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The sheep talisman?
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Oh, Jackie had a little lamb.
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(Crash)
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It's not here.
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Can you believe it?
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Hah.
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Guess not.
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(Cell phone rings)
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Hello.
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Jade: Jackie! Help!
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Jade, what's wrong?
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Never leave me with uncle again.
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We eat nothing but
mung beans and rice.
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And he reeks of garlic.
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And uncle's no fun.
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I asked him if we could go to the
new Melvin moose amusement park,
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and he's all, "roller coasters
are bad for digestion."
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Ahh! No!
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I know! Can you believe it?
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So you promise we'll go
as soon as you get home?
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Promise?
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Yes! Whatever, I promise!
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Good-bye!
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Valmont, score! (Chuckles)
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And chan?
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We'll miss him dearly.
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Hohh!
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Aah!
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(Whimpering)
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You need to jump!
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(Whimpering)
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Aah! Unh!
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Uhh!
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No way he's human.
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Ohh...
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Ahh! Bad day, bad
day, bad day, bad day!
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Eyaah!
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Fly! Fly! Fly!
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Yaaaa!
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One stop shopping.
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(Grunt)
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No!
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Did I do that?
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Jackie!
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Uhh! Hello Jade.
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Did you...
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I'm going to Melvin world.
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Oh, what?
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Uh, oh, ok.
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But first I go home
and get some sleep.
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Aw...
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Jackie!
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Uncle!
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What did you bring me?
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The sheep talisman?
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Good!
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Now we can do research!
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Oh, but I'm very tired.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Wait.
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What is it? What do you hear?
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Ow!
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I hear the sound of the sheep
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not telling me what
power it holds.
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I hear the sound
of our footsteps
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walking to the back room
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to translate ancient
inscriptions.
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Please, uncle,
I have been traveling for 18 hours.
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I jump from a helicopter and
ran along a falling train.
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That is why you must relax
with some good books.
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Chan possesses yet
another talisman...
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While I have none?!
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You are weak, valmont!
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And your men are fools!
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That's it! I ain't taking
no more lip from a statue.
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I am no statue!
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You stand in the presence
of a demon sorcerer.
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I once held dominion
over a vast empire.
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But my subjects betrayed me.
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They cast a chi spell,
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which imprisoned me
in this pitiful icon,
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where I have remained
for 900 years.
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The 12 magic talismans
from which I drew my power
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was scattered to the winds.
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Whoa!
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You got jacked!
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Acquisition of all the talismans
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will allow me to be
free of my confinement
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and walk the earth once again.
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At which time we
will be rewarded
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the lost treasure
of shin shi-wah.
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Well worth taking a little lip,
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don't you think?
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Uncle: Jackie,
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these symbols explain
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the talisman's power.
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We must find a translation.
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(Snoring)
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Ow! Counting sheep
makes me sleepy!
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One more thing...
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We must keep the talisman
in this magic box,
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where it will be concealed
from the dark forces.
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One more thing... Stay awake!
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You break many antiques
when you sleepwalk.
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Oh, I don't sleepwalk!
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So! You break
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my antiques for fun?!
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I'll find out what
it does the easy way.
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Hmm. Just hope it isn't the
exploding head talisman.
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Work already!
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Uhh!
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(Gasps) Oh, no! I'm dead!
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Huh? Hmm.
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I'm... Not dead?
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Cool! This must be the... ooh!
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Ghost talisman!
Jackie won't believe it!
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Boo! Hello!
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Can't you guys see me?
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No? Then I guess
you won't mind if I
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touch your guts! (Laughing)
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Melvin world can't touch this!
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Wahoo!
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Waste of time!
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They probably got it locked up
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at section 13 by now,
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wherever that is.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
did you say something?
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No way! Yes way!
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Ratso: So then chan lifts
a whole bus off the ground,
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and he Chucks it at us!
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He wasn't easy to take down,
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but we knew how much
you wanted this.
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Cheers, shendu.
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The first of an even dozen.
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I am free!
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The sheep talisman enables me
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to project my astral form.
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An admirable start,
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but I must have the others.
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Yeah,
but finding section 13 won't be
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as easy as taking a talisman
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out of a sleeping kid's hand...
ow!
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Did that occur
before or after chan
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"chucked the bus"?
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(Hisses) This sleeping child
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may not be sleeping at all.
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And if her spirit wanders,
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her vessel has a vacancy!
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Jade: Ew!
Quit picking your nose!
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(Sighs) Being a ghost
of golden gate park
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is pretty lame if no one can see you.
I'm outie!
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(Yawns) Hmm.
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Jade is awfully quiet.
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Oh! Like a baby!
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Hmm.
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(Jackie snoring)
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Oh! Like a baby!
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Ohh! Where's the talisman?
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Whoa! What are you?
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Everything you
will grow to fear!
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(Hissing)
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(Gasps)
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Uh! Oh, wha...
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Time to awaken, dear uncle.
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Sorry, Charlie! But my body
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ain't big enough
for the both of us.
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Unh!
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Unh! Get out of there!
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Give me back my skin and bones!
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Unh! Ugh!
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You should not sleep on the
floor, uncle Jackie.
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(Yawns) We should go
back to section 13.
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Yes! Section 13.
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Uncle: Jackie!
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(Sighs) Eventually.
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Grr!
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Jade: Jackie, she's not me!
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You gotta listen!
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(Growls) Scream all you
wish, child.
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They are deaf to you!
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What do you want with my body?
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What do you want with Jackie?
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Gaah!
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Jackie, Jackie, Jackie!
Look out!
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Refreshments anyone?
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Orange slices and oolong tea
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for my cherished elders?
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Wonderful!
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Thank you, Jade!
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It's probably poisoned! Don't!
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Jackie, no!
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Mmm! Delicious!
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And nutritious.
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Jackie, she is so not me!
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How could you fall for that
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sweet-as-pie routine?
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She's some kind of
evil spirit thing!
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Why would an evil
spirit act so nice?
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Please forgive my interruption,
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but I wish to go
to section 13 now.
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And why is it so
interested in going to...
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(gasps) Section 13!
The other talismans!
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She... it...
must be working for the dark hand!
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(Yawns) Well,
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Jade wants to go,
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so I'll just... ow!
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Arrange a ride for her.
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Black.
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It's Jackie.
Can you send someone
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to take Jade back to section 13?
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You all right, Jackie?
You sound beat.
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(Sighs) I'll be fine.
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It's just between all
this travel and research,
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I haven't had much
time for Jade.
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She really wants to go to this
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Melvin world and...
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Your coach awaits, little lady.
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Uncle: Hotcha!
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The sheep talisman
possesses the power
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of astral projection.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Great! Night-night!
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One more thing!
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Astral bodies can
pass through walls,
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but they cannot be seen
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duh. Or heard...
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Unless they enter
a person's dreams.
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Dreams?! Score!
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(Snoring)
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Aah!
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One more thing...
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You forget to sweep the store!
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(Both sigh)
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Come on, come on!
Sweep faster, Jackie!
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(Snoring)
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Yes!
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Jackie! Can you see me?
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Can't talk, Jade. Sweeping.
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Uncle: Jackie!
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Jackie, listen to me!
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You're dreaming!
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Not now. Gotta sweep the train.
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Oh! Oh, no!
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What happened?
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Hey, stand still!
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You're dreaming and
you're sleepwalking!
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Oh! I don't sleepwalk.
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(Gasps)
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Stop!
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(Snoring)
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Uncle Jackie, you're dreaming!
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But I'm real!
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I took the talisman
and I got all ghosty,
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but when I got
back to my body...
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And so now the bad
guys have the talisman,
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and evil me is
going to section 13
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to steal the rest of them.
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And you've gotta stop me!
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I mean,
the me outside this dream.
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Dream? Oh, that's crazy, Jade.
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You're crazy!
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If I'm the crazy one,
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how come you're the
one not wearing pants?
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Huh?
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I can prove everything, Jackie.
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Look in the box.
The talisman's gone!
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Now wake up!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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(Gasps)
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My dream was no dream!
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Jade is right.
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I'm the bomb, uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Where is the talisman?
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Jade has it. Uh, had it.
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00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,591
Uncle, this will sound crazy...
277
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,528
Jade took the talisman,
and now she's trapped in astral form
278
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,231
while an evil spirit
walks in her body.
279
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,867
Uh... Yes!
280
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:38,970
The sheep talisman put on
wolf in sheep's clothing.
281
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,607
You find Jade. I will find a
chi spell to banish the wolf.
282
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,776
Go, uncle.
283
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,544
Almost there, Jade.
284
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,047
I know it may seem silly by now,
285
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,882
but I have to ask
you to wear this.
286
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:53,785
At last, section 13.
287
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,927
Ok, you can look.
288
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,199
(Melvin moose laughing)
289
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,669
A little birdie told me you've
been wanting to come here.
290
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,837
Grrr!
291
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,740
Black.
292
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,241
Captain black. Trust me.
293
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,676
You're in terrible danger.
294
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,545
Jade is evil!
295
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,613
I know she's a handful, Jackie.
296
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,948
But evil?
297
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,251
Whee! Hee, ha ha! Whee!
298
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,789
Duh... Smile for the camera.
299
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,691
Soon I shall devour your soul.
300
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,926
(Gasp)
301
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,631
P.A.: Melvin's
world is now closed!
302
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,866
Please exit the park
and see us again soon!
303
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,001
Finally! Aw...
304
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,168
What do you say,
305
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,870
stop off for an ice cream cone?
306
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,772
Captain black,
get away from her!
307
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,073
Whoa there, Jackie.
308
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,208
Grrr!
309
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,843
She's not really Jade!
310
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,512
The talisman's magic
has made her a sheep.
311
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,114
Oh, no, I mean, uh...
312
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,682
I'll prove it!
313
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,519
What's the moose's name?
314
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,720
The name?
315
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,389
Grrr!
316
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,058
Give you a hint.
Another word for wedgie.
317
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,826
You can't name it, can you?
318
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,396
You're evil! You're evil!
319
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,966
Jackie, you look like you
could use a little sleep.
320
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,367
Uhh! Uhh...
321
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,537
Oh! Who are you?
322
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,239
Your executioner.
323
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,042
(Grunting)
324
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,309
Hey.
325
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,045
Stop that or I...
326
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,946
I give you a spanking.
327
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,648
As you wish!
328
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,483
This is not my body!
329
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,322
Weak little girl.
330
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,791
I am not weak!
331
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,925
Uhh!
332
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,284
Come here, you!
333
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,378
What are you...
334
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,780
Hey! Stop!
335
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,424
You are so not fighting fair!
336
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,070
(Ring) Huh?
337
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,404
Busy!
338
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,373
Uncle: Jackie,
I found the chi spell.
339
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,474
Very good one.
340
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,543
Please put Jade on phone.
341
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,049
Aaaa-uhh!
342
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,184
It's for you.
343
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,219
Hello! (Speaking Chinese)
344
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,323
(Chanting in Chinese)
345
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,462
(Grunts)
346
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,696
Noooo!
347
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,538
I cannot break free!
348
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,941
Blasted chi spell.
349
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:40,077
Shendu, back so soon?
350
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,046
And what, no talismans?
351
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,383
Jade! Jade!
352
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,984
Coming, Jackie!
353
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,688
I'm back!
354
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,590
Jade...
355
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,459
It looks like we have lost
a talisman to the dark hand.
356
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,961
Because of me.
357
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,963
I know.
358
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,299
But I guess it's because of you
359
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,268
that the rest are still
safe in section 13.
360
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,270
Cool! So can we ride again?
361
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,946
Hey, Jackie. Yes.
362
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,881
Who do you admire and why?
363
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,317
Oh, so many people I admire.
364
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,652
Steven Spielberg, George, Lucas,
365
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,820
the people of talent.
366
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,123
They can use the
computer, special effects,
367
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,093
not follow the tradition like
me, you know, hurt myself,
368
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,095
jumping off of real car.
369
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:35,800
They can use the fake people,
and they can use a... a dinosaur.
370
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,268
Just choose part, doo doo doo.
371
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,537
When I look at those kind of
people, they really...
372
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,406
That... those kind of
people I really admire. Wow!
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