Original subtitles

You're not gonna get away with this, chan.

Hey, hey, hey! Where you goin'?

"Hey" is for horses.

Speaking of which,

I'm the winner by a nose.

Chan!

Aah!

Hunh!

After him!

Chan jacked my gear!

Snowboard!

♪ Da da da da da ♪

Huh! Unh!

Aah, uhh!

"Quiet! Avalanche zone"?

Unh!

All: Shhhh!

♪ Da da da, fum fum fum fa ♪

Guys, wait up!

Quiet.

What?!

Be quiet!!

[Rumbling] Ooh.

Ooh, mama.

All: Whaaaa! Whoa!

Hmm?

[Grunting and groaning]

Living large...

Extra large.

[Coughing, sneezing]

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Ah-ah-choo!

Cover your mouth.

[Shivers]

Big "v,"

you th-think you could turn up the h-heat?

Shendu: Allow me.

That's plenty.

Much obliged.

Careful, shendu.

If you charbroil the help,

they'll never find the next talisman.

The next talisman is insufficient, valmont.

I need all 12 to shed this petrified form

and regain my true powers.

We are working on it, shendu.

With your customary ineptitude.

Once again, this chan has snatched a talisman

from your so-called professionals.

[Coughs]

Too bad chan ain't workin' for us.

Hmm.

Perhaps he can be persuaded.

Level one security card?

Check.

[Buzzes]

I punched in your birthday, captain black.

Invalid code. Nice try, though.

It's not polite to hack into security systems

that don't belong to you.

I saw a 7!

Whoa, slow down, little lady.

The entire floor is a sensor field.

Shall we put horsey in the stable?

You mean the talisman?

You didn't bring it?

Uh, no.

Uncle's still trying to research what magic...

It has.

Heh heh. Uh, uncle and his crazy hobbies.

[Beeping]

[Buzzes]

"Namsilat?"

Talisman spelled backward, duh.

You get an "a" for effort, smarty pants.

But not only is section 13 top secret...

It's impenetrable.

Shendu: This potion should accommodate

your needs perfectly, valmont.

Then by this time tomorrow,

chan will have no choice

but to work for the dark hand.

Now for the bait.

I have translated the inscription

on the back of the talisman.

A very perplexing riddle.

"If activated, the noble horse

expels all alien forces within."

Hmm.

I bet those alien forces inside the talisman

fly out and latch onto human brains

and turn people into mind-control zombies

to conquer the world.

Eh, the alien forces signal the mother ship

to launch an invasion?

This isn't the martian talisman?

There is no such thing as martians!

The talismans are magic.

[Cell phone rings]

Hello?

Jackie, the mainframe located another bogey.

Pack your toothbrush.

You're going to mount rushmore,

south Dakota.

I'm on my way.

Let's rock.

Uh, uncle needs you.

You, uh, you were this close

to solving the riddle of the talisman.

Let's crack that code.

Unh!

Uhh!

The talisman couldn't be in the gift shop?

Ahh.

What big eyes you have.

Don't blink, Mr. president.

Huh?

The snake talisman?

We already got that one.

Ye-aah!

Ohh.

Oh-ohh.

Valmont.

Upsy-Daisy.

Ooh, snake bite. Could be fatal.

You bring me all the way out here

to poison me?

A rather appropriate lure, since the venom

now rushing through your veins

will soon turn you to stone.

Just because I believe in magic talismans

doesn't mean I am gullible.

Visual aid.

In 12 hours, Mr. chan,

you shall be among the statuesque.

The venom takes 12 hours to fully infect humans.

Fortunately for you, an antidote does exist.

I can provide you with that antidote, Mr. chan.

What's the catch?

An exchange of goods:

The cure to your affliction

for the talismans in section 13.

Should you decide you're interested in my offer,

you may rendezvous with my men

at coit tower in exactly 11 hours, 52 minutes.

And don't forget the talismans.

Ugh!

Where is the antidote?

You think I'd be foolish enough

to bring it with me?

Uhh-aah!

Uh-uh-uh.

Need those talismans.

Ulp.

Ach! Urgh.

Ech.

Ah, so it begins.

Time is a-wasting, Mr. chan,

and it's a 2-hour flight back to San Francisco.

You're turning to stone?

I have until 6 A.M.

Valmont's men will be waiting

with the antidote at coit tower.

Wh-what are we gonna do?

The riddle of the horse talisman can wait.

I will make an antidote.

But, uncle,

we don't know the formula.

Bah! Mine will be just as good.

Swallow.

[Coughs, gags]

That's the antidote?

No. Fermented beetle larva is good protein.

[Dripping]

Drink.

[Gulp, gulp]

Oof.

Gee-heh. Ach!

Gee-yee-aah.

Jackie: What? What is it?

Nothing.

Don't... don't look in the mirror.

What? Aaaaaah!

I told you not to look in the mirror!

Oh! I am a lizard!

I will become a stone lizard!

Uncle: See? Reptiles shed their skin.

No problem.

Uh, did the antidote work?

Eh, huh, ach!

Jade: Guess not.

Maybe captain black could get

the section 13 doctors to help.

Pfft, modern medicine has no power

over ancient spells.

I will make another antidote.

- Jade: Jackie? - Aah!

Jackie, you have to give the talismans to valmont.

I can't.

According to the legend,

the power in each talisman is nothing

compared to the power of all 12 combined.

But if you're all turned to stone,

who's gonna stop the dark hand

from getting the talismans anyway?

That's captain black's department.

I'm just research, remember?

Jackie, please!

I don't want a Boulder for an uncle.

Captain black,

I need a ride back to section 13 for Jade.

It's past her bedtime.

Ok. If that's the way you want it.

It was 3 digits ending in 7.

3 digits, 7?

Captain black, I got your number.

The only way to save Jackie is Jackie-style.

I have a new antidote.

This may sting.

Unh!

Hmm.

[Cell phone rings]

Yes?

She what?

Caught it all on tape. Jade's made her point.

She can be an agent when she grows up.

Now tell her to return the goods.

Yes, I will tell her.

[Coughing, sneezing]

Valmont had to pick the draftiest place in town.

[Sniffle]

Should've called in sick.

Could I bum a tissue?

All right, you sickos.

Let's get down to business.

Ain't it past your bedtime?

[Chuckles] Where's chan?

Never mind him.

I've got everything you want...

Right here.

Well?

How do I know

that antidote's the real deal?

That'll work.

Ah-ah-choo!

The talismans.

Jade, don't!

Aah-ohh.

I have to, Jackie.

You're running out of time.

Thank you.

[Gasps] No!

Oh-aah? Unh.

[Laughing and coughing]

One is missing.

No way!

I cleaned out the vault.

[Gasps]

I forgot the horse one at uncle's.

Um, if you give me the antidote,

I really for sure promise to get you the other one.

Scout's honor?

Tsk, like she's a scout.

Noooo!

Why?

Ah-choo!

Because chan makes me sick!

Jackie.

Don't worry, Jade. Uncle will come through.

We don't need your stinking antidote!

Unh! Uhh! Unh!

[Panting]

Unh, oh, uhh.

[Clunk] Ow!

Ooh.

Aah!

Grrr.

Oh, aah.

Oh, that doesn't hurt at all.

Unh! Hey, give me that!

Unh! No fair! Hey, stop it!

Jackie!

Uncle!

You found the antidote?

No. I brought the horse talisman

to trade for their antidote.

Both: Ohh.

One more thing: I also brought

the antidotes that did not work.

Maybe if I mix them together.

Aieeeyaaa!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!

Gesundheit.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh!

Uhh-uhh-urr-uhh-uhh-uhh!

[Crash]

Tohru: Ow.

That ought to keep him,

unless this is the sprout-wings-and-fly talisman.

Both: Get her!

Jade!

The dark hand will... ooga-ugh!

Never have... gulp!

All 12...

Jackie!

A dollar says his hand'll snap right off.

Deal. Deal.

You stay away from him!

Oops. Uhh, unh!

Heh, heh.

Uncle: 2 more things...

[Growls]

Both: Hey!

Aah! Aah!

Oof! Oof!

Aah!

Oh, Jackie.

He was very brave.

I miss him, uncle.

He left a fine memorial for us:

Looks just like him.

[Sniffles]

We could put him in the garden.

Or outside the shop to ward away evil.

[Thumping]

[Takes deep breath]

Ahh.

My cold is gone, like magic.

"The noble horse expels all alien forces within."

The riddle!

It doesn't mean aliens within the talisman.

It means aliens within the sick person holding the talisman.

The horse is the healing talisman.

Think it only works on colds?

The talisman.

How'd tohru activate it? How?

Ah-choo!

Hey.

Hey!

Hyah!

Aroo-uhh-uhh, uhh-ugh-uhh.

Uhh-uhh-urr-uhh-uhh-uhh.

[Crash]

Tohru: Ow!

Jackie!

Ohh.

I told you I would bring the antidote.

You must never question uncle!

Thank you both.

Now, we have some talismans to return.

I've got some explaining to do, huh?

We will just tell captain black

we were between a rock and a hard place.

Heh heh.

Boy: Hey, Jackie,

do you have a favorite color?

My favorite color:

White, blue... light blue.

Green is good.

As normal as possible.

When I look at the sky... All blue, all white:

So beautiful.

Sometimes for the movie I'm wearing a red,

pink, uh, purple...

I don't like that. Mostly I like white.

White means calm, gentleman, nice person and handsome.