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I know you're all
excited about career day,
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but your parents
won't be arriving
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until last period.
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Hey, Jade,
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is your uncle Jackie
gonna wow the class
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about the "secret
agent" business?
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You bet, drew,
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and the truth is gonna
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blow... Your... Mind.
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Oh, oh, you mean the "truth"
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about ninjas, magic talismans,
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that 400-pound giant named tofu?
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His name is...
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(Thundering footsteps)
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Tohru.
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(Muttering) (Muttering)
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Jackie. Uncle.
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Jade, hand over the talismans...
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Or we chop down
your family tree.
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You guys are the
ones going down.
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Hyah!
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Hyah!
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I'm sorry. I doubted you, Jade.
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No homework for the
rest of the year!
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Yes! Go, Jade.
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Yeah, no homework.
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Jade...
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Jade...
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Jade!
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If you're done daydreaming,
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can you tell us the
capital of Italy?
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Uh, pizza?
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Heh heh.
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So, with the kitten
under one arm,
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and the orphan under the other,
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I leapt out of the
second-story window.
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Yeah, I saved a few lives,
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but when you're a firefighter,
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that's all in a day's work.
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Thanks for listening, kids.
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All right!
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(Cheering)
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All right, dad.
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Pretty cool, drew.
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But wait till you
get a load of Jackie.
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To uncover artifacts,
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the patient archeologist
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digs in the dirt
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with little, tiny brushes,
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bring very careful
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not to damage anything.
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Sometimes it can take
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hours or even days.
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So much for secret agent man.
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Uh... Question?
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Jackie, tell us about the time
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you whomped a
bunch of shadowkahn
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on the roller coaster
at melvinworld.
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Heh.
That's a bit off topic, Jade.
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Now, once an artifact
is unearthed...
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Really!
He tanned their ninja hides.
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He's got amazing reflexes.
Watch.
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Ow! Jade...
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Jade has quite an imagination,
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doesn't she, Mr. chan?
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Heh. Yes, she does.
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And a good throwing arm, too.
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(All talking at once)
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Thanks, Jackie.
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You made me look like a
big, fat liar.
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Jade, my work with section 13
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is a secret, remember?
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Besides, this is career day,
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and my career is archeology.
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Next time you go on a mission,
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I'm bringing back proof.
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What next time?
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You're not supposed to go
on assignment with me, Jade.
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And don't forget, children...
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Next week, it's your turn
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to report on your parents' job,
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after you accompany
them to work.
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Jackie: Captain black
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has pinpointed the location
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of another talisman
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in Micronesia.
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Whoa.
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You think archeology
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is a snore?
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We'll start here.
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Remember, Jade...
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Archeology requires Patience.
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Ooh...
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Oh, Jackie...
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You gotta be kidding me.
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It's the monkey talisman.
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Must be a sea monkey.
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The dark hand.
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Go, go, go!
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Get back up to the boat.
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Aaahhh!
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Unh. Unh. Aaahh!
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(Panting)
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(Gasps)
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The talisman.
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Ah...
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Hand over the rock, flipper.
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Hey.
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(Grunting)
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Uh, you guys are going down.
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Stop.
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Why are we listening to him?
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Yaaahhh!
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(Grunts)
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Whoa.
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Get off of me, ratso.
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Rrrrr...
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Jackie!
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Monkey magic better be good.
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Come on, activate already.
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Uhh... Before this boat ride
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makes me yack.
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Whoa. Not what I meant.
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What just happened here?
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Chan's a horse.
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No, chan's a yak.
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The talisman.
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Uh, yakkie, er, Jackie?
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Uh, change him back.
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This must be the "turn stuff
into other stuff" talisman.
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I noticed.
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So how about I
turn tohru into...
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(all scream)
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(Jade groans)
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Ohh...
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(Screeches)
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Ewww!
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Hello. Mouthwash?
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Who are you?
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Where am I?
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Ah... I'm shipwrecked.
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My report is gonna rock.
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Say "cheese."
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(Screeches)
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Hey, monkey boy,
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that's not for you,
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even if it does have
your picture on it.
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Oh, no. Jackie.
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(All groan)
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Ahh...
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Tohru, hiya.
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Yeah, hiya. Hiya.
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We must find the talisman.
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How do we know chan and the
girl aren't still at sea?
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Jade: Jackie!
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Oh, Jackie!
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Jackie!
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There she is.
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(Gasps)
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Jackie.
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Jackie!
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Ohh...
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Jackie...
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Jackie...
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Jackie, you are shipwrecked.
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Yes, uncle, shipwrecked.
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One more thing...
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Jade has the monkey talisman.
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Jade's a good girl.
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One more thing...
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Bad men are chasing her.
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She needs your help.
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Now! Ow.
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Jackie!
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Jade.
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(Panting)
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Duh, the "turn things into
other things" talisman.
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Turn this log into a death ray.
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Waah! That's a manta ray.
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Change it back! Change it back!
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(Pants) Guess it
only does animals.
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In that case,
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how about I get these
rats off my tail?
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Ratso?
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(Squeaks)
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Whoa.
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The talisman. Huh? Right?
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(Panting) Aardvark.
Hippo. Giraffe.
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(Thud)
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(Panting)
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Gotta hide. Gotta hide.
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Double duh.
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Make a monkey out of me.
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(Screeches)
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Where'd she go?
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This way, I think.
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Whew, close call.
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Ok, change me back.
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(Screeches)
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Not good.
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(Animal growls)
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Way not good.
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Aaaaaahhhhhh!
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(Snorts)
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Hello, Jade.
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You're a monkey.
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Nyah-nyah.
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Aah!
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(Hisses)
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Hey, I don't get it.
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She just disappeared.
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(Screeches)
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Yo, talisman at 9:00.
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A monkey's got it.
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Grab the chimp.
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Hey, Mr. muggs.
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I've gotta get
that talisman back,
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wherever it is.
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Jackie: Jade!
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Jackie.
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Jade.
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Jade!
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Jade!
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A giraffe?
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We drifted all
the way to Africa?
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(Gasps)
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Jade.
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Tohru.
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(Screeches)
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Aah! Aah!
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Jackie, those dark hand
guys were after me,
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so I turned myself
into a monkey,
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and then this other
monkey took the talisman.
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(Screeches)
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Shoo. Go away.
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Duh.
Monkeys don't speak English.
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Ok, first word...
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Sounds like...
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Maid.
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Uh, you seem like
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a very nice monkey,
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but I have to find my niece.
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Wait. Don't go.
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(Screeches)
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I'm not going to
take your picture.
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Yes.
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(Screeches) Me!
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Jade? You...
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You know where Jade is?
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Oh, an arrow.
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Oh, thank you,
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little monkey.
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No.
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(Screeches angrily)
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Hey! Put me down.
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Jackie!
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(Screeches)
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Jackie!
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(Screeching)
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Let me go. Let me go.
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00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,253
Hey, whoa.
What are you doing? Eww!
262
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,356
Eww! Check, please.
263
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,459
(Screams)
264
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:53,064
Guess that means
"bye-bye" in monkey.
265
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,369
Heh. Guess not.
266
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,740
Oh... This is the last time
267
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,909
I follow directions
from a monkey.
268
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,010
Don't move.
269
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,847
Stay right there.
270
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,515
That's it, bonzo.
271
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,883
Nobody's gonna hurt you.
272
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,785
(Screeches)
273
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,921
Hyah! Stop.
274
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,424
The monkey.
275
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,227
Gaah. Where is Jade?
276
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,634
(Squeaks)
277
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,768
Ratso.
278
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,503
That's ratso?
279
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,707
(Squeaks)
280
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,508
Tell me what you've
done with Jade,
281
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,743
or ratso gets it.
282
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,678
Ohh, calm down, dude.
283
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,780
We were chasing her, that's all.
284
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,915
The kid zapped ratso,
285
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,283
and the next thing we know,
286
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,985
that monkey had the talisman.
287
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,187
Jade turned ratso into a rat
288
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,389
and herself into a monkey?
289
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,324
I'm a monkey's uncle.
290
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,493
Jade!
291
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,630
The girl's the monkey
with the talisman? Whoa.
292
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,701
(Squeaks)
293
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,037
(Screeches)
294
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,808
Aah! Gaah! Unh.
295
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,144
(Screeches)
296
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,647
Hmm. (Grunting)
297
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,683
Jade!
298
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,156
Oh, Jade.
299
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,324
Here, Jade.
300
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,559
It's me. Jackie.
301
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,197
Ach, Jade.
302
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,437
Yo, Tarzan.
303
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,173
Unh. J...
304
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,876
Jade, quit fooling around.
305
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,579
Stop it.
306
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,250
I don't need a bath.
307
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,722
(Screeches)
308
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,691
Later, mom.
309
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,827
Jade.
310
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,396
(Screeches)
311
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,564
Sorry, Jade.
312
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,433
This is for your own good.
313
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,436
Change her back.
314
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,740
Jade,
did you break the talisman?
315
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,742
Hand over the rock.
316
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,682
Here goes nothing.
317
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,850
Ooh.
318
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,620
Hey there.
319
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,824
Talisman works just fine.
320
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,162
Ratso: I say we turn him into a dog.
I like dogs.
321
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,631
Why would you wanna turn
him into something you like?
322
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,799
A cat, then.
323
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,568
Ah, cats are too snooty.
324
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,936
How about a cockroach?
325
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:46,270
We can stomp him.
326
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,338
An emu.
327
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,374
Yeah. What's an emu?
328
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,809
Don't know. Sounds good.
329
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,911
Perhaps an animal we can eat.
330
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,081
Hmm... Chicken a la chan.
331
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,585
No! That would
make you cannibals.
332
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:04,222
(Angry screeching)
333
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,625
Change me back.
334
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,428
Hi, Jackie.
335
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,931
Jade. Then who are you?
336
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,433
(Belches)
337
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,573
The talisman.
338
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,642
Elephant.
339
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,948
Aah, Jade!
Bad move, bad move, bad move.
340
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,450
Uh, got it covered.
341
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,785
Once a rat...
342
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,588
(Squeaks)
343
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,726
Jackie. Change him back.
344
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,033
Hey, gimme, gimme, gimme.
345
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,268
Gaah!
346
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,702
You're a flamingo.
347
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,076
Kangaroo.
348
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,513
Huh?
349
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,459
Good choice.
350
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,627
Change me back.
351
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,262
Jack... rabbit.
352
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,167
Unh.
353
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,873
(All grumble)
354
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,952
(Screeches)
355
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,260
Change me back.
356
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,131
Hope this means what
I think it means.
357
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,967
Aaaahhhh!
358
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,937
Aaaahhhh!
359
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,344
(Angry screeching)
360
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,348
Hey, cut that out.
361
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,791
(Screeching)
362
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,162
(Sniffing)
363
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,830
Ooh-ooh.
364
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,331
Hi, mom.
365
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,566
Mom?
366
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,336
Welcome to the family.
367
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,411
Ms.
hardman: Now it's Jade's turn
368
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,746
to give her report.
369
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,215
Ahem. On my day at work,
370
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,518
uncle Jackie and I went
scuba diving for artifacts,
371
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,887
but a big storm kicked up,
372
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,489
and we wound up shipwrecked.
373
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,425
Yeah, right.
374
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:59,263
And there were
these monkeys and...
375
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,099
Ahem.
376
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,035
To uncover artifacts,
377
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,503
the archeologist
378
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,938
digs in the dirt
379
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,540
with little, tiny brushes,
380
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,908
being very careful
381
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,977
not to damage anything.
382
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,814
Jade: Hey, Jackie,
383
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,182
do you have any pets?
384
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,450
I love pets.
385
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,652
Very, very good for the human.
386
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,854
If your partner
is your friends...
387
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,425
If you have a pet,
you have him with you every day.
388
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,026
I remember long time ago,
389
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,996
I have 3 Saint bernards.
Big dog.
390
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,164
I love big one.
391
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,566
The problem is, all those years,
392
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,268
I been traveling
around making movies.
393
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,370
6 months later,
when I coming back,
394
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,605
I said, "nuh nuh nuh,"
395
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,673
he bite me.
He don't listen me anymore.
396
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,675
So it's no good.
397
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,177
But later on,
398
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,046
when I retire, settle down, yes.
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