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Previously on Jackie chan adventures...

The new year approaches.

It is essential that I have all 12 talismans before then.

Narrator: When the talisman broke,

Jackie's yin was separated from his Yang.

Bring me the talismans,

and I will make you rich.

Works for me.

The bad me stole the talismans!

Jade: Most of 'em anyway.

Wait! If the dark hand gets all the talismans,

then something really, really bad's gonna happen!

Ooh! Oh!

I... Live!

At long last,

my powers... Restored!

Speed, invisibility,

astral projection!

That thing's why valmont wanted the talismans?

And my personal favorite...

Combustion!

Aah!

Jackie!

Aah!

Aah... huh?

Whoa.

Oo-ooh! Ah-ha-ha!

Jacki-I-I-ie!

Grab my legs!

Whoo!

Call captain black!

Once I reach the top,

you head for the bottom.

Aw!

Whoa!

Shen-dude!

Uh... Welcome to earth?

Good to see ya up and around.

Well, the office is a shambles,

but the lost treasure of q'in shi'huang

should more than cover the cleaning deposit.

Regrettably, valmont,

you did not provide me with the talismans.

Jackie chan did.

A technicality.

Read my lips...

No treasure for you.

Tohru... Make this deadbeat pony up.

You go, bro.

Yeah, we're right behind ya.

In spirit.

But master...

Do it!

Hee-ahh...

W-uh!

Need I remind you

that I possess the power of levitation

and super-strength?

Uhh!

All: Whoa!

(Huffs) Fine. Treasure's yours.

Aah!

You...

All: He ain't even singed.

That, gentlemen, would be our cue.

Too bad about the lost treasure of...

You know, whatchamacallit.

Will this affect our bonuses?

You get a bonus? Shut up!

Surprise.

Come on!

Who... what are you?

I am... The keeper of the talismans.

I am the apocalypse of which legend speaks.

And I am... For once and for all

your executioner!

Bad day, bad day, bad day!

Aah!

Aah!

Uh... oof!

This way!

Jade... Please explain.

I think it used the power

of the levitation talisman combined with the speed talisman

so it could fly.

What? What did all that so it could fly?

Got me.

But it used to be a statue.

Did the demon have any specific markings?

Red eyes, great big claws,

and razor-sharp teeth isn't specific enough for you?!

(Growls)

Thousands of demon sorcerers

have existed throughout history!

I need more information...

A symbol, a name,

anything!

Chan!

Oh! Go away! We have no more talismans.

The demon's name...

Shendu.

Uncle: "Shendu was the evil warlord of a vast kingdom."

"He was imprisoned by his subjects,

"and the 12 talismans from which he drew his powers

"were scattered to the winds.

"He vowed to return one day,

"not only to resurrect his palace

"but to conjure dragon minions

"to wreak his vengeance upon the descendants

"of those who rebelled against him...

"By destroying...

All of Asia!"

(Gasps)

Mom... Dad.

Shendu's former palace

is located near what is now Hong Kong.

His vengeance is to begin at the toll of midnight,

ushering in the Chinese new year.

Chinese new year? That gives us only a couple of days.

Less. Hong Kong is 16 hours ahead of San Francisco.

We'll take section 13's fastest transport.

Finding the demon is not enough.

One must have a means of...

Defeating it.

Thank you.

I will come with you.

I will come...(Grunts)

Too.

Um... That's ok.

Tohru... Why help us?

I am told section 13 serves donuts on Thursdays.

I am sorry, but you must stay.

No.

Ow!

You stay here! Someone must watch the shop!

Good.

Now... Let me gather some things.

Well... Whaddaya say we save some lives?

Jackie, I have àto come with you!

I'm an essential part of the j-team...

The cunning one.

Jade, this is not a movie.

You know that. This time it is too dangerous.

Hmmph!

(Jackie sighs)

Your mother and father will be safe.

I will see to it.

And I will see to it that he sees to it!

Don't let your guard down.

Jade's, uh... Cunning.

Oh, guard!

Tell me, why hasn't jolly captain black

graced us with his presence of late?

I so miss his good humor.

Black's in Hong Kong on a...(Laughs) Demon hunt.

I see...

Big v, what... what are you doin'?

Raising cane.

(Water running)

What the...

I gotcha!

Huh? Psst!

Guards: Hey! Let me out! Open up! (Pound on door)

(Alarm)

Whoa. Jackie was serious about me not going.

Valmont's escaped!

Seal all exits!

(Clanging)

Voice: This way, I think.

Goin' to treasure island.

Treasure island... Hong Kong.

Uncle: Go away! I am busy!

Uh... You've been in the lavatory since takeoff.

That is right! Laboratory!

Do you want Jackie to defeat the evil demon? Yes?

Then go away! Let uncle work!

Don't worry, mom and dad.

I'm coming.

The palace!

Where?

Here... Where the inscriptions indicated.

Look... It's almost midnight.

Oh! Whoa!

What is it? An earthquake!

Never question the inscriptions.

Whoa! What is that?!

What is shendu doing, uncle?

Releasing his dragon minions.

Let's turn up the heat.

No! Shendu is immortal!

Magic must defeat magic.

Men...

Jackie, this balm will enable you

to penetrate shendu's demon shell

and remove the talismans.

Remove? All 12?

Not if you are cunning, like Jade.

Certain talismans offer shendu not firepower

but sustenance.

For example, without the reanimation

that the rat talisman provides,

shendu would revert back to being a statue.

Shendu: Soon, my warriors.

Midnight draws near.

What?

(Grunts)

The sheep talisman.

How many lives do you possess?

Sheep, sheep, sheep. Which power was that?

Huh?

Oh! The astral projection talisman!

Of all the useless... what am I supposed to do with that?

He's out cold. Men...

No! Magic must defeat magic!

(Groans) Ah...

(Inhales)

Mmm. Fresh meat!

Huah! Huah!

My talismans!

You cannot harm me, chan.

The horse is the healer.

Ohh... Uhh...

And the rabbit is speed.

Buaah!

That tears it. Men!

Uh... ohh...

Who else wants a piece of uncle?

Chan better keep Rex the magic dragon busy

long enough for us to line our pockets.

Jackie!

Monkey? I was hoping for...

Rabbit!

Cute.

(Gasps) Invisibility!

It's the Chinese zodiac hit parade!

Monkey see, monkey do!

The strength talisman.

Good one.

I know, Jade.

Whaa... Jade! How did you...

Your hands!

I get it! That must be some uncle magic!

(Gasps)

Ughh... talk later!

At last!

Well, boys. Let's dig in.

The playing field... Is almost even... Shendu.

You may have the ox,

but relative to me,

all that makes you is a very strong mouse!

No! Mom and dad...

All of Asia are counting on you!

And me!

Pity you will not live to witness my reign

over your world.

But you shall be the first to visit theirs.

Eee-yah!

What... da...

Little Jade horner...

Pulled out a dog.

Rat!

No-o-o-o!

(Cheering)

What happened?

See?

What have we learned?

All, annoyed: Magic must defeat magic.

I will have my revenge,

if it takes another 900 years.

Tch. No rat means you're just a statue.

And no dog means you're not immortal.

But the talismans!

Never mind!

No-o-o-o!

Happy new year, Jade.

Happy new year, uncle.

Ow!

You destroyed the demon yin and Yang.

Now the world is out of balance!

Nobody told you to destroy the demon!

Jade did it.

Now there is a void for a new...

Stronger evil to fill!

(Coughing)

I know how much the treasure meant to you, big v.

But how 'bout a consolation prize?

You should visit your parents.

They... Might want me to stay with them.

Would that be so awful?

Tch... For you.

Uncle!

Come, Jackie!

Give tohru a hug!

Don't.

This... Will take some getting used to.

Ahh... This and Jade not being around.

(Sighs) I know.

Ah! That reminds me!

A letter from Jade's parents arrived yesterday.

They are very pleased with how much she has learned in America. Ahh...

One more thing...

They're so pleased, they want me to hang here for another year!

Jade!

Jackie!

Jade: Hey, Jackie. Do you think you'll act

for the rest of your life?

I know... I cannot always on the... In front of screen,

but I can be a director, a producer,

help the people how to editing all the action scene.

A writer. Some other things I really don't know.

Only thing I know is, uh... Film.

I will be in the film industry all my life.