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Sold for $200.

The next item up for auction is a porcelain lamp

featuring, well, an unusual rat motif.

What am I bid for this piece?

$100.

Do I hear 150?

200.

Smashing. Do I hear...

250!

- 300. - 350.

- 4! - 500.

- 6! - 7!

- 8! - 9!

1,000.

2,000.

That's all I got, tohru.

Think they take nunchucks?

$2,000.

Going once...

Going twice...

Sold for...

Aah!

I'm sorry. I'll send you a check, ok?

Huh?!

Unh! Oh!

This building should be condemned.

Whoa-oh!

Unh!

Hmm...

Hey! My hat!

This area's restricted!

We're blowin' up the... oof!

Whaaaaa!

Yes! Yes!

Noooo!

Another train wreck, Jackie?

Uh, I was going to ask you the same thing.

Do baboons live here?

Jade, you must learn to clean up after...

You've got it, Jackie-o.

Tell ya what... I'll clean the whole place,

and you can reward me with, oh...

I don't know,

a turbo troll?

You already have one of those.

Uh-uh! I have gnomekop.

Turbo troll is his mortal enemy,

and if I get both of them, they'll fight each other.

Everyone's collecting them, Jackie.

Can I please have one, please?

Mmm, we'll talk about it when you finish cleaning.

[Chuckling to himself]

Gnomekop: Gnome power!

Jackie: Oof!

[Gasps] Gnomekop!

Must find turbo troll.

Must find turbo troll.

[Sighs in relief] It's ok, Jackie.

Nothing's broken.

Oh-ohhhh...

Jackie?

Ooh! Ah!

Ow! Ooh!

Run down the side of an exploding building...

No problem!

But step on a child's toy,

break your bones.

Wah ha ha ha!

Sounds like a Chinese proverb...

Oh! It's all my fault.

Huh! Jackie is young and strong.

He will heal quickly.

Accidents happen, Jade.

But do you now see the importance of tidiness?

I'll make it up to you, Jackie.

I promise.

How's my patient?

Ha! According to uncle,

strong enough to do his research.

Hey, who knows? Maybe this rat

is the heal-a-broken-leg talisman. Hmm.

All tidy. Not a toy in sight.

Gnomekop: Must find turbo troll!

Must find turbo tr...

[nervous laugh]

The power of the rat

brings motion to the motionless.

Hmm...

Need anything?

Uh, no. Thank you.

Warm up your tea?

I just need quiet so I can concentrate.

I'll just fluff your pillow.

Ooh!

Nice and fluffy.

Uh, Jade,

I can take care of myself.

Remember, within every weakness lies strength.

Whatever you say, Jackie.

Here. Let's just move you a little closer to the desk.

Oww! Sorry!

Waa-aah! Aah!

Jade: Sorry!

Turbo troll!

Towels! Towels!

Belt blaster!

Jade: You sure you're ok?

I'm fine. Ah, where's the talisman?

[Gasps]

Man on p.A.: Full alert! Intruder in the compound!

Full alert!

And when we came back,

the lock was melted,

and the talisman was gone.

The dark hand... They've located us.

Black to vault, report!

Condition blue, sir.

The other talismans are secure... So far.

This is all my fault, too.

If I hadn't spilled that stupid tea...

I'm gonna find...

Gnomekop?!

Must find turbo troll!

Whoa.

Who goes there?

You've never said that before.

Come here, you. Hey!

Jade!

- Aah! - Whoa!

Leg, leg...

Jackie, something's wrong with gnomekop. He's...

Please, Jade. I've had all the gnomekop I want for one day.

- Jackie! - Gnome power!

Ohh!

Aah! Whoa!

I know where you live!

That toy should be taken off the market.

I tried to tell you.

He's not just a toy anymore.

He's alive! Alive!

Oh, what do you mean, he's...

[gasps] Motion to the motionless.

Weird talisman power, huh?

We found nothing in the debris, master.

The rat talisman

is the key to my freedom, valmont.

It will reanimate me into flesh and blood.

Ooh. You mean you'd get back

all your dragon powers and stuff.

No. Shendu will still require the other talismans

and our continued assistance for that.

Judging my experience,

I will remain in this petrified state forever,

and you will never lay your eyes

on the lost treasure of ching shian.

2 words...

Mouse hunt.

And the talisman must've dropped inside

and transformed the toy into a living, breathing thing.

Jackie, when you fell,

did you hit your head?

Captain black, look!

Yeah, he was right behind you.

Of course he was, Jackie.

Jade, no!

Gotcha! Unh!

[Embarrassed laugh] Loose thread.

All gone.

Thank you, Jade.

Gnomekop: Must find turbo troll!

Turbo troll...

[Jackie and Jade grunting]

That phone booth is not wheelchair accessible.

Oh, you! Don't move!

Unngghh!

Stay back, Jade.

No, Jackie. You have a broken leg.

And gnomekop is my responsibility.

Eee-yeow!

Got you!

Belt blaster! Whoa!

Aah!

Sorry.

Stop.

Gnome power! Unh!

[Gasps]

Jackie!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Jackie!

Brakes. Brakes, brakes, brakes!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Whaaah!

Oof!

Oh. [Panting]

Whew.

Gnomekop?

I can't escape you.

[Gasps]

Hang on, Jackie!

Sorry. I'll bring it back. Thank you.

Jackie!

Unh!

How's the leg?

Where is turbo troll, scourge of the elfin realm?

Uhh! Enemy mine!

There he is, Jackie!

Jackie?!

Unh! Unh! Coming!

Turbo troll?!

[Gasps]

A battalion!

Why would he come to the mall?

Maybe he's a mall rat?

Gnomekop: Must destroy turbo troll!

[All shouting at once]

Grrr! Rrr!

Gnome power!

Ohh! Come on!

Conceal me, brothers.

Oh, my gosh! Turbo troll captured the gnome Princess!

That cad will pay!

Gnome power!

He's crazy. He could hurt someone.

Yeah! Like you!

[Yelling]

Aah! Oof!

Jackie!

Huh?

[Struggling]

Troll armies are amassing.

Gnomekop must be liberated!

What is it going on about?

Turbo troll is gnomekop's archenemy.

See, the emperor of troll castle hates gnomes

'cause gnomes possess magic from the great crystal,

so gnomekop uses his power belt to...

[Nervous chuckle]

I, uh, collect 'em.

Shendu: Enough of sprites and fairies.

The talisman, valmont.

Yaaugh!

Gnomekop escaped the bald-headed giant's fortress.

He will escape you as well.

Baldheaded giant?

Could he mean captain black?

Does it matter?!

Give me the talisman!

Shendu, if this gnome escaped from section 13,

then perhaps it can lead us there.

[Hissing sigh]

The other talismans.

Mighty warrior, we just received word that turbo troll

has claimed the baldheaded giant's fortress

as his stronghold.

Aarrrhh!

I will have his head!

No sign of him.

Sure does a lot of damage for a runt.

Jackie!

[Sniffing]

He's going down...

Whoa! Shh!

Look.

He's retracing his steps.

But they'll follow him back to section 13.

I'll warn captain black.

You do that.

He'll love the part about the dark hand

teaming up with a magic gnome.

Well, do you have a better idea?

Remember that turbo troll I've been wanting?

Jade: Psst!

Yaah!

Turbo troll rules!

Must destroy turbo troll!

You sure Chucky ain't lost?

Jade: Yaa-aa-aaugh!

Aaarrr!

Here he comes.

[Grunting and groaning]

[Nervous laugh]

Oh, no!

Turbo troll is near.

You wanna sign my cast?

Leave him alone!

He's disabled!

Waaah!

Ohh! Jade: Jackie!

[Gasp]

Have a nice swim, chan.

Hope you haven't eaten for an hour.

Jackie!

You, fan boy...

The doll.

[Sniffing]

Turbo troll is near.

Argh! Unh!

Hey!

Gnome power!

Here he is...

And there he goes.

Huh?

Whoa... Wha?

Ow! Ow! Grrr! Grrr!

Hang on, Jackie!

[Panting]

Jade!

Jade?

Aah!

Oh! Ow! Grrr! Grrr!

Whoa.

Whaaah!

[Whistling]

Here, boy.

Gnomes can't swim.

Jackie: Jade, remove the talisman.

Argh!

Unhand me, giant!

Oh-aaah!

Jackie!

Whoa!

Gnome power!

Waa-aa-aa-aa-

aa-aa-oh!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Oh. Unh... Unh...

Not again.

Your majesty, king of gnomes...

- Come here! - No!

I'm sorry. I'll bring these back. Thank you-ooo!

Gotcha! Ooh!

Gnome power!

Aah!

No way.

Where is turbo troll?

In his pants.

Must destroy turbo troll!

No! No!

No-o-o-o-o!

Run away!

We must retrieve the talisman.

You're kidding, right?

Jade: So while Jackie distracted giant gnomekop,

I climbed up top, crawled inside his mouth,

and got the talisman.

You did very well, Jade.

Yeah, except for the part where I slipped and fell off

and landed on Jackie.

Oh...

Agreed.

Oh!

Puuh!

Jackie is young and strong.

He will heal quickly.

Hey, Jackie, have you been seriously hurt doing your own stunts?

Yes. So many times. My eyes, my face,

shoulder...

Nose 3 times...

Elbow, elbow...

Cannot remember.

My jaws, knees, knees.

Cut. Ankle, ankle.

All of my teeth gone.

I hurt. Cannot remember. Cannot remember.

But most important, you remember.

Don't do any dangerous stunt at home.

Only in the movies.