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(Breathing hard)

A Chinese talisman in the tip of Mexico.

Uncle wasn't kidding

about the 4 corners of the globe thing.

Finn: He's in the pyramid.

Let's move.

Uh, don't pyramids have mummies inside them, sir?

Only in Egypt.

Why don't we just let chan find the talisman?

Just take it from him when he climbs out.

Listen, new guy,

we don't know what power this ox talisman has.

Chan might come bustin' out of there 50 feet tall

with laser eyes.

I don't want to fight giant laser eyes!

Everyone after him! Now, now, now!

Huh?

Where is it?

Arrghh!

Augh!

Finn: Thanks for all your hard work, chan.

Hey, where is it?

I don't know! Finn: Liar.

Where is the talisman?

Someone else must've found it.

Years... centuries ago!

I do not believe you.

(Spooky voice) Ooh-h-h-h-h!

Ooh-h-h-h!

Mummy!

Mummy: Oooh-h-h!

Oooh-h-h-h!

Mummy! Run!

Oooh-h-h!

Jade?!

Qu pasa, Jackie?

Chan!

Run!

(All panting)

After them!

Why are you here?

You are supposed to be back at the hotel

doing your homework!

Lucky for you I breezed through.

Tohru was gonna bust you like a piata.

Thank you, but don't finish your homework early again.

It's too dangerous.

Whoa, dude!

I'm sorry! I'll bring it back! Thank you!

Whoa! - Whoa! - Whoa!

Jade: Oh, yeah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

(Sputtering)

Think... think there's sharks?

The ancient pyramids,

the hang-gliders,

the churros!

Mexico is mondo-coolio, Jackie!

The talisman could be a million miles away.

Let's ask around, see what the locals know.

Ooh, mariachis.

Ok, but don't go anywhere.

Uh-huh.

: Hola! I am paco.

What might a charming seorita such as yourself

be doing this evening?

Eeyeew! Are you asking me on a date?

Oh, no, no, no.

I am gathering an audience for El toro fuerte.

El who-o what-e?

El toro fuerte, Mexico's mightiest wrestler.

He has never lost a match.

I want to grow up to be just like him.

Wrestling? Tsst! Everyone knows it's all fake.

(Gasps)

El toro fuerte is no fake.

El toro fuerte's undefeatable,

because El toro fuerte is the best!

Oh, really?

See that guy over there?

He's the best wrestler in the world.

The mouse man?

He can smack your boy down.

Cannot.

Can too.

Cannot. Can too.

Cannot. Can too.

Then the 2 best should meet, don't you think?

I will see you and your mouse man tonight, seorita...

Jade.

Adios, Jade.

Jackie, we have to go to the wrestling match.

Nice 'brero.

I'm glad you like it.

They had your size.

Gracias, amigo.

Anyway, I told this boy

that you're the best wrestler in the world.

You have to prove it.

Jade, one should not fight for the sake of fighting,

but only when one has no other choice.

Makes sense.

When you get in the ring

and this El toro guy starts wailing on you,

you'll have no other choice.

Uh, you have an interesting mind, young Jade.

Jackie! You've nothing better to do tonight.

Oh, I don't?

How about search for the ox talisman?

But you said yourself it could be a million miles away.

Or right under our noses.

Humph! Didn't peg chan as a sports fan.

What sport?

Wrestling's fake. Everybody knows that.

You came all the way here,

and you're not going to get in the ring?

Jackie!

Buenas noches, Jade.

Paco! Hi.

I see you have brought a challenger for El toro fuerte.

Not exactly.

Paco, can you tell me what this is?

Of course. It is the sign of El toro fuerte,

for he is strong like the ox.

(Whispering) I would fear him, too, if I were you.

Come, Jade. We have seats right in front.

Um, El toro fuerte?

Si.

Uh, I'm from housekeeping.

There's been a mix-up.

Your mask has not been properly cleaned.

What? El toro fuerte never removes his mask.

Uh, that's what I told my boss, but he won't listen.

He insists you cannot fight with a dirty mask.

You...

Hello, chan.

The talisman?

Huh?!

Get him!

Where'd he go?

Whoa! Seor!

It is time.

Amigos, welcome to lucha libre!

Tonight 2 titans will clash here in this very ring.

El pollo enmascarado...

And the undefeated champion...

El toro fuerte!

Tonight one shall drink deep from the cup of victory,

and the loser shall be unmasked!

Where'd they get this mouse man?

Jackie?

Awesome! You're gonna do it!

Only because I have no other choice.

If I win, El toro will be unmasked,

and I can take the talisman before valmont's thugs do.

Grrr!

Ooh!

(Chanting) Tor-o! Tor-o! Tor-o!

Ok then.

Hyiii... oh!

(Groans)

Uno... Dos... Tres!

The winner!

Jade, do not watch.

This is the part where Jackie must lose his mask

and, regrettably, his dignity.

It's chan! Get him!

No.

He does not have the talisman.

Remember, Jackie,

each talisman possesses a different magic.

Yes, yes, uncle.

12 animals, Chinese zodiac.

One more thing.

What happened to you?

You lost that match so fast,

and he gave you such a whupping!

I know. He was strong.

Hmm. Perhaps the power of the ox talisman

is strength.

Oh, of course! Strength!

One more thing.

Ow!

Jackie! Jackie!

Wake up!

Where is El toro?

He left. Everyone left!

The match is over.

How could you not win?

Jade, the ox talisman

gives El toro superhuman strength!

Knew it! Wrestling is so fake!

Ha ha ha.

Another autograph, paco?

One for your every victory, seor fuerte.

Gracias.

Finn: El toro.

Meet tohru.

Tohru, toro.

Toro, tohru.

Tohru...

The mask.

El toro fuerte never removes his mask.

Then I will remove it for you.

Arrhh!

Aah!

Unnh!

That's it. New guy quits.

He nailed tohru.

Nobody nails tohru!

(Whistles)

El toro's been eating his spinach.

The dark hand will send more.

Paco: More?

This is too exciting!

Aww! Aww!

El toro, sir!

Uh, seor.

Ahh, I trust you had a pleasant siesta.

Listen, bad men are after you.

They want the talisman. They know it is magic.

What talisman?

That one.

I don't know what you're talking about.

On your head. There. Ow!

Never touch the mask.

You are in danger.

Jade, sing-song: ♪ oh, Jackie ♪

♪ They're here ♪

Wrestlers?

Shadowkhan.

Hyah!

Unh!

Told ya Jackie rocks.

Indeed, but El toro is better.

Is not. Is too.

Is not. Is too.

Is not. Is too.

Arrggh!

Hoowah!

Unh! Ohh!

Sorry.

Ha ha! Again?

Unnh!

(Gasps) The mask!

El toro fuerte never removes his mask!

No!

Jackie!

Put him down! Put him down! Put him down!

Put him down put him down! Pu... ack!

Oh!

A souvenir for valmont.

Jade was right.

You are a fake!

Jackie.

Mr. toro, we've got to help Jackie.

Paco is right.

I am a fake.

Come on, come on, come on!

Up we go!

With the power of the ox, I was undefeatable.

Hah!

I think I hear Jackie screaming.

You know? The nice guy you knocked out twice!

He's in big trouble, and you owe him!

But without the mask, I can help no one.

Hey, lookee here! You're golden!

And without the talisman, the mask is useless.

Forget about the magic!

Look, Mr. toro, Jackie once told me

the wise seek power within themselves.

The foolish seek it within others.

Que?

Yeah, I don't know where Jackie gets this stuff either,

but what I think it means is

you're not gonna let a little girl

go fight those bad boys all by herself, are you?!

Now his legs.

Jackie?

I'll teach that kid some manners.

Psych!

Auut!

Unh! Unh!

Hola, Jackie!

No, no, no! The talisman is onboard in a box!

Don't let them take off with it!

Jade!

Huh?

Wha?

(Huffing)

(Gasping)

Aa-aa-aa-aah!

Situation.

(Both grunting)

Jackie: Help!

(Gasps)

Whoa!

Pull me in! Pull me in!

Unh!

I'm not strong enough!

Unh!

Not strong enough?!

The talisman, duh!

(Both grunting)

Huh? Hey!

Hyah!

Unh!

Well, look at me!

I'm Jackie chan!

And... You're the pilot.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

Aah!

(Gasping for breath)

Oh! Ahh.

(Both grunting)

If that is the pilot...

Who's flying the plane?!

Unhhh!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Tsst! A little help here?

El toro fuerte, you are no longer my hero.

Mr. toro!

Gracias, Jade,

but I would rather lose with dignity

than win by deception.

El toro?

Whatever.

Unh! Unh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Now tell me...

Who is the mightiest?

Jade: Give you a clue.

Hyah!

Ohh!

Can I keep it, Jackie?

No.

Aww!

Paco: El toro fuerte!

Will you teach me the ways of the wrestler?

With all the wisdom of my experience.

You are the greatest!

Jade: No.

Jackie's the greatest.

No. El toro.

Jackie. El toro.

Hey, Jackie,

how do you keep in shape?

Most important is the training and training and training.

All kinds of exercise...

Like swimming, boxing,

badminton, tennis, jogging is good for shape.

Remember, it's the exercise.

Exercise. Then you keep in shape.