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Previously on The West Wing:

I didn't make the
decision to run again.

I wouldn't do that without you.

Sometimes I wonder if I
listened to you two years ago

would I be President right now?

Do you ever wonder that?

No, sir, I know it for sure.

Do you get that you have MS?

Abbey...

Do you get that your own immune
system is shredding your brain?

I've had one
episode in two years.

Mr. President, is there
anything we need to talk about?

Not yet, okay?

SENATOR STACKHOUSE: One teaspoon
of salt, one cup of cornflakes crumbs...

C.J.: Dear Dad, first
of all, happy birthday.

Second of all, let me explain

why I'm not on my
way there right now.

You're not going
to believe this,

but it's because
of a filibuster,

a filibuster that no
one ever saw coming...

Not the Senate leadership,
not the party leadership

and not me,

and if you're angry at me,

well, you've got
a lot of company.

I'm going to explain all this.

Right now, it's Friday night

and everyone's trying
to get out the door,

only I won't let them.

Drain on absorbent paper.

24 shrimp will
yield approximately

four to six servings.

This isn't happening.

STACKHOUSE: For an accompaniment,
I suggest tartar sauce or chili sauce.

C.J.?

Yeah?

What the hell is he doing?

It's a recipe for deep-
fried fan-tailed shrimp.

Yeah, but what's he
still doing up there?

He's got a recipe book.

How long will it
go? I don't know.

I'm saying, how many
recipes are there?

All together? Yeah.

I can't cook, but I think

there're probably
like, 20 or 30.

You're screwing around
with me. Oh, yeah.

I'm about to miss
the 7:30 shuttle.

If I miss the 8:30,

I miss the last
train to Sag Harbor.

You can spend the
night in New York.

I've only got two nights,
and you got to see this house.

It's cool? It's a
Frank Lloyd Wright.

Isn't it cold in Sag
Harbor right now?

We wear sweaters.

It's a Tommy Hilfiger ad.

He can't last forever.

He's got 20 or 30
recipes he could still read.

Sam, seriously, there're
more recipes than that.

Who cares?

He's blowing my
weekend in the Hamptons.

Maybe he doesn't
know about the sweaters.

C.J.: The reason they
needed to stick around

is that the moment
the filibuster's over

there'll be a vote, and once
they vote, I need my spin boys.

JOSH: C.J.! I know.

Who gave him the recipe book?

I really don't think

we can blame this
on the recipe book.

Plus, I now know the secret
to Cold Asparagus Chantilly

is a quarter cup
of whipped cream.

I'm going to Port Saint Lucie,

which may not
mean anything to you,

but it happens to be the
spring training home of...

Of the New York Jets.
Yes, you've told me.

Josh, you can watch
basketball on TV.

Yes, except the New York Knicks

are a basketball team.

The New York Jets
are a football team.

Port Saint Lucie is the spring
training home of the New York...

Mets! Yes, damn it.

I'm inadequate.

A weekend at
spring training, C.J.

Mike Piazza's going to be

standing in the batting cage.

He's going to turn and see me.

He's going to say, "Dude."

Well, I wouldn't
want you to miss

a legitimate dude sighting.

So I can take off?

No.

C.J.: Why do I need the spin?

'Cause it's a bipartisan bill
and I'm all for bipartisanship

as long as we get the credit.

So I've taken the
press corps hostage.

( reporters clamoring)

Hey, guys, I'm sorry,
but you know what?

( filibuster continues)
Listen, seriously,

you're looking at
democracy at work.

It's a beautiful thing.

REPORTER: How much more

beauty can we be
expecting tonight, C.J.?

Well, I wouldn't think it
would be that much longer.

He's got a recipe book.

But how many recipes
can there be? 20, 30?

C.J., it's Friday night. I'm supposed
to have dinner with my girlfriend.

She's going to kill me.

Yeah, but you know what, Mark?

This is just the kind of thing

that can cleanse the palate

of a relationship
that's gone stale,

like a fine sorbet.

We've been going
out for three weeks.

And she's already
bitching about dinner?

C.J... Lose her.

REPORTERS: C.J...
Listen up, everybody.

This was unforeseen.

Obviously, he's got
to finish sometime.

When he does, there'll
be a vote immediately.

When it's done, the
President will make his calls,

White House staff will
be available for comment,

and most important,

you will all write about it.

In the meantime, I say
pizza for everybody.

Who's with me?

Excellent.

REPORTERS: C.J...

We're going to need, like,

a massive truckload of pizza

and, I don't know,
maybe some Cuervo 1800

if we got it lying around.

How much? Just enough for me.

TOBY: C.J.? So you know,

I need to be at Telluride
first thing in the morning.

That's a rough assignment
you pulled there.

No, I'm saying I already
missed the 6:50 to Denver,

but I can catch an
8:40 from National

if I change planes in Chicago.

And as your travel
agent, it's important

that you update me
on that information.

C.J... I'm supposed to be
on my way to Napa right now

for my dad's 70th birthday.

You hear me complaining?

You just did.

Get out.

( filibuster continues)

It's your dad's 70th birthday?

Yeah.

You doing anything?

Yeah, we're all getting
together in Napa.

I meant right now.

No, I'm sitting and waiting.

I'm ordering pizza.

I'm catching up on e-mails.

All right.

Got a basketball game on in
my office if you want to come by.

The Jets and the Mets?

The Nets and the
Hawks. Jets and the Mets?

I know the teams. I'm
joking when I do this.

I'm joking when I do this.

Okay.

( filibuster continues)

You know, there's a 9:00 to SFO.

You can drive to Napa.

Yeah.

All right.

I'm in my office.

It'll end.

You have any idea how
many recipes there are?

I really don't.

STACKHOUSE: a pack
of frozen chicken livers,

a quarter of a teaspoon
of dry mustard...

C.J.: So the press is
in the briefing room,

the staff's in the west
wing and I'm right here.

I'm betting when you read this,

you're going to
be glad I stayed.

I'm betting you're
going to end up

rooting for a Minnesota Senator

named Howard Stackhouse.

Because I got to tell you...

This doesn't seem
like any old filibuster.

Captioning sponsored
by WARNER BROS.

C.J.: It's our first filibuster,
and I'm not a rules expert,

but the rules of a filibuster
are simple enough.

You keep the floor as
long as you hold the floor.

What does that mean?

It means you can't
stop talking ever.

You can't eat and
you can't drink,

which is fine, because
you can't leave the Chamber

to use the bathroom, either.

But all that's nothing
compared to this:

You're not allowed to sit down.

You're not allowed
to lean on anything

or, for that matter, anyone.

It started with a bill

you'll read about
tomorrow morning

called the Family Wellness Act.

Josh had been leading staffers

from the Legislative
Liaison Office

in negotiations with the
Conference Chairman for weeks.

And this last Monday morning,

he walked into the
Roosevelt Room and said...

We got the Family Wellness Act.

It's done? Yes, sir.

What'd we get? What'd we lose?

Well, we got most of
what we wanted in Title VII.

That's infant hearing loss?

We got a hearing test for
every child born in the U.S.

What about...?

We did not get

mandatory hearing
tests for children

not born in hospitals.

We can live with that.

The Special Needs Adoption
Awareness Program?

Right, this is a
national campaign

to provide information
to the public

regarding the adoption
of special needs children.

How did we get it? By
agreeing to a provision

that would require health care
staff to give pregnant women

information about adoption

on an equal basis with
all other courses of action.

National Organization

for Women's going to hate that.

I know.

Women seeking
abortions should not

be required by law
to be lectured at.

Yeah, but you're going
to help me out there, right?

Yes, I will.

I will once again
betray the sisterhood.

I saw you, you, you
and you roll your eyes.

You weren't even looking at me.

I felt you.

We're done. Josh
Lyman, everybody.

( cheering)

SAM: Nice job.

I know. I'm thinking
seriously about turning pro.

Yeah?

Yeah, I got agents talking to me

telling me I could go
high in the second round

maybe low in the first if I
have a good postseason.

You don't want to stay in
school and get your education?

Nah, I'm white.
Nobody's going to mind.

Josh, this looks good.

I mean, he stuck
sunsets on a bunch

of small ticket items, but...

That's the way it's
going to happen.

You just spent $6
billion on health care.

How do you feel?

I'd feel better if it meant just
once I could go to a doctor

without filing out
something on a clipboard.

All right. What else?

TOBY: Philip Sluman,

who's the Chairman

of the Petroleum
Producers of America,

testified yesterday to the FTC

that "the Bartlet
Administration's"... blah-blah...

"relentless pursuit of
stricter emissions standards

"in the form of
additives like MTBE

is a big reason we've seen price
hikes in some parts of the country."

The Energy Secretary's
got to respond.

The Energy Secretary's
going to respond

and I'd like to mention
that to the Vice President.

You want me to
do it? I've got it.

He's going to be
pretty unhappy. Yeah.

Anything else?

No.

No.

No, sir.

Thank you.

C.J.: So, there it was,
The Family Wellness Act

an omnibus health
bill aimed at diseases

that disproportionately
affect children.

This was a good day
'cause something got done.

The problem is we
only thought it was done.

Dad, this'd be a good time
to mention that it's possible

that an Egyptian cat
goddess named Bast

has put an ancient curse on me.

C.J.

Charlie.

Listen... May I call you Chip?

No. Chipper?

No. Gilligan?

Listen. Yes?

Hassan Ali is coming
here at the end of the week.

He's got 38 wives. Yeah.

Imagine being the girl he
dated who he didn't marry.

C.J.? Hassan Ali is coming?

Yeah, and on the
President's trip to Cairo,

Ali gave him a gift... a
ceramic statue. Okay.

The State Department
told the Office of Protocol

it's important that the gift
be displayed when Ali visits.

Display it.

The Office of Protocol
wasn't able to find it.

They should talk
to the gift officer.

They did. And?

They say you have it.

I'm sorry?

Sherry Halpern, the
gift officer on the trip,

says she handed
it to you in Cairo.

Did you say a small
ceramic statue?

Yeah, of a cat.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

C.J.? Yes?

You know anything about it?

I'll have to think, Charlie.

It was a year ago, and it's
not like I have instant recall

of every ceramic cat statue
I've ever been handed in Cairo.

Should I tell Protocol...?

Tell Protocol I'm
searching my recollection.

Protocol's recollection
seemed pretty good.

Leave me now. Sure.

Toby.

I'm going to see
Hoynes. Talk to me later.

Okay. Carol? What do you need?

Some information, possibly a
disguise and a fast getaway car.

Come inside.

HOYNES: Tell me something,

how did they not
anticipate the flooding?

WOMAN: There was an
unexpectedly high snowmelt.

The snow fell three months ago.

Did they not think it was
going to melt this year?

WOMAN: Thank you, everybody.

Thank you so much.

It was a pleasure. Thank you.

Beautiful quilts. Thank you.

The temperatures were
unseasonably warm last month.

We don't know why.

Well, it could have had something
to do with the sun, though, right?

MAN: Yes, sir. Sir?

We're done. Yeah.

Can you see Toby Ziegler?

Yeah.

25 million acre-feet
of water, Candy.

That's eight trillion gallons.

Yes, sir. Hey, Toby.

Good morning,
Mr. Vice President.

The California Aqueduct is
twice the length of Pennsylvania.

Did you know that? I
knew it was pretty big.

What do you need?

Philip Sluman

testifying yesterday
in front of the FTC

charged that it was the
White House's pursuit

of tighter emissions standards
that's caused the rise in...

Phil Sluman had a good point.

Mr. Vice President, I don't
want to go 'round and 'round

with you on Sluman. Okay.

He had no point.

HOYNES: The policy forces
them to use expensive additives

whose benefits are questionable.

It's price gouging.

It costs marginally more

to refine the fuel
with the additives

and the cost is being
passed on to the consumer

at an outrageous markup.

Toby, if a refinery shuts
down, if there's a fire,

which isn't, like,
out of the question

when you're dealing
with petroleum,

production comes to a
halt, gas becomes scarce,

the prices go up, then
they come back down.

Well, it's good to know that the companies
can make it through the lean times.

Yeah.

Anyway, sir, tomorrow night,

Bill Trotter's going to
be delivering a speech

to the Detroit Economic Council

on "Energy Efficiency
in the 21st Century"

and we're going to
rewrite the draft to include

a fairly strong rebuttal to
Philip Sluman's remarks.

( clears throat)

You shouldn't have
Bill Trotter do it.

Why?

'Cause his rants against the oil
companies have become familiar.

The press has stopped
writing about him.

Still...

It's also pretty dicey

political terrain for
the Energy Secretary.

Who would you send?

To punch back? Yeah.

Me.

Really?

I'm having a press
conference tomorrow afternoon

to announce an advisory
group for the antitrust policy.

I'll take questions at the end.

I'll open it up for anything

and they will ask me
about Sluman and oil.

Mr. Vice President...

Toby, if you think
I'll be too soft on him,

stand in the back of the room.

If you don't like what I
say, call Bill Trotter and say,

"You're on for tomorrow night."

Would you mind if I
prepared some notes for you?

Oh, not at all.

Would you mind if I
shoved them up your ass?

No, sir, I...

Well, thank you, sir.

We appreciate it.

I heard you got the
Family Wellness Act.

They're going to schedule
the vote for Friday at noon.

You'll have the bill by 12:05.

STACKHOUSE: six egg yolks,
three cups of heavy cream,

six tablespoons of sugar,
two tablespoons of...

C.J.: I'll get back to
the cat story in a second

'cause I have to
interrupt to say this:

If you ever have a free two
hours and are so inclined,

try standing up without
leaning on anything

and talking the whole time.

You won't make it.
I wouldn't make it.

Stackhouse wasn't
supposed to last 15 minutes.

He's 78 years old.
He has a head cold.

This bill is going to pass.

He has no hope, to say
nothing of I can't imagine

what the hell it
is he's fighting for.

Stackhouse wasn't
supposed to last 15 minutes...

that is how you prepare
Virginia Green Apple Pie.

Let's turn now to
David Copperfield.

Well, somebody forgot
to tell Stackhouse, Dad,

'cause he just went
into hour number eight.

STACKHOUSE: from 1812 to
1870 began this... this great work...

STACKHOUSE ( on TV): "...that the
station will be held by anybody else

"these pages must show.

"To begin my life with
the beginning of my life,

"I record I was born, as I have
been informed and believe,

"on a Friday at 12:00 at night.

"It was remarked that
the clock began to strike

and I began to cry,
simultaneously..."

Hey.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Well, it's a little complicated

and indeed difficult to
explain in layman's terms.

You can put the black
seven on the red eight.

Thanks.

Hey, Sam, who's
your favorite writer?

Toby.

Who's your favorite
fiction writer?

You're listening
to him right now.

You like Dickens?

Oh... yeah.

You know, I never
got a chance to say...

I mean, I feel bad about
your dad and everything.

Yeah.

We're doing better.

You know, the ice
is starting to thaw.

I'm in the middle of
an e-mail to my father.

Do you talk to him a lot?

Not enough.

You're going to
miss the last plane.

I'll take Amtrak to Penn
Station and rent a car.

Okay. Well, I just came
down to get this coffee.

Go back to your e-mail.

Hey, did I hear you got spanked

by some 14-year-old
kid interning at the GAO?

I did not get spanked,
and she was 19 years old,

and I demonstrated once again

that I am open to
all forms of debate.

With an intern.

If need be.

Okay.

She was very crafty.

Who?

The intern from the GAO.

Yeah.

Go back to your e-mail.

I am. Okay.

I'm taking my coffee with me.

I'll see you upstairs.

STACKHOUSE: "my mother..."

( coughing)

"Then she made a frown
and a gesture to my mother

"like one who was
accustomed to be obeyed

to come open the door..."

SAM: Dear Jackass...

"'Mrs. David Copperfield,
I think, ' said Miss Betsey,

"the emphasis
referring, perhaps,

"to my mother's mourning
weeds, and her condition,

not having been lighted,
indeed, since my father's funeral."

SAM: Dear Dad,

C.J. Cregg's writing
an e-mail to her father

to kill time during
the filibuster,

and it reminded
me I haven't told you

any tales from the White
House in the last few weeks.

Let's start again, okay?

Here's one about
how I got yelled at

by a 19-year-old intern from
the General Accounting Office.

Josh was having his
twice-weekly meeting

with Assistant Deputies.

He was basically staffing out

in-box material for
the next few days.

I was looking for a
good piece of fruit.

JOSH: Write this down.

I-I need you to find
out if sufficient funds

have been
appropriated to the FAA

to begin work on
data-link communications.

They're going to ask me
what "sufficient funds" mean.

That's when you get
me on the phone. Sam?

What are you doing?

I'm looking for
a piece of fruit.

Can we show you
something from the back or...?

I'm fine.

Okay, here's one.

Uh, the White House has
been instructed by Congress

to compile a list of
400 government reports

that should be eliminated
as they serve little purpose

and cost the taxpayers
hundreds of millions of dollars.

We'll assume, though
the modifier was dangling,

they mean the reports
serve little purpose

and not Congress itself.

Who wants to lead it?

I will.

Right. You're not
in this meeting.

You're shopping for fruit.

I'm done with the fruit.

I was listening to
what you were saying.

You want to do this?

Absolutely. Why?

'Cause it's insane.

We got over 3,000 reports
from federal agencies last year.

Agriculture spent $40 million

producing 280 reports.

Four years of college,
three years of law school...

I spent 30 bucks at Kinko's.

Give me the thing.

All right, we're done.

Let me tell you
people something.

The GAO needs a
little housekeeping

and that's my nickname, okay?

I'm the Housekeeper.

Hey.

God, that's a terrible nickname.

I'd start getting
used to it for a while.

Let me talk to you a second.

I'm not going with that
nickname anymore.

What's going on?

I was just with Hoynes.

About Sluman's testimony?

Yeah. What'd he say?

He defended it.

Isn't that what you
expected? Yeah.

Did you tell him Bill
Trotter was going...? Yeah.

What'd he say?

He said he wanted
to do it himself.

Really? Yeah.

I don't understand.

He said he's doing a press
conference tomorrow...

Antitrust.

Yeah, and he'll take
questions at the end

and they'll ask about
the Sluman testimony

and he'll step up.

Well, somebody's
got to be there.

Oh... I'm going to be there.

If he ducks, Trotter
goes on in Detroit,

but still, is it clear to
you what he's doing?

No.

Me, neither.

SAM: Okay, so, I got a team
together and I went about the task

of recommending 400
government reports for elimination.

Report on the use of Pell
Grants for the incarcerated.

What's that?

Education scholarships
for prisoners.

Wasn't that program
terminated? Yeah.

But we write the reports anyway?

Yeah. Lose it.

Report on the study of Route 66.

Which tells us...?

Condition and traffic flow

of America's oldest
transcontinental highway.

Anything in there I don't
get from the song? Nope.

Lose it. ( exasperated sigh)

Excuse me?

I didn't say anything.

You made a little sound there.

Sorry. I'll be out of your way

in just a moment. Okay.

Apparently, there are
these tiny clams or mussels

that are taking over
the Great Lakes.

Lose it.

( exasperated sigh)

Can I help you?

No, you seem to be screwing
the world up all by yourself.

Who are you?

I'm an intern at the GAO.

It's almost noon. They're
going to be starting the vote.

Let's go watch. Yeah.

Can you stay a second?

You're an intern?

Yes.

What are you, 14 years old?

I'm 19 years old.

And what's your problem
with my cutting reports?

Nothing, other than
it being utterly bogus.

What's your name?

Winnifred Hooper.

Should I call you Winnie?

Not unless you want
me to spit at you.

And I don't. Okay.

Winnifred, the
accounting office tells me

I can save the
taxpayers $3 million

by cutting 400 reports.

Now every American
family can realize their dream

of a college education
for their children

with the penny and a
half you just saved them.

Okay, you know what? You
blow through these things

like they don't mean anything.

They don't mean anything.

You're an idiot! Hey, hey.

You're talking to senior staff.

Gee, genuflect when
you say that, fella.

"Report on the Obstacles

"to State and Local
Training Needs

in the Solid Waste Management
and Resource Recovery."

You know what this is? Yes.

It's about career
opportunities for garbagemen.

And what's wrong with that?

I think it's a tough sell

and I don't need a
report to tell me that.

Do you have any
idea how much MSW

this country generates
in a single year?

That's...?

Municipal solid waste.

I knew that.

209 million tons of
MSW, or 4.3 pounds

per person per
day, and the kicker is

we only have hard data available

from five years ago.

So the numbers would
be even higher today.

You bet your boots they would.

Trash collectors play

an incredibly important
role in our society.

They start work at 4:00 a.m.

A three-person crew
could service 1,200 homes

in six hours collecting
50,000 pounds of garbage.

How do you know all that?

I've read the report.

You've read the report?

Yes. Why?

I'm allowed. Anybody's allowed.

No, I-I mean, why?

Well, they're all sitting
in the office I work in.

So it just happens

you read the report
I pulled off the top?

I've read them all.

You've read them all?

I-I like to read.

They let me come
early and stay after.

( sighs)

Mr. Seaborn,

the bottom line is

because of the low
rate of unemployment,

people can be a lot more choosy,

and the municipal
sanitation departments

are having trouble hiring
qualified trash collectors,

which I think you'll
agree we need.

Yes.

Well, okay.

I have to go back to my room.

Winnie?

Yeah, I said it.

Listen, you're talented.

When you get out of school,
you should come see me for a job.

I... I-I suppose you're
not a complete loser...

and you write very well.

So, when I get out of school,

you should come
see me for a job.

C.J.: Back to the
cat story, Dad.

I've done my research

and sure enough, I
was quite screwed.

I was in trouble and I needed
to tell someone... a cohort...

Someone whose criminal
mind was equal to my own.

Donna, I need to
talk to you right now.

I have to get these to people.

So, we went to Cairo last year.

Not me.

Right. I had strep.

I didn't, which is sad for me.

Are you in trouble?

I may be in a spot
of trouble, yes.

What happened?

Hassan Ali gave
the President a gift...

A small ceramic statue of Bast.

Bast?

Bast... a cat goddess.

She was... Donna,
did Josh leave?

He went to lunch.

She was the patron
saint of Bubastis

and rose to prominence

during the period
of the 22nd Dynasty.

How do you know all this?

I looked it up.

The cats in the temple...

What temple?

The Temple of Bubastis,
maybe, I don't know.

The cats in the temple
wore jeweled collars.

They were treated royally.

They thought cats controlled
the movement of the moon.

They had total authority
over royal houses

because of their
ability to see in the dark.

Anyone who killed a
cat was put to death.

I'm sorry, C.J., I'm not...

I broke the damn statue.

Not badly...

but, you know,
in several pieces,

and since it came out
of his own collection,

breaking the figurine

would amount to
a personal affront,

implying he had bad
taste and that the object

was of little personal
value to the President.

Donna, they're asking
for you back at your desk.

How did you break it?

The gift officer
handed it to me.

I tossed it in my suitcase.

You tossed it in...?

Do you have any
idea how many pieces

of crap get stuck in
the President's hands

every time he
leaves the building?

Didn't the gift officer know
it was a priceless relic?

Well, apparently not
because she handed it to me

with a couple of T-shirts
and a box of baklava.

MAN: Donna. Yeah.

Why are you telling me this?

I thought maybe
you'd have an idea.

There's nothing really
I can think of right now

except to agree that you're
monumentally screwed.

I hate to leave it at that.

But you're going to. Yeah.

What's going on?

It's this phone
message for Josh.

Who's it from?

Howard Stackhouse.

Who has my wallet?

Thank you.

DONNA: Josh.

Did Senator Stackhouse ask
you to meet with one of his aides?

Yeah. 'Cause I
don't have it down.

Yeah, I'm not taking it. Why?

He wants an amendment
added to the Family Wellness Act

that will allocate money for
autism care and research.

And we don't want to?

This is what's called
a Christmas tree bill.

Everyone hangs amendments on it.

We just closed it this morning.

We try and hang a star on top...

The tree topples over
and it doesn't pass.

Stackhouse isn't someone who
has a lot of muscle on this, so...

You got this phone message.

From his office? From him.

"You're going to meet with me

"or there's not
going to be a vote

while I'm alive. Stackhouse."

STACKHOUSE: "...as if it
were her fault, poor thing,

"and said, sobbing, that indeed,

she was afraid she was
but a childish widow..."

C.J.: so maybe it's
the curse of Bast

that made us not take the
Stackhouse threat seriously,

but whatever the reason,
it's time to take it seriously,

'cause he's gassing
me out of time.

Still, I've got two hours
till the 11:00 print deadline

and there's no way...

there's no way he
goes another two hours.

Let's move on to
the rules of cards.

There's no way.

JOSH: The message
was pretty cryptic,

like something you'd
slip to a bank teller,

and it was unusual to get it

directly from a Senator who'd
normally dispatch an aide.

Leo agreed, but was
in no way concerned.

He told me to go ahead
and take the meeting,

but not to sweat it,

and under no circumstances
give anything away.

So I headed up to the Hill,

wearing, by the way, the
new shoes you bought me,

which I'd never worn before.

Since Dad's not here to do it,

I think it's my job to
bore you with history now.

The filibuster's been a part
of parliamentary stratagem

in this country
for over 150 years.

Now, the reason we
weren't sweating Stackhouse

is that Stackhouse isn't
someone you sweat.

He's been around forever,

but he has little influence,
little power and few friends.

So Dad would want me to tell you

where the word
"filibuster" comes from.

It's from the
Dutch "vry guiter,"

which translated literally
means "freebooter,"

but what they meant
was "buccaneer."

Afternoon, Senator.

Good afternoon.

( coughing)

Sounds like a bad cold.

It's fine.

You taking anything?

I don't want to
talk about my cold.

I want $47 million
to fight autism.

Sir... Five centers
of excellence

at universities
around the country

to help scientists
coordinate their research,

three special units for autism
epidemiology at the CDC

and a centralized facility

for gene and brain banking.

That's $43 million.

Senator... Now,
the other $4 million

is for a federal program
to educate doctors in order

to reduce the staggeringly
high percentage of cases

in which autism is misdiagnosed.

We can't do it.

Of course you can.

You simply pick up
the phone, you call

the Conference Chairman and...

The bill started
out at $2 billion.

It's $6 billion now.

That's right.

So another $47 million
hurts you how? Sir...

It's eight-tenths of one percent

of a bill aimed at health
issues affecting children,

which is roughly the same

as the percentage of
children affected by autism.

I don't need to tell you
that in these negotiations...

In these negotiations

about a bill aimed at health
issues affecting children,

we've allocated funds
for Alzheimer's, glaucoma

and erectile dysfunction.

Sir... You know a
lot of two year olds

afflicted with that
horrific condition,

do you?

There's no doubt that
that's a good point,

but in order for us to ensure

that more important
things were in the bill...

So there was a
determination made, hmm?

I'm sorry?

A determination was made,

an order of priorities.

Senator, there's
going to be a vote.

The bill's closed.

Open it back up again.

To do that would mean
to postpone the vote,

and everyone's breaking
for the recess, and...

And you want the story
before everyone goes home.

Yeah.

Okay.

Sir, the next time around,

and there will be a
next time around...

That's all. I'm
done with you now.

JOSH: And that was that.

TV REPORTER: Also
in the news at this hour,

parliamentary
procedure in all of its glory

as a Senate filibuster
watches day turn into night

and possibly back
into day again.

78-year-old Minnesota
Senator Howard Stackhouse

stands alone tonight in the
well of the Senate Chamber

as his colleagues somewhat
impatiently wait for a vote

that was scheduled to take
place more than nine hours ago.

Stackhouse, a five-term
senator who once...

Hey, Zach? Yeah?

You guys record the news
feeds coming in, right? Yeah.

Could I get a dub of
the B-roll they're showing

on the Stackhouse story?

It's three or four seconds,
it's a campaign stop

and his grandchildren
are with him.

The voice-over is talking
about his seven grandchildren.

Sure, what's the problem?

It's nothing.

I'll have it sent up
in a few minutes.

Thanks. Donna.

You're booked tomorrow morning

8:55, United, direct
to West Palm Beach.

Which gets in at...?

12:58.

It's still a 70-mile drive
to Port Saint Lucie.

I'll miss the game.

I thought they
weren't playing yet.

It's an exhibition game.

You're flying to Florida

to see the Mets
play another team

in a game that doesn't count?

Actually, it's an
intra-squad game.

So, you're flying to Florida

to see the Mets play each other
in a game that doesn't count.

Yeah.

Okay. Uh, there's
a Continental flight

out of Dulles at 7:00 a.m.

You change planes in Newark.

I got to fly to New Jersey
to get to Palm Beach?

Look... Whatever.

Just make sure that
tomorrow morning...

Mike Piazza calls you "dude."

Yes.

What are you doing?

I'm writing an
e-mail to my mother.

Why?

To thank her

for a pair of shoes she sent me.

Your mother sent you shoes?

Donna, please,
try and keep it...

That is the sweetest thing...

Donna...

Okay.

JOSH: Donna says hi, Mom.

Anyway, I didn't think much

about the meeting with
Stackhouse afterward.

There are always
going to be people

who don't get what they want.

I was thinking
about other things.

Like Toby, I was puzzled
as to why the Vice President,

who made his money
from the oil industry,

who champions the oil industry,

would volunteer to
admonish the oil industry.

Sir, I'm sure you're aware

that Philip Sluman
testified before the FTC

that the Bartlet
Administration's

relentless pursuit of
stricter emissions standards

in the form of additives is
why we're seeing price spikes.

Yeah.

Would you comment on that?

Yeah. Our relentless pursuit
of cleaner air standards

has resulted in
lower asthma rates

and the cleanest air in
California in 50 years.

It costs marginally more

to refine fuel with additives,

but the costs are being
passed on to consumers

at an outrageous price.

WOMAN: Mr. Vice President...

Uh, yeah, Chris.

Are you accusing members

of the PPA of price gouging?

Well, some of these CEOs
are old friends of mine,

but, uh, I can tell you they
do know how to turn a profit.

Now, they'll claim
that prices will

go back down after
production increases...

JOSH: Hoynes just
kept hammering away

and I was reminded for a minute

how close he came to
being elected President.

Toby said it was an
impressive display from Hoynes,

but couldn't get
past the question

of why he volunteered to do it.

And if you're wondering

what the President
does during a filibuster,

I don't know, 'cause
this is our first,

but at the moment,

he's in his private dining
room having dinner.

There's a famous
French chef visiting

and every time he comes,
he cooks for the President.

( knocking) Leo.

Good evening, sir.

You busy?

What do you need?

Come have dinner with me.

Why?

Pierre Boileau
is cooking tonight.

You want to have dinner?

What's he serving?

That's your answer?

I'm just asking.

Well, I can tell you
that the man specializes

in a reinterpretation of
classic Provencal cuisine.

Cassoulet, duck
with green olives...

Yeah? Saffron chicken.

I haven't had a
good saffron chicken

in quite some time.

Well, don't you think
you deserve one?

Yes.

His specialty is his dessert

Tomate de Saltambique.

That's going to be a big,
seedless beefsteak tomato

stewed for three hours in creme
de caramel and stuffed with...

Passion fruit, kiwi
and hazelnuts, and...

Served on a pomegranate
reduction, yes.

Let's go.

Leave the cell phone.

I'm taking my phone.

We're not leaving the building.

People can find you.

Let's go. What's he onto now?

He's reading the rules of cards.

PRESIDENT: Oh, brother.

Don't worry about it.

Could Howard
Stackhouse possibly be

a bigger horse's patoot?

I don't know what part
of a horse that is exactly,

but I've always thought
he was a decent guy.

He's a curmudgeon,
a grouchy old crank.

So are we. You are.

I am full of mirth.

Okay.

He was all over
me the first year.

He called me
"Bartlet the Inert."

That was pretty funny.

I'm a reformer. I'm the most liberal
President he's ever served under.

His hero, Hubert
Humphrey, once, you know...

Shook your hand. That's right.

I feel bad.

Why?

His wife died a few years ago.

I didn't go to the funeral.

Why?

I was kind of busy
running for president, Leo.

That's right.

Tomate de
Saltambique, my friend.

Yes, indeed.

Good evening.

Hi. Hang on.

They thought I was going

to be eating with Abbey, so...

Yeah.

We'll just, you know,
pretend there's no candlelight.

Or that we're not paranoid
homophobes in any way.

Yeah.

( phone ringing)

Yeah.

Leo, you have a deputy

who's, frankly, a lot
smarter than you are.

Whatever it is,
let him handle it.

Who are you talking to?

My deputy.

Oh. Yeah.

What does he say?

He says there's no end in sight.

Okay, let's eat.

STACKHOUSE: "To get cash

"for your chips, you have to go

to the cashier's
cage at the casino..."

C.J.? Yeah.

Listen, I was looking at
the B-roll they're showing

on the Stackhouse story

and there's something
that struck me as odd.

What?

They show two different events

during his last campaign

and his grandchildren
are next to him on stage.

He's got seven of them.

What's the problem?

There are only six in the shot.

I don't think this is
what we think it is.

I don't think he's
just being ornery.

I think he has a
grandson who's autistic.

Oh, holy hell.

Tell Josh. Find out for sure.

Yeah.

STEWARD: More brandy, sir?

Nah, I'm fine.

I hope the First Lady's

not feeling ill this evening.

No, she's up at the
Manchester house.

Very good, sir.

No, it really sucks, but thanks.

Yes, sir.

Did you hear that?

He said, "Very good, sir."

Where do they learn that?

Yeah. I'm sorry?

Nothing.

I'm sure that was
moved for a reason.

We're prepping for
a G-8 with Barney

and we're going to Tel Aviv.

I just feel like we
don't talk anymore.

Tel Aviv's the week after.

What?

See, you're not even listening.

Ben, let me call you back.

What's your problem?

I'm just saying we work all
day and then the day's over

and we go out to dinner
and you're still working

and, you know, I'm sitting here.

No time to talk.

You know,
conversations like this

are the reason I got divorced.

No, it's not.

( clears throat)

Sir...

what's wrong?

I made...

Uh... I'm fine, Billy.

I made a deal with Abbey...

'cause of my thing.

One term?

My thing, by the
way, is the reason

that Hoynes stepped up on oil.

'Cause he thinks maybe...

Yeah.

It was three years ago.

She can't expect...

( cell phone ringing)

( sighs)

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's C.J.

Stackhouse has
an autistic grandson.

( sighs): Let's go.

C.J., we're coming up.

Charlie?

He's just coming over.

Thanks. Can we wait?

Yeah. Look, C.J., one of us

is going to have
to tell the President

that the statue's broken.

It's not broken. It is broken.

She Crazy Glued
it back together.

You Crazy Glued it? I
didn't know what it was.

I needed a potpourri holder.

I have the ancient
curse of Bast on me

so get off my back, Sparky.

Okay, but when you tell him,
I'd leave out the Crazy Glue.

And potpourri, right? Yeah.

Here we go.

How does he not just tell me?

Sir... How does he not
come to me and say,

"Jed, this is my grandson
and there are lots more like him

and there are lots more to
come. Can you help us out?"

Because he... Damn it, he
knows we would've gotten it done.

Why doesn't he tell me...?

Because he doesn't
want to make political hay

out of his grandson,
which is commendable.

Nah, he's a crank.

Good evening, Mr. President.

Hey.

Hey, Donna, you need something?

Donna's the one who
started sniffing around it.

C.J., that phone
message was for real.

He's not going to
stop till he drops.

He might.

C.J., let me tell you something.

Don't ever, ever

underestimate the
will of a grandfather.

We're madmen; we
don't give a damn.

We got here before you
and they'll be here after.

We'll make enemies, we'll
break laws, we'll break bones,

but you will not mess
with the grandchildren.

There was quite a bit of
sugar in the creme de caramel.

Yeah.

C.J...

if I told you to screw
the print deadline,

what would you
want to do right now?

I'd want to see

if there was a way I
could help him out.

Give him some dignity, right?

And give him a rest. The guy's

going to collapse out there.

Yes, sir.

Screw the print deadline. Leo?

Look...

We will talk about
the other thing later.

I'm just asking how
we're going to do this.

Excuse me.

The Chairman's
going to gavel him off

if he stops talking or sits.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

I didn't know if
I'm supposed to...

We usually don't
raise our hands.

Though it's not the
worst idea in the world.

The Senator's allowed
to yield for a question

without yielding the floor.

What do you mean?
He's allowed to yield

for a question without
yielding the floor.

I was in the House. I know
nothing about Senate rules.

Yes, sir, but Josh does, and he likes
to explain things, and, well, I let him.

I'm pretty sure it's true, sir.

What time is it? Let's
wake up a parliamentarian.

Yeah, but the problem is

the only people who ask
questions are Senators.

We'll get one of them
to walk in there. Charlie!

The Senate wants to go
home. They want a vote.

Yes, sir? I want
to call Senators.

We'll start with our friends.

When we're done with those two,

we'll go on to the other 98.

Yes, sir. C.J.: Charlie.

Start with the
grandfathers. Yes, ma'am.

There's no damn
holiday for us, either.

We'll be in the dining room.

C.J., no kidding,
make this happen.

Yes, sir.

( quietly): Oh, and I broke

your statue.

I don't think he heard you.

No.

The water peaked at
3,690 feet last month

because of an uncontrolled
release from Lake Powell.

You mean the uncontrolled
release of Lake Powell.

I suppose.

I am going home.

Good night, sir. Good night.

Mr. Vice President.

Didn't I do it right?

No, sir, you did it very
well. I appreciate it.

Yeah.

I'm sure you know I was curious

about why you'd volunteer
for something like that.

Yeah.

So I got ahold of some
private polling you've had done.

Oh.

Yeah?

A significant number of people

are concerned over
your close ties to big oil.

Well, not anymore.

Yeah, but what I was wondering

was why did you put
the poll in the field at all?

Mr. Vice President, what
do you know that I don't?

Toby, the total tonnage of
what I know that you don't

could stun a team
of oxen in its tracks.

Good night.

( engine starts)

C.J.: And then came
the big moment, Dad.

JOSH: Everyone was enlisted.

You called whoever you
had a relationship with...

SAM: And if you
didn't get anywhere,

they got a call
from the President.

Do I have your
word on that, Sarah?

JOSH: We'd been at it 20 minutes

and were coming
up with nothing until...

Got it!

SAM: Senator Tom Grissom of
Washington State was headed

from his office to the Chamber.

C.J.: and everybody
started flooding

into the Communications
Bullpen to see what would happen.

Problem being, of course...

SAM: That Stackhouse
would have to know

as much about rules of
procedure as Donna had

and not think we were
trying to screw him.

JOSH: We stared at 14
different television sets

while calculating in our heads
the time it would take Grissom

to walk from his
office to the floor.

C.J.: And we were
in frozen silence

while we listened to
the rules of blackjack.

"unless you are counting cards."

C.J.: And then it happened.

GRISSOM: Point of
order, Mr. Chairman.

CHAIRMAN: Mr. Grissom?

Will the Senator
yield for a question?

Come on.

Mr. Stackhouse?

Come on.

Trust me just this once, you
grouchy old son of a bitch.

Mr. Chairman, I yield

to the Senator from Washington

for a question.

GRISSOM: My
question is in 22 parts

and might take quite a while.

Perhaps you'd like to sit and
have some water while I ask it.

( cheering)

C.J.: And that was it.

Grissom gave him a rest,

and an opportunity to answer

some real questions about autism

and when Grissom was
done, McNamara took over

and after McNamara came
Gianelli, grandfathers all.

I'm going to have
to finish this up now

and go into the press room
and explain what happened.

There'll be no vote tonight,
and the Senate will go home...

JOSH: For the week,
and since Stackhouse,

with our help, blew the
print deadline anyway,

there's really no reason...

SAM: for Josh not to go back

to the Conference
Chairman and reopen the bill.

C.J.: There are
so many days here

where you can't imagine that
anything good will ever happen.

JOSH: You're buried under
a black fog of partisanship

and self-promotion
and stupidity...

SAM: and a brand of
politics that's just plain mean.

C.J.: Yes, Hoynes had us nervous
with his admonishment of big oil,

and yes, the President
was making us nervous, too,

but that's for tomorrow,

'cause tonight I've
seen a man with no legs

stay standing, Dad, and a
guy with no voice keep shouting,

and if politics brings
out the worst in people,

then maybe people
bring out the best,

'cause I'm looking
at the TV right now,

and damn if 28 U.S. Senators

haven't just walked
onto the floor to help.

I'll catch the first plane
out in the morning,

and if you wouldn't mind
not turning 70 until tomorrow,

that'd be great.

In the meantime, I
love you so much.

Your daughter, Claudia.

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