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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Trick or treat!
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Andy, what are you doing here?
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I told you never to come
without an invitation.
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I haven't heard from you
in a couple of weeks,
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so I thought I'd surprise you and
be spontaneous and fun-loving.
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My husband's home. And the
neighbour's blinds are open.
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(Well, in that case...)
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Can I interest you in some
Jehovah's Witness literature?
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Andy, I think we're done.
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You're getting too attached.
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What? No, I'm not, see?
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You sent me 20 naked selfies.
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I know, I was kind of going for
that flip book approach, you know?
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I love my husband. I don't
want to ruin my marriage.
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OK. You know... We
can just be friends.
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You? Want to be friends? You
can't be friends with women.
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Why not? I love women.
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I haven't known you long
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but long enough to know that
you break everything you love.
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If you really love women,
you'll leave them alone.
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Andy?
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~ Shelley?
~ You all right?
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Yeah, I'm just doing
some... Light reading.
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In the feminist book section?
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Yeah, it's part of
my new, er, overhaul.
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I'm eating goji berries now as well.
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Good for you. How are things?
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Yeah, good. I mean, the
music stuff is picking up.
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How about you, you still
doing party gigs?
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No, I quit. I couldn't
stand it any more.
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I started working for a label. I'm
a music video commissioner now.
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Oh, you joined the enemy?
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I get to nurture new
acts, see loads of gigs.
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Happiest I've ever been.
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Except for that time that
me and you were together?
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Yeah. Of course.
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Look, I... I'm sorry about...
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Andy, it's fine. Going out with you
was an important part of my life.
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I mean, my self-esteem
was at an all time low
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and my career was going nowhere.
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But, you know, I had to hit rock
bottom to pick myself up again.
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Well, you know, glad
that I could help.
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So, you seeing anyone?
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Yeah. Lyle. For about a year now.
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He likes Mumford & Sons,
you'd hate him. You?
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Nah. No. No, no.
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Just taking time for myself, really.
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Practically living like a monk.
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~ How's Errol?
~ Yeah, he's good. You know, still weird.
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Look, do you want to maybe, um,
get a bite to eat some time?
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You know, just as friends?
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You want to be just friends?
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Yeah, why not? I mean, you're
seeing Mumford & Sons
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and I've taken a vow of celibacy.
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I'm not monk-ing about.
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Yeah, maybe some time.
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Yeah, sounds goo...
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Whoo!
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Um, er, how long?
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Eight months. You're still
happy being friends, right?
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Baby, maybe. Definitely.
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Nice seeing you, Andy.
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Hello?
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Andy, what are you doing here?
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~ Shelley's pregnant.
~ Great, but you can't just
come in out of the blue.
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I gave you the key for emergencies.
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Shelley's knocked up, this is an
emergency. She looked so happy.
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I've never made anyone
that happy. Is Errol in?
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Er, no, he's just, he's,
er, he's getting his costume
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for the school Halloween party.
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I'll just crash here
until he gets back.
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No! You should go.
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Have you got someone here?
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Yeah, right(!) I wish.
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Yeah, the only action I'm getting
is my spinning class.
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"Earn the burn", "Spin to win"...
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Fine, I'll go.
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No! No. You should stay.
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Are you hungry?
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~ Hey, sweetie. How'd it go?
~ It was a nightmare.
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I wanted to go as Isaac Newton
but they ran out of baroque wigs.
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Oh, no! I hate it when that happens.
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If I go wearing these clothes,
holding a Guardian,
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could I pass for Edward Snowden?
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~ Oh, shit.
~ What?
~ Amy's dropped out.
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We're a chaperone short
for the party tonight.
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It's just a bunch of geeky
kids, how many chaperones
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~ do you need?
~ An army.
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Last year, there were smoke bombs in
the faculty lounge, laxatives in the
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punch bowl, chilli oil on the toffee
apples, an unplanned pregnancy...
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Sounds like an average
night out in Camden.
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Why don't you chaperone then?
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~ Hell, no.
~ Mum, I like Uncle Andy, and even
I think that's a horrible idea.
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Come on, you can handle kids.
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Plus, Melodie will be there.
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No.
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No, she's taken and I'm busy.
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You don't want me there, anyway.
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I'll just balls things
up like I normally do.
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I always end up an emotional
wreck at these things.
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And I always have a chance
to look cool and blow it.
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So what if we just decide to not
do our usual shit tonight, guys?
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This family is capable of having one
night out, without self-destructing.
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We just have to think before we act
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or speak or think.
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Who is with me?
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Fuck it, I'm in.
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As long as I get to choose
Edward Snowden's costume.
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~ Deal.
~ Wait, what?
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Are you sure people
are going to get this?
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I don't just look like
an underage mortician?
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Relax. You look cool.
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I'd better. This costume
has to get me my first kiss.
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First kiss?!
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No, I mean, no biggy.
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You know, nerds bloom late.
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Once you're there and have your
own million-dollar software
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corporation, women'll be climbing
over each other to get you.
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I can't wait that long, though.
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Boys who don't hit certain
social milestones
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are more likely to
become serial killers!
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All right, all right, calm down.
Have you even got a girl in mind?
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Ruby. I think she's
been flirting with me.
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The other day I asked her
if I could borrow her pen
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and she actually gave it to me.
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Wow, not a whole pen! What about
that One Direction thing?
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Oh, she's moved on. She's
into Mumford & Sons now.
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I can't believe you wouldn't
lend me a keyboard.
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Keyboards aren't props.
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Yeah, but it's not Keytar Cat.
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Whatevs, at least I'm
wearing a costume.
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~ This is a costume.
~ No-one is going to get it.
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People with taste will get it.
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The only people that are going to get
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~ yours are weird, creepy internet geeks.
~ Hey, Keyboard Cat!
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Looking great, guys.
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Thanks.
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Can you guess what we've come as?
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Course. The Specials are
my all-time favourite band.
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Rudy rude boys forever!
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~ See?
~ What a frightful bunch!
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Hi, Ms Vaughn. You look fab.
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~ Can you guess what I am?
~ A witch?
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I'm a Fairy God Mother.
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Ms Vaughn, this is my brother
Andy. He's filling in for Amy.
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If you need something filling
in, then I'm your man.
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I'm loving the whole MI5 thing.
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Spooks is my favourite.
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Here are your chaperone badges.
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Remember, we don't want
any trouble tonight.
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Mr Foster! Hands out
of the punch bowl now!
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Girls and boys need at least
one foot between them.
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We don't want a repeat of last year.
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Of course, I don't have
to worry about you, Errol!
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~ Bitch.
~ Errol!
~ What? I said witch.
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Which reminds me that I need a drink.
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So, I guess we should, er, partner
up as, er, chaperone buddies?
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Oh, yeah. Good idea.
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Have fun.
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Pathetic. They think
they're being subtle.
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Seriously. When did you find out?
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~ About a month. You?
~ Same.
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I was playing Flappy Bird on Bruce's
phone when your mum texted
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"I need my meat injection." Cringe.
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Are all adults as embarrassing
as this or is it just our parents?
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Old people make everything gross.
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Hope I'm not as gross as
that if I ever fall in love.
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Yeah.
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Er, cool suit, by the way.
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What? Oh, er, thanks, yeah.
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It's from some dumb movie that
Uncle Andy's obsessed with.
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It's giving me a bit of a wedgie.
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No screaming or running!
And get back inside.
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What is there about this night that
turns our little angels into devils?
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You tell me. I'm feeling a
little bit devilish myself.
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Is Keyboard Cat in heat?
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Depends, does 1950s robot
need me to change his oil?
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Seriously, can you even
get out of this thing?
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You'll be pleased to know
this costume is modular.
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Nice try, dipshit.
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Hey, that's my dad's!
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Well, you can tell your dad...
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That he has got shit taste in whisky.
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What are you even doing here, loser?
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Well, I got finished
slamming your mum early,
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so, er, nice costume by the way.
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Bit on the nose, don't you think?
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What're you supposed to
be, A shit Men in Black?
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~ Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers?
~ Never heard of it.
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Obviously. It's not a Pixar film.
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What a massive dick.
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Yeah? That's what your dad said...
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When your mum...
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Told him how big I was.
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Go on, get in there,
that's it, Charlie!
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Just friends, you can do this.
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That's it, you can do it!
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Hey, friend!
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Hey, Andy. Nice Matrix costume.
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Oh, er, thank you.
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What do you think of
mine? Made it myself.
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It looks really well-made.
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Oh, can I, er, can I tempt you?
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Oh, um...
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Not right now.
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Er, Matrix men don't eat, remember.
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Hey kiddies, how's it shaking?
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Hey, Ryan. That's a really good
Back to the Future costume.
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Do you think?
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I was sort of torn between Marty
and George McFly, to be honest.
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"I'm your density."
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I mean, "Destiny."
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Aw, you're so cute.
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Keep an eye on this one.
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So, um, Melodie said you've got
a really sick discography at home.
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Melodie mentioned that
she'd been round my flat?
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Yeah, the night you guys
got really mashed up.
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Don't look so stricken, Andy,
she tells me everything.
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Said that you have the best music
taste out of any guy she'd ever met.
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Oh, aside from you, obviously.
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Obviously.
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But what is most important is
that we hate the same bands.
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Mumford & Sons.
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I made them break up using
just my psychic powers.
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All right?
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Yeah.
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I saw Alfie spit on those.
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We should go and mingle.
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~ Do you want to come and
talk to Ruby with me?
~ No.
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Come on. You two can
talk about girl things.
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I hate girl things.
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I love jamming in my spare time
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but the music career thing,
just a bit of a lark.
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Teaching is my true calling.
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Like Pryzbylewski in, er,
season 4 of The Wire.
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I'm so heterosexually
attracted to you right now.
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If it wasn't for the
old lady friend...
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She's a good one.
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She's THE one.
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Never been more certain of
anything in my whole life.
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Oh, Mr Sardson, someone let off
a stink bomb in the boys loo.
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Well, duty calls.
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Are you leaving without
saying goodbye, then?
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Hey. Yeah.
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Er, I'm not feeling so hot.
246
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Must be a glitch in the
Matrix or something
247
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but, um... It was really
nice seeing you.
248
00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:39,580
And... you look really happy.
249
00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,850
Excuse me, Ms Thomas, Ms Thomas.
250
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:45,730
A girl just slipped down the stairs,
I think she's broken her ankle!
251
00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:48,180
Oh, God. Andy, will you come help?
252
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,930
Er, yep.
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Everything seems in order.
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She's just in there.
255
00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,290
Where is she?
256
00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,650
Well, well, if it ain't Snore
White and Men in Crap.
257
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,690
Oh, shit.
258
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,650
Enjoy your all-night lez-off, ladies.
259
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,810
Alfie, no!
260
00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:09,650
Alfie Foster, you are in deep shit!
261
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,330
~ Hi, Ruby.
~ Oh, hey, guys.
262
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,650
Nice dress.
263
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,290
Cool ghost costume. I
like yours too, Errol.
264
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,340
It's giving him a wedgie.
265
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,170
She's joking.
266
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,730
(Girl talk.)
267
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:24,770
So, Ruby, have you started
your period yet?
268
00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:26,690
~ Er...
~ Ha-ha...
269
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,410
No, I had to go out and buy my
mum some tampons the other week.
270
00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,650
Yeah, I think the cashier thought
I was some sort of boyish lesbian.
271
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,210
You know tampons have been
around since ancient Egypt?
272
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,810
They used to call periods
"the Pharaoh's curse."
273
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:39,130
Crazy stuff, right?
274
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:40,410
Ladies?!
275
00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:42,930
Hey, Rubes, we stole Ms Vaughn's
keys and we're going to the
276
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:45,330
staff room to play Seven Minutes
In Heaven, want to come?
277
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,730
What's Seven Minutes In Heaven?
278
00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:48,330
Kissing game you play in a cupboard.
279
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,730
You can bring your friends too.
280
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,050
What about Errol and Tiffany?
281
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,290
Air-hole and Tuf-fanny?
I don't think so.
282
00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:56,420
It's either me and ALL my friends,
or none of us at all.
283
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,810
Someone help!
284
00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,930
Who designed this
door, Josef Fritzl?!
285
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:04,050
Shit, I haven't got
any bars, have you?
286
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,530
No. Alfie'd better
get expelled for this.
287
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:10,210
Yeah, well, his dad's on the board
of governors. He's untouchable.
288
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:14,250
Well, at least it's not my fault.
289
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,010
Why would it be your fault?
290
00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,730
It doesn't matter.
291
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:21,330
Well, Ryan'll come looking for
us once he sees I'm missing.
292
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:24,010
And if not, the caretaker will
definitely unlock the door...
293
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,850
~ That's good.
~ .. at 5am.
294
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,490
Fuck him.
295
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,060
And now I'm dying of thirst.
296
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,140
Well, it's not water but it's wet.
297
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,530
So, should probably tell
the kids soon, right?
298
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,770
Totally. Yeah, I'm just waiting
for the right time.
299
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,210
Errol's been annoyed with his
dad lately and I'm enjoying
300
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,770
~ being the good guy for once.
~ I just hope Claire doesn't try to
301
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,090
murder you when she finds out.
302
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,650
Why would she? You're getting
a divorce, she cheated on you.
303
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,090
Her brain doesn't work like that.
304
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,050
When we were together, I wasn't allowed
any female Facebook friends.
305
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,580
~ Shit.
~ Exactly.
~ (No, it's Claire.)
306
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,690
~ I have a confession.
~ Er, shoot.
307
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,570
Claire didn't leave me. I left her.
308
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,410
~ OK...
~ And now she's trying to win me back.
~ What? Why don't you just
309
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,650
tell her we're together!
310
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,450
Claire! You look great.
311
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,700
And look at this hunky robot.
312
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,730
Ooh, you wear my favourite cologne.
313
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,730
Like a Boy Scout, always prepared.
314
00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:22,120
Hey, Claire. That costume's fab.
315
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,210
What costume?
316
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,770
Kidding!
317
00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:29,570
Charlie's Angels used to be mine
and Bruce's favourite role play.
318
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,490
Anyway, how are you,
Sam? It's been too long.
319
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,450
I probably didn't have
these whiskers then.
320
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,690
Actually, you did.
321
00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,810
Seriously though, if you
want to pop in the salon,
322
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,050
we'll wax that right off.
323
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,010
So, you still doing
that psychology stuff?
324
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,770
~ I always thought Bruce should go to therapy.
~ Sorry, can we not...
325
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:45,410
Oh, relax. It's only Sam.
326
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:48,010
It's not like she's your girlfriend.
327
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,610
Has anyone seen my keys?
328
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,850
Anyone seen Melodie?
329
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,450
Actually, where's Andy and Errol?
330
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,130
Bruce. Where's our daughter?
331
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,250
So, you spin the bottle
and whoever...
332
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,690
Whomever.
333
00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:01,210
Whoever it lands on, you go in the
cupboard with for seven minutes.
334
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,650
If it lands on someone of the
same sex, you spin again.
335
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,440
That's homophobic.
336
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,570
And then, I scratched a massive
dick into his dad's Bentley.
337
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:17,650
That never happened.
338
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,690
No, I swear to Satan, it happened.
339
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,650
Why do you think Alfie
hates me so much?
340
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,500
Because he's a cock.
341
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,490
I'm not supposed to
badmouth my students.
342
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:29,280
~ You can just blame it on the whisky.
~ Yeah.
343
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,810
I remember that was the day that
344
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:44,930
I first saw Shelley
again, since school.
345
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,530
I saw her today. She's pregnant.
346
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,770
You don't sound too thrilled.
347
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:53,650
I'm never anyone's happy ending.
You know, I'm a bit like jazz.
348
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,370
You think it's a good idea at
the time and then, in the end,
349
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,820
it's just disappointing and messy.
350
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,570
Yeah, you dodged a bullet with me.
351
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,610
Dodged a bullet?
352
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:06,600
Well, you know, cos...
353
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:11,130
.. it doesn't matter.
354
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,530
But you've met your Prince
Charming, haven't you?
355
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,770
Yeah. Ryan's amazing.
356
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:20,130
He's like a greatest
hits album, isn't he?
357
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,210
I'm sure you'll be
very happy together.
358
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,660
Why does that feel like an insult?
359
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,490
You know it's...
360
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:32,130
It's not like Ryan and I are...
361
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:33,980
Married or anything.
362
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,450
Now, that is the whisky talking.
363
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,730
I might be a bad person
364
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:48,330
but that doesn't mean I have
to make bad decisions, so...
365
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,930
(I'm going to take this...)
366
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,320
(And I'm going to sit over here.)
367
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,240
It's your turn, Rubes.
368
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,680
It's between two people. Do over.
369
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,700
♪ Seven minutes in heaven
370
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,440
♪ Or a lifetime in hell
371
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,500
♪ Seven minutes in heaven, darling
372
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,340
♪ It's too early to tell
373
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,850
♪ One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven
374
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,370
♪ Got seven whole minutes
just to take you to heaven
375
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,130
♪ Was there something between
us, if there was, what was it?
376
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,650
♪ Trapped in a cupboard
but I'm not in a closet
377
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,930
♪ Breathing so hard,
going faster and faster
378
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,570
♪ But it might be the dust,
it's affecting my asthma
379
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,770
♪ Time's running out at
a rate that's alarming
380
00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,570
♪ You're my fairytale princess,
I'm your Prince Fucking Charming
381
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,170
♪ Round, round, round, goes
the spin of the bottle
382
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,370
♪ Better slow down, don't
give it full throttle
383
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,810
♪ I like, like you so hard,
I like, like you to bits
384
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,370
♪ You look like an angel,
an angel with tits
385
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,650
♪ I've helped you with homework
for terms and terms
386
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,050
♪ I wanted to kiss you,
to hell with the germs
387
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,370
♪ Want to take you heaven
till you're begging for more
388
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:19,520
♪ I got seven whole minutes
but I'll only need four
389
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:24,570
♪ I don't know why you
wouldn't want this to be
390
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:27,340
♪ Anything that it could be
391
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:34,850
♪ I don't know why you
would want this to end
392
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,850
♪ Seven minutes in heaven
393
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,500
♪ Oh, oh, yeah
394
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,890
♪ Seven minutes in heaven
395
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,540
♪ Oh, oh, yeah
396
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,850
♪ Seven minutes in heaven
397
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,500
♪ Oh, oh, yeah
398
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,770
♪ Seven minutes in heaven.
399
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,490
♪ Oh, oh, yeah. ♪
400
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,850
~ Spin again.
~ No!
401
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,330
You made the rules, Alfie.
402
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,980
Come on, Errol.
403
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:14,450
Melodie?
404
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,700
Tiff?
405
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:19,250
So, er, how long have you
been with Errol's mum?
406
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,690
Wow, wow, who says
I'm with Errol's mum?
407
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,250
Come on, it doesn't take
a rocket scientist.
408
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,010
Plus, I saw you guys coming out
of the broom cupboard together.
409
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,090
Please don't tell my ex.
410
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,810
Relax, it's none of my business.
411
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,530
Out of curiosity though,
as a formerly married man,
412
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,730
how did you, um, propose?
413
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,370
Claire proposed to me, actually.
414
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,410
Half-time at the Fulham-Stoke match.
415
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:42,130
Projected on the big screen
in front of 20,000 fans.
416
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,450
It must've been a great day.
417
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,500
Yeah, it was. We won 2-0.
418
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:47,850
Tiff?!
419
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,250
Love a good closet.
420
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,410
It's like being in a lift
421
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,170
but without all of the
hydraulic risk factors.
422
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,370
I can't kiss you, Errol.
423
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,770
No, definitely, no. I'd,
er, recommend against.
424
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,850
Just to be clear though,
why aren't we kissing?
425
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,370
I just want to be on the same page.
426
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:01,930
Is there another boy you fancy?
427
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,610
No. It's Tiffany.
428
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,410
You fancy Tiffany?
429
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,210
Wow, OK. I didn't see that coming.
430
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:11,530
Now I see how the One Direction thing
was just an overcompensation.
431
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:14,930
No, Tiffany fancies you and
I'm afraid she'll beat me up.
432
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,090
No, that's crazy.
433
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:19,250
Rubes? Is Air-hole's breath
knocking you out already?
434
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,170
Go away, Alfie!
435
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,650
Look, if Tiffany didn't have
a crush on you, why does
436
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,970
~ she follow you everywhere?
~ She's my bodyguard.
437
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,130
I've seen the way she
looks at you in class.
438
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,530
She's just keeping an
eye out for snipers.
439
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:33,450
Look, if we kiss, we don't
have to tell anyone.
440
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,850
Are you angry with me?
441
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,930
No.
442
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,330
Yes.
443
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:43,170
People look at me and all they
see some innocent little...
444
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,450
Pollyanna.
445
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,890
Well, the costume's not helping.
446
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,090
I know you think you're this
tortured artist, Andy,
447
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:49,970
but I'm no angel.
448
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,970
I've slept with a married man.
449
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,170
I've slept with a married woman.
450
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,490
Now you're just turning me on.
451
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,090
~ I was sectioned once.
~ OK, that's less sexy. Go on.
452
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:01,080
I had food issues... Have,
I have food issues.
453
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,290
Couldn't keep a meal
down for five years.
454
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,410
I ate 30 Crunchie bars
in an hour, once,
455
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,570
and I still can't see one
without breaking a sweat.
456
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:12,660
Bulimia with self-harm was
the official diagnosis.
457
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,690
Does Ryan know all this?
458
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:19,740
I don't want to pull him
down into the darkness.
459
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,740
But you and me, we already
live there, Andy.
460
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,840
So you're not protecting
me from the big bad wolf.
461
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:32,780
I was ruining my own life
long before I met you.
462
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,500
Were they fun size Crunchies
or the regular ones?
463
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:42,890
Tiff?!
464
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,410
Roly?!
465
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,490
Sam, can I ask you something?
466
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:49,210
Is it the lines on my forehead?
Yeah, I know I should get Botox.
467
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:53,050
But I'm just, I hate needles. That's
why I never mainlined heroin.
468
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:56,090
It's not the lines but I can
get you a good price on those.
469
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,690
As a therapist, anything I
say is confidential, right?
470
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:02,170
Yeah, yeah. Absolutely, yeah.
471
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,730
Do you think I'm scary?
472
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,530
You?
473
00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:08,010
No.
474
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:11,770
No? It's just that sometimes I think
things ended with me and Bruce
475
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,090
because I was overpowering.
476
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:15,170
I thought they ended because
you cheated on him?
477
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,290
We could be all night figuring
out who's to blame,
478
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,650
it's just that there's something
different about him.
479
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,610
A glow. If I didn't
know any better...
480
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,210
~ Claire, I just want to say...
~ I think he wants me back.
481
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,970
~ Pardon?
~ It's obvious.
482
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,970
And I know Tiff hates living
between two houses.
483
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:33,810
I mean, look how it's damaged
your boy. What do you think?
484
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,370
Should we give it another go?
485
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,010
~ Erm...
~ There you two are!
486
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,860
I think I know where
the children might be.
487
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,850
You've got a minute left.
488
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,650
Maybe we should just come out early.
489
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,490
There's valour in defeat.
490
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,650
~ Wait.
~ 'That's it. I'm coming in.'
491
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,850
Leave them alone, Alfie.
492
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,010
Don't you mind your
boyfriend's in there with the
493
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,170
prettiest girl in school?
494
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:56,420
~ Shut up, you're just jealous.
~ Get off me, Tuf-fanny!
495
00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:00,130
What's that...
496
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,530
.. wet feeling?
497
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:02,810
It's not me, I swear!
498
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:04,370
Oh, no.
499
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,170
I think I just got my first...
500
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,490
.. Pharaoh's curse.
501
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:10,820
Wait, your first? You mean
you've... You've never...
502
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:15,610
So you've, er, had your first period.
503
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,890
Erm, congratulations.
504
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:18,330
You're a woman. Don't freak out.
505
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,130
It, er, happens late for some girls.
506
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,850
We can still kiss, though, can't we?
507
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,970
I have to go!
508
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,760
~ Argh!
~ Ruby, wait!
509
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,050
What's going on? Is this an orgy?!
510
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,440
Get out!
511
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,610
Roly, what is going on here?
512
00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:37,130
What do you care? You're too
busy with Bruce to understand!
513
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,690
Bruce? What's he talking about?
514
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:42,050
Sam and Bruce are shagging.
515
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,410
Kids' imaginations!
516
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:45,930
Listen, Claire, I can explain
everything. The thing is...
517
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,920
that I'm going to run.
518
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:54,050
Ryan's going to propose.
519
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,170
~ How do you know?
~ I can just feel it.
520
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,930
Like when you eat 12
packets of Maltesers
521
00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,490
and you know you're going to be sick.
522
00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:02,570
~ You've eaten 12 packets of Maltesers?
~ 18's my record.
523
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:05,930
That's what I get for watching
the Buffy box set.
524
00:23:05,980 --> 00:23:07,970
You could do a lot worse than Ryan.
525
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,290
Yeah, I know.
526
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:13,450
Ryan's nice and...
527
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:16,690
Good, fun...
528
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,610
Safe.
529
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,200
Safe is good.
530
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,970
But I don't want to be safe.
531
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,490
I want to be...
532
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,940
thrilled.
533
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:33,610
Just once more...
534
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,170
.. before I'm locked away for good.
535
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,610
There.
536
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:49,800
See?
537
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:52,860
Nothing ruined.
538
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:10,600
Melodie?
539
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,740
Ryan...
540
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:23,680
Got it! Reservoir Dogs!
541
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:26,770
Ryan, it's not what it looks like!
542
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,850
Oh, really? Cos it looked a lot
like you two were sucking face.
543
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:30,930
We weren't kissing,
544
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,530
Alfie locked us in the storeroom
545
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:35,330
and then I got a Skittle
stuck down my throat.
546
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:37,410
Was it an orange one?
God, I hate those guys.
547
00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:38,930
You must think I'm stupid, Andy?
548
00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:41,770
It's not like I didn't know there
was a spark between you two
549
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,890
but I thought you were cooler
than that. How could you, man?
550
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:47,530
And dressed as a character from
my all-time favourite film.
551
00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:50,690
~ You know, I'm never going to be
able to watch Blues Brothers again.
~ Yes!
552
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:53,010
Finally, somebody gets... It...
553
00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:59,450
Bruce, are you slamming
this bony bitch?
554
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,010
Hey! Aww, do you think I'm bony?
555
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:03,130
I was joking. They're
not really together.
556
00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:04,810
~ Yes, they are.
~ Who the fuck are you?
557
00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,130
Claire. Who the fuck are you?
558
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:07,490
I'm Sam's brother.
559
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,730
Hang on, you're Bruce's ex, Claire?
560
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,930
And you think them two are together?
561
00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:15,620
I think I would know if my sister
was shacking up with Bruce.
562
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,810
It's true.
563
00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:21,810
Sorry I didn't tell
you sooner, Claire.
564
00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:24,650
But now that everything's
out in the open,
565
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,130
hopefully we can handle
this like adults.
566
00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:29,140
~ Yeah.
~ Yeah.
567
00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:31,490
Truce?
568
00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:33,600
Ow!
569
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:36,530
Yeah, yeah?
570
00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:40,170
Don't! You wouldn't dare.
I've just had my roots done!
571
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,420
What on earth is going here?!
572
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,690
Hi, Tiff.
573
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,530
Hey.
574
00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:03,490
I appreciate you sticking
up for me before.
575
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:05,540
Especially considering...
576
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:07,730
What?
577
00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:09,090
I just wanted to say thanks.
578
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,530
You're welcome.
579
00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:12,720
Haven't said thank you yet.
580
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:24,370
No matter how hard I
try doing things right,
581
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,530
I always end up with egg on my face.
582
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:29,140
Or cupcake in your hair.
583
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,530
It's my fault.
584
00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:35,130
I should have been
honest with Claire.
585
00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:36,890
I guess I'm just a
malfunctioning robot.
586
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:39,130
Somebody should probably
give you a service then.
587
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:43,410
You're right, otherwise we might
have a CAT-atsrophe on our hands.
588
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:45,340
~ Ow!
~ Yeah?!
589
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,040
Bruce, can you give us a minute?
590
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,490
Look, Claire. I just want
to say, for my part,
591
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:59,490
I didn't handle the situation
well and I'm really sorry.
592
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:01,410
Yeah. I really need to step back
593
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:04,690
and take a good long look
at myself after this too.
594
00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:05,730
Really?
595
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:07,330
No.
596
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:09,320
Watch your back, bitch.
597
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:18,780
So, if you knew about
your mum and Bruce...
598
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:21,690
.. why didn't you tell me?
599
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,370
I figured you'd have a meltdown
about it being weird
600
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:27,720
between you and Bruce, and
make it all about yourself.
601
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:30,290
Did you have your first kiss?
602
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,210
A gentleman never tells.
603
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:35,650
Yeah, but Blues Brothers
don't keep secrets, do they?
604
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:37,130
All right, then.
605
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,980
Do you love Melodie?
606
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,050
You know...
607
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:50,290
.. next year, we should
come as Ghostbusters.
608
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:52,890
Great. Another film
I haven't heard of.
609
00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:55,170
Are the costumes for that
wedgie-inducing as well?
610
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,130
Nah. Super baggy and comfortable.
611
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:59,010
Naturally, I'll be Bill Murray.
612
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:01,730
You'll be Harold Ramis, obviously.
613
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,930
And Bruce is going to
have to be Ernie Hudson.
614
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:08,580
And Tiff is just going to have
to live with being Aykroyd.
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