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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,918 --> 00:00:03,586 - 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,630 - What is that doing on my cake? 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,348 - Oh. 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,683 - Griffin. 5 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:19,561 - Yeah, this could be a problem. 6 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,230 - It will be mine. 7 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,776 - Go, guys, go! - Not a chance, baldy! 8 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,654 - ♪ This is really happening ♪ 9 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:30,947 - Go. 10 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,283 - Oh, and it was such a nice wedding. 11 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,911 - ♪ You never looked so bored ♪ 12 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:43,376 - ♪ Can you feel my fingernails? ♪ 13 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,837 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,340 ♪ They've never been so short ♪ 15 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,301 - 16 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:58,558 - ♪ It's hard to stay inside my head ♪ 17 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,393 ♪ When words keep pouring out ♪ 18 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,228 - Okay, I bet you're wondering, 19 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,022 "what's going on here? 20 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,524 "Who's the guy with the bad haircut? 21 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,110 And why is he not wearing pants?" 22 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,154 - - Ouch. 23 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,697 "Who's that cute girl?" 24 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,991 Can you get her number? 25 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:16,993 Clue, you can't. 26 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,872 "And who are those two?" 27 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:22,373 Most importantly, 28 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,376 you're probably wondering, "who am I?" 29 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,420 Well, I can answer that. 30 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,380 I'm Griffin Bing. 31 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,803 Okay, you know what? Let's go back to the beginning. 32 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:43,019 - Morning, ladies. - 33 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:46,314 - Griffin, did you get the chemistry test answers? 34 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,525 - By G.B., I'm saved. 35 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,152 - You are welcome, Kirsten. 36 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,447 - Griffin, tell me you got the Carver High's Playbook. 37 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,783 Dude, the whole team owes you. 38 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,993 Whoo! - Go, eagles! 39 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,621 - Yo, Griffin, did you score Final Annihilation Four? 40 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,790 - Of course. - Unreal. 41 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,667 This game doesn't even drop till September. 42 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,711 - So, Griffin, uh, did you talk to Amanda Benson? 43 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,796 Will she go out with me? 44 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:11,631 - "No" to both questions. 45 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,800 - What do you want, Griffin? 46 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,052 I've got collectibles, comic books, action figures. 47 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,554 They're worth a lot. 48 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:21,641 - Look, Eddie. I love your geek chic thing. 49 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,726 Uh, but check Amanda, 50 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,980 second prettiest girl in school. 51 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,815 I'm talented. I'm connected. 52 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,441 But I'm not a miracle worker. 53 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,110 - Griffin! Griffin! 54 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,654 See my play. Ugh, it's horrible. 55 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,197 I was on my way to drama class 56 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,032 where I'm rehearsing my original one-woman play, 57 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,993 A Fresh Perspective on a Freshman's Pain, 58 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,661 which I think is both provocative and reassuring, 59 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:42,996 even if those are somewhat contradictory-- 60 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,081 - Wait, Savannah. - Like--what? 61 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:47,000 - Point? - Uh... 62 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,585 My point was--Ben. 63 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,087 He spilled his smoothie all over Darren Vader. 64 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,465 - Oh, no. 65 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,092 - Griffin. - Not now. 66 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,305 - Later, then. 67 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,684 - Look, Darren, I-I didn't see you there. 68 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,270 But in all fairness, there are two victims here. 69 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:10,106 I mean, I am out one raspberry mango smoothie, right? 70 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:11,232 - Yeah. - Yeah? 71 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,442 - Yeah, yeah. 72 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,485 And you're also out of luck. 73 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,989 - 74 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,366 - Come on. 75 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:22,577 - Darren. 76 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,953 Stop. 77 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,290 I got that stuff you were looking for. 78 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,584 - Yeah, he got it. 79 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,337 - The real stuff? 80 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,255 - Yeah. 81 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:38,801 So let's say you leave my friend alone, okay? 82 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,319 - Nice. 83 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,695 - 84 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,826 Hey, Darren. 85 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,551 - You okay? 86 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,303 - Mostly. 87 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,097 All I've lost is my dignity. 88 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,391 - Ah, Ben, 89 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,184 you weren't using that anyway. 90 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:41,155 - 91 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,950 - Dude, Montana stinks. It's in a different time zone. 92 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,868 - We can chat online. - Really? 93 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,870 You'll be talking about people I don't even know. 94 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,081 - Ben, hey, Ben! Good news, Ben. 95 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,958 We may not have to move to Montana 96 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,459 and live with your uncle Grover after all. 97 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,877 - You got a job? - No, 98 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,629 I've got this new invention. 99 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,214 Check this out. 100 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,135 I call it the I-got-it, 101 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,053 the lowercase "I." - I got it. 102 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,556 - Trendy-ish. - Okay, 103 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,308 imagine I'm a lazy couch potato wallowing in pork rinds 104 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,144 and failure, sitting here in my boxers. 105 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,688 - I'd rather not, Mr. Dupree. - What he said. 106 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:14,981 - And I realize, "Hey, 107 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,608 my drink's way over there." 108 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,947 - Can retrieved. - 109 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,574 - Want the lights on? 110 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,617 - Bang! 111 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,329 Let there be light! 112 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,748 - 113 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,000 - Hey, where's the remote? 114 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:38,004 Bam! 115 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,380 - 116 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,840 - Why, it's in your hand, man. 117 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,467 That's where. 118 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,886 Thank you, I-got-it. - 119 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,846 Actually, you know, that's not bad, dad. 120 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,639 - You see? I told you one of these inventions 121 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,433 would pay off one day, 122 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,393 or should I say Saturday 123 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,770 when I enter the Snake Pit? 124 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,438 - Snake Pit, the TV show? 125 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,815 - Yeah, uh, uh, three minutes to pitch your product. 126 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,317 The best one gets, like, a whole mound of cash. 127 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,736 - Right, now, I've scratched together the $300 128 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:02,862 for the entry fee. 129 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:03,863 Now all I have to do is-- 130 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,577 - Oh. 131 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,912 - Oops. 132 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,206 - Decided to do a little remodeling? 133 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,333 - It's just a few bugs in the I-got-it. 134 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,418 - And what's this gonna cost to fix? 135 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,171 - I'm guessing about... 136 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,298 $300. 137 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,383 - 138 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,219 - So long, Snake Pit. 139 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:27,804 - Hello, Montana. 140 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,388 - Would you two sweep this up? 141 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,557 The master inventor and I need to make 142 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,393 yet another emergency trip to the hardware store 143 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,897 before we show the house to the realtor tomorrow. 144 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,699 - What the... 145 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,079 what's this? 146 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,919 - Um, must have belonged to whoever used to live here. 147 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,921 It belongs to you now. 148 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,676 "Honus Wagner." 149 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,136 Nice haircut. 150 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,637 - Baseball card? 151 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,431 - Yeah, an old one. 152 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,851 Might even be worth something. 153 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,229 - Well, how much? 154 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,564 - At least $300. 155 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:20,606 Come on, I know a place we can go, 156 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,983 but it closes at 6:00. 157 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,568 - Hey, we should look it up first. 158 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:24,735 - No time, come on. 159 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,195 Trust me. 160 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,829 - No, a deal is a deal! 161 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,831 You back out on this, and I will sue. 162 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,457 I will take you for every last dime. 163 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,669 I will squeeze every penny out of your pathetic-- 164 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,713 oh, customers. Got to go, grandma. 165 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,174 Gah. 166 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,594 Gentlemen, what can I interest you in today? 167 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,637 - Actually, we were hoping to interest you 168 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:52,972 in something, Mr. Swindle. 169 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:54,682 - Ah, it's "Swindell." 170 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,058 Accent on the back half. 171 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,061 All right, what do you got? 172 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,984 - Is it worth anything? 173 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,863 - Ah, well, uh, 174 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,573 it's old, huh? 175 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,074 You know, it's good condition, 176 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:16,370 no creases or folds or frays. 177 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:20,333 But, you know, that doesn't necessarily translate to value. 178 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,501 You understand. I mean, who's ever heard of this 179 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,171 "Hahnus" Wagner? 180 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:28,257 I'm sorry, but this card isn't worth beans. 181 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,093 But, look. 182 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,970 Aw, man, I like you kids. 183 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,514 I'd hate to see you go home empty-handed. 184 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,099 How about I take it off your hands 185 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,726 for, say, 10 bucks? 186 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,686 How's that sound? 187 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,064 - It sounds like you think we're stupid, Mr. Swindell. 188 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:44,482 Sorry to waste your time. 189 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,026 - Oh, okay, okay, okay. 190 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,861 Okay, you got me, yeah, yeah, yeah. 191 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,655 You got me. Yeah, it's worth more than that. 192 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:54,784 Um, look, $100. I'll give you $100 for it. 193 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,745 - Ooh, is that the best you can do? 194 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,872 - Look, kid. A hundred is generous. 195 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,791 - Oh, yeah, Griffin, generous. 196 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,669 - Three-fifty, no less. 197 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,379 - No less? Ah, no way. 198 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,672 - Fine, bye. 199 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:10,466 - Okay. One-fifty. 200 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,220 - Four hundred. - What are you doing? 201 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,888 - Two-seventy five, and not a penny more. 202 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,057 - Four-fifty, not a penny less. 203 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,934 - What's your name, kid? 204 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,311 - Bing, Griffin Bing. 205 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,106 - Griffin. 206 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,066 I like your moxie, huh. 207 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,567 Reminds me of a young me. 208 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,237 All right, okay, you win. 209 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,030 Three-fifty, take it or leave it. 210 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,448 - Take it. 211 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,826 - Ah. 212 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:40,329 Three hundred and fifty dollars. 213 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,917 - Dude, you were like a negotiating ninja. 214 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,335 You were all slash, slash, slash. 215 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,005 And he was all, "Ah, take my money." 216 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,881 - Well, thank you very much. 217 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,717 - Look, my dad gets to go the Snake Pit, 218 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,093 sell his invention, 219 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,345 and we don't have to leave our home. 220 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,608 - Hey, are there any pop strudels left? 221 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,532 Oh, no. 222 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:25,041 - No, no, no. 223 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,500 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 224 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,585 no, no, no, no, no. 225 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,796 ♪ ♪ 226 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,882 Ben, Ben, Ben! 227 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:37,428 Ben! Ben, whatever you do, don't read the paper or... 228 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,263 - So you had the good fortune to come across it. 229 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,806 - Turn on the TV. - There are only five known 230 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:41,974 Hoonus Wagners. 231 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,309 - Oh, it's pronounced "Ho-nus." 232 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,269 And, uh, this makes it six now. 233 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,813 - Thank you for that. So what is it worth? 234 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,900 - An estimated $1.2 million 235 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,318 at least. 236 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,944 - How does one find a buyer? 237 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,489 - Oh, I'll have no trouble finding a buyer. 238 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,200 I mean, collectors will be lined up for this. 239 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,662 I mean, the phone's gonna be ringing off the hook. 240 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,664 You know, so--you know, give me a ring. 241 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,999 Give me a call. 242 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:12,671 - Okay, Ben, I admit it. He got me, okay? 243 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,840 I--I should have seen it coming, and I didn't. 244 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,967 He's good. I'll give him that. 245 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,513 - $1.2 million? - Yeah, I know. 246 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,640 I was a little off. 247 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:24,934 - $1.2 million. 248 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,019 - Okay, Ben, Ben, listen to me. 249 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,271 Okay, I will get you that card back. I promise. 250 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,023 I will get you that card, and you will sell it, 251 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,025 and your toes will never touch Montana grass. 252 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,569 Okay, Ben? 253 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,739 - Are those silk? 254 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,867 - Yeah. I like the way they breathe. 255 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,452 - Nice. 256 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,037 - Thanks. 257 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,834 You ripped us off. 258 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,919 - Oh, you two. 259 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,170 Look, unless you've discovered another 260 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,880 priceless collectible, beat it. 261 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,424 - Give me my card back. 262 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,300 - Oh, no, no, no, you mean my card. 263 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,137 See, you sold it to me. I paid for it. 264 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,721 That makes it my card, free and clear. 265 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,056 See how that works? - Well, you lied to us. 266 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,724 - Yeah, we'll go to the cops. 267 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,269 - And tell 'em what? I mean, what law did I break? 268 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,895 It's not my fault you didn't know the value 269 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,439 of your card. 270 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,816 I mean, you ever hear of the internet? 271 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,943 - I'm sorry. 272 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,069 - But this isn't fair. 273 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,696 - Uh-huh, face it, dude. 274 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,865 You got swindled. 275 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,662 Ah, don't feel bad. 276 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,581 Ah, I'll tell you what. 277 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,584 Have a mint. 278 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,089 - $1.2 million. 279 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,301 Oh, it tastes like failure. 280 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,428 - I will find a way to make this better, Ben. 281 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,805 - Psh, can't get any worse. 282 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,809 Mom? Wait. Mom, no. 283 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,312 Mom, no--don't send us to Montana, not yet. 284 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,355 What about the I-got-it? Dad can still save us. 285 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,446 - Whoops. - You all right? 286 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,364 - Just a few bugs to work out before Saturday. 287 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,449 - 288 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,450 I'm sorry, baby. 289 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,578 Let's not get our hopes up. 290 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,709 - We have to steal the card back. 291 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,628 - Whoa, steal the card? - "Back"-- 292 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,254 that's an important word you're leaving out there. 293 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,797 We're just righting a wrong. 294 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,549 - Oh, well, the police still call that stealing. 295 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,010 - We can't pull this off alone. We'll need help. 296 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:29,600 ♪ ♪ 297 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:35,231 - Why is it they call me freshman 298 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,108 when I am neither fresh 299 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,361 nor man? 300 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,404 Nay, I am more than... 301 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,657 - You're kidding, right? - Stale bread 302 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,492 in a torn lunch bag 303 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,452 or... 304 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,247 gum stuck to the bottom 305 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:55,251 of a worn shoe. 306 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,962 - Okay, yes, Savannah's material is a bit, 307 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,338 you know, inaccessible, 308 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,382 but she's got it where it counts. 309 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,550 - Ah! 310 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,640 - Besides, she owes me. 311 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,059 ♪ ♪ 312 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,778 ♪ ♪ 313 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,615 - Hey, buddy! 314 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,994 You're taking up two spots. 315 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,287 - Sorry. 316 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,871 I don't want to get any dings, 317 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,039 especially from that 318 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,374 garbage truck you're driving. 319 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,213 - 320 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,550 Move your car. 321 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,136 - Or what? 322 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,805 - Ha, okay, all right. 323 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,020 - Whoa. 324 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,062 Hey. 325 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,399 - Whoa. 326 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:04,695 - Yeah. That just happened. 327 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,282 ♪ ♪ 328 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,746 - 329 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,414 No, absolutely not. 330 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,416 In the fifth grade, Darren killed a kid 331 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,834 just by looking at him. 332 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,919 - Not true, but you prove my point. 333 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,755 Darren's tough, intimidating, 334 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,132 and, most importantly, has his own ride. 335 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,384 Besides, he owes me. 336 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,058 ♪ ♪ 337 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:38,312 - Fine, but I get to pick the next team member. 338 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,773 - ALL: Go, Eagles, go. 339 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,232 Go, eagles, go. 340 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,401 Go, eagles, go. 341 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,945 - Amanda Benson? Really? 342 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,281 Other than being the second prettiest girl in school... 343 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,574 - Which you cannot dismiss. - What 344 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,992 can she bring to the party? 345 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,661 ALL: Go, Eagles, go. 346 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,079 Eagles, go. 347 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,289 ♪ ♪ 348 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,294 - How about that? 349 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,671 - That could be useful. 350 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:04,755 ♪ ♪ 351 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,881 - Go, eagles! 352 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,424 Yeah! 353 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,802 Yeah! 354 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,845 ♪ ♪ 355 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,264 Yeah, whoo! 356 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,811 - And she does owe me. 357 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,854 - Griffin Bing. 358 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,064 Is it later yet? 359 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,150 - I've been a little busy. - You're always busy. 360 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,902 But I want in. 361 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,821 - In? 362 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,615 Into what? - Into whatever you're planning. 363 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,618 - Ah, I'm not planning anything. - Of course you are. 364 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,370 You're always planning something. 365 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,663 - She's right. You are-- - Ben. 366 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:38,706 - Sorry. 367 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,707 - I can help. 368 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,041 I've got skills you can use. 369 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,126 You need me. 370 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,168 - 371 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,920 I doubt that. 372 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,338 Later. 373 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,676 So we've got our team. 374 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,431 - And we're gonna get them to do this how? 375 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,890 - Ben, please. 376 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,518 No one can deny me. 377 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,853 - Nope. - 378 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,896 - Whoa, wait. Where are you going? 379 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,773 - Listen, I don't want to speak for these refugees 380 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,025 from the island of misfit losers--no offense-- 381 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,527 but this sounds a lot like 382 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,987 something the cops call stealing. 383 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,531 - I told you. 384 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,533 - Uh, sorry, Griffin, 385 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,618 but I can have no part in criminal mischief. 386 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,871 - Yep, that's what my parole officer says. 387 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,332 - Stop. Just come back 388 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,585 and hear me out for a second, okay? 389 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,047 Ben is the only person 390 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,383 who doesn't want anything from me but friendship. 391 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,552 He's my best friend-- my only friend-- 392 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,222 and I let him down big-time, 393 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,641 so I need to get that card back. 394 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,687 We need to get that card back. 395 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,568 - Nope. 396 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,944 - Okay, we'll do it this way. 397 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,571 Savannah, who got you that pita king 398 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,989 commercial last fall? 399 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,824 - That was you, Griffin. 400 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,117 - Right, oh, and by the way, you make a very 401 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,243 convincing kebab. 402 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,120 - Oh, with the chicken-- 403 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,413 thank you so much. Thank you. 404 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,998 - And, Amanda, last year, 405 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,626 you were the third prettiest girl in school, 406 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,920 that is, until Megan Wright's father 407 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,546 was mysteriously transferred to Denver. 408 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,089 - You said you-- - You did that? 409 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,800 - No comment. 410 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,134 - 411 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,928 - And how about you, Darren? 412 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,305 You want to keep that supply of Latvian hair cream coming? 413 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,265 - Latvian hair cream? 414 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,059 - Okay, all right, Latvia-- 415 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,436 yeah, Latvia--makes the world's best hair cream. 416 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,397 All right, nothing else comes close. 417 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,441 - - Mm-mm. 418 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,151 - What? I like to pamper myself. 419 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,028 - Huh. 420 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,404 - Wow. 421 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,659 - Face it, you all owe me big. 422 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,871 - 423 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:48,919 - Still nope. 424 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,047 - 25,000. 425 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,883 - 25,000 what? 426 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,134 - Uh, Dollars. 427 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,803 After we sell the card, I will pay you-- 428 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,138 - ALL: In. - 429 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,473 - All right. 430 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,684 Pound it, team. 431 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,398 - Pound it. 432 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,024 - Fine. 433 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,197 - So, uh... 434 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,241 when we doing this? 435 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,495 - How's tonight? 436 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,083 We've been watching Swindell. 437 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,585 Every night at 6:00 sharp, 438 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,296 he closes his shop and steps out for dinner. 439 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,923 - Wong's Chinese garden, "Best mu-shu in town." 440 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,468 - More importantly, every night, he sets the alarm. 441 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,012 - Once it's armed... - 442 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,014 - Alarm sequence activated. 443 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,515 You may exit now. 444 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,268 - We have 30 seconds to turn it off. 445 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,232 Then it takes Swindell exactly seven minutes 446 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,318 to get his food and come back. 447 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,196 - We are go. - All right, Darren, Amanda, 448 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,865 heave-ho. - 449 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,283 - Aim me right. 450 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,951 I don't want to be a stain on the wall. 451 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,411 - Stop whining, all right? 452 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,746 You're not the first person I've thrown. 453 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,956 - 454 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,131 - Whoa. 455 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,507 - Huh. 456 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,010 - Oh, 18 seconds. 457 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,392 - Ew. 458 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,728 It looks 1973 died in here. 459 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:33,941 - You have five seconds to exit. 460 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,901 Five, four, 461 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:39,863 three, two, one. 462 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,991 System disarmed. 463 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:47,412 - I mean, yes, Donna Hernandez is "technically prettier," 464 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,331 but could Donna Hernandez have flipped up 465 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,499 onto that roof like that? 466 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,875 I'd say no. 467 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,503 - We are disarmed. - Awesome. 468 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,921 Darren, Savannah, you know what to do. 469 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,589 Buy us some time. - Oh, Griffin, 470 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,257 this next performance shall be my finest, 471 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,093 for I shall be thrust onto the greatest of stages... 472 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,928 - Floor it, please. - On it. 473 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,429 - Reality, where you never know what's coming. 474 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,682 What is-- - 475 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,433 That's okay. I'm gonna be fine. 476 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,143 I'm--I'm still ready. I'm still ready to go. 477 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,356 - Let's move. 478 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,026 This way to Mr. Wagner. 479 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,118 - It's not in there. - Oh, no. 480 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,995 - It's not in the case. 481 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,413 But it's got to be here somewhere. 482 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,039 Start looking. 483 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:37,004 ♪ ♪ 484 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,548 - Come on, come on, come on, come on. 485 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,512 ♪ ♪ 486 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,347 - It's not in here. Check the register. 487 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,808 - Yeah, I'm on it. 488 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,900 ♪ ♪ 489 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,945 - Me, me, me, me, me. 490 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,905 Total, ha, ha, ha. 491 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,533 Ts-ts-ts. ♪ Oh, wah ♪ 492 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,285 - What are you doing? 493 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,369 - I'm warming up. 494 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,996 You should too. 495 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,832 I need you to support my performance. 496 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:14,916 - Wait. What? 497 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,927 - Hey! 498 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,512 I got mu shu here! 499 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,097 - Get out of the road! 500 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,728 - This is Bevie Montague for Channel Three 501 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,813 with another Focus On You. 502 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,190 Sir. 503 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,900 Sir. 504 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,694 Oh, sir, 505 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,237 what do you think are the biggest problems 506 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,864 plaguing society today? 507 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,533 - Too many TV news channels. 508 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,202 - 509 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,039 - 510 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:58,126 So, Savannah, yeah, you still warmed up? 511 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,378 Huh? Ha. 512 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,218 - Come on. Huh, come on. 513 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,095 Be here. 514 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,891 - Ah. Ben? 515 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,185 - - Ben, speak to me, buddy. 516 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:19,481 - Seriously, who would buy this? 517 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,779 - Okay, to be a believable character, 518 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,572 you need a believable motivation. 519 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,074 Have you found yours? 520 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,409 - Yeah, I'm hungry. 521 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,620 - 522 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,961 - Give me the mu shu. 523 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,922 - What? - Give me the mu shu. 524 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,757 - I don't know what you're saying. 525 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,342 - Dude, I-I said give me the mu shu. 526 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:48,718 - Oh. - Yeah. 527 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,345 - I don't think so. 528 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,974 - 529 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,894 - Never get between a man and his mu shu. 530 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,689 - 531 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,776 - Okay, good start. I've got a few notes. 532 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,488 - Sh-sh-shut--shut-- shut up. Shut up. 533 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,739 Ah, shut up. - All right, 534 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,199 I'll give you a moment. 535 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,617 It's fine. It's fine. 536 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,036 Time for plan "C." 537 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,875 Can somebody help me? 538 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,043 Help, please, anybody. 539 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,463 Anyone, anyone-- is somebody there? 540 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:26,882 - No. 541 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,383 - Oh, there is someone there. 542 00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:29,843 Where are you? 543 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,761 I'm speaking to you, young man. 544 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,430 - Yeah, look, I'm sorry, sis. 545 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:34,681 It's just, I got-- I got takeout. 546 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,807 You understand. 547 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,933 - Oh, save your excuses. 548 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,643 I need someone to wheel me 549 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,353 to St. Agatha's 550 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,314 of the righteous and redeemed. 551 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:43,940 - 552 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,194 - Young man, I am waiting. 553 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:50,572 - Ow! Hey! Okay, okay. 554 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,908 - Thank you. 555 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,206 - I got a bad feeling about this. 556 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,505 - 557 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,675 You scared me. 558 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,344 I thought you were a burglar. 559 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,179 - Uh, I am a burglar, 560 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:16,514 and so are you. 561 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,183 We're all burglars. - Wait. 562 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:19,935 Darren, what are you doing? You're supposed to be 563 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,519 on distraction duty. - Yeah, I know. I know. 564 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:22,687 But Swindell's close, 565 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,689 and actor girl, yeah, 566 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,358 she's sucking wind. 567 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:27,609 - Okay, we got to hurry. 568 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,444 - We've got to find it! 569 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,613 - What am I supposed to do? - We can't find the card. 570 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,698 - Okay. - Look! 571 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,368 ♪ ♪ 572 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,702 - Oh, this is perfect. 573 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,746 Thank you for wheeling me here. 574 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,707 Now I can go visit my sisters in the convent, 575 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,668 and I can see-- 576 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,171 Um... 577 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,548 young man, 578 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,424 I'm not certain this is the proper route 579 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,550 to the convent. 580 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,302 - Oh, sure it is, sis. 581 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,845 I'll just point you in the right direction 582 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,556 and let gravity do the rest. 583 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,308 See you, sis! 584 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,727 - 585 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,649 Praise for thee! 586 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,613 - He's close. 587 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,448 - Let's go. 588 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:18,159 - Fate, you've pantsed me again! 589 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,828 - Ben. 590 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,003 - Found it. 591 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:32,465 - 592 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,842 - 593 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:36,303 - Nice Honus. 594 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,266 - Down. 595 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,193 - Oh, great. 596 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,160 Ugh, it's cold. 597 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:05,415 Did I forget to set the alarm? 598 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:10,170 Oh, eh, I always set the alarm. 599 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,470 - Alarm sequence activated. 600 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,893 ♪ ♪ 601 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:45,955 ♪ ♪ 602 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,381 - 603 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,383 - 604 00:27:56,466 --> 00:28:00,136 ♪ ♪ 605 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:10,980 ♪ ♪ 606 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:40,593 - Yello, Swindell's collectibles. 607 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,720 - Bonjour, monsieur swindle. 608 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,890 - "Swindell," accent on the back half. 609 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,934 - Yes, of course, monsieur Swindell. 610 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:50,019 I understand you recently acquired 611 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,397 the Honus Wagner baseball card. 612 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,983 - Yeah. It's worth a fortune and a half. 613 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,401 You interested? 614 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,237 - Oh, for myself, no. 615 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,948 But my clients might be. 616 00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:03,533 - Oh. - They are very rich. 617 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:07,162 I am Anton Lefevre. 618 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,913 - Uh-huh. - And I run 619 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:11,958 the greatest auction in the world. 620 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,626 - Anton "Lefavor"? 621 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,963 The Anton "Lefavor"? - Oh. 622 00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:19,883 You've heard of me. 623 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:21,384 - Yeah-- whoa, nose! 624 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,138 I mean, knows-- 625 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:27,849 knows, yeah--everyone in collectibles knows you. 626 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,518 I mean, it's been my dream to sell my stuff 627 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,936 at your auction. 628 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,772 - Well, then, I am very happy 629 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,066 to extend to you an invitation. 630 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,985 - The alarm. - This year's auction 631 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:42,071 is being held at the Lakeshore Hotel Resort. 632 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,573 Can you be there this Saturday? 633 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,493 - You kidding me? Security can't keep me away. 634 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,578 - Selling your card at my auction 635 00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,705 will make you a very rich man. 636 00:29:50,788 --> 00:29:52,499 - 637 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:53,958 Let me write this down. 638 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,376 - How do we get out of here? 639 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,128 - We can't, not while the alarm is on. 640 00:29:57,212 --> 00:30:01,341 - That's Lakeshore Hotel, huh? This Saturday. 641 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:02,967 - Oui. 642 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,844 - System disarmed. 643 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,221 - Pardonnez-moi, monsieur Swindell? 644 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,306 - Uh, oh, that's just my, uh, 645 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,642 my, uh, stupid alarm acting up. 646 00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:11,893 No--no big deal. 647 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,478 - 648 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:16,064 Of course, the alarms, right. 649 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,524 - What are you doing? - Well, uh... 650 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,193 au revoir, monsieur Swindell. 651 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:21,986 I look forward to meeting you... 652 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,113 - Come on. - What are you doing? 653 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,490 - Explanations later. Go. 654 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,243 - Right back at you, Mr. "Lefaver." 655 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:30,703 - Move. 656 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,172 - That was so close. 657 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,590 - Who turned off that alarm? 658 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,259 - No idea. 659 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,720 - I did it. 660 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,097 - 661 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,099 - You saved us? 662 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,059 You hacked into the security system? 663 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:55,895 - A little kid? - 664 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,814 Swindell's security system is a joke-- 665 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,691 binary regressive code. 666 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,234 Hacking that was child's play. 667 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,944 I told you I could help. 668 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:06,030 - Thank you. But you're not joining us. 669 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,865 - I'll tell mom and dad. 670 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,451 - Wait. Wait. - Oh, she's your sister. 671 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,542 - Okay, you're in. 672 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,463 - Guys! 673 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,299 Oh, you guys, Swindell is on his way. 674 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,551 He's coming from the-- 675 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,389 You already knew that, right? 676 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:32,765 - Yeah. 677 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:37,145 ♪ ♪ 678 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:43,359 - You had the card in your hand, Griffin, 679 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,778 and then you put it back? - Yeah, man, hey, 680 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:46,946 why are we going through all this trouble 681 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,114 if you're just gonna choke? 682 00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:50,074 - I had a better idea. 683 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,076 Swindell would've known exactly who took it. 684 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,494 - There's no way you could sell it 685 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,705 to anybody anywhere. 686 00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:02,503 ♪ ♪ 687 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,676 - We need to get Swindell to give us the card, 688 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,802 free and clear. 689 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:12,305 If we can do that, then-- 690 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,058 then we've pulled off the ultimate swindle. 691 00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,268 - Okay, dude, Swindell's not just gonna fork over 692 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,936 the Honus out of the goodness of his heart. 693 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,772 - It would seem most out of character. 694 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,273 - What she said. 695 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,275 - Okay, look. He's going to do it. 696 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,027 It's all going to happen at the Lakeshore Hotel 697 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,362 this Saturday. 698 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,529 - How? 699 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,907 - Ben, trust me. 700 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,037 - So what's next? 701 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,289 - I have a new plan. 702 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,084 Amanda, we are gonna need you. 703 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,299 To make this plan work, 704 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,426 we're gonna need something special, 705 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,012 and I know just where to get it. 706 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:58,434 - I can't believe I'm doing this. 707 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,604 - Be strong. 708 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:03,648 - 709 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:06,818 - Hey, Eddie. 710 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,027 - 711 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,488 You--you're Amanda Benson, 712 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:13,491 the Amanda Benson. - Yeah. 713 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:14,909 - This is unreal. 714 00:33:14,992 --> 00:33:16,452 It's like I'm in The Matrix. 715 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,620 - Unreal is right. 716 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,164 Amanda would never crush on a geek. 717 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,668 - And yet you harbor a not-so-secret crush on her, 718 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,044 yes? 719 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,504 - And your point is? 720 00:33:26,587 --> 00:33:27,839 - 721 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,590 - Hey, Eddie, can I come in? 722 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:30,925 - Absolutely. 723 00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,552 - Thanks. 724 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:34,512 - 725 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:37,557 - Okay, all right, wake me up when it's time to motor. 726 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,230 - Or we could make use of this time 727 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,607 to review some basic acting techniques. 728 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,943 - Oh, okay, yeah, totally. 729 00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,361 Uh, this is my, um, 730 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:54,115 "I don't care what you're saying" face. 731 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,658 Is it convincing? 732 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,496 - Okay, then, you do that. 733 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,713 - Submitted for your approval. 734 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,387 Welcome to my man cave. 735 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,555 Huh? 736 00:34:18,681 --> 00:34:20,057 - Whoa. 737 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,186 Geek heaven. - Excellent. 738 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:25,938 Now find something small, rare, and valuable. 739 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,232 - I'm trying. - Pardon? 740 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:32,570 - I--I'm trying to-- 741 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,405 to take it all in. 742 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,241 - Well, let me impress. 743 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:41,329 Check out my authentic Klingon bat'leth. 744 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,956 Worf himself held this. 745 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,041 - Oh, wow. 746 00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:46,292 - Ha! 747 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,252 - - Okay. 748 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,755 - 749 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,048 - Is that Klingon? 750 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,174 - 751 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:54,342 - 752 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,221 - Oh, sorry. 753 00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:00,181 Amanda, did I hurt you? 754 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,432 Are you okay? 755 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,518 Amanda? 756 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:04,769 - 757 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:06,771 - Jeez, did I break your glasses? 758 00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,189 - No, no. 759 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:10,733 I don't think they're broken, are they? 760 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,068 Are they? 761 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,279 - Look okay to me. 762 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,114 - Amanda, we can hear you. 763 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,491 Can you hear us? 764 00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:19,992 - I think they might be broken. 765 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,244 Speak to me. 766 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:24,789 - Um, I am speaking to you. 767 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,876 - The earpiece isn't working. 768 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,419 She's completely cut off from us. 769 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,629 - Ugh. 770 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:34,799 - Come on, come on. 771 00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:35,967 Work! 772 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,177 - Amanda, are you okay? 773 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,639 - Yeah. 774 00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,225 I'm fine. 775 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,483 Hey, Eddie, 776 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:56,153 since we're alone and nobody can see us, 777 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,531 I have something to confess to you 778 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:02,493 that you can never, ever tell anybody, okay? 779 00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:06,205 - Zooming in. 780 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,000 - I love-- 781 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,669 - Me? - No. 782 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:12,920 Ew. 783 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,422 - - No, 784 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:18,009 I love your collection. 785 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:19,927 You've got it all. 786 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,054 Are you kidding? 787 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,223 Star phase metal jacket. 788 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,351 Oh, Cosmic Dan #26 789 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,562 where they introduce the stranger. 790 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:30,688 - Yeah. 791 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:33,482 - 792 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,777 Ben Kenobi and Darth Vader in their epic showdown. 793 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,613 - Wow. - Amazing. 794 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,492 are these real Star Trek uniforms? 795 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:46,370 - Actor-worn, original series. 796 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,372 - And Griffin Bing said 797 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:49,874 you wouldn't care about this stuff. 798 00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:51,292 What a dorkasaurus he is. 799 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,502 - 800 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:57,340 - That's some hefty geekiness Amanda's sporting. 801 00:36:57,423 --> 00:36:59,926 - We got scammed. 802 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,302 - What? 803 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:04,263 - Amanda Benson, is a secret geek. 804 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,723 - 805 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:07,391 - No way. 806 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,560 - A red-haired Captain Cybertor. 807 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,603 - Yeah. 808 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:12,563 The blues are a dime a dozen, 809 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,815 but the reds are an ultrarare variant. 810 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,317 - Yeah, a factory mistake. 811 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,735 Most were destroyed before they were released 812 00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,445 to the general public. - Yeah, 813 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:22,114 but a handful slipped out-- super rare. 814 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,117 A red-haired Captain Cybertor in mint condition, it's worth... 815 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,870 - BOTH: $80,000. 816 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,331 - She is so hot. So hot. 817 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,333 - Just breathe, Ben, breathe. 818 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:39,048 - Eddie... - Careful. 819 00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:40,383 - I have to borrow this. 820 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,259 It's just for a few days, 821 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,345 and I promise it'll come back 822 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,931 without a red hair out of place. 823 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:48,474 Please? I promise. 824 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,601 I promise. Just say yes. 825 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,689 - Okay, but you have to promise me 826 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,399 one thing first. 827 00:37:58,025 --> 00:37:59,527 - 828 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,529 Well, guess who has a date with the nerd king. 829 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,698 - 830 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,201 - What? 831 00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:08,536 - We saw everything. 832 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,246 - The glasses stopped receiving, 833 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:13,624 but they never stopped transmitting. 834 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,793 -♪ I got a date with Amanda Benson ♪ 835 00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:18,087 ♪ I got a date with Amanda Benson ♪ 836 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,214 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 837 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:22,842 I rule, yeah! - 838 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:25,428 - It's like Donna Hernandez doesn't even exist. 839 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,555 - And the second prettiest girl in school 840 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:28,889 is actually a complete-- 841 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,850 - Do not use the "G" word! 842 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,268 Okay, when I moved here three years ago, 843 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:33,811 I worked hard to remake myself. 844 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,397 I will not go back to being Mandy, the mutant. 845 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,232 - Kids chanting: ♪ Mandy, the mutant ♪ 846 00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:40,401 ♪ Mandy, the mutant ♪ 847 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,821 ♪ Mandy, the mutant ♪ 848 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,700 - Mandy, the mutant, okay. - Oh, shut up! 849 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,660 If any of you breathes a word of this to anybody, 850 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,245 I will hurt you in ways 851 00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:53,122 that haven't even been invented yet. 852 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,874 - Oh. - So hot. 853 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,459 - Ugh! 854 00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:00,588 Ugh! 855 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:04,258 ♪ ♪ 856 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,054 - Okay, we have a lot to do to get ready. 857 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:10,681 We know our target. The internet is filled 858 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,099 with stories about this guy. 859 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,101 From nice old ladies to puppies, 860 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,478 he's robbed them all. 861 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,355 - Griffin, how do you rob a puppy? 862 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:18,689 - He found a way. 863 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,399 Look, the point is, he is a bad guy, 864 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,276 and it's time someone took him down 865 00:39:22,359 --> 00:39:24,195 once and for all. 866 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,281 ♪ ♪ 867 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:33,454 ♪ ♪ 868 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,393 - Nope. 869 00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,230 - Hmm? 870 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,981 - Mm, better. 871 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,026 - Uh-huh! 872 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,903 - Bull's-eye. 873 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:08,364 - Okay, now this might be hard to get used to. 874 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:10,241 Just take your time. Relax. 875 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:11,700 Focus. - Uh-huh. 876 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,160 - Just think of what you're doing. 877 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,745 - Whoo! - Okay, that's good. 878 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,414 - Why didn't you tell me how easy this was gonna be? 879 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,041 - Yeah, hmm. 880 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,417 - This is so fun! 881 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,378 - Well, that's beginner's luck, though. 882 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,006 - Hello, Lakeshore Hotel? 883 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,050 Book me your finest room. 884 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:31,387 How much? 885 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,639 How about your second finest room? 886 00:40:34,431 --> 00:40:35,850 - Yeah. 887 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,060 - That's--okay, that's a lot of backflips. 888 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,436 - 889 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,273 - You seem like you have the hang of this, 890 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,525 so I'm going to go. 891 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,194 - I need this. 892 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,946 - Ha, no, you don't. 893 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:51,282 - Oh, yes, I do. 894 00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:54,743 ♪ ♪ 895 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,580 - Darren, are you ready to embrace acting? 896 00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:58,998 - You mean pretending. 897 00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:00,666 - It's a lot more than that. - Okay. 898 00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:02,042 - A lot more, okay, you got it? - Okay. 899 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,377 - Ready? - Yeah. 900 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,545 - I'm a bird. 901 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:05,963 What am I now? 902 00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:07,339 - You're holding your arm up in the air. 903 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,632 - No--but it's a tree. 904 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:09,800 Feel the emotions, though. 905 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,343 - Uh, what do you want me to-- 906 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:12,720 - I'm big. 907 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,180 - I'm tiny. - I'm sad. 908 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:15,472 - You're a dork. 909 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,392 ♪ ♪ 910 00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:23,564 - 911 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,650 - - Oh, what are you doing? 912 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,319 Blowing my mind is what you're doing. 913 00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:29,820 - Southern, southern accent. 914 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,614 - Oh, we're southern, some cheese puffs. 915 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:32,948 - Chubbin'. - Cha! 916 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,491 - Chubbin'. - Chubbin'. 917 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:35,951 - Are you--are you okay? 918 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,244 - No! 919 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,412 I'm sad. 920 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,248 - I'm angry! - Okay. 921 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,625 - I'm so mad! 922 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,293 - Yeah, I'm so mad! - I'm so mad! 923 00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,962 - Oh, we're shy. Oh, be shy. 924 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,548 - Shy. - Your shy is amazing. 925 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,050 - I did it. - Your shy is fantastic. 926 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,593 It makes who you are. It makes you vulnerable. 927 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:53,969 - That just happened right there. 928 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:55,304 - That just happened. I felt that. 929 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:56,513 - It did. 930 00:41:56,597 --> 00:42:00,601 ♪ ♪ 931 00:42:06,523 --> 00:42:07,608 - 932 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,443 - Okay, we're ready. 933 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,446 Let's swindle a swindler. 934 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:21,080 ♪ ♪ 935 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,793 - Wow. 936 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:27,711 - Yeah, "wow" is the word. 937 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,713 - What a beautiful ride 938 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,006 from the country, huh? 939 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,259 Nature is so chic. Ha! 940 00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:34,468 Allons-y! 941 00:42:34,551 --> 00:42:39,056 ♪ ♪ 942 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,895 - 943 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,481 Mr. Lefevre, has exquisite taste. 944 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:50,734 - Panic attack. Let's go. 945 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,069 - Darren. - On it. 946 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,534 - Guys, look, this is nuts. 947 00:42:58,617 --> 00:42:59,994 We can't pull this off. 948 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:04,748 - You guys roll out. 949 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,501 ♪ ♪ 950 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,256 Ben, we got this, okay? 951 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:14,091 Trust me. 952 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,927 Melissa and Savannah, will secure our home base. 953 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:20,764 - This hotel is stupid easy to hack. 954 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,767 Hello, firewall, anybody? 955 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:26,937 Okay, duplicate reservation. 956 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,441 Downgrade. 957 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:32,776 And give me an "A." 958 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,239 Upgrade. 959 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,368 And done. 960 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:54,798 - Paula Swindell. 961 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,383 My daddy booked me a room here. 962 00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:58,802 - Yes, Miss Swindell. 963 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:02,056 - Uh, "Swindle," accent on the front half. 964 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:05,267 - My apologies, Miss Swindle. 965 00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:10,439 Yes, I've got you in the ultra-deluxe crown suite. 966 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,275 - Oh, "only the best for my baby." 967 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,486 that's what daddy always says. 968 00:44:15,569 --> 00:44:16,904 Keep it on his card. 969 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,489 - Okay. 970 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:24,161 ♪ ♪ 971 00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:26,455 - See, Ben, everything's gonna be fine. 972 00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:28,040 No one knows us here. 973 00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:29,666 - Except for my dad. 974 00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:33,295 - A laser hedge trimmer. Wow. 975 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,005 The Snake pit's really gonna love that one. 976 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:37,299 Now, I call mine the I-got-it. 977 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,181 of course, this is just a prototype. 978 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,308 Uh, it still has a few bugs-- 979 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:49,395 the production models won't be quite so sensitive. 980 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:52,398 Oh. 981 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:53,982 - Don't touch anything. Don't touch anything. 982 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,401 Call maintenance, okay? 983 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:56,777 Get someone-- get 'em on the phone. 984 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,153 - That--that was me. 985 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,696 Did--did I do that? 986 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,533 - Yes, I think you did. 987 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:03,867 - Look, Griffin. 988 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,244 We haven't even started, 989 00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:06,954 and it's already not fine. 990 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,081 The Snake pit is here. 991 00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:10,958 My dad is here. 992 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,543 Look. 993 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,044 I'm going home. - Uh-uh. 994 00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:16,422 No, you're not, 'cause if you go home, 995 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:19,049 home will be uncle Grover's barn in Montana. 996 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,051 You need that card, Ben. 997 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:24,096 All right, your family, they need that money, 998 00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:26,515 'cause tough truth time, 999 00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:28,434 your dad's not gonna sell the I-got-it. 1000 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,227 - I just have to work out a few bugs. 1001 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,604 Okay, it'll be fine. 1002 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,064 - He still can. 1003 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:36,733 He's just got to work out a few bugs. 1004 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:37,776 - Hey, guys. 1005 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,570 Watch this. 1006 00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:40,571 Pull me. 1007 00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:42,072 Yeah, that's right. 1008 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,740 - Ugh, I can't--I can't--ugh. 1009 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,075 - 1010 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:49,413 ♪ ♪ 1011 00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:51,331 - This place is bigger than my house. 1012 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,417 - Yeah, it must cost a fortune. 1013 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,211 Oh, that's mine. Thank you. - Here you go. 1014 00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:57,796 - It does, and if you listen carefully, 1015 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,923 you can hear the whimper of Swindell's credit card. 1016 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:03,385 - Thank you. - Hey, guys, guys, 1017 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,929 TV in the bathroom. You can totally watch a game 1018 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:08,098 while you're taking a massive-- - Please don't say it. 1019 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:10,768 - No, bath, bath. I was gonna say bath. 1020 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:12,144 - Ugh, hon, hon, 1021 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:13,604 daddy's on a strict stinky cheese 1022 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:14,771 and raw squid diet. 1023 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:15,939 I know. Don't get me started. 1024 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:16,982 The doctor calls it holistic. 1025 00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:18,650 I call it horrific. 1026 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,611 Anyway, just send that down as soon as he checks in 1027 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:21,695 and charge it to the room. 1028 00:46:21,778 --> 00:46:23,989 Thanks, doll. 1029 00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:25,616 Was I loathsome enough? 1030 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:26,867 - You made me hate you. 1031 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,410 - You're so sweet. 1032 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,204 - Hey, Griffin, can we talk about your plan? 1033 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,164 - You still think it's crazy. - Well, yes, and-- 1034 00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:33,373 - And you're afraid you're gonna mess it up. 1035 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,167 - Well, yes. 1036 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:37,211 - Ben, your job is key, 1037 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,629 and you're gonna do fine, okay? 1038 00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:40,464 Can you trust me? - I know, and I do. 1039 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:42,633 It's just, a lot's riding on this, 1040 00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:44,176 and nothing's more important to me right now-- 1041 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:45,802 - The shield of Barradon. 1042 00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,721 - From Star Smash two: Evil strikes again? 1043 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:50,682 - Yeah, they're auctioning it off here today, and I-- 1044 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,100 well, I thought-- 1045 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,770 I mean, I thought you might want to know 1046 00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,980 since that's your kind of thing, 1047 00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:00,317 not mine. - 1048 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,486 - Your shoes are in the room. - Thank you. 1049 00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:04,446 - Darren, we have backstories to review. 1050 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:07,574 - Okay, well, we already did that, like, 300 times. 1051 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,702 - Darren, acting is where inspiration meets preparation. 1052 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,496 - Okay, okay, well, we can-- 1053 00:47:12,579 --> 00:47:14,498 we can prepare while I'm watching the game. 1054 00:47:14,581 --> 00:47:17,376 - I suppose, if that works for you, then we'll-- 1055 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:22,172 Maybe we've prepared enough. 1056 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,342 I'll never get that out of my head. 1057 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:27,844 - Did you finally get your gear in gear? 1058 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,221 - Finally? 1059 00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:31,014 It took me less than five minutes, 1060 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,100 and it's way more complicated than anything you're doing. 1061 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:36,186 - Okay, show me what you got. 1062 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:39,147 - Tapping into the hotel surveillance cams. 1063 00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:42,526 Lefevre, has just entered his room, 1064 00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:43,902 and... 1065 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,116 Swindell's close. 1066 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,867 He should be here in ten. 1067 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:52,619 - Not bad, sis. 1068 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:56,164 Amanda, time for your visit with monsieur Lefevre. 1069 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,749 - On my way. 1070 00:47:58,792 --> 00:47:59,793 - here you go. 1071 00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:01,253 - Thanks. 1072 00:48:01,336 --> 00:48:03,880 - Savannah, Darren, you too. Costume up. 1073 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,717 - Darren, it's showtime! 1074 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,720 - I'm exfoliating! 1075 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:21,648 - Good day. - Mr. Lefevre's complimentary 1076 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,151 skin care treatment, courtesy of Mr. Swindell. 1077 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,903 - Oh, yes, the petite, sweaty, American man 1078 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:28,864 with the unfortunate hair. 1079 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,073 Please, viens ici. 1080 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,075 I will sparkle for the auction. 1081 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:33,660 - 1082 00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:43,795 - Hey. 1083 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,339 Don't scratch it. 1084 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,427 - Excuse-en, sir, 1085 00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,429 but you are here for the auction. 1086 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:55,265 We are looking for Monsieur Lefevre. 1087 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,517 - Don't know where he is. 1088 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,436 - We're coming here to sell papa's toy. 1089 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,271 We were told it was worth a lot of monies. 1090 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,231 - Ya, monies. 1091 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:07,611 - Worth--worth a lot of money, you say? 1092 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:08,737 - Mm-hmm. 1093 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,448 Look-en. 1094 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,662 Ya. 1095 00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:20,832 - Oh, a red-haired Captain Cybertor. 1096 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,043 - Ya, is it worth the monies? 1097 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,170 - Monies? 1098 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,130 - Well... 1099 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:31,843 it would be if the hair was blue. 1100 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,137 - Blue? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1101 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,389 The blue ones are super rare, 1102 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:38,016 but yours is red, unfortunately. 1103 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,017 - Red. 1104 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,477 - Oh, yeah, red. 1105 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,646 Yeah, the red ones are a dime a dozen, 1106 00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:43,730 almost worthless. 1107 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,649 You know, 1108 00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:49,778 I wouldn't waste Mr. Lefevre's time with this. 1109 00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:51,446 - Oh. 1110 00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:53,865 - Monies? 1111 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:01,331 - Okay, now just a little more. 1112 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:06,670 Now we just wait for the rejuvenating agents 1113 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:08,672 to, um-- 1114 00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:11,007 to rejuvenate. 1115 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,843 - Rejuvenate-- - Ah, ah, ah, ah. 1116 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:13,885 No talking. 1117 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:16,179 No moving. 1118 00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:17,347 There you go. 1119 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:18,348 - 1120 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:20,851 - 1121 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,193 - Red, worthless. 1122 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:33,989 - Worthless? - Yeah, worthless. 1123 00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:35,198 - Floogin. 1124 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,450 - 1125 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,869 Jorgen, has the disappointment. 1126 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:41,621 - Oh, yeah, yeah, I understand, yeah. 1127 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:42,581 Ugh. 1128 00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:44,833 You know, I like you kids. 1129 00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:47,544 I hate to see you go home empty-handed. 1130 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:51,381 How about I take that off your hand 1131 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:54,551 for, say, oh, 1132 00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:55,677 10 bucks. 1133 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:57,262 - - How's that sound? 1134 00:50:57,345 --> 00:51:00,223 - Oh, ten American dollars. 1135 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,725 - Ah, monies. 1136 00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:04,394 - Oh. - Yeah, monies, eh? 1137 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,232 Suckers. 1138 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:21,119 - So I pretty much rocked that, right? 1139 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,996 - Well, your accent was iffy, 1140 00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:25,624 and maybe if you could just-- - Rocked it. 1141 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,337 - I booked a room. 1142 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,714 - Yes, Mr. Swindle. 1143 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,342 - Oh, "Swindell." 1144 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:58,406 This is my room? 1145 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,033 - Well, you get what you pay for. 1146 00:52:02,869 --> 00:52:05,539 - Oh, what's that smell? - Yeah. 1147 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,836 your stinky cheese and squid plate 1148 00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,755 as requested. 1149 00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:20,387 - No. 1150 00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:33,066 - Here we go. 1151 00:52:33,149 --> 00:52:34,150 Pop! 1152 00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,277 - 1153 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,072 - My, my, look how you glow. 1154 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,367 - 1155 00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:46,162 I look like the bottom of a baby. 1156 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:47,581 Merci beaucoup. 1157 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,499 - Oh, you're very welcome, Mr. Lefevre. 1158 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,209 All a part of the Lakeshore Hotel touch. 1159 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,627 - You are an angel. 1160 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:54,087 - Okay, all right. 1161 00:52:54,170 --> 00:52:56,840 - Please, look at my skin. Worship me. 1162 00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:57,924 I am beautiful. 1163 00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,969 Please, touch Lefevre. Oh, yes. 1164 00:53:01,052 --> 00:53:02,262 Oh, I'm beautiful. 1165 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,805 - Swindell took the bait. 1166 00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:05,181 - Jah, bonus! 1167 00:53:05,265 --> 00:53:06,558 - Time to celebrate. 1168 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:08,435 Hello, room service? 1169 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:10,020 Yes, I'd like six-- - Two. 1170 00:53:10,103 --> 00:53:11,771 - Eight hamburgers, Four pizzas, 1171 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:14,482 and what desserts do you have? 1172 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,067 Anybody else need anything? 1173 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,694 - Nothing for me, sis, 1174 00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:20,697 but I could really use a massage of ze foot. 1175 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:22,574 - Awesome. - 1176 00:53:22,657 --> 00:53:24,492 - Whoa, he looks exactly like "le-fever." 1177 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:25,869 - Ugh, Lefevre. 1178 00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:27,621 - Nah, I don't care. - Yeah, I do. 1179 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,164 - Yeah, just add six sundaes, please, thanks. 1180 00:53:29,247 --> 00:53:30,874 - Amanda, that's amazing. 1181 00:53:30,957 --> 00:53:32,083 - Thank you. 1182 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,753 It's just some concealer and some blush 1183 00:53:34,836 --> 00:53:37,380 and a metric ton of putty. 1184 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,466 - 1185 00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:41,468 Is that nose gonna hold? 1186 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,888 - It only needs to work for a few minutes. 1187 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:46,598 - 1188 00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:33,186 Hey, captain. You look like you're worth a lot of cash. 1189 00:54:33,269 --> 00:54:35,397 Not as much as you, Honus. 1190 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:43,363 Yeah? 1191 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:46,282 Spa day with Mr. Lefevre? 1192 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:47,909 His treat? 1193 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:51,079 All right, yeah, I'll be right there. 1194 00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:52,539 Things are looking up. 1195 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:54,708 - The spa's on the second floor. Enjoy. 1196 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,459 Swindell's on the move. 1197 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,627 You're already late. 1198 00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,964 - I move at a relaxed pace. 1199 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:03,508 - Whatever. I'll buy you a few minutes. 1200 00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:05,468 - Au revoir, everyone. 1201 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,554 - Good luck! - Bye! 1202 00:55:09,889 --> 00:55:11,516 - Ah. 1203 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:14,769 Going up. 1204 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:25,155 And going down. 1205 00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:26,656 - 1206 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,199 - And going up again. 1207 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,492 - 1208 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,161 - And then down. 1209 00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:33,913 - 1210 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,540 - And up. 1211 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:38,084 And down. 1212 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,003 And up again. 1213 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:41,755 - 1214 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:45,675 - 1215 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,677 - And up. - Ooh! 1216 00:55:47,761 --> 00:55:49,137 - Hey, why not? 1217 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:50,221 Let's go down. 1218 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,265 - - 1219 00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:54,184 - 1220 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:04,861 Help! 1221 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,988 - - Help! 1222 00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:11,576 - 1223 00:56:11,659 --> 00:56:12,911 - Do up again. 1224 00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:16,039 - - 1225 00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:17,499 - Oh, yow! 1226 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,211 - You know what, Melissa? 1227 00:56:21,294 --> 00:56:22,212 I'll say it. 1228 00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:23,922 I am impressed. 1229 00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:27,092 You are the most dangerous girl in the seventh grade. 1230 00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:29,052 - Oh, thanks, bro. 1231 00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:31,554 - Bonjour, madame. 1232 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:36,851 - Somebody stop this thing! 1233 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:46,152 - Ah, Mr. Swindell. 1234 00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:50,073 I have your squid and limburger sandwich. 1235 00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:52,450 - 1236 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,538 - Ugh! - Mm. 1237 00:56:56,621 --> 00:56:58,164 - Ew. - I'm done. 1238 00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,582 Uh-uh. 1239 00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:05,088 - Ah, monsieur Swindell, come, join me, please. 1240 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:09,092 - Oh, hey, Mr.-- oh--Lefevre, is that you? 1241 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:10,593 - But of course. 1242 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:14,639 Could there be two such noses as this in the world? 1243 00:57:14,722 --> 00:57:16,641 - Oh, guess not. 1244 00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,434 - Oh, please, lie down. 1245 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,603 - Oh, okay. 1246 00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:22,397 - You are in for a treat, mon ami. 1247 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,860 I have requested for you my favorite masseuse. 1248 00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:28,820 - - Oh, nice, 1249 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:30,446 'cause I actually have been feeling 1250 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,614 a little tight. 1251 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,492 A massage will feel real nice. 1252 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:40,665 - I know, fantastic, no? 1253 00:57:40,748 --> 00:57:42,709 She is a master with the muscle. 1254 00:57:44,377 --> 00:57:46,629 - Yeah, you know, I can honestly say-- 1255 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:48,590 Oh! 1256 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:51,176 I've never felt anything like it. 1257 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:56,681 - 1258 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,101 Oh! 1259 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:03,229 - Wait a second. 1260 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,815 His nose-- oh, no, this is all going south. 1261 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,442 Hey, mayday, mayday. Pull out. Pull out. 1262 00:58:07,525 --> 00:58:10,069 Your nose is melting. - I'm working here. 1263 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:12,989 - Abort mission. - Slap! 1264 00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,991 Ow. Well, now I'm in pain. 1265 00:58:15,074 --> 00:58:16,534 Mayday, I'm in pain. My head hurts. 1266 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,203 Abort mission. - Slap! 1267 00:58:18,286 --> 00:58:20,371 Ow. Thank you. 1268 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:21,831 I'm feeling less hysterical now. 1269 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:23,082 - Stick to the plan. 1270 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,667 Amanda, time for your date. 1271 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:26,669 - On it. 1272 00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:30,131 - Oh. 1273 00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,424 Whoa. 1274 00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:33,051 You look really good in black. 1275 00:58:33,134 --> 00:58:35,762 You should wear it more often. 1276 00:58:38,514 --> 00:58:39,974 - Thanks. 1277 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:41,684 That's really sweet of you 1278 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:44,854 and kind of awkward. 1279 00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:49,859 - I think she likes me. 1280 00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:51,319 - 1281 00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:53,196 - 1282 00:58:53,279 --> 00:58:55,323 Uh-oh, Lefevre, is leaving his room. 1283 00:58:55,406 --> 00:58:57,075 - No, well, if Swindell sees him, we're done. 1284 00:58:57,158 --> 00:58:58,785 - If he sees Griffin, we're worse. 1285 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:01,329 - Excellent time for improvisational theater. 1286 00:59:01,412 --> 00:59:02,705 Come on, Darren. 1287 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,165 - Wait. Wait. Who's my character? 1288 00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:05,416 No, no, wait, wait, wait, hey, hey. 1289 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,126 What's my backstory? 1290 00:59:09,128 --> 00:59:12,882 - Ooh, this should be good. 1291 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:14,384 - Donald P. Luddler, 1292 00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:16,386 I have never been so angry in all my life. 1293 00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:17,887 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this-- 1294 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,305 what's this all about, Darlene? 1295 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,057 - I saw you with that girl by the pool. 1296 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,725 You should have whiplash the way you were taking 1297 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:23,893 her curves. 1298 00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:25,061 - No, I-I-I swear. I swear. 1299 00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:26,562 I didn't even notice her 1300 00:59:26,646 --> 00:59:28,398 or her curves. - Slap! 1301 00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:29,691 - 1302 00:59:34,153 --> 00:59:36,030 - Why? - We're acting. 1303 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,241 Just stay in the moment. Just stay in the moment. 1304 00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:43,288 - You are such a liar! - No, I'm-- 1305 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:44,706 no, I am not. 1306 00:59:44,789 --> 00:59:46,207 - This elevator 1307 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:47,834 is not going anywhere until you admit it. 1308 00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,086 - Pardonnez-moi. - I have a very important 1309 00:59:50,169 --> 00:59:53,047 auction, and I must-- - BOTH: You stay out of this! 1310 00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:03,016 ♪ ♪ 1311 01:00:22,368 --> 01:00:24,662 - Hooked in. 1312 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:25,913 - Sending you the call now. 1313 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,501 - This man will not leave me alone. 1314 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,546 - What man? 1315 01:00:33,629 --> 01:00:37,300 - Ivan Volkov, big spender, 1316 01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:38,885 big collector, 1317 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:41,262 been searching for years for the same item: 1318 01:00:41,346 --> 01:00:45,350 a red-haired Captain Cybertor figure. 1319 01:00:46,517 --> 01:00:47,602 - Oh, really? 1320 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:48,811 - 1321 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,480 - I had one all lined up, 1322 01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:53,858 but alas, the sellers, they never arrived. 1323 01:00:53,941 --> 01:00:56,444 - Oh, ha, ha. Those things happen. 1324 01:00:56,527 --> 01:00:59,364 Oh! - Yes, but he keeps calling me. 1325 01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:02,533 I do not like disappointing a man like Volkov. 1326 01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:06,079 He is, how you say, a ruthless man. 1327 01:01:06,162 --> 01:01:10,083 One cannot overstate the gravity of... 1328 01:01:11,125 --> 01:01:13,669 of the gravity... 1329 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:16,589 The gravity of... 1330 01:01:16,672 --> 01:01:18,049 - 1331 01:01:20,259 --> 01:01:23,429 - Mayday, mayday, pull out. Mission abort. 1332 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,849 - Um... 1333 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:33,898 - 1334 01:01:37,276 --> 01:01:39,946 ♪ ♪ 1335 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,364 I'm in. 1336 01:01:41,447 --> 01:01:42,990 - Acknowledged. 1337 01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:45,410 - You'll never catch Donna Hernandez doing this. 1338 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:48,788 ♪ ♪ 1339 01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:50,498 - Um... 1340 01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:54,210 - Ah, Mr. Lefevre, you okay there? 1341 01:01:54,293 --> 01:01:56,838 - Uh, yes, yes, I'm quite all right. 1342 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:58,423 - Oh, no, you're not. 1343 01:01:58,506 --> 01:01:59,674 - Yes, I am. 1344 01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:01,843 It's just, 1345 01:02:01,926 --> 01:02:04,887 my allergies seem to be bothering me. 1346 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:09,600 - Lie still! 1347 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,352 - 1348 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,938 All he ever does is criticize me. 1349 01:02:14,021 --> 01:02:16,190 - Okay, oh. - He thinks my dreams 1350 01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,775 of becoming an actress are stupid. 1351 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:18,943 Hug me. 1352 01:02:19,026 --> 01:02:20,486 I want a hug. - What? 1353 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,947 I never said that. I never did. 1354 01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:24,949 - Oh, you know what. You didn't have to. 1355 01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:27,994 - Oh, the hillbillies... 1356 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,916 - 1357 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,377 Oh, look at the time. 1358 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:37,462 So much to do. 1359 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,756 Oh, thank you. 1360 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,885 Au revoir, Mr. Swindell. 1361 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:47,430 - What? Hey, where you going? 1362 01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:49,098 - I said lie still! 1363 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:50,850 - 1364 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,520 - Oh, maybe I can-- - No, hey, stay! 1365 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,397 - He doesn't take acting seriously at all. 1366 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:58,441 It's just-- it's one big joke to you. 1367 01:02:58,524 --> 01:03:00,026 - Yeah, I do--I do joke around. 1368 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:01,235 All right, but I don't nothing by it. 1369 01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:04,322 - Well, it means something to me. 1370 01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:08,284 It hurts, Dar-- Donald, I mean. 1371 01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:10,119 You know, ever think of that? 1372 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,454 - No, no, I didn't. 1373 01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:14,373 I never meant to hurt you, Savann-- 1374 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,042 or Darlene, 1375 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:19,337 and I promise that I will never hurt you again. 1376 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:21,255 - Yes, yes, yes, this is what you must do, 1377 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:24,634 just as I must attend my auction. 1378 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:31,641 Au revoir. 1379 01:03:31,724 --> 01:03:33,100 - Bye, now. 1380 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:34,727 - This acting thing is kind of awesome! 1381 01:03:34,810 --> 01:03:36,896 - See, a performance can be a constructive outlet 1382 01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:38,481 for life's frustrations. 1383 01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:39,815 - Yeah, yeah, even more than pounding things. 1384 01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:41,943 - Mm-hmm. 1385 01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:45,071 - Ooh, went smooth as glass. 1386 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:46,656 - Broken glass. 1387 01:03:46,739 --> 01:03:48,157 - Well, it worked, anyway. 1388 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:50,159 How's Amanda doing? - She's almost set. 1389 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,370 - All right. Ben. - Yep. 1390 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:55,081 - Oh, you're up. 1391 01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:56,707 - Is the moustache working? 1392 01:03:57,708 --> 01:03:59,001 - Overtime. 1393 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,920 - All right. 1394 01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:08,553 - Moustache, can you see him? 1395 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,054 - Yes. 1396 01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:12,181 Here he comes. - Ah, no, no, it was great. 1397 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,183 I feel very loose. - 1398 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:17,436 Here's my card. Call me maybe. 1399 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,688 - Thanks. 1400 01:04:18,771 --> 01:04:20,356 - And drink plenty of water. 1401 01:04:20,439 --> 01:04:22,149 - 1402 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:28,364 - It's simple. 1403 01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:30,866 You get me red-haired Captain Cybertor 1404 01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:33,202 or I break you! 1405 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,746 Dasvidaniya. 1406 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:47,800 - Pardon me, Mr. Volkov? 1407 01:04:47,883 --> 01:04:50,428 - Nobody approaches. 1408 01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:52,346 - Keep walking, little man. 1409 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:55,099 - Alexei, Boris, let go. 1410 01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:57,018 This little man is Swindle. 1411 01:04:57,101 --> 01:04:58,644 - 1412 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:02,398 Swindell, accent on the back half, but-- 1413 01:05:02,481 --> 01:05:04,942 it--and, you know, it... 1414 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:07,320 - Swindell's with the Russian. 1415 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:10,072 - I see you on the TVs, Mr. Swindle. 1416 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,116 Today, I buy your Honus card. 1417 01:05:12,199 --> 01:05:14,368 - Oh, great, great, yeah. 1418 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:16,370 And actually, I've come to talk to you 1419 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:17,830 about another collectible. 1420 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,458 I understand you're looking 1421 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:22,627 for a red-haired Captain Cybertor. 1422 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,003 - Da. 1423 01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:26,422 Why? 1424 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:28,758 You have? 1425 01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:30,593 - Oh, yeah, I have. 1426 01:05:30,676 --> 01:05:32,011 I have. 1427 01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:33,888 - This is good, little man. 1428 01:05:33,971 --> 01:05:35,014 - Yeah. 1429 01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:36,515 - Bring it to me. 1430 01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:38,809 - Yeah. 1431 01:05:38,893 --> 01:05:40,144 I'll-- 1432 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,025 - The weasel has left the building. 1433 01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:47,443 - Huh? 1434 01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:50,029 - Swindell's on his way back to his room. 1435 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,283 - 1436 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:57,203 Oh, not doing that again. 1437 01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:09,298 - How's she doing? 1438 01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:10,800 - Amanda, where are you? 1439 01:06:10,883 --> 01:06:12,843 - I'm in Swindell's room. - Well, make the switch. 1440 01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:15,137 Swindell's coming your way fast. 1441 01:06:21,143 --> 01:06:22,186 - Move it! 1442 01:06:25,022 --> 01:06:27,066 - Hello, handsome. 1443 01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:29,819 ♪ ♪ 1444 01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:32,154 - - Say cheese. 1445 01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:39,620 - Pff, show-off. 1446 01:06:40,996 --> 01:06:43,833 - Making the switch. 1447 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:56,429 - 1448 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:03,227 - You'll make me a rich man. 1449 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:18,325 - It's outside the conference room. 1450 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:21,579 - 1451 01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:25,332 - Welcome to the snake pit, sir. 1452 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:27,543 And your name? - Ben, what's your status? 1453 01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:29,795 - Waiting for the weasel to join the bar mitzvah. 1454 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:31,130 - What? 1455 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:32,923 - Waiting for Swindell to return. 1456 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,474 - He's never gonna sell that thing. 1457 01:07:52,359 --> 01:07:56,113 - One red-haired Captain Cybertor 1458 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,656 in mint condition. 1459 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:02,244 - 80,000 American Dollars. 1460 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:05,247 - 1461 01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:06,415 - What? 1462 01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:08,584 You do not trust Ivan Volkov? 1463 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,503 - What? Oh, no, no, no. 1464 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:13,380 No, I was just, you know, just checking it out. 1465 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:16,300 - I am man of honor. 1466 01:08:16,383 --> 01:08:19,261 If I say there is $80,000, 1467 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,014 there is $80,000. 1468 01:08:22,097 --> 01:08:23,349 - Well, yeah, no-- 1469 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:24,809 Yeah, absolutely. 1470 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:27,937 I mean, no offense intended, Mr. Volkov. 1471 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:30,022 - I do not look in box you give to me. 1472 01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:31,440 Do you know why? 1473 01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:35,402 - Because I'm a man of honor too? 1474 01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:37,863 - No. - Oh. 1475 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:41,033 - Because last man who tried to cheat Ivan Volkov, 1476 01:08:41,116 --> 01:08:44,203 well, no one knows what happened to him. 1477 01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,956 No one but me, Alexei, and Boris. 1478 01:08:47,039 --> 01:08:49,792 You understand, Da? 1479 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:52,878 - Da, yeah, very da. 1480 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:57,007 - Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Swindell. 1481 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,009 I see you at auction later. 1482 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,848 I buy your Honus card, uh? 1483 01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,143 - 1484 01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:08,894 Oh. 1485 01:09:12,064 --> 01:09:14,233 - Thank you. 1486 01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:15,442 - Status, please. 1487 01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:17,361 Is the deal done? - What? 1488 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:20,114 Oh, uh, oops. 1489 01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:24,743 I mean, uh, pardon the, uh, the inconvenience. 1490 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,704 - Do I know you? 1491 01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:28,789 - Oh, no. 1492 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:29,874 Mm-mm. 1493 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,000 I-- 1494 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,459 Ow! 1495 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:34,420 - You're the kid with the Honus card. 1496 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:37,172 I see. 1497 01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:38,757 Squid, limburger. 1498 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,342 - You've been messing with me all day. 1499 01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:42,094 - 1500 01:09:42,177 --> 01:09:44,471 Run away! 1501 01:09:48,183 --> 01:09:50,644 ♪ ♪ 1502 01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:55,900 - 1503 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:04,658 ♪ ♪ 1504 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,827 - Jackpot. 1505 01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:09,747 Who's the sucker paying for this? 1506 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,668 Aha! 1507 01:10:16,253 --> 01:10:19,423 ♪ ♪ 1508 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,511 - Ah, Mr. Swindell, we've been waiting for you. 1509 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:06,971 - Oh, yeah? 1510 01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:09,431 Wait. 1511 01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,100 - Monies? 1512 01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,559 - You know, Swindell, you're actually five minutes 1513 01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:13,852 later than we thought. 1514 01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:14,979 - I can't believe that plan worked. 1515 01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,313 - Oh, wait, wait. 1516 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:18,732 You intentionally dropped your card? 1517 01:11:19,692 --> 01:11:21,110 What's going on here? 1518 01:11:21,193 --> 01:11:23,278 - Funny story-- Well, for us, anyway-- 1519 01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:25,280 you know how you just sold to Mr. Volkov 1520 01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:27,616 a red-haired Captain Cybertor? 1521 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,284 - Yeah. 1522 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,787 - You actually sold him a regular old blue one. 1523 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,288 - Oh, no, no, no. 1524 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:35,624 No, no, no, I sold him a red one. 1525 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,876 - You mean this one? 1526 01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:43,132 - How--how did-- that was in my-- 1527 01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:44,133 - Hello. 1528 01:11:44,216 --> 01:11:45,968 By the way, nice room. 1529 01:11:46,051 --> 01:11:47,219 - Do you have any idea what that crazy 1530 01:11:47,302 --> 01:11:48,804 Russian Volkov's gonna do to me? 1531 01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:50,222 - Yeah, I do, 1532 01:11:50,305 --> 01:11:52,099 pretty graphically, actually. 1533 01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:53,976 So here's what's going to happen. 1534 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:55,978 We'll give you this red-haired Captain Cybertor, 1535 01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:58,272 and in return, you give us-- 1536 01:11:58,355 --> 01:11:59,148 - Free and clear. 1537 01:11:59,231 --> 01:12:01,358 - The Honus Wagner card. 1538 01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:04,236 - And you might want to hurry, 1539 01:12:04,319 --> 01:12:08,657 'cause that crazy Russian seems pretty angry. 1540 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,909 - Where is Swindell? 1541 01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:15,664 - I break him! 1542 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:17,332 - Oh, no, this can't be happening. 1543 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:18,709 - It's over. 1544 01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:21,170 Now give us the card. 1545 01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:24,923 - I break him very much! 1546 01:12:25,924 --> 01:12:27,009 - Aw. 1547 01:12:27,092 --> 01:12:28,510 - Face it, dude. 1548 01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,554 You just got swindled. 1549 01:12:37,269 --> 01:12:39,521 - Give me that! - Catch it! 1550 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:40,731 - Hey, hey. 1551 01:12:40,814 --> 01:12:42,524 There you go. - Come on! 1552 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:44,526 - Catch! 1553 01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:45,736 - What? 1554 01:12:45,819 --> 01:12:47,321 - 1555 01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:02,211 - Here we go, okay. Cake coming through. 1556 01:13:02,294 --> 01:13:04,380 - Oops. - Really? 1557 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:06,840 - Well, athletics are not my strong suit. 1558 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:08,092 - Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1559 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:09,885 Is this not part of the plan? 1560 01:13:09,968 --> 01:13:11,011 - No! 1561 01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:12,054 - Get out of my way! 1562 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:22,773 ♪ ♪ 1563 01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,567 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1564 01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:26,819 Quick. 1565 01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:30,697 ♪ ♪ 1566 01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:32,699 - 1567 01:13:49,341 --> 01:13:51,468 - Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hey! 1568 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,971 ♪ ♪ 1569 01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:55,013 - Hey, hey, hey! 1570 01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:56,598 Hey, hey! 1571 01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:59,935 ♪ ♪ 1572 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,436 - Guh! 1573 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,189 ♪ ♪ 1574 01:14:05,482 --> 01:14:07,067 - Swindle! 1575 01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:10,612 - Sorry, coming through. 1576 01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:12,447 - Here they come. 1577 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:14,575 - Welcome to the snake pit. 1578 01:14:14,658 --> 01:14:16,410 Our next four inventors are ready. 1579 01:14:16,493 --> 01:14:19,788 Inventors, start your inventions! 1580 01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:23,250 - This is the world's strongest vacuum. 1581 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:26,003 - Okay, just imagine, your soda's way over there. 1582 01:14:26,086 --> 01:14:27,880 - Sorry, look, we're shooting here. 1583 01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:29,590 You have to wait. 1584 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:32,843 - Safety goggles, please. 1585 01:14:36,471 --> 01:14:38,140 - So you just press this button. 1586 01:14:41,518 --> 01:14:43,061 - This is my laser hedge trimmer. 1587 01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:44,521 - Press here. 1588 01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:47,191 Do it again. 1589 01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:49,318 - Just press this button. 1590 01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:50,819 - Out of my way. - Swindle! 1591 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:52,279 - Ben? 1592 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,072 - 1593 01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:01,788 - Sorry. 1594 01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:05,042 - 1595 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:11,006 - Stop that cake! 1596 01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:12,674 - Oh! 1597 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:14,843 - 1598 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:20,349 ♪ ♪ 1599 01:15:20,432 --> 01:15:23,477 - Keep working out those bugs, dad. 1600 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,604 - Oh, okay. 1601 01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:27,064 - Son? 1602 01:15:27,147 --> 01:15:29,566 - What did you say you called that again? 1603 01:15:31,109 --> 01:15:33,946 - The i-got-it, with a lowercase "i." 1604 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:37,616 - Trendy-ish. 1605 01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:43,372 ♪ ♪ 1606 01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:44,498 - Go, go! 1607 01:15:46,124 --> 01:15:50,128 - ♪ This is really happening ♪ 1608 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,630 - 1609 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:55,592 - ♪ You never looked so bored ♪ 1610 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:56,802 - Come on! 1611 01:15:56,885 --> 01:15:57,886 Hey. 1612 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,721 - ♪ Can you feel ♪ 1613 01:15:59,805 --> 01:16:01,390 ♪ My fingernails? ♪ 1614 01:16:01,473 --> 01:16:04,726 - Come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1615 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:07,062 - What? - Oh. 1616 01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:09,064 ♪ ♪ 1617 01:16:09,147 --> 01:16:10,065 - Stairs! 1618 01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:12,859 - 1619 01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:14,194 - Go! Come on! - Go! 1620 01:16:14,278 --> 01:16:15,654 - Go! - Sorry! 1621 01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:20,450 - ♪ The look That's in your eyes ♪ 1622 01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:22,911 ♪ Like starlight ♪ 1623 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,080 ♪ Crashing through the room ♪ 1624 01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:27,499 ♪ We'll lose our feathers ♪ 1625 01:16:27,582 --> 01:16:29,876 ♪ Yes, I know it hurts At first ♪ 1626 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,378 ♪ But it gets better ♪ 1627 01:16:31,461 --> 01:16:34,715 - Swindell, he's getting away! 1628 01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:37,134 - 1629 01:16:37,217 --> 01:16:38,176 - What? 1630 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:40,220 - 1631 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:41,596 It's locked. - what do we do? 1632 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,099 - There's got to be another way in. 1633 01:16:44,182 --> 01:16:45,434 This way. 1634 01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:47,227 Coming through. - Sorry. 1635 01:16:47,311 --> 01:16:48,770 - Move. - Excuse me. 1636 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:51,606 - 1637 01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:53,692 ♪ ♪ 1638 01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:56,111 - And now the father of the bride, 1639 01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:58,113 Mr. Stroumboulopoulos. 1640 01:17:00,949 --> 01:17:02,451 - Whoa. 1641 01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:12,127 - For my daughter and my new son... 1642 01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:14,296 - What do we do now? 1643 01:17:14,379 --> 01:17:15,422 - Thinking. 1644 01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:16,715 - ...of happiness together! 1645 01:17:19,634 --> 01:17:21,178 - Opa! 1646 01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:27,225 - Opa! 1647 01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:35,692 - And now for someone who needs no introduction. 1648 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:37,027 Please welcome, 1649 01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:39,863 from all the way from my old country, 1650 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:41,990 our dear, dear-- 1651 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:43,658 - Me! 1652 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:46,370 Wow, thank you so much for that glowing introduction, 1653 01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:47,954 Papa Stroumboulopoulos. 1654 01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:49,456 Congratulations, by the way. 1655 01:17:49,539 --> 01:17:51,166 You guys look beautiful. You all look stunning. 1656 01:17:51,249 --> 01:17:52,542 How are you? Good to see you. 1657 01:17:52,626 --> 01:17:54,294 Hey, I am not the only one 1658 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:56,004 to make it all the way from the old country, 1659 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:57,631 so why don't we all get up 1660 01:17:57,714 --> 01:18:01,134 and give a warm hug of a welcome to crazy cousin Demetri. 1661 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:02,677 Where is that knucklehead? 1662 01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:04,846 Oh, can we get a spotlight, please? 1663 01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:07,099 Ah, there he is. 1664 01:18:07,182 --> 01:18:08,266 - Demetri! 1665 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,810 - Demetri! 1666 01:18:09,893 --> 01:18:12,062 Yeah, show him some stroumboulopoulos love. 1667 01:18:12,145 --> 01:18:14,189 - Yeah! - Oh! 1668 01:18:14,272 --> 01:18:15,190 Yes. 1669 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:17,359 Dying for hugs there. 1670 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,236 - Get in there. Hug him! 1671 01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:20,695 He came all this way. 1672 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,948 - Oh. 1673 01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:24,157 - Is he one of yours? 1674 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:25,826 - Demetri, good to see you! 1675 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:27,619 - Oh! 1676 01:18:27,702 --> 01:18:30,122 - Aw, what a beautiful moment. 1677 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:31,456 Yes, that's great. 1678 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:32,666 Well, look at the time. 1679 01:18:32,749 --> 01:18:34,543 I have rambled on long enough. 1680 01:18:34,626 --> 01:18:36,294 I think there's only one thing left to say 1681 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:39,172 and that's... 1682 01:18:39,256 --> 01:18:40,298 - Everybody dance! 1683 01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,551 Come alive! Whoo! 1684 01:18:42,634 --> 01:18:45,220 - ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ 1685 01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:47,013 ♪ And this is crazy ♪ 1686 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:48,557 - I love this song! - Hey! 1687 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,559 - ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 1688 01:18:50,642 --> 01:18:55,063 ♪ It's hard to look right At you, baby ♪ 1689 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,065 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 1690 01:18:57,149 --> 01:18:58,525 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 1691 01:18:58,608 --> 01:19:00,694 ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ 1692 01:19:00,777 --> 01:19:03,071 ♪ And this is crazy ♪ 1693 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:05,031 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 1694 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:06,658 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 1695 01:19:06,741 --> 01:19:09,077 ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ 1696 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,996 ♪ And this is crazy ♪ 1697 01:19:11,079 --> 01:19:12,622 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 1698 01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:14,541 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 1699 01:19:14,624 --> 01:19:17,210 ♪ And all the other boys ♪ 1700 01:19:17,294 --> 01:19:19,337 ♪ Try to chase me ♪ 1701 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:21,089 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 1702 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:22,591 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 1703 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:25,051 ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ 1704 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:27,012 ♪ And this is crazy ♪ 1705 01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:29,181 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 1706 01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:30,765 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 1707 01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:33,185 ♪ And all the other boys ♪ 1708 01:19:33,268 --> 01:19:35,020 ♪ Try to chase me ♪ 1709 01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:36,938 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 1710 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,732 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 1711 01:19:38,815 --> 01:19:40,567 - 1712 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:43,653 What is that doing on my cake? 1713 01:19:49,701 --> 01:19:51,703 Daddy! 1714 01:19:51,786 --> 01:19:53,580 - Griffin? 1715 01:19:53,663 --> 01:19:55,749 - Yeah, this could be a problem. 1716 01:19:55,832 --> 01:19:57,375 - Uh... 1717 01:20:01,004 --> 01:20:03,632 - It will be mine. 1718 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,094 - Go, guys, go! - Not a chance, baldy! 1719 01:20:08,178 --> 01:20:10,305 - Oh! - 1720 01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:11,806 - Go, go! 1721 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,892 - Oh, and it was such a nice wedding. 1722 01:20:20,815 --> 01:20:21,817 - 1723 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,653 - 1724 01:20:24,736 --> 01:20:26,071 - Oh! 1725 01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:27,155 - 1726 01:20:33,995 --> 01:20:35,914 - 1727 01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:43,505 - - 1728 01:20:47,467 --> 01:20:48,844 - 1729 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,311 - Stop, stop! - 1730 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,400 - Oh! 1731 01:21:03,483 --> 01:21:05,610 - 1732 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:36,808 - Mmm. 1733 01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:52,866 - 1734 01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:56,161 Oh, baby, I missed you. 1735 01:21:56,244 --> 01:21:59,414 Oh! - What is it? 1736 01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:01,041 - You! 1737 01:22:01,124 --> 01:22:03,668 You ruined my daughter's wedding! 1738 01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:08,632 - Sorry from the bottom of my heart. 1739 01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:12,469 - 1740 01:22:12,552 --> 01:22:14,179 - I don't care. 1741 01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:20,018 - He's getting away! - Griffin! 1742 01:22:26,066 --> 01:22:29,069 - 1743 01:22:34,115 --> 01:22:35,617 - Someday you'll look back and laugh. 1744 01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,541 - - Bye. 1745 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,085 - 1746 01:22:45,168 --> 01:22:47,128 - Swindell! 1747 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,130 - Game over! 1748 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,299 Late-breaking score, I win! 1749 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:52,550 You lose. 1750 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:54,260 I got the redhead Captain Cybertor. 1751 01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:55,428 I got the Honus. 1752 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:56,846 And you, Bing, 1753 01:22:56,930 --> 01:23:01,059 Griffin Bing, got--oh! 1754 01:23:01,142 --> 01:23:03,895 - Where is Swindell? 1755 01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:07,524 - Who? 1756 01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,987 - I pay for red hair Captain Cybertor, 1757 01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:16,741 so you give to me red-haired Captain Cybertor 1758 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:20,704 or I get angry. 1759 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:24,416 I don't have the red-headed, Captain Cybertor. 1760 01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,418 These kids. 1761 01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:28,670 - No talk, Swindell. 1762 01:23:28,753 --> 01:23:30,755 Cybertor now. 1763 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,050 - Um, we have one, 1764 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:38,513 a red-haired Captain Cybertor figure. 1765 01:23:38,596 --> 01:23:40,390 We could sell it to you, Mr. Swindell. 1766 01:23:40,473 --> 01:23:42,183 Original offer still stands. 1767 01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:45,353 No? Okay, then. 1768 01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:46,813 He's all yours, Mr. Volkov. 1769 01:23:46,896 --> 01:23:48,273 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1770 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:49,858 Okay! Okay, okay! 1771 01:23:49,941 --> 01:23:53,236 You win, Bing. 1772 01:23:56,156 --> 01:23:59,576 Here, it's yours, free and clear. 1773 01:24:01,911 --> 01:24:02,954 Ah! 1774 01:24:03,955 --> 01:24:04,998 Fine. 1775 01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:09,210 - Your card. - 1776 01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:11,671 I've never doubted you. - You did. 1777 01:24:11,755 --> 01:24:13,548 - Only a little. 1778 01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:18,219 - What? 1779 01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:19,804 Oh, yes. 1780 01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:23,141 There we go. Here you go. 1781 01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:27,103 - Da. Red hair. 1782 01:24:28,271 --> 01:24:29,898 Good. 1783 01:24:29,981 --> 01:24:32,233 - Good, good. Good. Good is good! 1784 01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:33,651 Yeah, yeah? 1785 01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,111 You got your red-haired Captain Cybertor. 1786 01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:36,237 I got my money. 1787 01:24:36,321 --> 01:24:38,907 Everything's good, right? 1788 01:24:40,825 --> 01:24:42,994 - No. - Oh. 1789 01:24:45,455 --> 01:24:48,082 - You run now, Swindell. 1790 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,334 Run. 1791 01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:52,045 And never stop. 1792 01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:57,258 - 1793 01:25:01,429 --> 01:25:04,182 - I wasn't looking! I wasn't looking! 1794 01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:06,684 - Your plan worked just like you said it would, Griffin. 1795 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:08,019 - It did. 1796 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,271 Feeling pretty ego-tastic right now. 1797 01:25:12,106 --> 01:25:13,942 - And you! You were amazing. 1798 01:25:14,025 --> 01:25:16,569 - Did you really think so, Savannah? 1799 01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:21,366 I had a blast. 1800 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:25,870 - And, fellas, the real kudos go to you. 1801 01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,540 You buoyed and grounded my performance. 1802 01:25:28,623 --> 01:25:31,334 - Our pleasure, Mr. Westcott. 1803 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:35,213 - Any chance to work with the master. 1804 01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:37,966 - You must be Darren. 1805 01:25:38,049 --> 01:25:40,051 My daughter, Savannah, has told me all about you, 1806 01:25:40,134 --> 01:25:42,470 says you have some real talent. 1807 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,055 - I was telling Darren 1808 01:25:44,138 --> 01:25:45,932 he should enroll in your acting classes. 1809 01:25:46,015 --> 01:25:48,643 - OMG. Don't even think. 1810 01:25:48,726 --> 01:25:50,478 - Just do it. 1811 01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:51,896 - Uh, all right, all right. 1812 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:54,524 I'm in. - Yes, he's in! 1813 01:25:54,607 --> 01:25:56,192 - You ready to make $1 million? 1814 01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,777 - $1.2 million. 1815 01:25:57,861 --> 01:25:58,903 - I like the sound of that. 1816 01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:00,238 - Whoo! - Thank you. 1817 01:26:00,321 --> 01:26:03,324 Oh, man, thank you. Thank you. 1818 01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,747 - Pardonnez-moi! 1819 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:11,666 Oh, hi. 1820 01:26:11,749 --> 01:26:13,793 I have one small question. 1821 01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:15,211 Who are you people 1822 01:26:15,295 --> 01:26:17,839 and why are you disrupting my auction? 1823 01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:20,341 - Um, actually, that's two questions. 1824 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:21,551 - 1825 01:26:21,634 --> 01:26:23,678 - Who are we? - Yes, hmm? 1826 01:26:24,929 --> 01:26:26,306 - We are the true owners 1827 01:26:26,389 --> 01:26:28,182 of an authentic Honus Wagner card. 1828 01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:29,601 - Oh-oh-oh! 1829 01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:31,352 - And good news. 1830 01:26:31,436 --> 01:26:33,021 We're selling. 1831 01:26:33,104 --> 01:26:34,689 - Bonjour. Please, right this way. 1832 01:26:34,772 --> 01:26:36,316 - Thank you. - Right into the biddings. 1833 01:26:37,775 --> 01:26:41,863 let's start the bidding at $500,000! 1834 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,201 - Oh! 1835 01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:55,919 - What are those things? 1836 01:26:58,463 --> 01:27:01,382 - This isn't $80,000. 1837 01:27:01,466 --> 01:27:02,717 Oh, no. 1838 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,219 Oh, no, no, no! 1839 01:27:04,302 --> 01:27:05,303 Oh, no! 1840 01:27:05,386 --> 01:27:07,138 Oh, no, no. 1841 01:27:10,934 --> 01:27:14,187 What? - Mr. Swindell? 1842 01:27:14,270 --> 01:27:15,396 Your bill. 1843 01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:20,818 - Crown penthouse luxury suite? 1844 01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:25,865 Eight hamburgers, 6 pizzas, 1845 01:27:25,949 --> 01:27:27,700 10 sundae supremes, 1846 01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:29,494 12 shrimp cocktail? 1847 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:31,329 Deep-tissue massage? 1848 01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:33,831 $35,000? 1849 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:37,293 Bing! 1850 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:41,255 Bing! 1851 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:54,811 - Monies, yeah. 1852 01:27:54,894 --> 01:27:56,145 - I can't thank you guys enough. 1853 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:57,897 - Dude, this goes a long way. 1854 01:27:57,981 --> 01:27:59,232 - Yeah, what did your parents say 1855 01:27:59,315 --> 01:28:00,608 when you got home with the money? 1856 01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:01,609 - They were overjoyed, no doubt. 1857 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:03,152 - Actually, no. 1858 01:28:03,236 --> 01:28:05,947 Turns out they didn't need the money, like, at all. 1859 01:28:06,030 --> 01:28:07,448 - Well, I'm--I'm confused. 1860 01:28:07,532 --> 01:28:08,783 Explain, please. 1861 01:28:08,866 --> 01:28:10,576 - The i-got-it was a big hit at the Snake Pit. 1862 01:28:10,660 --> 01:28:12,870 Dad's got thousands of orders from police stations 1863 01:28:12,954 --> 01:28:13,913 all across the country. 1864 01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:16,708 - I just bought stock in the company. 1865 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:18,334 - Mm, smart girl. 1866 01:28:18,418 --> 01:28:20,253 - Nice, but what'd you do with the rest of the money? 1867 01:28:20,336 --> 01:28:23,965 - First, I sent the stroumboulopouloses 1868 01:28:24,048 --> 01:28:27,051 on a sweet honeymoon they'll never forget. 1869 01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:31,097 - The least you could do. - Good idea. 1870 01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:33,141 - And then I bought this. 1871 01:28:36,477 --> 01:28:39,022 - The Shield of Barradon! 1872 01:28:39,105 --> 01:28:40,940 - Do I look like the poster? 1873 01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:43,443 - You know what? You kind of do. 1874 01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:48,823 - What's happening? 1875 01:28:48,906 --> 01:28:50,450 - 1876 01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:53,161 - That's still a lot of money left over. 1877 01:28:53,244 --> 01:28:54,704 - Well, I was thinking we had enough to pay 1878 01:28:54,787 --> 01:28:55,747 for everyone's college. 1879 01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:57,123 - Nice. - Sweet. 1880 01:28:57,206 --> 01:28:58,958 - Dude, that's-- that's awesome. Yeah! 1881 01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:01,753 Oh. - Yeah. 1882 01:29:01,836 --> 01:29:03,337 And as for the rest of it, 1883 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:05,506 we earned it together, we'll spend it together. 1884 01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:08,426 - Now, that is a plan I can embrace. 1885 01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:09,677 - But on what? 1886 01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:10,762 - Helping people. 1887 01:29:10,845 --> 01:29:12,096 - Who? 1888 01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:15,183 - Excuse me. 1889 01:29:15,266 --> 01:29:16,893 Are you Griffin Bing? 1890 01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:18,811 - Yeah. 1891 01:29:18,895 --> 01:29:20,188 - Can you help me? 1892 01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:21,898 I had this blue parrot named Berry... 1893 01:29:21,981 --> 01:29:23,608 - Blue berry, cute. 1894 01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:26,819 - And I left him to get groomed at this pet shop, 1895 01:29:26,903 --> 01:29:28,446 but when I got back, 1896 01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:30,823 the shop owner told me Berry died, 1897 01:29:30,907 --> 01:29:32,533 except he didn't. 1898 01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:34,786 He's selling him to a man in Las Vegas. 1899 01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:36,579 - Vegas? 1900 01:29:36,662 --> 01:29:38,706 - Why would anybody go through that much trouble for a bird? 1901 01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:41,793 - Berry is a rare blue mutation Amazon 1902 01:29:41,876 --> 01:29:44,045 worth $20,000. 1903 01:29:44,128 --> 01:29:46,672 - Well, that's a good reason. 1904 01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:48,549 - Can you help me? 1905 01:29:56,974 --> 01:29:59,435 - Yes, I think we can. 1906 01:30:01,145 --> 01:30:03,648 So I'm Griffin Bing, 1907 01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:05,858 and this is the team. 1908 01:30:15,993 --> 01:30:19,080 - And we take down swindlers. 1909 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:36,139 - ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 1910 01:30:41,727 --> 01:30:44,397 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 123285

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