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Those are some snazzy pants.

Thanks. They're Snazzy Pantzz.

Yeah, they really are.

No, it's this new brand called Snazzy Pantzz.

A bunch of nurses at the hospital are selling them as a side hustle.

And whoever sells the most pairs wins a luxury vacation.

That's going to be me.

Are you sure it's not a pyramid scheme?

It's not a pyramid scheme.

It says so in their jingle.

[female chorus] ? Snazzy Pantzz ?

[man] It's not a pyramid scheme!

Ooh, can I help, Mom? I could really use a vacation.

From what? Being a kid?

[scoffs] Yep. Just, you know, normal kid stuff.

[alien] There's a great evil coming, superhero Gretel,

and only you can stop it.

Also, you're way behind on your homework.

Yep. I'm just a little girl with no real responsibilities.

Well, of course you can help.

The two of us will be the best

pants-selling duo in town.

- [crackles] - [exclaims]

Whoops! Sorry. These pants are very stylish,

but they do give off a lot of static electricity.

Well, I'm sure you'll be electric.

This plan is lit!

I'm ex-"static" that you're working together.

You'll sell a "shocking" amount of pants.

Okay, Dave.

Gretel, hand me those drier sheets.

We've really got to do something to stop the static in these pants.

If only there were something to stop your dad's silly puns.

Nothing can stop me!

Run, Mom, before he thinks of another one.

Uh, something about a lightbulb moment.

No, no. That's not anything. Come on, Dave, get it together.

I think it's a little small for you.

Oh, hey, Hamster!

And welcome to Kevin's Design Studio.

When I got shrunk by Tchotchke's ray

and had to stay in your cage, I kinda saw how lame it was.

Gee, thanks.

I'm-I'm just trying to say, it could use a little redesign.

Kevin, my cage does not need a redesign.

It's perfect for me. I like it just the way it is.

Okay, I get that, but let me pitch you my idea.

Your cage lacks a theme,

so I've chosen the groovy '70s.

Water bottle?

More like, volcano lamp!

Your boring wheel becomes a bedazzled disco ball

and bye-bye wood shavings

and hello rust-colored shag!

Rust-colored shag?

Are you mad at me about something?

What? No, no I--

You know, I actually need to drink out of that water bottle, right?

Good note. Good note.

I need a complete redesign.

- You have 24 hours. - What?

What? But... But this was my idea!

Less talk-y, more draw-y.

[Gretel] Setting up shop outside the grocery store

- was a great idea. - I bet you no one else thought of--

Uh-oh. Looks like we've got competition.

Hmm... Oh! I know.

Maybe we could go door-to-door.

[gasps] I love door-to-door salespeople.

That's why we have so many knives.

Oh, that's why.

We can start with the houses over...

Uh, looks like everyone really wants that vacation.

We have to find a way to stand out.

How do other brands sell stuff?

Sometimes they'll hire a celebrity spokesperson,

but I don't know any famous people.

Only infamous people, like Gladys in my book club...

So you're saying the ring is a metaphor?

[barks]

You know Gladys, I'm starting to think you're a dog.

My point is, I don't know any famous people.

Neither do I, but I do know a famous super person.

And that super person is me.

Gretel.

I'm here with Superhero Gretel who has just stopped

a turtle and an old lady from colliding

in a very slow crash.

All in a day's work!

Not that it feels like work

when I'm wearing my Snazzy Pantzz!

[female chorus] ? Snazzy Pantzz ?

[man] It's got four Zs.

I thought you were sporting a new look.

Yup! They're comfy and cool and if you like them,

go to the link at the bottom of the screen.

Don't forget to use code GRETEL1

when placing your order! Okay, bye!

I present to you

the cage for the modern hamster.

The thinking hamster.

The floor is now made of concrete.

Clean, minimalist--

Tough to sleep on. And where's my wheel?

The wheel has... Has been replaced

by this drawing of the idea of a wheel.

How do I run on that?

If you have to ask, you don't get it.

I had the chance to work with a real interior designer on this project

and I should have taken it.

What kind of real interior designer

would work on a hamster cage?

Scott McCutchins.

Best dollhouse interior designer in the country,

- and he owes me a favor. - [phone trilling]

- Sorry, Hamster, I've already taken on another client. - [phone beeps]

Okay, let's talk curtains.

Looks like I'm stuck with you for now.

Come up with a bunch of new ideas,

and I want you to cut 10% off of your quote.

- But I'm working for free! - Do you want the job or not?

No, no, no! I want it! I need it.

...the link at the bottom of the screen...

Thank you!

Gretel, you won't believe it!

These are all orders for Snazzy Pantzz, out of nowhere!

I don't know what happened.

Oh, I forgot to tell you. I put up a bunch of signs.

Signs! Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

Soon our Snazzy Pantzz will be everywhere.

[Connie laughs]

Soon, my Snazzy Pantzz will be everywhere!

All those people buying my designs,

not realizing that I, Connie McBurlap,

the world's most evil seamstress,

am behind it all!

After Hamster and Gretel locked me in here,

I swore I'd find a way to escape.

And one day, I finally got my chance...

Great news!

We got all this fabric for free,

just because it was involved in an industrial accident!

[Connie] Nobody else wanted the fabric

because it was covered in toxic waste.

But I could see there was something special about it.

I discovered that when one piece of the fabric

gained static electricity, all of it did!

But the energy I could make alone wasn't enough...

That's when I realized I could accomplish

both of my goals at once...

Have a popular fashion line

and break out of prison!

I began by recruiting two friends outside of prison,

who each recruited two more friends,

who each recruited another friend,

and another friend and so on.

It wasn't a pyramid scheme.

It was a pants scheme!

Once my Snazzy Pantzz have created enough static electricity,

I'll break out of prison with my biggest creation yet...

Hey, what's going on in here?

Oh, uh, just sewing costumes

for our next inmate theater production!

Ooh, Hamlet!

It's so important to have culture in your life.

"To be, or not to be..."

in prison. That's a choice you don't have.

[? upbeat music playing]

[cash register dings]

? Snazzy Pantzz ?

? For work, or brunch Or a new romance ?

? Wear Snazzy Pantzz ?

? It doesn't really matter The circumstance ?

? If you live your life In Snazzy Pantzz ?

? You're living in a dream ?

? And we swear It's not a pyramid scheme ?

? It's just Snazzy Pantzz ?

? They're snazzy ?

? So snazzy ?

? Really snazzy ?

? They're just Snazzy Pantzz ?

? So snazzy ?

? Really snazzy ?

? Very snazzy ?

? They're Snazzy Pantzz ?

[laughs]

Phew! That was the last pair of Snazzy Pantzz we had.

We definitely sold the most pairs.

We're responsible for all these people

wearing Snazzy Pantzz. Us.

- That luxury vacation is ours! - [crackles]

I wonder where we'll go.

- I hope it's Tucson. - Tucson?

It's the Paris of the Southwest.

[crackling]

Yes, yes! Rise, my beautiful creature, rise!

[laughs]

[thunderclap]

You're perfect! Indestructible.

And it's got pockets!

Now kick down the wall!

[Bill gasps]

Hey! You weren't making costumes in here at all!

[gasps] And opening night's next week!

[whistles]

Everything you've done is bad. Try again.

- [Kevin] You can't even see it! - I just know.

Hamster! There's a breakout down at the prison!

Let's fly.

- What about Kevin? - He's on a deadline.

You're no match for my Pants Monster!

And by the way, your uniforms are very unfashionable!

[officer] We didn't choose them!

Gotcha!

[Hamster] Connie McBurlap! I thought you were all sewn up.

[laughs] Not a chance.

Oh, and by the way, Gretel, I saw you on the news.

Thanks for helping me with my evil plan.

What do you mean? I would never help you!

Oh, but you did.

Meet the CEO and chief designer of Snazzy Pantzz.

[crackles]

- Me! - [thunderclap]

Snazzy Pantzz was all part of an evil scheme?

[female chorus] ? Snazzy Pantzz ?

[man] Snazzy Pants.

Part of an evil scheme.

Not related to pyramids.

What about the luxury vacation?

There's no luxury vacation.

I just wanted people to sell more pants.

No vacation? No Paris of the Southwest.

Okay, now I'm really mad.

Athleisure Wear Scam Punch!

[grunts]

[Connie laughs]

The material has comfort stretch!

- For the active woman? - Precisely!

Your super punches will do nothing!

Try the seams. Connie's old weakness.

Good thinking, Hamster.

- [straining] - [ripping]

[crackling]

[Connie] Ha! My sewing skills

have vastly improved in prison.

You'll never stop me!

[Hamster] It looks like this thing runs on electricity,

but I don't know what's powering it.

[gasps] Wait a second.

The pants run on static electricity.

Quick. We have to find the laundry room. Follow me.

Hey, stealing is illegal.

I found out the hard way.

Hey look, I love that fresh linen scent too,

- but what's the plan here? - Just follow my lead.

[Connie laughs]

Freedom!

Even Hamster and Gretel can't stop--

[exclaims and gasps]

No! No! No, stop! Stop!

Didn't you hear? Giant Pants Monsters are so last season.

[screams]

[thud, crash]

All right, I know you were lying when you said

you were making costumes for Hamlet, but please tell me

you weren't lying when you said I was a great actor!

I was lying. You're terrible.

To thy own self be true.

- You just proved my point. - [officer groans]

Another supervillain vanquished.

What's going on here?

I'm giving up. You're never gonna like any of my designs for your cage.

[Hamster] Whoa, whoa. Talk to me about this hamster wheel.

I had it made for you.

Maybe the rats at the dump will want it.

Not for running on. Just to make fun of.

Chrome gears? Velvet running surface?

- It's beautiful. - It is?

This is the best day of my life.

What about the day you got superpowers?

Oh, yeah. That was better.

But this is a close second or third or fourth or fifth.

You know, somewhere around there.

Well, that's the last of the Snazzy Pantzz.

Why do the best things have to be radioactive?

I'm sorry you don't get to go to Tucson, Mom.

That's okay. I may not make it to the Paris of the Southwest,

but at least I got to spend time with you.

[scraping]

Dad, those have toxic waste on them.

But I love how stretchy they are.

I can finally touch my toes.

See? [strains]

[fabric rips]

[? theme music playing]

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? It's Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

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