Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162
WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
1
00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,210
♪ This is a story of
watching a man dying
2
00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:09,130
♪ The subject's unpopular
but I don't feel like lying
3
00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:11,170
~ ♪ No, no
~ When I think of it now,
4
00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,410
♪ I acted like a sinner
5
00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:17,170
♪ I just washed my hands and
I went for my dinner... ♪
6
00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:20,050
'We're talking today
about new beginnings.
7
00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,290
'Moments in your life where you
feel like it's time for a change.
8
00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:26,970
'So, er, I'm on with a caller.
Hi. What was your second chapter?'
9
00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:28,490
'So I used to work in the City...'
10
00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:31,450
~ You're going to have to let her go.
~ But there's nothing wrong with her.
11
00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,410
All you've got to do is replace
the windscreen, she's good as new.
12
00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:36,010
Mate, this car's deader than disco.
13
00:00:36,060 --> 00:00:38,610
I can't in any good conscience
let you drive her out of here.
14
00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,690
I get it. You found Jamiroquai
in the tape deck?
15
00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,730
Look, I can explain.
I was feeling nostalgic!
16
00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:46,330
It's not Jamiroquai. Problem is,
you'd be safer driving a shark tank.
17
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,250
Your gear box is shot, your engine
bearings are worn to shit
18
00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,810
and your steering column's
rustier than an old anchor.
19
00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:54,330
It'd actually be more expensive
to fix it than buy a new car.
20
00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,170
But I've had that car since uni!
21
00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,490
We've been through
everything together.
22
00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:00,850
The break-ups and
the hangovers and...
23
00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:02,770
I had my only threesome
in that back seat.
24
00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:06,130
Yeah? What was it, girl-girl-boy
or... boy-boy-girl?
25
00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:09,090
A threesome's a threesome! Point
is, I'm not going to abandon her.
26
00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:11,330
Look, how old are you,
mate? What, 40, 41?
27
00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:13,050
~ I'm 32.
~ Really?
28
00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:15,650
Look, don't you think you should
start driving something
29
00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,010
a little bit more... mature?
30
00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:19,730
Face it, pal, you're
not at uni any more.
31
00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,490
.. two... three...
32
00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:28,370
~ Roly?
~ It's not my OCD.
33
00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:30,130
~ What?
~ Nothing. Um, is mum here?
34
00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:32,730
Not yet. Do you have a minute
for a chat in the living room?
35
00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:35,780
While I have a pulse, every
room's a living room.
36
00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:37,980
Hey, Roly.
37
00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,050
Oh, is this about me
reorganising the shoe rack?
38
00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,010
I'm sorry I put yours
on the bottom, Veronica.
39
00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:47,290
It's just, heels look
better on floor level.
40
00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:48,330
No, it's fine.
41
00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:50,810
And thank you for colour
coordinating everything,
42
00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,570
it looks much... neater.
43
00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,010
Veronica and I just want
you to know we're so proud
44
00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:57,610
of how you've handled this last year.
45
00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,130
There's been a lot of change.
46
00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,650
I know I'm a big part of that.
47
00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:03,850
And sorry I added those series
links without your permission.
48
00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:07,770
You've dealt with it all so admirably
and shown real maturity.
49
00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:10,730
I can't believe you're
turning 14 in two weeks!
50
00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,170
You're becoming a man
in front of our eyes.
51
00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,820
It's like you could
cope with anything.
52
00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,730
Look, Roly, the thing is, um...
53
00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:23,570
Veronica and I are...
54
00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:26,050
Oh! That'll be mum. Er, TBC guys.
55
00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:32,210
They made me kill my car.
56
00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,410
I feel like Lassie's just been shot.
57
00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:36,410
~ Can I come in?
~ I don't hear from you for months
58
00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:37,690
and now you want to come in?
59
00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:41,050
Can't we just go back to the
way things were before the...
60
00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,130
~ K-I-S-S?
~ It happened, Andy.
61
00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:45,530
G-R-O-W U-P.
62
00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:49,410
~ Grow up!
~ You should have said
there was a space in it.
63
00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,210
This was a mistake,
I'm sorry, I'll go.
64
00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,060
Ryan and I broke up.
65
00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:59,090
Do you want me to have
a word with him?
66
00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:00,890
I mean, I can tell him
it was all my fault.
67
00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:02,210
No, I... I broke it off.
68
00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:04,650
He'll make an amazing
husband to somebody.
69
00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,890
I'm just... I'm not ready.
70
00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:09,530
~ You having a spring clean?
~ Yeah, er...
71
00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,210
~ I'm moving.
~ I heard that the rent
round here is crazy town.
72
00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,450
~ To America.
~ Well, you can start with South Croydon.
73
00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,970
It'd make the commute easier.
74
00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:19,930
Actually, I-I saw a listing for
a publishing house in New York.
75
00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:21,130
Editor's assistant.
76
00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:24,530
Shit pay, but, um, it's always been
my dream to work in publishing.
77
00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,490
I didn't know you liked books.
78
00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,480
I'm an English teacher.
79
00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,290
So, when are you leaving?
80
00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,680
Tonight.
81
00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:37,450
You know you-you inspired me
to make this change, Andy.
82
00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,690
You live on the edge of disaster
and I could do with a bit of that.
83
00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:43,250
Spent my life trying
to be a grown-up and...
84
00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,890
it's time to be selfish for a change.
85
00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:47,650
~ Yeah. Doesn't this seem a bit rash, though?
~ You tell me, Andy.
86
00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:51,000
Is there any reason I should
give it a second thought?
87
00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:55,130
I leave for Heathrow at five.
88
00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:58,450
♪ I could never be your woman... ♪
89
00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,850
'And that was a classic
track from White Town.
90
00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:04,290
'We're still talking about taking
a plunge and changing your life.'
91
00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:05,690
Hi, caller, what's your name?
92
00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:08,930
Hi, it's, um... Zach.
93
00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:10,890
Hi, Zach, what can we do for you?
94
00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:12,450
Well...
95
00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,130
I never thought it would happen to me
96
00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:17,410
and then one day I found
myself falling madly into
97
00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:22,010
a massive case of...
98
00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,130
the bed bugs.
99
00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,770
All of a sudden, I find out
that the bed bugs are planning
100
00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:29,490
on moving to America and I'm not
sure I want to get rid of them.
101
00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:31,690
No, you always want to
get rid of bed bugs.
102
00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:32,890
Bed bugs are bad.
103
00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,010
Hello?
104
00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,650
Holy shit!
105
00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:38,250
Great space and wonderful views.
106
00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,770
George, what's going on?
107
00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:42,290
The bedroom has terrific light.
108
00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,210
And we'll deal with the smell.
109
00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:45,410
Time's up, Andy.
110
00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:48,050
I'm evicting you and suing you
for three grand in back rent.
111
00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,250
Oh, no, you're not,
cos check this out.
112
00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,410
Boom!
113
00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:54,410
I've just won three and a half grand
for coming third in a song contest.
114
00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,170
Ooh, it's a piece of paper
with your name on it.
115
00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,770
What good's that to me? I'm done
with the delay tactics, Andy.
116
00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:02,570
~ Game over.
~ Wait! What if I can get you
the money by the end of the day?
117
00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:05,130
I'm leaving for Pilates at five,
that gives you three hours.
118
00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,690
After that, I'm changing the locks.
119
00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,650
Don't worry about the carpets, we'll
get them industrially cleaned.
120
00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,810
No more mystery stains.
121
00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,170
They're not mystery stains.
122
00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:14,220
~ They're semen.
~ Eurgh...
123
00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:17,770
What's that about?
124
00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:20,730
Oh, my landlord's kicking me out cos
I haven't paid him his back rent.
125
00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,370
~ You haven't got three grand?
~ Fuck off.
126
00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,490
I'm still struggling to
pay the 20 grand mortgage
127
00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:25,730
I took out for my coke habit.
128
00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,650
Listen, Roly's in a bit of a mood.
129
00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,650
Hey! Here's my sunshine!
130
00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,690
The pollen's making
my sinusitis play up.
131
00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:34,410
Great. Well, I need you both
at the flat for five on the dot.
132
00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:37,290
~ Why me?
~ I'm making dinner, remember. Don't be late.
133
00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:39,010
Bye, sweetheart.
134
00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,650
Did you know that Melodie's
moving to America?
135
00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,530
Yes, the school had a
big going-away party.
136
00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:46,930
Why do you care anyway? I thought
you weren't speaking?
137
00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,290
I don't care. Whatever.
138
00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:50,970
I think Dad's going
to marry Veronica.
139
00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:53,410
What's the point? I'm already
letting her live with us.
140
00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,450
~ Surely that's enough.
~ That must suck for you.
141
00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,090
Anyway, why are we eating at five?
142
00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,930
Is your mum on one of
her weird diets again?
143
00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,890
She's planning my surprise
birthday party.
144
00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:03,570
She thinks she's being clever by
doing it two weeks in advance,
145
00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:06,410
but really it's just like watching
a dog try to solve a Rubik's cube.
146
00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:08,770
I mean, what's so fun about
being in a room full of people
147
00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,810
trying to give me a coronary?
148
00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,850
I hope I die. That'll teach them.
149
00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,210
She's just trying to do something
nice for you. Grow up.
150
00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:17,370
~ You grow up!
~ No, you grow up!
~ No, you grow up!
~ I will!
151
00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,410
By cashing this cheque.
152
00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:21,170
I've already lost the car today
- I'm not going to lose the flat.
153
00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:23,850
Welcome to Cash Pig.
154
00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,330
Our deals are a squeal.
155
00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:28,130
I would like to cash this
cheque, s'il vous plait.
156
00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,250
Sorry. We are out of cash.
157
00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:34,730
Joking! That'd be like a
whorehouse without any whores.
158
00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:36,410
Little man knows what I'm saying.
159
00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:39,330
~ Just so you know - we take a 10% commission.
~ 10%?!
160
00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:42,170
If you've got a problem with that,
you can always go to your bank.
161
00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:45,210
I'm sure they can cash this
in - oh! - two to three days.
162
00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,660
~ 10% fine, that's fine.
~ ID, please.
163
00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:56,490
OK, that's 3,150 paid by
Songtest Inc to Andy King.
164
00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:57,810
Songtest?
165
00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,250
Can I see that cheque?
166
00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,100
No! Don't show him!
167
00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:05,450
That's not your money!
168
00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,530
Ha! He's joking! One minute, please.
169
00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:09,690
I can't believe you didn't
tell me our song won!
170
00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:12,050
~ It didn't win. It came third.
~ That was a collaboration.
171
00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:15,490
We need to split it between
Val, Gwen, Casper, Hugo, me...
172
00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:18,010
They'll get their split
after I'm back on my feet.
173
00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:20,690
~ Until then, nobody has to know.
~ But I know!
174
00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,130
It's like the first time you
find out how sausage is made.
175
00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,330
You can never forget.
176
00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:27,370
If I lose my flat, then I'm going
to be sleeping on your mum's sofa,
177
00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:29,690
touching all your things
when you're at school.
178
00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,860
Your towels, your toothbrush,
your embosser...
179
00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:34,970
You wouldn't.
180
00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:37,050
~ Wouldn't I?
~ Uh-oh.
181
00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:40,130
This cheque is made
out to "Andy King."
182
00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:43,530
The name on this ID is
Andrew. I can't cash this.
183
00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:46,130
You're going to have to get them
to write you another cheque.
184
00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,610
No, no, no. I need that cash today.
185
00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:49,930
Sorry. My manager won't let me.
186
00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,940
But I know a guy...
187
00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,730
Hi.
188
00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:06,140
Er, we're here for
the "Exterminator."
189
00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,340
Hi, er, Mr...
190
00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,170
.. The Exterminator.
191
00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:27,220
We would like the "Total
Kill Package," please.
192
00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:29,690
How much?
193
00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:31,330
Er, th-three grand.
194
00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:35,380
And I can pay you just as
soon as I cash this cheque.
195
00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,690
What the fuck are you doing?!
196
00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:46,890
Give me the slip!
197
00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,010
Sure. Sorry. Yes, yes, sir.
198
00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,420
You wearing a wire?
199
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,690
No, no, no.
200
00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:00,770
No, I've seen Donny Brasco.
201
00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,050
Why's he so quiet?
202
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,370
Because he is a dullard.
203
00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,410
~ What's your name?
~ It's, er...
204
00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:08,250
J-Joey.
205
00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,570
Er, Joey Falcone.
206
00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,570
Sounds like you've got
a bit of an accent there.
207
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,610
Sounds like you've got
a bit of an accent there.
208
00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:18,490
What's an American boy
doing knocking about
209
00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,610
with a middle-aged English weirdo?
210
00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,300
I'm 32! And he's on
an exchange programme.
211
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,210
~ The interest rate's 20%.
~ 20%! That's highway robbery!
212
00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:38,330
The cheque cashiers only took 10!
213
00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:39,810
What a shit accent!
214
00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:42,170
Don't give up your day
job, Dick Van Dyke.
215
00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:44,490
20% will be fine. Kids, eh?
216
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:47,210
That's a nice painting.
Your kids do it?
217
00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:49,410
No.
218
00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,250
My wife did.
219
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,450
It's... It's nice.
220
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,170
Don't lie. It's bloody horrible.
221
00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:57,330
~ I only put it up cos she nagged me.
~ She's got you well by the nuts.
222
00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:59,370
That's because she is
unbelievable in bed,
223
00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,770
otherwise I'd have got rid
of her a very long time ago.
224
00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:05,010
She got a face that could blast
the paint off a barn door.
225
00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:08,250
'Ere - my wife is so ugly,
she could make an onion cry.
226
00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:13,040
Your wife's so ugly, she don't
need no Halloween costume.
227
00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:17,650
My wife is so ugly, our wedding
video's in the horror section!
228
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,850
Your-your wife's so ugly that
the Elephant Man's like,
229
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,640
"Eww - no thanks!"
230
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:31,930
What did you say?
231
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,340
Elephant Man.
232
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,690
Wait there.
233
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,850
Joey Falcone?!
234
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,010
I was masking my
identity, I panicked.
235
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,010
You're one to talk,
you insulted his wife!
236
00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,250
I thought we were bantering!
237
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,050
Well, he's going to kill us now.
He's definitely going to kill you.
238
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,770
~ Relax, I've got a plan.
~ What is it?
239
00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,210
Run!
240
00:10:57,260 --> 00:11:00,730
Roll Away Your Stone
by Mumford & Sons
241
00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:02,180
Faster!
242
00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,500
Oh...
243
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,010
Oh!
244
00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:17,490
Oh, great(!) I lose my flat
in an hour and a half.
245
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:20,290
How about one of those payday loans?
They give those to anyone.
246
00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,770
Not if you've got a worse credit
rating than a Greek bank.
247
00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:24,850
~ Excuse me!
~ Sorry, we don't have any change.
248
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,890
I don't want change. I want sleep.
249
00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:29,570
~ Now move along, we're full up here.
~ Hang on.
250
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,970
~ I'm not homeless.
~ You sure? That jacket screams homeless.
251
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,530
It's vintage!
252
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:37,290
He's going for that,
um, hobo chic look.
253
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,850
I sat outside a Greggs
yesterday for eight hours.
254
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,410
Does that sound chic to you?
255
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,850
No.
256
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:46,890
My life is not some trendy fashion
statement for you to appropriate.
257
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,490
Now, shove off before
I get my mates involved.
258
00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:52,210
Steve over there did three
tours of Afghanistan.
259
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,170
He's a walking Jacob's Ladder.
260
00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:58,320
Well, go on, then! I'm not going
to roll out the red carpet for you.
261
00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,330
Carpet.
262
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:03,610
Carpet. Thank you! Thank you!
263
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,020
Bonny?
264
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,970
~ Bonny!
~ Ugh. A rat.
265
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,410
She wasn't a rat!
266
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,410
She was my friend!
267
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,010
Hey, guys!
268
00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:17,660
He...killed... Bonny!
269
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,920
~ You guys need a lift?
~ Shit, yes!
270
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:33,250
What was that all about?
271
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,610
We was just being chased by
a bunch of deranged tramps.
272
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,530
That's wild. So where to, lads?
273
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,610
Just down the road
to Carpet Brothers?
274
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,010
~ Thanks for this.
~ No probs.
275
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,330
It's all about people helping people.
276
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:47,730
I'm Blake, this is Archie,
Winston, Raymond and Carter.
277
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,570
Welcome to our humble tour van.
278
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,810
~ Are you guys in a band?
~ No, no.
279
00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:53,010
We're a collective.
280
00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:57,490
Bands come with all this baggage
of hierarchy and commercial gain.
281
00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:59,530
And we are just in it for the music.
282
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:02,090
That's why we only use
equipment made pre-'79.
283
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:03,890
That's what I'm talking
about! You know?
284
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:06,610
You can say what you like about
technological advancement,
285
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,290
but for me, it really doesn't
get any better than Phil Spector
286
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,850
~ and his "Wall of Sound."
~ Didn't Phil Spector kill someone?
287
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,010
Yeah, but I mean,
come on, Be My Baby?
288
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:17,250
~ So, er, you guys doing a
lot of touring at the moment?
~ Yeah.
289
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:20,730
~ We've been on the road for a year.
~ Live performance is a dying art.
290
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:23,650
And it's getting to meet
old timers like you
291
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,370
that makes it all
worthwhile, you know?
292
00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:28,930
~ What kind of music do you play?
~ Just music-music, I guess.
293
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,650
We don't really go in
for trends or genres.
294
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,730
Yeah, but, um, who
are your influences?
295
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,890
Again, we don't believe
in influences, really.
296
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,050
But, I mean, you look like
297
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,090
you've got some sort
of folky vibe going on?
298
00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,570
~ You must listen to Jim Croce?
~ Who?
299
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,130
Jim Croce - Operator,
Time In A Bottle?
300
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,810
~ Have you heard of James Taylor?
~ James Taylor?
301
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:49,530
~ Carole King? I mean, you're
fucking with me? Tapestry?
~ No...
302
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:53,530
~ Johnny Cash?
~ Yes, yeah. The guy from
the Joaquin Phoenix movie.
303
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,810
I like that one Adele song
- Make You Feel My Love?
304
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,290
~ That's a Dylan cover!
~ Why is all this so important to you?
305
00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,650
Because music is an evolution.
306
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,210
How can you move forward if you
don't know where you've been?
307
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,650
Forget it. I don't know why I'm
getting worked up about it.
308
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,370
~ It's not like you're signed or anything.
~ Oh, no, we're signed.
309
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:10,570
To Sony. We're supporting Mumford
& Sons on their reunion tour.
310
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,730
~ Oh, hipsters.
~ Did you just call us hipsters?
311
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,650
I think he might have
said "tipsters."
312
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,890
"If you see something, say
something," right, guys?
313
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,330
~ We're not hipsters.
~ Oh, yeah.
314
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:19,890
You just happen to all be dressed
315
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,010
like some sort of
apocalyptic gypsy gang
316
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,090
with facial hair from
the Crimean War.
317
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,730
It takes more than a ukulele
and a tweed jacket
318
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,050
~ to be in a band...
~ Collective.
319
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,530
I hate everything you stand for,
320
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,250
from your roly cigarettes to
your prescription-less glasses
321
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,850
and your artisanal cheese-making
and your male knitting.
322
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,610
You're living in some sort of weird
fictional version of the past
323
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,730
that never existed.
324
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:41,650
But I've got news for you - you're
not beautiful unique snowflakes.
325
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,010
You're nothing but a
bunch of fucking posers!
326
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:48,010
You couldn't keep your stupid mouth
shut for five minutes, could you?!
327
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:51,160
~ They were pricks!
~ Those pricks were trying to help!
328
00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,890
I let you down, I let myself down,
329
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,370
but most importantly, I
let Carpet Brothers down.
330
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,090
I let the carpets down.
331
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:07,690
Since you fired me, I've really
been able to work on myself.
332
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,970
He's friendlier, more
patient, giving.
333
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,850
He's even promised to get me
a microscope for my birthday.
334
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,090
Andy, I don't know
how to tell you this.
335
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,170
Of course you can have your job back.
336
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,810
It's not been the same without you.
337
00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:22,410
I don't want my job back.
338
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,970
I just need to borrow
three grand off you.
339
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:27,050
Look, I can pay you back
in a couple of days,
340
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,050
as soon as I get this cheque cashed.
341
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,100
Please. For my embosser.
342
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,770
OK, I'll lend you the money.
343
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:37,020
If you can sell them a carpet.
344
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,570
Hi there. Can I help you?
345
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,370
Er, yeah, we're looking for some
carpeting for his new bedroom.
346
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:47,210
~ But we're on a budget.
~ Well, we have the best prices in town.
347
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:51,570
Really? This app says Magic Carpet,
which is just 0.28 miles away,
348
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,850
has a 20% sale on all its stock.
349
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:58,850
Well, who cares about discounts? It's
all about quality and selection.
350
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,730
Carpet Brothers' carpets are
made from the finest materials,
351
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:05,330
sourced from all over the world, but
exclusively manufactured in the UK.
352
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,050
~ Who are you?
~ I'm his manager.
353
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,370
Aren't you a little
young to be a manager?
354
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,370
I'm 25. I have a pituitary condition.
355
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,410
~ Oh. Sorry.
~ No worries. It's a common mistake.
356
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:17,650
Can I talk to you over there
for a second, Mr Manager?
357
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,410
What do you think you're doing?
You're screwing this up for me.
358
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,570
~ Where did you get that shirt?
~ Roopesh gave it to me.
359
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,970
The man's a treasure.
360
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:27,330
Look, relax. I know retail. I've
read Mary Portas's book twice.
361
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,770
You've got to be firm, but fair.
362
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,810
Sorry about that. Did
anything catch your eye?
363
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,330
What do you think of this carpet,
Louie? I think it's nice.
364
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,690
That one has the very latest
in stain-resistant
365
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,210
and hard-wearing fibres,
366
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:41,730
and we can offer a 20%
discount for today only.
367
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,730
~ I hate it.
~ Yeah, it's horrible.
368
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:46,050
No problem. I've got something
I think you'll love.
369
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,650
Take a look at this beauty. I'm
sure your dad will approve.
370
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,810
He's not my dad. He's my stepdad.
371
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:53,690
Carpet shopping is his
idea of fun bonding time.
372
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,250
I know how exactly what you mean.
373
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,090
My dad's girlfriend's always trying
to get me to Madame Tussauds.
374
00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,410
I don't care about the
real life David Beckham,
375
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,090
let alone his stupid wax double.
376
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:04,490
Um, I mean, I remember
from when I was your age.
377
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,770
Yeah... And all he ever
talks about is work.
378
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:08,730
I mean, who cares about food science?
379
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,330
Food science can be a lot of fun.
380
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,770
Do you know how they measure
calories? By blowing food up.
381
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,490
~ Really?
~ Yeah. That's my third career choice.
382
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:18,930
Er, before I fell in love
with carpets, of course.
383
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,610
Let's just say that you're
a solitary grizzly bear.
384
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,850
You start having feelings for a fox.
385
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:29,210
She's smart and cute, with soft
hair and quirky sense of humour.
386
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,130
But she's still a fox.
387
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,850
And she might lift you up with
all of her foxy qualities.
388
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,770
But you're just going
to drag her down
389
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,220
with all your bear shit, you know?
390
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,850
I saw a pig doing a goat on YouTube.
391
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:45,010
And he's always buying me
stuff to make me like him.
392
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,650
Hm, exploiting their
insecurities for material gain.
393
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,130
I hadn't thought of that.
394
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:52,010
I mean, um, you remind me a lot
of myself when I was your age.
395
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,730
~ You're a weird guy.
~ Thanks.
396
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,810
You know, if you really
want to show him,
397
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:58,050
you should buy the most
expensive carpet we've got.
398
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,250
We haven't sold an inch of gold
velour in, like, four years.
399
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,770
~ How'd you do it?
~ I guess I'm just a natural salesman.
400
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,530
You never change, Andy. That's
what I love about you.
401
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,250
Right, three grand, to
be paid back asap, OK?
402
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,250
Now, put it away quick,
cos my dad's in...
403
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,840
~ Roopesh!
~ Dad.
404
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,170
This is the company's money.
405
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,290
It belongs to Carpet Brothers,
not Carpet Sons.
406
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:20,610
~ That sucks.
~ Yeah. I didn't even get to keep the shirt.
407
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:23,370
If we hurry, maybe we can find
another cheque cashing place.
408
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,970
~ There's got to be one
that doesn't care about...
~ Oi!
~ .. IDs.
409
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,090
There's the guy that
insulted your wife.
410
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,810
~ Leg it!
~ Get him!
411
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,820
♪ Fight for the future
412
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:01,260
♪ Fight for the future
413
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,570
♪ It's me versus you And
there's nowhere to run
414
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,610
♪ I can see in your eyes
that the moment has come
415
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,770
♪ A man's gotta do
what has gotta be done
416
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,290
♪ There's a dozen of you But
with me, there's just one
417
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:20,290
♪ Who can recall how
we got to this place?
418
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:23,330
♪ Let's put aside our differences
and cut to the chase
419
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:26,650
♪ Cos a kick to the nuts
is like a slap in the face
420
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:30,090
♪ To the children of tomorrow
and the human race
421
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:33,090
♪ Fight for the future
422
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,890
♪ It's the clash of the titans
Where legends must meet
423
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:39,450
♪ Fight for the future
424
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,730
♪ We'll be pounding the ground
to the beat of the street
425
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,890
♪ Pow, pow, pow Fuckin' holy cow
426
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,930
♪ The only thing that matters
is we're dancing now
427
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,170
♪ Moving our feet as
fast as time allows
428
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:55,170
♪ As we fight through the night
to make everything right
429
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:59,290
♪ And use all of our
might to dance all night
430
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:02,330
♪ Fight for the future
431
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,970
♪ Don't punch my...
Don't punch my face
432
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,730
♪ Fight for the future
433
00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:12,250
♪ Don't touch my...
Don't touch my face
434
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,730
♪ Fight for the future
435
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:18,770
♪ No, not the... No, not the face
436
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,370
♪ Fight for the future
437
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:26,010
♪ Don't punch my...
Don't punch my face
438
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:29,090
~ ♪ Fight for the future... ♪
~ Uncle Andy? Uncle Andy?
439
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,610
Uncle Andy?
440
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:44,410
My wife might be a minger,
but she's my minger.
441
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,090
So, in future, you
be a bit more tactful.
442
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,650
You cunt.
443
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,980
You took Bonny, so I'm going to
take something you care about.
444
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,940
It's tramps like you that give
the homeless a bad name.
445
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:07,770
We might be hipsters,
but you're mean.
446
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:11,380
And FYI, Hurt is my favourite
Johnny Cash song, so...
447
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,650
That's a Nine Inch Nails cover.
448
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,610
Oh, 15 minutes.
449
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:21,410
I'm going to be living on the street,
selling my body for cash.
450
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,370
No shame in that. Prostitution's
one of the oldest professions.
451
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:27,570
I could make you a website.
How about RandyAndy.net?
452
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,620
Dot net's much sluttier.
453
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,570
Or we could just go on the run.
454
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,050
I wouldn't have to go to this party
455
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,890
or watch my dad get
married to Veronica.
456
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:41,090
You could live a life without burden.
We could ramble and pick fruit.
457
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,570
We could work on our art and
push each other to be better,
458
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,130
like Van Gogh and Gauguin,
459
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,690
except without all the
ear-lopping and suicide.
460
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,740
And giving syphilis to
all those Tahitian women.
461
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,410
I have a confession.
462
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,770
~ I set your phone 15 minutes fast.
~ Wait, what?
463
00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:00,610
I thought it would help you with
your lateness. It didn't work.
464
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:03,010
But... good news is, we've
got some more time.
465
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,210
But who do we know with
a spare three grand?
466
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,730
~ Are you are having a fucking laugh?
~ I told you he'd say that.
467
00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:10,210
Look, Val, I know I've
brought this on myself,
468
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,930
but if you help me get
out of the hole I'm in,
469
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,970
I swear I'll start doing
things differently.
470
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,450
You know, from tomorrow.
471
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,130
Or the day after that, definitely.
I'll do whatever it takes.
472
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,090
I'll let you kick me
in the balls, or...
473
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,370
~ Shut the fuck up, Andy.
~ I told you he'd say that, too.
474
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,810
All right, we'll leave.
475
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:26,770
~ How much do you need?
~ Seriously?
476
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:28,650
I knew a lad like you once.
477
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,370
Moving through life without purpose,
478
00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:33,370
people treating him like a
freak for the way he was born.
479
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:36,170
He didn't have anyone there for
him when the chips were down.
480
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,490
I get it.
481
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,290
That freaky kid was you.
482
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:42,970
~ I'm talking about my cousin
Billy with cerebral palsy.
~ Oh.
483
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:47,450
Anyway, they say that life
is like a roller-coaster.
484
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,930
Now, some people, they
have a grand old time.
485
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:53,130
Some people cry and scream
their heads off.
486
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:54,890
Some just vomit.
487
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:59,810
And others close their eyes and try
and make the whole world disappear.
488
00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:02,050
I know! The ride's
what you make of it.
489
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,730
~ You've just got to enjoy the roller-coaster.
~ No, twat!
490
00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,970
I'm trying to tell you that the
fair has more than one ride.
491
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,290
You don't have to be
on the roller-coaster.
492
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:14,290
You can go on the... the
teacups or the Ferris wheel
493
00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:16,610
or the whack-a-mole.
494
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:20,090
So, today, Andy, I'm going
to buy you a new ticket
495
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:22,450
to get on a different ride.
496
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,770
And you'd better fucking use it.
497
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,370
~ I've got your money.
~ With two minutes to spare.
498
00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:32,410
I bet you didn't think
that was going to happen.
499
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,090
I have to say, I'm impressed.
500
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:36,690
~ I'm still evicting you, though.
~ What? But he got your money.
501
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:39,090
That he owed me. I won't
have to sue. We're square.
502
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:41,890
I'll be the best tenant ever. I'll
even fix the hole in the wall.
503
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,650
~ What hole in the wall?
~ I mean...
~ Sorry.
504
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,090
That couple have already put
down a four-month deposit.
505
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,850
I'll give you the
weekend to move out.
506
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,020
I'd throw out your mattress. The
upstairs tenant reported bedbugs.
507
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:57,130
You're 35 minutes late.
The food is totally cold.
508
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:00,250
~ Ohhh, the food.
~ Shit. We really were having an early dinner.
509
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,570
What else did you
think was happening?
510
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:05,210
Surprise!
511
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,850
Oh, wow. Um, I had no idea.
512
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:11,300
~ Well, thanks, guys.
~ Only the best for our birthday boy.
513
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:18,690
Er, Dad, I believe there was
something you wanted to tell me.
514
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,890
~ Oh, it can wait till later.
~ Let's do it now.
515
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:23,450
It can be a... a dual celebration.
516
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,850
OK.
517
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,770
Well, um, Veronica,
do you want to...?
518
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:31,010
Er, Roly, guys, Sam...
519
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:32,610
and Bruce.
520
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:35,610
Um, Veronica and I...
521
00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:37,730
are getting married.
522
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:41,330
~ Yeah!
~ Aw, congratulations.
523
00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:47,170
(Microscope, microscope, microscope.)
524
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:50,090
~ It's a telescope.
~ That is so cool.
525
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:53,140
Yeah, yeah... Actually,
yeah, it is. Thanks, Dad.
526
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,970
You know, you can always
live with us, if you want.
527
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,370
~ I wouldn't mind.
~ Thank you.
528
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:06,020
Your embosser will
be safe, I promise.
529
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,690
You know, as far as
wicked stepmothers go,
530
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,530
you could do a lot worse.
531
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,210
Yeah, I suppose.
532
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:16,290
Dad's entitled to a bit of happiness.
533
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,330
And when love's staring
you in the face,
534
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,370
you'd be a fool to
kick it in the teeth.
535
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:23,770
Even if it does have a
subscription to Hello! magazine.
536
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:25,620
Be back in a second.
537
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:30,530
Be honest. Did you
know about the party?
538
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:33,050
No. No, you got me. Total surprise.
539
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:36,620
~ You know that Bruce really helped
me put all this all together.
~ Cool.
540
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:41,330
How would you feel about him
being around a little bit more?
541
00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:42,930
How much more?
542
00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:47,020
Well, we were thinking of,
um... of moving in together.
543
00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:54,050
What, like, um... me, you, Bruce
544
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,890
and... and Tiffany?
545
00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:59,770
Well, Tiff's joint custody
like you, so...
546
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,890
so sometimes, yeah.
547
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,650
But, you know, we'll figure it out.
548
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,650
~ Great.
~ Yeah?
~ Yeah.
549
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,820
Yeah? I love you. Mwah!
550
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:14,490
So, now you know my sob story.
551
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:17,090
The worst thing that could've
happened, happened.
552
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,900
And you know what?
553
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:21,610
I don't even care.
554
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:26,770
~ I'm going to start a new
chapter in my life. Only...
~ 'Only?'
555
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:31,090
Well, it's too late. My
foxy bedbug has left me.
556
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:34,050
~ She went to Heathrow at five.
~ Well, then there's still time.
557
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:37,210
It's six o'clock now, so
unless you've got a DeLorean
558
00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:39,370
or a magic police box lying around...
559
00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:41,810
'If she left at five for
an international flight,'
560
00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:43,850
the flight doesn't leave
until eight or nine.
561
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:47,100
~ I've still got time?
~ Yes, dummy, you still have time.
562
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:50,010
Sam! I need to borrow your car keys.
563
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:51,890
~ What for?
~ I need to cause a disaster.
564
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,940
OK, but you'd better not
change my radio presets.
565
00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:03,650
Melodie, I was about to call you.
Please say you haven't left yet.
566
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,450
'Andy, who's Melodie?'
567
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,810
Teresa? Ah... Um, I'm sorry.
I can't talk right now.
568
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,770
'Don't worry. I won't keep you long.'
569
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:12,930
I just wanted you to know
my husband's left me.
570
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,930
Oh, shit. I'm... sorry.
571
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:19,450
Well, not your fault. Finding
my pregnancy test didn't help.
572
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,650
He had a vasectomy 20 years ago.
573
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,100
~ Uh-huh.
~ 'Are you listening, Andy?'
574
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,410
I'm pregnant.
575
00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:29,530
'So much for the menopause.
576
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:31,890
'Andy?'
577
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:37,690
♪ Still don't know
what I was waiting for
578
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,730
♪ And my time was running wild
579
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:43,010
♪ A million dead-end streets and...
580
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:46,330
♪ Every time I thought
I'd got it made
581
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,010
♪ It seemed the taste... ♪
582
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:50,370
Do you want to go for a drive?
583
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,050
Where?
584
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,930
Anywhere.
585
00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:55,650
Sounds perfect.
586
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,300
♪ I've never caught a glimpse
587
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:03,020
♪ How the others must see the faker
588
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,810
♪ I'm much too fast to take that test
589
00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:09,090
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
590
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:11,610
♪ Turn and face the stranger
591
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,410
♪ Ch-Ch-Changes
592
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:16,170
♪ Don't wanna be a richer man
593
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:18,690
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
594
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,970
♪ Turn and face the stranger
595
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:23,130
♪ Ch-Ch-Changes
596
00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:25,850
♪ Just gonna have to
be a different man
597
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:28,770
♪ Time may change me
598
00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:32,220
♪ But I can't trace time
599
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,500
♪ Ooh, yeah
600
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,690
♪ Time may change me
601
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,570
♪ But I can't trace time
602
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,730
♪ I said that time may change me
603
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:56,540
♪ But I can't trace time. ♪
48619
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof