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Cough up some cash, twerp.
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B-but today's fishsticks.
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My mom says I need the protein.
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Aah!
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Can't eat if you
don't got a face.
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Be afraid.
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Megabully strikes again.
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Hey, maynard.
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Let go of him.
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Beat it, shrimp.
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Shrimp?
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Let it go, Jade.
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Unh.
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Put the lunch money
down, maynard.
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Hey, there's enough here
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for fishsticks and pie. Aah.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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That's gotta sting.
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My mom always told
me not to hit girls,
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but in your case,
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I'll make an exception.
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Gulp.
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Fair warning, maynard:
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I am trained in.
The ancient art of butt whup.
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- Yeah, right.
- Zip it, drew.
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Go on.
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What you gonna do, shrimp?
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Grr...
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Hyah!
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Unh.
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Whoa.
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Aaahhhh...
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That would be Ms. shrimp to you.
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[Cheering]
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All right. Go, Jade.
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What is going on here?
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Jade just smacked
maynard munson down.
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Uh... Ms. Hardman,
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I can explain.
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Perhaps it's time I had a chat
with your guardian, young lady.
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Uh... Uncle Jackie's...
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Not reachable.
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He's on a business trip.
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Aah!
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Ooohhh...
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Unh.
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Ahh... Whoo!
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Good for the pores.
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Heh. Enter the dragon...
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Exit Jackie chan.
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Aah!
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Stay cool, hot stuff.
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[Pants] Bad day, bad day,
bad day, bad day, bad day.
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Yaah!
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Very bad day.
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[Hissing] Valmont,
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where is the dragon talisman?
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My men are on it, shendu.
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Your men could not
find their own shadows,
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and your incompetence
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continues to stupefy me.
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Oh? I'll stupefy you!
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Temper, valmont.
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The arrogance of that
oversized lawn ornament.
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Valmont, check it out.
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You actually did your job?
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Imagine.
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You're not stoked?
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I'm absolutely giddy.
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[Gasps]
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Whoa.
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Puff the magic dragon.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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And that's when valmont's men
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escaped with the talisman.
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You didn't follow them?
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They could've led us
to valmont himself.
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Ach...
I was a little preoccupied.
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Captain black,
the dark hand has the dragon talisman.
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If they discover the
magic it possesses...
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Uh, I said the "m"
word, didn't I?
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Jackie! I missed you so much.
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You look like you
had a rough day.
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Can I get you a cup of
tea, maybe some cookies?
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New shoes?
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Jade, what did you do?
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Jade is in trouble at school.
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Cup of tea sounds good, thank you.
One more thing...
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Your place is too big.
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I have to walk very
far to find a bathroom!
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Uncle, what are you doing here?
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Landlord made me leave
the shop for 3 days.
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Says it must be
sprayed for bugs.
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This is how I spray for bugs.
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Yes, siree,
it's a real family affair
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here at section 13.
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Jade,
what kind of trouble at school?
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Ms. hardman just wants you to come
to a parent-teacher conference.
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No biggie. Heh heh.
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Sir, the U.S.
mint's under siege.
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Patch me into
their surveillance.
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What about tea?
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Valmont.
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Mobilize!
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Let's rock. Unh.
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Jade,
you are not a secret agent,
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and we have a
previous engagement.
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Remember?
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[Sniffs] Hmm...
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Hot off the press.
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What? It's laundry money.
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Company.
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Valmont.
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The dark hand waves
bye-bye, captain black.
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Mr. chan, this is not the first
time we've had a problem with Jade.
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The swinging from gym lamps,
stilt walking with ladders,
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scaling the building
with a fire hose.
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Just like Jackie!
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He reminds me of a chimpanzee.
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Uncle!
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Ach. Now, I don't know where
Jade learned to fight...
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From Jackie.
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He's a good teacher.
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Uncle, shh.
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Ms. hardman, I assure you,
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the martial arts. are meant to
discipline Jade, not teach her to-
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Martial arts, like karate?
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Kung fu.
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The best self-defense.
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Whole body becomes
a secret weapon.
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Well, you obviously
don't provide Jade
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with enough
discipline, Mr. chan.
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So I will have to.
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A whole week's detention?!
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What a rip.
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Jade,
maybe now you will remember
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that the greatest victory
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is the battle not fought.
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Unless it is fought
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against bugs. Yaah!
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Uh, yes, and in your case,
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that means watching your temper.
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But he called me shrimp.
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[Cell phone rings]
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Jackie. [Gasps] No!
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The doctors say he's
lucky to be alive,
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if you call that lucky.
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Valmont used some sort.
Of advanced explosive device.
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Powerful stuff.
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The dragon talisman.
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Who sent these?
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Valmont.
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Grrr... Aaaahhh!
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Simmer down, Jackie.
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I am sorry.
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I just... Saw red.
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Valmont, you were da bomb!
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Pun totally intended.
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Hey, ain't old dragon breath
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gonna start wondering
where his rock is?
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Pity. It's doing wonders
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for our cash flow.
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One more heist, big v?
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One for the history books.
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[Bell rings]
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Hey, Jade.
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Greatest victory
battle not fought.
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Greatest victory
battle not fought.
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Unh.
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Hyah!
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Don't hurt me.
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You're not looking for revenge?
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I want you to teach me
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the ancient art of butt whup.
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T'ch,
so you can be a better bully?
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Dream on, maynard.
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The martial arts are...
Uh... About
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finding the strength within
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to discipline oneself.
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That-that's me.
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I lack discipline, really.
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Free your mind of all thoughts.
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Aiyaaa,
there is no privacy here.
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I put my bao in the refrigerator,
and somebody ate it.
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Focus only on your breathing.
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Your breathing is slow... Deep.
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One more thing:
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How is your friend
captain black doing?
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Grrr... Hyah!
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[Panting] I... I need some air.
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[Inhales]
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Ahh...
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[Alarm sounds]
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A big rig was just blown to bits
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by a well-dressed gentleman.
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Where?
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Route 64, outside
corydon, Indiana.
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Speeding distance from fort
Knox, Kentucky...
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And the U.S. gold reserve.
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Mobilize.
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I'm going with you.
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Uh, Jackie,
you're not a secret agent.
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You're an archeologist, right?
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I know that, Jade.
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I'm just going to
retrieve a talisman.
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His anger clouds his judgment.
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I noticed.
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[Muffled explosion]
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What was that?
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This is a restricted area.
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Official business.
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I need to speak to your
commanding officer.
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And you would be with?
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Section 13.
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Who?
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The grass is always greener
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on the sunnyside
of the gopher hole.
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Was that always there?
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I don't know.
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Faster, tohru.
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And lift with your legs.
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[Grunts]
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A shame captain black
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won't be visiting today.
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I understand he had a
doctor's appointment.
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Yeah, doctor's
appointment, I get it.
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Grr... Aah!
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Aah. Ooh-ooh.
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Chan.
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Aah! Unh.
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Ohh!
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Jackie chan.
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Finally we meet.
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It was nice knowing you.
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Man: Still waiting
clearance, over.
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Captain black was lucky.
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But my aim has
improved with practice.
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Unh. Ohh...
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Uh,
you want the other talismans,
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don't you, valmont?
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Continue.
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I will make you a deal.
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Show you where section 13 is.
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Was that always there?
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Uhh...
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Aah... Yaah!
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Why, you little shrimp.
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Grr...
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Hyah!
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I'm working on it.
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Unh.
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Ow!
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Respect your elders. Unh!
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Uncle,
how do you spray for bugs?
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Oh... Like...
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Ow! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh.
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One more thing.
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Guh!
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Hey, big bully!
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Eat heavy machinery.
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Whoa!
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Ratso!
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Whoa, Jackie!
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Ow!
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Heh. Hello, driver's ed.
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Unh.
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Uncle, what are you doing here?
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Making sure you do
not lose your temper
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and do something foolish.
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T'ch, good job, uncle.
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Valmont, where are you?
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Valmont!
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Something is amiss.
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Find valmont.
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Find my talisman.
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Wait here.
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Jade.
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00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,748
But valmont's still
dragon-powered.
280
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,917
How is Jackie gonna
take him down?
281
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,920
By not fighting.
282
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,893
Aaaahhhh!
283
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,428
Glug glug glug.
284
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,764
You really go for the
gold, Mr. chan.
285
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,433
Fool's gold.
286
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,767
You know, valmont,
287
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,135
I was wondering...
288
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,071
What is one of these worth?
289
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:57,175
An all-expenses-paid
trip to Melvin world?
290
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,077
You'll pay for that.
291
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,344
What about these?
292
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,779
A new Ferrari?
293
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,147
Chan.
294
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,483
A Summer home?
Your own private island to build it on?
295
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,020
A robot Butler for that home?
296
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:14,759
Rraahhhrr...
297
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,233
Blast.
298
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,371
Jackie.
299
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,508
[Coughs]
300
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,679
[Coughs]
301
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,247
A little help.
302
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,517
Uh, boss, visitors.
303
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,661
That was bad, right?
304
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,076
Heh. Take it easy, boss.
305
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,345
The doctor says you can
leave in a few days,
306
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,513
if you rest.
307
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,515
Sir,
good to see you up and at 'em.
308
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,917
Salvage operations recovered the
bullion from the river bottom.
309
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,652
Valmont?
310
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,054
Which means that dark hand
311
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,757
still possesses
the magic talisman.
312
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,893
Jackie, the "m" word.
313
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,227
But you saw it.
314
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,363
The dragon power injured you.
315
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,832
I had valmont in my sights.
316
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,068
Ahh... The rest is a blur.
317
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,737
Ohh...
318
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:36,374
Shendu, I beg your forgiveness.
319
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,277
You may earn it, valmont.
320
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,879
Rumor tells of a talisman
321
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,881
at the north pole.
322
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,751
Dress warmly.
323
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,921
Ahh...
324
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,723
Free your mind of all thoughts.
325
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,725
Focus only on your breathing.
326
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,499
Gimme the basketball, chump.
327
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:05,069
Make me, double-dribble breath.
328
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,939
Ach, don't you two know
329
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:13,377
that the greatest victory
is the battle not fought?
330
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:17,982
I make such a good Jackie.
331
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:22,486
Jade: Hey, Jackie,
what did you wanna be when you were young?
332
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,022
When I was kid?
333
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,192
When I was kid,
I wanted to a rich man.
334
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,494
And then I wanted to be a hero.
335
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,129
Fireman. Policeman.
336
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,498
Sometimes I wanted
to be a president.
337
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,833
All kinds of things
338
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,502
I know in the real
life I cannot be.
339
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,906
So that's why now I really
like to be a movie star.
340
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:46,744
Why? Because I can do whatever
I like to do in the movie...
341
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,246
Just by being myself.
342
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,647
Yes.
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