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[♪ theme song playing]

♪ StuGo! ♪

♪ StuGo, StuGo, StuGo ♪

-♪ StuGo! ♪ -[man] ♪ StuGo! ♪

[man laughing maniacally]

♪ StuGo! ♪

[echoing] StuGo!

[snoring]

-[door slams] -[air horn blowing]

[all screaming]

-[air horn blowing] -[screaming continues]

[whirring]

[all screaming]

[popping]

In triangle ABC, the measure of what is 90 degrees?

-BC equals to DEF is similar-- -Ah!

[screaming]

-[snoring] -[buzzer sounds]

[screaming continues]

Depending on the deficit, that would be--

Oh, no!

-Point six. Point six! -[dinging]

-[screaming continues] -[grunts]

[whirring stops]

Ah! [panting]

Coffee, anyone?

I've got the new Bean Devil from Javapro.

State of the art.

What is going on?

You two have made it to this evaluation's

semi-finals.

One of you is going...

to the moon!

-Ooh, yeah! -[blows raspberry]

Not long ago, I drew my face on the moon.

But "NASA" removed it like a bad tattoo.

So Plan B.

They erase me? I erase the moon.

I'm painting it black!

-Genius. -It is.

Unfortunately, instead of blacking out the moon,

the Rover is painting

what our computers compute can only be...

-[farting effect] -...a butt.

A low-down dirty rear.

We don't have much time before the moon moons us all.

I need one of you to shut down this rebel robot

via its reset switch.

Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Me. Me. Pick me. Call me.

-Pick me. -Speak.

I'm the best choice for this mission, ma'am.

Captain of the national tween robotics club

three years running.

Everything I need is already in here...

deep.

I'd lure the bot to a crater.

That's a moon hole,

probably Longomontanus.

Once it falls in,

it'll have insufficient thrust to scale the incline.

While it's trapped, I'll hit the reset switch.

Simple, fast, and humane.

-[Sara laughing] -What's funny?

Humane?

It's a robot.

Inanimate, unfeeling,

a toaster. And what do you do with a toaster

when it stops making toast?

-[crunching] -[Mr. Okay] I just painted that.

Seriously?

You're gonna send someone who loves robots

to kill a robot?

Send me. I don't care about robots at all.

Frankly, I don't care much about this mission either.

I just... I like to win.

You've got the job.

[wailing] No!

Oh, before I go, can I use the bathroom--

[Dr. Lullah] Three, two, one. Bam!

[whooshing]

[screaming]

[thuds]

[breathing heavily]

Target acquired.

If you said cool stuff like that, you might be on the moon.

[Chip grunts]

[Sara] Beep-beep beep-bop-zeep-zop.

Hmm, now this is the Reset Button Inspection.

Pop the hood for me real quick, would ya?

[Rover] Mmm.

[Sara gasps]

Pick up the pace, Sara. You are B-minus two hours to the butt.

[Sara] Don't worry, I got it.

[laughs evilly]

[grunting]

Hey, dumdum!

[Rover] Hi?

[Sara] Eat it!

[gasps] No, no, no, no!

[groans] No!

[Sara screaming]

No.

[electricity crackling]

[thuds]

[groans] Where am I?

[gasping]

-[♪ suspenseful music playing] -[slurping]

[Rover snorts, whirring]

[Sara] Ah, nuts.

[Rover] Oh, hey, you're awake.

[Sara] Mmm, yep!

[Rover] Wow. I'm really glad you're okay.

I've never seen a robot

voluntarily crush itself like that before.

[Sara] Yeah, I crush myself all the time.

[inhales] Could you turn back for a sec?

[Rover] Uh, sure?

First, let me fix your 'tenny.

Name's Rover Vanguard.

You can call me Van.

I'm Sara... Uh, the Robot.

Sara the Robot, beep-bop.

[Van] Cool, cool, cool.

-There you go. -We're back online.

[Van] So, Sara the Robot,

what kinda robot are you?

[Sara] Back massage robot. Turn around and let's go.

[Van] Maybe later.

Right now, I've got a butt to paint.

[Sara] Uh, wait, wait! I can help you paint.

[Van] Really?

You like to paint?

[Sara] Yeah, man, paint all day. [chuckles]

-[Van chuckling] -[Sara] Yeah, man.

[Van] Well, then grab yourself a roller, partner.

[Sara] I'm closing in for the kill.

-Yes! [slurping] -[cups clink]

[Van] So, Sara the Robot, what do you like to paint?

[Sara] Oh, yeah, uh, robot junk, mostly. Yeah.

You know, like, microchips, plugs--

[Dr. Lullah] What are you waiting for?

Press it now! Move it! Hustle!

[Sara whispers] I'm trying! [grunts]

Slow dow...

Uh... [mumbling]

Hey, Van.

[Van] What's up, Sara the Robot?

[Sara] What am I looking at here?

[Van] What? Oh, that? [chuckling]

That's nothing. It's just an older piece of mine.

I call it "A Hope of Spring In So Much Winter."

-It's a little kitschy, but-- -Uh... [chuckling]

-This is amazing. -Thanks, yeah.

I just paint whatever I'm feeling.

[Sara] You have feelings?

[Van chuckles] You're funny.

If you like that, you're gonna love this.

Follow me.

What? No! Go in for the kill!

[Sara] Uh, negatory. I need more, um, intel.

[Van] Hang on, Sara the Robot.

[Sara laughs nervously]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Whoa! This is amazing!

Van, that was incredible!

[Van] Hey, thanks. [chuckles]

I can make more than just butts, you know?

[Sara] Why are you painting a butt?

[Van] It's not just a butt.

It's a statement.

It's a statement, Sara the Robot,

that you can't just attach a paint roller to me

and send me up here and ask me

to paint the whole moon by myself!

Do you know how big the moon is?

-[Sara] No. -It's too big, Sara.

It's too big for me to paint. But you know what?

My rage is even bigger than the moon.

My rage is a butt.

And every time Dr. Lullah looks up,

she's gonna see my butt.

And it'll remind her of what she did.

Feel free to hit that kill switch

-any time now. -[beeps]

[Van] I just wish I could be on Earth

to see her face when I do it.

Maybe, one day, I could paint a butt

on all that blue stuff.

[Sara] The ocean? That's so cool.

[Van sighs]

I'm glad you're here, Sara the Robot.

-[Sara] Me too, Van. -[beeping]

[Van] Oh, looks like it's time to charge.

[whirring]

This is it! Took long enough, but the time is ripe!

It's ripe, Sara. Push the button.

Push the shiny button.

[Sara] I... won't do it!

He's more than just a broken tool,

and I'm more than a cold-blooded robot murderer!

-[Van] What? -[Sara grunts]

[Dr. Lullah] This isn't over!

-Sara? -Van, I'm...

I'm not actually the beautiful, confident

massage robot I said I was.

[sobbing]

I'm just a beautiful, confident little girl! [sobs]

Dr. Lullah sent me here to hit your reset button.

But I will not erase your brain!

[crying hysterically]

Van? Can I help paint your butt?

[Van] No, Sara.

You can help me paint...

our butt.

[sniffles] Aw.

-[♪ upbeat music playing] -[laughing]

We're doing it, Van!

[Van] Nothing can stop us now, Sara!

[thuds]

I can stop us now, Sara.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

Van, run. Finish the butt.

Chip, you're gonna have to go through me.

-[beeps] -Combat mode.

[Sara exclaims]

[Sara panting] Ah!

-[Chip] Grav assist, off! -[whooshes]

[panting]

[Sara] Ah! [exclaims]

-[Chip grunts] -[thudding]

Go home, ground boy. You don't belong here.

No, you don't belong here.

You don't know the first thing about robots!

Maybe I am a bot-loving dork,

but I haven't forgotten my mission.

-And I haven't forgotten... -[gasping]

Longomontanus.

Aah!

[grunts] No!

[Chip] Insufficient thrust!

Sorry, my friend!

Ugh. I'll show you sufficient thrust. [grunts]

-[ripping] -[air hissing]

I'm coming, Van!

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[tires screeching]

[Chip] End of the line, little buddy.

You had a job to do.

Now I'm going to hard reset your brain--

[Sara] Wait!

[grunting]

You win, Chip.

Just give me a minute alone with Van,

to say goodbye.

Okay, fine. But make it quick.

[♪ piano music playing]

Hey, Van. I know I lied before.

But everything's gonna be okay.

[scoffs] Who loves robots now?

Do you trust me?

[Van] Of course I trust you, Sara the Ro--

Sara-- Sara not Ro--

-[screams] -[shattering]

[gags] Cool, nevermind!

[clears throat] Good... Good job.

[whooshing]

[thuds]

The little astronauts are back!

-[shattering] -Looks like the ground boy

has become a moon man!

-Good job. -[excited chuckle]

♪ Moon man ♪

And Sara! To think I doubted you.

That finishing move was cold.

Now, I've had nine lattes and slept zero hours.

I'm tired and wired

and I'm off to get some bad sleep.

[Van screaming]

[panting] What? Where am I?

You're on Earth, Van.

Uh, this was the only way to get you out.

It's not the moon,

but you can draw butts on Dr. Lullah's coffee.

[Van] Oh, wow. She's gonna hate that.

Yeah, she's really gonna hate that.

Still, I'm sorry you didn't get to finish

the butt on the moon.

[Van] Mmm, Sara? Take a look.

[Sara] Wow, that's us.

[whispers] And I was there as well.