446 It's too much. There we go, well done. 716 00:48:10,646 --> 00:48:13,154 - Busy in here, innit, eh? - Yeah, well busy. 717 00:48:13,154 --> 00:48:16,025 - Busy on my pager, too. - Ah, popular guy! 718 00:48:17,059 --> 00:48:18,621 What we got here? 719 00:48:19,622 --> 00:48:21,657 Yeah... Oh! 720 00:48:21,657 --> 00:48:24,264 - Vibrations. - [Pager beeps] 721 00:48:24,264 --> 00:48:26,365 - [Laraib groans] - Here we go. 722 00:48:26,365 --> 00:48:28,664 [Toilet flushes] 723 00:48:28,664 --> 00:48:32,041 [Both mimic gunshots, laugh] 724 00:48:34,076 --> 00:48:37,948 Fucking hell! Me eyes look like two piss-holes in the sky. 725 00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:39,917 What I do for you. 726 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:43,679 Got something for you, though. Might make up for it a little bit. 727 00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:46,022 - Ba-ba-ba! - [Bottle spritzes] 728 00:48:46,022 --> 00:48:47,958 Calvin Klein, the latest. 729 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:51,159 Cor, smells well nice! Did he buy you that? 730 00:48:51,159 --> 00:48:52,292 [Laraib burps] 731 00:48:52,292 --> 00:48:54,228 He's good for something. 732 00:48:54,228 --> 00:48:55,658 [Maria gasps] 733 00:48:55,658 --> 00:48:58,331 [Maria] You're drunk, you liar. Yes, you are! 734 00:48:58,331 --> 00:48:59,937 Orange juice with bits. 735 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,269 - Fancy a dance? - Raving with the dead. 736 00:49:02,269 --> 00:49:04,238 - [Laraib] Yeah. - Go on, then. 737 00:49:04,238 --> 00:49:06,372 - [Laraib] Let's go. - [Door opens] 738 00:49:06,372 --> 00:49:09,243 [Music - "Afro Dizzi Act" by Cry Sisco!] 739 00:49:09,243 --> 00:49:11,311 [Bustling chatter] 740 00:49:21,684 --> 00:49:23,422 Are you from 'round here? 741 00:49:24,423 --> 00:49:26,293 Only live 'round the corner. 742 00:49:26,293 --> 00:49:28,229 [Music - "Good Life" by Inner City] 743 00:49:28,229 --> 00:49:30,297 You sound well posh. 744 00:49:32,629 --> 00:49:34,565 [Boy] Yeah, is that a good thing? 745 00:49:34,565 --> 00:49:36,171 - [She chuckles] - Depends. 746 00:49:36,171 --> 00:49:38,239 Depends on what? 747 00:49:40,439 --> 00:49:43,981 - Oh, that was shit! - [Boy laughs] 748 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,743 I feel like you're letting me win. I feel like this is on purpose. 749 00:49:49,283 --> 00:49:51,384 You're good, aren't you? 750 00:49:52,484 --> 00:49:55,355 Do you do this a lot? Fleece guys at snooker? 751 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,031 Shut up, Chislehurst boy! 752 00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:04,100 - [Snooker cue clatters] - Oh, that was shocking! 753 00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:05,596 [Boy] That was so... 754 00:50:05,596 --> 00:50:08,071 Fucking 'ell! 755 00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:10,205 - It's my first time. - [Boy] What were you saying? 756 00:50:10,205 --> 00:50:12,273 All big and clever. 757 00:50:13,505 --> 00:50:15,573 I ain't gonna be your bit of rough. 758 00:50:16,574 --> 00:50:18,675 You make me really nervous, you know that? 759 00:50:19,676 --> 00:50:21,777 - [Maria] Do I? - [Boy] Yeah. 760 00:50:21,777 --> 00:50:24,054 You don't make me nervous. 761 00:50:25,748 --> 00:50:28,190 How does thmake you feel? 762 00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:30,753 Uh... 763 00:50:30,753 --> 00:50:32,623 Like I need another drink. 764 00:50:32,623 --> 00:50:34,790 [Balls clack, reverberate] 765 00:50:36,759 --> 00:50:39,762 [Gloomy music] 766 00:50:39,762 --> 00:50:42,369 [Low, wind-like rustling] 767 00:50:44,767 --> 00:50:47,044 Can you hear that? 768 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,343 [Pool chalk rustles] 769 00:50:49,343 --> 00:50:51,444 [Music continues] 770 00:50:57,252 --> 00:50:59,320 [Rustling reverberates] 771 00:51:09,165 --> 00:51:11,530 [Cue tip clacks, reverberates] 772 00:51:20,539 --> 00:51:22,607 [Music continues] 773 00:51:36,258 --> 00:51:38,524 - [Music fades] - [Boy] It's your go. 774 00:51:40,658 --> 00:51:44,827 - [Music - "Good Life" by Inner City] - [Boy] It's your go. 775 00:51:46,466 --> 00:51:48,534 [Music stops] 776 00:52:01,481 --> 00:52:03,549 [Stairs creak] 777 00:52:05,617 --> 00:52:07,685 [Door shuts] 778 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,199 [Whispers] Can I... Can I stay here tonight, please? 779 00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:18,366 Can you get Michelle to call my mum? 780 00:52:18,366 --> 00:52:20,434 [Laraib stifles laughter] 781 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:24,273 [Thump] 782 00:52:33,579 --> 00:52:37,418 Maria, make me bread and water, please. 783 00:52:37,418 --> 00:52:39,882 Promise. 784 00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:01,409 [Fridge door shuts] 785 00:53:11,716 --> 00:53:14,191 [Packet crinkles] 786 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,628 [Cup clinks] 787 00:53:31,835 --> 00:53:33,903 [Tap continues running] 788 00:53:45,849 --> 00:53:47,917 [Water trickles] 789 00:53:49,919 --> 00:53:51,888 [Door shuts] 790 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,399 [Eerie music] 791 00:53:57,399 --> 00:53:59,467 [Water drips] 792 00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:06,408 [Music continues] 793 00:54:20,620 --> 00:54:22,721 Crack the egg. 794 00:54:23,722 --> 00:54:25,922 [Marie laughs, trampoline rattles] 795 00:54:25,922 --> 00:54:27,990 [Dreamy music] 796 00:54:34,634 --> 00:54:36,702 [Maria squeals] 797 00:54:42,543 --> 00:54:44,743 [Both laugh] 798 00:54:54,423 --> 00:54:56,359 [Music continues] 799 00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:57,954 [Cigarette sizzles] 800 00:54:57,954 --> 00:55:00,022 [Music fades] 801 00:55:02,057 --> 00:55:04,301 I was a crack baby. 802 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,405 That's how I ended up here with Michelle. 803 00:55:11,836 --> 00:55:13,904 In and out of places. 804 00:55:16,742 --> 00:55:18,810 Sorry. 805 00:55:23,749 --> 00:55:25,817 [Maria laughs] 806 00:55:28,050 --> 00:55:30,723 [Both laugh] 807 00:56:03,723 --> 00:56:06,363 One good turn... 808 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,057 deserves another. 809 00:56:09,058 --> 00:56:11,126 [Ruminative music] 810 00:56:38,054 --> 00:56:40,122 [She laughs] 811 00:56:55,676 --> 00:56:57,612 - [Michelle] Oi. - [Music fades abruptly] 812 00:56:58,679 --> 00:57:00,747 What ya playing at? 813 00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:07,490 [Door shuts] 814 00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:10,625 Mum, can you call Laraib's dad, please, 815 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:13,122 - let them know she's here? - Again? 816 00:57:20,668 --> 00:57:22,736 [Door opens] 817 00:57:31,173 --> 00:57:33,846 [She urinates; Guttural groaning] 818 00:57:39,082 --> 00:57:40,985 My God, Maria. 819 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,528 You piss like a horse. 820 00:57:47,959 --> 00:57:49,994 [Urinating grows louder] 821 00:57:57,771 --> 00:58:00,004 [Urinating stops] 822 00:58:00,004 --> 00:58:02,545 - Uh-huh. - [Fridge door shuts] 823 00:58:02,545 --> 00:58:05,075 - You know how you get milk? - How? 824 00:58:05,075 --> 00:58:08,683 They drill holes in your cows, and they come out like that. 825 00:58:08,683 --> 00:58:09,981 - Oh, do they? - Uh-huh. 826 00:58:09,981 --> 00:58:11,818 You know what? They do worse to women. 827 00:58:11,818 --> 00:58:14,084 Worse to women? Worse than cows? 828 00:58:14,084 --> 00:58:16,592 Hard on top soggy on bottom, just the way I like it. 829 00:58:16,592 --> 00:58:19,188 Oh, I know that's how you like it. 830 00:58:19,188 --> 00:58:20,596 [Knock at door] 831 00:58:20,596 --> 00:58:23,896 - Oh, my God! - [Man] Open the door! 832 00:58:23,896 --> 00:58:26,195 Open the door! 833 00:58:26,195 --> 00:58:28,263 Where is she? 834 00:58:30,672 --> 00:58:31,871 Where is she? 835 00:58:32,872 --> 00:58:35,138 - Really? Really? - What? 836 00:58:35,138 --> 00:58:37,943 Enough of this bullshit. Move, move, move. Out. 837 00:58:37,943 --> 00:58:41,848 Michelle rang to say I was here, didn't she? 838 00:58:41,848 --> 00:58:47,183 Janice? Who the fuck is Janice? What, you? You?! Fucking nosy parker! 839 00:58:47,183 --> 00:58:49,086 - [Laraib's Dad] Just move. - [Janice] What did I do?! 840 00:58:49,086 --> 00:58:52,089 - Really? - Love you lots, my lady. 841 00:58:52,089 --> 00:58:54,124 Come on, move. 842 00:58:54,124 --> 00:58:57,160 - What the fuck are you looking at? - Hi, how are you? 843 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,602 [Laraib's Dad] Just get inside and shut up. 844 00:59:01,098 --> 00:59:03,166 'Orrible. 845 00:59:08,204 --> 00:59:10,712 [Knock at door] 846 00:59:10,712 --> 00:59:13,550 Fuck sake! Sod's law. 847 00:59:18,984 --> 00:59:24,594 Oh, shit, it's my A-level certificates. I gotta sign, right? 848 00:59:24,594 --> 00:59:29,126 Does Maria Strepp live here? Daughter of...Cynthia Strepp? 849 00:59:31,293 --> 00:59:33,163 Once, yeah. That is me. 850 00:59:34,164 --> 00:59:36,166 I'm, uh... 851 00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:38,036 sorry for your loss. 852 00:59:40,808 --> 00:59:45,010 Bit late, mate. Surely you don't hold on to those for this long. 853 00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:46,880 It's been over ten years. 854 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,750 Miss Strepp, we only deliver recently deceased. 855 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:52,820 So, she would have died sometime in the last...two weeks? 856 00:59:53,887 --> 00:59:55,955 Sorry for your loss. 857 00:59:57,187 --> 00:59:59,156 I'm delivering Broomfield now. 858 01:00:00,355 --> 01:00:04,029 You wanna put some witch hazel on that. Works wonders. 859 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,770 I'm on a timer, you see, love. So sorry again. 860 01:00:13,104 --> 01:00:15,238 [Melancholy music] 861 01:00:19,847 --> 01:00:21,915 [Music continues] 862 01:00:27,756 --> 01:00:29,824 [Music fades] 863 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,388 So, you're the woman, huh? 864 01:00:36,765 --> 01:00:38,327 D'you want a bit? 865 01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:41,968 [Knock at door] 866 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,677 [Door shuts] 867 01:00:48,909 --> 01:00:53,815 Dad's sending me away. Um, he's sending me away for good. 868 01:00:53,815 --> 01:00:56,081 And I... And I don't know when I'm coming back. 869 01:00:56,081 --> 01:00:57,951 - What do you mean? - He's sending me away... 870 01:00:57,951 --> 01:00:59,986 What do you mean, going away? To... To Kurdistan? 871 01:00:59,986 --> 01:01:03,825 I can't go there, no-one can. But I don't know where I'm being sent. 872 01:01:03,825 --> 01:01:08,225 And... And I'm getting back for an exorcism. 873 01:01:08,225 --> 01:01:12,196 And they... they said I'm not coming back, and... 874 01:01:12,196 --> 01:01:14,704 And he found out about everything, Maria. 875 01:01:14,704 --> 01:01:17,234 He found out about the pub, he found out about Pete, 876 01:01:17,234 --> 01:01:21,975 And Kadeeja just stood there. Just stood there, and didn't say anything. 877 01:01:21,975 --> 01:01:24,142 We're supposed to grow old together. What do you mean? 878 01:01:24,142 --> 01:01:25,814 - We can't! - You're not going away! 879 01:01:25,814 --> 01:01:27,882 - [Laraib sobs] - We can't. 880 01:01:29,279 --> 01:01:31,413 He said I'm going away for good. 881 01:01:31,413 --> 01:01:35,824 Birmingham tonight, and then I don't know where the next day, but... 882 01:01:35,824 --> 01:01:39,388 but it's over, and... 883 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,766 I can't. I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back. 884 01:01:45,229 --> 01:01:47,132 - [Laraib's Dad] Maria. - [Banging at door] 885 01:01:47,132 --> 01:01:49,134 Open the door! 886 01:01:49,134 --> 01:01:51,774 I wouldn't even mind, look, I didn't even do anything with him. 887 01:01:51,774 --> 01:01:54,139 - You know I didn't do anything with him. - I know, I'll tell him. 888 01:01:54,139 --> 01:01:56,471 Wallahi, I didn't! - I'll tell 'em all, I promise. 889 01:01:56,471 --> 01:01:58,242 Be good for me, yeah? 890 01:01:58,242 --> 01:02:00,310 [Faint birdsong] 891 01:02:12,124 --> 01:02:14,192 [Wind chimes tinkle softly] 892 01:02:21,265 --> 01:02:23,399 [Dreamy music] 893 01:02:55,299 --> 01:02:57,367 [Music continues] 894 01:03:04,209 --> 01:03:06,244 [She cries out, music fades abruptly] 895 01:03:06,244 --> 01:03:08,950 [She groans frustratedly] 896 01:03:12,052 --> 01:03:14,483 [Bowl clangs, she groans] 897 01:03:14,483 --> 01:03:16,551 [Maria pants] 898 01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:20,555 [Maria exclaims] 899 01:03:24,262 --> 01:03:26,330 [Maria breathes heavily] 900 01:03:33,337 --> 01:03:35,504 [Maria groans, strains] 901 01:03:35,504 --> 01:03:37,814 [Maria breathes heavily] 902 01:03:41,048 --> 01:03:43,116 [Michael places bottle] 903 01:03:47,318 --> 01:03:49,826 [Maria groans; Rubbing] 904 01:03:52,356 --> 01:03:54,358 [Bowl clinks] 905 01:03:54,358 --> 01:03:56,426 [Maria breathes heavily] 906 01:03:59,165 --> 01:04:01,134 [Maria groans] 907 01:04:02,102 --> 01:04:04,434 [Both strain] 908 01:04:04,434 --> 01:04:07,437 [Maria squeals, gasps; Clattering] 909 01:04:07,437 --> 01:04:09,912 [Maria breathes heavily] 910 01:04:23,090 --> 01:04:25,158 [Breathing slows, softens] 911 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,934 [Bowl clacks] 912 01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:47,917 [Soft, reverberant breathing] 913 01:04:55,155 --> 01:04:57,421 [Crowd roars, on TV] 914 01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:14,636 Michelle said she'll be 'ome later tonight. 915 01:05:14,636 --> 01:05:16,913 She's workin' overtime. 916 01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:24,250 Oi. You deaf or summin'? 917 01:06:21,241 --> 01:06:23,276 [Ashes crunch] 918 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,215 Stupid. 919 01:06:28,215 --> 01:06:30,283 [Crunching continues] 920 01:06:44,231 --> 01:06:46,398 [Heavy breathing] 921 01:06:54,076 --> 01:06:56,177 [Maria splutters] 922 01:06:57,508 --> 01:06:59,576 [Heavy breathing] 923 01:07:10,125 --> 01:07:12,193 [Soft groan] 924 01:07:15,163 --> 01:07:17,231 [She sniffs] 925 01:07:19,662 --> 01:07:21,730 [Playful grunting] 926 01:07:31,146 --> 01:07:33,214 [She squeals] 927 01:07:33,214 --> 01:07:36,250 [She growls, roars, cries out] 928 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:38,747 [Michael laughs, Maria snarls] 929 01:07:38,747 --> 01:07:40,683 [Maria grunts] 930 01:07:40,683 --> 01:07:43,191 [Maria grunts sharply] 931 01:07:43,191 --> 01:07:45,622 [Straining, grunting] 932 01:07:52,233 --> 01:07:54,598 [Maria grunts, gasps] 933 01:07:56,171 --> 01:07:58,635 [Maria pants] 934 01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:06,346 [Maria strains, grunts] 935 01:08:15,454 --> 01:08:17,522 [Both pant heavily] 936 01:08:19,194 --> 01:08:21,394 [Michael grunts exhaustedly] 937 01:08:21,394 --> 01:08:24,529 [Both moan intensely] 938 01:08:25,662 --> 01:08:27,829 [Maria groans loudly] 939 01:08:30,271 --> 01:08:32,306 [Michael groans] 940 01:08:33,472 --> 01:08:35,870 [Maria moans, breathes heavily] 941 01:08:50,753 --> 01:08:53,591 [Maria moans] 942 01:08:56,264 --> 01:08:58,332 [Moaning quickens] 943 01:08:59,828 --> 01:09:01,896 [Moaning slows] 944 01:09:09,871 --> 01:09:12,148 [Maria breathes shakily] 945 01:09:18,682 --> 01:09:21,322 [Maria breathes heavily] 946 01:09:33,862 --> 01:09:36,799 Why do you always look at me like I'm gonna turn into stone? 947 01:09:45,643 --> 01:09:47,513 [Door opens] 948 01:09:47,513 --> 01:09:49,581 [Michelle] Hello? 949 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,652 I'm out on a late. I got a double shift. 950 01:09:54,652 --> 01:09:56,522 - Got ya lunch? - [Michael] Think so. 951 01:09:56,522 --> 01:09:59,195 - [Michelle] Got ya keys? - [Michael] Yeah. 952 01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:03,793 [Door opens, shuts; Bed creaks] 953 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,610 You just woke up? 954 01:10:20,810 --> 01:10:22,614 The 'ouse has a stitch. 955 01:10:22,614 --> 01:10:24,979 [Keys jingle] 956 01:10:27,586 --> 01:10:29,555 Let's let it breathe, then. 957 01:10:29,555 --> 01:10:31,491 [Door opens] 958 01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:35,693 [Door shuts; Birdsong] 959 01:10:40,434 --> 01:10:43,734 - So, when you leaving? - Why? 960 01:10:43,734 --> 01:10:46,506 - Can't wait to see the back of me? - Give it a rest! 961 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,644 Couple weeks. Just tryna get into this one 'ouse. Seems to be taking forever. 962 01:10:52,644 --> 01:10:55,515 [Maria] It's always when you don't want somethin' it's easier. 963 01:10:55,515 --> 01:10:58,353 [Michael wheezes, laughs] 964 01:10:58,353 --> 01:11:00,685 Oh, is it, yeah? 965 01:11:00,685 --> 01:11:03,292 You're very, uh... 966 01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:04,953 well-read, aren't ya? 967 01:11:04,953 --> 01:11:07,824 Am I? You're not. 968 01:11:07,824 --> 01:11:10,992 [Michael] You fire a lotta shots, don't ya? 969 01:11:10,992 --> 01:11:13,830 - Ain't worth the bullet. - [Vehicle approaches] 970 01:11:15,634 --> 01:11:17,669 I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. 971 01:11:17,669 --> 01:11:19,275 [Eerie music] 972 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,772 [Michael, muffled] Oi. Don't be like that. 973 01:11:23,037 --> 01:11:25,314 [Music continues] 974 01:11:32,453 --> 01:11:34,719 By hook, by crook. 975 01:11:34,719 --> 01:11:37,326 [Ethereal music] 976 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:47,633 [Whispers] Oompa Loompa, stick it up your jumper. 977 01:11:47,633 --> 01:11:49,635 ..stick it up your jumper. 978 01:11:49,635 --> 01:11:51,868 ..I'll make you squirm! 979 01:11:51,868 --> 01:11:54,640 - You wiggly worm, I'll make you squirm. - [Overlapping voices] 980 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,939 And when it's time for bed, 981 01:11:56,939 --> 01:11:59,777 I'll talk and talk until you wish you were dead! 982 01:11:59,777 --> 01:12:03,946 Oompa Loompa! Stick it up your jumper! 983 01:12:03,946 --> 01:12:07,081 You little worm, I'll make you squirm! 984 01:12:07,081 --> 01:12:08,951 ..wish you were dead! 985 01:12:08,951 --> 01:12:13,560 ..I'll talk and talk until you wish you were dead! 986 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,024 - [Michael] Maria. - [Music continues] 987 01:12:16,024 --> 01:12:19,665 Maria. Maria, they're coming. Maria, let's go. 988 01:12:19,665 --> 01:12:21,832 - Maria! - [Muffled scream] 989 01:12:21,832 --> 01:12:23,900 [Music continues] 990 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,638 [Maria squeals with laughter] 991 01:12:25,638 --> 01:12:29,037 [Woman] Oi, who do you think you are? Get off my garden! 992 01:12:29,037 --> 01:12:32,810 What d'you think you're doing here? I'm 'avin the law on you! 993 01:12:32,810 --> 01:12:35,945 You little tea leaves! Get off her! Get out of here! 994 01:12:35,945 --> 01:12:38,013 Goose it! 995 01:12:40,587 --> 01:12:42,655 What do you think you are, a fucking bullfighter?! 996 01:12:42,655 --> 01:12:44,789 - Get off my garden! - [Michael cackles] 997 01:12:47,396 --> 01:12:49,893 - Hang about. - Your missus is 'ere. 998 01:12:49,893 --> 01:12:52,599 A looker, Michael. Well out of your league. 999 01:12:52,599 --> 01:12:55,503 [Both chuckle] 1000 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,710 [He breathes heavily] 1001 01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:10,815 [Objects clatter; Indistinct conversation] 1002 01:13:10,815 --> 01:13:12,553 - [Leah] Yeah. - [Michelle] Or just take it easy. 1003 01:13:12,553 --> 01:13:14,016 Oh, here he is. 1004 01:13:14,016 --> 01:13:16,524 - Hiya. - [Michael] Hiya, how you doing? 1005 01:13:16,524 --> 01:13:19,395 - [Michael kisses] - Yeah, good, yeah. 1006 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,727 So, yeah, we're thinking of painting the walls yellow. 1007 01:13:21,727 --> 01:13:25,698 Yellow? Bit sickly, innit? No, it's in, and... 1008 01:13:25,698 --> 01:13:26,996 We don't know what it is yet. 1009 01:13:26,996 --> 01:13:28,668 - [Michelle] Aw! - Yeah. 1010 01:13:28,668 --> 01:13:31,165 - Old school! - [Sam laughs] 1011 01:13:31,165 --> 01:13:33,134 [Ellie] Sun's nice, innit? 1012 01:13:33,134 --> 01:13:35,510 [Holly] Can't believe it's gonna piss down in an hour. 1013 01:13:35,510 --> 01:13:37,446 Well, it never goes up, does it? 1014 01:13:39,041 --> 01:13:42,484 You're so weird. She's off her trolley, mate. 1015 01:13:42,484 --> 01:13:45,652 Grab Maria, will ya? I got some clothes the girls don't want. 1016 01:13:45,652 --> 01:13:47,181 See if she fancies 'em. 1017 01:13:47,181 --> 01:13:50,921 - Maria? Come down 'ere a minute? - [Maria] One sec! 1018 01:13:51,988 --> 01:13:54,496 - Ooh, that's nice. - Yeah, I think she'd love 'em. 1019 01:13:56,630 --> 01:13:59,127 [Sam] Hi, what you think of these, Maria? 1020 01:13:59,127 --> 01:14:00,964 - [Maria scoffs] - [Sam] So? 1021 01:14:00,964 --> 01:14:04,506 [Michelle] Oh, look, this is Leah, Michael's girlfriend. 1022 01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:08,070 I just realised all three of you got names beginning with M. 1023 01:14:08,070 --> 01:14:11,007 - Nice to meet ya. - [Leah] How strange. 1024 01:14:11,007 --> 01:14:12,844 [Leah] Give us a hug. 1025 01:14:13,878 --> 01:14:15,517 [Sam] Aw. 1026 01:14:15,517 --> 01:14:17,585 [Michael] Right, let's get you home, shall we? 1027 01:14:17,585 --> 01:14:19,180 You need some early nights. 1028 01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:21,182 - [Leah] "We", you mean. - [Michael] "We." 1029 01:14:21,182 --> 01:14:23,217 - Look at the state of it. - [Door shuts] 1030 01:14:23,217 --> 01:14:24,955 - The state of it. - [Laughter] 1031 01:14:24,955 --> 01:14:27,188 Oh, Michael, did she get home okay? 1032 01:14:27,188 --> 01:14:29,630 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Oh, she's lovely. 1033 01:14:29,630 --> 01:14:30,829 Yeah. 1034 01:14:30,829 --> 01:14:32,864 Michael, if you was on Blind Date, 1035 01:14:32,864 --> 01:14:35,130 what would your statement be? 1036 01:14:35,130 --> 01:14:39,871 "Michael from South East London will take you and ya bins out." 1037 01:14:39,871 --> 01:14:41,840 [Laughter] 1038 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,842 Behave, girls! 1039 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,779 Oh. 1040 01:14:47,780 --> 01:14:48,847 Look at that one. 1041 01:14:48,847 --> 01:14:50,948 [Chair scrapes floor] 1042 01:14:52,851 --> 01:14:54,919 [Chair creaks] 1043 01:15:02,795 --> 01:15:05,633 I'm gonna be a dad. 1044 01:15:05,633 --> 01:15:07,701 S'pose. 1045 01:15:09,263 --> 01:15:11,639 I dunno, it just happened so fast. 1046 01:15:12,739 --> 01:15:14,807 That's what she said. 1047 01:15:14,807 --> 01:15:16,875 Div. 1048 01:15:20,780 --> 01:15:22,584 [Michael chuckles softly] 1049 01:15:24,982 --> 01:15:26,918 I gotta cut some of the pensioners' hair tomorrow. 1050 01:15:26,918 --> 01:15:30,086 - Oh, yeah, great. - There's some pastry in the fridge. 1051 01:15:30,086 --> 01:15:32,627 - We can stick it in the microwave, yeah? - [Sam] Night! 1052 01:15:32,627 --> 01:15:36,191 - Thank you, bye! Bye. - [Michelle] See you tomorrow. 1053 01:15:39,293 --> 01:15:42,802 Don't put that straight back in the fridge, will ya? 'Cause we'll all get ill. 1054 01:15:44,672 --> 01:15:47,576 I remember when you both turned up here. 1055 01:15:47,576 --> 01:15:50,106 - Little rapscallions. - [She chuckles] 1056 01:15:50,106 --> 01:15:53,582 Right...'night. 1057 01:15:53,582 --> 01:15:54,946 'Night, Michelle. 1058 01:15:54,946 --> 01:15:57,014 [She kisses] 1059 01:15:58,653 --> 01:16:00,721 [Footsteps recede upstairs] 1060 01:16:02,184 --> 01:16:04,252 [Maria chuckles] 1061 01:16:21,005 --> 01:16:23,337 [Maria laughs, screams] 1062 01:16:23,337 --> 01:16:25,680 [Gloomy music] 1063 01:16:45,865 --> 01:16:47,834 Red sky at night... 1064 01:16:47,834 --> 01:16:49,902 shepherd's delight. 1065 01:16:50,969 --> 01:16:53,037 [Music continues] 1066 01:16:57,712 --> 01:16:59,780 [Tense music] 1067 01:17:04,312 --> 01:17:06,919 [Distorted rumbling] 1068 01:17:06,919 --> 01:17:08,954 [Michael, echoing] What have you done, Maria? 1069 01:17:08,954 --> 01:17:10,956 [Eerie music] 1070 01:17:13,354 --> 01:17:15,697 - Rat King. - [Music fades] 1071 01:17:15,697 --> 01:17:17,897 What did you just say? 1072 01:17:17,897 --> 01:17:19,899 [She breathes shakily] 1073 01:17:19,899 --> 01:17:21,967 I didn't say anything. 1074 01:17:23,705 --> 01:17:26,004 [Maria pants, breathes shakily] 1075 01:17:31,713 --> 01:17:33,781 I'm mad about ya. 1076 01:17:34,782 --> 01:17:37,147 [Shaky breathing continues] 1077 01:17:56,738 --> 01:17:58,806 I mean it. 1078 01:17:59,906 --> 01:18:02,337 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1079 01:18:04,306 --> 01:18:06,374 'Ave over, Paul Weller. 1080 01:18:12,182 --> 01:18:14,217 [Footsteps recede upstairs] 1081 01:18:18,188 --> 01:18:19,959 - Boo! - [Maria screams] 1082 01:18:19,959 --> 01:18:22,291 - [Michael chuckles] - Berk! 1083 01:18:24,062 --> 01:18:25,393 Why are you home? 1084 01:18:25,393 --> 01:18:27,131 - Huh? - Why are you home? 1085 01:18:27,131 --> 01:18:29,133 Oh, uh, well, I felt a bit poorly. 1086 01:18:29,133 --> 01:18:31,267 So, I thought we could spend a day together. 1087 01:18:31,267 --> 01:18:33,236 Well, I've got stuff to do. 1088 01:18:33,236 --> 01:18:34,842 - Oh, you got stuff to do? - Yeah. 1089 01:18:34,842 --> 01:18:36,173 - Yeah, like what? - Mind ya own. 1090 01:18:36,173 --> 01:18:38,142 Mind... All right. 1091 01:18:38,142 --> 01:18:40,210 [Mellow music] 1092 01:18:43,752 --> 01:18:45,820 [Music continues] 1093 01:19:02,397 --> 01:19:04,971 [Maria whistles] 1094 01:19:11,307 --> 01:19:12,781 It's part of it. 1095 01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:14,849 You're joking. 1096 01:19:16,114 --> 01:19:18,149 You're pulling my leg. 1097 01:19:18,149 --> 01:19:20,448 D'you make me right, though? 1098 01:19:20,448 --> 01:19:22,516 Don't be daft. 1099 01:19:25,486 --> 01:19:27,224 We can't do that. 1100 01:19:27,224 --> 01:19:29,259 I want you to press it here like before. 1101 01:19:29,259 --> 01:19:31,459 Before? 1102 01:19:31,459 --> 01:19:35,166 Yes, yes, yes! 1103 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:37,267 [Music continues] 1104 01:19:38,939 --> 01:19:40,809 You're a funny little biscuit. 1105 01:19:43,009 --> 01:19:45,341 [Iron sizzles, both yell] 1106 01:19:45,341 --> 01:19:48,179 [Music stops, reverberates] 1107 01:19:48,179 --> 01:19:52,018 - We gotta get you to the hospital. - It's a bruise, that's all. 1108 01:19:52,018 --> 01:19:53,954 Just take ya shorts off, all right? 1109 01:19:55,857 --> 01:19:57,485 - [Maria moans] - And get ya waist in. 1110 01:19:57,485 --> 01:19:59,553 [Knock at door] 1111 01:20:01,159 --> 01:20:03,359 [Maria moans] 1112 01:20:13,435 --> 01:20:15,272 [Leah] Why aren't you at work? 1113 01:20:15,272 --> 01:20:18,814 Went to meet you for lunch, the boys said you didn't even call. 1114 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,179 They all thought I was 'avin the baby, absolute numbskulls. 1115 01:20:21,179 --> 01:20:23,918 Honestly, they think a baby takes six months. 1116 01:20:23,918 --> 01:20:25,480 Full of sh... 1117 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:30,353 I was quite sick in the night, babe. Don't want you and the baby to get it. 1118 01:20:30,353 --> 01:20:33,191 Right, well, why didn't you call me and let me know? 1119 01:20:33,191 --> 01:20:35,259 And why is your shirt wet? 1120 01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:38,031 I was having a bath. 1121 01:20:38,031 --> 01:20:40,836 - 'Ere? That's a bit weird. - Nah, no-one's in. 1122 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,102 I just, uh... Listen, I really don't feel well. 1123 01:20:43,102 --> 01:20:45,137 - Well, can I come in, then? - Nah, it's best if ya... 1124 01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:47,007 best if ya don't, I think. 1125 01:20:47,007 --> 01:20:49,042 - All right, you can just fuck off. - No, Leah, Leah, Leah... 1126 01:20:49,042 --> 01:20:51,847 - Here's your lunch too, silly bollocks. - Don't be like that. 1127 01:20:53,244 --> 01:20:55,609 [Door shuts, wind chimes tinkle softly] 1128 01:20:56,951 --> 01:20:59,019 What are you playing at? 1129 01:21:00,416 --> 01:21:03,221 I can smell a memory. 1130 01:21:03,221 --> 01:21:05,223 We've gotta put some Savlon on it. 1131 01:21:05,223 --> 01:21:07,291 Right? It's not? 1132 01:21:09,029 --> 01:21:11,526 Not yet. 1133 01:21:11,526 --> 01:21:13,330 Come here. 1134 01:21:13,330 --> 01:21:15,431 [Dreamy music] 1135 01:21:21,305 --> 01:21:23,571 [Soft crackling] 1136 01:22:03,281 --> 01:22:06,086 [Music continues, Maria winces] 1137 01:22:18,164 --> 01:22:20,232 [Maria whimpers] 1138 01:22:21,695 --> 01:22:25,006 [Soft crackling; Both laugh] 1139 01:22:31,342 --> 01:22:34,708 [Maria gasps, laughs, squeals] 1140 01:22:36,380 --> 01:22:39,548 [Kissing; Maria inhales sharply, laughs] 1141 01:22:39,548 --> 01:22:41,616 [Music continues] 1142 01:22:55,465 --> 01:22:57,533 [Music fades] 1143 01:22:58,699 --> 01:23:00,976 [Janice] You all right, love? 1144 01:23:04,012 --> 01:23:06,245 Oh, that's charming. 1145 01:23:18,323 --> 01:23:20,391 [Train rumbles] 1146 01:23:26,496 --> 01:23:28,564 [Train horn] 1147 01:23:35,769 --> 01:23:38,046 [Train recedes] 1148 01:23:38,046 --> 01:23:40,180 Can I help ya? 1149 01:23:41,544 --> 01:23:43,612 Is it a present? 1150 01:23:45,383 --> 01:23:48,716 [Man] In fact, it is. For my daughter for Christmas. 1151 01:23:50,058 --> 01:23:52,720 What's your name? Come sit next to me. 1152 01:23:55,591 --> 01:23:57,725 Can I have it for sumfin'? 1153 01:23:58,726 --> 01:24:01,531 [Man] Well...never know ya luck. 1154 01:24:03,236 --> 01:24:04,765 If it's good enough. 1155 01:24:04,765 --> 01:24:07,339 Risk it for a biscuit, that's what they say. 1156 01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,155 You ought to ask Santa buy you a new pair of drawers, love. 1157 01:24:21,155 --> 01:24:25,192 - I can see your skid marks! - [He laughs hysterically] 1158 01:24:29,526 --> 01:24:31,627 [Laughter continues] 1159 01:24:36,203 --> 01:24:38,304 I wish you well to use it! 1160 01:24:38,304 --> 01:24:40,240 [Laughter continues] 1161 01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,373 Piss-head. 1162 01:24:41,373 --> 01:24:43,441 [Drum roll] 1163 01:24:47,148 --> 01:24:49,612 [Train rumbles, rattles] 1164 01:25:01,492 --> 01:25:04,363 [Rumbling, rattling intensify] 1165 01:25:04,363 --> 01:25:06,860 [Shriek reverberates] 1166 01:25:08,268 --> 01:25:10,633 [Binman] She ain't all there, your mate, is she, Mike? 1167 01:25:10,633 --> 01:25:12,569 A few sandwiches short of a loaf, boy! 1168 01:25:12,569 --> 01:25:15,176 Good job ya never spunked in that one, son! 1169 01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:17,244 - Hey-hey! - Piss off! 1170 01:25:18,344 --> 01:25:20,412 Maria, what is that? 1171 01:25:20,412 --> 01:25:22,414 Maria, where did you get that?! 1172 01:25:22,414 --> 01:25:25,153 - [She laughs] - Even your own shit can blind ya. 1173 01:25:25,153 --> 01:25:27,287 [Michael] Hang on, I'm asking you where did you get it? 1174 01:25:27,287 --> 01:25:29,355 It's not for you! 1175 01:25:30,356 --> 01:25:32,589 - I thought we did this together. - Yeah, well, even worms turn. 1176 01:25:32,589 --> 01:25:34,492 What are you on about? Have you taken something? 1177 01:25:34,492 --> 01:25:36,593 Where there's no sense, there's no feelin', is there? 1178 01:25:36,593 --> 01:25:37,891 Pudding 'ead! 1179 01:25:39,299 --> 01:25:40,663 [Drum beats] 1180 01:25:44,370 --> 01:25:47,241 - Get off! - [Both grunt] 1181 01:25:47,241 --> 01:25:51,806 Get off! Get off me! Get off! 1182 01:25:51,806 --> 01:25:55,546 Get off! Leave me be! Leave me be! 1183 01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,185 - Leave me be! - I'm trying to play! 1184 01:25:57,185 --> 01:25:59,814 I'm fed up of you trying to conduct what's in me. 1185 01:25:59,814 --> 01:26:01,750 Get lost! 1186 01:26:02,751 --> 01:26:05,358 A green-eyed monster's not a good look for you, you know that? 1187 01:26:05,358 --> 01:26:08,724 You know, you can be real fucking nasty, do you know that? 1188 01:26:08,724 --> 01:26:12,365 - [Janice] Oi, no need for that. - [Michael] You can piss of an' all! 1189 01:26:12,365 --> 01:26:14,169 [Janice] Nasty man. 1190 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:17,304 [Michael shrieks] 1191 01:26:20,472 --> 01:26:23,541 [Michael shrieks] 1192 01:26:26,544 --> 01:26:29,217 [Michael shrieks] 1193 01:26:29,217 --> 01:26:31,615 [Dog barks in distance] 1194 01:26:31,615 --> 01:26:33,815 [Door opens] 1195 01:26:33,815 --> 01:26:36,323 - Hello? You in? - [Door shuts] 1196 01:26:37,522 --> 01:26:40,261 Fuck's sake, what's that smell? 1197 01:26:40,261 --> 01:26:42,494 - Ooh, it's boilin' in 'ere. - [She exhales] 1198 01:26:51,734 --> 01:26:54,737 Did Michael say he's staying at Leah's tonight? 1199 01:26:54,737 --> 01:26:56,805 [She exclaims] 1200 01:26:57,938 --> 01:27:00,677 Why is the heating on? 1201 01:27:00,677 --> 01:27:03,383 - What the hell? What's this? - [Maria] What? 1202 01:27:03,383 --> 01:27:05,418 - What do you mean, "what"? - Dunno what that is, Mum. 1203 01:27:05,418 --> 01:27:07,948 Well, take a butchers. Bleedin' reeks in there! 1204 01:27:09,356 --> 01:27:11,523 Is this you or Michael? 1205 01:27:11,523 --> 01:27:13,954 Well, I best 'ave a word with him when he gets in. 1206 01:27:13,954 --> 01:27:15,725 Take 'em to the bin outside, will ya? 1207 01:27:15,725 --> 01:27:17,793 [Bags rustle] 1208 01:27:19,828 --> 01:27:22,501 What is it? 1209 01:27:22,501 --> 01:27:24,569 Is this a joke? 1210 01:27:25,537 --> 01:27:27,605 What's that face for? 1211 01:27:30,773 --> 01:27:32,841 Grumpy cow. 1212 01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:36,548 [Objects clatter] 1213 01:27:41,289 --> 01:27:43,489 [Box thuds, bags rustle] 1214 01:27:45,018 --> 01:27:46,822 [Lid slams] 1215 01:27:49,396 --> 01:27:51,365 [She groans] 1216 01:27:51,365 --> 01:27:55,303 [Michelle] There's shit all on the skirtin'. 1217 01:27:55,303 --> 01:27:57,437 Looks like crusty mince everywhere. 1218 01:27:57,437 --> 01:28:00,803 You not noticed? I never noticed. 1219 01:28:00,803 --> 01:28:03,344 It's fucking sweatin' in 'ere. 1220 01:28:04,477 --> 01:28:06,941 I suppose I'll have to pay for that an' all. 1221 01:28:06,941 --> 01:28:09,042 Why is the heating on? It's not even cold out today. 1222 01:28:09,042 --> 01:28:10,714 I was cold. 1223 01:28:10,714 --> 01:28:12,584 [Michelle] Well, stick a jumper on, then. 1224 01:28:12,584 --> 01:28:14,718 What exactly do you do all day? 1225 01:28:14,718 --> 01:28:17,655 Would it hurt you to tidy up a bit? Eh? 1226 01:28:17,655 --> 01:28:20,394 I've come in every night, and you're nowhere to be found. 1227 01:28:20,394 --> 01:28:23,628 I'm running around like a blue-arsed fly, tidying up after ya. 1228 01:28:23,628 --> 01:28:26,664 It's like a bloody dosshouse in 'ere. 1229 01:28:26,664 --> 01:28:29,304 You can't keep doing nothin' all day. 1230 01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:30,965 It's five months since ya left school. 1231 01:28:31,966 --> 01:28:33,968 Cor, it fuckin' stinks in 'ere. 1232 01:28:33,968 --> 01:28:37,576 And you, you smell like a rat's crawled up your arse and died. 1233 01:28:37,576 --> 01:28:40,447 When was the last time you had a bath? Or a shower? 1234 01:28:42,042 --> 01:28:43,681 Dunno what to say. 1235 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,882 I've had it up to here. 1236 01:28:46,882 --> 01:28:49,082 I can't take it, I'm going to Sam's. 1237 01:28:51,051 --> 01:28:54,593 For crying out loud, start helping me out a bit, will ya? 1238 01:28:54,593 --> 01:28:56,661 Start in the living room. 1239 01:28:56,661 --> 01:28:58,729 Fuck's sake. 1240 01:29:00,632 --> 01:29:02,832 [Door opens] 1241 01:29:02,832 --> 01:29:04,900 [Door shuts] 1242 01:29:09,773 --> 01:29:11,610 [Bags rustle] 1243 01:29:13,381 --> 01:29:14,976 [She giggles] 1244 01:29:14,976 --> 01:29:17,044 [Bin lid shuts] 1245 01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,422 [Door shuts] 1246 01:29:25,492 --> 01:29:28,363 [She screams] 1247 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,431 [She growls] 1248 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,568 [Crow caws in distance] 1249 01:29:37,636 --> 01:29:38,934 [She groans] 1250 01:29:40,067 --> 01:29:41,706 [She yells] 1251 01:29:47,140 --> 01:29:49,043 [Mellow music ] 1252 01:30:06,027 --> 01:30:08,128 [She laughs] 1253 01:30:11,098 --> 01:30:12,869 [She shrieks] 1254 01:30:12,869 --> 01:30:14,871 [She laughs ecstatically] 1255 01:30:14,871 --> 01:30:16,642 Bins. 1256 01:30:17,775 --> 01:30:19,843 They hold secrets in them. 1257 01:30:21,647 --> 01:30:23,715 [Music continues] 1258 01:30:28,654 --> 01:30:30,722 [She mutters] 1259 01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,628 Hello, darling. 1260 01:30:36,794 --> 01:30:40,699 [Softly] And I'll call you... Salt and Vinegar. 1261 01:30:42,503 --> 01:30:44,571 [She groans] 1262 01:30:45,902 --> 01:30:47,970 [Music fades] 1263 01:30:50,170 --> 01:30:52,447 [Bird screeches] 1264 01:30:57,947 --> 01:31:01,214 It's my stream. And I'm rowing in it tonight. 1265 01:31:12,500 --> 01:31:14,568 [Uneasy music] 1266 01:31:27,009 --> 01:31:29,077 [Music fades] 1267 01:31:41,892 --> 01:31:43,091 Stillbirth. 1268 01:31:48,030 --> 01:31:50,670 I carried her the whole nine yards. 1269 01:31:50,670 --> 01:31:52,738 It was the doctor's fault. 1270 01:31:55,774 --> 01:31:58,546 I hear her. 1271 01:31:58,546 --> 01:32:02,143 I... You know, her voice before she had one... 1272 01:32:02,143 --> 01:32:04,112 See... 1273 01:32:04,112 --> 01:32:06,114 you can't break mothers' bonds. 1274 01:32:06,114 --> 01:32:07,918 [Dreamy music] 1275 01:32:07,918 --> 01:32:10,085 [Maria hums softly] 1276 01:32:11,251 --> 01:32:13,693 [WomaWhen babies lay on their mother's chest, 1277 01:32:13,693 --> 01:32:16,289 no matter what age, their heartbeats will sync up. 1278 01:32:18,566 --> 01:32:20,634 Did you know that? 1279 01:32:24,099 --> 01:32:26,607 [MariYou ought to get a coat. 1280 01:32:27,608 --> 01:32:29,676 [Music, humming continue] 1281 01:32:44,856 --> 01:32:47,155 [Unnerving music] 1282 01:32:49,157 --> 01:32:52,996 [WomaGrief will take you with it, if you let it. 1283 01:32:52,996 --> 01:32:55,196 [Humming continues] 1284 01:32:56,670 --> 01:32:58,738 [Door opens] 1285 01:33:10,717 --> 01:33:13,588 [Shoes thud softly] 1286 01:33:26,095 --> 01:33:27,998 Where've you been? 1287 01:33:29,065 --> 01:33:30,264 Eh? 1288 01:33:31,639 --> 01:33:34,136 Your lips are blue. Eh? 1289 01:33:34,136 --> 01:33:36,204 [Softly] You're back. 1290 01:33:40,241 --> 01:33:43,013 You're freezing, ya wally. 1291 01:33:43,013 --> 01:33:44,916 [Maria] I've got the irits, Michael. 1292 01:33:55,256 --> 01:33:58,930 [Michael] Chillblains. You heard of socks and shoes? 1293 01:34:04,364 --> 01:34:06,905 - [Maria winces, groans] - It's cold. 1294 01:34:09,974 --> 01:34:12,042 [Muffled scream] 1295 01:34:13,241 --> 01:34:15,683 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1296 01:34:17,883 --> 01:34:19,885 [Maria groans] 1297 01:34:20,886 --> 01:34:23,350 God, it really stings. 1298 01:34:23,350 --> 01:34:25,726 Ain't gonna help you. 1299 01:34:25,726 --> 01:34:27,420 [Water sloshes softly] 1300 01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:28,927 [Maria groans] 1301 01:34:53,952 --> 01:34:56,020 Won't this feed it? 1302 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:29,916 [Michael] It's not just like that, you know. 1303 01:36:39,893 --> 01:36:41,961 There are other things. 1304 01:36:43,490 --> 01:36:45,965 Lots of other things. 1305 01:37:03,312 --> 01:37:05,886 Those'll have to come off, too. 1306 01:37:12,420 --> 01:37:14,488 D'you want me to? 1307 01:37:18,030 --> 01:37:20,230 [Tense music] 1308 01:37:26,203 --> 01:37:28,139 If you must. 1309 01:37:28,139 --> 01:37:30,405 [Tender music] 1310 01:37:55,298 --> 01:37:57,366 [Maria coughs] 1311 01:37:59,434 --> 01:38:01,502 [Michael moans] 1312 01:38:10,984 --> 01:38:13,052 [Michael grunts] 1313 01:38:15,549 --> 01:38:17,991 [Maria laughs] 1314 01:38:24,327 --> 01:38:26,032 [Maria laughs] 1315 01:38:26,032 --> 01:38:28,430 [Michael groans, breathes heavily] 1316 01:38:39,914 --> 01:38:41,982 [Breathing slow, softens] 1317 01:38:48,153 --> 01:38:50,320 [Music continues, chimes tinkle softly] 1318 01:39:16,313 --> 01:39:20,350 I'll call you...Salt and Vinegary. 1319 01:39:20,350 --> 01:39:21,549 [She squeaks] 1320 01:39:21,549 --> 01:39:23,617 [Music continues] 1321 01:39:28,193 --> 01:39:29,722 Hello. 1322 01:39:29,722 --> 01:39:31,999 [Music fades] 1323 01:39:33,033 --> 01:39:35,167 Cor, blimey! 1324 01:39:35,167 --> 01:39:37,235 [Knock at door] 1325 01:39:42,075 --> 01:39:44,374 Oh, hello, darling. Come in. 1326 01:39:45,672 --> 01:39:47,575 We were meant to be going out, um... 1327 01:39:47,575 --> 01:39:51,183 I think he went out on the lash with his mates last night. 1328 01:39:51,183 --> 01:39:54,615 - Is he in, Michelle? - He... He's not really decent, Leah. 1329 01:39:54,615 --> 01:39:56,551 - Musta been pissed as a fart. - [She chuckles] 1330 01:39:56,551 --> 01:39:58,190 God, what is he like? 1331 01:40:00,357 --> 01:40:02,722 Is that what I think it is? 1332 01:40:04,328 --> 01:40:07,298 - He asked me yesterday. - [Michelle] Aw! 1333 01:40:07,298 --> 01:40:11,500 [Michelle] Oh, don't worry about her, she sleeps enough as it is. 1334 01:40:11,500 --> 01:40:14,305 Go on, you go in and wake him up. I'll stick the kettle on. 1335 01:40:19,277 --> 01:40:21,510 Lazy git. Michael! 1336 01:40:21,510 --> 01:40:23,578 Michael. 1337 01:40:25,184 --> 01:40:27,615 Why are you wearing nothing? 1338 01:40:27,615 --> 01:40:29,650 Ugh. 1339 01:40:29,650 --> 01:40:32,686 Look, we were meant to be goin' out. What's that smell? It smells... 1340 01:40:32,686 --> 01:40:36,096 Is that you? Smells salt and vinegary. 1341 01:40:36,096 --> 01:40:39,462 Uh, sorry. Yeah, uh... 1342 01:40:39,462 --> 01:40:43,268 Well, hurry up and get ready, will you? I wanna get out of here. 1343 01:40:45,369 --> 01:40:48,108 You all right? 1344 01:40:50,572 --> 01:40:53,674 [Whispers] Here, they're getting married. Just saw the ring. 1345 01:40:53,674 --> 01:40:56,545 It's a bit Argos catalogue-y, mind you. 1346 01:40:56,545 --> 01:40:59,284 Here, take this to Leah, will ya? 1347 01:41:06,489 --> 01:41:08,656 Does it look like its gonna snow to you? 1348 01:41:09,657 --> 01:41:11,725 Here, nice cup of tea for you. 1349 01:41:14,101 --> 01:41:16,433 Mothercare's gonna be shut at this rate. 1350 01:41:19,238 --> 01:41:21,306 Oh. Cheers, Maria. 1351 01:41:24,078 --> 01:41:28,181 Well...congratulations, then, boy! 1352 01:41:28,181 --> 01:41:30,249 Kept that a secret, didn't ya? 1353 01:41:36,486 --> 01:41:38,719 It felt like the right time, you know. 1354 01:41:38,719 --> 01:41:41,821 - [Michelle chuckles] - Only been asking him God knows how long. 1355 01:41:45,561 --> 01:41:47,794 Doing anything nice today, you two? 1356 01:41:47,794 --> 01:41:50,599 Just a bit of food shopping, get the turkey. 1357 01:41:59,707 --> 01:42:02,446 Cor, can't believe these are still damp. 1358 01:42:02,446 --> 01:42:04,382 Been on 'ere since Thursday. 1359 01:42:05,515 --> 01:42:08,254 We should get going, shouldn't we? 1360 01:42:08,254 --> 01:42:10,355 Um... Oh, Michelle, I wanted to say, 1361 01:42:10,355 --> 01:42:12,654 I think there might be something wrong with your heating. 1362 01:42:12,654 --> 01:42:14,590 I think that's why I was so hot last night, 1363 01:42:14,590 --> 01:42:16,427 but I'll give it a check when I come back, all right? 1364 01:42:16,427 --> 01:42:19,199 - You'll give it a check later? - Yeah. 1365 01:42:20,299 --> 01:42:24,270 You know shit about heating. You're a dustbin man, not a plumber. 1366 01:42:24,270 --> 01:42:26,338 [Michelle chuckles] 1367 01:42:27,504 --> 01:42:29,572 [Leah] Thanks for the tea, Maria. 1368 01:42:35,512 --> 01:42:39,384 Oi. You've been funny with me all day. 1369 01:42:39,384 --> 01:42:41,584 - Oi. Won't even look at... - [Tyres screech] 1370 01:42:41,584 --> 01:42:43,223 Why won't you ev... 1371 01:42:43,223 --> 01:42:44,554 [Pained moaning] 1372 01:42:44,554 --> 01:42:47,161 [Tyres screech, engine roars] 1373 01:42:48,591 --> 01:42:50,626 [Vehicle recedes] 1374 01:42:50,626 --> 01:42:52,826 [Gloomy music] 1375 01:42:52,826 --> 01:42:54,894 [Weak moaning] 1376 01:42:57,468 --> 01:43:00,174 [Michael] Hey, what happened? Help! 1377 01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:02,209 [Moaning continues] 1378 01:43:02,209 --> 01:43:03,870 "Timothy... 1379 01:43:03,870 --> 01:43:06,246 "6:7. 1380 01:43:06,246 --> 01:43:08,743 "For we have brought nothing into this world, 1381 01:43:08,743 --> 01:43:11,449 "so we cannot take anything out of it either." 1382 01:43:11,449 --> 01:43:14,815 Hey, hey. She ain't well. We need to help, Maria. 1383 01:43:14,815 --> 01:43:16,421 - Maria! - [Strained grunt] 1384 01:43:16,421 --> 01:43:19,655 "Matthew, 6:19." 1385 01:43:19,655 --> 01:43:23,329 She's not listening to herself, let me have it, you daft cow! 1386 01:43:23,329 --> 01:43:26,827 Feed the grief...Maria. 1387 01:43:28,367 --> 01:43:29,764 What do we do? 1388 01:43:29,764 --> 01:43:31,469 Hey. 1389 01:43:31,469 --> 01:43:33,636 What do we do? 1390 01:43:33,636 --> 01:43:35,704 Hey... 1391 01:43:39,279 --> 01:43:40,907 [Pained moaning] 1392 01:43:40,907 --> 01:43:44,548 [Muffled] This ain't right. I'm gonna get help. Stay there. 1393 01:43:46,253 --> 01:43:48,387 [Moaning continues] 1394 01:44:07,274 --> 01:44:09,342 [Woman] A bushel... 1395 01:44:10,376 --> 01:44:12,939 ..and a peck. 1396 01:44:12,939 --> 01:44:15,007 [Music continues] 1397 01:44:22,487 --> 01:44:24,951 [Softly] I'm sorry this has happened to us. 1398 01:44:24,951 --> 01:44:27,019 [Music continues] 1399 01:44:43,442 --> 01:44:45,510 [Music fades] 1400 01:45:00,327 --> 01:45:02,527 [Downbeat music] 1401 01:45:04,298 --> 01:45:06,696 [Sirens blare] 1402 01:45:32,491 --> 01:45:34,460 [Maria, softly] Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line, 1403 01:45:34,460 --> 01:45:36,022 the monkey chewed tobacco and a little piggy ran 1404 01:45:36,022 --> 01:45:37,826 with his finger up his bum to see what was the matter. 1405 01:45:37,826 --> 01:45:39,564 Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line, 1406 01:45:39,564 --> 01:45:41,060 the monkey chewed tobacco and a little piggy ran 1407 01:45:41,060 --> 01:45:42,864 with his finger up his bum to see what was the matter. 1408 01:45:42,864 --> 01:45:44,602 Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line, 1409 01:45:44,602 --> 01:45:46,604 the monkey chewed tobacco and a little piggy ran 1410 01:45:46,604 --> 01:45:48,606 with his finger up his bum to see what was the matter. 1411 01:45:48,606 --> 01:45:50,377 Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line, 1412 01:45:50,377 --> 01:45:51,873 the monkey chewed tobacco and a little piggy ran 1413 01:45:51,873 --> 01:45:54,040 - with his finger up his bum... - [Bin bag thuds] 1414 01:45:54,040 --> 01:45:55,844 Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line, 1415 01:45:55,844 --> 01:45:58,385 the monkey chewed tobacco and a little piggy ran... 1416 01:45:58,385 --> 01:46:00,420 What's that? 1417 01:46:00,420 --> 01:46:02,081 [Music fades, door opens] 1418 01:46:02,081 --> 01:46:05,117 [Michelle] Where the fuck have you been? Been worried sick. 1419 01:46:05,117 --> 01:46:09,022 We've had the police 'round, they're out lookin' for you an' all. 1420 01:46:09,022 --> 01:46:11,992 - Call em, Ellie. Let em know, yeah? - All right. 1421 01:46:11,992 --> 01:46:15,061 - ..the monkey chewed tobacco... - She on drugs? 1422 01:46:15,061 --> 01:46:16,634 ..to see what was the matter. 1423 01:46:16,634 --> 01:46:18,966 [Michelle] Look at you. Where've you been? 1424 01:46:18,966 --> 01:46:22,409 I thought that granny rapist mighta gotcha. 1425 01:46:22,409 --> 01:46:26,842 Michael told me what happened last night. He's gonna have to give a statement. 1426 01:46:26,842 --> 01:46:29,075 - You'll have to an' all. - [Drum roll] 1427 01:46:29,075 --> 01:46:30,681 Once upon a time, a bird shit on the line... 1428 01:46:30,681 --> 01:46:32,683 [Music fades] 1429 01:46:32,683 --> 01:46:35,719 Michelle, she might just be in shock. Maybe we should let her. 1430 01:46:35,719 --> 01:46:40,427 She fucking stinks. I've had it up to here, I can't take it. 1431 01:46:40,427 --> 01:46:42,924 - This house does, too. - What the fuck, Michael?! 1432 01:46:42,924 --> 01:46:46,433 A message on my sister's answer machine. Are you shitting me? 1433 01:46:46,433 --> 01:46:50,668 You cowardly streak of piss! You good-for-nothing... 1434 01:46:50,668 --> 01:46:53,935 So, you're leaving me? You don't want me or the baby, yeah? 1435 01:46:53,935 --> 01:46:55,772 It's her, innit, it's you! 1436 01:46:55,772 --> 01:46:59,138 [Clamouring, yelling; Voices overlap] 1437 01:46:59,138 --> 01:47:01,844 - [Leah] You get back down here, you! - [Michelle] Michael, what's going on? 1438 01:47:01,844 --> 01:47:04,583 - Maria, open the door! - [Gloomy music] 1439 01:47:04,583 --> 01:47:06,849 [Muffled] Open the door now! 1440 01:47:06,849 --> 01:47:09,489 [Muffled yelling, banging] 1441 01:47:09,489 --> 01:47:11,821 [Mother] Can you feel me now? 1442 01:47:11,821 --> 01:47:15,660 Close your eyes, Maria. Let's play a game. 1443 01:47:15,660 --> 01:47:17,530 Hot or cold? 1444 01:47:17,530 --> 01:47:19,565 [Music continues] 1445 01:47:19,565 --> 01:47:21,633 [Indistinct conversation] 1446 01:47:25,098 --> 01:47:27,441 [Mother] This wasn't just it, Maria. 1447 01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:29,971 You're freezing. 1448 01:47:29,971 --> 01:47:31,742 - [Michael] Open the door, Maria! - [Banging] 1449 01:47:31,742 --> 01:47:34,646 [Music continues] 1450 01:47:34,646 --> 01:47:37,110 - [Michael] Maria, open the door! - [Banging continues] 1451 01:47:37,110 --> 01:47:39,585 - [Music stops] - ..in me own house. Am I a mug?! 1452 01:47:39,585 --> 01:47:41,950 Maria, open the door now! 1453 01:47:41,950 --> 01:47:44,920 It's all right, love, it's all right. There's just been a mix-up. 1454 01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:47,725 Maria! Open the door now, please, love. 1455 01:47:48,957 --> 01:47:51,025 [She breathes shakily] 1456 01:47:52,092 --> 01:47:53,962 Maria, what have you done? 1457 01:47:55,733 --> 01:47:58,197 - [Muffled] What have you done? - [Voice reverberates] 1458 01:47:58,197 --> 01:48:03,070 [Music - "Love Makes The World Go Round" by Barbara Lewis] 1459 01:48:05,171 --> 01:48:09,747 ♪ And love makes the see-saws go 1460 01:48:09,747 --> 01:48:12,750 ♪ Up and down.♪. 1461 01:48:12,750 --> 01:48:14,851 [Dreamy music] 1462 01:48:18,921 --> 01:48:20,890 [Mother] You're lukewarm now. 1463 01:48:20,890 --> 01:48:22,958 [Music continues] 1464 01:48:35,135 --> 01:48:36,576 [Mother] Warmer. 1465 01:48:36,576 --> 01:48:38,644 [Music continues] 1466 01:48:57,564 --> 01:49:00,699 [Mother] You're really hot now. 1467 01:49:00,699 --> 01:49:02,569 [Michael] Where'd you get it all from? 1468 01:49:03,570 --> 01:49:05,264 Where'd you get it all from?! 1469 01:49:06,837 --> 01:49:08,905 [Music continues] 1470 01:49:17,551 --> 01:49:19,751 [Mother] Do you remember now? 1471 01:49:21,313 --> 01:49:23,788 [Music fades; Faint birdsong] 1472 01:50:07,260 --> 01:50:09,636 [She moans] 1473 01:50:09,636 --> 01:50:12,804 [She shrieks] 1474 01:50:19,646 --> 01:50:22,143 I'm sick of you, I'm sick of you! Leave! 1475 01:50:22,143 --> 01:50:23,683 Leave! 1476 01:50:23,683 --> 01:50:26,917 - You hurt me, piss off! - Don't be like that. 1477 01:50:26,917 --> 01:50:30,019 I know you don't love me, but I love you so much, 1478 01:50:30,019 --> 01:50:32,120 and I just want you to fucking love me back. 1479 01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:34,023 Eh? 1480 01:50:34,023 --> 01:50:36,124 Is it that hard?! 1481 01:50:36,124 --> 01:50:37,389 Just love me! 1482 01:50:39,765 --> 01:50:41,833 Please, love me! 1483 01:50:44,396 --> 01:50:46,739 Please! 1484 01:50:46,739 --> 01:50:48,708 - Please. - [He sobs] 1485 01:50:49,808 --> 01:50:51,876 Please. 1486 01:50:53,174 --> 01:50:55,913 Please. 1487 01:50:55,913 --> 01:50:57,816 [Michael sobs] 1488 01:50:57,816 --> 01:50:59,785 You need to go, Michael. 1489 01:51:00,786 --> 01:51:02,887 Leave now, please. 1490 01:51:07,925 --> 01:51:10,026 I'm so sorry, Michelle. 1491 01:51:10,026 --> 01:51:12,094 [Bags rustle] 1492 01:51:18,265 --> 01:51:20,135 Oh, my darling. 1493 01:51:20,135 --> 01:51:22,203 [Maria breathes heavily] 1494 01:51:26,845 --> 01:51:28,913 [Stairs creak] 1495 01:51:57,370 --> 01:51:59,438 I'm sorry. 1496 01:52:00,406 --> 01:52:01,781 Don't leave. 1497 01:52:03,145 --> 01:52:05,213 Please, don't leave her. 1498 01:52:05,213 --> 01:52:06,918 Love her. 1499 01:52:12,924 --> 01:52:14,959 [Maria breathes shakily] 1500 01:52:18,193 --> 01:52:21,097 Thought it was Michael put all the bags in the boiler cupboard. 1501 01:52:22,197 --> 01:52:25,002 - [Maria] - It was you. 1502 01:52:25,002 --> 01:52:27,840 Little stinker. 1503 01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:30,942 It's a hoard. 1504 01:52:30,942 --> 01:52:32,779 It's mine and hers. 1505 01:52:33,813 --> 01:52:35,848 It's mine and hers. 1506 01:52:35,848 --> 01:52:39,082 It's all ruined now. It's ruined. 1507 01:52:39,082 --> 01:52:41,920 - Shh. - [Maria sobs, trembles] 1508 01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:44,021 I get it. 1509 01:52:44,021 --> 01:52:45,451 I get it now. 1510 01:52:57,265 --> 01:52:59,366 [Janice] Oh, decorating? 1511 01:52:59,366 --> 01:53:03,469 Bit late for that ain't it, girlies? Christmas has been and gone. 1512 01:53:03,469 --> 01:53:08,144 It's only a couple of days ago, Janice. [Janice] Exactly. 1513 01:53:08,144 --> 01:53:09,948 Merry Christmas, Janice! 1514 01:53:11,147 --> 01:53:13,215 Nutters. 1515 01:53:19,353 --> 01:53:22,389 [Laraib] Merry fucking Christmas, the lot of you! 1516 01:53:25,128 --> 01:53:28,032 Thank fuck I don't have to eat any of this shit. 1517 01:53:28,032 --> 01:53:31,035 Maria? You all right? 1518 01:53:35,941 --> 01:53:40,176 So, it turns out, these are my exorcism gift, right? 1519 01:53:40,176 --> 01:53:42,849 Fucking Kurdish exorcisms are next-level wild. 1520 01:53:42,849 --> 01:53:45,885 My exorcist, the Sheikh - yeah, the Sheikh - 1521 01:53:45,885 --> 01:53:47,953 really, really, really fit 1522 01:53:47,953 --> 01:53:50,054 and I'm deffo gonna marry him when I'm older. 1523 01:53:50,054 --> 01:53:52,551 And also, my aunts, they keep on fucking pretending to be possessed. 1524 01:53:52,551 --> 01:53:54,388 'Cause every time he's coming over, they're proper like... 1525 01:53:54,388 --> 01:53:56,456 [She groans frantically] 1526 01:53:56,456 --> 01:53:58,194 Fucking mental. 1527 01:53:58,194 --> 01:54:01,164 - Ah, she's back! Hello, trouble! - You all right? 1528 01:54:01,164 --> 01:54:03,067 Ah, Michelle! 1529 01:54:03,067 --> 01:54:05,597 - Ah! It's like a Christmas miracle. - [She chuckles] 1530 01:54:05,597 --> 01:54:08,237 What's up with you? It looks like you seen a ghost. 1531 01:54:08,237 --> 01:54:10,503 - She missed ya. - I missed you! 1532 01:54:10,503 --> 01:54:13,946 - Argh! - Argh! 1533 01:54:13,946 --> 01:54:17,510 Maria, seriously, what the fuck have you been keeping in here? 1534 01:54:17,510 --> 01:54:19,182 Fuck off. 1535 01:54:19,182 --> 01:54:21,481 It's like a fucking museum or something. This is mental. 1536 01:54:21,481 --> 01:54:24,352 But, look, I gotta go. 1537 01:54:24,352 --> 01:54:26,959 I'll catch you Monday, yeah? In a bizzle! 1538 01:54:28,125 --> 01:54:33,460 - Bon voyage! - Bon voyage! 1539 01:54:33,460 --> 01:54:35,869 I gotta go, love. I'll see you soon. 1540 01:54:35,869 --> 01:54:37,530 - Kill my ears. Come, let's go. - [Laraib laughs] 1541 01:54:37,530 --> 01:54:39,565 - What we having for dinner today? - Happy Christmas. 1542 01:54:39,565 --> 01:54:42,502 - Fish cakes. - [Laraib] I fucking love fishcakes. 1543 01:54:42,502 --> 01:54:44,075 Let's go, fishcakes! 1544 01:54:45,912 --> 01:54:48,244 - Inside. - [Both laugh] 1545 01:54:48,244 --> 01:54:50,114 Inside. 1546 01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:52,886 Mm! 1547 01:54:53,612 --> 01:54:56,285 Right. What's the time? I better go. 1548 01:54:57,451 --> 01:54:59,354 So, you gonna stay in and watch Hootenanny? 1549 01:54:59,354 --> 01:55:01,389 - Mm. - Will ya tape it for me? 1550 01:55:03,523 --> 01:55:06,427 Oh, also, Sam and the girls are coming later. 1551 01:55:07,428 --> 01:55:09,496 I love you, ya know? 1552 01:55:11,531 --> 01:55:13,467 I love you more. 1553 01:55:17,042 --> 01:55:20,243 You don't half need a wash, though. Once ain't enough. 1554 01:55:20,243 --> 01:55:22,542 - Piss off! - [She chuckles] 1555 01:55:22,542 --> 01:55:24,478 [She blows raspberry] 1556 01:55:25,380 --> 01:55:28,053 - Laters! - [Door opens] 1557 01:55:28,053 --> 01:55:30,121 [Door shuts] 1558 01:55:34,059 --> 01:55:36,127 [Packet rustles] 1559 01:55:53,342 --> 01:55:56,180 [Cheering, on TV] 1560 01:56:00,679 --> 01:56:02,648 [Cheering continues] 1561 01:56:02,648 --> 01:56:04,716 [Jools Holland, on TV] Happy New Year! 1562 01:56:06,553 --> 01:56:08,654 Happy New Year! 1563 01:56:11,261 --> 01:56:14,363 Happy New Year to you all! 1564 01:56:14,363 --> 01:56:16,233 [Cheering continues] 1565 01:56:20,369 --> 01:56:22,437 [Cheering fades] 1566 01:56:30,346 --> 01:56:33,052 [Engine rumbles; Indistinct chatter] 1567 01:56:54,172 --> 01:56:56,504 [She chuckles softly] 1568 01:57:01,344 --> 01:57:03,511 [Lively chatter, cheering] 1569 01:57:05,744 --> 01:57:07,680 [Music - "Missing" by Everything But the Girl] 1570 01:57:07,680 --> 01:57:10,188 ♪ I step off the train 1571 01:57:10,188 --> 01:57:14,786 ♪ I'm walking down your street again 1572 01:57:14,786 --> 01:57:18,097 ♪ Past your door 1573 01:57:18,097 --> 01:57:21,595 ♪ But you don't live there any more 1574 01:57:21,595 --> 01:57:25,764 ♪ It's years since you've been there 1575 01:57:27,205 --> 01:57:31,473 And now you've disappeared somewhere 1576 01:57:31,473 --> 01:57:34,542 ♪ Like outer space 1577 01:57:34,542 --> 01:57:37,050 - ♪ You've found some better place... ♪ - [Fireworks bang] 1578 01:57:37,050 --> 01:57:38,810 ♪ And I miss you 1579 01:57:40,812 --> 01:57:44,288 ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain 1580 01:57:44,288 --> 01:57:48,655 And I miss you, oh 1581 01:57:48,655 --> 01:57:52,065 Like the deserts miss the rain... ♪ 1582 01:57:52,065 --> 01:57:55,662 [Maria] I've come to realise grief will never heal over time. 1583 01:57:55,662 --> 01:57:59,501 - It simply disguises itself in things. - [Music fades] 1584 01:57:59,501 --> 01:58:02,075 She disguised herself in things. 1585 01:58:02,075 --> 01:58:05,771 Some of my memories are vivid, and some are more like dreams. 1586 01:58:05,771 --> 01:58:10,281 They dip and dive, even changing, too. 1587 01:58:10,281 --> 01:58:12,580 - But it's okay. - [Lighter clicks] 1588 01:58:12,580 --> 01:58:15,154 I remember now. 1589 01:58:15,154 --> 01:58:17,552 I can hear her. 1590 01:58:17,552 --> 01:58:20,126 The catalogue of love has found me once more, 1591 01:58:20,126 --> 01:58:23,096 and I guess it never left. 1592 01:58:23,096 --> 01:58:25,197 We are the kings of the castle. 1593 01:58:25,197 --> 01:58:27,133 [Firework whistles] 1594 01:58:27,133 --> 01:58:28,827 [Maria] And you lot... 1595 01:58:28,827 --> 01:58:33,469 - you're the dirty rascals. - [Fireworks boom, crackle] 1596 01:58:37,341 --> 01:58:39,508 I love you, Custard. 1597 01:58:39,508 --> 01:58:41,543 [Fireworks continue] 1598 01:58:41,543 --> 01:58:43,512 [Music - "Missing" by Everything But the Girl] 1599 01:58:43,512 --> 01:58:46,218 ♪ And I miss you 1600 01:58:49,551 --> 01:58:52,191 ♪ You found some better place 1601 01:58:52,191 --> 01:58:54,259 ♪ And I miss you 1602 01:58:55,788 --> 01:58:59,495 ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain 1603 01:58:59,495 --> 01:59:03,697 ♪ And I miss you, yeah 1604 01:59:03,697 --> 01:59:07,503 - ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain - ♪ And I miss you 1605 01:59:07,503 --> 01:59:09,571 ♪ And I miss you 1606 01:59:11,507 --> 01:59:15,214 ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain 1607 01:59:15,214 --> 01:59:19,416 ♪ And I miss you, yeah 1608 01:59:19,416 --> 01:59:24,619 - ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain - ♪ The deserts miss the rain 1609 01:59:27,226 --> 01:59:32,528 - ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain - ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain. ♪ 1610 01:59:32,528 --> 01:59:34,893 [Music gradually fades] 1611 01:59:35,927 --> 01:59:38,303 Are you getting that? 1612 01:59:40,800 --> 01:59:43,506 ♪ There you are 1613 01:59:43,506 --> 01:59:45,937 ♪ Deep in my 'eart. ♪ 1614 01:59:47,378 --> 01:59:51,316 There you are, darling. You got me singing now on tape, ain't ya? 1615 01:59:51,316 --> 01:59:53,615 [She exhales] 1616 01:59:53,615 --> 01:59:55,881 Bye-bye, camera. Love ya. 1617 02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:04,857 Bye-bye camera. Love ya. 1618 02:00:05,891 --> 02:00:08,597 [She chuckles] 1619 02:00:09,928 --> 02:00:12,205 [Downbeat electronic music] 1620 02:06:11,927 --> 02:06:14,996 Descriptive subtitles by Matchbox Cinesub 1620 02:06:15,305 --> 02:07:15,218 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 117802