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How much is that
doggy in the windmill?
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Ha!
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Hey, good boy!
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Tohru: Chan!
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The ta... talisman?
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Uh, what talisman?
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The one the dragons indicate.
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Oh! This talisman!
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Grr!
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You know, tohru,
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you really should consider
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coming over to the good side.
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Section 13 has a
marvelous dental plan,
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and every Thursday is donut day.
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Unh!
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Jackie: Whoa! Uhh!
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Unh! Grr!
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Argh!
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Thank you. Bye-bye.
Have a nice day!
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(Seeker turns off)
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Chan!
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Aah! Unh!
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(Seeker malfunctioning)
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Hmm?
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Time to walk the dog.
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(Telephone ringing)
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Jackie: Hello?
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Jumping jackal? It's me...
Fearless hyena.
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Jade? Shh!
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Wise old goat roams near.
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What?
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Ancient rabbit has
very long ears.
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What are you talking about?!
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It's uncle's birthday!
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Where are you?
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Ugh! My flight had a layover
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in Bavaria.
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If I never see Bavaria again...
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Jackal, this isn't about you.
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Don't worry, Jade.
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My plane will arrive
in plenty of time
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for "operation: Surprise"
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cool! So, what did you get him?
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Uh...
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P.A.: Flight 19 to San Francisco
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is now boarding.
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Uh, that's me!
See you soon! Bye!
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Chocolate, cheese...
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Lederhosen? Oh!
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Bavaria!
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(Hip-hop music playing on radio)
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Jade? Jade!
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Jade!!
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Ugh!
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Uncle, you scared me.
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And the rock and roll noise
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is scaring away the customers.
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Tsk! It's hip-hop, duh!
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Come on, uncle coolio.
I'll teach you some moves.
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Ugh! My hip does not hop.
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Sure it does.
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You just gotta move with
the grandmaster groove.
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Ohh!
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(Uncle moans)
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Ohh!
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I am like that antique.
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Uh, valuable?
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Old and brittle.
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Jade & Jackie: Happy
birthday, uncle!
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Jade: Heh heh!
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I was all possessed that day
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but my hair looks good.
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And, uh, hey, funny moose!
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I will Cherish it, Jade.
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What did you bring me?
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Jackie: Ta-da!
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Oh, chocolate stains my teeth,
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and cheese makes my...
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Um, none of your business.
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Uh... oh!
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I brought you one more thing.
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It's your sign.
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So how old are you, uncle?
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Jade! Er, in dog years?
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I will do research now.
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But, uncle, we have cake!
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You have to celebrate!
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When I am. Another year younger,
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then I will celebrate.
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You failed to retrieve
the talisman...
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And you sat on this.
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Shendu: The seeking device
was forged by magic.
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Such things are hard to come by.
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Apologies, master.
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Perhaps the time has come
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to have a freelancer
lead future missions.
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No need, master.
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I will do better.
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Ahh, too late.
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Tohru, meet hak foo.
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Hmm, black tiger.
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He does not look so ferocious.
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(Growls)
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Angry crow takes flight!
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Hyah!
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Emu stands on mountain top!
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Monkey plucks 2 peaches!
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Ye-ahh.
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Uh, looks can be deceiving.
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"The dog talisman is
best friend to man:
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"It restores youthful
energy to its holder...
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And grants eternal life."
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Hmm.
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Immortality.
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Jackie, has uncle always
been, like, all,
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you know, uncle-y?
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No, Jade.
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When uncle was young,
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he was just like me.
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Does that mean you're
gonna be grouchy,
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constipated,
and smell like garlic
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when you're uncle's age?
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Oh, Jade, respect your elders...
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Both of us.
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Whaa!
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What? What is it?
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A talisman...
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Made of chocolate.
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Jackie: The pig is
one of the signs
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of the Chinese zodiac that
we haven't yet located.
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And these ferkel's chocolates
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are clearly modeled
after the pig talisman.
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So once again I
am off to Bavaria.
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I could use a change of scenery.
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I will go with you.
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Awesome.
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No baby-sitter means I get to
go, too.
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B-b-b-b-but, uncle,
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you never leave the shop.
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And what about the dog talisman?
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Bah, research can wait.
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Hyah!
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Whoa.
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Ha-cha-cha-cha. So...
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What are we waiting for?
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The mainframe indicates
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that one Mr. chan has purchased
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3 airline tickets to Bavaria.
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The dark hand jet awaits.
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Uh, tohru,
be a sport and tag along
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in the event hak foo
requires your services.
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And when you meet our
friend Jackie chan?
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(Growls)
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Smashing melon fist!
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(Oompah music playing)
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I will do some sleuthing at
the chocolate factory, Jade,
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but I think it's best
that you stay with...
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Uncle.
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You know, Jade,
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they have hip-hop
here in Bavaria.
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Really?
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Yes. They call it oompah.
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Hmmph!
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So, uh...
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Where shall we begin our
search for the talisman?
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I don't know.
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You sat on.
the seeking device, remember?
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Ahem. Well...
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The only talismans
left to be found
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are the tiger and...
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The pig.
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Remain here and stand watch...
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And I mean stand.
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Less chance you'll
break something.
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(Growls)
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You see, Mr. chan,
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great great grandpapa ferkel
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devised a unique method
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of melting mass
quantities of cocoa beans.
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But grandpapa was
a superstitious man
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and took the secret
to his grave.
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So, all the modern
equipment you see around you
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performs essentially
the same task,
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locking in wholesome
chocolatey goodness.
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(Yawns) Oh, interesting.
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Grandpapa was also
a very generous man
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and donated the clock
tower to the town.
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What can you tell
me about the pig?
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Elwin? Oh, ho ho.
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Everyone loves elwinschwein.
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Grandpapa considered pigs
to be his lucky animal.
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No one quite knows why.
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Perhaps because he
found a pig talisman?
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I'm sorry?
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Uhh, nothing.
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And I thought your
hip didn't hop.
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Ha-cha-cha-cha. Uncle.
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Hello! Cheese?
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Yummy.
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But cheese gums up your...
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Something's different about you.
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Eeh, like what?
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Well, for one thing,
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you haven't said
"one more thing"
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since we got here.
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Uhh...
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Come on, uncle, please.
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You can tell me.
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No way.
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Way.
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Uncle, that is so cool.
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It's giving you the power to,
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uh, be cool and stuff.
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You're gonna keep it, right?
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(Thinking) Hmmm.
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(Clock chimes)
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Jade & uncle: The talisman!
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Hak foo: Seeking a talisman?
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Only counterfeits here.
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Do I know you?
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I am hak foo:
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The last human.
You will ever lay eyes upon.
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Mantis boxing style! What?
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Serpent pounce technique!
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Float like lotus blossom!
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What are you talking about?
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Sting like scorpion! Aah.
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Unh!
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Flamingo stance.
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Oh, these little piggies
went to the market.
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Flying dragon corkscrew!
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Cat lands on feet
and bares claws!
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Cat shakes off water.
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Cat tears squirrel's head off!
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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Baboon leave tuccus exposed.
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(Hak foo snarls)
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Hungry crane diving for shrimp!
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(Jackie groans)
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Black tiger crushes chan.
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You, tiger man...
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Remove your feet from Jackie.
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What's a Jackie?
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Take your leave
or feel the burn.
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You talk the talk,
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but can you walk the walk?
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Uncle, this guy beat Jackie.
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(Hak foo growls)
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Monkey plucks 2 peaches!
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Huh?
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Whoa.
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Gorilla snaps frail twig!
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Guh-oh, whoo-hoo.
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Twig may be frail,
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but roots are slippery.
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Jackie?
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Uncle?
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Rabbit punch!
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Mule kick! Lobster claw!
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Cobra coil! Oyster shuck!
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Duck stomp!
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Ow.
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(Babbles)
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Grrrr.
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Angry crow takes flight!
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Thank you for
sharing, angry crow!
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Jade, uncle just leapt
20 feet into the air.
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Go, uncle!
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(Growls)
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Hmmm.
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Elephant thrusts its leg!
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Baaah!
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Both: Uncle!
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Heh heh.
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I meant fist.
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Both: Uncle!
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Jackie: Uncle, are you ok?
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00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,892
Jade: Say something.
280
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,628
Retire from talisman
hunting, chan.
281
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,898
It is a hazardous occupation.
282
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:32,237
Jade & Jackie: Uncle! Uncle!
283
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,872
Uncle's voice: Uncle!
284
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,473
Uncle!
285
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,909
Yes, uncle?
286
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,144
What happened?
You got such a whupping.
287
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:43,214
Big mouth had a big fist.
288
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,282
One more thing:
289
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,884
There's work to do.
290
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,886
You must acquire
the pig talisman
291
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,521
and discover the
power it possesses.
292
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,891
But I am dead.
293
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,492
Aiyaaa!
294
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,327
How can you be dead?
295
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,464
You are wearing the
immortality talisman.
296
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,799
Oh, right.
297
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,901
One more thing...
298
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:03,968
(Smack)
299
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,236
Ow!
300
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,971
Uncle, you're ok!
301
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,907
Err, see?
302
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,276
Lots of garlic is good for you.
303
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,911
We must get the pig talisman
304
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,113
before the big mouth finds it.
305
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,815
But we don't know where it is.
306
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,219
Oh, yes we do.
307
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,962
See the oinker at 12 o'clock?
308
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,935
Elwin's sportin' a pork pie hat.
309
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,736
We saw it earlier
when the clock chimed.
310
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,971
Huh? Oh, ooh.
311
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,339
Tohru!
312
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,741
Many thanks...
313
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,078
For leading us to the prize.
314
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,280
You are not welcome.
315
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,481
You!
316
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,016
But elephant fist!
317
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,718
Why so afraid?
318
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,120
He is an old man.
319
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,690
Uh-yuh-uh-yuh-uh-yuh!
320
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,563
3 against one. We can take him!
321
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,031
Jade, the talisman.
322
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,033
Uh, right.
323
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,368
You, family-size,
324
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,970
stop the girl! Sit on her!
325
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,171
Do something!
326
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,439
Grrrr!
327
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,650
Tiger slaughters 2 lambs!
328
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,994
You've been working out.
329
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,629
Pfft. Like riding a bicycle.
330
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,265
Unh! Uh!
331
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,150
Unh! Uh! Unh! Uh!
332
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,863
Going up.
333
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,631
Whah!
334
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:34,285
(Gasps) Jackie!
335
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,859
Give me...
336
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,128
That.
337
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,472
The lucky pig was
how grandpapa ferkel
338
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,340
melted his cocoa beans.
339
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,144
Heat-beam eye-blast?
340
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,682
Heat-beam eye-blast!
341
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,151
(Clock chiming)
342
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,976
Time is not on his side.
343
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,113
(Scoffs)
344
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,447
Freelancer.
345
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:55,733
Heat-beam eye-blast.
346
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,611
Hak foo: Ow.
347
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,624
Save Jade!
348
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:24,562
Both: Bwaaaaaah!
349
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,202
Aaaaaaaaah!
350
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,237
Whoa! Aaah!
351
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:35,773
Unh!
352
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,375
Huh. Oh.
353
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,943
(Panting)
354
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,012
Whoo-eee.
355
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,614
I will just go fetch
the pig talisman
356
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,183
while I am up.
357
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,852
Uncle...
358
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,787
Explain.
359
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:53,591
Jackie,
thank you for allowing me
360
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:57,395
to re-experience my youth.
361
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,232
But being young is too dangerous
362
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,568
and exhausting!
363
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,970
Uncle needs a nap.
364
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,972
You earned it, uncle.
365
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,207
See, Jade?
366
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,275
As tohru demonstrated,
367
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:15,546
one cannot turn back
the hands of time.
368
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,720
Jade: Hey, Jackie?
369
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,854
Yes.
370
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,056
Do you know how to cook?
371
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,190
Yes.
372
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,727
I know how to cook an egg
373
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,262
and also a lot of fruits
374
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,897
and water and juice
375
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,333
and... Noodles.
376
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,467
Anything quick.
377
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,669
Scrambled eggs, sunny-side up,
378
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,171
and I can cook toast.
379
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:42,940
And all kind of eggs.
380
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,543
Actually I am a terrible
cook but I love to eat.
381
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,079
If you ask me that's my answer.
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