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♪ You're so sweet and
saccharine I hardly can believe ♪
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♪ That when I see you coming
I can feel you in my teeth ♪
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♪ Racing through my
senses Candy in my brain ♪
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♪ Rotting everything inside
You give me sugar pain ♪
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♪ Sugar in my blood
making my heart flood ♪
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♪ Pumping through my arteries ♪
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♪ You hit me with a thud. ♪
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OK, thoughts. Josh.
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It's... all right.
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Just all right?
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It's just the "sugar in my
blood, making my heart flood",
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kind of sounds like diabetes.
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Huh... It's a metaphor.
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But if sugar's a problem, I
can always change it to honey.
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It's not just the lyrics. It's
the Father John Misty thing.
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You know, it's all a bit hipster,
faux hippy, fake folk vibe.
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It's just not right for our debut LP.
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- We could change the arrangement.
- It also has no sex appeal.
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- Just given you a semi, eh?
- More like a soft sauna dick.
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You know, I'm not
shrinking, but I'm not hard.
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Trust me, put a Ginger Baker-style
drum arrangement on the back of it
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and it'll get nun's pregnant.
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Who's Ginger Baker?
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He's the drummer for The
Graham Bond Organisation,
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and, more importantly, Cream.
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He's cool, but again, it's not our sound.
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Look at FKA Twigs,
Disclosure, Years & Years...
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we need to be in that, you
know, neo-soul, deep-house space,
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but you know, boyband.
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Cool... I'll work on it.
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OK, thanks for coming in, blokes.
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Now, fuck off, I'll see
you later at the showcase.
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Rest those golden pipes, the
two of you who can actually sing.
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Unbelievable.
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I know, right? Ungrateful little brats.
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You never go against the talent.
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But they work for you, and
you said you liked the song.
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If Josh isn't happy, I can't be happy.
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Are you firing me?
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Don't be ridiculous, I'm
offering you an opportunity.
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You do well at this stuff,
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and it'll be very good for
your potential... solo...
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all that.
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I'm going to put you with Alex,
OK? The producer of their EP.
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And if you two can't come up with
a hit by the end of the day...
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then I'll fire you.
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♪ Ooh, yeah, baby ♪
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.MY-SUBS.com
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♪ Got diabetes... ♪
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Hmm...
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- I'm dying.
- Is it cancer? - No, worse.
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- Roly caught you wanking again?
- I caught him.
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Waste baskets full of tissues,
a whole house out of hand lotion.
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All of the towels crack like plasterboard.
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Can you talk to him?
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Why? it sounds like he's
got a grip on the situation.
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Just tell him that it's normal
and it's nothing to be ashamed of
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and make sure he's not getting
distorted ideas about sex
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from the media and porn and stuff
like that, and that women are equal.
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- Why don't you tell him?
- He won't listen to me... I'm a woman.
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I'll talk to him. I'm sure
something will... rub off.
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Eurgh! Oh, I need you guys
out of the house all afternoon
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cos my fertility app is showing three eggs.
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- Oh, no, not three eggs.
- That is peak ovulation!
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Me and Bruce are going to
be at it like teenagers.
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What, fumbling around in
the back of his dad's Volvo
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before he comes all over your shoes?
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Don't make me laugh...
my tits are really sore.
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Are you sure you're not
already, you know...?
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Don't jinx it!
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Just get Roly out of here
and don't forget the talk.
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- What talk?
- See you later, bye.
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Ah... Take a seat.
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- Roly...
- Is it about me walking the dog?
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Maybe now she'll finally learn to knock.
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- I hate hormones. When does it end?
- When I find out, I'll let you know.
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The sneaking around is the worst.
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It's like I'm cheating
on myself... with myself.
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I was hoping I was going to fall
somewhere on the asexual spectrum
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but I don't think that's going to pan out.
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I hate to admit this, Uncle Andy,
but I think I need a girlfriend.
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What about, um, Ruby?
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That ship has sailed. She's
dating a sixth-former now.
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- Tiffany?
- My soon-to-be stepsister? - Fair point.
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But you're never going to
land anyone in those clothes.
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What? It's the speed of
light in metres per second.
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Roly, there comes a point in every
skinny androgynous boy's life when
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he realises that the
children's-show-host-with-a-heart-condition look
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isn't working out
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and his only chance of getting
laid will be to go full vampire.
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- What's this?
- My old band T-shirts.
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I used to be skinny like you once,
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but don't worry, you'll fill into
your full manly shape eventually.
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- How did the song go?
- Oh, they said I didn't have enough sex appeal.
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Those pricks wouldn't understand sex
appeal if it bent them over a chair.
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And unless I work with some useless
producer, I'm going to get fired.
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- Oh, dearie me, good luck with that.
- Whoa!
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Why don't you come with
me? I could use the support.
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I'd love to, but I've got reading.
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Any more of your "reading"
and you'll go blind.
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That's a myth. Trust me, I googled it.
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Look, if you help me, I'll give you
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a box of Uncle Frank's
'80s porn mags, yeah?
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It's got long nails, tan
lines, full bush, the works.
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Trust me, those things
are like gold dust now.
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Well, I suppose I could use some fresh air.
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Remember, you've got to
back me up all the way,
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otherwise this idiot's
going to walk all over us.
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You've got it.
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- What are you doing?
- High-five.
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That looks like a Sieg Heil. Put it away.
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Look at him, standing around like a douche
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while everyone else does
the heavy lifting. Huh!
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Hi. Andy King.
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Um...
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- You're Alex, right?
- Lex, visitors.
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You're Andy, right?
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Alex? My senior producer.
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I prefer Lex.
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Hey, who's your bag man?
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That's my nephew, Errol, co-writer.
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Nice to meet you, Lex.
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That's a deep voice you got there.
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He, uh, takes after me.
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- You a big Massive Attack fan?
- Yeah.
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- Actually, that's my T-shirt.
- Quality taste.
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- From their Mezzanine tour.
- Dang, you must be old!
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I mean, I was really, really
underage when I saw them, so...
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- What's all this for?
- NTL are having a press showcase tonight.
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I don't know why Marsh decided
to dump you guys on me today...
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No offence.
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None taken. I love dumping.
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It's not you. It's just, he knows
that I don't have time to think
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about the next album when NTL are
still performing the old songs.
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God, I'm bricking it!
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Hey, no need to, kiddo. I remember
when I started producing...
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Kiddo? Lol! Look, I only look 16.
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I'm actually 23, and
this is my 12th showcase,
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but the jitters never stop.
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I probably shouldn't have drank
five cups of coffee, though, eh?
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- Whatever gets you going, though.
- Yeah, I'm going a lot.
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People with dysentery are much
less likely to get bowel cancer.
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That is legitimately interesting.
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- I know loads of crap facts.
- Save it for the song, eh?
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My PA, Trevor, will set
you up at the back table,
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and I'll be back in a bit.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks. - No probs, sexy.
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Why, thank you. Right back at ya.
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What? Uh, I meant him, but,
uh, yeah, you too, toots.
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I'm really sorry.
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It's fine. It's not me, is it?
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No! Just that position was a
little ambitious out of the gates.
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You know, you're still
super-sexy. Like Patsy Kensit.
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- Patsy Kensit?
- From Lethal Weapon 2.
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I know who she is, but that
was, like, 30 years ago.
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So? Retro is the new
now-tro. Sorry, I'm babbling.
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It's just a lot of pressure
trying to make a new life,
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doing God's work.
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Speaking of God's work, how
about good old missionary?
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Missionaries are cool, right?
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Yeah, they help with food
aid, literacy, building worlds,
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forcing religion on
people who look like me.
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There's no time for
colonial grievances, Bruce.
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Get your head in the game.
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All right, OK, how about a nice back-rub?
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Ooh, I never turn down a back-rub.
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Brr! It's cold in here.
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You should probably cover
up your little chicken arms
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- with your old-man jumper.
- I think you're right.
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I think I should start to
embrace my physicality more,
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tap into my inner immortal.
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Is that because of what Lex said? Get real.
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You're 15 and she's 23...
there's an eight-year age gap.
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That'd be like trying to put
a Sega cartridge into an Xbox.
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She's 11 years younger than you,
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and I'm going to be legal
in a few months, anyway.
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- What's a Sega?
- Hey, what you two taking about?
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- Law.
- Sega.
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- Vampires.
- Jumpers.
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All very good song topics.
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Now, let me hear what you've got.
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♪ You're so sweet and saccharine ♪
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♪ I hardly can believe ♪
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♪ When I see you coming ♪
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♪ Well, I feel it in my teeth... ♪
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Can I stop you there?
Um, not feeling the sexy.
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All I write are sexy love songs.
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You've got think about NTL's audience.
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It's not about what's sexy to a grown man,
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but what's sexy to a teenage girl.
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♪ Anaemic little boy ♪
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♪ With nothing much say ♪
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♪ Not on an asexual spectrum ♪
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♪ But a spectrum that
starts with an "A" ♪
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♪ He wants to date the
only girl that he knows ♪
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♪ But he's got to go home to
watch Michael Mos... ley. ♪
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Hey. Don't you dare besmirch Mosley.
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You can clearly riff.
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Now all you have to do is
find your inner teen girl.
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Oh, yeah. Sure, she's
just screaming to get out.
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Help, I haven't got an inner teen girl!
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Yes, you do. We all
have an inner teen girl.
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Penelope?
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"Yes, Errol? Haven't
spoken to you in a while."
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I know. Sorry, I've been
rather busy with my school work.
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How have you been?
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"I've been very well.
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"Sometimes I do wish we spoke more, though.
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"I passed my dance exams,
I don't suppose you knew."
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No, sorry. I should've texted.
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I'd love to carry on with
this conversation, Penelope,
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but Uncle Andy has a question for you.
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What... sort of songs do you like...
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...Penelope?
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"I like songs about
strong female friendships,
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"party songs for the summer
and songs about new dance steps.
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"But I love nothing more than..."
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Oh, God.
- What, what's wrong?
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That voice is a lot
harder than it used to be.
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Crap! If I get fired,
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then Marsh isn't going to give
me a shot at a solo career,
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and then what am I going to do?
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- I don't know any real teen girls.
- Yes, you do.
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Hey, Tiff!
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It's Uncle Andy.
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You're not my uncle.
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Well, not technically, but you're my
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yet-to-be-married brother-in-law's
ex-step daughter, so...
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What do you want, Andy? I'm at my mum's.
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I have a favour to ask.
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Uh...
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Good day, my ladies.
Here for the old showcase?
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We've been here since last night.
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We love NTL so much. Are you a fan?
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Actually I'm here in a
professional capacity.
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- No way. Are you a singer?
- Songwriter.
237
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Working on a song for them
now. Just taking a break.
238
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Mental recharge.
239
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,919
Can I ask you ladies a question?
What sort of guys do you fancy?
240
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,679
- I only fancy boys in books.
- What kind of boys?
241
00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:37,479
- Green eyes.
- Just green eyes?
242
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,159
Green eyes and secret royalty.
243
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,799
How can you be secret royalty?
244
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Like a prince or a duke,
but he goes to normal school.
245
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,079
You know, in disguise.
246
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,399
- And what do you find romantic?
- Love triangles.
247
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,399
Like, she has to choose...
248
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,679
- Let me guess, prince over duke?
- Mostly.
249
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,039
- Are we done?
- Sure.
250
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,639
You don't find Errol attractive, do you?
251
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,799
I mean he looks
252
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,199
a cross between a stick insect
and that Scream painting.
253
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,199
Girls don't find that
attractive now, do they?
254
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,439
Bye, Andy.
255
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,759
Slow down, can you go over that
bit about the texting again?
256
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,119
OK, so when you steal his phone
257
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,199
and then you see he's been
sexting some other bitch,
258
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,999
and then you sext him pretending
to be her and then she comes over
259
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,279
and you get into a massive
cat fight and someone films it.
260
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,079
Oh, wait, that's happened to you?
261
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,799
Yeah, or like when you send nudes
on Snapchat, but then you break up,
262
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,479
and he asks for ransom or
he'll, like, put them up online,
263
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,279
but you're like "I'm proud
of all of this. #BodyPos."
264
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,679
Isn't all of this illegal?
265
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,119
- If he acts crazy, that means he loves you.
- That's passion.
266
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,159
Do you think older women are into that too?
267
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,919
There you are.
268
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,039
Ladies, is this little nerd bothering you?
269
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,319
Is he your dad?
270
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:41,279
I'm his young, cool uncle. Like
Uncle Jesse from Full House.
271
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,879
- What's Full House?
- Google it.
272
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,799
So, what are you lot talking
about? Vaping? Alcopops? Emojis?
273
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,999
- Nothing.
- Nothing.
274
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,719
- I don't believe it.
- I know.
275
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,839
Those girls were demented.
All they care about is drama.
276
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,119
What about climate change,
277
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,519
the refugee crisis, or
dissolution of the EU?
278
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,919
No, I can't believe that
they were sacred of me.
279
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,359
I used to be a hit with teenage girls,
280
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,039
and now I'm just a gross old guy.
281
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,679
How can I write a song for
them if they don't even like me?
282
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,439
Snap out of it, you just
need a confidence boost.
283
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,079
OK. Tell me something nice about myself.
284
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,279
Not from me. From someone who means it.
285
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,519
- Yello?
- Gwen.
286
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,759
What did you see in me?
287
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,079
Oh, no, are you having
another dark night of the soul?
288
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,319
- No, no.
- You need me to sing lead vocals
289
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,119
on another track cos you finally realised
290
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,319
I'm a better singer than you?
291
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,839
You wish!
292
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,679
- What is it, then?
- It's just...
293
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,999
am I sexy?
294
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,919
Mm...
295
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,239
I'll take that as a yes.
296
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,919
I told you not to take that call.
297
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,359
I know, but with Andy, you
never know if it's life or death.
298
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,999
Sorry, Andy, the TV's on really loud.
299
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,039
I'll turn it down.
300
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,639
Why did you like me?
301
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,919
I mean, you're nine years younger
than me... what was the attraction?
302
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,559
Well, I like hairy-beary
guys, and you had great weed.
303
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,919
Plus I'm into emotionally fragile men.
304
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,239
Or how about I was a massive stud?
305
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,119
I mean, you used to love that thing
I did with my tongue, didn't you?
306
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,959
Is that Casper?
307
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,640
Hey, stud!
308
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,520
Ooh! Bye!
309
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,519
Ha, ha... ha...
310
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,359
What thing he did with his tongue?
311
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,199
He'd write lyrics with his tongue,
and I'd have to guess the song.
312
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,039
It gave me a whole new
appreciation for Cool For Cats.
313
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,400
I'll show your cat what's cool.
314
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,399
- How long have I been asleep?
- Two hours. - Shit! Two hours?
315
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,920
I know, I know, three eggs,
but you looked so serene.
316
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,679
Oh, man, those back-rubs are lethal.
317
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,239
Are you working on a new comic?
318
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,680
Yes. But... it's not finished.
319
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,439
Ow! What?
320
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,159
♪ I've got green eyes
I've counted two ♪
321
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,959
♪ I sent those pictures just for you ♪
322
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,759
♪ My blood is blue My eyes are green ♪
323
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,519
♪ My texts for you They were obscene ♪
324
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,239
♪ I saw the cat fight from my phone ♪
325
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,919
♪ I filmed it on my mobile phone ♪
326
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,639
♪ I am a secret royalty ♪
327
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,559
♪ I have green eyes
They help me see... ♪
328
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,759
♪ Green! ♪
329
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,799
The green eyes. Is that, like, a metaphor?
330
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,879
What? No, the... the... I
mean, they're just green eyes.
331
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,959
I thought that's what you girls liked.
332
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:19,599
Sure, sure. It's just, I hear
"green eyes", I think jealousy.
333
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,679
Who's jealous? Of what?
334
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,159
What did you think of the cat
fight and the filming it part?
335
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,719
That bit was kind of cool.
336
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,039
Look, the tune is good.
337
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,159
You just need to know the
emotional through line.
338
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,800
Keep trying. I'm sure you'll crack it.
339
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,000
You hear that? She thinks I'm kind of cool
340
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,199
She said "kinda cool" like
Screech is "kinda handsome".
341
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,959
- What's Screech? - Saved By The Bell.
- Was that another old thing?
342
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,039
She said the only good part was
the tune, and that was all me.
343
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,799
Look, Uncle Andy, you always get the girl.
344
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,399
Can't you just give me this one shot?
345
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,439
And if I fall, it'll be on my own sword.
346
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,960
I hear you've been doing a
lot more than falling on it.
347
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,719
Fine, you go for it.
348
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:08,599
In fact, I'll even help. I
know loads about older ladies.
349
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,719
- You'd do that for me?
- Sure, pal, what are uncles for?
350
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,519
First, I'll open up with a cheeky joke,
351
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,919
like, uh, what do you call a
person who plays too much saxophone?
352
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,959
- What?
- A sax addict.
353
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,759
Then I'll move on to talk
about art, literature and music.
354
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,439
And then I'll slip in a humble brag.
355
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,599
Nicola Sturgeon followed me on Twitter.
356
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,319
- Have you heard of negging?
- Like adding negative integers?
357
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,999
It's a compliment that's also a
subtle knock to her self-esteem.
358
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,479
- Why would you want to do that?
- To make her crave your approval.
359
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,399
Example... you remind me of my
little sister. She's a real nerd.
360
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,879
Now your turn.
361
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:43,599
I like your hands. They look
soft, but not... too soft.
362
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,479
No. Again.
363
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,559
- Hi, are you lost?
- Why?
364
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,959
Because you've got a far-off look.
365
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,719
Maybe you're a dreamer.
366
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:57,199
Or maybe you're scared that
people can see what you really are.
367
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,759
A bitter impostor
grasping at shreds of bliss
368
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,199
while real happiness
falls through your fingers,
369
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,199
knowing that you'll never have the
life that you desperately crave.
370
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,160
You're too broken inside.
371
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,319
- Can I get you a drink?
- Bet... better.
372
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,119
- Also, I like the grey in your beard.
- It's distinguished like a rabbi.
373
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,279
OK, we get it!
374
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,959
Get back to me, yeah? OK, cool, nice.
375
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,519
Marsh will be here soon. You
guys got new lyrics ready?
376
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:25,559
No, but I... I like your old-lady shoes.
377
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,119
Uh... thanks.
378
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,199
Um, I got them off your mum.
379
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,839
Well, at least you can change your shoes.
380
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,799
Shame about... your... face.
381
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,799
Are you negging me?
382
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,239
No, what gave you that dumb idea?
383
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,320
You stupid cutie!
384
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,920
Mmm, too bad. Better luck next time.
385
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,640
She called me cute.
386
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,839
Psst! Hey, Errol.
387
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,239
Ooh, hello, girls. Are you, uh...
388
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,559
You're... you're looking all very tired.
389
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,239
It's from all this waiting.
390
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:10,679
Yeah, good luck checking
in with all those... bags.
391
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,999
Maybe you could help us get
in early, give us a tour?
392
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,520
We'd make it worth your while.
393
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,879
Hey, Andy, you ready for me?
I'm caffeinated and fascinated.
394
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,519
And plus we're running low on time, so...
395
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,559
Look, I just want to say I'm sorry
396
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,039
if I came across as defensive earlier.
397
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,039
I'm a passionate and
sensitive guy, you know?
398
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,679
I can't switch it off.
399
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:38,319
When I write... and between the
sheets. It's a gift and a curse.
400
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,719
Mostly a gift.
401
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,519
Dude, you have nothing to apologise for.
402
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,639
I just want you to write
from an honest place.
403
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,160
Now, come on, bring it in.
404
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,319
- Lex!
- OK, BRB.
405
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,559
I want to hear some lyrics.
406
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,159
- What was all that about?
- I don't know.
407
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,239
One minute we were
discussing chord progressions,
408
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,839
and the next, she was all over me.
409
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,039
Can't a guy get any work done around here?
410
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,079
What's with the posse,
joining the suffragettes?
411
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,159
They begged me for a backstage
tour. Turns out I'm irresistible.
412
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,479
- Hey, is that my baby?
- Hey, boyfriend!
413
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,079
"Boyfriend"?
414
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,479
Whoo! Mwah!
415
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,239
Of course that's why she's
their producer. Total nepotism!
416
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,919
Well, technically, it's cronyism.
417
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,359
Josh, you know Andy,
418
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:29,359
and that's his nephew, co-writer
and all-round cutie, Errol.
419
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,879
Phew! For a second I thought
I was meeting my replacement.
420
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,279
- Nice shirt, little man.
- Actually, that's my shirt.
421
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,440
And I'm not little. I'm in the
top 15th percentile for my age.
422
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,239
I thought it'd be good for Josh
to hear the track before Mar...
423
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,039
Oh, shit, it's Marsh.
424
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,560
Yeah, yeah. Great.
425
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,439
- What an idiot.
- He's not going to provide for her needs.
426
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,559
I could do our taxes
and maximise our return.
427
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,079
And look at his little torso,
I bet he's a shit big spoon.
428
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,839
He doesn't even know the best
brunch spots. Bet he uses Time Out.
429
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,639
She should start afresh with someone young
430
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,999
who understands the intricacies
of self-employed status.
431
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,999
Or she could go for someone
with a driving licence
432
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,199
and can legally buy alcohol.
433
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,959
Did I mention I know how to brew
alcohol? Not to toot my own horn.
434
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,159
And you do like to toot it.
435
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,519
Code red, guys. Marsh
will be here in 30 minutes.
436
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,039
Well, I should, uh, relieve
myself of my tour group.
437
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,160
Girls!
438
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,519
I've lost my girls.
439
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,999
Girls!
440
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,319
Girls!
441
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,360
Oh!
442
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,319
- We saw you talking to Josh.
- Oh, him.
443
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,279
Can you introduce us?
Josh is my absolute fave.
444
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,959
Well, Liam's my favourite and then Josh,
445
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,119
but I ship "Losh", so I'm good either way.
446
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,679
I don't want to get in any trouble.
447
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,599
You're cute, you remind me of
my brother. He's also a coward.
448
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,719
- Are you negging me?
- We're not negging. We're begging.
449
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,079
Please, you're too cute to be mean!
450
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,279
- Come on, come on, we'll do anything...
- Please...
451
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,839
- Please!
- Please!
452
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,599
Ladies!
453
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,000
Control yourselves.
454
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,720
Andy.
455
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,879
Let me ask you a question,
456
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,759
and, uh, answer me honestly.
457
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,359
OK.
458
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,399
6.75 inches. 7 if I pull on it.
459
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,679
What? No.
460
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,879
- What do you think about romance novels?
- Rubbish.
461
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:20,439
And girlie things like ponies,
dolls and sparkly vampires?
462
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,879
Crap, crap and more crap.
463
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,640
And... boy bands?
464
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,680
It's all right, just let it out.
465
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,199
I hate them. I hate them
and their music, all right?
466
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,759
They're disposable,
insubstantial bubble-gum pop crap.
467
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,839
And only teen girls love them,
so you think it's beneath you.
468
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,879
And you're trying to write a bad song
469
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,000
because you think that's
what the audience deserves.
470
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,919
Andy...
471
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,079
the Beatles were a boyband.
472
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,079
The Pistols were a manufactured pop group.
473
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,359
Once you strip it back, all you're
left with are chords and lyrics.
474
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,000
A song is a song.
475
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,520
And all audiences deserve your best effort.
476
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,639
So, what you're saying...
477
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,360
is that it's almost as if...
478
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,840
...teenage girls...
479
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,559
...are people.
480
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,679
Hi, I'm Lance, your IT specialist.
481
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,679
I understand you have a
computer that needs servicing.
482
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,359
You've got malware on your hard drive
483
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,399
from downloading too
much filthy pornography.
484
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,719
Oh, dear...
485
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,559
Yeah, it's quite serious... pornography.
486
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,359
I've been a naughty girl, I
guess, so what you going to do?
487
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,399
Well, I'll just have to reformat
your hard drive from scratch.
488
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,359
Jesus, I hope you still
have your OS start discs.
489
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,959
- But what are you going to do to me?
- Give you a stern talking to about
490
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,799
which websites you visit in the future.
491
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,079
I suggest downloading AdBlock
and creating a whitelist,
492
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,719
and you should use private browsing mode
493
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,239
and delete these cookies regularly.
494
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,279
- It's fine, we all make mistakes.
- Bruce...
495
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,479
Too technical?
496
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,999
It's moved away from sexual
fantasy into actual IT support.
497
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,879
Sorry, I just get really annoyed
when the jargon's not accurate.
498
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,559
This isn't getting us out
of our comfort zone enough.
499
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,039
It's hard keeping it fresh
with all this pressure.
500
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,999
- I just wish we could do something spontaneous...
- And filthy.
501
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,719
Really, really filthy, like,
properly nasty disgusting filth.
502
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,640
Ha!
503
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,679
Yep, nothing more filthy than Andy's flat.
504
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,720
Freud would have a field day with this one.
505
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,239
Help. Teach me to stop being sexy.
506
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,639
It's a family curse,
what am I supposed to do?
507
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,279
You've stolen my mojo. I should've
never given you all my T-shirts.
508
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,599
It's not the T-shirts...
it's me. I'm metamorphosing.
509
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,199
We get it. Puberty is Kafkaesque.
510
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,239
Kafkaesque doesn't actually
refer to body horror,
511
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,439
it means nightmarishly
bureaucratic, but whatever.
512
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,519
Oh, yeah, whatever
Mr. I-Know-Big-Words.
513
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,039
- Riddle me this... where's the G-spot?
- Irrelevant.
514
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,079
You're just jealous cos
Lex likes me more than you.
515
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,159
You're kidding yourself.
She's out of your league.
516
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,959
The closest you've ever
come to a girlfriend
517
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,959
- is "Rosie Palm" and her five friends.
- Oh, yeah?
518
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,879
Well, at least I don't have genital warts,
519
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,440
and I never will because
I've had the HPV vaccine.
520
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,760
I mean, I don't have genital
warts either, um, any... anymore.
521
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,319
That's it. I'm done here.
522
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,239
I'll just tell Marsh it's over
and then, so long, solo career.
523
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,200
Go and say goodbye to your eight
million girlfriends, we're leaving.
524
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,359
What's a nice girl like you
doing in a place like this?
525
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,359
Oh, you were right, Josh.
526
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,879
I've lost it. I don't
have sex appeal any more.
527
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,199
I'm like Freddie Prinze
Jr. after Scooby-Doo.
528
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,959
And now I've got to watch my nerd nephew
529
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,839
rise to the top of the mountain
while I get put out to pasture.
530
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,839
And now it's cardigans and
prunes from here on out.
531
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,679
Oh, shut it, I said the song had
no sex appeal, not you, you numpty.
532
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,959
I think you're sexy as fuck.
533
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,239
Really? You're not just... blowing smoke?
534
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,959
I would like to blow something.
535
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,279
I mean, you're a bit on the young
side for me, but I love a good DILF.
536
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,919
- Well, I'm not actually a dad...
- Whatever.
537
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,479
You can be my daddy any time.
538
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,599
Just count yourself lucky that I am taken.
539
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,959
- Cos you're dating Lex, right?
- No, wrong team. She's just a bestie.
540
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,200
See you around, hot stuff. Woof.
541
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,520
Woof.
542
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,799
♪ Baby girl ♪
543
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,400
♪ I've been watching you ♪
544
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,439
♪ Something strange is happening ♪
545
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,799
♪ I feel it deep inside Oooh ♪
546
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,879
♪ Never been so vulnerable
You've left me open wide ♪
547
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,639
♪ Every time your name comes
up this jackal tries to hide ♪
548
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,999
♪ Oooh When I saw you kissing ♪
549
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,079
♪ Something deep within me died ♪
550
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,879
♪ I've been going crazy girl
I've nearly lost my mind ♪
551
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,599
♪ Green-eyed In fact,
I'm past insanity ♪
552
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,959
♪ So nearly is too kind Oooh ♪
553
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:57,199
♪ Your picture's on the
internet It wasn't hard to find ♪
554
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,240
♪ Didn't see it coming cos
this green eye's made me blind ♪
555
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,839
♪ Green-eyed monster Work your body ♪
556
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,999
♪ Work, work your body Oooh ♪
557
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,079
♪ Watching you across the room ♪
558
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,919
♪ Green-eyed monster Work your body ♪
559
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,479
♪ Work, work your body Oooh ♪
560
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,759
♪ Watching you across
the room Ah, ah, yeah ♪
561
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,999
♪ I went to the doctor ♪
562
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,239
♪ With a green-eyed monster ♪
563
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,479
♪ Said she could handle
it What did she say? ♪
564
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,039
♪ But it's going to cost ya ♪
565
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,519
♪ I've given up on food and
sleep I don't know what to do ♪
566
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:37,639
♪ Who are all these assholes
stood before me in the queue? ♪
567
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,639
♪ It isn't paranoia if
it turns out to be true ♪
568
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,199
♪ You've told me it was over
now you've left me feeling ♪
569
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,159
♪ Green-eyed
monster Ye-ea-ah ♪
570
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,679
♪ I've been paying
for my sins Ye-ea-ah ♪
571
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,639
♪ Green-eyed monster never wins ♪
572
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,359
♪ Green-eyed
monster Ye-ea-ah ♪
573
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,439
♪ I've been trying
everything Ye-ea-ah ♪
574
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,920
♪ I've been going through your bins. ♪
575
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,360
Green eyes as a metaphor for jealousy.
576
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,960
Clever. Josh, verdict.
577
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,560
It'll get nuns pregnant.
578
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,159
Welcome to the dark side.
579
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,479
You've just written
your first boy-band song.
580
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,239
Well, couldn't have done it without you.
581
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,919
I think I have a new-found
respect for what Zayn went through.
582
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,959
Teenage girls can be
scarier than the Zika virus.
583
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,559
- Oh, my God!
- Ladies, not now.
584
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,799
Errol, can you step aside?
585
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,679
Yeah, you're blocking our view of Josh.
586
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,359
Well, time to get to work.
587
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,119
- You guys staying for the showcase?
- I got to get home, laundry night.
588
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,520
Errol might stay, though.
589
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,080
Lex, I have no artistry in
this area, but here goes.
590
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,119
I dig you, and, uh, what do
you think of younger guys?
591
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,959
I'm going to be legal
in a few months, anyway.
592
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,519
You're not ready for a woman in her 20s.
593
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,959
But... I'm mature for my age.
594
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,679
Look, you're very cute,
and I love your T-shirt,
595
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,639
but I need a guy who remembers
before Facebook was invented,
596
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,919
and you need a nice
person closer to your age.
597
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,079
You feel me?
598
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,240
Uncle Andy, wait, wait, wait.
599
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,159
What happened with Lex?
600
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,319
I just remembered it's the
Countdown finals tonight.
601
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,040
I love watching Rachel
Riley bash out those vowels.
602
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:35,559
Get it? Bash out. Because
it's a masturbation joke.
603
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,559
I get it. Actually that reminds me...
604
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,799
- Those should keep you busy for a while.
- Thank you.
605
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,359
And we should probably make a rule
606
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,559
to, uh, not fight over the same girl again.
607
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,839
- There was no contest. Trust me.
- If you say so.
608
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,279
What's in the box?
609
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,960
- Oh, it's just Uncle Andy's old porn mags.
- Oh.
610
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,799
So, how did the three-egging go?
611
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,079
Not sure yet, I only
just put the batter in.
612
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,960
Uh, oh, I must've come... I'm going to go.
613
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,999
Hey, long time, no chat.
614
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,319
How's it going?
615
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,439
- This Andy King?
- Yeah.
616
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,199
Your friend left her phone
in the back of my cab.
617
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,679
You're top of her favourites.
618
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,079
Really?
619
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,719
Where do you live? I'll drop it off.
620
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,799
You're going to drop it
off. What, from New York?
621
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,119
Do I sound like I'm in New York?
622
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:34,359
Your friend left her
phone in my black cab.
623
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,800
She's in London, mate.
624
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:38,518
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